JACK DAGOGO (dagogojack@123.com)MR.DAGOGO JACKFAX NO: 234-92-726844 TEL:234-803-3072197. OFFICE:234-1-4705964. DEAR SIR, URGENT BUSINESS TRANSACTION I GOT YOUR ADDRESS AND NECESSARY INFORMATION FROM A BUSINESS CONSULTANT BLAH BLAH I AM A ROTARIAN AND CURRENCTLY A FINANCIAL CONTROLLER WITH THE BUDGET AND PLANNING DEPARTMENT BLAH BLAH OVER INFLATED CONTRACT VALUE (CONSTRUCTION OF OIL REFINERY SUBSTATION IN NIGERIAÕS NORTHERN REGION) BLAH BLAH REMAINING (US$37 MILLION). THIS (US$37 MILLION) REPRESENTS 10% CONTRACT VALUE COMMISSION WE DEMANDED. HOWEVER, WE ASK FOR YOUR HAND IN RELATIONSHIP BY YOUR PROVIDING ALL NECESSARY ASSISTANCE FOR THE FUND TO BE PAID INTO YOUR ACCOUNT. WE HEREBY SOLICIT YOUR BANK ACCOUNT NUMBER BLAH BLAH IF THIS BUSINESS OFFER INTEREST TO YOU, WE AGREE TO GIVE YOU 30% OF THE TOTAL SUM, BLAH BLAH ALL MODALITIES TO EFFECT THE PAYMENT AND SUBSEQUENT TRANSFER OF THIS MONEY HAS BEEN WORKED OUT AND WE ASURE YOU OF RISK-FREE TRANSACTION AND HITCH-FREE BLAH BLAH MOST IMPORTANT TO ENCLOSE NOW IS 1. YOUR PHONE AND FAX NUMBER FOR EASY COMMUNICATION 2. NAME OF YOUR BANK, PHONE, FAX, TELEX NUMBERS AND BLAH BLAH FREE TO ASK. BEST REGARDS, MR.DAGOGO JACK LADY AGATHA BRISTOLDate: 13 Aug 2003, 03:55:24 AMSubject: Re: ASAP - Go Go DaGoGo! Dagogo-Agatha 13th August 2003 Dear Sir, I am not at all sure from where you obtained my private e-mail address but I am Lady Agatha Bristol, CBE, and I am Head of Special Operations at the Foreign Office of Her Majesty's Government of Great Britain and Northern Ireland. I have forwarded your rather unorthodox proposal to Her Royal Highness Princess Candice and she has authorised me to request more details. Yours ever, Lady Agatha Bristol, CBE Head of Special Operations, Foreign Office, London JACK DAGOGO (dagogojack2000@yahoo.com)DEAR AGATHA,THANKS FOR YOUR REPLY. I AM VERY HAPPY TO HEAR THAT YOU ARE INTERESTED. EVEN IF YOU CANNOT BE ABLE TO HANDS THIS HUGE SUM OF MONEY BUT YOU CAN GET SOMEBODY WHO CAN HANDLE IT, IT IS ACCEPTABLE BY US. THIS TRANSACTION IS VERY SIMPLE. THE MONEY HAS BEEN APPROVED FOR TRANSFER FOR A LONG TIME NOW AND IT HAS BEEN THE UPPER AND LOWER HOUSES. ALL WE WANT FROM YOU IS THE REQUIREMENTS SO THAT WE CAN USE IT TO FORWARD TO THE CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA FOR THE FINAL APPROVAL AND TRANSFER. THE REASON FOR AN OVERSEAS ACCOUNT IS THAT ORIGINAL CONTRACTOR IS A FOREIGNER CONTRACTOR WHO ORIGINALLY EXECUTED THE CONTRACT. WE HAVE PEOPLE IN ALL THE KEY PLACES THAT WILL HASTEN UP OUR APPLICATION AS SOON AS I RECEIVE THEM FROM YOU. PLEASE, SEND THE FOLLOWING INFORMATION TO ME. 1.YOUR FULL NAME AND ADDRESS. 2.YOUR BANKÕS NAME AND ADDRESS AND BENEFICIARY. 3.YOUR CONFIDENTIAL PHONE AND FAX NUMBERS. AWAITING YOUR RESPONSE. GOD BLESS YOU. MR. DAGOGO JACK. LADY AGATHA BRISTOLDate: 15 Aug 2003, 07:23:17 AMDear Mr. Dagogogo, Firstly, may I remind you that Lady Agatha is the correct form of address. We are delighted to continue business with you but we need you to swear the Oath of Allegiance to Her Majesty. Are you prepared to do this? If so, that would be capital. In the spirit of goodwill, however, I am prepared to offer you the information you require: Lady Agatha Bristol, CBE Special Operations Department 221b Baker Street London FU2 BSU As ever, Lady Agatha Bristol, CBE Head of Special Operations, Foreign Office, London JACK DAGOGO (dagogojack2000@yahoo.com)DEAR LADY AGATHA,I AM PREPARED TO TAKE THE OATH OF ALLEGIANCE TO HER MAJESTY FOR AS LONG AS AFTER TAKING THE OATH, WE SHALL RECEIVE ALL THE ASSISTANCE FROM HER MAJESTY. KINDLY GIVE ME THE TEXT OF THE OATH. PLEASE, EXTEND. MY REGARDS TO HER MAJESTY.I AM HIGHLY HONOURED TO BE DEALING WITH HER MAJESTY. MAY HER REIGN BE LONG. MR. DAGOGO JACK. LADY AGATHA BRISTOLDate: 15 Aug 2003, 08:51:12 AMMy dear Mr. Dagogo, This is wonderful news. Please copy the text onto headed/addressed paper, scan in your passport, sign it and send it back to me. Here is the text: I, Jack Dagogo, do by humble merkin swear Pro-Twiglets, in the most discombobulated manner possible, to assist Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II in Her Right Royal Business. We look forward to receiving your Oath of Allegiance. JACK DAGOGO (dagogojack2000@yahoo.com)DEAR LADY AGATHA,I RECEIVED YOUR TEXT IN GOOD CONDITION. I WILL FORWARD THE SIGNED COPY ON MONDAY BY THE GRACE OF GOD. I AM READY TO DO ANYTHING FOR HER MAJESTY FOR AS LONG AS HER MAJESTY WILL GIVE ALL THE REQUIRED ASSISTANCE BOTH MORALLY AND FINANCIALLY. PLEASE, CONVEY THIS MESSAGE TO HER MEJESTY. MY REGARDS AND THANKS TO HER MAJESTY. REGARDS. MR.D.JACK. LADY AGATHA BRISTOLDate: 18 Aug 2003, 01:42:42 AMMy dear Jack, Thank you for your note. It was a pleasure to hear from you. We are delighted that you are to swear the Oath of Allegiance. This will help us to obtain for you exactly what you deserve. The Special Operations Department and the Royal Household extends its cordial greetings. As ever, Lady Agatha Bristol, CBE Head of Special Operations, Foreign Office, London JACK DAGOGO (dagogojack2000@yahoo.com)DEAR AGATHA,I USED THE TEXT WORD TO WORD AS YOU STATED IT. I HOPE THIS IS OK BY YOU AND HOPING TO HEAR FROM HER MAJESTY FAVOURABLY. MAY HER REIGN BE LONG. D. JACK. LADY AGATHA BRISTOLDate: 18 Aug 2003, 03:59:31 AMSubject: Re: OATH. - LOL Another one - Dagogogogogogog Jack - Agatha 18th Aug. 2003 My dear Jack, May I remind you that Lady Agatha is the correct form of address. We are delighted to receive your Oath. It will be sent to Bollockshire for routine security checks. The Royal Family send their most cordial regards. As ever, Lady Agatha Bristol, CBE Head of Special Operations, Foreign Office, London JACK DAGOGO (dagogojack2000@yahoo.com)--- DEAR LADY AGATHA,I AM VERY SORRY FOR THE WRONG WAY OF ADDRESSING YOU EVEN THOUGH YOU HAVE MENTIONED IN THE PAST ABOUT THE RIGHT WAY. I AM CONCERNED ABOUT THE SECURITY CHECKS. I WANT TO ADVICE YOU ON THIS ISSUE BASED ON THE NATURE OF THE TRANSACTION. WE WOULD NOT WANT SO MANY PEOPLE TO BE AWARE SO THAT PEOPLE THAT MAY BETRAY CONFIENCE WOULD BE AVOIDED. THIS MUST BE TREATED WITH UTMOST CONFIDENTIALITY. I HOPE YOU UNDERSTAND ME. I WAS EXPECTING THAT YOU FORWARD THE DATAILS TO ME SO THAT WE CAN START OFF IMMEDIATELY. MAY GOD CONTINUE TO GUIDE AND PROTECT HER MAJESTY. BEST REGARDS. D.JACK. LADY AGATHA BRISTOLDate: 19 Aug 2003, 01:51:51 AMMy dear Mr. Jack, There is nothing for you to be concerned about, my dear chap. The Special Operations Department protects Her Majesty's Government's interests all over the world and secrecy, discretion and confidentiality are our watchwords. I have ensured that only our most trusted agents will see your file and I promise you that there is no reason for you to be concerned. In fact, your initial checks have come back totally clean. Bear with us, old chap. Mum's the word. God help you. As ever, Lady Agatha Bristol, CBE Head of Special Operations, Foreign Office, London JACK DAGOGO (dagogojack2000@yahoo.com)- DEAR LADY AGATHA,THANK YOU VERY MUCH MY DEAR. AS IT IS NOW, I SHALL WAIT FOR YOUR ADVICE. BUT HOW LONG CAN THIS TAKE? I AM ON THE STAND BY. MY REGARDS TO HER MAJESTY. MAY HER REIGN BE LONG. REGARDS. D.JACK. LADY AGATHA BRISTOLDate: 19 Aug 2003, 03:29:55 AMDear Mr. Jack, I would thank you to refrain from such familiarity for now - after all, we hardly know each other at this stage. The final results from your security checks shall be here later today. I shall inform you of them in due course. JACK DAGOGO (dagogojack2000@yahoo.com)DEAR LADY AGATHA,I AM WAITING PATIENTLY FOR THEOUT COME OF THE SECURITY REPORT FROM HER MAJESTY. PLEASE, KEEP ME POSTED AS YOU SAID. REGARDS. D.JACK. LADY AGATHA BRISTOLDate: 20 Aug 2003, 01:57:12 AMMy dear Jack, I am delighted to say that your credentials came back with no blemishes. There were no tribal problems at all, which was a pleasant surprise. Now that you are one of Us, so to speak, please advise us how to continue this transaction. JACK DAGOGO (dagogojack2000@yahoo.com)DEAR LADY AGATHA,THE NEXT THING NOW IS FOR YOU TO GIVE US THE BANK DETAILS WHICH INCLUDE. 1. BANK DETAILS. ADDRESS, ACCOUNT NUMBER BENEFICIARY AND BENEFICIARY'S ADDRESS. 2. CONFIDENTIAL TELEPHONE AND FAX NUMBER. WE WILL USE THESE DETAILS TO SECURE APPROVALS FROM THE VARIOUS GOVERNMENT OFFICE. WE ARE GOING TO HIRE AN ATTORNEY FOR THIS TRANSACTIO0N AND WOULD REQUIRE THE ASSISTANCE OF HER MAJESTY IN PAYING THE LAWYER. PLEASE, CONVEY THIS MESSAGE TO HER MAJESTY SO THAT HER MAJESTY WILL BE AWARE. I SHALL LET YOU KNOW WHEN WE HAVE CONCLUDED WITH THE LAWYER FOR HER MAJESTY'S FINANCIAL HELP. BUT FOR NOW, JUST SEND THE INFORMATION TO ME. REGARDS. D. JACK. LADY AGATHA BRISTOL21 Aug 2003, 01:28:35 AMMy dear Dagogo (if I may), Thank you so much for your note. A pleasure as always. Her Majesty was most impressed with your photograph. Indeed, Her Royal Highness Princess Candy thought you were most dashing! To the business at hand. Here are the details you require: Barclay's Bank Bowden Square Branch 10 Rillington Place London SW7 FU2 Account Number: 00011169 Direct Telephone: 00 44 09061 555 6665 I trust this is in order. Yours ever, Lady Agatha Bristol, CBE Head of Special Operations, Foreign Office, London JACK DAGOGO (dagogojack2000@yahoo.com)--- DEAR LADY AGATHA,I WANT TO CONFIRM WHETHER YOU RECEIVED MY YESTERDAY'S MESSAGE. I AM STILL WAITING FOR THE DETAILS.YOUR BANK DETAILS AND YOUR PHONE AND FAX NUMBERS AS I STATED IN MY YESTERDAY'S MAIL. REGARDS. D.JACK. 21 Aug 2003, 01:30:08 AM LADY AGATHA BRISTOLMy dear Jack,Patience is a virtue, as they say. All the information you require has been sent by e-mail. Yours, Lady Agatha Bristol, CBE Head of Special Operations, Foreign Office, London JACK DAGOGO (dagogojack2000@yahoo.com)--- DEAR LADY AGATHA,THANK YOU VERY MUCH.TODAY, THIS BANK INFORMATION WOULD BE SUBMITED FOR APPROVALS TO THE VARIOUS MINISTRIES. I AM WORRIED ABOUT YOUR COMMENT ON MY PICTURE AFTER GIVING A CLEAN BILL. YOU SAID SOMETHING ABOUT THE PRINCES. WHAT ABOUT HER? PLEASE, DO LET HER KNOW THAT I AM OK AND WHEN SHE SEES ME, SHE WOULD NOT BE DISAPPOINTED. HOPE I HAVE NOT GONE TOO FAR.WHAT DID HER MAJESTY SAY ABOUT THE LAWYER ISSUE? I WANT TO CONCLUDE MY NEGOCIATION WITH HIM TODAY AND ONCE THIS IS DONE,HE WILL ASK FOR HIS LEGAL FEES.I HOPE HER MAJESTY IS CONFORTABLE WITH THIS . I WILL LET YOU KNOW HOW MUCH THAT IS INVOLVED YOURS TRULY. D.JACK LADY AGATHA BRISTOL21 Aug 2003, 03:24:59 AMMy dear Mr. Jack, We are looking forward to receiving approval from the bank. Her Highness was merely commenting on what a dashing fellow you are - and such a smart suit! We were surprised to see that as we expected you to be wearing your tribal costume. JACK DAGOGO (dagogojack2000@yahoo.com)DEAR LADY AGATHA,THANKS FOR YOUR COMPLIMENTS. MY REGARDS TO HER MAJESTY THE QUEEN AND THE PRINCES. PLEASE, HAVE YOU DISCUSSED THE LAWYER'S ISSUE WITH THE QUEEN. I NEED AN ANSWER ON THIS BECAUSE ONCE I CONCLUDE WITH HIM, THE NEXT THING WOULD BE THE LEGAL FEES. I NEED THE GO AHEAD FROM HER MAJESTY ON THIS BEFORE I GO FURTHER. AS FOR THE APPROVALS, THEY ARE WORKING ON THAT AND BY HIS GRACE, WE SHALL BE THROUGH ON MONDAY OR TUESDAY NEXT WEEK. I TRIED TO CALL YOU BUT THE NUMBER YOU GAVE ME WAS NOT GOING FROM HER. IS THIS NUMBER CORRECT? DO NOT MISUNDERSTAND ME. JUST NEED THE CORRECT NUMBER SO THAT I CAN CALL YOU OR DEAR LADY AGATHA, I WILL BE HONOURED TO RECEIVE A ROYAL TELEPHONE CALL. I MEAN, PLEASE CALL ME ON 234-803-3072197. AWAITING YOUR CALL. REGARDS. D. JACK. LADY AGATHA BRISTOLDate: 21 Aug 2003, 06:26:15 AMMy dear Dagogo, I have not been able to contact Her Majesty as she is currently in the Ted Bundy Rooms, meeting with Sir Jeffery Dahmer, our Food and Health Minister. Before we proceed, however, we have some legal queries. Would it be best to address them to you? Yours ever, Lady Agatha Bristol, CBE Head of Special Operations, Foreign Office, London JACK DAGOGO (dagogojack2000@yahoo.com)DEAR LADY AGATHA,WE DO NOT NEED THE SERVICES OF YOUR TEAM OF LAWYERS FROM THE ROYAL HOUSE NOW. THIS IS BAECSUE THERE ARE LAWYERS WHO ARE ACCREDITED TO THE CENTRAL BANK SPECIALLY FOR THIS KIND OF JOB AND THEY ARE THE PEOPLE WE NEED NOW. YOUR LAWYERS WOULD BE NEEDED WHEN WE FINALLY TRANSFER THE MONEY AND COME OVER. AS LONG AS THIS TRANSACTION IS CONCERNED NOW, IT IS ONLY THESE LAWYERS THAT COULD BE OF ASSISTANCE NOW. MORE-OVER THERE SHOULD BE NO MUCH PUBLICITY ON THIS TRANSACTION BASED ON THE NATURE. THEIR CHARGES ARE NOT HIGH COMPARED TO WHAT IS OBTAINABLE OVER THERE. THERE ARE SOME ISSUES I WANT TO DISCUSS WITH YOU. 1. WHO IS THE BENEFICARY OF THE ACCOUNT YOU GAVE TO ME? I WANT TO KNOW BECAUSE THE ACCOUNT YOU GAVE TO ME HAS NO BENEFICIARY. 2.YOU DID NOT COMENT ON THE PHONE NUMBER YOU GAVE TO ME WHICH I TOLD YOU IS NOT WORKING. 3. ARE YOU SURE THAT YOU ARE PROPERLY BREIFING THE QUEEN ABOUT THIS TRANSACTION? I AM WORRIED ON SOME ISSUES WHICH YOU USUALLY BRING UP AND AFTER WHICH YOU ALLOWS IT TO GO UNDER THE CARPET. THIS TRANSACTION MEANS A LOT TO ME AND MY COLLEAGUES AND WE HAD A MEETING THIS MORNING AND ALL THESE QUESTIONS WERE RAISED. WE CANNOT STAY FOR TOO LONG ON THIS TRANSACTION AS IT IS CLOSE TO CONCLUSION.AS SOON AS THIS LAWYER ISSUE IS RESOLVED NOW, THE LAWYER WILL PROCURE ALL THE DOCUMENTS AND THE MONEY WILL BE TRANSFERRED. PLEASE, LADY AGATHA, TRY AND UNDERSTAND ME. WE NEED TO BE FASTER THAN WE ARENOW. YOU WILL BE ADEQUATELY REWARDED FOR YOUR GOOD WORK. MY REGARDS TO HER MAJESTY, THE QUEEN AND PRINCES CANDY. REGARDS. D. JACK. LADY AGATHA BRISTOLDate: 22 Aug 2003, 01:53:32 AMDear Mr. Jack, I fail to see how we do not need the services of Her Majesty's lawyer, Sir Michael Montague Barrymore. With a transaction involving so much money, how can we not have adequate legal representation? I have explained to you before how discretion is our watchword, my dear fellow. Is there no way we can rectify this? To answer your questions: i) The beneficiary is: HRH Princess Candy Windsor Buckingham Palace Sir Dickie Bowden Avenue London FU2 GIT ii) The telephones here are in perfect working order. In fact, one of my top field agents, Ronald Kray, rang me a few moments before your missive came in. We cannot be responsible if the Third World telephone network is not up to standard. I suggest you leave your village or shanty town and head for the nearest city, as I would imagine the communications would be more efficient there. iii) Please do not tell me how to do my job. I find your manner insulting - do you know who I am? I took tea with Her Majesty last night and for you to insinuate that we are not informing Her Majesty on this matter is ridiculous. We are of a mind to contact a Mr. S. Goldhill, whose manner is far more respectful and professional than yours. JACK DAGOGO (dagogojack2000@yahoo.com)DEAR LADY AGATHA,I JUST TOLD YOU MY MIND AND THE MIND OF MY COLLEAGUES. IF YOU FIND IT INSULTING, I AM VERY SORRY. HOWEVER, I NEVER SAID THAT YOU WERE NOT WORKING. ONLY WHAT WE ASKED IS IF MESSAGES ARE PRESENTED TO THE QUEEN PROPERLY. IF THIS SOUNDS INSULTING TOO, I AM VERY SORRY. ALSO, I NEVER SAID THAT YOUR LAWYER SHOULD NOT BE AWARE OF THE TRANSACTION GOING ON IN THE PALACE. WHAT I SAID IS THAT THE JOB WE NEED TO DO NOW IS SPECIFICALLY FOR A NIGERIAN LAWYER. IF YOUR LAWYER COMES OVER HERE NOW, HE CANNOT DO THOSE JOBS BECAUSE AS I SAID, THERE ARE SPECIAL LAWYERS FOR THIS KIND OF JOB IN NIGERIA. THAT WAS WHY I SAID ACCREDITED. THIS IS NOT LITIGATION. PLEASE, WE NEED THE ASSISTANCE OF HER MAJESTY AND THAT WAS WHY WE WROTE THE QUEEN IN THE FIRST PLACE. DO NOT ABANDON US. WHO IS ABACHA? ALSO LADY AGATHA, I WANT TO TELL YOU THAT I AM IN LAGOS AND NOT IN VILLAGE. YOU ARE RIGHT TO SAY THAT IT IS A NETWORK PROBLEM FROM A THIRD WORLD COUNTRY LIKE NIGERIA. PARDON OUR SITUATION.. THIS IS WHY WE WANT TO DO THE TRANSACTION TO COME OVER TO UK. IS IT POSSINBLE FOR YOU TO CALL ME? MY NUMBER IS: 234-803-3072197. I WILL BE GLAD TO RECEIVE A ROGAL CALL FROM YOU. PLEASE, WE ARE LOYAL AND WAITING FOR YOUR REPLY FROM THE QUEEN.I DID NOT WANT PEOPLE TO KNOW WHAT WE ARE DOING WITH THE QUEEN. THIS IS WHY I DID NOT WANT THE LAWYER TO DEAL WITH YOU DIRECTLY. DO YOU WANT TO DEAL DIRECTLY WITH THE LAWYER? REGARDS. D.JACK LADY AGATHA BRISTOLDate: 22 Aug 2003, 06:12:08 AMSubject: Re: SO SORRY. - Dagogo oversteps the mark - Agatha 22nd August 2003 Dear Mr. Jack, Thank you for your note. Very well, we will indulge your native petulance on this occassion. We are prepared to offer you any assistance as is necessary. Mr. Abacha has written to us offering a remarkably similar opportunity as yours, and His Royal Highness Prince Darren has asked me to investigate this. But fear not, my dear chap. We will ensure you receive exactly what you deserve. I have one or two legal queries, so would be happy to email yourself and your legal representatives or witch doctor if need be. As ever, Lady Agatha Bristol, CBE Head of Special Operations, Foreign Office, London JACK DAGOGO (dagogojack2000@yahoo.com)DEAR LADY AGATHA,I WANT TO TRANSFER MONEY TO YOU AND THAT WAS WHY I CONTACTED YOU. I SENT A LETTER TO YOU AND ALSO HAVE IN SO MANY WAYS TRIED TO EXPLAIN HOW WE ARE GOING TO DO THE BUSINESS WITHOUT PROBLEMS. BUT EACH OF YOUR E-MAILS COMES WITH A NEW VIEW POINT WHICH DIES AFTER THAT STEP. IF YOU ARE READY TO RECEIVE THE MONEY, PLEASE HEED MY INSTRUCTION OR NEVER MIND REPLYING ME WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO WITH A WITCH DOCTOR? YOU CAN CONTINUE WITH ABACHA. REGARDS. D. JACK. LADY AGATHA BRISTOLDate: 23 Aug 2003, 10:33:33 AMMy dear Dagogo, Please don't take on so, my dear chap. You should be pleased that we are bringing up queries because it shows Her Majesty is totally committed to a hitch-free transaction. Now let us have no more of this nonsense. We are ready to continue. As ever, Lady Agatha Bristol, CBE Head of Special Operations, Foreign Office, London JACK DAGOGO (dagogojack2000@yahoo.com)- DEAR LADY AGATHA,GOD'S WILLING, THE APPROVALS WOULD BE OUT BEFORE THE END OF WORK TODAY. I MAY FAX THEM TO YOU THIS EVENING OR TOMORROW MORNING. I STILL CANNOT GET THROUGH TO YOUR PHONE LINE. PLEASE GIVE ME YOUR FAX NUMBER . I NEED THIS TO FAX THE DOCUMENTS TO YOU. I HAVE CONCLUDED WITH THE LAWYER TOO. I WILL ALSO BREIF YOU TOMORROW. JUST LET HER MAJESTY KNOW THAT IT IS TIME TO SETTLE THE LAWYER. REGARDS. D.JACK. LADY AGATHA BRISTOLDate: 26 Aug 2003, 05:11:51 AMSubject: let's blow this open My dear Dagogo, Thank you for your note. Always a pleasure to hear from you. But we are bored of you, though of course, you have provided plenty of amusement to all of the ScamORama readers who, like me, would not be taken in by your half-baked, semi-literate scam if we'd drunk 10 bottles of Absynth whilst flying to the moon. You may be interested to hear that we have forwarded your details to the Anti-419 Squad. As they say, God help you and all your friends who we are targeting at the moment. As I may have said before, we will make sure you get what you deserve only in this case rather than any money I'd prefer you to have a place in a cell with a hugely well-endowned Turkish sailor who's not had sex in three years. With crap regards, dickhead. Not so clever now, are you? The Special Operations Department JACK DAGOGO (dagogojack2000@yahoo.com)DEAR AGATHA,THE ROYAL FAMILY WILL BE IN THE NEWS. THE WHOLE WORLD WILL BE INTERESTED TO READY THE MAILS YOU SENT TO ME. IS THIS NOT ENOUGH TO MAKE GOOD MONEY FROM THE PRESS? I NEVER KNEW THAT THE ROYAL FAMILY IS INTO 419 DEALS. ALL YOUR E-MAIL ARE INTACT WITH ME, LET US SEE WHO WILL LOOSE. LADY AGATHA BRISTOLDate: 26 Aug 2003, 07:17:26 AM...so you admit you're a criminal? Come on, 'Dagogo', it's just you and I. 'Agatha' JACK DAGOGO (dagogojack2000@yahoo.com)DEAR AGATHA,I NEVER ADMITED THAT I AM A CRINIAL. WAHT I DID WAS TO TAKE PART OF MY NATIONAL CAKE. I WANT TO MONEY OUT OF NIGERIA IT IS A COMMON MATTER IN NIGERIA . TELL ME, HOW DOES NIGERIA OFFICIALS OPERATE FAT BANK ACCOUNT IN UK AND SWISS BANKS. THIS IS WAY. BUT THE BIG NEWS NOW IS THAT THE ROYAL FAMILY IS ASSISTING OR HAS BEEN ASSISTING NIGERIANS TO MOVE THIS MONEY. YOU HAVE TO EXPLAIN SO MANY THINGS TO THE 419 QUARD REGARDS. JACK LADY AGATHA BRISTOL27 Aug 2003, 06:49:44 AMSubject: Re: ROYAL FAMILY IN 419 DEAL. - facts of life from Dagogo Jack Come on, Jack, you know as well as I do that Nigeria is one of the most corrupt countries in the world. The officials may well skim off public money but that's what they do. Are you honestly telling me, in your wildest dreams, that you can get hold of this money but are not capable of transferring it yourself? Do you know how many emails like yours we receive every week? This scam has been going on since the 1970s! Agatha [Scam-o-note: The opinions above are those of the Kindly Contributor. Scamorama is not competent to state which is the most corrupt country in the world. We just know a laugh when we see it.] More to come? |