SNEEK

Lady Agatha and her flunky Sir Marmite Luny-Binns get a come-on from Mrs. Swarin.
With guest appearances by Special Agent Ilichy Miracsky, ex-KGB agent Mikhail
Stroganov, Mrs. Swarin's alter ego, er, banker, Jeremy Dunn, and of course HRH
Princess Margaret. (No not her, but darned close.)

From: "Mrs Therisa swarin" therisaswarin2@epatra.com 
Subject: urgent business relationship 
Date: Tue, 14 Jan 2003 15:11:30 -0800 

MRS THERISA SIMON SWARIN, REFUGEE CAMP 
C/O OF AGES ECANGELICAL MINISTRY 
ABIDJAN - COTE D' IVORIE 

Dear sir 

With the best compliments of the year , I wish to solicit help 
in migrating to your country and investing my fund. 

I am Sierra Leoneasn National and the Wife of Late Dr Simon Swarin. 

Until his death my husband was the the General overseer of the Gold 
and Diamond Mining Corporation in Kanema Sierra leone. On April 6 2000 
the Military forces loyal to the Government of AHMED TIJAN KEBBAH 
invaded the Diamond and Gold mine and assassinated my husband,mistaking 
him for his brother MIKE Swarin who is the deputy to the leader of the 
revolutionary united front (RUF) FODAY SANKOH. 

When the news reached me ,I hurriedly gathered some valuables in our 
family villa and escaped for my dear life in the company of my only son,PAUL. 

Among the valuable was a file that contained details of a Deposit my 
husband made in a security company in Abroad. He deposted US$20.5M 
( TWENTY MILLION FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND US. DOLLARS) contained in 2 trunk 
boxes in the name  of our son paul. 

He did not disclose the ral content of the trunk boxes to the security company . 

He Declared  the contents as family valuable for security reasons. 

This is the money he made from the sale of Gold and Diamonds during his 
time as the General Overseer. 

Now that we are in Abidjan and verified the transaction,we need your assistance 
to move this funds out for investment in your Country ad the insecurity still 
going on there . 

we ask you to scout for a viable and Iucrative business, so that we can 
invest wisely. 

we have it in mind to give you 20% of the total sum (20.5Million US Dollars), 
and 25% share in any investment we will embark upon ,if you assist us. we will 
also set aside 5% of funds for ancillary expenses which you will make in course 
of this  transaction (fax messsage, phone calls, air tickets etc). 

This fortune of ours we have revealed to you should remain CONFIDENTIAL as it 
only you who we have told about it. 

kindly indicate your interest and willingness to assist us on receipt of this 
message for us to clarify you on how to proceed. Note  that this transaction 
is risk free. 

May the shelter and care of God be upon you as you. 

assist us. 

Remain blessed. 

Yours sincerely, 

Therisa Swarin. 

We don't have Lady Agatha's apparent first reply.
 

--- Therisa Swarin [therisaswarin@epatra.com] wrote: 

ATTN: AGATHA BRISTOL 
THANK YOU FOR
YOUR MAIL.YOUR E MAIL ADDRESS WAS GIVEN TO ME BY MY
LATE HUSBANDS ATTORNEY AND I SNEEKED OUT TO WRITE YOU
THIS LETTER. THIS TRANSACTION IS RISK FREE WITH
REFERENCE TO MY LETTER.THIS MONEY IS DEPOSITED WITH A
SECURITY COMPANY IN AMSTERDAM-HOLLAND.IF YOU ARE
INTERESTED IN ASSISTING ME IN THIS TRANSACTION. YOU
CAN ONLY GO TO AMSTERDAM TO CLAIM THE OWNERSHIP OF THE
MONEY.
THE CERTIFICATE OF DEPOSIT IS WITH US HERE
WHICH A COPY MAY BE SENT TO YOU TO PROOF TO THE
SECURITY COMPANY THE YOU ARE THE OWNER OF THE FUND ,A
LETTER OF POWER OF ATTORNEY WILL BE GIVING TO YOU TOO
,TO ASSIST YOU COLLECT THE MONEY.FROM THE LETTER
INSIDE MY LATE HUSBANDS FILE STATES THAT ONE OF THE
DIRCTORS OF THE SECURITY COMPANY WILL BE TOLD TO
ASSIST YOU OPEN AN OFFSHORE ACCOUNT IN AMSTERDAM WHERE
THE MONEY WILL BE DEPOSITED FIRST ,BEFORE THE FINAL
REMITTANCE IS MADE INTO YOUR DESIGNATED BANK ACCOUNT
IN YOUR COUNTRY.
EXPECTING TO HEAR FROM YOU SO!
ON.
THANKS.
MRS THERISA SWARIN



From:  "agatha bristol"  
To:  Therisa Swarin [therisaswarin@epatra.com] 
Cc:  ilichy.miracsky, m.barrymore, hrhprincess_margaret
Date:  15 Jan 2003, 04:18:29 AM  
Subject:  Re: Re: urgent RESPONSE  

Dear Mrs. Swarin,

The correct form of address is Lady Agatha.

I'm afraid that I did not know your late husband. And
since when did refugee camps have internet cafes?

We will, however, leave that for now and move on. We
remain a little wary of such a 'too good to be true'
proposal.

Please explain what needs to be done.

Yours ever,

Lady Agatha Bristol CBE
Head of Special Operations, Foreign Office, London



[Somehow Sir Marmite inserts himself into the picture -
probably at the behest of Lady Agatha, about whom he
nourishes hopeless fantasies.]



From:  Therisa Swarin [therisaswarin2@epatra.com] 
To:  Sir Marmite Luny Binns 
Date:  15 Jan 2003, 02:33:46 AM  
Subject:  Re: Re: urgent response  


=ATTN: Marmite Luny-Binns  
THANK YOU FOR YOUR MAIL. THIS TRANSACTION IS RISK FREE WITH REFERENCE TO MY
LETTER.THIS MONEY IS DEPOSITED WITH A SECURITY COMPANY IN AMSTERDAM-HOLLAND.IF
YOU ARE INTERESTED IN ASSISTING ME IN THIS TRANSACTION. YOU CAN ONLY GO TO
AMSTERDAM TO CLAIM THE OWNERSHIP OF THE MONEY.
THE CERTIFICATE OF DEPOSIT IS WITH US HERE WHICH A COPY MAY BE SENT TO YOU
TO PROOF TO THE SECURITY COMPANY THE YOU ARE THE OWNER OF THE FUND ,A LETTER OF
POWER OF ATTORNEY WILL BE GIVING TO YOU TOO ,TO ASSIST YOU COLLECT THE
MONEY.FROM THE LETTER INSIDE MY LATE HUSBANDS FILE STATES THAT ONE OF THE
DIRCTORS OF THE SECURITY COMPANY WILL BE TOLD TO ASSIST YOU OPEN AN OFFSHORE
ACCOUNT IN AMSTERDAM WHERE THE MONEY WILL BE DEPOSITED FIRST ,BEFORE THE FINAL
REMITTANCE IS MADE INTO YOUR DESIGNATED BANK ACCOUNT IN YOUR COUNTRY.
EXPECTING TO HEAR FROM YOU SOON.
THANKS.
MRS THERISA SWARIN






From:  "Marmite Luny-Binns"  
To:  therisaswarin2@epatra.com 
Cc:  hrhprincess_margaret 
Date:  15 Jan 2003, 05:20:14 AM  
Subject:  Re: Re: urgent response  
 
My dear Ms Swarin 

This is splendid news. I can arrange to travel to Amsterdam within a week or so, 
incognito of course. Please forward the documentation for Our persual and I will 
be sure to show it to Her Majesty. 

It is policy in the case of even temporary business transactions with the Palace 
to ask for the person concerned to sign and return the Stipendary Oath of Allegience. 
Will this be possible? Is is purely a matter of protocol, one to which few object, 
but which must be in place before matters can proceed. I will be pleased to forward 
the text for your application in this instance. 

Her Majesty is currently touring Bollockshire with Princes Wayne and Darren, 
and will be returning shortly. 


MARMITE 

Sir Marmite Luny-Binns DFC 
Regis Court Chamberlain 
The Court of St James 
Broadmoor 
London FU2 GIT 
 
 



Therisa Swarin [therisaswarin@epatra.com] wrote:

attn:Lady Agatha
I HAVE NEVER TOLD YOU THAT MY HUSBAND KNEW YOU.WHAT YOU HAVE TO DO 
IS TO ARRANGE YOURSELF TO GO TO AMSTERDAM TO CLAIM THE OWNERSHIP OF 
THE COSIGNMENT FROM THE SECURITY COMPANY AS THE LETTER OF THE POWER 
OF ATTORNEY WILL ASSIST YOU,INCLUDING THE CERTIFICATE OF DEPOSIT FROM 
THE SECURITY COMPANY .BUT YOU HAVE TO GIVE TO ME THE PROMISSARY NOTE 
STATING THAT YOU MUST KEEP OUR SHARE OF THE FUND PENDING WHEN WE ARE 
SAFE TO COME OUT TO MEET WITH YOU IN YOUR COUNTRY. PLEASE LET US HAVE 
YOUR PHONE AND FAX NUMBER SO THAT MY SON PAUL CAN TALK WITH YOU ON PHONE.
I WILL BE HAPPY TO HEAR FROM YOU SOON.
THANKS.
MRS THERISA 





From:  "agatha bristol"  
To:  Therisa Swarin [therisaswarin@epatra.com] 
Cc:  ilichy.miracsky, m.barrymore, hrhprincess_margaret 
Date:  15 Jan 2003, 08:51:11 AM  
Subject:  RE: URGENT RESPONSE  


Madam,

If he didn't know me how did he get my e-mail address?

We are happy to send Agent Miracsky to Amsterdam as he
is in Prague. We will be sending Sir Ronald Kray with
him too, as Amsterdam can be dangerous.


My private phone number is 0906 44 99 111 which you
can use. Please be patient as it is a secure line
which is bounced off several satellites to avoid
tracing and tapping.

What is a promissary note? I will ask Michael Montague
Barrymore, Her Majesty's banker about this.

Where is this Security Company letter and Certificate
of Deposit?

How are things in the refugee camp? I trust things are
well, otherwise they would not let you use computers.
We can look into any human rights abuses if you wish,
if they apply to you.

We look forward to a speedy transaction.

Yours ever,

Lady Agatha Bristol, CBE
Head of Special Operations, Foreign Office, London






Therisa Swarin [therisaswarin@epatra.com] wrote: 
ATTN:LADY AGATHA BRISTOL
YOUR E- MAIL ADDRESS WAS GIVEN TO US BY LATE HUSBAND ATTORNEY OK.
YOUR SUGESTION IS ACCEPTABLE .PLEASE CAN YOU FORWARD YOUR FAX NUMBER 
TO ENABLE US FAX THOSE REQUIRED DOCUMENTS TO YOU IMMEDIATELY OR DO 
YOU WANT THEM TO BE SENT AS ATTACHMENT?
MY SON NORMALLY GOES OUT TO BROWSE IN INTRNET SO IT IS NOT A PROBLEM 
TO READ AND SEND MESSAGES .
PROMISSARY NOTE IS JUST AN AGREEMENT THAT YOU MUST NOT RUIN AWAY WITH 
MY MONEY WHEN YOU CLAIM IT FROM AMSTERDAM.I WILL LIKE TO HAVE THE PARTICULARS 
OF THOSE PEOPLE WHO WIIL GO TO AMSTERDAM BECAUSE THE POWER OF ATTORNEY 
MUST BE WRITTING ON THEIR NAMES SO THAT THE SECURITY COMPANY CAN ATTEND 
TO THEM .
EXPECTING TO HEAR FROM YOU TO ENABLE ME FORWARD THE PARTICULARS OF THE 
SECURITY COMPANY.
THANKS AND GOD BLESS YOU MY SISTER,IT IS GOD THAT BROUTH YOU TO HELP US.
YOURS EVER
MRS THERISA SWARIN 







From:  "agatha bristol"  
To:  Therisa Swarin [therisaswarin@epatra.com] 
Cc:  ilichy.miracsky, m.barrymore, mikhailstroganov
Date:  16 Jan 2003, 01:31:50 PM  
Subject:  Re: RE: URGENT RESPONSE  


Dear Mrs. Swarin,

Thank you for your note.

You may attach the necessary documents to an e-mail.
Our man in Moscow, Mikhail Stroganov, will be handling
this transaction from here on in; but as his superior,
I would appreciate it if you copy me into all
correspondence. 

However, the Royal Family have one or two minor
concerns. Her Royal Highness Amber Jade is not quite
convinced of your total honesty. And Prince Derek
feels that this transaction is too good to be true.

Indeed, Foreign Minister Maurice Gibb (currently on
extended leave) wants to know what benefit we, Her
Majesty's Government, will gain. Please address these
concerns, Mrs. Swarin, as it is important Her
Majesty's mind is put to rest. We had a dreadful
episode with the ghastly Jonathan Mokoena not so long
ago and we are keen to avoid any similar problems. Do
you know him, by the way?

Here are the members of my staff that will be going to
Holland:

Special Agent Ilichy Miracsky (my personal bodyguard
and our top operative)
Mikhail Stroganov (a book publisher, but also a covert
operative)
Michael Montague Barrymore - Her Majesty's Accountant,
Banker and Legal Adviser
Myself, Lady Agatha Bristol, CBE

Do Miracsky or Stroganov need to take any weapons?

Yours ever, 

Lady Agatha Bristol, CBE
Head of Special Operations




From:  "Mikhail Stroganov"  
To:  agatha bristol  
Cc:  therisaswarin@epatra.com, ilichy.miracsky, m.barrymore 
Date:  16 Jan 2003, 01:40:43 PM  
Subject:  Re: RE: URGENT RESPONSE  


LADY AGATHA I CANNOT SEE FOR THE LIFE OF ME WHY WE ARE GETTING INVOLVED WITH
THESE NIGERIAN NINCOMPOOPS_I THOUGHT THAT WE WERE FINISHED WITH ALL THIS
NONSENSE AFTER THE MOKOENA/STABBIN INCIDENT_HOWEVER IF YOU WISH ME TO HANDLE
EVERYTHING WITH MRS. SWARMING THEN I WILL BE HAPPY TO CARRY OUT THE ORDERS OF
HER MAJESTY_BUT I MUST URGE CAUTION
STROGANOV






From:  "Princess Margaret"  
To:  agathabristol
Cc:  therisaswarin@epatra.com 
Date:  17 Jan 2003, 05:46:09 AM  
Subject:  RE: URGENT RESPONSE  

Lady Agatha 

Any further news on the reliability of this Swearin woman? 


MARGARET 


Her Royal Highness Princess Margaret VC, 
Duchess of Great Tesco, Stewardess of Llareggub, Prioress of Lotto, 
Room 101 
The Royal Les Dawson Suite 
Kensington Doss House, 
Buckingham 
London 
FU2 GlT 





From:  "agatha bristol"  
To:  Princess Margaret  
Cc:  ilichy.miracsky, m.barrymore, mikhailstroganov
Date:  17 Jan 2003, 07:52:47 AM  
Subject:  RE: URGENT RESPONSE  


Your Most Gracious Royal Highness,

Ourselves and Mikhail Stroganov are working well with
Mrs. Smarmin and will report in soonest.

Are we looking for an X-Box again, ma'am?

Yours ever

Lady Agatha Bristol
Head of Special Operations
 
 




Therisa Swarin [therisaswarin@epatra.com] wrote: 

FROM MY 1ST LETTER YOU WILL KNOW YOUR PROPOSED
PERCENTAGE WHICH IS 20%OF THE TOTAL MONEY AND 25% ON
ANY INVESTMENT WHICH YOU PEOPLE ACTUALLY HELPED. I
HAVE FOUND OUT THAT THE SECURITY COMPANY CAN ONLY
ATTEND TO TWO TO THREE PEOPLE.SO YOU HAVE TO TREEM THE
NUMBER TO TWO OR THREE.
PLEASE I DO NOT KNOW THE
MAN YOU JUST MENTIONED AND WHY DO YOU EXPOSED THIS
DEAL TO SO MANY PEOPLE AT THIS CRUCIAL STAGE . I HOPE
WE ARE SAFE IN YOUR HAND?I CAN NOT RELEASE THESE
CLASSIFIED DOCUMENTS TO YOU UNTILL I KNOW THE NUMBER
OF PEOPLE THAT ARE GOING TO AMSTERDAM BECAUSE THIS IS
THE ONLY THING I AND MY SON PAUL HAVE TO TUR ARROUND
OUR LIFE. IT IS THE ONLY OPPORTUNITY WE HAVE TO COME
OUT OF THIS PROBLEM.
I NEED THE PROMISSARY NOTE TO
ENABLE ME FORWARD THE PARTICULARS OF THE SECURITY
COMPANY IN HOLLAND WHERE THE MONEY IS
DEPOSITED.
THE POWER OF ATTORNEY WILL BE SENT TO
YOU AS SOON AS I GET YOUR ANSWER.
EXPECTING TO HEAR
FROM YOU SOON IF POSSIBLE TODAY.
YOU MUST KNOW THAT
WE CA!
N NOT TRAVEL UNTILL YOU CLLECT THIS MONEY BECAUSE THIS
MONEY IS WHAT WE WILL USE TO ARRANGE FOR OUR
TRAVEL.
THANKS
MRS THERISA SWARIN






From:  "agatha bristol"  
To:  Therisa Swarin [therisaswarin@epatra.com] 
Cc:  ilichy.miracsky, m.barrymore, mikhailstroganov
Date:  17 Jan 2003, 07:59:14 AM  
Subject:  Re: Re: RE: URGENT RESPONSE  


My dear Mrs. Swarin,

Thank you for your reply. I hope they are treating you
well in your camp.

May I respectfully remind you, madam, that you are
dealing with the highest echelons of Her Majesty's
Government of the United Kingdom and Northern Ireland.

Her Majesty is happy with the figures you suggest but
we feel that we are justified in asking for a little
more. How does 45% of the total pot sound?

In terms of my personnel, my agents are totally
trustworthy - after all, they represent the finest
elite of the Special Operations Department here in
Whitehall. I would ask, however, that you at least
copy in Agent Stroganov. He is one of our best
operatives and he can speed the travel arrangements
along. 

Agents Miracsky and Stroganov must travel. That is
non-negotiable. However, in the interests of goodwill,
we will leave Barrymore at home for now. But he will
be needed as an authorised signatory of Her Majesty
the Queen Elizabeth II.

I trust this is in order. Do send our regards to Paul.

Yours ever,

Lady Agatha Bristol, CBE
Head of Special Operations, Foreign Office, London






From:  "agatha bristol"  
To:  Mikhail Stroganov  
Cc:  therisaswarin@epatra.com, ilichy.miracsky, m.barrymore 
Date:  17 Jan 2003, 08:01:26 AM  
Subject:  Re: RE: URGENT RESPONSE  


Agent Stroganov,

I appreciate your candidness, as always. But your job
is to carry out your orders, not to question them.

See that this transaction is progressed - that is an
order!

Yours,

Lady Agatha Bristol, CBE
Head of Special Operations







From:  "Princess Margaret"  
To:  agathabristol
Cc:  ilichy.miracsky, m.barrymore, mikhailstroganov
Date:  17 Jan 2003, 08:10:24 AM  
Subject:  RE: URGENT RESPONSE  

I am pleased to hear it, Lady Agatha. I think We will be 
requesting an X-Box as Prince Wayne is very insistent about it. 
I enjoy an occasional go at that Halo game Myself, especially 
as I am now unable to play polo with My varicose veins. 

MARGARET 





ATTN: Marmite Luny-Binns  
65UTT4.
YOUR SUGESTION IS ACCEPTABLE .PLEASE CAN YOU FORWARD YOUR FAX NUMBER TO
ENABLE US FAX THOSE REQUIRED DOCUMENTS TO YOU IMMEDIATELY OR DO YOU WANT THEM
TO BE SENT AS ATTACHMENT?.
PROMISSARY NOTE IS JUST AN AGREEMENT THAT YOU MUST NOT RUIN AWAY WITH MY
MONEY WHEN YOU CLAIM IT FROM AMSTERDAM.I WILL LIKE TO HAVE THE PARTICULARS OF
THOSE PEOPLE WHO WIIL GO TO AMSTERDAM BECAUSE THE POWER OF ATTORNEY MUST BE
WRITTING ON THEIR NAMES SO THAT THE SECURITY COMPANY CAN ATTEND TO THEM .
EXPECTING TO HEAR FROM YOU TO ENABLE ME FORWARD THE PARTICULARS OF THE
SECURITY COMPANY.
THANKS AND GOD BLESS YOU MY BROTHER,IT IS GOD THAT BROUTH YOU TO HELP US.
YOURS EVER
MRS THERISA SWARIN





From:  "Marmite Luny-Binns"  
To:  therisaswarin2@epatra.com 
Cc:  hrhprincess_margaret 
Date:  17 Jan 2003, 08:20:43 AM  
Subject:  Re:: urgent response  

My Dear Mrs Swarinse 

This is splendid news indeed. Attachments will be fine for now, 
and you may send them to this address, my dear lady. Let us hope 
that this business is of profit to us both. Please excuse any 
delays in responding to your message, I was away at a turkey shoot 
in Brixton Fields. 

How soon is it before you are able to sign the Oath of Allegience? 

Her Majesty is keen that this formality is followed to the letter. 

MARMITE 

Sir Marmite Luny-Binns DFC 
Regis Court Chamberlain 
The Court of St James 
Broadmoor 
London FU2 GIT 





--- Therisa Swarin [therisaswarin@epatra.com] wrote: 

HERE ARE THE CONTACT OF THE SECURITY COMPANY IN
AMSTERDAM WHERE THE MONEY IS DEPOSITED . THE DIRCTORIS
DR JEREMY PAUL DUNN
TEL: 31-613-430930

TEL:31-613-593475
FAX:31-645-244232

FAX:31-619 708248
YOU ARE ADVISED TO CONACT HIM
IMMEDIATELY FOR MORE DETAILS ON WHEN YOU SHOULD
VISIT.FEEL FREE TO DISCUS WITH HIM ANY TIME AND LET ME
KNOW WHATEVER YOU ARRIVE AT. WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO
AMSTERDAM?
PLEASE LET US KNOW BECAUSE WE ARE
WORRIED OVER OUR LIFE HERE IN THE CAMP.
THANKS AND
GOD BLESS YOU.
MRS THERISA SWARIN





From:  "agatha bristol"  
To:  Therisa Swarin [therisaswarin@epatra.com] 
Cc:  mikhailstroganov@yahoo.co.uk, ilichy.miracsky, m.barrymore, hrhprincess_margaret 
Date:  17 Jan 2003, 11:45:37 AM  
Subject:  Re: Re: RE: URGENT RESPONSE  


Dear Mrs. Swarin,

Thank you for the attachments. As Agent Miracsky said
to me over tea, 'Is all to good, is Mrs. Swearin, all
much please'.

I have forwarded the documents for routine security
checks to Agent Stroganov who will contact you
shortly.

We have tried the phone number given but there was no
reply.

Yours ever,

Lady Agatha Bristol, CBE
Head of Special Operations, Foreign Office 





From:  "Mikhail Stroganov"  
To:  agatha bristol  
Cc:  therisaswarin@epatra.com, ilichy.miracsky, m.barrymore 
Date:  17 Jan 2003, 11:52:13 AM  
Subject:  Re: Re: RE: URGENT RESPONSE  


MRS. SWARIN
WHAT THE DEVIL ARE THESE DOCUMENTS_I HAVE NOT SEEN SUCH AMATEURISH WORK SINCE
MY NEPHEW IGOR SHOWED ME THE JAMES BOND KIT HE RECEIVED FOR CHRISTMAS FROM MY
WIFE KATERINA_I SUGGEST YOU EMPLOY SOMEONE WHO TAKES THE BRITISH GOVERNMENT
SERIOUSLY OR QUITE FRANKLY THIS BUSINESS WILL BE DEAD IN THE WATER BEFORE IT
STARTS_I COULD NOT EVEN OPEN TWO OF THE ATTACHMENTS_SEND THEM AGAIN TOUTE DE LA
SUITE AS TIME AND TIDE WAITS FOR NO MAN REFUGEE CAMP OR NOT_LADY AGATHA IS NOT
ONE TO BE TRIFLED WITH WOMAN I SUGGEST YOU GET YOUR HOUSE IN ORDER OR STOP
BOTHERING US ALTOGETHER_WE ARE READY TO MOVE BUT I DOUBT YOUR SERIOUSNESS AND
INTEGRITY_THIS IS YOUR CHANCE TO CONVINCE ME SO GET ON WITH IT AND STOP THIS
NEEDLESS DILLY DALLYING AROUND
MIKHAIL STROGANOV




Therisa Swarin [therisaswarin@epatra.com] wrote: 


PLEASE MADAM YOUR AGENT IN RUSSIA IS MAKING THINGS DIFFICULT FOR ME 
BY INSULTING ME IN HIS MAIL EVERYTIME IF HE IS NOT INTERESTED TO HANDLE 
THIS TRANSACTION FOR ME AND MY SON PAUL LET ME KNOW BECAUSE WE ARE SCARED. 
WE ARE NOT CONFORTABLE WITH THIS MAN. I AM SENDING THE MAIL HE SENT TO ME 
WITH THIS MAIL.
HE SIAD THAT WANT WE SENT IS VERY POOR.
WHICH ONE IS VERY POOR ,IS IT THE POWER OF ATTORNEY WHICH WE DRAFTED IN 
THE CAMP WITHOUT GUIDE OR IS THE CERTIFICATE OF DEPOSIT WE GOT FROM GLOBAL 
AND BASIC FINACIAL SECURITIES?
PLEASE HELP BECAUSE WE ARE CONFUSE.AT THIS TIME WHAT WE WILL CONCERN OURSELF 
WITH SHOULD BE HOW YOU PEOPLE WILL GO TO AMSTERDAM TO COLLECT THE MONEY ON 
OUR BEHALF.
CONERNING THE PERCENTAGE OF MOVING IT TO 45%. WE WILL RATHER OFFER YOU 38% 
OF THE TOTAL SUM OF $20M
MY SON PAUL IS VERY GRATEFUL TO YOUR KINDNESS BUT NOT CONFORTABLE WITH YOUR 
AGENT. WE DO NOT HAVE ANY OBJECTION CONCERNING WHO WILL GO TO AMSTERDAM YOU 
HAVE TO GET CLEARANCE WITH DR ! JEREMY PAUL DUNN IN AMSTERDAM.
REPLY NOW .
THANKS AND GOD BLESS.
THERISA
SWARIN




From:  "agatha bristol"  
To:  Therisa Swarin [therisaswarin@epatra.com] 
Cc:  mikhailstroganov@yahoo.co.uk, ilichy.miracsky, m.barrymore 
Date:  18 Jan 2003, 11:29:19 AM  
Subject:  RE: URGENT RESPONSE  


My dear Mrs. Swarin,

Please excuse Agent Stroganov. He does speak his mind
but I can assure you that I have just spoken to him
and the reason he can be a little abrupt at times is
because he wants this transaction to go through with
the minimum of fuss.

Please re-email him (and me) the documents again and
we will send them to our offices in Bollockshire for
analysis - don't worry, only Agent Miracsky and I will
see them. 

Do bear with Stroganov - he is ex-KGB.

Yours ever,

Lady Agatha Bristol, CBE
Head of Special Operations, Foreign Office, London




Therisa Swarin [therisaswarin@epatra.com] wrote: 
PLEASE LET ME HAVE YOUR INTERNATIONAL PASSPORT COPY FOR MY SECURITY.
HERE ARE THE CONTACT OF THE SECURITY COMPANY IN
AMSTERDAM WHERE THE MONEY IS DEPOSITED . THE DIRCTORIS
DR JEREMY PAUL DUN
TEL:31-625-311953(TRY THIS ONE NOW)
TEL:31-613-593475
FAX:31-645-244232

FAX:31-619 708248
YOU ARE ADVISED TO CONACT HIM
IMMEDIATELY FOR MORE DETAILS ON WHEN YOU SHOULD
VISIT.FEEL FREE TO DISCUS WITH HIM ANY TIME AND LET ME
KNOW WHATEVER YOU ARRIVE AT. WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO
AMSTERDAM?
PLEASE LET US KNOW BECAUSE WE ARE
WORRIED OVER OUR LIFE HERE IN THE CAMP.
THANKS AND
GOD BLESS YOU.ALL THE NUMBERS ARE WORKING ACCORDINGLY.
MRS THERISA SWARIN 






From:  "agatha bristol"  
To:  Therisa Swarin [therisaswarin@epatra.com] 
Cc:  mikhailstroganov@yahoo.co.uk, ilichy.miracsky, m.barrymore 
Date:  18 Jan 2003, 11:32:26 AM  
Subject:  RE: URGENT RESPONSE  


Dear Mrs. Swarin,

Thank you for your note.

I am terribly sorry but National Security here forbids
me showing you my passport. 

However, I am delighted to say that we have spoken to
a gentleman at the Global Security Company - at last.
Unfortunately he said that he did not know Dr. Jeremy
Paul Dun and that he did not believe me when I said I
was part of MI6. 

I will ask Stroganov to call.

As ever,

Lady Agatha Bristol, CBE
 
 



From:  "Mikhail Stroganov"  
To:  therisaswarin@epatra.com 
Cc:  agathabristol, ilichy.miracsky 
Date:  18 Jan 2003, 02:57:12 PM  


MRS SWARIN

WHERE ARE THE DOCUMENTS_WE NEED THEM FOR SECURITY CHECKS TO SEE IF YOU REALLY
ARE JUST TRYING TO RIP OFF HER MAJESTY OR SOMEONE WHO CAN ACTUALLY BE OF
BENEFIT TO THE NATIONAL INTERESTS OF GREAT BRITAIN_IF YOU SOMEHOW MANAGE TO GET
THESE DOCUMENTS TO ME CORRECTLY IT WILL GO A LONG WAY TO BUILDING SOME
SEMBLANCE OF TRUST BETWEEN US_HOWEVER I HAVE MY DOUBTS ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU
START WHINING TO LADY AGATHA OVER SO CALLED INSULTS_MY ADVICE TO YOU IS TO GET
TO WORK ON WHAT NEEDS TO BE DONE AND FORGET ALL THIS OVERSENSITIVE NONSENSE
OTHERWISE THIS WHOLE DEAL COULD GO TO HELL IN A HANDBASKET

MIKHAIL STROGANOV


Stroganov Publishing (Pvt) Ltd
4402 Bowdinskaya Street
Moscow 0169
Russia







From:  "Marmite Luny-Binns"  
To:  Scamorama readers 
Date:  20 Jan 2003, 05:15:44 AM  
Subject:  Fwd: Re: Re: Re: urgent response  
 
Mrs Swarming has sent Me some lovely documents which will, I am sure, 
bring a smile to Her Majesty's lips when I show them to her over a 
pint in the old Cock and Bull this evening. 





From: Therisa Swarin [therisaswarin2@epatra.com] 
To: Marmite Luny-Binns   
Subject: Re: Re: Re: urgent response 
Date: Fri, 17 Jan 2003 23:17:29 +0530 


HERE ARE THE DOCUMENTS THAT WILL ASSIST YOU TO GO FOR THE BOXES ,
TOGETHER WITH THE COPY OF MY INTRNATIONAL PASSPORT. 
THANKS 
THERISA SWARIN


The Certificate:



From:  Therisa Swarin [therisaswarin2@epatra.com] 
To:  Sir Marmite Luny Binns 
Date:  18 Jan 2003, 01:51:00 AM  
Subject:  RE: urgent response  

i hope you received my attachments concerning my international passport and
other agreed documents.please acknowledge.
when are you going to amsterdam?
thanks and god bless you.
MRS THERISA SWARIN







From:  "Marmite Luny-Binns"  
To:  therisaswarin2@epatra.com 
Cc:  hrhprincess_margaret 
Date:  20 Jan 2003, 05:33:54 AM  
Subject:  RE: urgent response  


My dear Mrs Swearin, 

Thank you so much for contributing the documents for our consideration, 
and I am pleased to say that they are entirely adequate in the cause of 
ensuring this business will proceed. 

I am delighted to say that I will be able to make the trip to Amsterdam 
next week. Because of the nature of this business, and the discretion 
required by the matters in hand, I will be travelling under a secret 
identity, under the name of Henry Higgins. Please make this fact known 
to the security company. I will will naturally not be wearing my robes 
of state, although shall have with me Mr Frankie Frasier, my security 
consultant. 

One elements remains to be resolved: that of the temporary Oath of Allegience. 
As you might know, Palace Protocol dictates that those in business with Her 
Majesty, or her closest representatives, sign and return a purely temporary 
agreement to act in Our best interests. 

The text is as follows: 

"I, [Theresa Swearin], being of sound mind and body, do swear humble merkin 
and fey feasiance to the service of Her Gracious Majesty Princess Margaret, 
to the test in all Her issue and dominion, pursuaint in this moment of our 
right royal business. 

(signed)    (date) 


This should ideally be typed out, signed legibly and then scanned to be 
returned as an attachment. 

I am sure you will indulge us with this small request, the completion of 
which will expedite matters hugely. 

Please excuse a delay in writing to you again tomorrow as it is possible 
I may have to present at the inauguration of Sir Barney MacGrue. 

In the meantime I remain most cordially yours, 

MARMITE 






Therisa Swarin [therisaswarin@epatra.com] wrote:
ATTN:Mikhail 
PLEASE GIVE ME YOUR FAX NUMBER TO ENABLE ME FAX THE DOCUMENTS BECAUSE I HAVE
TRIED ATTACMENT FOR SEVERAL TIMES OK.WAITING TO HEAR FROM YOU.WHERE DID YOU GET
THE ONE YOU MENTIONET THAT THEY ARE WORTHLESS?IF YOU DID NOT GET THE DOCUMENTS
AT ALLAND YOU REMEMBER THAT I DID NOT WRITE TO YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE AS I DO
NOT TRUST ANYBODY FROM RUSSIA. 
I ONLY WANT BE IN ENGLAND AND THAT IS WHY I WROTE TO LADY AGATHA AND IF YOU DO
NOT WANT HELP US NO PROBLEM.WE CAN LOOK FOR ANOTHER PERSON. 
WAITING TO HEAR FROM YOU SOON. HAVE YOU CONACTED THE SECURITY COMPANY IN
AMSTERDAM? 
OUR CONDTION HERE IS TERRIBLE AND IF THIS TRANSACTIN CONTINUE FOR ALONG TIME WE
MAY NOT BE ABLE TO SEND MAILS AS THI COST US A LOT OF MONEY. 
THANKS 
THERISA SWARIN 






From:  "Mikhail Stroganov"  
To:  Therisa Swarin [therisaswarin@epatra.com] 
Cc:  ilichy.miracsky, agathabristol 
Date:  20 Jan 2003, 01:16:23 PM  
Subject:  Re: URGENT RESPONSE  


MRS SWARIN:
FOR GODS SAKE YOUR EMAIL ACCOUNT WAS DOWN AND NOW YOU HAVE THE TEMERITY TO
LECTURE ME ABOUT URGENCY_I HAVE NEVER HEARD ANYTHING LIKE THIS IN MY CAREER_I
ASKED YOU TO RE-SEND THE ATTACHMENTS FOR ROUTINE SECURITY CLEARANCE YET YOU
HAVE NOT EVEN DONE THIS SIMPLE THING_YOU MAY NOT TRUST PEOPLE FROM RUSSIA MY
DEAR WOMAN BUT THE FACT IS THAT I AND AGENT MIRACSKY ARE LADY AGATHA BRISTOLS
TWO MOST TRUSTED CONFIDANTES AND I CAN SCUPPER YOUR TAWDRY SCHEME AT ANY
TIME_HOWEVER IN THE INTERESTS OF GOODWILL AND THIS TRANSACTION GOING THROUGH I
WILL ACCEPT THE DOCUMENTS AS AN EMAIL ATTACHMENT_HOWEVER I STILL HAVE MY DOUBTS
THOUGH THIS IS YOUR CHANCE TO MAKE GOOD ON YOUR WORD
MIKHAIL STROGANOV






From: "Mikhail Stroganov" 
To: therisaswarin@epatra.com
Subject: 
Date: 18.1.2003 - 23:57:14

 
 MRS SWARIN
 
 WHERE ARE THE DOCUMENTS_WE NEED THEM FOR
 SECURITY CHECKS TO SEE IF YOU REALLY ARE
 JUST TRYING TO RIP OFF HER MAJESTY OR
 SOMEONE WHO CAN ACTUALLY BE OF BENEFIT TO
 THE NATIONAL INTERESTS OF GREAT BRITAIN_IF
 YOU SOMEHOW MANAGE TO GET THESE DOCUMENTS TO
 ME CORRECTLY IT WILL GO A LONG WAY TO
 BUILDING SOME SEMBLANCE OF TRUST BETWEEN
 US_HOWEVER I HAVE MY DOUBTS ESPECIALLY WHEN
 YOU START WHINING TO LADY AGATHA OVER SO
 CALLED INSULTS_MY ADVICE TO YOU IS TO GET TO
 WORK ON WHAT NEEDS TO BE DONE AND FORGET ALL
 THIS OVERSENSITIVE NONSENSE OTHERWISE THIS
 WHOLE DEAL COULD GO TO HELL IN A HANDBASKET
 
 MIKHAIL STROGANOV
 





From:  "Mikhail Stroganov"  
To:  Ilichy Miracsky  
Cc:  agathabristol 
Date:  20 Jan 2003, 01:19:14 PM  
Subject:  Re:  


AGENT MIRACSKY
IT IS GOOD TO HEAR FROM YOU MY FRIEND_IF YOU ARE ONSIDE WITH THIS SCHEME THEN I
TAKE WHATEVER YOU SAY AS GOSPEL AS WE SERVED IN THE BOWDEN/LEVY CAMPAIGN
TOGETHER_IF MRS SWARIN IS KOSHER IN YOUR JUDGEMENT THEN WE WILL GO WITH HER
PROPOSAL_LET US ALSO HOPE THAT WE CAN COUNT ON LADY AGATHAS SKILL IN SUCH
SITUATIONS
MIKHAIL STROGANOV





 Ilichy Miracsky  wrote:This ladys is all oddnesses,
can be flob? Hope to no, as get on
business sortage, but still mays onwards.

ILICHY




Therisa Swarin [therisaswarin@epatra.com] wrote: 

ATTN:Mikhail
PLEASE GIVE ME YOUR FAX NUMBER TO ENABLE ME FAX THE DOCUMENTS 
BECAUSE I HAVE TRIED ATTACMENT FOR SEVERAL TIMES OK.WAITING TO 
HEAR FROM YOU.WHERE DID YOU GET THE ONE YOU MENTIONET THAT THEY 
ARE WORTHLESS?IF YOU DID NOT GET THE DOCUMENTS AT ALLAND YOU 
REMEMBER THAT I DID NOT WRITE TO YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE AS I 
DO NOT TRUST ANYBODY FROM RUSSIA.
I ONLY WANT BE IN ENGLAND AND THAT IS WHY I WROTE TO LADY AGATHA 
AND IF YOU DO NOT WANT HELP US NO PROBLEM.WE CAN LOOK FOR ANOTHER 
PERSON.
WAITING TO HEAR FROM YOU SOON. HAVE YOU CONACTED THE SECURITY 
COMPANY IN AMSTERDAM?
OUR CONDTION HERE IS TERRIBLE AND IF THIS TRANSACTIN CONTINUE 
FOR ALONG TIME WE MAY NOT BE ABLE TO SEND MAILS AS THI COST US 
A LOT OF MONEY.
THANKS
THERISA SWARIN





From:  "agatha bristol"  
To:  Therisa Swarin [therisaswarin@epatra.com] 
Cc:  ilichy.miracsky, agathabristol
Date:  20 Jan 2003, 01:27:50 PM  
Subject:  Re: URGENT RESPONSE  


My dear Mrs. Swarin,

Thank you so much for your note. 

Why you do not trust Russians I am not sure but I can
assure you that not only is Agent Stroganov 100%
behind you, but the entire Special Operations
Department is willing this transaction to go through,
as our interests in West Africa would then be
advanced. 

There is also the humanitarian angle to this project
and we are truly grateful for your support.

Do bear with us, Mrs. Swarin, and all will be well.

We look forward to seeing the e-mail attachments, as
discussed. Then we can look at our trip to Amsterdam.

Yours ever,

Lady Agatha Bristol, CBE
Head of Special Operations, Foreign Office, London




 Therisa Swarin [therisaswarin@epatra.com] wrote:
I WILL SEND THE DOCUMENTS TO
YOU BY TOMORROW AND YOU MUST UNDERTAND THAT WE ARE IN THE REFUSE CAMP AND DO
NOT ALL THE TIME FOR OURSELVES TO MOVE AROUND REELY. AND SECONDLY THERE IS WAY
IN THIS COUNTRY TOO SO ,IF YOU WANT TO ASSIST YOU MUST DO IT QUICKLY .
WAIT FOR OUR REPLY WITH THE DOCUMENTS .ER DO NOT KEEP THE DOCUMENTS WITH US IN
THE FREE PLACE IN THE CAMP.
THANKS
MRS THERISA SWARIN. 



From:  "Mikhail Stroganov"  
To:  Therisa Swarin [therisaswarin@epatra.com] 
Cc:  agathabristol@, ilichy.miracsky, m.barrymore 
Date:  21 Jan 2003, 12:15:33 PM  
Subject:  Re: Re: URGENT RESPONSE  

MRS SWARIN

VERY WELL IF THAT IS THE WAY IT IS THOUGH LADY AGATHA ASSURES ME THAT YOU ARE
OF TRUSTWORTHY CHARACTER THOUGH I MUST SAY THAT MY DEALINGS WITH THE THIRD
WORLD HAVE NEVER BEEN FRUITFUL_THIS IS YOUR CHANCE TO PROVE ME WRONG AND THAT
YOU ARE NOT JUST A FAT OLD MAN IN AN INTERNET CAFE IN DOWNTOWN LAGOS WITH A
CHEAP SUIT BAD BREATH AND A REVOLTING OLD CIGAR_I LOOK FORWARD TO SEEING YOUR
DOCUMENTS IN DUE COURSE THEN PERHAPS WE CAN GET DOWN TO BUSINESS
MIKHAIL STROGANOV





From:  Therisa Swarin [therisaswarin2@epatra.com] 
To:  Sir Marmite Luny Binns 
Date:  18 Jan 2003, 01:51:00 AM  
Subject:  RE: urgent response  
            
i hope you received my attachments concerning my 
international passport and
other agreed documents.please acknowledge.
when are you going to amsterdam?
thanks and god bless you.
MRS THERISA SWARIN




From:  "Marmite Luny-Binns"  
To:  therisaswarin2@epatra.com 
Date:  22 Jan 2003, 05:24:19 AM  
Subject:  RE: urgent response  

My Dear Mrs Swarin 

Are you still interested in concluding this matter or not? 
My patience is not endless and I have to be at Plumbagge 
this weekend. 

Sir Marmite Luny-Binns DFC 




From:  "Mikhail Stroganov"  
To:  Scamorama readers 
Cc:  ilichy.miracsky 
Date:  23 Jan 2003, 10:57:19 AM  
Subject:  Re:  

INDEED IT IS SAD THAT SHE DOES NOT TRUST RUSSIANS AND THIS IS PROBABLY DUE TO
SOME MISGUIDED MORALITY PLAY THAT CONSTANTLY TICKS IN HER MIND_AS FAR AS I AM
CONCERNED HOWEVER MRS. SWARIN WILL BE GIVEN THE FULL TREATMENT BY MYSELF, AGENT
MIRACSKY AND LADY AGATHA BRISTOL WHICH I HOPE YOU AND THE SCAMORAMA MASSIF FIND
AMUSING_SHE HAS EVEN RE SENT ME THE DOCUMENTS WHICH IS AN ACHIEVEMENT IN ITSELF
GIVEN THAT SHE IS PROBABLY A FAT OLD MAN IN A CHEAP SUIT CORRESPONDING WITH ME
FROM DOWNTOWN LAGOS_ALL GOOD WISHES FROM MOSCOW TO YOU AND YOUR YEASTY THINGS
IN CANS
MIKHAIL STROGANOV




 Therisa Swarin [therisaswarin@epatra.com] wrote:
HERE ARE THE DOCUMENTS.
THERISA




From:  "Mikhail Stroganov"  
To:  Therisa Swarin [therisaswarin@epatra.com] 
Cc:  ilichy.miracsky, agathabristol, m.barrymore 
Date:  23 Jan 2003, 11:03:01 AM  
Subject:  Re: Re: Re: RE: URGENT RESPONSE  


MRS. SWARIN
WHAT IN BLAZES IS THIS AMATEUR MOCKERY OF BUSINESS CORRESPONDENCE_I ASKED FOR
THE DOCUMENTS NOT SOME HALF COCKED TRIBAL TRIPE_I SUPPOSE THEY WILL HAVE TO DO
AND IT IS AT LAST SOMETHING YOU HAVE MANAGED TO DO WITHOUT MAKING A MESS OF
IT_THEY WILL BE SENT FOR ROUTINE SECURITY CHECKS AND IF THEY COME BACK CLEAN IT
WILL GO A LONG WAY TO RESTORING OUR CONFIDENCE IN YOU_INDEED IF BY SOME MIRACLE
THIS TRANSACTION GOES AHEAD I MAY WELL BUY YOU A DRINK MYSELF
MIKHAIL STROGANOV



 Therisa Swarin [therisaswarin@epatra.com] wrote:

DEAR SIR, HERE ARE THE DOCUMENT YOU REQUESTED.
THANKS AND GOD BLESS YOU.





From:  "Mikhail Stroganov"  
To:  Therisa Swarin [therisaswarin@epatra.com] 
Cc:  ilichy.miracsky, agathabristol, m.barrymore 
Date:  23 Jan 2003, 11:05:03 AM  
Subject:  Re: Re: DOCUMENTS  


MRS SWARIN
THE DOCUMENTS WILL BE SENT FOR ROUTINE TESTING_THOUGH I HAVE MY DOUBTS AS I
HOPE YOU REALISE FROM MY EARLIER MISSIVE_HOWEVER AS PER MY ORDERS FROM LADY
AGATHA BRISTOL I WILL CONTACT YOU WHEN THE RESULTS COME IN
GOD HELP YOU
MIKHAIL STROGANOV




From:  "agatha bristol"  
To:  Mikhail Stroganov  
Cc:  therisaswarin@epatra.com, ilichy.miracsky, m.barrymore 
Date:  23 Jan 2003, 11:11:48 AM  
Subject:  Re: Re: Re: RE: URGENT RESPONSE  


Agent Stroganov,

I would appreciate it if you moderated your language.
Mrs. Swarin has been described by Her Majesty as 'an
outstanding individual' and has even been mentioned as
a possible recipient of the Order of The Bed Pan.

Mrs. Swarin, please do not take Agent Stroganov's
abrasive manner personally. He is a naturally cautious
man. Deep down, like all of us, he is desperately
hoping this transaction goes through - his anxiety
just shows itself differently.

We are delighted with your progress and are looking
forward to a trip to Amsterdam. Perhaps we could go
out for a spot of tea, if you are agreeable?

Yours ever,

Lady Agatha Bristol, CBE
Head of Special Operations, Foreign Office, London



[Enter the authoritative male financial figure to take over
for Mrs. Therisa Swarin.]


 Jeremy Dunn [globasicfinsec@yahoo.com] wrote: 


ATTN: Lady Agatha Bristol.
 
 We refer to the above consignment recieved by order
 of
 Mrs.Therisa Swarin,the widow of late Mr.Simon Swarin
 for onward transfer to you.
 You are therefore advised to come to
 Amsterdan-Holland
 on the 31.01.03 to enable you sign some classified
 documents and take the delivery.
 
 you are also required to come along with the sum of
 $8500(Eight thousand five hundred dollers) which
 represents the insurance, security,handling,and
 cover
 charges of your consignment.
 Be informed that the above charges are not
 negotiable
 and cannot be deducted from the total sum because it
 goes to the diplomatic courier services that brought
 your consignment  to Amsterdam therefore it must be
 cash.
 To enable our protocol officer to pick you up at the
 airport on arrival, Please kindly send your flight
 itinery on confirmation of your ticket.
 Best regards
 Jeremy Paul Dunn
 Director-Foreign Payments.
 +31613430930
 +31613593475
 Telefax+31203302741
        +31619708248





From:  "agatha bristol"  
To:  Jeremy Dunn [globasicfinsec@yahoo.com] 
Cc:  ilichy.miracsky, mikhailstroganov, m.barrymore 
Date:  25 Jan 2003, 02:40:38 PM  
Subject:  Re: CONSIGNMENT  


Dear Sir,

We are most anxious that another link  - and therefore
another security risk - has been added to this
transaction.

Mrs. Swarin told me that she would be the only person
involved from your side. With the greatest of respect,
do you have any idea of what we are trying to achieve?
The United Kingdom's National Security could be at
stake. Does that mean nothing to you?

However, in the interests of goodwill, if you are
prepared to make the Oath of Allegiance to Her Majesty
we may reconisder our position. But please be aware
that Her Majesty is rather nervous, to say the least -
and Agent Stroganov is very unhappy. 

Here is the Oath. Please print it out on headed paper,
date it, sign it (with a copy of your passport photo)
and attach it to an email.

"I, Jeremy Paul Dunn, swear by humble merkin that I
shall assist Her Majestic Highness Princess Amber Jade
in my most discombobulated way possible, all in order
to further the interests of their right royal
business".

With thanks for your kind assistance.

The money will not be a problem. Would you like Euros,
one hundered pound notes or Czech Dork?

Yours ever,

Lady Agatha Bristol, CBE
Head of Special Operations, Foreign Office, London




Jeremy Dunn [globasicfinsec@yahoo.com] wrote: 

ATTN: LADY BRISTOL,
 Im fully aware of the transactions and as a
 chartered
 banker who is sworn to oath of secrecy do pledge my
 allegiance and  to assist you in taking delivery of
 your consignment.
 In the event of being unable to meet up with the
 date
 earlier given,kindly inform me to enable me
 reschedule
 the appointment for another date and time.
 Meanwhile be assured of our best services at all
 times.
 Kindest Regards,
 J.P.Dunn
 Director-Foreign payments





From:  "agatha bristol"  
To:  Jeremy Dunn [globasicfinsec@yahoo.com] 
Cc:  ilichy.miracsky, mikhailstroganov, m.barrymore, therisaswarin@epatra.com 
Date:  28 Jan 2003, 03:16:43 PM  
Subject:  Re: CONSIGNMENT  


My dear Mr. Dunn,

Lady Agatha is the correct form of address, if I may.

Thank you for your note and we appreciate your help.
However, your oath of allegiance is woefully
inadequate. Please at least type it out if you can't
scan it. We know how difficult it is to get even the
basics in the Third World so this will have to do. 

We are prepared to travel to Amsterdam shortly;
however, Agents Miracsky and Stroganov will be
travelling from Prague, and Stroganov has to get to
Prague from Moscow. 

I am pleased to say that the flights are booked and
that Rodney Trotter, DFC and Ronald Kray, our two
finest pilots will endeavour to get them there as soon
as possible.

Thank you - once again - for your patience and
consideration.

Perhaps there is a gift we can bring you or your
family? Some trinkets or watches, maybe?

Yours ever,

Lady Agatha Bristol, CBE
Head of Special Operations, Foreign Office, London





From:  "Mikhail Stroganov"  
To:  Ilichy Miracsky  
Cc:  agathabristol, globasicfinsec@yahoo.com, mikhailstroganov, m.barrymore, therisaswarin@epatra.com 
Date:  29 Jan 2003, 07:49:58 AM  
Subject:  Re: CONSIGNMENT  


 Excellent, Agent Miracsky.
Agent Stroganov, please prepare to travel to Prague to meet Trotter and Kray. 
Please be aware that Amsterdam can be dangerous. Standard sidearms, please.
Lady Agatha Bristol, CBE
Head of Special Operations




 Ilichy Miracsky  wrote: 
Hellooo Lady Agatha

Am readies in this mattering, can onwards in short times, be all
so tough guy to do.

Hope hearings

ILICHY





DEAR SISTER,
THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR YOUR MAIL. I AM CONFUSED
SINCE I CANNOT HEAR FROM YOU ALL THIS WHILE LET ME
KNOW WHEN  YOUR AGENTS ARE GOING TO AMSERDAM FOR THE
COSIGNMENT. I HOPE THEY WILL LEAVE SOON BECAUSE WE ARE
SUFFERING HERE IN THE REFUGUE CAMP AS THERE IS WAR
ALSO IN ABDIJAN AND EVERY BODY IS RUNNING UP AND DOWN
.WHAT YOU WANT TO SEND TO ME THROUGH DR PAU DUNN WILL
BE RECEIVED WITH THANKS.
I WILL BE WAITNG TO HEAR FROM YOU SOON .ARE YOU GOING
WITH THEM?
THANKS AND GOD BLESS YOU AND HER MAJESTY
THERISA




From:  "agatha bristol"  
To:  Therisa Swarin [therisaswarin@epatra.com] 
Cc:  ilichy.miracsky, m.barrymore, mikhailstroganov
Date:  29 Jan 2003, 08:40:16 AM  
Subject:  Re: Re:THANK YOU AND GOD BE WITH YOU  


My dear Mrs. Swarin,

It is flattering that you think of me as your sister -
but I must insist on the correct form of address; Lady
Agatha will do nicely.

We have been in contact with Mr. Dunn; however, he has
not adequately completed the Oath of Allegiance to Her
Majesty. This is critical for the health of this
transaction.

Agents Stroganov and Miracsky will be flying to
Amsterdam together with Rodney Trotter and Ronald
Kray, our best pilots, and it is hopeful that this can
happen soon. 

However, the ball is very much in Mr. Dunn's court.

God help you,

Lady Agatha Bristol, CBE
Head of Special Operations, Foreign Office, London





From:  "Mikhail Stroganov"  
To:  agatha bristol  
Cc:  therisaswarin@epatra.com, ilichy.miracsky, m.barrymore 
Date:  29 Jan 2003, 01:06:46 PM  
Subject:  Re: Re:THANK YOU AND GOD BE WITH YOU  


MRS SWEARIN
WHAT IN BLAZES IS THIS BLATANT CHASING UP WHEN YOU HAVENT EVEN HAD THE
PROFESSIONAL COURTESY TO INFORM YOUR BETTERS WHAT IS GOING ON_FRANKLY I CANNOT
SEE THIS TRANSACTION GOING THE DISTANCE AND IT MIGHT BE KINDER TO PUT IT OUT OF
ITS MISERY_HOWEVER I HAVE MY ORDERS AND AM EN ROUTE TO PRAGUE TO MEET WITH
AGENT MIRACSKY 
MIKHAIL STROGANOV



From:  "Mikhail Stroganov"  
To:  agathabristol 
Cc:  therisaswarin@epatra.com, ilichy.miracsky, m.barrymore 
Date:  30 Jan 2003, 01:18:48 AM  


LADY AGATHA

I AM IN PRAGUE BUT THERE IS NO SIGN OF MIRACSKY_DO YOU SUPPOSE THAT HE HAS GONE
OUT WITH BARRYMORE FOR WINE WOMEN AND SONG_THERE WAS NO REPLY AT HIS APARTMENT
AND WHEN I KICKED THE DOOR IN I NOTICED THAT THERE WERE USED PROPHYLACTICS
EVERYWHERE AND A CARTON OF CUSTARD_WHAT THE DEVIL IS GOING ON?

STROGANOV

 



From:  "agatha bristol"  
To:  Mikhail Stroganov  
Cc:  therisaswarin@epatra.com, ilichy.miracsky, m.barrymore 
Date:  30 Jan 2003, 02:53:07 AM  
Subject:  Re:  


Agent Stroganov:

Stay where you are and I will ensure Miracsky gets
back to his apartment immediately.

Yours,

Lady Agatha Bristol, CBE
Head of Special Operations
 


 
Ilichy Miracsky  wrote:

Hellooo Mr Straganob, Lady Agatha

Yes we am in Pracza but am in stay Hilton, all comfy, nice girls
who play naughties be.

Is sorry for confuse time.

Hope hearings

ILICY





From:  "Mikhail Stroganov"  
To:  Ilichy Miracsky  
Cc:  therisaswarin@epatra.com, agathabristol, m.barrymore 
Date:  31 Jan 2003, 04:16:24 AM  
Subject:  Re:  

AGENT MIRACSKY
WHAT THE HELL IS THIS TRIBAL TRANSACTION TOMFOOLERY_WHY WASNT I INFORMED OF
YOUR MOVEMENTS IN WHAT IS RAPIDLY TURNING INTO A MUD HUT FARCE_WHAT WILL MRS
SWARIN THINK OF US_FOR GODS SAKE MAN THIS IS THE NATIONAL SECURITY OF THE REALM
WE ARE TALKING ABOUT SO GET A GRIP AND STAY WHERE YOU ARE AND I WILL JOIN YOU
PRESENTLY
MIKHAIL STROGANOV



[At last the oath of loyalty!]


Jeremy Dunn [globasicfinsec@yahoo.com] wrote: 

ATTN: LADY AGATHA
 
 I JEREMY PAUL DUNN,DO SWEAR BY HUMBLE MERKIN THAT I
 SHALL ASSIST HER MAJESTIC HIGHNESS PRINCESS AMBER
 JADE
 IN MY MOST DISCOMBOBULATED WAY POSSIBLE,ALL IN ORDER
 TO FURTHER THE INTEREST OF THEIR RIGHT ROYAL
 BUSINESS:
 YOURS FAITHFULLY,
 JEREMY PAUL DUNN:
 
 I do hope this oath meets your demand while i look
 forward to seeing you real soon.
 Regards
 J.P.Dunn





From:  "agatha bristol"  
To:  Jeremy Dunn [globasicfinsec@yahoo.com] 
Cc:  ilichy.miracsky, m.barrymore, mikhailstroganov
Date:  31 Jan 2003, 04:33:20 AM  
Subject:  Re: CONSIGNMENT  


Dear Mr. Dunn,

This is excellent news. Well done, my dear fellow. Her
Majesty is delighted.

Your assistance is noted. 

I am also pleased to say that Agents Miracsky and
Stroganov, together with Michael Montague Barrymore,
are at the Prague Hilton negotiating the bill for
various spillages and exotic desserts with the
management and will be leaving for Amsteram shortly.

Yours ever,

Lady Agatha Bristol, CBE






From:  "agatha bristol"  
To:  therisaswarin@epatra.com 
Cc:  ilichy.miracsky, m.barrymore 
Date:  04 Feb 2003, 01:44:14 AM  

Mrs. Swarin:

Your contact in Amsterdam, Mr. Dunn, has successfully
sworn the Royal Oath of Allegiance. 

However, we have yet to hear from him. 

Are you serious in this matter or not? I have to say
that Mr. Koffi Williams is far more professional.

Yours ever,

Lady Agatha Bristol, CBE
Head of Special Operations, Foreign Office
 
 


From:  "Mikhail Stroganov"  
To:  therisaswarin@epatra.com 
Cc:  ilichy.miracsky, m.barrymore 
Date:  04 Feb 2003, 03:56:12 AM  

MRS SWARIN

WHAT THE DEVIL IS GOING ON? I KNEW THAT YOU WERE A CHARLATAN FROM THE
BEGINNING_YOU HAVE NOT FOLLOWED THROUGH ON ANY OF YOUR PROMISES AND YOU HAVE
PROVEN YOURSELF TO BE A SHOULDER-PAD WEARING SHYSTER_I WOULD IMAGINE THAT YOU
AND THE EMPTY HEADED GOONS YOU CALL BUSINESS ASSOCIATES IN YOUR IMAGINARY
REFUGEE CAMP WILL NOT EVEN REPLY TO THIS_HOWEVER LADY AGATHA HAS SAID SHE WANTS
THIS DEAL TO GO THROUGH SO SEND ME MORE DETAILS AT ONCE OR PERHAPS THAT USELESS
INDIVIDUAL JEREMY DUNN COULD DEIGN TO CALL ME BACK OR CONTACT ME BY EMAIL NOW
GET OFF YOUR FAT ARSE AND GET DOWN TO BUSINESS

MIKHAIL STROGANOV

Stroganov Publishing (Pvt) Ltd
4402 Bowdinskaya Street
Moscow 0169
Russia



All is in workings, not? To be seen...

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NG ON THEIR NAMES SO THAT THE SECURITY COMPANY CAN ATTEND TO THEM .