OATHS R US [2004]

Another exploit of the Foreign Office. They're sitting around the lounge at Annie's, savoring a sherry and considering the next move (probably to the bar).

PERSONNEL:
DR. MARTINS WILLIAMS
versus
LADY AGATHA BRISTOL, CBE - of the Foreign office. Distantly related to Q and Mother.


MARTINS WILLIAMS

Subject: I NEED YOUR URGENT ASSITANCE

martins2_williams@post.cz

FROM THE DESK OF:DR MARTINS WILLAMS,DIRECTOR,
PROJECT IMPLEMENTATION FEDERAL MINISTRY OF HEALTH
AND
SOCIAL SERVICES, DAKAR SENEGAL,
EMAIL;martins2_williams_01@fastermail.com

STRICTLY CONFIDENTIAL

DEAR Sir/Madam,
TRANSFER OF US$25.5 MILLION INTO A PERSONAL/COMPANY'S OFFSHORE ACCOUNT

Based on the information gathered from the Ministry of Trade and Industry,we intend to solicit your assistance on this transaction with you on the assumption that you will not disappoint us.

We have Twenty Five Million, Five Hundred Thousand United States Dollars (US$25,500,000.00) which we made over time from over inflated contracts in my Ministry (Federal Ministry of Health and Social Services).

We are seeking your assistance and permission to remit this amount into your account or any other nominated account you can provide for us. Your commission will be 20% of the total sum, 10% for expenses and the remaining 70% is for my colleagues and myself.

Dear reader, in plain English, this means that "Martins Williams" (not his real name) is pretending to have skimmed (imaginary) public funds, which he wants you to help him embezzle. If this is not clear, please read (or re-read) the main page and its various cautionary links.
And now on with our regularly scheduled scambait.

Could you please notify me of your acceptance to carry out this transaction urgently by e-mail only on the receipt of this message.
Kindly, acknowledge the receipt of this letter by sending to me by email a copy of this letter with your private Tel. And Fax number.
I shall in turn inform you of the modalities for a formal application to secure the necessary approvals for the immediate release of this fund into your account.

Modalities = you sending a money order to pay for (imaginary) bureaucratic fees or (imaginary) lawyers' fees to take care of paperwork for you.

Thanks for your co-operation.
Yours faithfully,
Dr.Martins Willams
YOU CAN AS WELL REACH ME THROUGH THIS
EMAIL:martins2_williams_01@fastermail.com


LADY AGATHA BRISTOL

Date: 23 Aug 2004, 06:11:16 AM

Dear Dr. Williams,

Thank you for your fascinating note. Much as we are interested, I fear that it is not meant for us. I am Lady Agatha Bristol, CBE, and I am Head of Special Operations at Her Majesty's Foreign Office.

What do you wish us to do with your e-mail?

Yours ever,

Lady Agatha Bristol, CBE
Head of Special Operations, Foreign Office, London


MARTINS WILLIAMS

Subject: FURTHER CLEARIFICATION

DAER LADY AGATHA BRISTOL,

I APPRECIATE YOUR KIND REPLY AND UNDERSTANDING TOWARDS REALIZATION OF THIS FUNDS WITH YOU,TOGETHER YOUR HIGH LEVEL OF MATURITY,TRANSPARENCY AND SIMPLICITY.I THANK YOU FOR BEING ABLE TO SEPARATE THE WEEDS FROM THE WHEATS.**THERE IS NOTTING AS GOOD AS THE ORIGINAL.

I WILL START BY PUTTING THINGS CLEAR TO YOU. YOU HAVE TO DEFINITELY LISTEN TO MY ADVICES AND INSTRUCTIONS. YOU WILL BE PORTRAYED AS THE BONAFIDE CONTRACTOR THAT DID THE SAID CONTRACT WITH OUR MINISTRY.ALL THE INFORMATION ABOUT THE CONTRACT DETAILS WILL BE RELEASED TO YOU WHEN THE TIMES COMES,TOGETHER A TEXT OF APPLICATION TENDER TO THE BOARD OF VERIFICATION DEPARTMENT OF THIS MINISTRY.

WE ALSO HAVE ALL THE INFORMATION THE MINISTRY WILL REQUIRE FROM YOU TO SUBMIT TO THEM AS THE TRUE CONTRACTOR WHO HAVE FINISHED THE SAID CONTRACT WHICH THIS MINISTRY AWARDED TO YOU,SUCH AS THE JOB COMPLETION CERTIFICATE,CONTRACT AWARD CERTIFICATE AND TAX CLEARANCE CERTIFICATE.

A SERVICE OF ATTORNEY WILL BE EMPLOYED WHO WILL TRAVEL TO OUR CAPITAL CITY /DAKAR/ TO START PROCESS OF THE REQUIRED CERTIFICATES AS LISTED ABOVE,THE ATTORNEY WILL REGISTER YOUR NAME AS THE COMPANY THAT EXECUTED THE CONTRACT WITH OUR MINISTRY (F.M.H.S.)FEDRAL MINISTRY OF HEALTH HERE IN SENEGAL TO BACK UP THIS CLAIM ON YOUR BEHALF HENCE WE WOULD NOT WANT ANYTHING TO JEOPARDISE ANY OF US IN THIS BUSINESS.
I AND MY COLLEAGUES HAVE WORKED IN THIS MINISTRY FOR A LONG TIME AND AS SUCH HAS HANDLED SIMILAR TRANSACTION OF THIS NATURE BEFORE.WE HAVE A LAID DOWN PROCEDURE FOR THIS KIND OF TRANSACTION AND AS SUCH HAS ALL THE PROCEDURAL REQUIREMENTS FOR THIS TRANSACTION AS YOU CAN UNDERSTAND.

NOTE THAT THIS TRANSACTION IS A HITCH FREE ONE AND YOU SHOULD NOT ENTERTAIN ANY ATOM OF FEAR.IT WILL TAKE ONLY 14 WORKING DAYS TO FINALISE THIS TRANSACTION UPON SUBMITTION OF THE REQUIRED CERTIFICATES BY THE ATTORNEY WHOM WE ARE GOING TO EMPLOYED FOR THE PROCUREMENT OF THE CERTIFICATES WHICH WILL BE TENDER TO VERIFICATION BOARD OF THIS MINISTRY.

FOR HELPING US DO THIS YOU WILL BE GIVEN 20% OF THE GROSS TOTAL FOR GRATIFICATION AND APPRECIATION IN YOUR ASSISTING US IN THIS TRANSACTION,10% HAS BEEN MAPPED OUT TO TAKE CARE OF ALL EXPENCES THAT MIGHT BE INCURED IN THIS TRANSACTION IN A BID TO MAKE THIS TRANSACTION SUCCESS.

THE ATTORNEY WILL GET ALL THE FUNDS TRANSFER APPROVAL DOCUMENTS LEGALLY TO EFFECTS THE TRANSFER.THERE IS NOTTING DIFFERENTS FROM THE NORMAL BANK FUND TRANSFER PROCEDURES,THE ONLY DIFFERENCE IS THAT WE ARE GOING TO INCLUDE YOUR PARTICULARS AS THE REAL CONTRACTOR THAT DID THE CONTRACT AS TO ENABLE YOU STAND FOR THIS CLAIM.

PLEASE I WILL BE GLAD YOU CONFIRM YOUR TELEPHONE AND FAX NUMBER SO THAT I CAN CALL YOU POSSIBILY TODAY.

I AWAIT YOUR COMMENTS AND RESPONSE IMMEDIATELY FOR US TO FORGE AHEAD WITHOUT DELAY,GOD BLESS YOU. REGARDS,
DR MARTINS WILLIAMS.


LADY AGATHA BRISTOL

Date: 24 Aug 2004, 08:22:25 AM

Dear Dr. Williams,

Thank you for your note.

I have passed it on to Her Majesty Princess Candice Mercedes Windsor, and she has asked me to tell you that she is interested in your little plan.

However, we have only just met, as it were. You must prove that you are not just a ruffian on the make, to use the vernacular.

Have you any documentary evidence to support your claims? They seem - forgive me - rather outlandish and not all together legal to me.

Yours ever,

Lady Agatha Bristol, CBE
Head of Special Operations, Foreign Office, London


MARTINS WILLIAMS

LADY AGATHA BRISTOL,

RECEIVE YOUR MAIL AND NOTED ALL YOU SAID.

MY SISTER I THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THE KIND UNDERSTAND PUT TOGETHGER BY YOU FROM WHAT I READ IN YOUR MAIL.

I WILL WANT YOU TO SEND ME YOUR FIRST NAME AND SECOND NAME,TOGETHER YOUR HOUSE ADDRESS,THE REQUIRED INFORMATIONS WILL BE USED TO COMPLETE THE CONTRACT AWARED CERTIFICATES AND JOB COMPLETION CERTIFICATES WHICH WE WILL EMPLOY A SERVICE OF ATTORNEY WHO WILL SECURE ALL THE CERTIFICATES FROM THE VERIOUS MINISTRIES HERE IN OUR COUNTRY DAKAR SENEGAL.

I AM MY PARTNERS ARE GOING TO TAKE CARE OF ATTORNEY'S CHARGES REGARDING THE CERTIFICATES,SO ALL I NEED FROM YOU IS TO EQUIP US WITH REQUIRED INFORMATIONS UPON RECEIPT OF THIS MAIL SO THAT THE CERTIFICATES WILL BE SECURED AND IMMEDIATELY SEND TO YOU ACCORDINGLY.

SECONDLY,I WILL LIKE TO KNOW YOUR AGE PLEASE BECAUSE I DO NOT WANT ANYTHING LIKE I SAID IN MY EARLIER MAIL THAT WILL JEOPARDISE THIS PROSPECT OK.

PLEASE UPON RECEIPT OF THE REQUIRED INFORMATION AS I SAID,I WILL DISCUSS WITH MY PARTNERS HERE IN THE MINISTRY SO THAT ACTION WILL COMMENCE WITHOUT FURTHER DELAY AS YOU KNOW THAT TRANSACTION OF THIS NATURE REQUIRED URGENT ATTENTION WHICH I ALSO WILL ADVICE YOU FOLLOW UP EVERY ADVICE GIVEN SO THAT WE CAN REALIZE THIS GREAT GOLD TOGETHER.

WAITING TO HEAR MORE POSITIVE RESPOSE FROM YOU.

REGARDS,
DR MARTIN WILLIAM


LADY AGATHA BRISTOL

Date: 25 Aug 2004, 02:14:33 PM

Dear Dr. Williams,

Thank you for your note.

Whilst we are interested in taking matters further, I must insist that you sign a temporary Oath of Allegiance to Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II.

The Special Operations Department of Her Majesty's Foreign and Commonwealth Office handles all matters relating to the UK's national interest both at home and abroad.

Therefore, security and discretion are paramount. In any case, I wish to see that you get exactly what you deserve and swearing an Oath, which will prove your genuine intentions (though I have an idea what these are) and commitment to this cause.

Are you prepared to do this?


MARTINS WILLIAMS

Dear Mrs Agatha Bristol,

I receive your mail all contents well noted with thanks.

First,let me refer you back once again to my first ever mail which is the proposal i sent you regarding this contract which was awarded to my ministry two years ago.

Please note that i am a man of age of 51yrs old,with my wife and 5 children,i will not want you to jeopardise me hence i will always be straight with you regarding concluding this business ok.

Secondly regarding your mail that i will swaer an oath before you now believe what i am saying,i think it wil be more better we sign aggrement stating that we have agree to work together regarding concluding this business together,as myself have my partners down here and we are still in active service which will give up our job upon conclussion of this business with,so if you really want to work with us i think we both has to be straight to each other otherwise we can not get what we want.

Her majesty as you do say,is she the one i'm directing all this mails to or to some other person?.please i demand you give me your telephone numbers for me to give you a call immediately today.

Waiting for your urgent reply.

Regards,
Dr Martins Williams.


LADY AGATHA BRISTOL

27/08/2004 14:27

Dear Dr. Martins,

Thank you for your note.

Please address me as Lady Agatha. My marital status is not your concern.

Whilst I appreciate your thoughts regarding the Oath of Allegiance, I must remind you that you approached us with this rather unorthodox approach.

You are potentially dealing with the Royal Family, Dr. Williams. Discrection and confidentiality are assured. But we must insist on the Oath of Allegiance.

Please do reply as soon as possible.

Yours ever,

Lady Agatha Bristol, CBE
Head of Special Operations, Foreign Office, London


MARTINS WILLIAMS

Dear Lady Agatha Bristol,

I am in receipt of your mail and will let you know that by monday the Oath aggreement will be send to you accordingly.

Please i will once again let you know that it is very important you do not decieve me hence i will not want any mistake in this business ok.

Waiting to hear from you.Have a nice weekend.

Regards,
Dr Martins Williams.


LADY AGATHA BRISTOL

Date: 29 Aug 2004, 04:39:14 AM

My dear Dr. Williams,

This is wonderful news, old chap. We are looking forward to receiving your Oath of Allegiance.

Yours ever,

Lady Agatha Bristol, CBE
Head of Special Operations, Foreign Office, London


MARTINS WILLIAMS

Dear Lady Agatha Bristol,

Sorry that you have not heard from me.

I was waiting for the attorney to complete the memoradum of understanding regarding championing this business between both of us to great high.

My sister,i will be glad you see this business as a matter of urgency,please do find attachment to see the agreement of understand and complete the remaining space by signing your signature and return it back to me so that we can forge ahead for the conclussion of this business.

Waiting for your urgent reply soonest today.

Regards,
Dr Martins Williams.


LADY AGATHA BRISTOL

Date: 03 Sep 2004, 01:46:05 AM

My dear Dr. Martins,

Thank you for your e-mail.

Your little attachment was most endearing, but whilst it outlines our agreement in princple it does not offer any type of reassurance to us.

You simply must sign a temporary Oath of Allegiance as I advised you before, old chap.

Are you prepared to do this? I have to tell you that Chief Um Bongo is ready to sign.

Please advise me as soon as possible.

Yours ever,
Lady Agatha Bristol, CBE
Head of Special Operations, Foreign Office, London


MARTINS WILLIAMS

Dear Lady Agatha Bristol,

I receive your mail and thank you for the reply.

I am worried that after sending you the memorandum of understaing that you are still not ok with it,i don't what you want me to do my sister hence i told you earlier that i am a man of age and will not want anything to jeopardise this business.

I will suggest you give me your telephone number so that i will call you from here immediately for us to talk on phone for better understanding.

Regards,
Dr Martins Williams.


LADY AGATHA BRISTOL

Dear Dr. Williams,

Thank you for your note.

Earlier in our correspondence, I gave you the instructions for taking a Temporary Oath of Allegiance.

I shall do so again here:

Type out the following text, sign it and include your photograph. E-mail the document to me.

'I, Dr. Martins Williams, being of sound mind, on this day.......<enter date>.......do by humble merkin swear total allegiance to Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II in all fey twiglets appertaining to Her Right Royal Business'

Do hurry up, old chap. Mr Abacha called me this morning with a remarkably similiar scheme to your own.

And please don't refer to me as your sister - let us keep this professional, please.

Yours ever,

Lady Agatha Bristol, CBE
Head of Special Operations, Foreign Office, London

This scambait did not result in another Signed Oath, but the Foreign Office have obtained nearly enough Oaths to cover all the cracks in the paint on the Trophy Wall by now, and no doubt more will be forthcoming.


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