SAINTS AND ANGELS


Updated march 25, 2008

Lady Agatha Bristol of the Foreign Office is back, as irascible as ever.

After a hard day at the office monitoring her farflung operatives, Lady Agatha (honored for her services to the nation) likes to kick back, as the colonials say, and enjoy a custard liqueur at Annie's Bar - but when "John Nnamdi" comes knocking, Lady Agatha puts duty before pleasure.

John Nnamdi - Banker Lad
versus
Lady Agatha Bristol, CBE, Head of Special Operations

Classically scamalicious elements have been called out here and there for the edification of the new visitor.


John Nnamdi
FROM=MR JOHN NNAMDI
PLOT 12 SANUSI FAFUNWA,
VICTORIA ISLAND
LAGOS

Dear Friend,
Please accept my sincere apologies if my mail fails to meet your professional and moral Ethics,as we have not met before.

I know you may be skeptical about what i am about to tell you because of the evil doings of people of the world today,which has brought fear and made alot of people not to engage in genuine and legitimate business ventures,i urge you to take your time and read this email very well.

I am a Banker; my name is MR JOHN NNAMDI, an accountant.I am the accounts Manager to a late Engineer, a white foreigner whom I have financial dealings for a long time now. He was a contractor with the DEPARTMENT OF PETROLEUM RESOURCES VICTORIA ISLAND, LAGOS. On 10,Dec 2005, my customer/client,his wife, and his only son were involved in a SOSOLISO AIRLINE CRASH.

My client and his family all died in that fatal air crash. Since then,I have made several attempts and enquiries to locate any of his extended Relatives,but this has Proved unsuccessful.

After several unsuccessful attempts, I decided to trace a good and reliable Person over the Internet, that can help me in repatriating this fund left behind in our Bank since the bank i work for and where the funds is at present intend to declare the funds unservicable if nobody come for the money.

I am contacting you to assist me in repatriating this money left behind by my Customer/client before they get Confiscated or declared unserviceable by the bank where these huge deposit was lodged, particularly this Bank that I am presently working, Where the deceased had an account Valued at TWENTY MILLION, FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND DOLLARS,The Bank has issued a notice to provide the next of kin or have the account confiscated within a short period of time.

Since I have been unsuccessful in locating the relatives of my client,I now seek your consent to present you as the next of kin of the deceased so that the proceeds of this account valued at TWENTY MILLION,FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND DOLLARS (USD$20,500,000) will be transferred into your account and we will share the funds according to an agreed ratio.

I have arranged everything and you will not engage in anything that is illegal.I have made arrangements with a good Attorney to assist us.

He will present himself to the Bank and notarize all the necessary legal documents that can be used to back up the inheritance claim.

All I require from you is your honest cooperation to enable us see this business through.

Please if you have the capacity to carry out this business,respond to this email immediately,and I will forward to you the full and detailed information of my myself to enable us commence business.immediately.

Expecting your Urgent response.

REGARDS,
MR JOHN NNAMDI
E-MAIL (john_nna1@yahoo.com.hk)

[Your basic Dead Bank Customer letter. But you knew that.]

Lady Agatha Bristol
Date: March 18, 2008

Dear Sir,

This could be of interest.

More details, please.

Yours sincerely,

Lady Agatha Bristol, CBE
Head of Special Operations, Foreign Office, London
John Nnamdi
Dear Agatha Bristol,
Thanks for acknowledging my business request and your Interest in this Mutual benefits.

First of all, I would like to give you more information about myself. My full names are MR JOHN NNAMDI, Born on the 27th of JULY 1962. I am working with this bank UBA NIGERIA PLC, married with 2 children.

We shall have Honesty and Trust as the first consideration in what ever we do concerning this business.I shall need a total Assurance that you will not by any means Sit or Divert the Money as soon as it is remmitted to you.

Please take your time to study this letter and ask me questions which you may want to ask regarding this business.

I need your assistance to Receive the sum of(USD$20.5million) on my Behalf as a Next Of Kin to my late client who died with his family on a plane crash in Nigeria 2005.If we do not secure this money for ourselves,the Bank UBA NIGERIA PLC will be the one to benefit from it.Please understand my situation.

Note,there will be No Risk or Trace in Future against You or Me because i cannot Risk my Life, my personality and my family to a business that i am not sure of.I am very sure of this business.

I Know that you are not in any way related to my late client but i want to use my position to present you as the beneficiary of the funds,due to the fact that i cannot locate any of the Family of my late client like i stated in my Letter to you,my client and his family was involved in a plane crash,that is the reason why i decided to contact you so that i can present you to the bank as the next of kin to my deceased client.

I have decided to offer you 20% of the total money for your assistance.I want us to discuss further on this matter by phone.i have included my phone number as well as my address.

I expect you to forward to me the following information to me so that we can proceed.

1) Your full names and address 2)your telephone and fax numbers

When i receive these information from you.I will send to you mine as well including my passport.i want to let you know that all we need to do in this business is to get a good attorney that can file the necessary papers on your behalf.But i need these information first so that i can submit them to my bank as the next of kin.

Please note that this transaction is Risk Free,as long as absolute confidentiality is maintained. For this purpose, you are advice to keep this business Secret.

Thanks for your anticipated co-operation,as i await your urgent Information,to enable me proceed.

Yours Sincerely,
MR JOHN NNAMDI
Lady Agatha Bristol
Date: March 19, 2008

Dear Mr Nnamdi,

Please address me as Lady Agatha.

Secondly, we shall require documentary evidence of this claim.

Thirdly, how can we ensure confidentiality? Your intentions were clear from your first email, and whilst we do not mean this personally, your little country *is* full of ghastly little men wishing to fill their pockets.

As ever,

Lady Agatha Bristol, CBE
Head of Special Operations, Foreign Office, London
John Nnamdi
Dear Lady Agatha,
I received your email.what documentary evidence are you talking about?If you mean the documents for the business,that shall be provided to you as we make progress with this business.You insult me when you make some very provoking remark that my country is full of ghastly little men wishing to fill their pockets.You own country is full with saints and Angels.is that what you mean,

please i invited you for a business and if you are not ready to proceed,let me know.Do not insult my country again as that is not fair.

Best Wishes,
John nnamdi
Lady Agatha Bristol
My dear Nnamdi,

Please do not get over-sensitive, old boy. I served for three years in Lagos and I only speak as I find. I once had to bribe someone just to purchase some decent tea!

Now please send us the documents relating to this transaction, as we could well be interested in ensuring you get what you deserve.

With best wishes,

Lady Agatha Bristol, CBE
Head of Special Operations, Foreign Office, London
John Nnamdi
Dear agatha bristol,
there are procedures to follow my friend.Please read my first email to you and respond with the information i requested.I cannot just send any documents to you when there is no commitment.

please read my emails to you and respond with information.

God blessings
John
Lady Agatha Bristol
Date: March 21, 2008

Dear Mr. Nnamdi,

Please address me as Lady Agatha. I am not your 'friend', let alone one of your wives.

To coin a phrase, you either send us the proof we need, or the deal, as they say, is off.

A
Lady Agatha Bristol
Date: March 24, 2008

My dear Mr. Nnamdi,

What is going on, old boy? We are waiting to explore the possibilities of this transaction.

A
John Nnamdi
i do not think you are right person for this job.If you are,you know what i requested from you so that i can process all the papers and documents that are needed in this business.If i wait till the end of this
week.I will open talks with another person.

God blessings,
John
John Nnamdi
March 25

My dear Nnamdi,

First things first, old boy.

Never - ever - threaten us again.

Secondly, I think these modalities need to begin again, perhaps on a more cordial note.

Send us what you need, and we shall, as a gesture of goodwill before you supply documentary evidence of this claim, do our best to comply.

Yours ever

Lady Agatha Bristol, CBE
Head of Special Operations, Foreign Office, London

[More to come?]

 

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