MAY THE FARCE BE WITH YOU

astonishingly, updated march 30

Hello, earthlings
Here is another scam from a galaxy far, far away.
Hope you like it

Regards,
"Juan Perez" - the one and only!

Abdul Lawal Badjal - scammer, abdbadjal@latinmail.com
and
Paul Rolland - obligatory banker guy
vs.
Anakin Skywalker - we know how he turned out, but for our purposes he's the good guy here


Abdul Lawal Badjal

[ This has been prettied up - the Lads often type as if the screen is 25 characters wide. ]

Sent: Thursday, February 10, 2005
Subject: I NEED YOUR HELP

Dear Sir.
With due respect and humility, I write to you irrespective of the fact that you don't know me. I got your contact through your country's trade journal here in Cotonou Republic of Benin when I was making inquiry forforeign assistance
Can you care for me love me and take me as your blood if so i will be happy in my life I got what you need
We are one
but they denied me naturally it may interest you to know that I am Abdul Lawal Badjal a university student of calavi cotonou Rep of Benin calavi
I wonder why i was disown by the family of my father that i was adopted by my father and the culture did not allow me to stay in their family after the news was broken to me that my father involve in a motor accident that claim his life and four others From that very day i was rejected from the family and i learn from my father that i was 16months old when my mother died
I went back to my school in Rep of Benin with the little money l have with me two months later i receive a message from my father's lawyer that my father have $10.5m USD in a finance house here cotonou benin rep here
which am the next of kin and he handed over all the document to me and advise me to keep away from the family and that i should seek for an international partiner who will assist me get this money out of this cotonou He make me to realise that throughly i was adopted by my father.
After l contact the finance house to confirm and it is true and they are waiting fo me to come for the collection
Please i will like you to come to my aid to help me out of this problem for the collection of the fund and to provide account for safe keeping of the money for investment and to live africa and follow you to live the rest of my live in your country If you can help me i will give to you 15% of the money and love you forever
Notice that you will sign agreement with me to avoid future mis-understanding
Without hesitation upon the recieption of your reply i will forward your name as beneficiary to the Finance House ok waiting your urgent reply
Thanks
REGARDS
Abdul Lawal Badjal
P/l Reply to the Email address below.
Email: abdbadjal1@yahoo.com


Juan Perez as Anakin Skywalker

Sent: Friday, February 11, 2005

Hello, son

I am still wiping tears from my face after reading your heartbreaking story. In my 76 years of life I have never heard of such a tragic situation.

The reason I call you son is that I can barely write, let alone pronounce, abdbadjal. If you don't mind, I will call you Luke, which is my estranged son's name. Your letter reminds me of his tragedy, perhaps I will share it with you some day.

Please let me know how may I be of assistance. We are here to help each other, and between your offer of 15% of the money and your unconditional love, how can I resist?

Sincerely,

Anakin


Abdul Lawal Badjal

Date: Sat, 12 Feb 2005

Dear Daddy.
Thanks for your godly mind and for your good caring. i will like you to know that i really need your help because since the family have rejected me out and i am here dieing in benin rep ,i can no long continue my study because no one to help me out and the finance house want me to provide my father foreign pertiner for the fund which i will like you to stand as my brother , father and everything to help me out in move the fund out of the finance house . I will shall give you the parcentage as i mention in my proposal and for any expenses you will also have al least 5 % again.
Sir, I need your help because as i am now, nothing remain for me than to continue pray to God and i need your help. I will like you to give me some of this information in other to submit it to the finance house in other to sign and submit as the beneficairy and my father foreign pertiner.
1- Yout full name.
2- Your full address, contact information such as phone and fax number.
3- Any bank account that you will like the fund to be transfer into.
Please sir,I will want you to know that those information will allow the bank to contact you for the transfer of the said fund immediately.
l need your help.
Thanks
Abdul


Juan Perez as Anakin Skywalker

[who now apparently wants to be called Anakin Skywalker]

Sent: Monday, February 14, 2005

Hello, Luke

I will do my best to take care of you. I would not want another of my sons dieing far far away.

However, you must remember: my son's name is Luke, and I expect you to use the same name. As I told you, abdulbadjal is too complicated for me to remember.

Go ahead and give the bank my name and email address. As soon as they contact me I will make sure they are a legitimate bank with your best interests in mind. There are dishonest bankers out there who might take advantage of your lack of experience.

Yours,

Anakin Skywalker

[the Anakin thing apparently is no problem for the Lad]


Abdul Lawal Badjal

Date: Tue, 15 Feb 2005

Dear Daddy
thanks for your Good Mind and GOD will always continue to guide you and bless you abundantly.
I will go to the bank tomorrow morning to get you the form and the relaese order oe to submit your contact in order for the bank manager to contact you directly but please daddy kindly copy thebank message for me to have it as refference.
I will like you to send me your phone number so i may be able to comminucate with you .
Thanks
Abdul


Juan Perez as Anakin Skywalker

Sent: Wednesday, February 16, 2005

Dear sir,

I only have a son and his name is Luke. I have no business with anybody else.

Anakin Skywalker


Abdul Lawal Badjal

Date: Thu, 17 Feb 2005

Dear Daddy.
Thanks for your email and i am your son Luke because you promised to call me that.
I am waiting to hear the confirmation of the bank email because i have submitted your emil .
Please daddy i want you to kindly help me out thanks
Luke


Juan Perez as Anakin Skywalker

Sent: Friday, February 18, 2005

Very good, son. I am glad we understand each other.v
I look forward to hear from your bank.

Your father,

Anakin


[ And here it comes - a mail from a "Bank" ! ]

Paul Rolland, The Banker

From: "Bank of Africa cotonou branches" [bankafri@accountant.com]
CC: abdbadjal1@yahoo.com
Date: Mon, 21 Feb 2005
Subject: ATTENTION: Mr. ANAKIN SKYWALKER.

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FROM THE DESK OF DEPARTMENT OF EXCHANGE AND REMITANCEv SECTION THE TRANSFER AND AUDITING ACCOUNTING OF BANK
OF AFRICA -COTONOU, REPUBLIQUE DU BENIN.
Avenue Jean-Paul II, 08 BP 0879 - Cotonou - BENIN
Tell:00229- 20 49 86 Fax:00229-58 76 62

Email:: boa_bankafricabenin@accountant.com, bankafric@accountant.com

SECTION THE TRANSFER AND ACCOUNTING.

ATTENTION: Mr. ANAKIN SKYWALKER.

Dear

This is to inform you of the submittion of your contact ,by Mr Lawal Abdul Badjal who signed to us and informed that we should immediately release the fund in account n# 10-852359-542. belong to his father .

He also signed here that you are his father foreign partner because it writen below that is only the foreign partner have right to withdraw the fund in our custody and you need to act fast in other to confirm those information from your bank before start the transfer.

Your bank name , telephone ,fax and swift code are wait now.

Your FullName:.................................................

Your BankName:...............................................

ankAddress & Contact:....................................................

Bank Swift Code:........................................................

The charged to launch memorandium of handling-over except bond of the funds in your account of destination in your country in accordance with the article COT/BJ/UNCXXII/15022(1993#01211/CAP.BJ/SWIFT CODE AFRIBJBJ) by the system SWIFTNet FIX in credit format Iso-15022 (600/800; A4) as programmed. Our computers assure us following a perfect analysis of give basic the said deposit account which the discount is very possible time but you are officially informed that complete registration of the account recorded like the debited one in the authorisation as follows ;
...No/10-852359-542. Code d'accs: Y033K ..RIB: 17

Code banque /AFRI/00356 transit # : AIB/001700229 is a blocked loan account for intact, then any operation would be accessible only after an electronic swift wire transfer . The tariffs to pay pay before launch the transfer in to your bank account will be given to you after we receive the information in other to enable us to con firm from your bank.

We hope for your answer to forward to you the neccessary documents in order to proceed the transaction within a short time. You can contact us with the service in line tel/+229- 204986 Fax/+229- 587662 for all information which you consider useful

BEST REGARDS

Mr , Paul Rolland / Mobile line.00229-28 01 36

Remmittance department

 Copyright 2004 BANK OF AFRICA INCP. All rights reserved.


Juan Perez as Anakin Skywalker

Sent: Monday, February 21, 2005
To: Bank of Africa cotonou branches
Cc: abdbadjal1@yahoo.com

Dear Paul,

I received your message and its contents are duly noted.

I am going to open a new international bank account for the specific purposes of this transaction. According to the bank officers, this account should be fully operational in just a few days.

In the meantime, I will take advantage of your offer to provide me with the information I consider useful. Please send me the text of the article COT/BJ/UNCXXII/15022(1993#01211/CAP.BJ/SWIFT CODE AFRIBJBJ) by the system SWIFTNet FIX in credit format Iso-15022 (600/800; A4), so I can familiarize myself with its contents. Unfortunately, I only have the text of the old ISO 7775 data dictionary-based message standard, which was replaced by ISO-15022 as you probably know. Since this one is actively supported by ISSA, ISITC-IOA, G30), ECSDA, GSTPA, major ICSDs and many domestic and cross-border securities infrastructures, I firmly believe that is the way to go.

Thanks in advance for your kind help. I will contact you as soon as I have the bank account number.

Regards,

Anakin Skywalker


Abdul Lawal Badjal

Date: Mon, 21 Feb 2005

Dear Daddy.
This is the email i received from the banker and i
will like you to
read and reply them bank.
Thanks
Your son
Luke

Note: forwarded message attached.


Juan Perez as Anakin Skywalker

Sent: Monday, February 21, 2005
To: Abdul badjal Lawal

Hello, Luke

I received the message from the bank. You should have a copy of my reply to them.

I will contact you as soon as I have the new account number.

May the force be with you,

Anakin Skywalker


Paul Rolland, The Banker Guy

From: "Bank of Africa cotonou branches" [bankafri@accountant.com}
Date: Tue, 22 Feb 2005
Subject: ATTENTION: Mr. ANAKIN SKYWALKER.

ATTENTION: Mr. ANAKIN SKYWALKER.

Dear

We are here to confirm the received of your e-mail and other necessary information you asked are the new ISO in swift wire.

We are still waiting for your bank information in order to allow us to verify from your bank.

It would be very important to inform you that before announcing from the unit of mobilization of the funds, the Head office of the fast ordering agent of AMERICAN EXPRESS via the federal bank of reserves in the United States NY 10007 New York, the fast activation of credit and the placement of your funds in your bank account as programmed on our pass-order SWIFTN et FIX in format (600/800-A4) due to the code of transaction: FIB/COT/PDR-XX/.............22/02/2005,

The department of foreign financial remittance and Director of BANK BENIN Of AFrica asks you to send to our accredited bank attorney (the address and name is given later ) the amount of 2,750.00 Euros (Charge for reactivation of the ex-account) within 7(seven) bank working days as from next Monday to allow us to transfer your fund to your bank account in your country.
The fees will allowing us to wire your funds to destination within a time minimum(2)days, maximum (3) days of banking operation .
-Your personal fax number to publish you an official receipt carrying the access pin code of recharge of the funds in destination of your bank account for the certification of currencies exportation as following the transfer.

BEST REGARDS

Mr , Paul Rolland / Mobile line.00229-28 01 36

Remmittance department

 Copyright 2004 BANK OF AFRICA INCP. All rights reserved.


Juan Perez as Anakin Skywalker

Sent: Wednesday, February 23, 2005

Luke, this is your father.

I sense a disturbance in the force. Take a look at this email I received yesterday.

You probably agree with me that this guy must be out of his mind. He is asking me to send money to some "accredited bank attorney" I have never heard about. He even gives me a deadline of seven days, and does not even have the proper name and address to send the money!!!

The worst part is, he has not even explained me the proper modalities, let alone the perfected modalities of this case!!!! I am sorry, but he is not following proper lad protocol, and will send no money until I know exactly what is going on.

Let me know what do you think, you know I trust you since you are my flesh, steel and blood.

Regards,

Anakin


Abdul Lawal Badjal

Date: Wed, 23 Feb 2005
Subject: DADDY I NEED YOU

Dear Daddy.
Thanks for everything.
How are you over there? Hope your fine?
Daddy I want you to understand the banker did not want to declare the modalities as i think because you know how banker are doing, banker can never answer the question you asked daddy.
I want you to reply the bank and give him all the bank information he asked .
As you can see that banker operations change day by day due to the what going on in the world, i think that is the reason why the banker did not want to expose their modelities.
daddy concerning the payment that banker have informed me already when i went to the bank to submitted your informations and he told me that we have to pay the fees to enable them to operate the transfer through the old account , because Non residence account course much money .
Sir, I belief the money he want us to pay is for the account and some little bank fees which you know more than l do. Daddy as you can see that they have told you that the fund will move through US FUND mobilization and about the other bank of american .
daddy i want you to reply the banker so it can give us the name and where to send the money he asked off. Remember that benin rep is a small country and i need your help because non person are caring for me here i am dieing due to liven and other thing like feeding.
daddy please do try your possible best in helpinh me out.
Thanks
Abdul


Juan Perez as Anakin Skywalker

Sent: Thursday, February 24, 2005
To: Abdul badjal Lawal
Subject: FOCUS!!!!

Who is this?

Anakin Skywalker

[ ah, Abdul did not say he was Luke ]


Abdul Lawal Badjal

Date: Thu, 24 Feb 2005
From: Abdul badjal Lawal [abdbadjal1@yahoo.com]

Dear Daddy.
This is me Abdul badjal lawal your son luke.
i am wonder why you write me this.
Please i am waiting for you .
Thanks
Abdul


Abdul Lawal Badjal

Date: Mon, 28 Feb 2005

Dear Dadday.
How are you doing?
I am waiting for the final say from you sir.
Thanks
Your's Luke


Juan Perez as Anakin Skywalker

Sent: Monday, February 28, 2005
Subject: Good news

Hello, Luke

I am glad to hear from you. Do not forget who you are or you won't get any response from your father.

I just came from the bank. The manager assured me that the new account will be ready this Wednesday.

Go back to the banker and tell him to explain me the modalities of the case. Let him know that I am not going to send any money unless I know exactly what I am doing, and that is final. Also, I need a good estimate of how much is this going to cost, so I can plan my expenses in advance.

Your father,

Anakin Skywalker


Abdul Lawal Badjal

Date: Tue, 1 Mar 2005

Dear Daddy.
The banker let me know that the modelities that they will use is
TRASACTION CODE: SWIFT net FIX[MT 103-66 ISO 8859 XML] That is the only what the banker gave me.
that kindly reply the banker so he can explain to you
more thanks
Your's Luke


Juan Perez as Anakin Skywalker

Sent: Thursday, March 03, 2005
To: Bank of Africa cotonou branches
Cc: abdbadjal1@yahoo.com
Subject: BANK ACCOUNT

Hello, Paul

I got my new Special International Account today, with the authorization to receive and send funds overseas.

Please let me know the exact procedure for the transfer, as well as a COMPLETE list of all the fees and other expenses involved. I need to have a family meeting with my son Luke in order to proceed, and I want to have all the information available to me.

Please respond as soon as possible, since time is of the essence.

Regards,

Anakin Skywalker


Paul Rolland, The Banker

FROM THE DESK OF DEPARTMENT OF EXCHANGE AND REMITANCE SECTION THE TRANSFER AND AUDITING ACCOUNTING OF BANK OF AFRICA -COTONOU, REPUBLIQUE DU BENIN.
Avenue Jean-Paul II, 08 BP 0879 - Cotonou - BENIN
Tell:00229- 20 49 86 Fax:00229-58 76 62
Email:: boa_bankafricabenin@accountant.com, bankafric@accountant.com

SECTION THE TRANSFER AND ACCOUNTING.

ATTENTION: Mr. ANAKIN SKYWALKER.

Dear

Confirmation of the received of your e-mail and here is to inform you that your bank full details is highly need to enable to complete the transfer information and to send you the transfer programm immediately after the payment.

As informed about the paymeny that you have to send 2,750.00 Euros (Charge for reactivation of the ex-account) to our bank accreditted attorney through western union.

Name: BENSON A. ANTHONY

Location: AKPAKPA COTONOU- BENIN REPUBLIQUE.

To allow his sign and approve the lagal transfer slip. The New Special International Account will allow the transfer to be more faster.
we need your full bank detials now.

BEST REGARDS

Mr , Paul Rolland / Mobile line.00229-28 01 36
Remmittance department

©Copyright 2005 BANK OF AFRICA INCP. All rights reserved


Abdul Lawal Badjal

Date: Fri, 4 Mar 2005

Dear Daddy.
Thanks for your Good work done.
GOD will bless you abundantly.
I want you to kindly forward the bank details to the bank for the transfer.
Thanks Daddy
Your's Son
Luke


Juan Perez as Anakin Skywalker

Sent: Monday, March 07, 2005
To: Abdul badjal Lawal
Subject: I NEED DETAILS

Hello, son

I will send him my bank account information as soon as he complies with my request. So far he has kept me in the dark, and that is not acceptable.

I am willing to help you, but I need to know how much money is required. I consider this an investment, and expect to get my money's worth out out it.

Please contact this banker and have him hurry up. I will out of town next week, I have a family reunion on Tatooine and I may be out of touch.

Regards,

Anakin Skywalker.


Abdul Lawal Badjal

Date: Mon, 7 Mar 2005

Dear Daddy.
Thanks for everything daddy.
I have been to the bank and talk with the banker but he told me that to start the transfer , all the fees need is only the amount given to you .
Daddy I want you to try as much as you can so he can start the transfer immediately.
Thanks
Your's Luke


Paul Rolland, The Banker

From: "Bank of Africa cotonou branches" [bankafri@accountant.com]
Date: Mon, 07 Mar 2005
Subject: ATTENTION: Mr. ANAKIN SKYWALKER.

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FROM THE DESK OF DEPARTMENT OF EXCHANGE AND REMITANCE SECTION THE TRANSFER AND AUDITING ACCOUNTING OF BANK OF AFRICA -COTONOU, REPUBLIQUE DU BENIN.
Avenue Jean-Paul II, 08 BP 0879 - Cotonou - BENIN
Tell:00229- 20 49 86 Fax:00229-58 76 62
Email:: boa_bankafricabenin@accountant.com, bankafric@accountant.com

SECTION THE TRANSFER AND ACCOUNTING.

ATTENTION: Mr. ANAKIN SKYWALKER.

Dear

We have confirmed to you that all the fees you need to pay to allow us to launch the memorendum of the transfer is the 2750 euros .

We want you that we have start the programmer but we wait to receive your bank details to allow us to telex your bank for the transfer programmer.

kindly hurry up for the transfer.

BEST REGARDS

Mr , Paul Rolland / Mobile line.00229-28 01 36

Remmittance department

©Copyright 2005 BANK OF AFRICA INCP. All rights reserved.


Juan Perez as Anakin Skywalker

Sent: Tuesday, March 08, 2005
To: Bank of Africa cotonou branches
Cc: abdbadjal1@yahoo.com
Subject: ANSWER MY QUESTION

Hello Paul

I am afraid you are not answering my question. I do not want to know the fees to "launch the memorendum of the transfer", whatever that means. I need to know the TOTAL amount of money I will need to have the fund into my bank account, including all transfers, duties, taxes, bribes, export fees, and other expenses.

Please send me a DETAILED estimate of all the costs mentioned. I do not want any surprises.

Additionally, I need a timetable for the transfer. I am tired of being kept in the dark. My son and I will not be treated like this.

Finally, stop sending me messages in 36-point red font.
I get it, you know how to write HTML messages, but it is very annoying and hard to read. Please stick to plain text.

Sincerely,

Anakin Skywalker


Juan Perez as Anakin Skywalker

Sent: Tuesday, March 08, 2005
To: Abdul badjal Lawal
Subject: Re: I NEED DETAILS

Hello, Luke

You are young and unexperienced, not to mention hardly the sharpest tack in the box. Please let me handle this. This banker is telling you half truths. I am asking him for the total cost of the transfer, not the cost to start the transfer. Please read this five or six times and you will understand the difference.

I have no problem getting a small sum such as 2750 Euros, but I am afraid that there may be other hidden fees that will show later on. Still, it is a reasonable price to pay for the 10.5 millions, but I need to know in advance.

Your father,

Anakin


Abdul Lawal Badjal

Date: Wed, 9 Mar 2005

Dear Daddy.
Thanks for your great word and i really understand you because you don't need any future problem with the banker.
Thanks and thanks GOD will continue bless you.
I will like you to please start the transfer now so that we can know all the necessary remain issue but i belief that nothing will be left after the transfer has be done.
Thanks for everything daddy
thanks
Your's Son
Luke


Paul Rolland, The Banker

[Note: the "bank manager" loves mixing different fonts, sizes, and colors in his messages. He may think it is professional in a Graceland sort of way, but it is really annoying.]

From: "Bank of Africa cotonou branches" [bankafri@accountant.com]
Date: Wed, 09 Mar 2005
Subject: ATTENTION: Mr. ANAKIN SKYWALKER.

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FROM THE DESK OF DEPARTMENT OF EXCHANGE AND REMITANCE SECTION THE TRANSFER AND AUDITING ACCOUNTING OF BANK OF AFRICA -COTONOU, REPUBLIQUE DU BENIN.
Avenue Jean-Paul II, 08 BP 0879 - Cotonou - BENIN
Tell:00229- 20 49 86 Fax:00229-58 76 62
Email:: boa_bankafricabenin@accountant.com, bankafric@accountant.com

SECTION THE TRANSFER AND ACCOUNTING.

ATTENTION: Mr. ANAKIN SKYWALKER.

Dear

This is to inform you that all the expensis you think is may occur can not be occur the only thing that can course another fees is the transfer charge which is going be pay by both parties our office and you and that will be done after your bank confirm that the fund will arrive in your account and your bank manager give you the date.

nothing again that will delay the transfer no bribe fees or any duties fees.

kindly allow us to start this operation for your benefit and kindly submit your bank details for the refference.

BEST REGARDS

Mr , Paul Rolland / Mobile line.00229-28 01 36

Remmittance department

© Copyright 2005 BANK OF AFRICA INCP. All rights reserved.


Juan Perez as Anakin Skywalker

Sent: Wednesday, March 09, 2005
To: Bank of Africa cotonou branches
Cc: abdbadjal1@yahoo.com

What part of "Use Plain Text" don't you understand?

Thank you,

Anakin Skywalker


Juan Perez as Anakin Skywalker

Sent: Wednesday, March 09, 2005
To: Abdul badjal Lawal

Hello, son

Thank you for your trust. I promise you won't be disappointed.

Ignore the message I just sent that stupid bank manager. I just told him to email me in plain text like you do, it is very annoying to scroll through his messages every time.

About business: I have contacted my good friend Yoda about lending me the 2750 Euros we need. He should get back to me soon. I am sure he will be very happy to do so in exchange for part of the profits. Please let me know what you think.

Your father,

Anakin Skywalker


Astonishingly, he's still trying.

Hi, there. Here is a brief appearance by Mr. Yoda from... Benin? Also, proof that your readership spans galaxies.


Abdul Lawal Badjal

Date: Thu, 10 Mar 2005
abdbadjal1@yahoo.com

Dear Daddy.
Thanks for your email and i want you to know that GOD
will help you
out for everything.
Daddy who is this YODA?
Where did he live?
Please Daddy Because i don't want to involue any body from Cotonou
because they can thief or plan to do bad ,please daddy.
Well i trust you and i know you can never tell him everything because
Benin People are very bad .
Daddy i wait to hear the final says.
thanks
Your's Son
Luke


Paul Rolland, The Banker

From: "Bank of Africa cotonou branches" [bankafri@accountant.com]
To: "Juan Perez"
Date: Thu, 10 Mar 2005
Subject: Re: ATTENTION: Mr. ANAKIN SKYWALKER.

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Hello.

What is this you do?

Kindly do send me this any more.

Thanks

Paul


Juan Perez as Anakin Skywalker

[written in technicolor fonts]

Sent: Friday, March 11, 2005
To: Bank of Africa cotonou branches
Cc: abdbadjal1@yahoo.com

My Pleasure
This is the account information:

First Imp. Bank of Tattoine
Swift Code IRVTUS3N
FUR. CR. Swift Code JTBKLBBE
A/C No 3141592654
A/C NAME Vader Enterprises Inc.
I am still waiting for your information on the text of the Article
COT/BJ/UNCXXII/15022(1993#01211/CAP.BJ/SWIFT CODE AFRIBJBJ)
by the system SWIFTNet FIX in credit format Iso-15022 (600/800;A4).
Please send it as soon as possible.
Regards,
Anakin Skywalker


Juan Perez as Anakin Skywalker

Sent: Friday, March 11, 2005
To: Abdul badjal Lawal

Hi, son. I hope everything is going well.

I just sent the account details to the banker. As I told you, I need a few days to get the money he is requesting. Do you trust him? I am under the impression that that guy is a snake trying to scam us.

Do not worry about Yoda. I believe his ancestors came from Cotonou originally, but he has never been there. As a matter of fact, he has been living in his own little world for the past few years. I trust him completely. As a matter of fact, here is the email he sent me last night:

From: Yoda [yoda@xxxx.com]
To: Anakin Skywalker
Subject: RE: Hello old friend

Hmmm, money you want, eh? Unexpected this is. Money. I got money. Interesting proposition you make.
Details you will send me. Yes.


I will be out for a few days. I need to inspect a construction project that is falling behind schedule and squeeze a few throats over there. After that I may take a quick trip to Alderaan, I've heard that place blows. I will do my best to keep in touch, but don't worry if you don't hear from me right away. After all, we cannot do anything without Yoda's help.

Your father,

Anakin Skywalker


Abdul Lawal Badjal

Date: Sat, 12 Mar 2005

Dear Daddy.
thanks for your email but i want you to please try as much as you can because time is waiting for nobody.
As a matter of fact you knows YODA and you trust him but i don't know him all i know is you only daddy.
Kindly try to fulfill the neccesarry information about the transfer this next week.
thanks
Your's Son
Luke.


Paul Rolland, The Banker

From: "Bank of Africa cotonou branches" [bankafri@accountant.com]
Date: Mon, 14 Mar 2005
Subject: ATTENTION: Mr. ANAKIN SKYWALKER.

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ATTENTION: Mr. ANAKIN SKYWALKER.

WE RECEI9VED YOUR BANK DETAILS AND WAITING FOR THE FEES TO ENABLE US TO LAUNCH THE TRANSFER PROGRAMMER TO YOUR BANK FOR CONFIRMATION.

KINDLY SEND THE FEES TO THE NAME AND ADDRESS GIVEN TO YOU.

Thanks

Regards

Mr Paul


Juan Perez as Anakin Skywalker

Sent: Thursday, March 24, 2005
To: Abdul badjal Lawal
Subject: I'M BAAAACK!!

Hello, son

I just came back from my trip. I had some health problems abroad, I will tell you the details later.

I just sent an email to Yoda about the money, and I will contact you soon.

How is everything on your side?

Your father,

Anakin Skywalker


Abdul Lawal Badjal

Date: Thu, 24 Mar 2005

Dear Daddy.
Happy esther and i was very surprised for your actitude because l never belief that you can do so with all confidence i have in you take you like a father, you now take all my email and what the bank wrote to you to create a webside as a scan .
Well i never know you're that kind of man, You're untrust man .
I don't think you're what you called your self.
I know that you are bad person.
Thanks
Luke

[Interestingly, he still calls himself Luke. I'll try to keep going...]


Juan Perez as Anakin Skywalker

Sent: Monday, March 28, 2005
To: Abdul badjal Lawal
Subject: I AM VERY, VERY DISAPPOINTED

Hello, son

I am deeply hurt by your email. Is this how they teach you proper respect for your father? I don't know what do you mean. What scan are you talking about? Did someone scan my emails? Please explain as soon as you can.

Believe me, you could not have chosen a worst moment to disrespect me. As I told you, I was involved in an accident during my vacations, and I may need to use a respirator to allow me to breathe.

This morning I got the transfer from Yoda's account into mine, and I am ready to send the fees to the banker. As soon as I receive your explanation and a proper apology I will send the money.

Anakin Skywalker


Abdul Lawal Badjal

Date: Mon, 28 Mar 2005

Dear Daddy.
I received your email but still yet i am not happy with you because all the comunication i and you write you place it in websit for people to ready it and you also call it scan from africa why?
I never disrespect you but you made me made to your mail because all i thing you don't do it .
because you don't need to place my word inwebsit for non reason.
well i am sorry if i insult you but it due to the bad work made me do so .
I will wait for your response inother to make me know what to do
Thanks Your's Luke


Juan Perez as Anakin Skywalker

Sent: Wednesday, March 30, 2005
To: Abdul badjal Lawal

Hello, son

I am very disappointed for your lack of trust in your father.
Even worse, I still don't know what are you talking about. Please explain to me what is a "scan from Africa". Is someone scanning your continent or something like that? I have a scanner, but it is way too small to scan Andorra, let alone Africa.

Please send me a clear explanation of what you mean by these ridiculous accusations. I cannot help a disrespectful and ungrateful son like you.

I shared my thoughts with your uncle Yoda, and he agreed with me. He said "Careful you must be. Such a son you want not. Scan of Africa? Hmmmpf"

The money he sent me will clear the bank this afternoon. I hope you can convince mne that you are still worth helping.

Regards,

Anakin Skywalker.


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