DR. STRANGELAD, OR HOW I STOPPED WORRYING AND LEARNED TO LOVE THE SCAM

This thread from the former Edmund Dantes, aka Lois Lane, aka (for now) Buck Turgidson.

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Cast of Characters

The Scammer
Jonh (or John) Blazza: Sometimes called "Old Man Blazza". Dying of breast cancer or heart disease, not sure which.
This leads to his wanting to give a stranger a lot of money.
Mrs. Kayes: Bank bureaucrat. In charge of keeping Buck from getting the money.
Mrs. Mary Joseph: Lawyer. She Who Must Be Paid.
John Dennis Nestor: Another lawyer that takes over when Mrs. Joseph does not work out. He Who Must Be Paid.
Ms. Azele Kayas: Bank flunkey
Mr. Suleman: Never actually heard from - lurks in the background requesting many watches and handsets.

The Scammee
Buck Turgidson: Devoutly religious visitor of brothels, owner of a tour company and willing recipient of Jonh's money.
Fernando Valenzuela: Buck's accountant. Does not get along with Mr. Nestor. Calls Mr. Nestor bad names.
Charles Addams: Buck's lawyer. Wants to give Jonh Blazza large sums of money.

(Note: All characters are fictional. Any similarity to any actual person living or dead is purely coincidental)

As the curtain opens, Mr. Blazza lies dying of breast cancer, and reaches out to a random stranger to give them a large sum of money.


John Blazza

From : JONH BLAZZA <jonesbla@latinmail.com>
Sent : Monday, February 28, 2005 11:52 AM
To : turgid99@xxxxxxxx.com
Subject : Buck Turgidson/DONATION FOR GOD'S WORK

Beloved in Christ,

Calvary greetings in the name of our Lord Jesus Christ, I am Mr JOHN BLAZZA I am 72years old, I am now a new Christian convert, suffering from long time cancer of the breast. From all indications, my condition is really deteriorating and is quite obvious that I may not live more than six months, because the cancer stage has gotten to a very severe stage.

My late wife was killed during the Gulf war, and during the period of our marriage we had a son who was also killed in a cold blood during the Gulfwar. My late wife was very wealthy and after his death, I inherited all his business and alth. My personal physician told me that I may not live for more than six months and I am so scared about this. So, I now decided to divide part of this wealth, by contributing to the development of evangelism in Africa, America, Europe and Asian countries.

This mission which will no doubt be tasking had made me to recently relocated to togo, Africa where I live presently. I selected your church after visiting the website for this purpose and prayed over it, I am willing to donate the sum of $2.500,000.00 Million US Dollars to your church/Ministry for the development of evangelism and also as aids for the less privileged around you.

please note that, this fund is lying in a bank (B.T.C.I BANK) in LOME therefore I will want you to contact the bank through this contact information: (btcitgc@financier.com) ;so that they will file an immediate application for the transfer of the money in the name of your ministry and they will tell you what steps to take next.

Please, do not reply if you have the intention of using this fund for personal use other than enhancement of evangelism. Lastly, I want your ministry to be praying for me as regards my entire life and my health because I have come to find out since my spiritual birth lately that wealth acquisition without Jesus Christ in one's life is vanity upon vanity If you have to die says the Lord, keep fit and I will give you the crown of life.

May the Grace of our Lord Jesus Christ, the love of God, and the sweet Fellowship of the Holy Spirit been with you.I am waiting your urgent reply.

Yours in Christ,

OLD MAN JOHN BLAZZA

FROM LOME TOGO.

Buck responds. He'd love the money! Promises to do good things with it.


Buck Turgidson

From : Listeria Addams <turgid99@xxxxxx.com>
Sent : Monday, February 28, 2005 6:49 PM
To : jonesbla@latinmail.com
CC : btcitgc@financier.com
Subject : RE: Buck Turgidson/DONATION FOR GOD'S WORK

Mr. Blazza,

I am very touched by your email. Your situation sounds terrible, but remember, all things are possible!

My name is Buck Turgidson (though I understand you already have this information). While it is a mystery to me how you got in contact with me, I am more than willing to assist. I do not have a ministry of myself, but I am active in several organizations which could make excellent use of these funds. Would it be acceptable to proceed with the understanding that I would transfer any money to individual organizations as donations?

Please inform me of what additional information you may need.

I am copying the bank on this email message so that they may be informed of your request and being any machinations required for setup of the donations.

Best regards and wishes for your health,

Buck

Good enough for Jonh!


John Blazza

Sent : Tuesday, March 1, 2005 9:45 AM
Subject : Buck Turgidson/GOD BLESS

Buck Turgidson Greetings in the name of Jesus Christ.

Thank you so much for your cares about my situation.I agree with you because your message to me sounds very stright and sincere,i like it so much.You are free to transfer any amount to individual organizations as donations as you required.After reading your message,i contacted my bank to inform them,they confirmed to me that the got your message already,then i instructed them to go ahead and transfer the money to you which they agreed with me,so go ahead and negociate with them on how the money will be transfered to you.For your information,i have given them instruction to transfer the money to you.

May God Bless you.

John Blazza

The bank wants Buck's name and address. And passport.


"Banque Togolaise"

From : banquetogolaise pourlecommerceetl'industrie <btcitgc@financier.com>
Sent : Tuesday, March 1, 2005 10:56 AM

BTCI BANK LOME-TOGO

1/03/05

ATTN: BUCK TURGIDSON,

WE GOT YOUR MESSAGE.MR JOHN BLAZZA CALLED US AND INSTRUCTED US TO TRANSFER SUM OF ($2,500,000.00) TO YOU.BUT FIRST OF ALL,WE WILL LIKE YOU TO SEND TO US YOU CONTACT INFORMATIONS;SUCH AS;

1)TELEPHONE AND FAX NUMBER.
2) YOUR ADDRESS.
3) YOUR BANK INFORMATIONS WHERE THE MONEY WILL BE TRANSFERRED INTO.
4) A COPY OF YOUR INTERNATIONAL PASSPORT OR IDENTITY CARD FOR REMMITANCE PURPOSES.

BEAR IN MIND THAT WE DO OPERATE THROUGH ONLINE BANKING.SO YOU HAVE TO OPEN AN OFF-SHORE ACCOUNT WITH US,SO THAT FROM THERE,WE TRANSFER TO YOUR GIVEN ACCOUNT.

AFTER RECEIVING THE ABOVE MENTIONED INFORMTIONS, WE WILL PROCEED ON TO EFFECT THE TRANSFER OF YOUR FUND.

MS AZELE KAYAS
(ASSIT. FOREIGN OPER. REMM.)

Buck is confused about how much money there is. And he does not have a passport.


Buck Turgidson

Sent : Tuesday, March 1, 2005 5:05 PM
To : btcitgc@financier.com

Ms. Kayes,

I was confused about the exact amount we are talking about. In the email, Mr. Blazza mentioned $2.500,000.00 Million US Dollars. This does not really make sense, as the commas and the periods are mixed up. Maybe this is an international way of representing money? Please forgive my ignorance. Is the amount $2,500,000.00 (2.5 million) or is it $2,500 (two thousand five hundred) or 2,5 Million?

In any case, I am prepared to move ahead with this. You requested some information about me:

Buck Turgidson
23 Skidoo Ln
West Poplar, Wa.
206-339-xxxx

I don't have a passport. Do I need one to open an account at your bank? I can get one, but it may take a while. I'd like to complete this transaction as quickly as possible. I am taking a little vacation over this coming weekend. Do you think it might be possible to complete the transfer of money by Friday?

Best regards,
Buck

The bank says if Buck does not have a passport, he has to hire an attorney.


"Banque Togolaise"

Sent : Wednesday, March 2, 2005 8:32 AM

BTCI BANK LOME-TOGO

02/03/05

ATTN: BUCK TURGIDSON,

WE GOT YOUR MESSAGE.IT IS POSSIBLE TO COMPLETE THIS TRANSFER UNFAILINGLY FRIDAY AS YOU REQUIRED FROM US.AS WE TOLD YOU YESTERDAY THAT WE DO OPERATE ONLINE-BANKING THAT MEANS UNDER 24HRS YOUR MONEY WILL BE TRANSFERRED TO YOU,BUT AS YOU SAID THAT YOU DON'T HAVE PASSPORT FOR REMMITANCE PURPOSES,THEN WE HAVE TO GIVE YOU OUR CREDITED ATTONEY WHO WILL REPRESENT YOU AND DO EVERYTHING FOR YOU BOTH IN OPENNING AN OFF-SHORE ACCOUNT WITH US HERE ON YOUR BEHALF AND STAND FOR YOU AND SIGN THE FINAL RELEASE TRANSFER OF YOUR FUND.BUT HE WILL RECEIVE CONSULTATION FEE BEFORE DOING AN WORK FOR YOU THAT IS THERE LAW.

FOR YOUR INFORMATION,THE CORRECT AMOUNT IS ( $2.500,000.00) TWO MILLION FIVE HUNDRED US DOLLARS.

WE HERE BY GIVE YOU ONE ATTNOEY THAT CAN DO IT FOR YOU.

BELOW IS HIS CONTACT ;

NAME : BARRISTER KENNETH C.E
EMAIL : kennethlaw_chambers@yahoo.fr
TEL : 00228-9259063

CONTACT HIM AS QUICKLY AS POSSIBLE.

MS AZELE KAYAS
(ASSIT. FOREIGN OPER. REMM.)

Jonh wants Buck to send money to the lawyer so he can get rewards in heaven. His sickness has moved from breast cancer to some sort of heart disease.


John Blazza

Sent : Wednesday, March 2, 2005 9:50 AM

Buck Turgidson Greetings in the name of Jesus Christ.

Thank you so much for assuring me that the money must to be used in a good way as you promised me again;i am happy for that.Please i want you to be fast enough in concluding with the bank and get the money in your position now that i am still alive that is the only favor that you will do for me because my sickness is getting worst together with the date that my doctor gave to me.The problem is from the heart not from the brean,so do everything possible to get the money because i don't want my bank to make use of the money because i will not get any reward from it if they make use of it.I am quite sure that if you receive the money and use it wisely as me and you agreed,i will get a reward not in this world only but in ages to come,so try to conclude with them immediately.Do you want me to call them again?

God bless you.
John Blazza.


Buck Turgidson

Sent : Wednesday, March 2, 2005 7:10 PM

Jonh,

Have no fear, many things are possible!

I am glad to hear your sickness is not of the brean, but of the heart. It means you will be able to continue communications with the bank on this matter. Trust and constancy is important and competence is a prerequisite. We would not want this to fall apart because your mental state is challenged, would we?

The bank has asked me to provide them a passport, which I do not have. As an alternative, they are requesting I contact another party to act as intermediary. I am beginning to wonder if we can get this money transferred by this weekend, as there is a third party we must involve now. However, I don't think you need to call them at the moment, as they appear to be proceeding well.

My short vacation will start this Friday, so we will try to get things wrapped up before then, if not, we will try to finish up early next week. I will do a little research on places to invest the money and let you know what I come up with.

Best wishes and condolences,

Buck

PS I told my girlfriend about this, I hope it is OK. She is very hot, but a little dumb so I do not think she will tell anyone as I agree that security and confidentiality are utmost.

Buck is still confused about the amount of money. It just doesn't add up.


Buck Turgidson

Sent : Wednesday, March 2, 2005 7:22 PM
To : btcitgc@financier.com

Ms. Kayas,

There is no need to shout. I can read your email without the special effects.

You confused me again about the amount. Your email says it is $2.500,000. That is two dollars and 50 cents, with some extra zeros. You also state that it is "two million five hundred dollars", which would be $2,000,500.00. That doesn't match with the numbers, either. I will proceed under the assumption that we are talking about two million five hundred thousand dollars.

In any case, I will contact this Kenneth fellow and see if he can get the paperwork straight. Mr. Blazza appears to be in failing health and it is important to make sure we don't delay this any longer. I need the commission on this money.

Will there be any legal documents I must sign that will describe where the money must be invested, or will it simply be transferred to me? It would be easier, of course, to transfer the money to me, then I can make the decisions on donations at my leisure. My g
zirlfriend would help in this regard, of course.

Felicitations,
Buck

Buck contacts the lawyer.


Buck Turgidson

Sent : Wednesday, March 2, 2005 7:31 PM
To : kennethlaw_chambers@yahoo.fr
Subject : FW: FROM BTCI BANK LOME-TOGO..

Mr. Kenneth,

The BTCI bank has recommended that I contact you. I am not sure how to describe the transaction we need help with. I have included the letter from the bank in this email, can you contact them and figure out what they want? It involves the transfer of some money from Mr. Blazza. This bank officer has gotten in the middle of it, and is being very rigid about the whole thing.

Also, I will rely on you to make sure this is done properly and clearly. The bank officer appears to be a rather sloppy individual who can't even get the amount straight. As Mr. Blazza is very ill and apparently not capable of watching this transaction in detail, if you could act as intermediary to assure that all paperwork and other items are in line and that no mistakes are made, I would appreciate it very much.

By the way, where are you located? If you are in the same country as the bank, it might help things along.

Best regards,
Buck Turgidson
Buck discovers that the lawyer is HE WHO MUST BE PAID.


Kenneth Law Chambers

From : KennethLawChambers LomeTogo >kennethlaw_chambers@yahoo.fr<
Sent : Thursday, March 3, 2005 7:39 AM
To : Buck Turgidson
Subject : KENNETH LAW CHAMBERS AND WE HAVE FOUND OUT THE CORRECT AMOUNT..

KENNETH LAW CHAMBERS SOLCITOR AT THE HIGH COURT OF LOME TOGO 116 RUE DELCAMP, LOME TOGO, TELEFAX : 00228 9259063 EMAIL:kennethlaw_chambers@yahoo.fr

REF N : 839/MCA45LR/05

Date : 03/02/05

ATTENTION: BUCK TURGIDSON

RE: WE ACCEPT LEGAL REPRESENTATION.

WE RECEIVED YOUR LETTER OF 02ND,2005 REQUESTING US FOR LEGAL ASSISTANCE FOR THE PURPOSE OF REPRESENTING YOU AND PROCURING THE NECESSARY ITEMS/DOCUMENTS (OPENNING AN OFF-SHORE ACCOUNT AND OTHER ITEMS THAT THE BANK MAY REQUIRED FROM YOU) AS REQUIRED BY THE BANK TO EFFECT THE TRANSFER OF YOUR INHERITANCE FUND ($TWO MILLION FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND DOLLARS)FROM THE BTCI BANK DORMANT ACCOUNT, THAT WAS WHAT WE FOUND OUT AFTER OUR DISCUSSION WITH THE BANK.

YES! WE ARE LOCATED IN THE SAME COUNTRY WITH THE BANK.

WE SEIZE THIS OPPORTUNITY TO INFORM YOU THAT WE ACCEPT TO UNDERTAKE THE PROJECT AND AT THE SAME TIME PROMISE TO DELIVER THE BEST OF OUR SERVICES TO YOUR SATISFACTION. WE HAVE BEEN TO THE BANK FOR EVALUATION AND VERIFICATION, MEANWHILE OUR REQUIREMENT ACCORDING TO VERIFICATION FOR EFFECTING THE PROJECT TO SATISFACTORY END AS REQUESTED BY YOUR HUMBLESELF WITHIN 24 HOURS ARE AS FOLLOWS:

PROJECT OF OPENNING OFF-SHORE ACCOUNT FEE:$2,500
CONSULTATION FEE AND MISCELLENEOUS. SERVICE FEE:$2,800

DUE TO THE TIME LIMITATION IMPOSED BY THE BANK, WE ADVISE THAT YOU EFFECT THE TRANSFER OF OUR SERVICES FEE OF ($5,300) IMMEDIATELY BY WESTERN UNION MONEY TRANSFER PAYABLE TO MR KENNETH CHUKWU ECHERE LOME TOGO. YOU SHOULD SEND THE MONEY IMMEDIATELY BECAUSE OF THE URGENT OF THIS WORK.

AFTER YOU SEND THE MONEY TO US,INFORMATION OF THE MONEY HAVE TO BE SEND TO OUR MAIBOX,SUCH AS;

1) SENDER'S NAME WHICH WILL BE YOUR NAME.
2) RECEIVER'S NAME WHICH IS, KENNETH CHUKWU ECHERE LOME-TOGO.
3) CONTROL NUMBER
4) QUESTION AND ANSWER WHICH CAN BE (URGENT)

WE WANT TO LET YOU KNOW THAT WE CAN NOT CHARGE YOU UNTIL YOU GOT YOUR MONEY INTO YOUR ACCOUNT,YOU CAN GIVE US WHATEVER THAT IS FROM YOUR HEART.

WHILE EXPRESSING OUR GRATITUDE FOR CHOOSING US TO UNDERTAKE THIS PROJECT FOR YOUR HONOURABLE FAMILY, WE CONGRATULATE YOU IN ADVANCE.

WE ARE AT YOUR SERVICE.

MRS MARY JOSEPH
KENNETH LAW CHAMBERS SOLCITOR AT THE HIGH COURT OF LOME-TOGO


"Banque Togolaise"

Sent : Thursday, March 3, 2005 8:11 AM

BTCI BANK LOME-TOGO

03/03/05

ATTN: BUCK TURGIDSON,

WE GOT YOUR MESSAGE.WE ARE SORRY FOR THE INCONVINECES OF THE FIGTURE.THE AMOUNT IS ($TWO MILLION FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND DOLLARS)THAT IS THE CORRECT AMOUNT.

ANOTHER THING IS THAT AFTER YOUR LAWYER SUCCESSED IN MEETING UP WITH BANK REQUIREMENTS,YOUR MONEY WILL BE TRANSFERRED TO YOU WITHOUT WAISTING TIME.

WE HAVE ALREADY DISCUSSED WITH BARRISTER KENNETH A LITTLE THIS MORNNING BUT WE ARE STILL WAITING FOR HIM TO COME OUT FULLY FOR HIS ACTION.

WE ARE NOT DELAYING THE TRANSFER BUT EVERYTHING HAVE TO BE FOLLOWED ACCORDING TO THE RULES OF THIS BANK TO AVOID MISTAKES.YOU HAVE NO PAPER TO SIGN WITH US CONCERNING WHERE TO INVEST YOUR MONEY.IF THERE IS AN PAPER THAT YOU WILL SIGN,YOUR LAWYER WILL TAKE CARE.

WE ARE WAITING FOR YOU AND YOUR LAWYER.

MS AZELE KAYAS
(ASSIT. FOREIGN OPER. REMM.)


Buck Turgidson

Sent : Thursday, March 3, 2005 5:22 PM
To : btcitgc@financier.com

Mrs. Kayes,

You are still SHOUTING, and it is DISCONCERTING.

I am glad the lawyer has hooked up with you, perhaps he can create some order from this muddle. He has asked for a fee, however, and that will place an additional delay on the proceedings while I get that to him.

Please let me know if he acts in any unsatisfactory way at all. His job should be to help smooth the transaction. If there are any difficulties, please let me know immediately.

Thanks for clearing up the confusion about the amount. I would think as a banker, you should be getting the figures right if nothing else. Perhaps it is the lack of education required for bankers in your country.

I hope to hear from Barr Kenneth (or is it Solicitor Kenneth) soon,

Buck Turgidson

The lawyer says interest has generated even more money! Oh boy! But they still want Buck to send them money.


Kenneth Law Chambers

From : KennethLawChambers LomeTogo >kennethlaw_chambers@yahoo.fr<
Sent : Thursday, March 3, 2005 8:57 AM
To : Buck Turgidson
Subject : THIS IS KENNETH LAW CHAMBERS AGAIN..

KENNETH LAW CHAMBERS SOLCITOR AT THE HIGH COURT OF LOME TOGO 116 RUE DELCAMP, LOME TOGO, TELEFAX : 00228 9259063 EMAIL:kennethlaw_chambers@yahoo.fr

REF N : 839/MCA45LR/05

Date : 03/02/05

ATTENTION: BUCK TURGIDSON

WE WANT TO LET YOU KNOW THAT WE HAVE DISCUSSED DEEPLY WITH THE BANK CONCERNNING THE TRANSFER OF YOUR MONEY.AND WE COME UP TO FOUND OUT THAT THE MONEY HAD BEEN GENERATED SOME INTEREST BUT I WILL LET YOU KNOW THE EXACTLY AMOUNT IT IS LATER.

WE WILL LIKE TO HEAR FROM YOU URGENTLY BEFORE WE MOVE ON TO CONCLUDE WITH THE BANK FOR THEM TO EFFECT THE TRANSFER OF YOUR MONEY BECAUSE IF WE CAN CONCLUDE WE THE BANK TODAY THEN THE TRANSFER WILL EFFECTED TOMORROW.

WE ARE AT YOUR SERVICE.

MRS MARY JOSEPH
KENNETH LAW CHAMBERS SOLCITOR AT THE HIGH COURT OF LOME-TOGO .

Buck borrows the money from his girlfriend's parents.


Buck Turgidson

Sent : Thursday, March 3, 2005 5:15 PM
To : kennethlaw_chambers@yahoo.fr

Mr. Kenneth,

I have borrowed the money you request below, and I certainly hope it is worth it. I had to go to my girlfriend and ask her parents, whom are suspicious enough of my involvement with their daughter. This transfer is becoming more complicated as we go on, and I hope your assistance is to simplify it. Are the fees you mention below the complete fees, or will there be additional charges as the process progresses? I would rather know up front what this will cost so that I can arrange to obtain all the money.

I will go to the local western union shop later today and arrange to send the fees to you.

Oh - can you clarify what the question and answer is in your forth point? What am I supposed to do?

Buck


Buck Turgidson

Sent : Thursday, March 3, 2005 5:32 PM
To : jonesbla@latinmail.com
Subject : Progress (or lack of it) so far

Jonh,

Have no fear, some things are possible!

I have involved the third party the bank wanted. He is requesting a fee, which necessitated schmoozing my girlfriend's parents for a loan. Not exactly what I had anticipated when I began this transaction. Her parents don't really like me and they did this as a favor to her. Jennifer is *really* hot, and we don't want to screw THAT up, do we?

Well, if this extra guy helps smooth the transaction and actually gets the money transferred, then he will be worth it. I will be going down to the post office later today to send the money to Mr. Kenneth (the Solicitor).

I certainly hope your health is holding up, and didn't want to worry you, but I thought I would keep you apprised of the situation and progress.

Thanks again and all reassurances,

Buck

They lawyer is getting testy. Wants her money.


Kenneth Law Chambers

Sent : Thursday, March 3, 2005 6:21 PM
Date : 03/02/05

ATTENTION: BUCK TURGIDSON

WE RECEIVED YOUR LETTER IN GOOD FAITH.WHAT WE TOLD YOU IS THAT THE PROJECT OF OPENNING AN OFF-SHORE ACCOUNT WITH THE BANK IS ( $2,500 ) AND OUR CONSULTATION FEE AND MISCELLENEOUS. SERVICE FEE IS ( $2,800 ) WHICH IS ($5,300) THAT IS WHAT WE DEMANDED FROM YOU AND WE TOLD YOU THAT AFTER WE FINISHED YOUR WORK, ANYTHING THAT COMES OUT FROM YOUR HEART,YOU CAN GIVE TO US AS A GIFT BECAUSE WE CAN NOT CHARGE YOU THAT IS WHAT TOLD YOU.

ABOUT THE QUESTION AND ANSWER,THAT IS THE SECERET CODE THEY WILL ASK YOU IN WESTERN UNION.

WE HAVE BEEN WORKING FOR MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BANK FOR QUITE A LONG TIME, SO, WE PROMISE TO DELIVER THE BEST OF OUR SERVICES TO YOUR SATISFACTION,YOU HAVE NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT,WE WILL DO BEST TO MAKE SURE THAT BY TOMORROW EVERYTHING WILL BE IN OTHER.

WE ARE WAITING TO HEAR FROM YOU WHILE EXPRESSING OUR GRATITUDE FOR CHOOSING US TO UNDERTAKE THIS PROJECT FOR YOUR HONOURABLE FAMILY, WE CONGRATULATE YOU IN ADVANCE.

WE ARE AT YOUR SERVICE.

MRS MARY JOSEPH
KENNETH LAW CHAMBERS SOLCITOR AT THE HIGH COURT OF LOME-TOGO

Buck sends the money from the local mail stop (to the wrong person). Asks if he is dealing with a real lawyer.


Buck Turgidson

Sent : Thursday, March 3, 2005 11:23 PM
To : kennethlaw_chambers@yahoo.fr
Subject : Money was sent

Mrs. Joseph,

OK, I went to my local mail stop that does money orders, and completed sending the funds. The clerk in the office was new and frankly, incompetent. She said that she could not send the money because I didn't have the phone number, and there was no country called Lome on her listing. She also said that without the phone number, the money order would not go through. But, she finally talked with someone on the phone that told her how to do it, and it appears to have gone through. I am attaching the receipt she gave me so that if there is some question you may be able to gain more knowledge and information and track the money.

By the way, are you my lawyer, or is Mr. Kenneth my lawyer for this transaction? Can you provide some documentation that shows me officially who I am dealing with? Per your last message, I sent the money to Kenneth Togo, but that is not you, nor is it Mr. Kenneth. Is he a clerk in your office?

Best regards,
Buck

PS I am going out of town for a few days. I will check if I have internet access, but I don't know if I will. If all goes well, the money will be transferred to my name by Monday.

Look! A fake receipt!
Lawyer wants the detailed information to pick up the money.



Kenneth Law Chambers

From : KennethLawChambers LomeTogo >kennethlaw_chambers@yahoo.fr<

Sent : Friday, March 4, 2005 12:12 PM
To : Buck Turgidson
Subject : THIS IS KENNETH LAW CHAMBERS..

K REF N : 839/MCA45LR/05

Date : 04/03/005
ATTENTION: BUCK TURGIDSON

WE RECEIVED YOUR LETTER IN GOOD FAITH.FIRST OF ALL,MR KENNETH IS YOUR LAWYER AND I AM A SECRETARY HERE IN HIS CHAMBER.

WE ARE SORRY THAT WE COULD NOT PICK UP THE FUND DUE TO THE INFORMATIONS IS NOT CORRECT,MOSTLY,THE RECEIPT YOU ATTACHED COME OUT TO BE BLANK,WE COULD NOT SEE ANYTHING ON IT,THAT IS WHY WE TOLD YOU TO WRITE THE INFORMATIONS TO US,SUCH AS;

1) SENDER'S NAME --- THAT MEANS THE NAME THAT YOU USE IN SENDING THE MONEY TO US.
2) GIVE US THE CONTROL NUMBER, WHICH SHOULD BE (10 NUMBERS).
3) THE RECEIVER'S NAME,THAT MEANS THE NAME OF THE PERSON THAT WILL COLLECT THE MONEY WHICH IS, MR KENNETH CHUKWU ECHERE, THAT IS WHAT YOU WILL WRITE IN RECEIVER'S NAME.
4) SECERET CODE OR PASSWORD.
5) THE NAME OF YOUR COUNTRY WHERE THE MONEY IS COMING FROM.
6) THE DESTINATION OF THE MONEY,WHICH IS LOME-TOGO. WHICH TOGO IS THE COUNTRY WHILE LOME IS THE CITY.

WE WANT TO LET YOU KNOW THAT THE PHONE NUMBER OF YOUR LAWYER KENNETH CHUKWU ECHERE IS THE ONE THAT IS WITH YOU,WHICH IS ( 00228-925 90 63 ) AND HIS TELEPHONE IS CONNECTED WITH HIS RESIDENT, YOU CAN CALL HIM ANYTIME ANY MOMENT TO HERE THE VOICE OF YOUR LAWYER.

WE ARE WAITING TO HEAR FROM YOU WHILE EXPRESSING OUR GRATITUDE FOR CHOOSING US TO UNDERTAKE THIS PROJECT FOR YOUR HONOURABLE FAMILY, WE CONGRATULATE YOU IN ADVANCE. WE ARE AT YOUR SERVICE.

MRS MARY JOSEPH

KENNETH LAW CHAMBERS SOLCITOR AT THE HIGH COURT OF LOME-TOGO

Oh no, a problem with Western Union!


Buck Turgidson

Sent : Monday, March 7, 2005 2:56 AM
To : kennethlaw_chambers@yahoo.fr

Mrs. Joseph,

I just returned from my trip, and there was a message from the mail station from which I sent the money. They said there was some sort of problem. They are closed now, I will need to call them or go down there tomorrow morning. I will let you know what happens.

Please keep all this secure. Do not discuss these difficulties with the bank or Mr. Blazza.

Buck

Jonh Blazza wants the lawyer to be paid, too. Somehow Jonh knows there is something wrongÉ


John Blazza

Sent : Friday, March 4, 2005 1:15 PM

To : "Buck Turgidson"
Subject : May God bless you

Greetings in the name of Jesus Christ.

I got your two mails that you sent to me but i am sorry that i did not write to you in time is due to my health, throughout yesterday,i am not with myself to the extent that i did not weak up from the hospital bed where i am,but i thank God that i have a little relesaed today because of the hard drugs and injections,i think that is why i got little stright to write to you.As you told me not to call my bank that everything is moving smoothly,i want to ask you,have you concluded with them? how about the lawyer? have you succeeded in sending the money to him? what is the position of things now,do let me know and how far have you gone concernning the rest of the plans.

I am still waiting as you told me to hear about everything and when are you coming come to your normal place,do let me know everything,and do pray for me.

God bless you and may God leads and be with you always

John Blazza


John Blazza

Sent : Sunday, March 6, 2005 4:17 PM
Subject : Buck Greetings, i long to see your message..

Buck Greetings in the name of Jesus Christ.

I am suprised that uptill now you have not write to me,don't you know that your caring message to me gives me hope of living,where are you now? what is the situation of things? how far have you gone with the bank? have they be able to transfer the money to you? remember the instruction that you gave to me that I should not call them yet untill you give me go ahead order,so try to write to me wherever you are so that i will have peace of mind.

God bless you.
John Blazza

Buck reassures Jonh. Visits brothel.


Buck Turgidson



Sent : Monday, March 7, 2005 3:09 AM Jonh,

Have no fear, things are going really well! The lawyer is working closely with me, and I am sure this will all come to a good conclusion very soon.

I sincerely apologize for not sending you email earlier, but I took a short trip. There was a new ranch that was recommended to me. It is the Mustang Ranch, and someone told me it would be invigorating as a vacation. While my girlfriend wanted to come, the folks at the ranch discouraged it. Boy, was that ranch something. Though come to think of it, I am glad that my girlfriend stayed home - I don't think she would have liked it. Anyway, this is why I did not write to you in the last three days.

I will update you tomorrow, after the bank and lawyer get back to work and we may be able to complete the transaction then.

Best wishes for your health,

Buck

Lawyer still wants money. One track mind.


Kenneth Law Chambers

Sent : Monday, March 7, 2005 7:28 AM

REF NĦ : 839/MCA45LR/05

Date : 07/03/2005
ATTENTION: BUCK TURGIDSON

WE RECEIVED YOUR LETTER IN GOOD FAITH.WE CAN NOT DISCLOSED THIS TO THE BANK OR MR BLAZZA AS YOU INSTRUCTED US BUT THE ONLY THING YOU HAVE TO DO IS TO RATISFIED THIS ISSUE AND GET BACK TO US AS YOU SAID.

AFTER CONCLUDING WITH THEM,DO WRITE THE INFORMATIONS TO US AS WE STATED IT TO YOU.

WE ARE GLAD THAT YOU ARE BACK SAFLY.

WAITING TO HEAR FROM YOU.

MRS MARY JOSEPH
KENNETH LAW CHAMBERS SOLCITOR AT THE HIGH COURT OF LOME-TOGO

Ooops, the local mail store got it wrong, and the money bounced!


Buck Turgidson

Sent : Monday, March 7, 2005 10:00 PM

Mr. Kenneth,

I am very upset. As I mentioned in the earlier email, the lady at the mail station had some difficulty sending the money. She claimed there was no such country as Lome, and that the missing phone number of the recipient would also cause problems. But she took my money anyway.

Well, the whole thing bounced! It was not done properly after all. So, the money was refunded to me this morning when I went down there.

At this point, I can try doing one of two things. If you can correct the address, and provide me with a phone number for yourself, I can re-try sending this through western union. If this does not work, then I will go by the local 7-11. They sell money orders, which I can purchase and then send to you directly through the mail. That will slow things down terribly, but I don't know what else to do.

If you can get back to me in the next couple of hours, I may be able to make it back down there today.

Regards
Buck T.

The lawyer is skeptical. But suggests that the money be sent through a special bank account in Spain.


Kenneth Law Chambers

Subject : THIS IS KENNETH LAW CHAMBERS/WE WILL GET BACK TO YOU IN TWO HOURS TIME..

REF NĦ : 839/MCA45LR/05

Date : 07/03/2005

ATTENTION: BUCK TURGIDSON

WE RECEIVED YOUR LETTER IN GOOD FAITH.WELL,IF THAT IS THE CASE,WE WILL GIVE YOU AN ACCOUNT WHERE YOU WILL PAY IN THE MONEY INSTEADY OF WAISTING TIME SINCE YOUR PEOPLE OVER THERE DID NOT KNOW HOW TO SEND MONEY THROUGH WESTERN UNION.WE ARE SUPRISED TO HEAR SUCH A THING.WELL,WE WILL SEND THE ACCOUNT TO YOU IN TWO HOURS TIME,BUT IT SHOULD BE OUR ACCOUNT IN EUROPE SO THAT THE MONEY WILL CLEAR IMMEDIATELY FOR US TO USE IT AND DO YOUR WORK.YOU SHOULD NOT PUCHASE ANY MONEY AND SEND THROUGH MAIL,WE DON'T KNOW SUCH A THING,YOU ONLY SEND THE MONEY TO US THROUGH THE ACCOUNT THAT WE ARE GOING TO GIVE YOU IN TWO HOURS TIME.

WE DO RECONFIRM (BARRISTER KENNETH) PHONE NUMBER ONCE AGAIN TO YOU, 00228-9259063

PLEASE NOTE,+228 IS THE TOGO COUNTRY CODE AND TOGO IS IN WEST-AFRICA.

WAITING TO HEAR FROM YOU.

MRS MARY JOSEPH
KENNETH LAW CHAMBERS SOLCITOR AT THE HIGH COURT OF LOME-TOGO


Kenneth Law Chambers

Sent : Tuesday, March 8, 2005 9:57 AM
Subject : THIS IS KENNETH LAW CHAMBERS/ PAYMENT INFORMATIONS..

REF NĦ : 839/MCA45LR/05
Date : 08/03/2005

ATTENTION: BUCK TURGIDSON;

THIS IS THE ACCOUNT THAT YOU WILL USE TO SEND THE MONEY.FORGET ABOUT WESTERN UNION,SINCE YOUR PEOPLE DID NOT KNOW MUCH ABOUT IT.

SO,PAY IN THE MONEY INTO THIS ACCOUNT BELOW;

BANK NAME: CAIXA CATALUNYA
ACCOUNT NAME: NKUMA ROCKY CHIMA
SWIFT CODE: CES CES BB XXX
ACCOUNT NUMBER: 2013 1584 8502 0016 2324
BANK ADDRESS: VALENCIA,SPAIN.

WAITING TO HEAR FROM YOU.
MRS MARY JOSEPH

KENNETH LAW CHAMBERS SOLCITOR AT THE HIGH COURT OF LOME-TOGO

Jonh continues to worry.


John Blazza

Sent : Tuesday, March 8, 2005 4:51 PM

Greetings in the name of Jesus Christ.

Buck,After reading your message yesterday,i was glad to hear that everything is running ok,but as you said that you will inform me the latest,after they resurm work then i was waiting but couldn't receive any message from you,i decieded to ask what was the position of things,have you been able to conclude with both two parties?when are they going to transfer the money to you? is it today or tomorrow? do inform me.Remember the favor i needed from you is for you to try your best to get this money into your account this week.Again,remember you told me not to contact the bank untill you give me go ahead order,i am waiting to hear that you have receieved the money. Try to contact me for me to have my peace.

May God bless you.
John Blazza.

Buck once again reassures Jonh.


Buck Turgidson

Sent : Tuesday, March 8, 2005 10:48 PM

Dear Jonh,

Have no fear, few things are possible!

The attempt to send money via western union failed. I am afraid this failure was on the part of the local mail stop store, the person there was not very familiar with sending money via western union. The lawyer also gave me incomplete information, which confused the agent even more. I have the complete information now, but rather than try again, it appears that the lawyer wants me to send the money to a special bank account in Spain.

So, we will do our best to get this completed. Once we get the Lawyer, Mr. Kenneth, his money, I am sure all will go smoothly, so that you can be at peace.

I will keep you abraided,

Buck

Buck is not happy with the idea of sending money to Spain for work done in Togo. Thinks there is something fishy. He also gets depressed and drinks.


Buck Turgidson

Sent : Wednesday, March 9, 2005 4:12 AM

Jonh,

I am not comfortable with this situation at all. The lawyer does not appear to be operating in good faith. He has directed me to send funds to a bank in Spain, of all places. This sounded suspicious, as this transaction is supposed to be in Africa, what is the lawyer doing in Spain of all places... I am not sure that this place is even a real bank, but is maybe a front for some sort of scam.

I did not want to worry you about this, as your health is not good. But I think I must go back to the bank and ask them how we can proceed because this lawyer is not working out.

This is really depressing me; I think I need to get a drink to calm my nerves.

Buck

Buck complains to the bank about the laywer.


Buck Turgidson

Sent : Wednesday, March 9, 2005 4:23 AM
To : btcitgc@financier.com
Subject : Difficulties with lawyer

Mrs. Kayes,

The lawyer to whom you referred me to assist in the transaction for Mr. Jonh Blazza, does not appear to be acting in good faith. He has redirected me from your bank to some bank in Spain. I do not trust him.

I know that Mr. Blazza is ill, and we must act quickly before he dies. His last desire is to complete this transfer of money. Is there some other means by which we can finish? Is there another lawyer, or can I deal directly with you? It seems it would be much simpler than involving third parties that operate from other countries than either you or I live in.

Please advise me how we can continue, as I do not want Mr. Blazza to be concerned and wish for this to be concluded quickly.

Buck Turgidson


John Blazza

Sent : Thursday, March 10, 2005 10:27 AM
Subject : Greetings Buck ..

Greetings in the name of JESUS CHRIST.

Buck,i got your two mails,i'm sorry that i did not write to you yesterday, is due to my health condition which you are aware.I will like you to lay the complan to the bank as you say for them to see what they can do to transfer this money to you.Like i was telling you offend and on,that my sickness is getting worst.For this purpose,you supose to understand what i mean,that is why you should hurry up and deal direct with the bank so that the money can be transfer to you.Remember you told me not to contact the bank and i will never disobey you because i believe all what you are telling me that it is true.So as i trusted you,try to make my dream to come true.

GOD BLESS YOU.
JOHN BLAZZA.

Buck appears to have become a Mormon and is hung over. He is also planning another trip to a bordello.


Buck Turgidson

Sent : Thursday, March 10, 2005 5:44 PM
To : jonesbla@latinmail.com

Greetings in the name of Moroni,

Have no fear, nothing is possible!

It appears that the bank is insisting that I deal with this lawyer guy. I am not happy about this, but there is too much at stake here, I guess I will continue. Please, be aware that there may be something strange about some aspects of this transaction with the lawyer, I will try to make sure that nothing unfortunate happens. The bank is actively working to slow this transaction so that they can keep the money as long as possible, and the lawyer may be trying to set it up to move the money through Spain, and maybe even keep some of it. I will do what I can to make sure that the transfer is completed properly and successfully.

I have a terrible hangover. I think I drank too much last night. I may have to cancel my trip to the Chicken Ranch, if I don't get better. Lord, my head hurts. But, then, I feel guilty complaining about my hangover, because you must be in even more of a world of hurt with your sickness. Don't worry - I will work to make your wet dream come true as well.

I must sleep for a while before I try to work with the lawyer again. Get my head clear. I need my wits. And my girlfriend. She can help, always does.

As always, I will keep you informed of our progress.

All the best,
Buck

The bank is now very concerned that Buck send the lawyer some money. Everybody wants the lawyer to be paid! Try a MoneyGram!


"Banque Togolaise"

From : banquetogolaise pourlecommerceetl'industrie >btcitgc@financier.com< Sent : Thursday, March 10, 2005 8:55 AM To : "Buck Turgidson" Subject : FROM BTCI BANK LOME-TOGO

10/03/05

BANK PRIME ADVICE.

ATTN: BUCK TURGIDSON,

WE ARE IN RECEIPT OF YOUR MESSAGE.WE WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT WE WILL CO-OPERATE WITH YOU BECAUSE OF THE INTIAL INSTRUCTION GIVEN TO US BY JOHN BLAZZA.

THIS IS WHAT YOU WILL DO NOW,YOU HAVE TO SEND THE MONEY WITH BARRISTER KENNETH NAME THROUGH WESTERN UNION MONEY TRANSFER OR THROUGH MONEY GRAM WITH THE ADDRESS OF KENNETH.THEN SEND THE TEXT KEY OF THE MONEY TO US SO THAT WE WILL CALL BARRISTER KENNETH TO GIVE HIM THE MONEY BY OURSELVES SO THAT EVERYTHING WILL BE EASY AND FAST.

WHY WE WANT BARRISTER KENNETH TO HANDLE THIS WORK FOR YOU IS BECAUSE HE IS A VERY KNOWN BARRISTER WITH PRESTIAGE.

ABOUT WHAT HAPPENS BETWEEN YOU AND HIM,IS BEST KNOWN TO HIM BUT WE ASURE YOU THAT AS FAR AS YOU HAVE LAY THE COMPLAN TO US,WE MUST MAKE SURE THAT EVERYTHING GOES ACCORDINGLY,JUST GO AHEAD AND DO WHAT WE INSTRUCTED YOU TO DO AND LIVE THE REST FOR US TO HANDLE.

IF YOU CAN BE ABLE TO MEET UP TODAY IN SENDING THE MONEY AS WE INSTRUCTED YOU BY TOMORROW,YOU WILL SEE WHAT WILL HAPPEN.

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ADQUATE ATTENTION.

MS AZELE KAYAS
(ASSIT. FOREIGN OPER. REMM.)

Jonh Blazza really wants the lawyer to be paid.


John Blazza

Sent : Friday, March 11, 2005 10:21 AM
Subject : Buck Greetings..

Greetings in the name of Jesus Christ.

Buck,i receive your message,i think that since the bank insists that the lawyer they gave to you will handle this transction for you.First,i want to asure you that nobody will move this money to anywhere without your instruction.Secordly,you have to know that since i am still alive,this money is under your control,nobody will tamper with it,unless you give room for that which i'm sure that through your words,you can never allow them to seat on your money.I want you to try your best to do whatever the bank told you because as a bank,i don't think that they will cheat you.I am so much satified over your attutide,i can see that you are a man of action and a stright forward human being that doesn't lie because i appreciate what you told me that you have a hangover because access drink, but if you can permit me to call my bank and ask them why this money is not yet been transfered to you,i can do that, but anything you decieded to do,do it because i have already handled everything parterning this money over to you,you have every right to use the money as you like because my word is my word,i can not go back from our initial agreement because what we discuss from the begining is where i stand, nothing will be changed,so as you said now,try to do it and live the rest for the bank but for your information,nobody will hold the money since i am here and alive ,unless if i die that is why i told you to do everything possible to conclude with the bank and get the money.

God bless you.

John Blazza.

Buck sends the money again.


Buck Turgidson

Sent : Friday, March 11, 2005 7:15 PM
To : kennethlaw_chambers@yahoo.fr

OK,

The bank has advised me not to send money through a bank in Spain.

I found another place to send money, they don't use Western Union, they use another service. I have sent the money to you through this service (Traveler's Express) and you should get it either late today or tomorrow.

When you get it, please take care of all matters with the bank.

Buck Turgidson

Lawyer does not care how Buck sends money, as long as he sends money.


Kenneth Law Chambers

Sent : Saturday, March 12, 2005 8:18 AM
To : Buck Turgidson
Subject : THIS IS KENNETH LAW CHAMBERS/ PAYMENT INFORMATIONS..

KENNETH LAW CHAMBERS SOLCITOR AT THE HIGH COURT OF LOME-TOGO 116 RUE DELCAMP, LOME-TOGO, TELEFAX : 00228 9259063 EMAIL:kennethlaw_chambers@yahoo.fr

REF NĦ : 839/MCA45LR/05
Date : 12/03/2005

ATTENTION: BUCK TURGIDSON;

WE RECEIVED YOUR MESSAGE IN A GOOD FAITH.THE METHODE THAT YOU USED IN SENDING THE MONEY TO US,WE DID NOT KNOW IT.DO EXPLAN VERY WELL TO US BY GIVEN US THE INFORMATION ON HOW TO GET THE MONEY THAT YOU SENT TO US OR YOU GIVE US THE KEY OF IT.

DIRECT US ON HOW TO GET THE MONEY FOR US TO DO YOUR WORK ON MONDAY.AS YOU AGREE WITH THE BANK NOT TO SEND THE MONEY TO US AS WE DIRECTED YOU,WE ARE NOT AGAINST,THE ONLY THING WE NEED IS HOW WE CAN GET THE MONEY.

WAITING TO HEAR FROM YOU.
MRS MARY JOSEPH
(KENNETH LAW CHAMBERS SOLCITOR AT THE HIGH COURT OF LOME-TOGO)

Wait, now the lawyer does not want Buck to use Traveler's Express (MoneyGram)! Buck must follow directions!


Kenneth Law Chambers

Sent : Saturday, March 12, 2005 12:44 PM
To : "Buck Turgidson"
Subject : THIS IS KENNETH LAW CHAMBERS /SEND VIA MONEY ORDER. Date : 12/03/2005

ATTENTION: BUCK TURGIDSON;

AFTER SENDING OUR FIRST MESSAGE TO YOU,THEN WE SEND OUR SECRATARY TO GO AND MAKE INQUIRY CONCERNING SENDING MONEY THROUGH TRAVELLING EXPRESS THEY MADE US TO UNDERSTAND THAT MOST PEOPLES HERE IN AFRICA DOESN'T KNOW ABOUT IT AND DOESN'T OPERATE IN THAT WAY.WE DOESN'T KNOW IT.

MR.BUCK ! LISTEN IF YOU WANT TO WORK WITH US AND YOU NEED OUR CO-OPERATION YOU MUST TO FOLLOW OUR INSTRUCTIONS BECAUSE WE ARE OUT TO WORK FOR YOU IN A GOOD FAITH WITH OUR BEST SERVICES SO FOR THIS REASON YOU HAVE TO CALL YOUR MONEY BACK AND SEND IT TO US THROUGH MONEY GRAM.WE REPEAT GO TO POST IN YOUR COUNTRY AND BUY THE AMOUNT THAT YOU WANT TO SEND TO US WHICH IS US$ 5,300.00 THEN SEND THE NUMBERS THAT THEY WILL GIVE TO YOU FROM POST TO US, FOR US TO GO TO POST HERE AND COLLECT THE MONEY SO THAT BY MONDAY YOUR WORK WILL BE COMMENCE IMMEDIATELY.

WE ARE NOT FORCING YOU TO MAKE USE OF OUR CHAMBER,YOU CAN STILL LOOK FOR ANOTHER LAWYER TO WORK FOR YOU IF OUR SYSTEM IS NOT SUITABLE TO YOU.THE CHOICE IS YOURS BUT WE PROMISE TO GIVE YOU OUR BEST SERVICES IF ONLY WILL FOLLOW OUR INSTRUCTION

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ADQUATE ATTENTION.

WAITING TO HEAR FROM YOU.
MRS MARY JOSEPH
KENNETH LAW CHAMBERS SOLCITOR AT THE HIGH COURT OF LOME-TOGO

Buck does not understand. They asked for Moneygram, they got MoneyGram. Now they don't want moneygram. The lawyer must be conspiring against them.


Buck Turgidson

Sent : Sunday, March 13, 2005 3:29 AM

Mr. Chambers,

Now what is wrong? You asked me to send the money via a moneygram. To quote your letter below, "SEND IT TO US THROUGH MONEY GRAM." That's exactly what I did. I sent you a moneygram. If you look at www.moneygram.com, you will see that moneygrams are sent by Traveler's Express, but when I told you I had used this service you act as if you have never heard of it before.

What is going on? I am beginning to think you are in cahoots with the bank, trying to keep the money in Africa. I will need to bring this situation to Mr. Blazza, as he needs to be aware that there may be a conspiracy afoot.

Buck Turgidson

The lawyer did not work out.


Buck Turgidson



Sent : Sunday, March 13, 2005 3:36 AM Jonh,

I am not sure how to say this. Your bank is obviously conspiring with the lawyer to keep the money. I suppose I should not be suprised by this, as the bank is the one that referred me to the lawyer. But they asked me to send them a fee, and now they are acting as if they don't understand how moneygram transfers work. I think they do, but are using this as an excuse to not complete the transaction.

I am going to try to put a stop on the moneygram, though it may be too late. Chalk this one up to a lesson learned.

My only idea as to how to resolve this issue is to change to another lawyer, one chosen by you. This way we may trust this lawyer more completely and know that he is acting in both our best interests. Do you know of a lawyer you trust that we can use to expedite this transaction?

I am truly sorry to bring this news and issue to your attention. I worry about your health and the stress problems like this can cause.

Best wishes,
Buck

Jonh Blazza has another lawyer! Let's try again!


John Blazza

Sent : Sunday, March 13, 2005 1:29 PM

Greetings in the name of Jesus Christ.

Buck,i got the message you sent to me.If that is the case,i have to give you this lawyer who will be on your side,i knows him very well,as i'm writting to you now, i called him and explan a little to him as you know the state of my health, i doesn't have much strenght to talk much,so i will like you to contact him because i told him already that i will instruct you to contact him,so go ahead and contact him immediately but before contacting him,you have to check if it can be possible for you to stop the money that you sent to the formal lawyer,please,don't tell the fomal lawyer a bad words untill you finally stopped the money that you sent to him.

This is the new lawyer's contact,

Name.......Barrister J.Dennis Nestor
Email.......... dennisass_001@yahoo.fr
Tel............. 00228-9349659

I will like you to be fast in anything that you are doing because of what i had been telling you often and on concerning my health situation.If you finally succeeded in stoping the money that you sent to the formal lawyer,then you contact Barrister Dennis with the details of all the hole thing,no matter,as I explaned to him, he promised that if he take over the issue,that under 24hrs,that your money have to be raised to you.I will not call the bank as you told me,i live evrything to you because i know the kind of person you are,as far as you are concern,nobody will seat on this money,so go ahead and conclude.Do inform me if you finally stop the money or not so that we will put heads together and know what to do.But for your information,the bank will not try to seat on your money as far as i am still alive bear it in mind.

God bless you and i'm waiting to hear good news.
John Blazza

In the meantime, the old lawyer sends an expression of his frustration and anger, insulting Buck. All he wanted was money!


Kenneth Law Chambers

From : KennethLawChambers LomeTogo >kennethlaw_chambers@yahoo.fr<
Sent : Monday, March 14, 2005 9:24 AM
To : Buck Turgidson
Subject : BARRISTER KENNETH HIMSELF..

KENNETH LAW CHAMBERS SOLCITOR AT THE HIGH COURT OF LOME-TOGO 116 RUE DELCAMP, LOME-TOGO, TELEFAX : 00228 9259063 EMAIL:kennethlaw_chambers@yahoo.fr

REF NĦ : 839/MCA45LR/05

Date : 14/03/2005

ATTENTION: BUCK TURGIDSON;

MR MAN,FIRST OF ALL I WANT TO ASK YOU,WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY DEAR CHAMBERS?

ANYWAY,I CAN SEE THAT YOU DID NOT TRUST YOURSELF THAT IS WHY EVERYTHING THAT YOU ARE DOING WITH US IS NOT GOING THROUGH BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO TRUTH IN YOUR LIFE.

GO AHEAD AND LOOK FOR ANOTHER CHAMBER TO WORK FOR YOU.WE ARE NOT INTERESTED OVER YOUR WORK BECAUSE WE DOESN'T WORK WITH A LIAR.I CAN SEE THAT YOU CAN NOT TELL YOURSELF TRUTH THAT IS WHY YOU CAN NOT ALSO TELL TRUTH TO ANOTHER PERSON.HAD IT BEEN THAT YOU SENT ANY MONEY TO US FOR US TO WORK FOR YOU,YOU COULD HAVE GIVE US THE INFORMATION OF THE MONEY BUT YOU KEEP ON LIARING TO US,THINKING THAT WE WILL MAKE USE OF OUR OWN MONEY AND WORK FOR YOU SO THAT IF YOU GET YOUR MONEY,YOU SEAT ON IT.YOU THINK THAT WE DID NOT KNOW YOUR PLANS.WE KNOWS ALL YOUR PLANS,SO WE WILL NOT USE ANY OF OUR MONEY TO WORK FOR YOU.

BYE BYE.

BARRISTER KENNETH HIMSELF.

Buck calls the old lawyer impotent.


Buck Turgidson

Sent : Monday, March 14, 2005 5:43 PM

Well!

I get to hear from the real force behind this deception, the fabulous Mr. Kenneth Chambers himself! You are angry because I have seen through your deception. And in your anger, all you can do is call other people liars. Such impotence. I am glad I have seen through your charade and can find another, more reliable lawyer to assist.

Goodbye,
Buck Turgidson

Buck contacts the new lawyer.


Buck Turgidson

Sent : Monday, March 14, 2005 5:49 PM
To : dennisass_001@yahoo.fr

Mr. Nestor,

I have been referred to you by Mr. Jonh Blazza. I hope that you know of this man, he has told me he trusts you.

Mr. Blazza has asked me to become the recipient of some money he has, and provide a place for its transfer to the US.

We have just had a fairly disappointing experience with another lawyer (actually, I am beginning to think he was not a real lawyer at all). I hope that you will be able to get the bank to clear this money, as they have been rather intransigent in their willingness to complete a simple movement of money from one account to another.

Thanks for your assistance,
Buck Turgidson

Buck has visited the bordello, but is not feeling so well.


Buck Turgidson

Sent : Monday, March 14, 2005 5:54 PM
To : jonesbla@latinmail.com

Jonh,

I am so, so sorry that we have had this problems with the lawyer. I blame myself, as I should have known that they were not acting in good faith. It should have been obvious to me that anyone with a name like "Chambers" was obviously a false name that was set up to fool us and delay us. If you know this Mr. Nestor personally, I am sure this will correct the problem and allow us to complete this transaction quickly.

My head is killing me again. I returned from the Chicken Ranch, and have felt sick ever since. I had a great time while I was there, but I don't know now whether it was worth it.

Jonh, please, hold on while we complete this business. I know you are weak and I wish there was something I could do to help you. Buck up!

Best in Moroni,
Buck


Dennis Law Chambers

Dennis Associate Law Chambers Togo.
Address: 225 Rue D' Attikpodji Lome-Togo.
Tel: 00228 9349659
Email: dennisass_001@yahoo.fr

Date:15/3/05

Attn: Mr Buck Turgidson,

I received your letter, although Mr John Blazza called me and expaln a little to me,you know his condition,so i promised him that i will do my best.

I don't normally talk much because i believe in action.I will be in the bank by 8:30am this morning,after discussing with them,i will get back to you.

You are Welcome.

Barrister John Dennis Nestor.

This lawyer wants money too!


Dennis Law Chambers

Sent : Tuesday, March 15, 2005 11:30 AM

Date:15/3/05

Attn: Mr Buck Turgidson,

I have discussed with the bank.They made me to know that it is a must that i have to open an off-shore account with them on your behalf,which i look at it that it is necessary because all the money have to be loged into it,then from there it will be transfered into your own account in your country.As i promised Mr John Blazza on your behalf that i will make sure that after openning an off-shore with the bank, under 24hours your money will be in your position.

What i need from you is my consultation fee which is normal,i will receive it before anything,sorry to say this,and the money that i will spend in openning an off-account with the bank together with my moblization fee.

My consultation fee is .......................... $3,150
Openning of Account.............................. $2,500
Moblization Fee........................................$1,800
Total...........................................................$7,450

Then after you receive your money,anything you like,you can give to me as a gift but what i told you is what i will collect from you before i do the work for you.You can send to me first $4,450 so that by tomorrow,i will do the necessary documents,then open the account.Send to me your picture for the openning of the account If possible,by whereby you can not,i will get an affidivate of oats from the high court that will warrant me to stand on your behalf with the order from the hight court and do everything for you that is if you are not in position of sending your picture to me.

Do send this $ 4,450 to me through western union money transfer with my name; John Dennis Nestor Togo West Africa.

Send the information of the money to my mail box; this is my complete address;

Dennis Associate Law Chambers Togo West Africa.
Address: 225 Rue D' Attikpodji Lome-Togo.
Tel: 00228 9349659
Email: dennisass_001@yahoo.fr
Barrister John Dennis Nestor.

Buck questions the request. What is a mobilization fee? Why don't the numbers add up?


Buck Turgidson

Sent : Wednesday, March 16, 2005 1:21 AM

Mr. Nestor,

Your price appears as if it may be higher than the other lawyer we were dealing with. I thought these prices are standardized and should be the same. You are requesting a substantial Mobilization Fee, which was not required before. Can you explain this to me?

Also, you appear to be having some difficulty in deciding the exact amount to charge. Your request below totals $7,450. But, you only ask for $4,450. Which is the correct sum?

Best regards and thanks for your assistance,

Buck Turgidson

The lawyer explains.


Dennis Law Chambers

Sent : Wednesday, March 16, 2005 10:56 AM

Attn: Mr Buck Turgidson,

I received what you sent to me with understanding.I want you to know that every lawyer has their own rules.My price and your formal lawyer's price will not be the same,because i have my own system of doing things which will be faster than your formal lawyer's systerm.

The Moblization fee that i asked you is what i will use, if there is any thing that i may go to any ministry to do in times of your work,i can take money from there and do it without bothering you.

The part payment that i asked you which is $4,450 is normal,some people use to pay part payment after concluding their work,they pay the rest.But some use to pay completely, so if you choos to pay all the money at the same time,you are free but if you choose to pay part payment, you are free.

Your very truely.

Barrister John Dennis Nestor

Buck will send the money again.


Buck Turgidson

Sent : Wednesday, March 16, 2005 4:43 PM
To : dennisass_001@yahoo.fr

Mr. Nestor,

Thank you so much for clearly explaining the discrepancies in your email. It is an infraction of mine to inculcate such inaccuracies. This will enable us to continue quickly.

I will get down to the moneygram / traveler's express place today to send the money to you. I will let Mr. Blazza know that things are going well.

Buck

Buck is getting sicker. Hopes it is not an STD.


Buck Turgidson

Sent : Wednesday, March 16, 2005 4:49 PM

Jonh,

The new lawyer looks like he will work out. He made a mistake on his fees, but covered for it quickly and I have more faith in him.

How is your health? I am having some problems with mine. There have been some inexplicable sores that have appeared in some, shall we say, private parts of my body. This accompanied with a low fever and some other symptoms make me think I should see my doctor. I hope it has nothing to do with my recent visits to the Mustang and Chicken Ranches.

I hope you are not dead yet. Please let me know if you are still going and able to read email.

Best wishes in all things religious,

Buck

The lawyer is looking forward to money, and wants to make sure it comes smoothly.


Dennis Law Chambers

From : Dennis Associate Law Chambers LomeTogo <dennisass_001@yahoo.fr>
Sent : Wednesday, March 16, 2005 5:39 PM

Date:16/5/05 Attn: Mr Buck Turgidson,

I received your letter.I want you to know that Mr John Blazza must be aware of everything,you can inform him right away before sending the money to me.

After sending the money to me through Moneygram / Traveler's Express as you said,do send the payment receipt to me or the (TEST KEY CODE) i.e; Sender's Name which is your name Buck Turgidson, and the Receiver's Name which will be attention to my name; John Dennis Nestor.

After sending the informations to me, do send the informations to Mr John Blazza for his own record purposes and also for him to bear withness .And tell Mr John Blazza the amount that i charged you which you send to me.

As i told you before that i am not in position of talking much,i believe in action,you will see what will happen. Yours very truely.

Barrister John Dennis Nestor


John Blazza

Sent : Thursday, March 17, 2005 10:58 AM
To : "Buck Turgidson"
Subject : Buck Do pray for me seriously for God to extend my life.

Greetings in the name of Jesus Christ.

Buck,i got your message,i thank God so much that the new lawyer is a good lawyer,i trust him,i asure you that he will do what we want for youI am so sorry about your sickness,as you said, go ahead and see your doctor.How do you enjoy Mustang and Chicken Ranches,it seems that you like this place so much,because you always talk about it often and on.Do pray for me seriously for God to extend my life.How far have you gone with the new lawyer,has he started the work for you?

I am waiting to hear from you,GOD BLESS YOU.

JOHN BLAZZA.

Buck is becoming sicker. Could it have something to do with the brothels?

Buck Turgidson

Sent : Thursday, March 17, 2005 4:28 PM

Jonh,

You are correct. I have really enjoyed these "ranches". In fact, I believe one of the first things I will do when I get your money is to buy one of these ranches. My sickness does worry me some though; these sores are getting worse at an alarming rate. I see the doctor later today.

I pray diligently that God will keep you alive until this transaction is complete.

Best interment,
Buck

Oops! Buck is in the hospital with some disastrous sexually transmitted disease! Mr. Valenzuela, Buck's accountant, will take over. Asks for lawyer information.


Fernando Valenzuela

Subject: Financial transaction for Mr. Buck Turgid
Date: Fri, 18 Mar 2005 6:03:16 PM
To: dennisass_001@yahoo.fr

Mr. Nestor,

This is Mr. Fernando Valenzuela, Mr. Buck Turgidson's accountant. Mr. Turgidson has developed an unusually bad case of chancroid disease and is currently hospitalized. He called me and asked me to follow through on a transaction that he was pursuing. He has directed me to complete this transaction as his pain medication has made it difficult for him to do business.

Will you please provide the following:

1. The exact nature of the transaction (dollar amount required)
2. Exact services or goods to be received in compensation for the fee
3. Exact name of the person to whom the funds will be transferred
4. Bank account for funds transfer
5. Identification for the transferee (a driver's license or other similar ID will do fine)

I will arrange an immediate transfer when this information is received.

Best regards,
Fernando Valenzuela

Nestor does not want to work with some stranger.


Dennis Law Chambers

Subject: I don't know You..
Date: Sat, 19 Mar 2005 2:44:14 AM

Mr Fernando Valenzuela

I don't know you,or do i come across this name before,anyway,if you are sure of what you are saying,tell Mr. Buck Turgidson to tell Mr John Blazza who introduced me to Mr. Buck Turgidson to contact me and explan to me before i do anything with you.

Yours very truely.
Barrister John Dennis Nestor

Fernando understands and says he will have Buck approve.


Fernando Valenzuela

Date: Sat, 19 Mar 2005 1:27:11 PM

I understand your reticence.

Mr Turgidson is expected to be in the hospital for a few days while the antibiotics work and the sores heal. I will get down there sometime over the weekend and ask him to get in contact with you.

Fernando Valenzuala

Jonh wonders how Buck is doing. Some unknown character contacted the lawyer!


John Blazza

Sent : Saturday, March 19, 2005 11:25 AM
To : "Buck Turgidson"
Subject : Buck where are you now?

Greetings in the name of Jesus Christ.

Buck,where are you now? are you with your doctor or have you come back to your house? how about your sickness,please tell me because it worries me a lot,how about the new lawyer? what is the position of things because he told me that someone contacted him,claiming that he is your accountant,are you aware of this person? tell me because he is waiting for my go ahead order.

I'm waiting to hear from you.

God bless you.
John Blazza

Buck writes from the hospital and says it is OK.


Buck Turgidson

Sent : Sunday, March 20, 2005 5:55 PM

Jonh i write to you now in the hospital fernando has broght his lap[top computer for me to use for a little while. sorry i can notsay very much but the pain medicine makes me veryu sleepy. i think it will nbe several days beforei get out and i tryust fernando acompletely to help us. you may trust him too as he has done my taces for many year and knows how to take care of money,.

i need my girlfriend but she is staying away from me for now.

Please help fernando to complete this transfer.

buck

Jonh reassures Buck, and asks him to get Fernando to send money to the lawyer.


John Blazza

Sent : Monday, March 21, 2005 9:57 AM
Subject : Buck thanks for your advise!

Greating in the name of our lord jesus christ.

Buck,I am so sorry about your sickness.God will help you to receive

healing,concerning your girl friend staying away from you for the moment that is women nature she will come back you have to bear all those things it will surely come to pass.Then everything will surely come back to it's normal position.I will now tell "NESTOR"to corporate with fernando your accountant as he called himself which am sure that he is to you through the confidence that you have on him which you made me to understand now.You have nothing to worry about,Nestor! will corprate with him and will do everything together with him by the order that you gave to me which i must follow.Now tell Fernando to following Nestor's instruction not to be aguing with him. I will tell Nestor to contact Fernando today.

May God help you and heal you.

John Blazza

The lawyer complies with most of Fernando's requests. He even sent his fake ID!


Dennis Law Chambers

Subject: MY PASSPORT ATTACHMENT..
Date: Mon, 21 Mar 2005 10:01:28 AM

ATTENTION :MR FERNANDO VALENZUELA,

OK,I HAVE GOTTEN INSTRUCTION FROM THE RIGHT SOURCE WHICH IS MR JOHN BLAZZA.

NOW I WILL GIVE YOU WHAT YOU REQUIRED FROM WHICH IS BELOW;

1) THE AMOUNT THAT IS INVOLVED WHICH IS GOING TO BE TRANSFERRED TO MR BUCK TURGIDSONS IS (TWO MILLION FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND DOLLARS) AFTER I CONCLUDED EVERYTHING WITH THE BANK WHERE THIS MONEY IS.

2) I ATTACHED MY INTERNATIONAL PASSPORT TO YOU AS YOU REQUIRED.

3) THIS IS THE ACCOUNT THAT YOU WILL USED TO SEND THE MONEY TO ME THAT I WILL USE FOR THE WORK WHICH IS $7,450 AND THIS IS THE ACCOUNT BELOW

BANKER:
EKO-BANK S.A
20 RUE DE COMMERCE
B.P 3302
LOME-TOGO
BENEFICIARY: ONNA UKI VICTOR
A/C NĦ.1022 9361 1014
THIS ACCOUNT THAT I GAVE TO YOU BEARS MY ACCOUNTANT NAME. MEANWHILE,AFTER I FINISH EVERYTHING YOU HAVE TO SEND TO ME AN ACCOUNT WHERE THE MONEY WILL BE TRANSFERED INTO.

YOURS VERY TRULY,

BARRISTER JOHN DENNIS NESTOR

But Fernando wants ALL the information requested.


Fernando Valenzuela

Date: Mon, 21 Mar 2005 12:35:00 PM

Mr. Dennis,

I also requested the exact nature of the services / goods to be provided for this compensation. This is for tax and IRC reasons. I have prepared the request for the bank to perform the transfer, and will send this off as soon as I receive the final information.

Valenzuela

The lawyer becomes exasperated and is insulting to Fernando.


Dennis Law Chambers

Date: Tue, 22 Mar 2005 3:38:00 AM

Attention; Mr Valenzuela

This is the last explanation that i will give to you.First of all,what do you mean by tax and IRC?

The person that introduced me to MR BUCK TURGIDSONS did not tell me about you and about tax and IRC, neither did MR BUCK TURGIDSONS told me that i will provide my passport for him,but i did all this to satisfied you,still you keep on asking me questions,i was called to process the necessary documents that will warrant the bank to transfer the said amount ((TWO MILLION FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND DOLLARS) to MR BUCK TURGIDSONS'S account which i will still request for the transfer.

Now listen Mr Valenzuela, if you are not satisfied with this explanations that i gave to you now,you can go back to your director or are you looking for your own interest over this transaction?

You can tell your director to settle you because all the said amount is going to be transfered into his account.

If there is any other help you may need from me or anyother thing that you want us to discuss,you can go stright to the point,not to be asking un-necessary questions.

Barrister Kenneth.

Fernando is insulting back. The relationship crumbles...


Fernando Valenzuela

Date: Tue, 22 Mar 2005 12:43:18 PM

Mr. Dennis,

Your attitude and lack of understanding is mind boggling. If you don't understand what a Tax is, or the Internal Revenue Code, it isn't my responsibility to educate you. You are showing ignorance on a colossal scale that could only be rectified by returning to school and actually getting an education. Anyone that is this uninformed concerning basic finance laws is not qualified to conduct this type of business.

Valenzuela

Buck returns from the hospital. Will the lawyer apologize?


Buck Turgidson

Sent : Wednesday, March 23, 2005 9:55 PM
To : jonesbla@latinmail.com
Subject : What happened?

Jonh,

I just came home from hosptial now and got a message from Fernando that the lawyer Mr. Nestor was very rude and incompetent and he recommends that I discontinue this deal. What happened? I can not understand as I trust Fernando totally and he has always done everything with accuracy and correctly. What could Nestor have done to piss off Fernando this way?

I hope that Mr. Nestor can apologize or work with Fernando some way because I am home but still on pain medication not allowed to drive or have sex. So I need fernando to complete this deal if you can get Nestor to work with him or have someone in Nestors office who knows more than Nestore to contact Fernando. Buck



Is John Blazza dead?


Buck Turgidson

Sent : Thursday, March 24, 2005 6:08 PM

Jonh,

Your lack of response is disturbing. I know your health is not good. Have you died?

Buck

Nope, apparently not.


John Blazza

Sent : Friday, March 25, 2005 9:19 AM
To : "Buck Turgidson"
Subject : God bless you.

Greetings in the name of Jesus Christ.

Buck,i received your two mails,you knows my condition,i called barrister nestor, he came with the insultive letter that he received from you trusted accountant,then i tried to convince him to send aplogise letter to your trusted one,he refused,but i am a little bit confused, how it that any one that you come across to work for you, you will have a misunderstanding with him,why? anyway,tell what you think,since Barrister nestor can not control his tamper by apologising to your trusted one.Now how is your health? please follow the instructions that your doctor gave to you because your health is very important to me.

Get back to me immediately.

God bless you.
John Blazza

Buck suggests that he come to Africa to take care of this personally.


Buck Turgidson

Sent : Friday, March 25, 2005 4:28 PM

Jonh,

I am still a little groggy from the pain medication, though the sores are getting better. I am afraid I have lost my girlfriend for good, though, and my dreams of owning either the Chicken or Mustang ranches have gone down the tubes.

I don't know what happened, I talked with Fernando and he called Mr. Nestor "an ignorant pile of putrid tripe" or something like that. Very colorful. They had some kind of major disagreement. Fernando has always been very effective with financial matters in the past, and has never made a mistake or had a problem.

I guess we are not going to be able to get Fernando and Mr. Nestor back together. How do you propose to move forward from here? Are you ready to die yet, or do you have some time? It sounds as if it might be better for me to fly out there, though I think it will be a week or two before I can travel. What do you think of that idea?

Buck

John is OK with this. Nothing else seems to have worked...


John Blazza

Sent : Saturday, March 26, 2005 10:25 AM
Subject : Your idea is ok,God bless you.

Greetings in the name of Jesus Christ.

Buck,after going through your message i found out that your girl friend is trying to show you women nature,what i have to tell you is to take heart because that is their nature.I told you that she must come back immediately you come out of this situation which is sure as i can see through your message,God who is doing it will accomplish it,you must surely come out of it, but remember to follow the instructions given to you by your doctor untill you are totally ok because your health matters a lot to me.

About Mr Fernando and Mr. Nestor, they are doing things like women,they know their problems which we are not among so let us forget about them.

Your idea of flying over to this place is very good because you will do everything by yourself and you will be present on untill the money is been transfered to your account.The only thing you have to do now is to inform the bank where the money is that you are coming over to do everything by yourself,tell the bank that you don't need any person to represent you any more,that you will come and do it by yourself.Don't forget to tell them when are you going to be here.So ahead and send the mail to the bank and get back to me.

God bless you.
John Blazza

OK, let's go for it! New girlfriend, going to start his own brothel, things are looking up!


Buck Turgidson

Sent : Saturday, March 26, 2005 3:50 PM

Jonh,

Thanks - Dr. Strangelove has said it would be OK for me to get out and about starting this week. He is a great doctor, though tied to a wheelchair. I have a new girlfriend, Heidi. She has had some notoriety in the area, but has dropped out of the limelight recently. She is also very sexy. We have begun hatching a scheme to compete with the Nevada based ranches that gave me this horrific disease.

Now, as for finishing this up - I need your help - exactly where are you, and where is the bank? I will start planning the trip but I am not sure which airport to fly into, etc. Can you give me some details? Will you be able to meet me at the airport, or are you too sick to go that far?

Thanks and best wishes for your mental health,
Buck

Hmmm... Jonh is not in Togo after all. He is in Ghana.


John Blazza

Sent : Monday, March 28, 2005 11:10 AM
Subject : God bless you.

Greetings in the name of Jesus Christ.

Buck,Thank God that you are ok and i thank God also that you have got another new girl friend Heidi, that will make you happy,i think i told you before to execies patience that everything will come back to normal,i think you have seen it.

I want to tell you that due to lake of good treatment here TOGO,they transferred me to ACCRA GHANA SPEACIALIST HOSPITAL WEST AFRICA.I called the director of the bank where your money is and request that they should instruct their head office here in ACCRA GHANA for them to settle with you whenever you come over here where i am,they agreed that your money have to be released to you through their head office ACCRA GHANA but they told me that they will tell you what to do immediately you come over.

Now you have to chanel your drip to ACCRA GHANA INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT, i will send the person that is helping me here MR SULEMAN to come and welcome in the airport.He will take you to the hotel were you will stay and also he will take you to the bank, and will be with you untill you concluded everything,he will also bring you to the hospital where i am,after you finished with the bank,he will be by your side untill you finish everything.

So you have nothing to worry about,tell me when are you going to be here,then you can write to the bank and tell them when are you going to be in ACCRA GHANA no matter they promise to contact you and tell you everything in details but as of now,i am in ACCRA GHANA and everything is already in place.Do send to me your flight schedule so that i will give it to MR SULEMAN and i will also tell you how to locate him in the airport and what he will put on that day also when sending your schedule to me, do tell me what you will put on.

Remember to mantain the instructions given to you by your doctor for your good health,

GOD BLESS YOU.
JOHN BLAZZA

Buck is going to sell his company to start his own brothel. But he does not want to spend the money for a commercial ticket to Africa. Let's fly out in our private airplane! It is a Ryan M2, same as the Spirit of St. Louis. (Lindbergh flew across the Atlantic, didn't he?)


Buck Turgidson

Sent : Monday, March 28, 2005 5:43 PM

Jonh,

Good to hear from you. Thanks for your best wishes for Heidi and myself. I am planning on selling my current business, FlyByNight Tours, and invest the money in a Nevada based Ranch. We can recruit some of the girls from the other ranches. An exciting venture. The tour company wasn't making much money anyway, business dropped off after that last crash. Pictures in the paper were gruesome.

Cost for the round trip appears to be at least $4,000! Due to the pending sale of my current business, I won't be able to travel for about a week. An idea had just occurred to me though. If I can fly out there before I sell the business, I might be able to use my own aircraft. I have a great Ryan M2 which would be fun to fly. I know others have used it to cross the Atlantic before. I just have to figure out the fuel requirements.

Once I figure out whether I can do this or not, I will set a date and let you and Mr. Suleman know when I will travel.

I hope this new hospital is treating you well.

Buck


John Blazza

Subject: God bless you.
Date: Tue, 29 Mar 2005

Greetings in the name of Jesus Christ.

Buck,thank you so much for your message and also all your plans that you told me about, i am in suport because i so much believe you.I will be waiting to hear from you as you said,but you should try to make it faster because i don't like as this money is still with the bank here.About the new hospital where i am now,they are trying their best but i thank God that you will soon be here with me and withness everything by yourself,if there is any other thing that you want to do concerning my health after receiving the money from the bank, you can do it for me.

I'm waiting to see you.

John blazza.

Buck makes plans to fly out. Stay alive, Jonh, till I get there!


Buck Turgidson

Sent : Tuesday, March 29, 2005 5:24 PM

Jonh,

Are you saying you are ready to die now? Please don't, I need to make sure the money gets transferred first.

The earliest I can fly is on Friday. Based on current weather, phase of the moon, and star alignments, it should take about three days to make the actual flight. The tricky part will be the stop at Ascension Island for fuel. That would put me in Togo next Tuesday morning.

Can you please arrange a hotel for me to stay in when I arrive? Please send a copy of the hotel confirmation, so that I am assured I will have someplace to stay before I leave.

Buck

Mr. Suleman will meet Buck at the airport.


John Blazza

Sent : Wednesday, March 30, 2005 9:23 AM
Subject : Book your flight to ACCRA GHANA INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT WEST AFRICA.
Greetings in the name of Jesus Christ.

Buck,by the Grace of God,nothing will happen to me untill i see you.You made a mistake,i told you that the place where you will book your flight is ACCRA GHANA INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT WEST AFRICA.That is where SULEMAN will welcome you at the airport.I have sent him this moring to go and make hotel reservation in a good hotel where you will stay,from there,SULEMAN will take you to the bank where your money will be released to you,after that,he will bring you to where i am in the hospital,for you to meet with me.I will get back to you when SULEMAN comes back,meanwhile,how is your body? remember to send your flight schedule together with what you will put on, so that i will give it to SULEMAN.

GOD BLESS YOU.
John Blazza

Jonh has arranged for a hotel (did he really?)


John Blazza

Sent : Wednesday, March 30, 2005 5:50 PM
Subject : God bless you/Hotel you will stay..

Greetings in the name of Jesus Christ.

Buck, Mr SULEMAN came back with this hotel where you will stay,no matter SULEMAN will come to the Airport to welcome you that is why is necessary that you send your Flight Schedule to me together with what you will put on that day,immediately i receive your schedule i will tell you what Mr SULEMAN will put on,but if you like you can call the hotel and tell them the CLASS OF SUITES you want.

Below is the name of the hotel with their Telephone Number; MAGLAB HOTEL ACCRA GHANA TEL: 00233 21 415629,00233 21 406066.

May God bless you.
John Blazza

Buck says the hotel is no good. Wants a better one. And, he will fly in to an airport 250 miles away from Jonh.


Buck Turgidson

Sent : Wednesday, March 30, 2005 11:35 PM

Jonh,

Thanks for your support. Heidi will not be coming, as the extra weight will require extra fuel. Not that she is fat - please don't think that! It's just that with this long of a trip fuel calculations are precise.

The schedule I have for the trip has me leaving Homestead Friday afternoon. After several hops across the Caribbean, I will jump to Ascension Island and refuel. From there I will make my way to Ghana. Arrival is planned for Tuesday April 5 at about 4 or 5 in the evening. Please note - I will be arriving at TAMALE airport, as the larger international airports are sometimes unfriendly to private aircraft. Please inform Suleman of this fact.

Also - the Maglab hotel will not be acceptable. It is only a two star hotel, and I am not comfortable going to a foreign country and staying in anything less than a 4 star hotel. Please change the reservations. Also, please send a copy of the reservation for me to keep with me.

Modifications on my Ryan are coming along well. I have decided to name it after my home town, St. Louis.

Buck

Jonh wants to make sure Buck does not mention why he is there to the authorities. Wants Buck to bring Mr. Suleman wrist watches and handsets.


John Blazza

Sent : Thursday, March 31, 2005 6:26 PM
Subject : God bless you/ get back to me immediately..

Greetings in the name of Jesus Christ.

Buck,thank you so much for all that you have been doing,i hope you are coming alone or are you coming with somebody, send the name that i will give to MR SULEMAN for the reservation immediately.Another thing is that if you arrived,you know maybe,they will start asking you questions,the only thing you have to do is to tell anybody that asked you question,that you are here for (SIGHT SEEING) that is only what you have to tell whom ever that asked you anything,you know this is not my country and i will not like anything that will makes this money not to gets to you because that is my wish that you receive this money because i have already vow to you the money.I repect your answer to any question is, I am here for SIGHT SEEING.

Remember to come with gift items; something like good hand sets phones and wrist watches that will be presentable for MR SULEMAN who is doing his best to help me and you and some of the directors of the bank for you to be friendly with them so that everything will go smoothly.

For your hotel reservation,send the name that MR SULEMAN will use and do the reservation.Why i ask is that as you are now coming with your private aircraft, i don't know wealther you are coming with somebody,so do tell me immediately so that MR SULEMAN will make the reservation for you people so that first thing tomorrow morning i send it together with MR SULEMAN Telephone Number where you can reach him as i instructed him to look for number where you can reach him...

GOD BLESS YOU.
John Blazza

Buck is bringing guns with him.


Buck Turgidson

Sent : Thursday, March 31, 2005 7:25 PM

Jonh,

I am coming alone, as I mentioned before Heidi will not come with me though she is definitely not fat. Yes, I know that I am coming there as a vacation and see the sights. In fact, I may bring my hunting rifle and maybe see if I can hunt some big game while I am there. I've flown many places, but never been to Africa. That sounds like a great sight seeing activity. What do you recommend? I have a Weatherby 270 Magnum that can be used for bigger game. I also have a Ruger Mini 30 (hand gun), though accuracy is kind of poor with it. It's not really for hunting. I could probably link up with a safari company while I am there.

Please have Mr. Suleman make reservations under my name. No one else will be with me.

Buck

PS I am now completely healed.

Make sure to bring those wrist watches and handsets! Lots of them!


John Blazza

Subject: May God be with you.
Date: Fri, 1 Apr 2005 10:10:58 +0200

Greating in the name of Jesus Christ.

Buck,Mr.SULEMAN came back with a good news all the arrangement has been concluded according to Mr.SULEMAN.He will be there on tuesday between 4 and 5 PM in the evening as you said.This is MR SULEMAN CHARLES number where you can reach him 00233 244 184049,remember to come with the HANDSETS AND WRIST WATCHES as a gift for Mr.SULEMAN and some of the director's of the bank as i told you yesterday just for you to be friendly with them.

Below is the hotel where you will stay and fill comfortable,Mr SULEMAN has arranged everything for you.

La Palm Royal Beach Hotel
Location: No 1 Bypass - Accra
Post: P.O. BOX OS 3000
Osu - Accra - GHANA
Tel: 233 21 771700/771666
Tel: 233 21 701-0353
Fax: 233 21 771717
Email: lapalm@gbhghana.com
Web: www.la-palm.com
Web: www.gbhghana.com

If there is any other information that you need,contact Mr.SULEMAN through the number that gave to you and you should call him and hear his voice as he will be there at the airport to receive you.

I wish you a happy successful jorney to Africa and waiting to see you.Inform me before leaving.

May God bless you and be with you.

John Blazz

Buck leaves for Ghana.


Buck Turgidson

Sent : Friday, April 1, 2005 10:36 PM

Jonh,

Thanks so much for the information. I am just on my way out now, have to run immediately as the weather may turn sometime very soon. The aircraft I am flying takes a little while to reach altitude so I need to get out before the front reaches the area.

I do have a handset for Mr. Suleman. I can buy a couple of wristwatches for him when I land for fuel in San Juan. Thank him for me.

See you soon. Bless you and yours.

Buck

Oh my god! Don't bring guns! You'll be arrested! Call me!


John Blazza

Sent : Friday, April 1, 2005 4:04 PM
Subject : SEND YOUR MOBILEPHONE TO ME IMMEDIATELY

GREETINGS IN THE NAME JESUS CHRIST.

BUCK,BUT I FORGET TO TELL YOU THAT ALL ARMS WITHOUT LICENCE IN THIS COUNTRY IS PURELY ILLEGAL AND I WILL NOT LIKE YOU TO EXPERIENCE ANY EMBARRSSEMENT WHEN YOU ARRIVED.PLEASE FOR YOUR SAFETY IT IS NOT ALLOWED HERECOME FREELY AND DO NOT ACCOMPANY YOUR SELF WITH ANY ARMS YOU WILL BE HIGHLY PROTECTED WITH GOOD SECURITY HERE SO DO NOT ENDANGER YOURSELF BECAUSE I KNOW WHAT THIS COUNTRY CAN DO IF THEY SEE ANY ARM OR ANY OBJECT NOT AUTHORIZED BY THE LAW OF THE LAND WITH YOU.

THEN CALL MR.SULEMAN WITH THE NUMBER THAT I GAVE TO YOU IN THE MORNING OR YOU SEND YOUR MOBILEPHONE NUMBER TO ME IMMEDIATELY SO THAT MR SULEMAN CAN BE REACHING YOU ANYWAY YOU ARE FOR MORE EXPLAINATION.

GOD BLESS YOU.
JOHN BLAZZA

Too late, Buck is already halfway there. He will hide the guns.


Buck Turgidson

Sent : Monday, April 4, 2005 5:09 PM

Jonh,

Wow, what a trip.

I am currently in Natal, Brazil. It is my last waypoint before striking off across the Atlantic. I have borrowed the computer of a nice airport manager at the small civil airport here to send you email. I did not receive your last email before I left. The cell phone is a lost cause; it does not work outside the US, so no point in bringing it. As for the guns, too late. I am hiding them in the back of the aircraft and I hope this will be OK unless someone searches.

I will be delayed by about a day due to weather / headwinds. My next step is to Freetown (Sierra Leone). I will attempt to get in contact when I reach Freetown. Does Mr. Suleman carry his phone with him at all times? I am getting completely confused about the time zones.

My arrival is currently scheduled for 2:00 - 3:00 on Wednesday at TAMALE.

I must sleep now before I set off.

Buck

Buck does not arrive when he was supposed to.


John Blazza

Sent : Wednesday, April 6, 2005 3:28 PM
Subject : waiting for your confirmation/God be with you....

Greetings in the name of Jesus Christ.

Buck,Where are you now?

Awaiting for your confirmation urgently.

John Blazza.

Sad, sad news. Buck's airplane blew up over Cote d'Ivoire, raining wrist watches and handsets on the villagers. But he remembered Jonh in his will. Jonh is invited to work with the lawyer if he wants to acquire this inheritance.


Charles Addams

Date Thu, 7 Apr 2005 9:40 AM
From "Charles Addams"
To jonesbla@latinmail.com
Subject Mr. Buck Turgidson

Mr. Blazza,

This letter may come to you as a surprise, but I assure you it is an unusual circumstance for myself as well.

My name is Charles Addams, and I am the family lawyer for Mr. Buck Turgidson. Based on some evidence I have from some printed email messages, your address in his address book, and his last will and testament, I believe you knew him and were in the process of transacting some business with him.

It is my very unfortunate duty to inform you that we received word a few hours ago that Mr. Turgidson is missing and presumed dead in a plane crash over Cote d'Ivoir, West Africa. He was flying from Freetown Sierra Leone, to some location in Ghana (we believe Accra, though his plans had changed in route). His plane exploded about 419 miles out from Freetown. Reports from the area indicate that there was a huge fireball, an explosion which was both terrible and beautiful to behold, followed by a rain of debris from the aircraft which inexplicably included a large number of watches and handsets.

I am reviewing items in his office, getting his affairs in order to assist his girlfriend and prepare for the worst when we are told officially of his death. He apparently thought highly of you. I say this for a number of reasons. These reasons include the fact that he had spoken to me of you briefly, that he had your address and phone number in his address books, and had been conducting some correspondence with you. His girlfriend also remembers his mentioning you to her.

While I truly regret delivering this bad news, I need to let you know how Mr. Turgidson felt about you. Apparently he felt strongly enough that he actually had me alter his will before he left on his trip to Africa. While he was not a rich man, he was in the process of selling his tour company, and this sale is expected to complete in the next week or so. It should bring in a little more than $2.5 million, including sale of his remaining aircraft. While you are not his sole heir, he did leave a significant bequest to you, which will probably amount to about $560,000 after the sale of the tour company is completed.

I can not guarantee the results of the sale of the tour company, and the will has not been officially read at this time, but I wanted to let you know of this bequest in case you wished to pursue the matter further. As you are out of the country, my duty will be limited to informing you of your inclusion in his will, after which it will be up to you to pursue the matter further if you wish. United States inheritance law does not require that we expend significant effort to deliver a bequest to a foreign citizen. Nevertheless, I feel a duty to let you know your rights.

Once again, let me share my sincere condolences on the departure of your friend and business partner. Please let me know if there is anything I can do for you. If you wish, I can let you know of the progress of the investigation of his death and upcoming schedules for the probate of his will.

Best wishes,

Charles Addams

John is interested and wants the lawyer's advice.


John Blazza

Date Thu, 7 Apr 2005 11:47 AM

Attn:Charles Addams,

Thank you for the information that you gave to me,it is unquite unfortunate that it happen in this way.As it is now i don't know what to do and what to say but as a lawyer what do you sugget that i do?

Waiting to hear from you.

Blazza

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