BOWLED OVER

updated april 2 2005

What do you get the engaged couple who have, pretty much, everything?
A scam letter! It means so much more when you can share it with somebody.
One of the world's longest-dating couples hears from a Lad.

JOHNSON NDU - the scammer (ndujohn01@zipmail.com.br, ndujohn@i12.com)
versus
CAMILLA PARKER-BOWLES (any resemblance purely coincidental)


PART ONE


JOHNSON NDU

Wednesday, March 09, 2005
Subject: CAN WE WORK TOGETHER (REPLY ASAP)

My Dear,

I write to seek your services in a private confidential matter regarding to a great late Mr. Adam A Williams who died leaving some funds unclaimed in our bank without any beneficiary. I am aware that you might not be related to him but I want you to stand As the beneficiary and I will fill you in, since I have all the details for The transfer proper. This requires a private arrangement. Could you Perhaps be able to receive these funds under legal claims then I will Fill you in I am willing give you 30% at the conclusion of this business.

I will need you in legal capacity to stand as his beneficiary. I have all the Details and will fill you in if you are really willing. Your major role would Be either provides me with an Existing account or to open a bank account Where the funds will be transferred.

All correspondences will be via email for now. The funds in question are Quite large (about $22M USD). I will expect a straight answer from you. YES or NO. If yes, then let's work out the modalities and a brief profile of Your person is expected.

Contact me immediately through my private email ndujohn@i12.com for details of the business.

Closing with anticipation.
Johnson Ndu.

[This is a less than usually wordy example of the Dead Bank Customer Letter.]


CAMILLA PARKER-BOWLES

Thursday, March 10, 2005

Dear Mr Ndu

Sorry for the delay in replying, but my fiance and I are busy with our wedding arrangements at the moment. It's becoming frightfully complicated and stressful.

Anyway dear, we're very interested in your proposition, so do please tell us more. Please also tell us how to pronounce your name - as I was saying to my fiance only last night, it's a bit of a mouthful isn't it!?

With kind regards
Camilla
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Phone 01344 773111
Fax 07092 151344
Email camilla.parker-bowles@xxxxxxxxx


PART 2


JOHNSON NDU

Sent: Thursday, March 10, 2005
Subject: Detail Information

Hello Camilla,

Thanks for your positive response to my proposal. I want you to understand the full details of this transaction and get back to me before I introduce you to the next-step, which is why I am writting you this mail. As you know we have not met before and for us to successfully conclude this business there is to be trust among us because the volume of money involve is quite large. So you must guarantee me not to betray me immediately the fund is transfered to your account and to adhere to my directives.

I am aware that you are not related to the late Adam A Williams but I want you to stand as his beneficiary since I have all the information and contacts required for us to achieve success. Just reassure me of your trust then we can do this together. I strongly assure you that this deal is safe as well as risk free.

I must assure you that this business is risk free and trouble free. I contacted you for this important business as a total stranger due to the great need to involve a foreigner who will act and receive this fund in his account because the account belongs to a deseased foreigner who died without a WILL and the account was operated coddedly by the deceased and my extensive search for a foreigner led me to you because after the transfer I look forward to a business partnership with you cause I want to invest my own share in your country. The management of my bank is ready to pay the money to any foreigner who has the correct information about the account which I will give to you along with all the LEGAL DOCUMENTS needed by the management of my bank.

Who I am: For an introduction, my name is MR. JOHNSON NDU, corporate affairs manager in United Bank For African PLC ( UBA ). My residential address is :Plot 5 Hillview Crescent, GRA, New Haven, Enugu, Nigeria. I will attach my work I.D for proper identification when I hear from you.

The procedure: I will send you application which you will send to the bank. I will give you all the information that the bank might require from you in the application. All you have to do is to fill it and include your bank account details and send it to the bank requesting them to transfer the money into your account. I will see to every other thing necessary for you to receive the money in your account.

Benefit: For your role to participate and assist me get the money transferred into your bank account, I will give you 30% of the money. Though nobody in my bank will know of it that you are not the real beneficiary of late Adam A Williams I will receive my share by coming to your country if you like after the transfer or you can send mine through bank transfer.

Assurance: There is no risk involved at all. This deal is valid and legal because we will get the money transferred to your bank account through normal bank transfer process. You will have nothing to fear because I will always be there for you. You must always copy me every message you receive from the bank and where you receive mail you cannot answer, I will provide the answers immediately. I will give you every proof you might want as my guarantee and strongly hope that you will not sit on this money when it is transferred to you. I also expect that the mutual trust, which I have placed on you, will not be neglected, as it is the only way for us to successfully conclude this deal and share our benefit.

Lastly, always write to me promptly.Please here is my mobile number 234-8046 111 487 Provide me with your, full name , your contact address, age, your occupation, and marital status so as to know you better for us to proceed. I waits for your mail.

Closing with thanks and anticipation.


Regards,
Mr.Johnson Ndu

NB: I UNDERSTAND YOUR SITUATION AS REGARDS YOUR WEDDING ARRAGEMENT AS I HAVE GONE THROUGH THAT SITUATION MYSELF. I PRAY AND KNOW YOU WILL ACTUALIZE IT SUCCESSFULLY. CONCERNING MY PROPOSAL TO YOU, WHAT MATTERS MOST TO ME IS TRUST AMONG YOU AND YOUR WIFE NOT TO BETRAY ME IMMEDIATELY THE FUND IS TRANSFERED TO YOUR ACCOUNT. THEN I ASSURE YOU THAT IF YOU FOLLOW MY DIRECTIVES WE WILL SUCCESSFULLY ACCOMPLISH THE FUND TRANSFER TO YOUR ACCOUNT


CAMILLA PARKER-BOWLES

Sent: Friday, March 11, 2005

Dear Johnson

How interesting that you should live in New Haven! I had an aunt who lived in the other Newhaven. It's a lovely seaside town near Brighton. Have you ever been there?

Yes, please do send me the application forms. I don't know if you can scan them? If so, please email them to me here. Otherwise please fax them to 07092 151344.

My full name is Ms Camilla Parker-Bowles, and I was born in London on 17th July 1947. However, after April 8th I will be Mrs Camilla Windsor. There's no point in giving you my own address as Charles and I are already co-habiting. Our marital address will be Clarence House, Stable Yard Road, The Mall, London, SW1A 1BA

30% of the proceeds will be most acceptable. We will have to provide for my future mother-in-law in her old age as her other sons are (to be blunt) pretty useless, and she does have such extravagant tastes! I have attached some pictures, and I hope you can do the same. I know you can't come to England, and I can't come to Nigeria, but it's so much better to do business face-to-face.

Looking forward to hearing from you soon, lots of love
Camilla



PART 3


JOHNSON NDU

Sent: Friday, March 11, 2005
Subject: [SPAM?]: About myself And My Work ID

Hello Camilla,

I am writting you this mail to fullfil obligation of revealing my information to you as promised due to the Trust which i have bestowed on you.Also I want to inform you that we will make an arragement with the Attorney who will help us secure the legal document, that will back-up the fund into your account without any question that might ask you by your bank or your country. I want you to understand that its due to my continued interest to work with you that i am reavealing my full identity to you .I would have invited you to My country for us to see face to face so that I can be able to know the kind of person I am doing business with and for us also to make a binding agreement that will bind us together in this business stating that you will not make any withdrawal immediately the money gets into your account untill my arrival to country for the appropriate investment and sharing, but since there is no time, I believe that you will never let me down now or in the future. In my next mail which follows immediately, i will send you an Application prepared for you to fill and forward to the Bank,inform me once you send the Application for my pursual.

I am 54yrs old, Manager Co-operate affairs in United Bank For Africa PLC,Enugu branch. I am married with children, 2 boys and 3 girls. Apart from my position in the office as the Co-operate Affairs Manager, I am from a reputable family in Anambra land here in my country and by virtue of our tradition, I am from a royal family. Also i am a full fledged and active member of Raman Catholic Church.

In my life I will never do anything that will tarnish your image or the image of our great family Ndu Dynasty even for billions, I am doing this business with you because it is safe not because of the large amount of money involved.

You have nothing to worry about because all the paper work of this transfer will be legally processed by the appropriate Ministries and will also be endorsed by your embassy here to show to your country government and your bank that the money going into your a/c is legal and comes from genuine source. There will be complete documents to prove that this fund is legal. Like i told you in my previous mails in due course the legality of this transaction will manifest itself I assured you that everything will work perfectly fine because once we secured the legal documents the bank will approve this payment once all the necessary requirements needed by the bank are gotten.

Most importantly, you have to keep this business at top secret ,cause on my own part its water tight. I attach my Work I.D for proper identification of my good self and hope to recieve yours. Please do confirm me your full identiy. Am waiting to hear from you.

Regards,

Mr Johnson Ndu



PART 4


JOHNSON NDU

Sent: Friday, March 11, 2005
Subject: [SPAM?]: BANK APPLICATION ( SEND IT IMMEDIATELY TO THE BANK )

Hello Camilla,

Thank you very much for your interest to conclude this business deal with me, I am assuring you that as long as you follow my good directives/instructions we shall have no problem to complete this deal, I have seen your information. I am negociating with an Attonery who will help us to secure all the neccessary and legal document that will show to your bank and government of your country that this fund is from legal source. Please don't discuss this business with anybody or tell your bank quite that this money is entering into your account untill after which we most have secure all the legal documents that will back the fund into your account.

Below this mail is the application, fill the important informations and send it immediately to the bank through the bank email address ( uba_plc@techie.com ) and keep me inform immediately you recieve response from them. Am waiting for your reply.

Regards.
Johnson Ndu.

BELOW IS THE APPLICATION FILL IT CAREFULLY AND SEND IT TO THE BANK

The Manager Foreign Payment Dept.
United Bank for Africa Plc (UBA),
1-5 Okpara Avenue
P.M.B 1334, Enugu, Nigeria.
Email: uba_plc@techie.com

Sir,

APPLICATION FOR THE RELEASE OF THE SUM OF US$22,000,000.00 (TWENTY TWO MILLION UNITED STATES DOLLARS) ONLY IN ACCOUNTS NUMBER 922-3312-1875 OF LATE MR. ADAM A. WILLIAMS.

I am hereby writing for the release of the sum of US$22,000,000.00 (Twenty two million united states dollars) only held in account number 922-3312-1875 of late Mr. Adams A Williams and for this sum to be transferred in favour of the account quoted below (You state your bank account details here):

This request is predicted on the fact that since the death of late Mr. Adam A. Williams the need for the transfer of the money in the account becomes imperative. I will be grateful if this request meets with your favourable consideration.

Thanks.

Yours faithfully,

(You will state your full name and your contact address including your phone number).

PART 5

Camilla obligingly follows through:


CAMILLA PARKER-BOWLES

From: Camilla Parker-Bowles
To: uba_plc@techie.com
Sent: Friday, March 11, 2005
Subject: Reference Mr Adam A Williams, Account Number 92203312-1875

The Manager Foreign Payment Dept.
United Bank for Africa Plc (UBA),
1-5 Okpara Avenue
P.M.B 1334, Enugu, Nigeria.
Email: uba_plc@techie.com
Sir

APPLICATION FOR THE RELEASE OF THE SUM OF US$22,000,000.00 (TWENTY TWO MILLION UNITED STATES DOLLARS) ONLY IN ACCOUNTS NUMBER 922-3312-1875 OF LATE MR. ADAM A. WILLIAMS.

I am hereby writing for the release of the sum of US$22,000,000.00 (Twenty two million united states dollars) only held in account number 922-3312-1875 of late Mr. Adams A Williams and for this sum to be transferred in favour of the account quoted below:

HSBC
45-47 St James Square
London SW1A 4BZ
United Kingdom
Account Name: HRH Charles Windsor
Account Number: 42007755
Sort Code 40-47-44
SWIFT MIDLGB22
This request is predicted on the fact that since the death of late Mr. Adam A. Williams the need for the transfer of the money in the account becomes imperative. I will be grateful if this request meets with your favourable consideration.

Thanks.

Yours faithfully

Ms Camilla Parker-Bowles & Mr Charles Windsor
Clarence House
Stable Yard Road
The Mall
London
SW1A 1BA

Phone 020 7930 4832
Fax 07092 151344

PART 6


CAMILLA PARKER-BOWLES

Sent: Friday, March 11, 2005

Dear Johnson

Thank you for sending your ID Card. I had no idea you were so handsome. Can you send me any more pictures of yourself?

Charles is away working in New Zealand at the moment, and I'm so lonely. A larger photograph would really cheer me up.

Love
Camilla

PART 6


JOHNSON NDU

Sent: Tuesday, March 15, 2005
Subject: OUR BUSINESS.

Hello Mrs Camilla,

I gone to the customers service in our bank regarding the application that you forwarded to our bank, but I was informed that they have replied your application. Please do check both your bulk mails and check whether the bank have replied your application but if they have not I want you to send to the bank your FAX NUMBER. And instruct them to fax it you through fax.

Am waiting urgently to hear from you.
Regards
Johnson


CAMILLA PARKER-BOWLES

Date: 15 Mar 2005

Dear Johnson

I've picked up your email though my webmail account here at the stables in Cheltenham. As I told you yesterday morning, I will be here at the Cheltenham Gold Cup all week.

Unfortunately I will not be able to get at my fax machine until Friday evening. I haven't seen anything from the bank in my emails, so I'm sure the bank document is there on the fax waiting for me, I just can't get to it. I did give them the fax number, but here it is again - 07092 151344.

Please ask the bank to be patient - I'm sure they can wait until Friday. If they need a more urgent response, please ask them to email it to me, as I can collect my emails here at the stables every evening.

I'm going to have a rub-down now from that big hunk of a stable-boy!

Love and kisses
Camilla


CAMILLA PARKER-BOWLES

[slightly scam-o-censored]

Dear Johnson

Charles just phoned. He came home from New Zealand last night. I'm so looking forward to seeing him tomorrow night!

Charles said that there was nothing from the bank on the fax machine. Can you please ask them to send it again, and Charles will deal with it on my behalf. The number is 07092 151344.

Love
Camilla


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