THE PAINFUL FACT or, Now You've Runed Everything


From the 2009 archives of Camille White, Goth supermodel from Oz, comes a tale of betrayal and spiritual damnation.


This is one of the few times I actually put a curse on a Lad. I hope he got genuinely scared by it.

The Scammers
Abbas Isaka -a barrister from Malaysia
Mohammed Al-Sarif - banker Lad
Ibrahima Mbow - Abbas Isaka's WU and banker Lad identity

The Baiter
Camille White, Asatruar photomodel living in Sydney
Ute, Priestess of Freyja
Freyja, the Norse Goddess of Love and Beauty, plays a significant role in this bait.

Western Union doesn't play a big part though.

Abbas Isaka

Behold the boilerplate!

9 July 2009

Good Day,
This mail will meet you well together with your lovely family.I am Barrister Abbas Isaka from Kuala Lumpur Malaysia.I need us to discuss about my late client Mr Clifford who bears the same last name with you.I want you to stand as the next of kin to my late client to enable they bank released his funds left behind to your bank account or your position.The money involved is (US$3.200.000.00)I will gives you 45percent of the total funds while 55percent will be for me.Please,get in touch with me as soon as possible for more details.I await your urgent response.
Best regards.
Abbas Isaka Esq

[Scam-o-note: Dear Reader, this is a standard Dead Bank Customer letter. Standard Lad Operating Procedure dictates that at some point a legal document will be required, which will cost money, or the victim's presence will be required in the scammer's country, which will be impossible - but a helpful 'attorney' will offer his services to handle the matter - for a fee.]

Camille White
Mr Isaka,
Just how does this work?
Regards,
Camille White
Abbas Isaka
10 July 2009 Good day ,
I want to thank you for the immediate response you gave my mail.I want to assure you once more that i will put all modalities in place to ensure a smooth and safe transaction. You do not have anything to worry about.I believe that anything worth doing is worth doing well.
Like i stated in my previous mail, my name is Barrister Abbas Isaka.I am a solicitor and personal attorney to the late Mr.Clifford who died without any known next of kin. As the personal attorney and guarantor to the late Mr.Clifford.About my humble self,I was a reputable lawyer for many years ago in my country,married with three kids.So i will not be involved with any bad thing which will soil my reputation. Procedurally, they bank have inform me before they will take any action on the money that was deposited in their bank which i was the guarantor. This was what they did by informing me to get the next of kin to my client and that was the opportunity that i want us to exploit. With your permission,I will now register you with the bank as his next of kin, thereby making you the bonafide owner of the funds.
The deposit value is $3.2 million(Three Million, Two Hundred Thousand United States dollars)I will like to register you with they bank as the next of kin to late Mr Clifford.I was planning to invest my own portion of money in your country pending on the business you may advise me on.I have laid every thing bare for you. The decision is now yours.
This transaction involves huge sum of money, hence i am advising you to keep it highly secret/confidential.The success of it will greatly depend on our keeping the transaction very confidential.
I attached my personal information which include my Intn'l passport, Bar membership Certificate and my National college advocacy certificate etc so that you will know me more better than this.I advise you should not share it with any other third party as it is personal to me.
Should you decide positively to the above proposal, i will guide you on how we are to proceed so that we will achieve our aim.The next step is that you should filled this form and return it to me so that it will be deposed in the High court.
FILL THIS FORM AND SEND BACK TO ME ASAP
Full Name:..............................................................................
Country of Origin:........................................................
Marital Status.....................................................................
Sex...................................
Occupation:..........................................
Your Age:......................................................
Contact Address:.........................................................................
Telephone Number:.....................................
WITH THE ABOVE INFORMATION,I WILL START THE LEGAL PROCESS HERE IN MY COUNTRY.
Get back to me ASAP with your permission so that i can commence with the transfer process.
Thanking you in anticipation.
Best regards
Barrister Abbas Isaka
Tel:+60166438325

[With that message came a selection of documents... some mediocre, a couple of them just terrible.]




warganegara lelaki = male citizen in Malay







Camille White

Mr Isaka,
Well that's a pile of stuff and no mistake!
So I know all about you, but who exactly was this Clifford guy? I really think I need to know more about him.
Camille White

Abbas Isaka

13 July 2009

Dear Camille,
This mail will meet you well.Abbout late Mr Clifford White.Mr Clifford is an Oil base business man here in Malaysia and Indonesia before his death.
He is from London as he told me but married with a Brazilian woman without having a kid with him.They have been divorced many years ago.I ask him what brought the divorced of his dear wife and he told that it is do some family problelm which is best known to them.I attach the photo passport of late Mr Clifford White for you to knows him well that he is not your relatives and only he bears the same last name with you.This is the passport which he used to registered in my Chamber as i am his attorney.
Please i do hope you have understand me and if you still need any other clarification,don't hesistate to contact me.Hope that your satisfy with these information about me and Late Clifford.
What is left now is for us to moves forward.Thanks while i awaits your response to this mail so that i will commence the legal proceedure.
Regards
Abbas Isaka

[ He sent a picture, but since it's probably of an innocent third party, I won't post it. ]

Camille White
Mr Isaka,
I'll tell you this - no way would I want to be his relative! He looks really glum and I don't know why. Was he always like that? Anyhoo...
Full Name: Camille Michelle White.......................................................
Country of Origin: Australia..............................................
Marital Status Single, but going steady............................................
Sex. Female...........................
Occupation: Photomodel...............................
Your Age: 24...................................................
Contact Address: 35 Westmoreland Grove Glebe Sydney NSW Australia..................
Telephone Number: None................
Regards,
Camille White
Abbas Isaka

15 July 2009

Dear Camille,
I have received the form and i have already started the legal process to make the transfer.I will update you while i makke progress.Please i need your private phone number incase i need an urgent message.
Regards
Abbas Isaka

Abbas Isaka

15 July 2009

Dear Madam,
Good evening,I have made some progress. I have secured one approval paper today. I have scanned it and sending it to you, also i made a payment for oath and stamp duty fees and receipt is also attached for your record.I will keep you updated as i progress and hopefully before the begining of next week or latest by next weekend i will be through with the process.Please do sent the bank account number where you want this money to be transferred immediatel because it will appear at the last approval before we apply to the Bank.
Confirm receipt of attched documents.
Regards,
Abbas Isaka
TEl:+60166438325




Camille White
Mr Isaka,
I didn't write "NONE" for phone number out of spite; I wrote it because I don't have a phone.
Childhood rubella left me profoundly hearing-impaired. That's the way it is.
Camille White
Camille White

[ Having denied him the phone number, I then oblige with the banking details. It's good to give the Lad an occasional hope spot. ]

 

Mr Isaka,
Yup, I got them right here.
I bank with the National Australia Bank and my account number is C 937 641 424 MW.
Regards,
Camille White
Abbas Isaka

21 July 2009

Dear Camille,
Find attached last approval. I will be going to they bank immediately to submit this last approval for them to starting transfering this funds on your behalf .The bank may likely contact you, then let me know.They may contact you before transfer will be effected.
Exercise some patience as you can see that i have worked out everything now. As soon as transfer is made they will notify you.
Confirm the attachment
Regards
Abbas Isaka

[ Wow, an account to kill, and I didn't even ask! ]

Abbas Isaka

21 July 2009

Dear Camille,
I went to they bank for them to start the transfer process and they told me to go and get CERTIFICATE OF LEGALITY.This certificate is from Ministry of Finance here.As i went to get they certificate and i was told that they certificate is $3.550usd.I have only $2.300usd with me so am totally confused.
I was not meant to ask you for money to do this transaction. I had wanted to pay for all the expenses for this transaction and i have been doing so. I have even borrowed so much money to reach to this stage of the transaction. I thought i will go even farther than this in paying for the expenses but i was constrained to come to you for help when i saw that i could not bear all the cost of the CERTIFICATE OF LEGALITY.I could not afford to pay all the money for the certificate as it is much. That was why i was compelled to asked you to raise atleast USD1.250usd to complete the money.I do hope you know what CERTIFICATE OF LEGALITY is meant for? All money spent by both of us will be taken back after transfer.If there is anything you don't understand, feel free to ask me for more clarifications.Please send the money to my secretary name by western union money transfer or through this account number below.
Name: Ibrahima Mbow
Account Number : 114021866860
Bank Name: Maybank
Bank Address: Kuala Lumpur Malaysia
Swift Code: MBBEMYKL
I do sincerely hope you will see reason with me.Please act accordingly.
I am waiting to hear from you.
Regards
Abbas Isaka

Camille White
Mr Isaka,
That's shiny! I'll get back to you ASAP if anything shows up.
Camille White

[ It's time to throw in a monkey wrench as another scammer goes after Cammy!
In order to prevent giving the Lad a brand new script, I made some subtle changes to the scam email. ]

Camille White

Mr Isaka,
I don't remember you saying anything about a Certificate of Legality, but trust me, that's not important right now. What I want to know is why someone else from Malaysia should have written to me with an offer of huge amounts of money.
Seems some rich guy died and I can get his money.

ASSALAMUALAIKUM :
Your e-mail adress came up in a random drawer conducted by my low firm, HAJI SULAIMAN ABDULLAH Low Chambers in Kuala Lumpur Malasia.
My name is BARRISTER HAJI SULAIMAN ABDULLAH (esq).A personal antorney to my late clint Mr.Abdul Rahman who worked with an oil firm here in Malasia, Mr.Abdul Rahman a well known Philatelist who died along with his entire family in the Gulf Air Flight Crashes in Persian Gulf near Bahrain Aired August 23 2000 2:50p.m.
Before he died, he made a Will in my low firm stating that $5.2M five million Two Hundred Thousand U.S. dollars only) should be donated to any Philatelist of our choice outside Malaysia (Overseas.)
My chambers conducted a random drawer which was superviewed by the Ministry of justice, The antorney Genral of Malasia and BOFFIN BANK Malaysia the bank where the money was deposited by my late clint Mr Abdul Rahman,and your name and e-mail adress was pricked as the beneficiary to this (WILL).

What the fuck is going on?

Camille White

Abbas Isaka

[ He took that calmly... ]

22 July 2009

Dear Camille,
Thnaks for your mail forward and they content was well noted in this chamber.Have you reply the mail??? Please my advise is that you should not reply that mail because i think that someone want to spoil our business.I guess that who send you this mail may be my workers who works in my office so please do ignore this mail so that we will finished this our transaction immediately.Have you send the money which i ask you to assist me??
Please my dear Camille,just ignore that mail and lets moves forward as you can see that some lawyer here in Malaysia want to spoil our business.To tell you the truth,i must get the person who writes you because i must call some meetings with my co workers in this chamber.Don't be so angry as you can see that good things always have so disturb on they way.Hope you can reason hope with me.Please do send the money immediately because once they bank transfer this funds to your account.I will fly over to your country for normal share.Waiting for good news from you.
Regards
Abbas Isaka

[ Investment advice from Cammy... not really a good idea! ]

Abbas Isaka

23 July 2009

Dear Camille,
This mail will meet you well.They bank manager of International Bank here told me that once we get this certificate,they will transfer this funds to your account number in Australia under 48hours so what are we waiting for now?Can i know when are you going to send the money so that i will know what am doing from here and also for my preparation to your country Australia.
I have been thinking of investing my own ratio of this funds to Agricultural Equipments in your Country.Did you think it is a good idea?? I need your kindly advise and also when will you send they money so that i will get the certificate and they bank will make transfer immediately as they promised me as of yesterday and today.Now you can see that it is only they certificate is our problem now.Waiting for urgent response from you as no time left behind us.
Regards
Abbas Isaka

Camille White

Mr Isaka,
Why would anyone want to fuck us over with such a stupid prank?
As it happens, I haven't sent the money, because I have no idea what a CERTIFICATE OF LEGALITY is.
You asked if I did, but I don't, so spell it out!
Camille White

Abbas Isaka

[ I missed the bit about the gold necklace at first... ]

23 July 2009

My dear Camille,
This mail will meet you well overthere.You ask me the meaning of CERTIFICATE OF LEGALITY???
They bank manager told me to get the CERTIFICATE OF LEGALITY unfailingly because any money over USD$1M (One million United States Dollars) which is to be transferred out of any bank in this country must require this Document since the 9/11 attack of the World trade centre in the United States. They said it is the agreement reached by our government and the United states government to check terrorists and drug money. They need to know if the money being transferred out of this country is clean money.
That is why the document is needed and this should be good for us.
Now the problem which I keep telling you is that I do not have all the money to get this document. I borrowed so much money to get us this far in the transaction. The people who I borrowed money from are on my neck now disturbing me for their money. I thought we should have been through with this thing by now so that I should have paid them back.
The painful fact which I have not even told you was that I took my wives Gold pendant which was the first ever gift I gave her and sold it to get money for this deal. I hope to buy her a better one after this but she has not known that I have sold the Gold pendant.
I need your help and assistance. Do not make this seem like I am the only person involved in this matter. The bank people are even worried as we are not making any effort to resolve this transaction. I do not sleep any more because of this problem. I do not concentrate again in my place of work.
PLEASE I NEED YOUR HELP IMMEDIATELY.
Thanks.
Bless you.
Abbas Isaka

Cue the violins...

Abbas Isaka

23 July 2009

How are you today? I have not read from you for somedays now.Keeping silence will not do us any good because we need to get this certificate atleast begining of next week for they bank to effect transfer immediately.Do tell me the situation from your side.
Regards
Abbas Isaka

Camille White

Mr Isaka,
I went to the bank on Friday and did as you asked. Don't sweat it.
As for investment - um, we have a severe drought still happening here. You'd take a bath if you put your money into farm machinery.
Movies aren't so good a deal either (my father lost a heap on Kangaroo Casey - which is when he started to fall apart, or so Roscoe tells me).
Camille White

[ Kangaroo Casey was a movie project dreamed up in the aftermath of Crocodile Dundee, and it proved to be a total investment disaster. ]

Camille White

[ Now for an even bigger monkey wrench... let's see how he copes with this! ]

 

YOU STOLE FROM YOUR WIFE!?
YOU STOLE GOLD FROM YOUR WIFE!?
HOW COULD YOU DO THAT!?
GOLD IS A SACRED SYMBOL OF LOVE AND TO STEAL IT FROM YOUR LOVED ONE IS AN INSULT TO FREYJA!
I CAN'T DO THIS!
Abbas Isaka

27 July 2009

Dear Camille,
This mail will meet you well overthere.Have you sent the money as i told you?? Please do scan the payment receipt and send to me immediately.My dear Camille,once i received the money which you said that you have sent to me here,i will pay for the certificate and the bank will effect transfer immediately as the bank manager promised to me double sure for it.
While coming down to your country and i do hope that there is enough security in your country because you can see that this transaction is my last hope so we need to handle it very careful.Hope and happy to meet you soon in your country.
Regards
Abbas Isaka

Camille White
Until I know Freyja's will about how you betrayed your wife's love, nothing is happening.
I cancelled the payment.
On Wednesday (Woden's Day) I'm asking Ute, the goda of Freyja, to cast the runes and seek Her will on what to do.
Abbas Isaka

[ Now it hits him - and desperation strikes! ]

27 July 2009

Dear Camille
I think your playing with what am proposing for you.What is your concerned about my wife jewerries??, Who is Freyja?? You need to be serious beacuse am not doing child play on my business ok.

Camille White

You stole from your wife - you stole gold from your wife. That's betraying the woman you love. There's nothing worse than that.
Freyja, since you ask, is the goddess I worship - the goddess of love and beauty. What you did is anathema to the Goddess.
I can't let your crime against love go unpunished.
The Runes will decide what curse will fall on you. Only once Her will is known can I even think of continuing with our business.

Abbas Isaka

27 July 2009

Dear Camille,
I have told my wife about they jewerries and she said that there is no problem once i will buy another one for her after they money have arrives your account in Australia.Now the ball is on your cort.I promise to buy her another jewerries and she is so happy than ever before.What are we waiting again to finalized this transaction?? Please if your not interesting again,just tell me so that i will look for another partner who will help me to pay this money for they certificate as you can see that we have wasted time as i promised the bank before.Waiting for your urgent response as soon as possible.
Regards
Abbas Isaka

Camille White
Bullcrap.
If AJ stole the necklace he gave me when we moved in together - if he stole my Brisingamen - he'd lose me forever. It wouldn't matter what he promised to buy me later.
You haven't told your wife. Don't lie to me. I don't do business with liars.
When Ute has cast the Runes, I will raise my spirit to Freyja and call down a curse that you never know love or wealth again.
Mohammed Al-Sarif

Enter the "banker" in an attempt to steer the train back onto the tracks.

13 August 2009

Dear Camille Michelle White,
Madam,
The transfer of US$3.2M (Three Million two Hundred Thousand United States Dollars only) has not been effected as one vital document has not been submitted by you. Upon verification of the documents submitted by you, through your representative here, this document was not submitted to this office.
The document is:
1. CERTIFICATE OF LEGALITY
As soon as this document gets to this office, the money will be transferred to your bank account.
Best regards,.
Mohammed Al-Sarif
Admin Dept., Inter-Bank
CC: Barr. Abbas Isaka

Camille White

Mr Al-Sarif,
That money is cursed by the Goddess as my so-called "representative" is a lying piece of shit who stole his wife's jewellery.
Camille White

[Dear reader, there is no wife and there is no jewelry, but you knew that. Right?
If not, please review the rest of this web site thoroughly.]

Mohammed Al-Sarif

18 August 2009

Attn Camille Michelle White
Your late uncle's attorney was in the bank today and ascertains how far you have gone with this bank and I made him to understand that you said he stole his wife Jewries to help in settle matters so that this fund will be transferred to your account as quickly as possible and immediately that is done he know that you will settle him and he will replace the items back to his wife.
This bank want to know from you to confirm your readiness for the smooth transferred of this your inheritance fund to your account and let this bank know if you will still need the service of your late uncle's attorney or his service is no longer required from you so that we will assign a bank accredited attorney that will help you out of can you fly down to this country to handle this fund transfer your self.
You urgent advice is needed within two days from today or this fund will be transferred into government Escrow account pending when you will be in this bank in person to settle matter and clear and collect this fund.
Thanks.
Mohammed Al-Sarif
Admin Dept., Inter-Bank

Camille White
Mr Al-Saraf,
As I told you - that money is cursed by the Goddess. Anyone who claims that will never know love or prosperity again, just as Isaka will suffer for his crime against Freyja.
Camille White

[ There was no response... ]

Don't f**k with Freyja - or Camille White!


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