THE WIND OF DEAD HUMANS

CAMMY WHITE, a trusted associate of ELIZA DANE and MAL REYNOLDS, last graced Scamorama in AM SICK AND TIRED OF THIS WHOLE LONG STORY.

This bait turned out to be a short one - just under three quarters of an hour - but I had a lot of fun at the time.

I do apologise for the Holocaust reference; I intended no disrespect to the dead.

The Scammer

DR. PETER OBI, of the Fedex Courier Company Service (hereafter FCSS); strangely prone to outbursts of Christian references and curses

The Baiter

CAMILLE WHITE, (hereafter Cammy), an Odin-worshipping photomodel from Sydney, not that any of that is relevant to the bait


FCCS
(8:36 PM)

[Without any preamble, this hit my Yahoo chat box back in January 2011.]

CONTACT FEDEX FOR YOUR PACKAGE NOW
Dear Friend.
We have deposited your Draft $4.5 Million us Dollars in FedEx Express
with Registraction number Ftd/122p/mtm/2009 Zip
Code;0113388.Try to send them all your informations including,
1)Name___________
2)Address________
3)Telephone______
4)Country___________
5)Attachment picture_____
Note:that the only money you will pay to them is $100 for their delivery
fee,so try to comply with them and assure you they will serve you better.
Contact Dr.Peter Obi
Email (FCCS@yahoo.fr )
Telephone +229-xxxxxxxx.
Cammy
(8:36 PM)
I don't understand.
Cammy
(8:37 PM)
Hello?
FCCS
(8:38 PM)
your Draft Worth of $4.5 Million us Dollars was deposited here in our company FedEx Express
with Registraction number Ftd/122p/mtm/2009 Zip
Code;0113388.Try to send them all your informations including,
1)Name___________
2)Address________
3)Telephone______
4)Country___________
5)Attachment picture_____
Note:that the only money you will pay to them is $100 for their delivery
fee,so try to comply with them and assure you they
will serve you better.
Contact Dr.Peter Obi
Email ( FCCS@yahoo.fr )
Telephone +229-xxxxxxxx.
FCCS
(8:38 PM)
So you need to go through the message very well so then you will understand it very well
Cammy
(8:39 PM)
That doesn't help at all.
FCCS
(8:39 PM)
I am Dr.Peter Obi the Fedex company director
FCCS
(8:39 PM)
What will help you
FCCS
(8:39 PM)
Tell me
FCCS
(8:39 PM)
What will help you
Cammy
(8:39 PM)
An explanation.
FCCS
(8:40 PM)
What sort of explanation do you want so that i can give it to you right now
Cammy
(8:40 PM)
What's this about $4.5 million?
FCCS
(8:43 PM)
Mrs Anne Frank was the one who deposited your draft of $4.5 million united state dollars here in our company and she has already done all the necessary expenses which you suppose to do exccept the delivery fee.

[Anne Frank? Surely not... I decided to send down a curve ball]
Cammy
(8:43 PM)
But she's dead.

[The Lad's reaction was gratifyingly intense.]
FCCS
(8:44 PM)
Who told you that Mrs Anne Frank is dead,don't you ever say that again before you will be charge to murder case
Cammy
(8:45 PM)
She died in Buchenwald. Typhus, so I heard.
FCCS
(8:45 PM)
If you want her tele phone number let me give it to you so that you can call her right now
FCCS
(8:45 PM)
She never died do you hear me now
FCCS
(8:45 PM)
And don't impose death on her
Cammy
(8:45 PM)
No, it's certain. Unless you have a direct line to Sessrumnir, she ain't talking.
FCCS
(8:46 PM)
What the hell are you talking about here
FCCS
(8:46 PM)
It is complete lies
Cammy
(8:46 PM)
Not Hel, Sessrumnir.
FCCS
(8:47 PM)
If there is anybody that told you that she is dead just know that they used it to collect money from you period
FCCS
(8:47 PM)
She is not dead
FCCS
(8:47 PM)
Do you hear me now
FCCS
(8:47 PM)
Stop gossip
Cammy
(8:47 PM)
Oh no, she's dead for sure, and her whole family, too.
Cammy
(8:47 PM)
Tragic.
FCCS
(8:48 PM)
You're the biggest fool i have ever seen in my entire life
Cammy
(8:49 PM)
It's pretty stupid to offer to give me a phone number for a dead woman.
Cammy
(8:49 PM)
Like, duh.
FCCS
(8:49 PM)
How can you be putting death upon somebody who is very much alive more than you do
Cammy
(8:49 PM)
I didn't want her to die. It happened, though. It was her Wyrd.
FCCS
(8:49 PM)
Please i don't want to continue these anymore ok
Cammy
(8:50 PM)
Death claims us all. Don't be such a wuss.
FCCS
(8:50 PM)
I am going right away to inform her about this issue now
Cammy
(8:50 PM)
What, have a seance? Good luck!
FCCS
(8:51 PM)
Please can i have your phone number so that i can give it to her so that she can call you for you to believe that she is not dead
FCCS
(8:52 PM)
your phone number
Cammy
(8:52 PM)
(02) xxxx xxxx. Speak slowly, and follow the prompts.
FCCS
(8:53 PM)
What do you mean which country has this number
Cammy
(8:53 PM)
Australia.
FCCS
(8:54 PM)
Then put the number very well with the code
Cammy
(8:54 PM)
Where are you?
FCCS
(8:54 PM)
Then put the number very well with the code
Cammy
(8:55 PM)
What code?
FCCS
(8:55 PM)
Your country code number for international dial
FCCS
(8:55 PM)
1)Name___________
2)Address________
3)Telephone______
4)Country___________
5)Attachment picture_____
Cammy
(8:56 PM)
How the fuck should I know that? I'm not in the habit of ringing myself from overseas. Like, duh!
FCCS
(9:00 PM)
I want you to look at this very well
FCCS
(9:00 PM)

And then, as if starting afresh...

 

 

 

 

 

It breaks off there.

Good Day My Dear!!
I want to thank you for helping me out in that last transaction which went successful,However,I am now in Australia where I am now investing my own share of the fund,as I'd promised to compensate you after everything.I have contacted my Bank to confirm if you have received the compensation payment of ( $900,000 USD UNITED STATES DOLLARS ) which I issued in your name,but they told me that they could not transfer it to you because you did not afford to pay the tranfser charges.
I have instructed my Bank to cancel any payment regards to the Bank Draft and then authorized them to Credit the Fund into ATM MASTER CARD in your name which they have done.
As of now be informed that the ATM CARD has been registered with Fedex Express Company,and all charges has been paid,but

[I thought it was $4.5 million.]

Cammy
(9:00 PM)
And?
FCCS
(9:00 PM)
below is the Fedex contact informations
CONTACT PERSON IS
Director,Fedex Customer Care Dept.
Email ( )
Contact Phone:
Here are the informations you have to forward to Fedex:
1. YOUR FULL NAMES:______
2. ADDRESS:_______
3. OFFICE/ CELLPHON NUMBERS:_________
4. SEX:_____
5..OCCUPATION:________
6. NATIONALITY:________
7. AGE:_____ Best Regards
Cammy
(9:00 PM)
And?
FCCS
(9:00 PM)

He just repeats himself, repeats himself..

Good Day My Dear!!
I want to thank you for helping me out in that last transaction which went successful,However,I am now in Australia where I am now investing my own share of the fund,as I'd promised to compensate you after everything.I have contacted my Bank to confirm if you have received the compensation payment of ( $900,000 USD UNITED STATES DOLLARS ) which I issued in your name,but they told me that they could not transfer it to you because you did not afford to pay the tranfser charges.
I have instructed my Bank to cancel any payment regards to the Bank Draft and then authorized them to Credit the Fund into ATM MASTER CARD in your name which they have done.
As of now be informed that the ATM CARD has been registered with Fedex Express Company,and all charges has been paid,but
FCCS
(9:01 PM)
below is the Fedex contact informations
CONTACT PERSON IS
Director,Fedex Customer Care Dept.
Email ( )
Contact Phone:
Here are the informations you have to forward to Fedex:
1. YOUR FULL NAMES:______
2. ADDRESS:_______
3. OFFICE/ CELLPHON NUMBERS:_________
4. SEX:_____
5..OCCUPATION:________
6. NATIONALITY:________
7. AGE:_____
Best Regards
Cammy
(9:01 PM)
What the fuck is all this about?
FCCS
(9:02 PM)
That will enable you to understand waht i am telling you for long
FCCS
(9:02 PM)
So what do you know about that message which i sent to you
Cammy
(9:02 PM)
It doesn't mean anything. Anne Frank is still dead.
FCCS
(9:03 PM)
I want you to know very well that your total fund is $1.5 million united state dollars

[First it was $4.5 million, then $900,000, and now $1.5 million; indecisive much, Mr Obi?]

FCCS
(9:03 PM)
Do you get that into your skull
FCCS
(9:04 PM)
So never you think that we don't know you
Cammy
(9:04 PM)
That $1.5 million is from Microsoft and it's coming from London.

[I'd been getting a lot of Microsoft lottery scam emails about then.]

FCCS
(9:05 PM)
And i reall want you to understand that from today till the end of this world i mean till Jesus Christ come the second time you will never ever recieve anything

[Trying Christian references on Cammy will not work; she's a devout Asatruar.]
Cammy
(9:06 PM)
You're one of those Christian Sheeple? Loser!
FCCS
(9:06 PM)
Talkless of $1.5 m u s d

Nigerian way of saying "much less" or "not to speak of"

FCCS
(9:06 PM)
Can we bet it for something good
FCCS
(9:07 PM)
Go and look for prophet so that he or she will alert you on these
Cammy
(9:07 PM)
Go look for a what?
FCCS
(9:07 PM)
Go and look for prophet so that he or she will alert you on these
Cammy
(9:08 PM)
I'll ask my goda to cast the Runes, if that's what you mean. I don't know what good it'll be.
FCCS
(9:08 PM)
If you know that you has spent your earn of a leaving in this your so called $1.5 m usd then you have lost it for devil
FCCS
(9:09 PM)
I am operating in good act of human
Cammy
(9:09 PM)
I don't understand what you just said.
FCCS
(9:10 PM)
Therefore when i say something to you better believe me and made your ways
FCCS
(9:11 PM)
Because you has been dealing with altmostpher of scammers for long time ago
Cammy
(9:11 PM)
What the fuck are you on about?
FCCS
(9:12 PM)
But you never see someone who be able to put you in a good manner of understanding in what you has been doing
FCCS
(9:12 PM)
The goodest of Jesus christ
Cammy
(9:12 PM)
It's English, but it's telling me fuck all.
FCCS
(9:13 PM)
Hebrew chapter 1vs7 read it very well and you will understand all these message

One translation renders it as "Speaking of angels He says, "WHO MAKES HIS ANGELS WINDS, AND HIS MINISTERS A FLAME OF FIRE." Okay.... Meanwhile Cammy doesn't seem to have looked it up.

Cammy
(9:13 PM)
I leave the Bible to the Sheeple like you.
FCCS
(9:14 PM)
That is act of humility by saying like me because you don't know who I AM
Cammy
(9:14 PM)
I don't give a shit who you are.
FCCS
(9:15 PM)
And let me tell you one thing you will remark in your entire life
Cammy
(9:15 PM)
Anne Frank is dead.
FCCS
(9:15 PM)
This is the Holy oracle
Cammy
(9:16 PM)
Sure it is!
FCCS
(9:16 PM)
I will not tell you this again that Mrs Anne is not dead rather if you dere say it again you will join the rest of the dead humans
Cammy
(9:17 PM)
Is that a threat?
FCCS
(9:18 PM)
I will give you the wind of dead humans right now if you open that your dirty gotta called mouth and say she is dead again
Cammy
(9:18 PM)
OK.
FCCS
(9:18 PM)
I am not in threathen
Cammy
(9:18 PM)
Anne Frank is dead.
Cammy
(9:18 PM)
Anne Frank is dead.
Cammy
(9:18 PM)
Anne Frank is dead.
FCCS
(9:18 PM)
Rather i will do it
Cammy
(9:18 PM)
Now what?
FCCS
(9:18 PM)
Thank you
Cammy
(9:19 PM)
You idiot.

[I never heard from him again.]

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