CHUKS

Back in November, one "David Chuks" contacted Lady Agatha Bristol, CBE, to warn her off from the dubious proposition offered by Jonathan Mokoena. Mr. Mokoena has most recently appeared (by courtesy of Lads Equity) in the correspondence of Lady Agatha and HRH Margaret, and Captain Stabbin. It ended with Mr. Mokoena asking Lady Agatha and Co. to PLEASE stop writing him. Meanwhile, Mr. Chuks popped up again and offered Lady Agatha a REAL deal.

DAVID CHUKS IS FOR REAL, NOT LIKE THE OTHER GUYS

From: david chuks [divadpchr@yahoo.com]
To: hrhprincess_margaret@someISP.com
CC: sirmarmite@someISP.com
Subject: be ceraful enemies have entered in royal family.
Date: Fri, 22 Nov 2002 08:09:12 -0800 (PST)

Princess Margaret,

God has used me to review the trap a Nigerian who claimed to be Mr.Jonathan Mokeona Nationalcity of Kenya set against you.

Iam a born again christain,Therefore,I must tell you nothing but the truth.Withdraw yourself from this crude business.It is a degree the federal Government of Nigeria mark out as 419,stealing by trikes. There is nothing like two hundred and thrity five million($235m) he slinked out from OAU or AU.Also,there is no security company in the Gambia the fund was lying which he has given you the certificate of deposite and balance of thirty five thousand ua Dollars to pay,All are forgery.

Do not take part in this business otherwise you will have yourself to be blame.He is a citizen of Nigeria,if you like I can give you his Telephone number and his real name.If you continue dealing with them, I know that they will coonvince you.This type of business is too known in Africa.Even they have their represntatives in any where in the World.

I know you have gone far with them but start from now ignore them.If you don't beleive me,you can enquire more advise from Nigeria high Commissioner in Lodon.

A word is enough of the wise.

Please,do not let him to know that you received mail from any body.As stated below are what you will tell him after some few days you have ignored their commiunication

1.tell him that you have combined all the mails and documents he sent to you none of them looks like original.

2.That he has given you serval e-mail addresses,tetephone numbers and change of the so called Mohammed Musa to another person he claimed to be the director of the fake security company infact, with all these,you can understand that it is inter-net scam(game) and you should not go in details from the information I gave to you please.

please,this two points is ok for him not to know some body must leak his business other wise security is noy save.

Good bye,may God almighty continue to guide and protect you in the hand of Jesus Amen.

Brother.David.

AND CAN YOU SEND ME SOME MONEY?

From: david chuks [divadpchr@yahoo.com]
To: hrhprincess_margaret@hotmail.com
Subject: A CRY FOR HELP.
Date: Fri, 29 Nov 2002 09:26:24 -0800 (PST)

Dearest Princess Magaret,

I been waiting to hear from you regards to a cry for help.Please,I need your help no matter how little it is to enble me rescue my wife from hospital.Could you pity that I lost one of the twins two days back

Please,try to help me as soon as possible.

May God be with you Amen.

Brother David.

A PRINCESS'S HEART IS TOUCHED

From: "Princess Margaret"
To: divadpchr@yahoo.com
Date: 29 Nov 2002, 12:32:14 PM
Subject: Re: A CRY FOR HELP.

Dear Mr Chuks

Your plea hs indeed touched the heart of all of us at Alton Towers.

Before we can consider any business between us, however palace protocol demands that you sign and return the following Oath of Allegience:

"I David Chuks, being of sound mind and body, citizen of .... do hearby swear all feisance and crikey kustard to the mighty leige-sway of My Princess Margaret, in full merkins of twix and ongoing right royal quims, for the purposes of this all due matter in hand.'

(Date) (Signature)

I am sure that you will understand the necessary nature of this traditional formality. Please return this with your picture, and We will be happy to take matters to the next stage.

Margaret.

Her Royal Highness Princess Margaret VC
Duchess of Great Tesco, Stewardess of Llareggub, Prioress of Lotto
Room 101
The Royal Les Dawson Suite
Kensington Doss House,
Buckingham
London
FU2 GlT

DAVID CHUKS SWEARS FEISANCE AND WHATEVER

From: david chuks [divadpchr@yahoo.com]
To: Princess Margaret
Subject: Re: A CRY FOR HELP.
Date: Mon, 2 Dec 2002 07:37:53 -0800 (PST)

Dear Princess Margaret,

I received your mail.

Infact,I wiil be very grateful to receive any thing you send for me in order to rescue my wife from the hospital.this is a help I need from you not a business.

Please,Iam waiting as soon as possible meanwhile,I signed as you demanded

"I David Chuks, being of sound mind and body, citizen of Lagos,Nigeria.... do hearby swear all feisance and crikey kustard to the mighty leige-sway of My Princess Margaret, in full merkins of twix and ongoing right royal quims, for the purposes of this all due matter in hand.'

(Signature)
Mr.David Chuks.

(date)

2nd Dec.2002.

. Mr.David Chuks.

THE PRINCESS DOTS THE Is

From: "Princess Margaret"
To: divadpchr@yahoo.com
Date: 02 Dec 2002, 11:27:06 AM
Subject: Re: A CRY FOR HELP.

Dear David

Thank you for your prompt response. However, the Oath of Allegience is only acceptable in form of an attachment showing a suitably signed form on a letter headed paper, together with your passport for proof of identity.

Palace protocol is unswerving in this demand before we proceed any further so please accomodate Us on this.

You will understand that the British Throne likes these matters done properly.

Margaret
AND THEN FOR A LONG TIME, NOTHING...

DAVID CHUKS RE-EMERGES

From: david chuks [divadpchr@yahoo.com]
To: Princess Margaret
Subject: Happy new year.
Date: Sat, 11 Jan 2003 06:06:18 -0800 (PST)

Deaest Margaret,

I know that you most be worried as you have not receied my mail for long time ago.I lost my wife on the 15th Dec.2002 and was burried on the 29th Dec.2002 in my village and since then,I have been in the village till 6th Jan.2003, I returned back to Lagos Nigeria.

However,I thank God for every thing for he,the God that knows why it is like these.Iam not much worried because God Almighty says that we should grorify him in every condition also,The God Almighty knows well why my wife should be survived with one of her twins.

May these type of condition be discounted in your family in Jesus Name Amen.

N/B I am at Lagos now with empty hand but very rich in Jesus Christ.

May God be with you Amen.

Brother David.

THE PRINCESS IS EVER SO SORRY

From: "Princess Margaret"
To: divadpchr@yahoo.com
Date: 13 Jan 2003, 05:55:54 AM
Subject: Re: Happy new year.

Dear Mr Chuks

What a pleasant surprise to hear from you, and yes I was intrigued and surprised to have heard so little from you. Naturally We quite appreciate the necessary interruption that your sad loss has made to this business, and our thoughts go out to you. I myself had a sad event over the New Year when my Chamberlain Lord Marmite died unexpectedly after a cold night's badger baiting in Brixton. I fear that he had spread himself too thinly of late, what with this and the problems with Prince Wayne, and this was the inevitable result. He will be sadly missed and his funeral will be at Emmerdale Abbey very shortly.

However let us put such unfortunate matters behind us and try and pick up where we left off. I believe you are working on the Oath of Allegience?

MARGARET

can we hope for more?

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