DR. WHO'S ON FIRST

From the Kindly Contributor also known as Tom Cobley, this encounter wasted some of a Lad's time for over a month around the New Year.

Hi again. All the characters and organisations I played come from Doctor Who episodes involving Cybermen. I don't know why. It just seemed like a good idea at the time. I really enjoyed this one. I *loved* being pedantic about all the errors in the lad's affidavit. How often in real life do you get the chance to nitpick like that, and get away with it...?

THE BAD GUYS:
Mrs. Sarah Kufa Eyadema -- widow of the President of Togo
Barrister Adams Smith -- her lawyer who shares her habit of typing their ID twice in the From: line.
Mr. Short Emile -- another lawyer
Global Mid West Securities -- who never responded to any of my emails

THE GOOD GUYS:
Tobias Vaughn -- businessman, head of Cybus Corporation
Adric Espace -- Cybus Corporation's resident computer expert
Dr. Kit Pedlar -- Cybus Corporation's resident mad scientist


Mrs. Sarah Kufa Eyadema

Received: from [195.8.26.11] <-- Broadband Home Ghana
From: sarah kufa <sarahkufa08@yahoo.com>
Subject: I await your prompt response.
To: sarahkufa08@yahoo.com

Mrs. Sarah kufa Eyadema's family
Email me directly :- mrssaraheyafamily@yahoo.com
OR Call me :-+233 243722449

Hello Dear ,

I am Mrs. Sarah kufa Eyadema , The wife to the formal Head of State Lome Togo, My late husband who die at 69 years Old, suffered a heart attack early Saturday, Feb. 5, 2005 in our hometown of Piya in southeastern Togo I and my family arrange immediately for his treatment in Europe , but as the good lord will's he die on his way to Europe.

I am contacting you in view of the fact we will be great assistance to each other likewise developing a cordial business relationship. I currently have within my reach the sum of fifty-five Million United States Dollars (US$55,000,000.00) , which I intend to use for investment purposes specifically in your country.

This money came as a result of a payback contract deal between my late husband and Russian Firm on our country's Multi-billion Dollars Lome Steel Plant.The Russian partners returned my husbands share of US$55 Million after his death and lodged it with my husband 's security Firm in Ghana of which I am a director. Right now the new Civilian Government has revoked our licenses that allow us to own a financial and oil company. In view of these I acted very fast to withdraw the US$55 Million from the company's vault well preserved and packaged in trunk boxes and deposited it in a privately erected security safe. I have since declared the Security Company bankrupt. No record ever existed concerning the money neither is the money traceable by the Government because there is no document showing that we received the money from Russians. I seek your assistance to move the money out of this country. On your consent, I shall expect you to contact me urgently to enable us discuss in details about this transaction. Bearing in mind that your assistance is needed to transfer this fund,

I propose a commission of 30% (Thirty Percent) of the total sum to you for the expected services and assistance. All arrangement and plant's has been put in place through the help of our family lawyer for the claim and clearing of this fund from the security and finance company as we move the fund directly to your account.

Your urgent response is highly needed so as to stop further contact. I therefore mandate Barrister Adams Cole, who is our family lawyer to deal with you on this transaction. Your will be required firstly to correspond with our family lawyer Barrister Adams Cole, on Tel:+233-24-3012793, before communicating with me this is totally for security reasons, because people and family relatives has try in the pass to rip me off. See this website for verifications :-

http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/english/doc/2005-02/06/content_415563.htm

I must use this opportunity to implore you to exercise the utmost indulgence to keep this matter extraordinarily confidential whatever your decision, while I await your prompt response.

Your can Email me directly :- mrssaraheyafamily@yahoo.com or call me :- +233 24 3722449

Yours sincerely,

Mrs. Sarah Eyadema.



Tobias Vaughn

To: sarahkufa08@yahoo.com
From: "Tobias Vaughn" <vaughn@cybuscorporation.xxxxxxx>
Cc: sarahfamilys1960@yahoo.com,mrssaraheyafamily@yahoo.com

Ms Eyadema,

Thank you for your excellent email. Allow me to introduce myself; I am Tobias Vaughn, head of the Cybus Corporation, the UK's largest cybernetic manufacturer of prosthetic limbs and artificial organs. If your late husband had had access to our products, he might have survived his heart attack.

I would like to help you with your transaction, however there are some matters which will need to be cleared before I can agree. You mentioned that I would receive 30% of the total US$55 million. I estimate this at around 16.5 million U.S. dollars or £9,519,963.07 in UK Pounds. I would prefer it if you could round my share up to a simple 10 million UK Pounds. Let me know if this is acceptable to you.

--

Tobias Vaughn, Cybercontroller


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Mrs. Sarah Kufa Eyadema

Subject: contact my lawyer urgently
To: Tobias Vaughn <vaughn@cybuscorporation.xxxxxxx>

Hello dear Tobias,

peace of the lord be with u...
I received with thanks your e mail response as regards to my proposal. Firstly, I must assure u that this transaction is 100%risk free..

It is also a great opportunity for me seizing this leisure time to congratulate u for answering to my call.

Before going ahead to detail u on how we are to execute this transaction, I must let u know my intention of contacting u. I intend to establish a long lasting relationship with u, I hereby urge u, too make an investment research and discover with immediate effect the type of lucrative investment that this fund will be used on as soon as we have put a claim over the fund, as we go in for proper utilization of this fund on investment.

Plans has been completely laid down on how we are to execute this deal without any hitch or hindrance's of this view wish to let u know that we can achieve this paced goals if followed in one accord and understanding.

I here by make an urgent investment Research investment we shall be going into as soon as the fund arrive your domain.

Without wasting much I will like to detail you on the full information's. You will be required to contact my family attorney Barrister Adams Smith, with you full information's below.

Your full namesÉÉÉÉ
Your full postal AddressÉÉÉ.
Your AgeÉÉ.
Your Nationality / CountryÉÉÉ.
Your Telephone and fax numberÉ..
Your full OccupationsÉÉ.

With this full information's above, my family lawyer will be going to Security and Finance company to make the change of ownership after which the company will transfer through the company diplomatic courier to your

Below is the full contact of the lawyer, with your full information's and also kindly call him immediately

Barrister Adams Smith,
Smith Chamber
402 Community hall, new town,
Pb:2177, Accra.
Accra-Ghana
Tel;- +233 24 3012793
Email-: smithchamber_gh@hotmail.com

Please kindly furnish my lawyer with the above information's at once by letting him to know that you are my family best friend, meanwhile from my side, I shall be calling the lawyer's office now as to inform him about you as my family best friend so that he can be able to work with you in good faith.
Also kindly keep me inform in all.

Thanking you greatly.
Mrs. Sarah kufa Eyadema



Tobias Vaughn

Ms Ayadema,

Thank you for your reply. I shall contact your lawyer immediately.

You asked about research into investment opportunities. May I suggest that you invest in my excellent company, Cybus Corporation. It is already the UK's largest supplier of artificial limbs and replacement body parts, and is expanding rapidly in Europe. Soon the whole world shall be ours. Our website http://www.cybuscorporation.com will give you some idea of our success.

Tobias Vaughn, Cybercontroller


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((The website is nothing to do with me, but of course the lad doesn't know that!))


(("Mrs. Eyadema sends the exact same letter as before, and then --))

Mrs. Sarah Kufa Eyadema

Received: from [195.8.26.51]
Subject: i am waiting urgently ( call me no line now..+233243012793 )

Dear Tobias ,

I have also just sent you an urgently email again through my personal email box...: - sarahfamilys1960@yahoo.com

Please contact my lawyer urgently as to enable him proceed towards getting the change of ownership at the security and finance company at once .

Meanwhile, it okay for me as we enter into an investment world in your company, as shareholder. ( CYBUS CORPORATION )

Get intouch with my lawyer, call me no line now..+233243012793 and get back to me.

Thanking your greatly as i wait to hear from you .

Mrs Sarah



Tobias Vaughn

To: smithchamber_gh@hotmail.com
Subject: On behalf of Sarah Kufa Eyadema

Sir,

I am Tobias Vaughn, head of the Cybus Corporation, the UK's largest cybernetic manufacturer of prosthetic limbs and artificial organs, and I am writing on behalf of the excellent Sarah Kufa Eyadema, who is my partner in a confidential business transaction. She has asked me to contact you to aid in this transaction.

Since this transaction is supposed to be confidential, I think it would be best if we stuck to email and didn't use the telephone. If you called my office, your call would have to go through the switchboard and then my secretary who screens all my incoming calls. If you called my mobile, my side of the conversation could end up being overheard by everyone in the train or restaurant with me. In either case, the security of our business would be jeopardised, which I feel certain none of us would want.

I understand you need my other personal details. These are as follows:

POSTAL ADDRESS:
Cybus Corporation

Park Royal Industrial Estate London NW10

AGE: 36

NATIONALITY: British

OCCUPATION: See above

--

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Tobias Vaughn

To: mrssaraheyafamily@yahoo.com

Ms Eyadema,

I have sent an email to your lawyer with my personal information. I am now waiting for his replay.

I also note that you still haven't replied to my earlier query about my share of the transaction. I would prefer it if you could forget about percentages and round my share up to a simple 10 million UK Pounds. Is this acceptable to you?

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Barrister Adams Smith

X-Originating-IP: [195.8.26.51] <-- Broadband Home Ghana again
From: "smithchamber smithchamber" <smithchamber_gh@hotmail.com>
To: vaughn@cybuscorporation.xxxxxxx
Subject: An Acknowledgement Letter

Barrister Adams Smith,
Smith Chamber
402 Community hall, new town,
Pb:2177, Accra.
Accra-Ghana
Tel;- +233 24 3012793
Email-: smithchamber_gh@hotmail.com

28th of Dec,2005.

Attention: Tobias,

An Acknowledgement Letter

From my honorable Desk, I wish to inform you that Mrs. Sarah Kufa Eyadema is my client been the wife of the late president of the republic of Togo Lome as capital.

I wish to inform you that I have also received a pre-information's from Mrs. Eyadema, as her family best friend, demanding that I detail you in full on the procedures as to get the fund cleared and transfer to your account, from the security and Finance company here in Accra Ghana.

I shall be proceed at once to the Federal High Court of justice in order to obtain the Affidavit Oath in your name, as to enable us get down to the finance company for the change of ownership into your name.

I shall keep you posted until I am back from the court after obtaining the Affidavit Oath in your name.

I shall required you to furnish me with you direct cell phone number for an easy communication

Thank you for your co-operation and understanding,
Barrister Adams Smith.
+233243012793



Mrs. Sarah Kufa Eyadema

Subject: here is my picture

My dear Tobias ,
Am just coming back from the hospital, for my check up because my BP is getting high, but am a little better now dear.
I must thank you so much for keeping in touch with me, Yes The lawyer told me that he was kept a very good close contact with you via email and he will be going to the court for oath and also to the company for the change of ownership.
Talking about the percentage , okay 10 million UK Pounds. Is this acceptable by me, I did not answer you early is because I was at the hospital for my BP , But is okay now
My dear, I will like to detail you little on our investment plan‰Ûªs , it will be good for us to spite the fund into 3parts (1) part, We shall putting into your company, since you are ready in that area of business, I think you know a little better in that area of CYBUS CORPORATION (2)One part of the fund will be go into Real Estate business by buying one or two Hotels and House‰Ûªs in London for now.
(3)While the last part of the fund will be put into stocks and shares, been the greatest part of the fund, yes the biggest part of the fund will go into stocks and shares.
Please my dear tom, I know that my idea may not be as good as you think, but still, I will like to know your option on my ideas above.
Meanwhile keep very close contact with my lawyer because , I know that through the power of lord between now and second week in the month January , 2006, we must have enter into this great investment world.
Meanwhile below is also my picture
Thanking you greatly
Mrs Sarah Eyadema,


((Attached to the above were two photos of a very fat African woman. Actually, they were the same picture just cropped in two different ways!))


Tobias Vaughn

Ms Eyadema
Thank you for your pictures. I'm not surprised you have trouble with your blood pressure, since you are clearly clinically obese. If your late husband was as fat as you then I'm not surprised he had a heart attack.
Doctor Kit Pedlar, the head of our excellent research and development team, tells me his is developing a robotic stomach which only digests the healthy nutrients from food and rejects the fat. Although it will be many years before such a device is ready to go on the market, Dr Pedlar assures me that the experimental prototype is about to begin its initial tests.
Would you be interested in volunteering to help with the tests by having your own stomach removed and the robotic replacement surgically inserted in its place? Not only would it help you to lose wieght, you would also be doing an invaluable service to science. Let me know if you are willing to cooperate and I will pass on your details to Dr Pedlar.
Now to business. The terms set out in your email are acceptable, although I should warn you that the London house market has been slowing down lately. The fastest growing real estate market in Britain is Scotland, so that would be a more logical option.
However, I cannot understand why you called me "my dear tom" when my name is Tobias. I am not certain, but I believe that "tom" might also be an East End slang word for a prostitute. Is this what you had in mind. I hoped that we would be equal partners in this matter and that I was more to you than some cheap cockney whore jumping at your every whim. Show me more respect in future or the deal is off.

Tobias Vaughn, Cybercontroller
CYBUS CORPORATION



Tobias Vaughn

To: smithchamber_gh@hotmail.com
From: "Tobias Vaughn" <vaughn@cybuscorporation.xxxxxxx>

Mr Smith,

This is in acknowledgement of your acknowledgement letter.

Tobias Vaughn, Cybercontroller


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Barrister Adams Smith

To: vaughn@cybuscorporation.xxxxxxx
Subject: The change of ownership is been made
From: "smithchamber smithchamber" <smithchamber_gh@hotmail.com>
Date: Thu, 29 Dec 2005
Attachments: Tobias.jpg

Attention: Tobias Vaughn,

I wish to inform you that change of ownership has be made with the security and finance company today and the finance company has also made the change of ownership today 29th of December,2006.

Below is your certificate, Affidavit of Oath , which I obtain on your behalf at the Federal High Court, Accra- Ghana.

The Finance company will be contacting us as soon as possible as to inform us about the shipment of the fund move to your domain through their diplomatic shipping courier shipment.

Be inform that I shall be flying in to met up with you as madam's delegate, in order to assist you clear and collect the fund from the company, after which we shall open an account in your country together before the arrival of Madam.

Mrs. Rose Barnabas
Accra-Ghana

Thanks for your co-operations and understanding
Barrister Adams Smith


((Attached was your typical lad document: full of colour and full of errors.))


Tobias Vaughn

To: smithchamber_gh@hotmail.com
Date: Thu, 29 Dec 2005

Mr Smith,

I have received your affidavit, however there appear to be some errors on it. As I'm sure you know, everything in a legal document has to be perfect in order to withstand scrutiny in a court of law. You will therefore need to re-issue the certificate with these errors corrected. I hope this won't take up too much of your time.

First, in my address, there should be commas to separate the various elements. They should go between "Cybus Corporation" and "Park Royal", between "Industrial Estate" and "London", and also between "NW10" and "England". The address including commas should be "Cybus Corporation, Park Royal Industrial Estate, London NW10, England". Alternatively, you may write each logical element of the address on a separate line, as I did in my original email to you.

There should be a blank line between section b and section c.

In section c, the word "originally" should be moved to before "deposited". The word "the" should be added between "by" and "late", and the first letter of "late" should be in lower case. Also, the word "of" should be added between "husband" and "Mrs."

In sections c and d, you have added an extra full-stop (period) in Sarah Kufa's name, writing it as "Mrs. .Sarah Kufa". You also have not used her full name, "Mrs. Sarah Kufa Eyadema". As this is an official legal document, it would be logical to use her full name.

Section d refers to a "public notary confirmed by the institution". Which institution is this? There is no other mention of it anywhere in the document.

Sections f and g are strangely indented for some reason, and look very odd as a result.

In section f, you say that the money will be paid into my bank account in England. If you had bothered to ask me, you would know that I was planning to have it paid into my tax-free offshore account in the Channel Islands, not England.

There should be a blank line between section f and section g.

The Commissioner of Oath's signature appears to be written upside down.

In the bottom right-hand corner of the document is a blue stamp saying "Confirmed by Chief Justice Jenkins Diala. Date........" However, there is nothing written in the "Date" line to say when he confirmed it.

I look forward to receiving the corrected document once it is ready.

--

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Tobias Vaughn

To: smithchamber_gh@hotmail.com Subject: More problems with the certificate From: "Tobias Vaughn" <vaughn@cybuscorporation.xxxxxxx>

Mr Smith

I had another look at the certificate you sent me yesterday, and I have noticed some more errors in addition to the ones listed in my previous email.

First, the heading mentions "Chief Justice Godon Jenkins Diala". I assume "Godon" is a misprint of "Gordon". If so, it should be corrected to avoid upsetting an important and influential man.

In the paragraph below that, the word "Esq" should be after "Adams Smith" instead of "Smith Chambers".

In section c, you wrote "Accra Ghana" with a space as opposed to the the hyphenated "Accra-Ghana" that you use everywhere else. Which version is correct?

In section d, the phrase "with reference to the next of kin" is meaningless and should be deleted since Mrs Eyadema is already President Eyadema's next of kin and doesn't need to refer anything to herself.

The document goes straight from section d to section f without any section e.

Section f refers to "the oaths act of 1963". Firstly, "Oaths Act" is a proper name and should have initial capital letters. More importantly, this is a Ghanaian law. Since we are dealing with an international transaction between our two countries, the affidavit needs to be valid under Ghanaian and British laws. You need to extend this section so that it also includes the relevant British act.

At the bottom of the document, the phrase "Commissioner of Oath" should be "Commissioner of Oaths". I have already mentioned that he has signed his name upside down. However, on turning the paper round to read his signature, I see that he has only written "Stephen" and nothing more. Make sure he signs his full name next time and that he is holding the paper the right way up.

I hope these minor corrections don't take up too much of your time. I look forward to receiving the finished document as soon as possible, since I am keen to complete this transaction.

--

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Adric Espace, Cybus Corporation Webmaster

Subject: Mail servers down over holiday period From: "Cybus Corp. Webmaster" Date: Sat, 31 Dec 2005

Hello.

Our records show that you have sent and received emails from Cybus Corporation personnel recently. I am writing to inform you that our e-mail servers will be down for routine inspection, maintenance and polishing over the New Year holiday period, from 6pm GMT today to 9am GMT on Tuesday morning. Please do not send any e-mails to us during that time as they will be lost.

If you need to communicate urgently, you are advised to send us a fax. Our fax number is 020 7321 4969. If you are sending from outside the United Kingdom, the number is +44 20 7321 4969.

We are sorry for any inconvenience.

Adric Espace, Webmaster

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((I was away over New Year, but kept myself busy by creating a new affidavit. Scamorama readers my be disappointed that it contains no silly references to twiglets, vas deferens or custard. Instead it's an exercise in minimalism to contrast with the gaudy, cluttered document that Smith sent me.))


Tobias Vaughn

To: smithchamber_gh@hotmail.com
Subject: Affidavit
Attachments: Sarah Affidavit.jpg

Mr Smith,

I have not yet heard from you about the new affidavit capable of standing up under British law. Since you are, after all, a Barrister, that is a specialist in advocacy and courtroom law and not in the drawing up of international legal documents, it is hardly surprising that you are having difficulties.

I have therefore taken the liberty of asking the Cybus Corporation's legal team to assist in this matter. I realise that you wanted this matter kept as confidential as possible, but your original attempt at an affidavit was seen by the Ecowas representative, the Commissioner for Oaths, and the Lord Chief Justice himself. So I hardly think there will be a problem if one or two more lawyers know about our business. I assure you their discretion can be relied upon.

The document was drawn up at the end of last week and is attached to this email. Kindly let me know if it meets with your approval. I should be grateful for your quick response, since I am eager to proceed to the next stage of this transaction.

Lady Peinforte
SILVER NEMESIS programme
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((As you can see above, for some reason the webmail system used the sig from one of my other scambaiting accounts - maybe my browser didn't clean out the cached cookies properly? Luckily the lad didn't notice!))


Tobias Vaughn

To: mrssaraheyafamily@yahoo.com
Subject: Progress report

Mrs Eyadema

I note that I have not received anything from you for some time now. I trust you are still alive and that your obesity-related high blood pressure hasn't carried you off before we can complete this transaction.

Have you given any thought to Dr Kit Pedlar's excellent offer of an experimental new artificial stomach? If you agree to undergo the operation to install it, Dr Pedlar can guarantee that you won't be killed by any obesity-related illness. Naturally, the Cybus Corporation would pay all your travel expenses to England for the operation, as well as paying your hotel bill and any other miscellaneous expenses. We look forward to your agreement. Resistance is futile.

Meanwhile, you may be interested to know that I have sent a new affidavit to your lawyer, Mr Smith, to replace a faulty one he had attempted to prepare earlier. I have some doubts about his suitability for this job. After all, barristers are specialists in advocacy and courtroom law, but we need a specialist in international corporate law and the writing of legal documents. Perhaps we should fire him and use the Cybus Corporation's legal team for all matters. What do you think?

Lady Peinforte
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((Time to confuse things with another corporation employee...))

Tobias Vaughn

To: mrssaraheyafamily@yahoo.com
Subject: Artificial Stomach
From: "Dr Kit Pedlar" <pedlar@cybuscorporation.xxxxxxx>

Mrs Eyadema,

I am Dr Kit Pedlar, head of Cybus Corporation's research and development unit. My employer, Tobias Vaughn, tells me you might be interested in volunteering to test one of our prototype robotic stomachs.

The artificial "stomach" (which actually replaces not only your stomach but also most of your intestines too) will be a remarkable achievement to aiding weight-loss. It works on the revolutionary new principle of "nanogenes", tiny microscopic robots that can break your food up into its component molecules and then transport them into your bloodstream.

In the human body, this process of digestion is naturally carried out by a combination of hydrochloric acid, enzymes, and bacteria, none of which is capable of communicating with the rest. However, my nanogenes are in constant radio communication with each other and with the controller unit. This allows them to keep a count of all the calories digested each day, and to to stop digesting highly calorific foods once the recommended daily total is reached, while still digestion healthy nutrients like vitamins, protein, etc.

This will allow you to eat as much as you like of whatever you like and still lose weight. A simple remote control will enable you to set your daily calorie allowance in advance, so you can choose the rate at which you lose weight.

Please note that the artificial stomach is still in its highly experimental stages. It won't be available on the markets for many years. You are one of the proud and lucky few, getting a chance to try this new technology before everyone else. However, I will not deny that there may be risks involved. Indeed, nothing in this life is 100% risk free. (e.g. Our electronic lungs suffered a setback when it was discovered they could be short-circuited by breathing in a cloud of gold dust.)

For this reason, Cybus Corporation will pay you a large compensation and expenses package in advance, to cover the slight chance of any minor injuries or damage that could be caused to your person as a result of this procedure. I can give you full details of this payment if you are interested.


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Tobias Vaughn

To: smithchamber_gh@hotmail.com
Subject: Any news?
From: "Tobias Vaughn" <vaughn@cybuscorporation.xxxxxxx>

Mr Smith,

I note that you haven't replied to my latest email. Was my affidavit satisfactory, or should I go back to my legal team and have them draw up another one?

On a related, note, you said in your email of Thursday 29 December:

The Finance company will be contacting us as soon as possible as to inform us about the shipment of the fund move to your domain through their diplomatic shipping courier shipment.

Be inform that I shall be flying in to met up with you as madam's delegate, in order to assist you clear and collect the fund from the company

I haven't heard anything from the finance company, although that was nearly two weeks ago. Have you heard anything from them? I hope you did remember to tell them to contact me, otherwise I could have a very long wait.

And how are your plans for visiting my country? When can I expect to meet you in person? If there's anything I or my company can do to make your stay here easier, please don't hesitate to ask. After all, I already seem to be doing everything else for you!

Tobias Vaughn, Cybercontroller


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Barrister Adams Smith

Subject: Urgent get back to me

Att: Tobias Vaughn,

This is inform you that You are required to the paid the sum of 850pounds for the shipment,

Please kindly send the money through western union money transfer to my office in the name of my office personnal..

Mrs Rose Barnabas
Accra Ghana.

Also reconfirm your direct celphon number, because the diplomatic shipping courier shipment, are demanding for it, because they will need it to contact you as sosn as the arrive.

Call me as soon as you receive this mail...+233243012793.

Thanking you greatly for your understanding, as i wait to hear from you
Mr.Smith



Mrs. Sarah Kufa Eyadema

Subject: please get intouch with the lawyer by calling him now

My dear Tobias,

Please we need to pay for the shipment after the change of ownership, please send the money urgently to the lawyer.the amount is 850 pounds

please get intouch with the lawyer by calling him now

Thanking you greatly
Mrs Sarah


Tobias Vaughn

Mrs Eyadema

I note that I have not received anything from you for some time now. I trust you are still alive and that your obesity-related high blood pressure hasn't carried you off before we can complete this transaction.

Have you given any thought to Dr Kit Pedlar's excellent offer of an experimental new artificial stomach? If you agree to undergo the operation to install it, Dr Pedlar can guarantee that you won't be killed by any obesity-related illness. Naturally, the Cybus Corporation would pay all your travel expenses to England for the operation, as well as paying your hotel bill and any other miscellaneous expenses. We look forward to your agreement. Resistance is futile.

Meanwhile, you may be interested to know that I have sent a new affidavit to your lawyer, Mr Smith, to replace a faulty one he had attempted to prepare earlier. I have some doubts about his suitability for this job. After all, barristers are specialists in advocacy and courtroom law, but we need a specialist in international corporate law and the writing of legal documents. Perhaps we should fire him and use the Cybus Corporation's legal team for all matters. What do you think?

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Tobias Vaughn

To: smithchamber_gh@hotmail.com

Mr Smith

What on earth are you talking about? Why do I have to pay 850 pounds for a shipment? What shipment? I haven't even received any shipments from you yet! Why should I have to pay for something I haven't received?

Kindly send me a detailed explanation and breakdown of all the costs involved before I can begin to consider paying this charge.

More imortantly, you haven't answered any of the questions in my previous email. Was the replacement affidavit satisfactory? If so, should I retain the services of my legal team for the rest of our business? When will the finance company be contacting me? Have you arranged a date for visiting England to oversee arragements for the arrival Mrs Eyadema's money? If so, will you need me to make any special provisions for your visit here?

You will also remember that I said in my very first email to you that I would not give you my mobile number since phone conversations can easily be overheard by anyone in earshot. I wanted our communication to be by email only, since that gives greater security.

Thank you.
Tobias Vaughn, Cybercontroller
CYBUS CORPORATION


Tobias Vaughn

To: mrssaraheyafamily@yahoo.com

Mrs Eyadema

I have received the lawyer's message, although I don't understand what this payment is for. I haven't received any shipments from him yet, so why should I pay for something I haven't even received?

I've asked him for a detailed breakdown of the figures and charges involved, so maybe I can make some sense out of that. However, I suspect that he might find it as hard to write a proper breakdown as he did to draw up a decent affidavit. If so, then maybe you should consider my suggestion of sacking him and using Cybus Corporation's legal team instead.


Tobias Vaughn, Cybercontroller
CYBUS CORPORATION



Barrister Adams Smith

To: vaughn@cybuscorporation.xxxxxxx
Subject: ( Asurance and clearifications letter ) awaiting the payment informations

Att: Tobias,

( Asurance and clearifications letter ) awaiting the payment informations

I wish to inform you that the affivdeit of oath which I send to you is perfectly okay. The payment is for cost of insurance and the cost of shipping fee, by the security and finance company. As soon as you pay this fee, the shipping company , will then send you the INTERNATIONAL AIRWAY BILL AND THE INSURANCE BOND and your CERTIFICATE OF CLAIM, Which cover's all.

With this INTERNATIONAL AIRWAY BILL AND THE INSURANCE BOND, will be able to see and understand all the details of the shipment. While the CERTIFICATE OF CLAIM, is what you will present to the diplomat's as soon as you arrive their company for the claim with this CERTIFICATE OF CLAIM, the company will be able to know that you are the real owner of the consignment.

I wish to inform you also that as soon as the payment is made, I shall be sending you my flight details to arrive England, because I am an international lawyer using diplomatic passport. Because I need to be with you as for both of us to proceed to the company for the claim.

It is after we have put claim to the fund that we shall be able to open a new bank account there and loge in the fund as to enable us send down some fund to madam in order to make her urgent traveling doucments through the help of my chamber, and be able to join us here as we both of you proceed toward an investment world.

Send the fee urgently because we don't have much time to delay . Send the fee in the name of my office personnal ÉMRS. ROSE BARNABAS Then send me the information of the payment such as Éthe control number, the question and answer, and also scan and send to me the payment receipt from the western union office.

Be inform that your direct telephone number is very important because the shipping department is demanding for it because they needed to contact you as to inform you in details before and after the shipment has departed.

Thank's
Smith
+233243012793



Tobias Vaughn

To: smithchamber_gh@hotmail.com

Mr Smith

You say that "The payment is for cost of insurance and the cost of shipping fee, by the security and finance company."

Can you give me a detailed breakdown? How much is for insurance and how much is for shipping? Is tax included, and if so how much?

More importantly, if this is for the security and finance company then why am I paying it to you? Logically, I should be paying them, not you. You are only Mrs Eyadema's family lawyer and have no formal connection with the security and finance company.

Please ask the security and finance company to contact me directly so that they send me a detailed invoice and breakdown of their costs on their own headed paper and details of how to pay directly to them.

If, on the other hand, there is some red-tape legal reason why I have to pay the money through you, then I would prefer to wait until you arrive in this country and pay you in person by cash, avoiding Western Union fees.

One final point: you said that "I wish to inform you that the affivdeit of oath which I send to you is perfectly okay."

I can assure you, that the affidavit you sent me was far from okay. It had a catalogue of errors in it. I listed them in previous emails to you, but in case you missed them, here is a summary:

++ First, the heading mis-spells the name of the Chief Justice.

++ In the paragraph below that, the word "Esq" should be after "Adams Smith" instead of after "Smith Chambers".

++ In my address in section b, there should be commas to separate the various elements. They should go between "Cybus Corporation" and "Park Royal", between "Industrial Estate" and "London", and also between "NW10" and "England". The address including commas should be "Cybus Corporation, Park Royal Industrial Estate, London, NW10, England". Alternatively, you may write each logical element of the address on a separate line, as I did in my original email to you.

++ There should be a blank line between section b and section c.

++ The grammar in section c is rather muddled and should be re-written. For example, the word "originally" should be moved to before "deposited". The word "the" should be added between "by" and "late", and the first letter of "late" should be in lower case. Also, the word "of" should be added between "husband" and "Mrs."

++ At the end of In section c, you wrote "Accra Ghana" with a space as opposed to the the hyphenated "Accra-Ghana" that you use everywhere else. Which version is correct?

++ In sections c and d, you have added an extra full-stop (period) in Sarah Kufa's name, writing it as "Mrs. .Sarah Kufa". You also have not used her full name, "Mrs. Sarah Kufa Eyadema".

++ In section d, the phrase "with reference to the next of kin" is meaningless and should be deleted since Mrs Eyadema is already President Eyadema's next of kin and doesn't need to refer anything to herself.

++ Section d also refers to a "public notary confirmed by the institution". Which institution is this? There is no other mention of it anywhere in the document.

++ The document goes straight from section d to section f without any section e.

++ Sections f and g are strangely indented for some reason, and look very odd as a result.

++ In section f, you say that the money will be paid into my bank account in England. If you had bothered to ask me, you would know that I was planning to have it paid into my tax-free offshore account in the Channel Islands, not England.

++ Section g refers to "the oaths act of 1963". Firstly, "Oaths Act" is a proper name and should have initial capital letters. More importantly, this act is a Ghanaian law. Since we are dealing with an international transaction between our two countries, the affidavit needs to be valid under Ghanaian and British laws. You need to extend this section so that it also includes the relevant British act as well.

++ At the bottom of the document, the phrase "Commissioner of Oath" should be "Commissioner of Oaths".

++ The Commissioner's signature appears to be written upside down for some reason. On turning the paper round to read his signature, I see that he has only written "Stephen" and nothing more. Make sure he signs his full name next time and that he is holding the paper the right way up.

++ In the bottom right-hand corner of the document is a blue stamp saying, "Confirmed by Chief Justice Jenkins Diala. Date...." However, there is nothing written in the "Date...." line to say when he confirmed it.

It is because of these errors that I commissioned a replacement affidavit from the Cybus Corporation Legal Department. I want to us proceed using my affidavit, not yours. Kindly let me know if this is acceptable.

My affidavit might not be as colourful as yours, but at least all the signatures are the right way up, the grammar is correct, and there are no mysterious references to a non-existant public notary being confirmed by a non-existant institution with reference to a non-existant next of kin.


Tobias Vaughn, Cybercontroller
CYBUS CORPORATION

((I attached my improved affidavit again, just in case he had missed it the first time round))


Barrister Adams Smith

To : Mr.Tobias Vaughn

Sir,

With due respect,i understand some of your corrections made on the typographical error on the document sent to you.I apologise for the little mistake though no human being is above mistake especially where it relates documentations.Due to compilement legal represenations in High courts hence i delegated my Junior Lawyer to see to the documents

I have gone through your comments and decided that i will be more focused and shall not relegate my duty next time.You can contact the Security company and confirm the existence of my claim with this their contact information

Mr.Kwame Owusu
Director of Operations
Global Mid West Securities
2/8 Usu Castle, Rd 24
Accra - Ghana
Ofiice tel : 00233 21 39 151
Office Fax : 00233 21 22 08 29
Director's Direct Office line : 00233 288 31 34 72
Director's Mobile Phone : 00233 243 261315
email : info_midwest@consultant.com

More importantly, am not happy with some of your defamatory statements on my person.I will not hesitate to resign if my character is been assasinated by you again.I will want you to contact the security outfit before i can further continue as presume you are loosing confidence in me by telling me that we will use your affidavit bearing another lawyer from Uk when am in the right position to do so by virtue of legal status to my client Mrs.Eyadema . Read and get back to me immediately

Thanks

Honorably Yours,
Mr.Adams Smith



Tobias Vaughn

To: smithchamber_gh@hotmail.com
Subject: Some facts to consider

Mr Smith,

Thank you for your quick reply. You claim you're "not happpy" with my comments. Here is a chronological sequence of events for you to consider:

1. You are the family lawyer to the the Eyadema family. Presumably this means that you were in charge of their legal affairs around the time of President Ayedema's death.

2. This would imply that it's entirely as a result of your incompetant advice that Mrs Eyadema's money is stuck with a security and finance company, and she has no means of accessing it.

3. Mrs Eyadema contacted me and asked me to help her remove the money from the company and restore her access to it. In other words, she asked me to help fix the mess that your incompetent advice landed her in.

4. Mrs Eyadema also offered me 30% of the money, and further negotiation rounded this up to to ten million UK pounds, which should give you some idea of how much she needs and values my contribution to this transaction. How much are you being paid? Just your tiny, regular fee. A few thousand pounds at most, if you are lucky. That should give you some idea of how much she values your contribution.

In short, I am here to put right the mess which you created with your poor legal advice. Mrs Eyadema uunderstands this and that is why she values my contribution above yours. It doesn't matter if you are "not happy" about this, just as long as you accept it, know your place, and never dare treat me as an equal again.

Do we understand each other?

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Tobias Vaughn

To: info_midwest@consultant.com
Subject: Mrs Sara Kufa Eyadema
Date: Wed, 11 Jan 2006

Sir/Madam

I am writing to you on behalf of Mrs Sarah Kufa Eyadema and her lawyer Mr Adams Smith regarding a deposit made with your company by Mrs Eyadema's late husband.

I understand you have been dealing with the incompetent Mr Smith in the past, in which case you have my sympathies and condolences. However, the excellent news is that Mr Smith is now considering retiring and I shall be taking over from him.

However, I was unable to get a simple statement from him about exactly where matters stand at the moment. This is typical of the man's incompetance, as you have probably found out for yourself by now. I believe fees for insurance and shipping were mentioned. Please can you confirm this? Mr Smith was vague on details, so I would also appreciate it if you could send an invoice and a thorough detailed breakdown of all these fees and how they were incurred.

Thank you in advance for all your trouble. Hopefully, we can now get this business cleared up as quickly as possible.

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((I also tried emailing Mrs. Eyadema, but it bounced. She was obviously having trouble with her webmail. I quickly worked this into Vaughn's ever increasing indignation.))

Tobias Vaughn

To: smithchamber_gh@hotmail.com
Subject: Fwd: Returned mail: see transcript for details

Mr Smith

What have you done now? Mrs Eyadema's email address isn't working, and I suspect that it's somehow your fault. Knowing the extent of all your bungling, I wouldn't put it past you to be responsible in some way.

---- Begin Original Message ----

From: Mail Delivery Subsystem <MAILER-DAEMON@c2mailgw04.mailcentro.net>
Sent: Wed, 11 Jan 2006 08:54:42 -0800
To: <vaughn@cybuscorporation.xxxxxxx>
Subject: Returned mail: see transcript for details

The original message was received at Wed, 11 Jan 2006 08:52:41 -0800
from c0mailgwalt.prontomail.com [207.183.238.110]
----- The following addresses had permanent fatal errors -----
<mrssaraheyafamily@yahoo.com>
(reason: 554 delivery error: dd This user doesn't have a yahoo.com
account (mrssaraheyafamily@yahoo.com) [-5] - mta346.mail.scd.yahoo.com)

---- End Original Message ----

Tobias Vaughn, Cybercontroller



Barrister Adams Smith

To : Mr.Tobias Vaughn

Sir,

After critically looking into your further utterances and due to the grave implication i have decided to throw in the towel. i have just written to Madam to seize using my service.

Thanks for your co-operation so far and wish to meet you in future

Thanks

Honorably Yours,
Mr. Adams Smith


((What a wimp! He just gave in too easily. Of curse, the fact that I also subscribed his email address to junk mailing lists might have something to do with it! The poor lad must be totally paranoid by now: one address bouncing, the other flooded with spam! Meanwhile, his Mrs Eyadema persona has got a new address.))


Mrs. Sarah Kufa Eyadema

Received: from [80.87.80.49] <-- Ghana Telecom ADSL
Date: Thu, 12 Jan 2006
Subject: I will get back to you soonest

Greetings my dear Tobias Vaughn ,

I Got a letter from barrister Adams smith cole this morning informing me that he is resigning from handeling my jobs.

Meanwhile i shall be going down to the Ecowas high Court at once in order to get a New Ecowas Lawyer who can be able to handel this matter for us.

I will keep you posted dear.

Thanking you greatly
Mrs Sarah



Mrs. Sarah Kufa Eyadema

To: vaughn@cybuscorporation.xxxxxxx
Subject: Call Me
From: mrs sarah Eyadema mrs sarah Eyadema <mrsaraheyafamily@yahoo.com>
Date: Thu, 12 Jan 2006

Dear Tobias

Greetings in the name of our Lord.Barrister Adams resignation really put me in a very tight corner.The director of the security company has directed me to one Barrister short emile whom i visited to his office.here is his telephone number : ++233 244 062605, email : mail2lawyer@lawyer.com

I have briefed him and he has agreed to work perfectly to see that the consignment is released.He told me that he has helped some african leaders in this circumstance

Call me immediately you receive this mail on ++ 233 243 722449

Mrs.Sarah Eyadema



Tobias Vaughn

Date: Fri, 13 Jan 2006

Mrs Eyadema

As I explained when we started this business, I don't want to use the telephone in this transaction because the possibility of our conversations being overheard is a risk to confidentiality and security.

I am nor surprised that Adams Smith has resigned. He was clearly out of his depth in this business, and it is typical of the man to run away and leave others to sort out the mess he created in the first place.

However, I am disappointed that you have not chosen to take advantage of my corporation's excellent legal team, who have already assissted us in the matter of the affidavit. They would have been the logical choice, but instead you have retained a brand new lawyer who knows next to nothing of this business. Is that wise? Perhaps you were worried there might be a conflict of interest for the corporations lawyers if they were involved. I can assure you, they are most discreet and their loyalty is unquestioned.

Either way, it is too late now. You have already contacted the new lawyer, so we must deal with him. I shall contact him today.

Incidentally, has Dr Pedlar been in touch with you about our generous offer of an artificial stomach?

--

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Tobias Vaughn

To: mail2lawyer@lawyer.com
Subject: On behalf of Mrs Sarah Eyadema

Sir/Madam,

I am a business partner of Mrs Sarah Eyadema. I beleive she has contacted you about a transaction in which we are involved. However, I don't yet know how much she has briefed you or what she has asked you to do. I trust that everything is in order?

--

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((And now, the new lawyer makes his entrance.))

Mr.Short Emile

From: "Lawyer Office" <mail2lawyer@lawyer.com>
To: "Tobias Vaughn" <vaughn@cybuscorporation.xxxxxxx>
X-Originating-Ip: 80.87.86.39 <-- Ghana Telecom

From : Mr.Short Emile Esq

To : Tobias Vaughn

Madam,

I have read your letter.Her Excellency Madam Sarah Eyadema your partner have informed this chamber about you and have formally contacted our chamber seeking our legal service.I was busy today due to tight Court legal representations.I will be going to the security company later today to get more information concerning the deposit.Call me later today from 4.PM Ghana time for updates on you should do

Thanks

Honorably Yours,

Mr.Short Emile Esq
Principal Partner
Emile Law Firm
Tel : 00233 244 062605



Tobias Vaughn

Mr Emile

Thank you for your excellent email. You say that you are going to the security company today. While you are there, please ask them to give a detailed invoice breakdown of the insurance and shipping fees. For example, how much of the money is for insurance, and how much is for shipping? Is tax included, and if so at what rate?

Your incompetant predecessor Mr Smith stubbornly refused to ask the company about these fees and got quite angry when I insisted he should. This was part of the events that led up to his resignatation. The man's behaviour was getting more illogical every day, which is why it is such a relief to deal with an intelligent, rational man like yourself.

I look forward to receiving your reply and the information from the security company.

Incidentally, I am sure Mrs Eyadema will have informed you that due to the highly confidential nature of this business, I do not wish to talk over the phone since there is a risk of one of us being overheard by anyone nearby. Please email me with the information when you have returned.

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Mr.Short Emile

To : Mr.Tobias Vaughn

Sir,

I was at the security company today to ascertain the process towards the release of the consignment.The director of the security said that he never told Mr.Adams Smith of any insurance and other fees mention rather he told the person Adams Smith sent that the first stage is to secure the change of ownership of the consignment from her excellency to your name after which you have the option of choosing if the consignment can be delivered in their office here in Ghana or delivered to countries where they have delivery diplomatic immunity though her excellency preffered you to come to Ghana here and let the security company deliver the consignment to you which will be lodged to the bank for onward transfer to your account anywhere in the world.After which both of you can fly back to your country for her to reside and invest in your country.With Mr.Adams Smith poor handling, i will launch an investigation to unravel if really he is a lawyer as claimed.I will equally write a petition to National Judicial Commision to further look into the matter as lawyers are meant to be profesional in discharge of their duties

The process of change of ownership legalization process will cost 2,250 Pounds . Due to her excellency cash trapped as complained, she advised that i should ask you to send the money to me so i can do the legalization. Send the money immediately to my name : Mr. Short Emile , Accra-Ghana through Western Union Money transfer and send the payment information immediately

For the change of ownership, i will like you to forward copy of your international passport or any identity card for notorization, stamp duty and Oath of affidavit.Kindly liase with her excellency and let me know immediately the mode of delivery chooses.

Thanks

Honorably Yours

Mr. Short Emile Esq



Tobias Vaughn

To: mail2lawyer@lawyer.com
Subject: The change of ownership has been made

Mr Emile

Thank you for your email. You needn't worry about the change of ownership. We already have two: one full of errors from Adams Smith, and an excellent one from my company's legal department. They are both attached. Please continue to the next stage of the proceedings.

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((I attached both "Change of Ownership" affidavits, just to help clog up his inbox a little. He must be getting sick of seeing them by now!))


Dr Kit Pedlar

To: mrsaraheyafamily@yahoo.com
Subject: Fwd: Artificial Stomach
From: "Dr Kit Pedlar" <pedlar@cybuscorporation.xxxxxxx>

Mrs. Eyadema,

You haven't replied my previous e-mail, so I'm sending it again.

I am Dr. Kit Pedlar, head of Cybus Corporation's research and development unit. My employer, Tobias Vaughn, tells me you might be interested in volunteering to test one of our prototype robotic stomachs.

The artificial 'stomach' (which actually replaces not only your stomach but also most of your intestines too) will be a remarkable achievement to aiding weight-loss. It works on the revolutionary new principle of 'nanogenes', tiny microscopic robots that can break your food up into its component molecules and then transport them into your bloodstream.

In the human body, this process of digestion is naturally carried out by a combination of hydrochloric acid, enzymes, and bacteria, none of which is capable of communicating with the rest. However, my nanogenes are in constant radio communication with each other and with the controller unit. This allows them to keep a count of all the calories digested each day, and to to stop digesting highly calorific foods once the recommended daily total is reached, while still digestion healthy nutrients like vitamins, protein, etc.

This will allow you to eat as much as you like of whatever you like and still lose weight. A simple remote control will enable you to set your daily calorie allowance in advance, so you can choose the rate at which you lose weight.

Please note that the artificial stomach is still in its highly experimental stages. It won't be available on the markets for many years. You are one of the proud and lucky few, getting a chance to try this new technology before everyone else. However, I will not deny that there may be risks involved. Indeed, nothing in this life is 100% risk free. (e.g. Our electronic lungs suffered a setback when it was discovered they could be short-circuited by breathing in a cloud of gold dust.)

For this reason, Cybus Corporation will pay you a large compensation and expenses package in advance, to cover the slight chance of any minor injuries or damage that could be caused to your person as a result of this procedure. I can give you full details of this payment if you are interested.



Mrs. Sarah Kufa Eyadema

Dr Kit,

Thanks
I am not intrested



Dr Kit Pedlar

Mrs. Eyadema,

You haven't replied my previous e-mail, so I'm sending it again.

I am Dr. Kit Pedlar, head of Cybus Corporation's research and

((etc.))



Tobias Vaughn

Mrs Eyadema

Have you heard anything from your new lawyer recently? The last email he sent me was on Monday, when he asked for £2,250 payment for work that Adams Smith had already done. I objected and he hasn't replied since.

I suspect he might be one of those African "advance fee fraudsters" trying to steal your money. You don't have much success when it comes to choosing lawyers, do you?

Never mind, I shan't let any fraudster get in the way of our transaction. I'll contact the security company myself and deal with them directly. Cutting out the middle man should get this deal completed quickly and cheaply. You'll be kept informed at every stage.

Tobias Vaughn, Cybercontroller CYBUS CORPORATION



Tobias Vaughn

To: info_midwest@consultant.com
Subject: On behalf of Mrs Sarah Kufa Eyadema
From: "Tobias Vaughn" <vaughn@cybuscorporation.xxxxxxx>
Cc: mrsaraheyafamily@yahoo.com

ATTN: Director of Operations, Global Mid West Securities

As you will recall from my email of Wed 11 Jan, I am acting on behalf of Mrs Sarah Kufa Eyadema regarding a deposit made with your company by Mrs Eyadema's late husband.

Mrs Eyadema wishes to remove the deposit and transfer it to my country. We already have two "Change of Ownership" affidavits, and are ready to proceed to the next stage of the transaction.

I believe fees for insurance and shipping were mentioned. Please can you confirm this? The lawyers have been very vague on details, so I would also appreciate it if you could send an invoice with a thorough detailed breakdown of all these fees and how they were incurred.

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Tobias Vaughn

To: mrsaraheyafamily@yahoo.com
Subject: Where are you?
Date: Tue, 24 Jan 2006

Mrs Eyadema

I haven't heard from you in ages. Are you still there? I hope your high blood pressure hasn't carried you off before your time.

Please respond. I do want to help you get your money safely into my bank account, away from fraudsters and crooked lawyers, but I can't do that if you don't work with me.

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