Cosmo Kramer is approached by Mr. Vincent Bakpo, struggling under the weight of yet another dormant account. Cosmo is paranoid and Mr. Vincent is abusive and probably has too much sugar in his diet. Will he succeed in luring Cosmo to Togo? Will Cosmo bring along the coveted gift of cell phones? Will winged monkeys swoop down from Mount Everest? Featuring real fake forms, virtual personalities and all the scamosity you expect.
Dear Sir, I am Mr.Vincent Bakpo, the Manager of the Consignment/Treasury Department of a Security and Finance Company in Lome-Togo having offshore payment centers in Spain,Holland, South Africa,London and Germany . Recently, we discovered a dormant consignment with a substantial amount of money valued at Twenty Million United States Dollar(US$20,000,000.00)that belongs to one of our numerous customers, Mr.Adolf Spear Who died in a plane crash some years ago with his entire family.He was a German national, but resided in Lome-Togo. During the period of our investigation, we discovered that the deceased died along with his entire family,leaving no WILL and nobody behind to come for the claim as next of kin. The policy guidelines/law of our firm stipulates that if such consignment remains unclaimed for Seven years,it will be forfeited to the firm’s treasury as an unclaimed consignment/bill, as a Togolaise, I cannot stand as the next of kin to a foreigner. It is upon this discovery that I as head of this department decided to contact you to collaborate with me to pull out this dormant consignment.I am going to give you 15% of the total fund if this proposal meets your interest. You can send me an E-mail to enable me give you the full details for this transaction and how it is going to work out. What I want from you is to act as the deceased’s next of kin. I have in my possession (alone) all necessary documents to successfully accomplish this business. However, it will require that you shall be physically present in Lome-Togo to pull out this fund for onward transmission into your bank account. The next of kin must be present in Lome-Togo to sign out these funds, which take a maximum of three (3) working days to conclude, further information will be given to you as soon as I receive your positive response via email. Please your private telephone and fax numbers is needed for easy communucation. I await your urgent reply. Regards, Vincent Bakpo. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ From : "Cosmo Kramer" To : vinbakpo01@hotmail.com Subject : re: FROM MR. VINCENT BAKPO Date : Wed, 15 Jan 2003 15:59:22 -0500 Hello Mr. Bakpo, I have read your letter with interest. I'm living in the US, but my ancestors came from Germany so I may be able to pose as mr. Spear's next of kin. Please send more information about this deal. Cosmo ------------------------------------------------------------------------ From : "vincent bakpo" [vinbakpo01@hotmail.com] To : Cosmo Kramer Subject : REPLY ASAP Date : Thu, 16 Jan 2003 12:40:56 +0100 X-Originating-IP: [62.56.191.178] Dear Cosmo, What i have written for you is to stand with the informations i will send to you as the true beneficiary to the depsoited consignments containing this money inside to the security company,you see it does not matter were you come from as long as you have the true informations relating to the deposit,you could be from the mother side of Mr.spiral,my friend the most inmportant is for you to write the security company that you learnt that your cousin on his death has some amount of money depsoited with a private security company in Togo,and you are putting up the claim,which you send the informatiuons i wgive but i have to be sure of your person 1.i do not want you to cheat me when the consignments as the funds were deposited as,so i will like you to forward immediately your telephone and fax number full name and address,this information i will hire an attorney who will prove the necessary legal papers which will cover you as the beneficiary,okyou can call me 00228-9160583.if you want more clarification,do reply ASAP. mr bakpo. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ From : "Cosmo Kramer" To : vinbakpo01@hotmail.com Subject : Re: REPLY ASAP Date : Thu, 16 Jan 2003 17:44:09 -0500 Mr.Vincent Bakpo, Thanks for replying me back, honestly I didn't expect any reply as I though it was all a bad joke. I'm still not convinced that you're serious about this matter because you've sent me only two messages and you are already being inconsistent! In your first message to me you write that the name of the person is Mr.Adolf Spear, but then you write about someone named Mr.spiral. Please explain yourself my friend, as I'm a serious man and will not tolerate any joking. If this all is a bad joke, please don't waste my time! Cosmo Kramer ------------------------------------------------------------------------ From : "vincent bakpo" [vinbakpo01@hotmail.com] To : Cosmo Kramer Subject : waiting to hear from you Date : Fri, 17 Jan 2003 12:56:45 +0100 X-Originating-IP: [62.56.191.178] Dear cosmo, Thank you for the corrections made i must tell you it was a typeographic error,to be candid with you time is of essence to me in this matter,as you know i write you expedite so that we can get this money cleared and transfered into your account,the depositors name is Mr Adolf Spear ,so you will act as the true next of kin and beneficiary of the consignment,what you need do will be to apply to the security company for the clearance of the consignment attentioned to the director as below, MR ALFRED KWAME SEA AND AIR GLOBAL SECURITY COMPANY LOME - TOGO TEL 00-228-914-26-99. FAX 00-228-222-69-69. E-mail:(globaltrust50@diplomats.com) Iwill await your response after you contact the security company as i directed.Please do that immediately and get back to me. My regards, Vincent Bakpo. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ From : "Cosmo Kramer" To : vinbakpo01@hotmail.com Subject : Re: waiting to hear from you Date : Fri, 17 Jan 2003 17:42:45 -0500 Vinnie, I have applied to the director of the security company and hopefully the consignment with money will be delivered to my house the next week. I will take $3 million out of it as my share and will send you the remaining $17 million. Please send me your shipping address. If you'd like to come over here to receive your share of the funds ($17m) you're welcome to do so, I have good friends in the US state department and arranging a visa for you would be not a problem. If you wish to settle and live in the USA I can help you with obtaining permanent residence too. Thanks for the opportunity, Cosmo Kramer ------------------------------------------------------------------------ From : "Cosmo Kramer" To : globaltrust50@diplomats.com Subject : URGENT: APPLICATION FOR CLEARANCE OF THE CONSIGNMENT OF mr. ADOLF SPEAR Date : Fri, 17 Jan 2003 17:48:39 -0500 Mr Alfred Kwame, I'm a true next of kin of mr Adolf Spear and would like to apply for the clearance of the consignment deposited by him. Please expedite this matter and ship the consignment to the following address: Cosmo Kramer 72 Central Park West New York, NY, 10001 USA Please send the tracking number of the shipment to this e-mail address - Cosmo Kramer. I would like to bring your attention to the fact that I'm a very busy man and would tolerate no delay in clearing this consignment. Please ship it before this coming Tuesday. You can call me at (900) 739-7397 if you have any questions. Cosmo Kramer ------------------------------------------------------------------------ From : "global global" [globaltrust50@diplomats.com] To : "Cosmo Kramer" Subject : ACKNOWLEGDEMENT Date : Sat, 18 Jan 2003 05:24:35 -0500 X-Originating-IP: 62.56.191.178 FROM THE DESK OF ALFRED KWAME. SEA & AIR GLOBAL SECURITE COMPANY. LOME-TOGO. TELEPHONE.00228-9142699. FAX .00228-2226969. ATTN:MR.COSMO KRAMER. DEAR SIR, WE HAVE RECEIVED YOUR MAIL,REGARDING THE DEPOSIT OF TWO CONSIGNMENTS IN OUR CARE,YOU WILL BE REQUIRED TO FAX THE DOCUMENTS IN YOUR CARE AS THE BONAFIDE BENEFICIARY. IT IS THEREFORE IMPERATIVE YOU KNOW THAT YOUR CONSIGNMENT BEING DIPLOMATIC,WILL BE COURIERED NOT LATER THAN 5 DAYS ON THE RECEIPT OF YOUR APPLICATION AND,ALSO BE INFORMED THAT YOU ARE TO FILL OUT THE FORM BELOW AND SEND BACK. NAME OF BENEFICIARY.-------------------------------- ADDRESS OF BENEFICIARY.----------------------------- TELEPHONE/FAX.-------------------------------------- CONSIGNMENT NUMBER.--------------------------------- CONTENT OF CONSIGNMENT.----------------------------- CONSIGNMENT MARK/SERIAL NO.-------------------------- DEPOSITOR'S NAME AND ADDRESS.------------------------ RELATIONSHIP WITH DEPOSITOR.------------------------- DATE OF CLEARANCE.---------------------------------- DURATION OF DEPOSIT.-------------------------------- WE APPRECIATE YOUR PATRONAGE. DO CONTACT THE UNDERSIGNED FOR FURTHER INFORMATIONS. THANKS, YOURS FAITHFULLY, ALFRED KWAME. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ From : "vincent bakpo" [vinbakpo01@hotmail.com] To : Cosmo Kramer Subject : vin Date : Sat, 18 Jan 2003 20:12:36 +0100 X-Originating-IP: [62.56.191.178] Dear Cosmo, Thank you for your unflinching assistance to me,i went for a seminar that was why i did not reply you early,honestly i will like to live in US and i will send my details for you to help me procure the visa,my brth i want you to reassure me that all will be well with your side.i have waited for this and i thank GOD for this opportunity HE gave.take care of yourself and family. bye Vincent. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ From : "vincent bakpo" [vinbakpo01@hotmail.com] To : Cosmo Kramer Subject : hi Date : Sun, 19 Jan 2003 18:31:54 +0100 X-Originating-IP: [62.56.191.178] Dear cosmo, Happy day, how are you and your family doing. i did not see your mail so i write what is happening. bye, Vincent. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ From : "Cosmo Kramer" To : vinbakpo01@hotmail.com Subject : Re: vin Date : Sun, 19 Jan 2003 14:48:01 -0500 Dear Vincent, I wrote to the security company and they asked me to fill out the form before the consignment could be shipped to me. I need your help with the form. Here's the information I need: CONSIGNMENT NUMBER. CONTENT OF CONSIGNMENT. CONSIGNMENT MARK/SERIAL NO. DEPOSITOR'S ADDRESS Date of deposit Also, what do you think would be the best description of my "relationship with depositor" if you know what I mean? :) It's very good that you would like to live in the US, it's one of the things that I can help you with. With the kind of money you'll yield from this deal, living in the US will be a very pleasant experience for you - you will be able to buy a very nice house in a nice neighbohood, enjoy great life and don't worry about making a living! Let me know if you'd like to come over for a visit first to see if you'd like to pursue obtaining permmanent residence or you want to get a green card right away without visiting US first. I would recommend you go on tourist visa first to see if this is the right country for you. There are people who don't like America and preer Europe or Australia/New Zealand to it - may be you're one of these people. With the money we will make from this transaction you can live anywhere in the world without any problems. Let me know what you think, Cosmo Kramer ------------------------------------------------------------------------ From : "global global" [globaltrust50@diplomats.com] To : "Cosmo Kramer" Subject : NOTIFICATION FOR COURIER. Date : Tue, 21 Jan 2003 05:13:15 -0500 X-Originating-IP: 62.56.191.178 FROM THE DESK OF ALFRED KWAME. SEA&AIR GLOBAL SECURITE COMPANY. LOME-TOGO. TELEPHONE.00228-9142699. FAX .00228-222-6969. ATTN.MR.COSMO KRAMER. DEAR SIR, WITH REGARDS TO CONSIGNMENT NUMBER SG286-6565/TG,AND YOUR APPLICATION LETTER FOR CLEARING AND SHIPMENT OF THE CONSIGNMENT, IT IS IMPORTANT YOU NOTE AS A DIPLOMATIC CARGO YOU WILL BE REQUIRED TO TRAVEL DOWN TO LOME-TOGO TO CLEAR THESE CONSIGNMENT. IT IS THEREFORE IMPORTANT YOU KNOW THAT YOU ARE EXPECTED ON/BEFORE 25TH JANUARY 2003 FOR THE CLEARING, YOU ARE EXPECTED TO SIGN THE NECESSARY DOCUMENTS REGARDING THE CLEARING AND SHIPMENT OF YOUR CONSIGNMENT. DO CONTACT THE UNDERSIGNED FOR FURTHER INFORMATIONS. THANKS, YOURS FAITHFULLY, ALFRED KWAME. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ From : "vincent bakpo" [vinbakpo01@hotmail.com] To : Cosmo Kramer Subject : vin hi Date : Tue, 21 Jan 2003 16:05:46 +0100 X-Originating-IP: [62.56.191.178] Dear Friend, Hi, it isnice meeting your personand i want you to know that we shall be happy at the end,i will send to you my full name so you can arrange a visa for me,thanks you for your assist i will wait for your reply. Vincent ------------------------------------------------------------------------ From : "Cosmo Kramer" To : vinbakpo01@hotmail.com Subject : Re: vin hi Date : Tue, 21 Jan 2003 11:19:54 -0500 X-Originating-IP: [203.141.167.9] Vincent, Look, the situation has changed! The security company e-mailed me today and they are saying that to clear the consignment I need to come to Lome, Togo before Jan 25th. I need your advice - should I travel there or can you arrange with someone to go to security company and clear the consignment for me ? If I need to travel to Togo, in 4 days I need to start planning now, so please reply to me ASAP. Cosmo ------------------------------------------------------------------------ From: "Cosmo Kramer" To : globaltrust50@diplomats.com Subject : Re: NOTIFICATION FOR COURIER. Date : Tue, 21 Jan 2003 11:36:38 -0500 Dear Mr. Kwame, Thank you for the responce. Is it absolutely necessary for me to come over to Lome, Togo ? I'm currently in the USA and travelling on such a short notice may be a bit difficult for me. Would it be acceptable if my representative in Lome signs for the consignment on my behalf. Cosmo ----------------------------------------------------------------------- From : "vincent bakpo" [vinbakpo01@hotmail.com] To : Cosmo Kramer Subject : Re: vin hi Date : Wed, 22 Jan 2003 11:15:19 +0100 X-Originating-IP: [62.56.191.178] Dear Cosmo, Hello, i have seen the mail i would have perfered you come down so that after the clearing of the consignments we can open it there and then to take out some money,before we both go back to your country,i do not know who to arrange,can you arrive togo before this weekend, can you? i will be waiting for u. Vincent ------------------------------------------------------------------------ From : "global global" [globaltrust50@diplomats.com] To : "Cosmo Kramer" Subject : NOTIFICATION FOR CLEARANCE Date : Wed, 22 Jan 2003 06:04:22 -0500 X-Originating-IP: 62.56.191.178 FROM THE DESK OF ALFRED KWAME SEA&AIR GLOBAL SECURITE. LOME-TOGO. TELEPHONE:00228-9142699. ATTN:MR.COSMO KRAMER. DEAR SIR, REFERENCE TO OUR MAIL THAT YOU WILL BE REQUIRED TO TRAVEL DOWN TO LOME-TOGO TO SIGN THE NECESSARY DOCUMENTATIONS THAT WILL ENABLE US CLEAR AND SHIP YOUR CONSIGNMENT ON/BEFORE THE 25TH JANUARY 2003, CONSIDERING THAT YOUR CONSIGNMENTS ARE DIPLOTHE TRUE BENEFICIARY AS DEMANDED TO SIGN THE BENEFICIARY CLEARNACE PAPERS,SO YOU ARE NOT PREPARE AND COME DOWN,HENCE TOGO IS A VISA FREE COUNTRY. DO CONTACT THE UNDERSIGNED FOR FURTHER INFORMATIONS. THANKS, YOURS FAITHFULLY, ALFRED KWAME. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ From : "Cosmo Kramer" To : vinbakpo01@hotmail.com Subject : Re: vin hi Date : Wed, 22 Jan 2003 10:37:05 -0500 Dear Vin, My travel agent is currently trying to book me for a trip to Togo tomorrow. As you obviously understand it is somewhat a challenging task because of the short notice. I'll keep you posted. Most likely I will be able to be in Togo on Friday. Will you be meeting me in the airport ? Can you please send a picture of yourself so I can recognize you ? If possible please wear the same clothes on the picture as you will be wearing in the airport. I will send you a picture of myself today in exaclty the same clothes I will be wearing when I will be meeting you in the airport. Are you married ? I'm going to bring you some american gifts and was wondering if I can bring anything for your wife ? Also, can you recommend me a good hotel in Lome ? I want to stay in the best one, the price doesn't matter. My travel agent has never sent anyone to Togo before and she doesn't have a clue which hotel is the best there. If you have any special request for something from America that is difficult to obtain in Togo - let me know. My travel agent said she will call me this afternoon with the details, I will e-mail you this information. Cosmo ------------------------------------------------------------------------ From : "Cosmo Kramer" To : globaltrust50@diplomats.com Subject : Re: NOTIFICATION FOR CLEARANCE Date : Wed, 22 Jan 2003 10:40:29 -0500 Mr Kwame, I am currently trying to book a flight to Lome and will try my best to be there Friday morning. If I will not find a flight, I will definitely be in Lome next week. Please send me the following information: 1. Address of your office in Lome. 2. What documents will you require from me to clear the consignment. 3. Do you have shippers available ? Would you be able to deliver the consignment to my hotel or should I arrange for the transportation myself. Thank you, Cosmo Kramer ------------------------------------------------------------------------ From : "Cosmo Kramer" To : vinbakpo01@hotmail.com Subject : I was unable to book a flight for tomorrow Date : Thu, 23 Jan 2003 00:47:17 -0500 Vincent, My travel agent was unable to get me on the flight to Togo for tommorow, so there's no way I can be in Lome this Friday. I will be flying in sometime next week. This gives me more time to prepare for the trip to Togo. Hopefully mr. Kwame from security company will be able to conclude the signing of the documents next week. Cosmo ------------------------------------------------------------------------ From : "vincent bakpo" [vinbakpo01@hotmail.com] To : Cosmo Kramer Subject : hi Date : Thu, 23 Jan 2003 11:00:39 +0100 X-Originating-IP: [62.56.189.147] Dear Cosmo, Happy day, if you are unable to get a flight for tomorrow,try to get back to the security company to let them know ok,i am married i will like some good wrist watches for myself and wife,you may surprise the offical may be with good GSM handsets,communicators or note books,i will like you to arrive togo before next weekend,i will tell you the dress i will be wearing,ok. i will wait for you,bye. Vincent. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ From : "global global" [globaltrust50@diplomats.com] To : "Cosmo Kramer" Subject : NOTIFICATION FOR CLEARANCE Date : Thu, 23 Jan 2003 05:45:45 -0500 X-Originating-IP: 62.56.189.147 FROM THE DESK OF ALFRED KWAME. SEA&AIR GLOBAL SECURITE COMPANY, LOME-TOGO. TELEPHONE:00228-9142699. ATTNENTION:MR.COSMO KRAMER. DEAR SIR, WITH REGARDS TO YOUR MAIL, IT IS IMPORTANT TO KNOW THAT AFTER FRIDAY,YOU WILL BE REQUIRED TO PAY $20 DOLLARS PER NIGHT. IN LINE WITH THIS,YOU WILL BE REQUIRED TO OBTAIN OR SEND THE WRIT OF MANDAMUS CERTIFICATE TO US, FOR OUR ENDORSEMENT. WE OPEN 7.45AM AND CLOSE 8.30PM(mon-sat),OUR ADDRESS ARE AS FOLLOWS,LOME.RUE 5 COLO LOME-TOGO,BE INFORMED THAT AS SOON AS WE RECEIVE/OBTAIN THE WRIT OF MANDAMUS WE SHALL OPEN UP THE CLEARANCE FILE FOR YOU SO AS TO ENABLE YOU CLEAR THE CONSIGNMENTS NOT LATER THAN 24 HOURS ON YOUR ARRIVAL, AND SHIP AS MAY BE INSTRUCTED. DO CONTACT THE UNDERSIGNED FOR FURTHER INFORMATIONS,AND DO SEND TO US YOUR FLIGHT SCHEDULE. THANKS, YOURS FAITHFULLY, ALFRED KWAME. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ From : "Cosmo Kramer" To : globaltrust50@diplomats.com Subject : Re: NOTIFICATION FOR CLEARANCE Date : Thu, 23 Jan 2003 09:56:20 -0500 Mr. Kwame, I will most likely be in Lome on Wednesday, Jan 29th. I will keep you posted. Thank you, Cosmo Kramer ------------------------------------------------------------------------ From : "vincent bakpo" [vinbakpo01@hotmail.com] To : Cosmo Kramer Subject : Hello cosmo Date : Fri, 24 Jan 2003 10:46:40 +0100 X-Originating-IP: [62.56.191.178] Dear Cosmo, How are you today? have you been able to arrange for a ticket for next week,already here i am making plans to go with you once we clear the consignments,the name of the hotel i will make reservations for you is hotel de ambassdor,and it will cost $100 a night,my friend,you see i thank the LORD because we shall be counting in real cash, and so i will like you to please keep all informations about this to yourself alone,so that no one will know the source of our wealth,when you go to get the flight ticket or on arrival since togo is a tourist attraction place you will declare you came for sight seeing ok,i will be at the airport on your arrival,later in the day i will tell you how we shall recognize ourselves,i will be expecting you scan your picture to me,i will wait for you. bye, Vincent. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ From : "global global" [globaltrust50@diplomats.com] To : "Cosmo Kramer" Subject : NOTIFICATION FOR CLEARANCE Date : Fri, 24 Jan 2003 04:58:06 -0500 X-Originating-IP: 62.56.191.178 FROM THE DESK OF ALFREDY KWAME. SEA&AIR GLOBAL SECURITE COMPANY. LOME-TOGO. TELEPHONE:00228-9142699. ATTENTION.MR COSMO KRAMER. DEAR SIR, WITH REGARDS TO MAIL,WE SHALL LIKE YOU TO FORWARD TO US YOUR FLIGHT SCHEDULE,TO ENABLE US ARRANGE FOR YOUR STAY AND MEET WITH YOU AT THE AIRPORT. IN VIEW OF THIS,YOU HAVE NOT FORWARDED TO US THE WRIT OF MANDAMUS CERIFICATE WHICH SHOULD BE OBTAIN IN ACCRA-GHANA.DO FORWARD SAME TO ENABLE US PREPARE YOUR CLEARANCE FILE. DO CONTACT THE UNDERSIGNED FOR FURTHER INFORMATIONS. THANKS, YOURS FAITHFULLY, ALFRED KWAME. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ From : "Cosmo Kramer" To : globaltrust50@diplomats.com Subject : Re: NOTIFICATION FOR CLEARANCE Date : Fri, 24 Jan 2003 13:38:24 -0500 Mr. Kwame, What is writ of mandamus certificate ? Where do I obtain it and for what purpose ? I'm planning to be in lome, Togo next week, I will forward you my flight schedule. Cosmo ------------------------------------------------------------------------ From : "Cosmo Kramer" To : vinbakpo01@hotmail.com Subject : Re: Hello cosmo Date : Fri, 24 Jan 2003 15:03:36 -0500 Vincent, I was able to obtain the presents today. I won't tell you what exactly I got for your wife and you, but I'm sure you both will like it very much! :) For the security company official I got: 1. Nokia 9210i communicator (http://www.nokia.com/nokia/0,,146,00.html) The salesman said it was the best cellphone Nokia has to offer. It is a bit bulky, but it has a built-in computer with e-mail and the web and I hope he will like. 2. Sony Vaio GRX600 laptop computer (P4 2GHz, 1Gb RAM) I hope he will be satisfied with the gifts and will pose no problems in releasing the consignment. My travel agent says that it's difficult to find a flight to Lome, Togo, she was only able to find Ethiopean airlines flight and I feel uneasy about flying that airline. She says however, that it would be easier for me to fly to Cotonou, Benin or Accra, Ghana and that both cities are not that far away from Togo. Would you be able to mee me in Cotonou or Accra and accompany me on the way to Lome ? Also, please see the last message the security company sent me: ---------------------------------------------- FROM THE DESK OF ALFREDY KWAME. SEA&AIR GLOBAL SECURITE COMPANY. LOME-TOGO. TELEPHONE:00228-9142699. ATTENTION.MR COSMO KRAMER. DEAR SIR, WITH REGARDS TO MAIL,WE SHALL LIKE YOU TO FORWARD TO US YOUR FLIGHT SCHEDULE,TO ENABLE US ARRANGE FOR YOUR STAY AND MEET WITH YOU AT THE AIRPORT. IN VIEW OF THIS,YOU HAVE NOT FORWARDED TO US THE WRIT OF MANDAMUS CERIFICATE WHICH SHOULD BE OBTAIN IN ACCRA-GHANA.DO FORWARD SAME TO ENABLE US PREPARE YOUR CLEARANCE FILE. DO CONTACT THE UNDERSIGNED FOR FURTHER INFORMATIONS. THANKS, YOURS FAITHFULLY, ALFRED KWAME. ---------------------------------------------- Do you know what they are talking about ? What certificate do they need? If I need to get a certificate in Accra, maybe I should fly there first? Sincerely, Cosmo Kramer ------------------------------------------------------------------------ From : "vincent bakpo" [vinbakpo01@hotmail.com] To : Cosmo Kramer Subject : Re: Hello cosmo Date : Sat, 25 Jan 2003 12:26:44 +0100 X-Originating-IP: [62.56.191.178] Dear Cosmo, Hello, thank you in advance for the presents,this morning i called up a travelling agencies after i saw your mail that i have a brth who want to visit togo but cannot get a direct flight to togo but accra,i was told what part of the state in america,that it will be easier to get to lome togo by Air-france,that by ethopian airline your agent can route you to togo,but it will be wiser to come by air france,i saw the mail from the security company that certificate can only be obtained by an accrediated attorney,which the security company use to effect relaese as the true beneficiary,write to the security tell them how you can get the documents,so that we collect our consignment without delay.you have not sent the picture and when exactly are you leaving for togo. i will be back after tow hours.can we meet on msn chat today,now is 11.30am,what time the difference we meet.add my mail address to your. i want. Vincent. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ From : "global global" [globaltrust50@diplomats.com] To : "Cosmo Kramer" Subject : INFORMATIONS Date : Sat, 25 Jan 2003 07:56:13 -0500 X-Originating-IP: 62.56.191.178 THE DESK OF ALFRED KWAME. SEA&AIR GLOBAL SECURITE COMPANY. LOME-TOGO. TELEPHONE:00228-9142699. ATTENTION:MR COSMO KRAMER. RE:WRIT OF MANDAMUS CERTIFICATE. WITH REGARDS TO THE ABOVE SUBJECT MATTER,THE WRIT OF MANDAMUS CERTIFICATE IS A CERTIFICATE WITH CERTIFY'S AS THE UNCONDITIONALLY AND IRREVOCABLY TRUE AND RIGHTFUL BENEFICIARY WHICH MUST BE FORWARDED TO US OR OBTAINED ON PERMISSION TO ENABLES PRODUCE THE CHANGE OF OWNERSHIP WHICH YOU WILL ENDORSE ON YOUR ARRIVAL. WE ADVISE THAT YOU GET THE SERVICE OF AN ATTORNEY OR HIRE FROM OBODO VINCENT(obodov10@justice.com)WHO WILL ASSIST YOU IN PROCUREMENT OF THIS DOCUMENTS BEFORE YOUR ARRIVAL TO ENABLE YOUR CONSIGNMENTS BE CLEARED AND DELIVERED TO YOU WITHOUT DELAYS,TO AVOID DEMURRAGE. DO CONTACT THE UNDERSIGNED FOR FURTRHER INFORMATIONS. WE APPRECIATE YOUR PATRONAGE. THANKS, YOURS FAITHFULLY, ALFRED KWAME. -- ------------------------------------------------------------------------ From : "vincent bakpo" [vinbakpo01@hotmail.com] To : Cosmo Kramer Subject : Hello cosmo Date : Sun, 26 Jan 2003 00:19:20 +0100 X-Originating-IP: [62.56.191.178] Received: from 62.56.191.178 by sea2fd.sea2.hotmail.msn.com with HTTP;Sat, 25 Jan 2003 23:19:20 GMT View E-mail Message Source Reply Reply All Forward Delete Printer Friendly Version Content-Type: text/plain; format=flowed Hello Cosmo, i did not hear from you or get your picture hope to meet with you soon bye.Vincent. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ From : "Cosmo Kramer" To : vinbakpo01@hotmail.com Subject : Re: Hello cosmo URGENT, FLIGHT SCHEDULE!!! Date : Sat, 25 Jan 2003 22:32:16 -0500 Attachment : cosmo.jpg (25k) Dear Vin, It is very good that you called the travelling agencies, I really appreciate this! However my travel assistant already booked me on the flight by Ethipian airlines. I called her immediately after receiving your message, but she said that the tickets are already sent by FedEx and if I want to return them I'd have to pay a fee. So I decided - what the heck, I'll fly ethiopian, no big deal. So here's my flight schedule: Thu Jan 30th 11:05 PM Depart New York (JFK) Fri Jan 31st 10:00 PM Arrive Addis Ababa (ADD) 13hr 55mn Ethiopian Airlines 532 Nonstop flight Fri Jan 31st 01:40 AM Depart Addis Ababa (ADD) Fri Jan 31st 07:10 AM Arrive Lome (LFW) 8hr 30mn Ethiopian Airlines 951 Nonstop flight Fri Feb 7th 08:00 AM Depart Lome (LFW) Fri Feb 7th 06:00 PM Arrive New York (JFK) 13hr 00mn Ethiopian Airlines 950 Nonstop flight Fri Feb 7th 11:50 PM Depart Addis Ababa (ADD) Sat Feb 8th 09:10 AM Arrive Lome (LFW) 8hr 20mn Ethiopian Airlines 951 Nonstop flight So, remember I'm arriving to Lome on 7:10 AM on Friday, January 31st. Since I'm arriving early in the morning, we should have plenty of time to go to the security company and clear the consignment. I'm attaching my picture to this message. On the picture I'm on the LEFT with BLACK hair. Please send your picture too. I feel uneasy about travelling that far and need to see your picture so that I recognize you in the airport. Also, please send me you cell phone number. I will call you in case I get lost in the airport. I will send my flight schedule to Mr. Kwame of the security company now. He mentiones that he'd like to meet me in the airport too. Should I tell him that my friend in Togo is already meeting me, or should I invite him to the airport too, so that all of us meet there and go right to the security company to clear the consignment ? In this case we can take the consignment, split the cash in the hotel and then go to some fancy restaurant or night club in Lome to celebrate the conclusion of this deal. Do you know of a good place for this ? Sorry, I got your message too late to be in that MSN chat. Maybe we will try to chat sometime this week. Anyway, please send me your photo and please wear the same clothes on the photo that you will be wearing in the airport! Cosmo ------------------------------------------------------------------------ From : "Cosmo Kramer" To : vinbakpo01@hotmail.com Subject : Re: Hello cosmo URGENT! UPDATED FLIGHT SCHEDULE Date : Sat, 25 Jan 2003 22:43:07 -0500 Vincent, Sorry the flight schedule I sent you before is not accurate, my travel agent messed it up. Here's the right one: Thu Jan 30th 11:05 PM Depart New York (JFK) Fri Jan 31st 10:00 PM Arrive Addis Ababa (ADD) 13hr 55mn Ethiopian Airlines 532 Nonstop flight Fri Jan 31st 01:40 AM Depart Addis Ababa (ADD) Fri Jan 31st 07:10 AM Arrive Lome (LFW) 8hr 30mn Ethiopian Airlines 951 Nonstop flight Fri Feb 7th 08:00 AM Depart Lome (LFW) Fri Feb 7th 06:00 PM Arrive Addis Ababa (ADD) 7hr 00mn Ethiopian Airlines 950 Nonstop flight Fri Feb 7th 11:50 PM Depart Addis Ababa (ADD) Sat Feb 8th 09:10 AM Arrive New York (JFK) 14hr 20mn Ethiopian Airlines 951 Nonstop flight She messed up the return flight schedule, this is the corrected one. My arrival date and time to Lome, Togo is still the same - Fri, Jan 31st 07:10AM in the morning. Please be in the airport to meet me and we will go to the security company together. I instructed my travel agent to make a reservation in the Ambassador hotel. Cosmo ------------------------------------------------------------------------ From : "Cosmo Kramer" To : globaltrust50@diplomats.com Subject : Re: INFORMATIONS Date : Sat, 25 Jan 2003 22:46:56 -0500 Mr. Alfred Kwame, I have finalised my plans for the visit to Lome Togo. Here's my flight itinerary: Thu Jan 30th 11:05 PM Depart New York (JFK) Fri Jan 31st 10:00 PM Arrive Addis Ababa (ADD) 13hr 55mn Ethiopian Airlines 532 Nonstop flight Fri Jan 31st 01:40 AM Depart Addis Ababa (ADD) Fri Jan 31st 07:10 AM Arrive Lome (LFW) 8hr 30mn Ethiopian Airlines 951 Nonstop flight Fri Feb 7th 08:00 AM Depart Lome (LFW) Fri Feb 7th 06:00 PM Arrive New York (JFK) 13hr 00mn Ethiopian Airlines 950 Nonstop flight Fri Feb 7th 11:50 PM Depart Addis Ababa (ADD) Sat Feb 8th 09:10 AM Arrive Lome (LFW) 8hr 20mn Ethiopian Airlines 951 Nonstop flight I'm arriving to Lome, Togo on Fri, Jan 31st at 07:10am. I will ontact the lawyer regarding the document that you require. Cosmo Kramer ------------------------------------------------------------------------ From : "Cosmo Kramer" To : obodov10@justice.com Subject : WRIT OF MANDAMUS CERTIFICATE Date : Sat, 25 Jan 2003 22:48:59 -0500 Dear Mr. Obodo Vincent, I was referred to you by mr. Alfred Kwame from Lome Togo. I need to obtain WRIT OF MANDAMUS CERTIFICATE document quite urgently - before Friday Jan 31st. Would you be able to assist me in this matter ? Thank you, Cosmo Kramer ------------------------------------------------------------------------ From : "vincent bakpo" [vinbakpo01@hotmail.com] To : Cosmo Kramer Subject : Hello cosmo Date : Mon, 27 Jan 2003 14:59:20 +0100 X-Originating-IP: [62.56.191.178] Hello Cosmo, i will be waiting for you at the airport there will be no problem,you are really handsome i will make good plans for you,tell the security company that you have a friend who will meet with you at the airport that you will call them for the clearing of the consignment,i was thinking of you getting an apartment were the security guest house we serve as a code store is,just tell your secetary not to make any reservations,on arrival i will make sure you stay in the best place you you will be comfortable ok.i will send my picture to you.i am preparing to leave with you and i want us now to maintain even after we get the money,i'd like we live a quite life somewhere else,keep all this informations to yourself.take care i will be waiting keep me informed. Vincent. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ From : obodov10@justice.com To : Cosmo Kramer Subject : FROM OBODO VINCENT Date : Mon, 27 Jan 2003 06:18:10 -0800 (PST) Received: from [62.56.191.178] by mail.justice.com with HTTP; Mon, 27 Jan 2003 06:18:10 -0800 (PST) REF/500-20/OB/CON-01/03. TO.MR.COSMO. SIR, FOLLOWING THE RECEIPT OF YOUR APPLICATION FOR THE PROCUREMENT OF THE WRIT OF MANDAMUS CERTIFICATE AS THE TRUE AND BONAFIDE BENEFICIARY. IT IS IMPERATIVE YOU UNDERSTAND THAT YOU WILL BE REQUIRED TO PAY FOR OUR PROFESSIONAL SERVICE, AS THE CERTIFICATE WILL BE OBTAINED IN THE ECOWAS HIGH COURT IN ACCRA-GHANA,THE PROCUREMENT, NOTARISATION OF THE CERTIFICATE AND GOVERNMENT STAMP DUTIES IN ACCORDANCE TO THE REGIONAL LAID DOWN LAWS WILL COST THE SUM OF $950.25, WHILE OUR PROFESSIONAL CHARGES AND SIGNING FEE WILL BE $550. TOTALLING $1,500.25 WHICH YOU HAVE TO SEND BY WESTERN UNION MONEY TRANSFER TO THE CASHIER’S NAME STATED BELOW. MR. RICHARD KPEKPE LOME—TOGO. TEXT QUESTION= WHAT IS THIS. TEXT ANSWER = KIN. ON THE RECEIPT OF THE MONEY, WE SHALL PROCEED WITH THE PROCUREMENT OF MANDAMUS CERTIFICATE IN YOUR FAVOUR .ALSO YOU ARE TO FILL AND SIGN THE POWER OF ATTORNEY BELOW. YOURS FAITHFULLY, OBODO VINCENT. POWER OF ATTORNEY I ------------------------- do hereby appoint Messer Vincent Obodo,OBODO & co Chambers of 14,Bd Felix Houphoet Boigny,Lome-TOGO as my attorney strictly to represent me in the procurement of the Writ Of Mandamus Certificate. This authority covers all solicitation,advocacy and representation necessary for the signing of the above mentioned document. This power of attorney is with strict application to the above and terminates at the conclusion of the said transaction or expressly as otherwise stated provided that there is no committal of estopel. Sign......................Date.................... ONCE WE ARE IN RECEIPT OF THESE POWER OF ATTORNEY AND OUR FEES WE SHALL EFFECT THE NECESSARY SIGNING WITH THE SEA&AIR SECURITY COMPANY. YOURS FAITHFULLY, ------------------------------------------------------------------------ From : "vincent bakpo" [vinbakpo01@hotmail.com] To : Cosmo Kramer Subject : Re: Hello cosmo URGENT! UPDATED FLIGHT SCHEDULE Date : Mon, 27 Jan 2003 23:00:47 +0100 X-Originating-IP: [62.56.191.178] Hello, I did not get an mail from you so i am writing,how are you?i will be waiting to hear from you,bye Vincent. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ From : "Cosmo Kramer" To : vinbakpo01@hotmail.com Subject : Re: Hello cosmo Date : Mon, 27 Jan 2003 23:32:13 -0500 Dear Vincent, Thanks a lot for your commitment to meeting me in the airport. Please send me your picture where you wear exactly what you'll be wearing in the airport. This way I will be able to recognise you. I will e-mail the security company so that they will not have to meet me. Do you really think that getting an aprtment in Lome is the best option ? I'm only coming for a week and the hotel may be a better idea. But of course, if you know the apartments that I can rent short term and that provide exceptional level of comfort, I'm happy with it too. Just keep in mind that I'm a very demanding traveller and my secretary knows all the little perks that I require from an accomodation. For example, she always arranges with the hotel that there's a bottle of champagne and fdlowers in the room when I arrive. If you want me to stay in the apartments, would you be able to arrange that too ? It's a great idea that you will be travelling with me to US. Would you like me to get you a ticket too ? This way we can fly back together. We can also go to US consulate together and get you a visa. With the money we'll get from this transaction we will definitely have fun here ! Cosmo ------------------------------------------------------------------------ From : "Cosmo Kramer" To : obodov10@justice.com Subject : Re: FROM OBODO VINCENT Date : Mon, 27 Jan 2003 23:38:23 -0500 Mr. Obodo, Honestly, I'm confused about your message. I was writing to Obodo Vincent from Accra, Ghana and it looks like you're based in Lome, Togo. I have no problems with your location just would like to confirm that you're the right person to talk to. Cosmo Kramer ------------------------------------------------------------------------ From : "Cosmo Kramer" To : globaltrust50@diplomats.com Subject : Re: INFORMATIONS Date : Mon, 27 Jan 2003 23:40:47 -0500 MR. Alfred Kwame, I wrote to the e-mail address that you provided, but the reply I got was from a lawyer in Lome, not Accra. Is this the right Obodo Vincent ? Would he be able to prepare the right document ? Cosmo ------------------------------------------------------------------------ From : "global global" [globaltrust50@diplomats.com] To : "Cosmo Kramer" Subject : NOTIFICATION FOR CLEARANCE Date : Tue, 28 Jan 2003 06:08:42 -0500 X-Originating-IP: 62.56.191.178 THE DESK OF ALFRED KWAME. SEA&AIR GLOBAL SECURITE COMPANY. LOME-TOGO. TELEPHONE:00228-9142699. ATTN:MR.COSMO KRAMER. DEAR SIR, WITH REFERENCE TO YOUR MAIL CONCERNING THE ATTORNEY WHO WILL PROCURE THE WRIT OF MANDAMUS CERTIFICATE ON YOUR BEHALF,WE WANT YOU TO UNDERSTAND THAT THEY ARE RESIDENT IN LOME-TOGO BUT THEY WILL HAVE TO PROCURE THE CERTIFICATE IN ACCRA-GHANA. WE ADVISE YOU CONTACT THEM HENCE THEY WILL HAVE TO TRAVEL TO PROCURE THIS CERTIFICATE ON YOUR BEHALF,TO ENABLE US APPLY FOR THE RELEASE YOUR CONSIGNMENTS. DO CONTACT THE UNDERSIGNED FOR FURTHER INFORMATIONS,AND WE APPRECIATE YOUR PATRONAGE. THANKS, YOURS FAITHFULLY, ALFRED KWAME ------------------------------------------------------------------------ From : "vincent bakpo" [vinbakpo01@hotmail.com] To : Cosmo Kramer Subject : Hello cosmo Date : Tue, 28 Jan 2003 13:05:51 +0100 X-Originating-IP: [62.56.191.178] Dear Cosmo, Hi, As regards the apartment i was talking about, it is decent and i hope to make reservations for you, so you do not have to make any,as we can pay for it once you arrive, it cost about $100-$500 depending on the suite besides it is a place where when we have cleared the consignments we take it there and no one will know what we are carrying in,As regards meeting you at the airport I will be at work that morning but i will be sending my personal secretary,she will meet you at the airport and take you to the hotel were you will be staying,then you will call me that you have arrived,you know no one is to know that i have anythings to do with this,that is why i must first meet with you and give you detailed informations before you go to the security company,I will like you to contact Mr alfred kwame that you want him to do in his power and position to get this consignments cleared the day you arrive,so that if possible we can soonest,also tell him that you will appreciate him very well,even that you have brought some gift items for him and the official,which you will give to him,so he should advise you. With your picture,the person I will be sending will identify you and we shall have some a code-which you will use to identify that this person was sent by me,once you arrive at the airport remember that you will tell them that you have a friend who will be waiting for you aside,since you are on vacation.once the person i will be sending walks up to you she will call you by name with reference to my name,then you will respond and know that i sent this person.you do not have to be worried your security is guaranteed ------------------------------------------------------------------------ From : obodov10@justice.com To : Cosmo Kramer Subject : FROM OBODO VINCENT Date : Tue, 28 Jan 2003 04:41:33 -0800 (PST) Received: from [62.56.191.178] by mail.justice.com with HTTP; Tue, 28 Jan 2003 04:41:33 -0800 (PST) REF/500-20/OB/CON-02/03 ATTENTION:MR. KRAMER COSMO. SIR, HAVING RECEIVED YOUR MAIL,WE WISH TO CONFIRM THAT THIS CHAMBERS IS OBODO&ASSOCIATE AFFILIATED TO DIFFERENT MINISTRIES AND BODIES. WE THEREFORE APPRECIATE THE TRUST AND CONFIDENCE YOU HAVE IN US, AND WE SHALL SERVE YOU TO THE LATER. YOURS SINCERELY, OBODO VINCENT. SENIOR PRINCIPAL. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ From : "Cosmo Kramer" To : vinbakpo01@hotmail.com Subject : Re: Hello cosmo Date : Wed, 29 Jan 2003 00:48:24 -0500 Hi Vincent, I'm surprised by your message. You're telling me that you're very serious about this business but you can't even take a day off to meet me in the airport. Look - I'm cancelling all my appointments for a whole week, flying to the other continent for this deal to go through and you can't even take a day off. This is strange... Please send me a picture of whoever will be meeting me in the airport. I need to be able to recognize them. Obviously, I can't ly over there to Lome without knowing how the peron that's going to be meeting me looks like. Can you tell me more about the apartment ? I would like to rent the best one - the one that goes for $500/day. But I will needf to have some assurances from the real estate office that renting them out. I'm ready to pay that much as long as it's a good apartment in the nice neighborhood. But I need to see the picture of the apartments and most importanntly the pictures of the surrounding neighborhood! Please ask the real estate agent to send me the pictures. Vincent, we've come a long way towards concluding this deal, please do your part now and send me the pictures of the person that's going to be meeting me and the pictures of the apartment. Cosmo Kramer ------------------------------------------------------------------------ From : "Cosmo Kramer" To : globaltrust50@diplomats.com Subject : Re: NOTIFICATION FOR CLEARANCE Date : Wed, 29 Jan 2003 00:50:45 -0500 Mr Alfred Kwame, Thank you for the reassurance. I didn't know that the lawyer is based in Lome. Wouldn't it make more sense to contact a lawyer practicing in Ghana to avoid any possible delays in obtaining the certificate ? Can you recommend such a lawyer ? Thank you, Cosmo Kramer ------------------------------------------------------------------------ From : "Cosmo Kramer" To : obodov10@justice.com Subject : Re: FROM OBODO VINCENT Date : Wed, 29 Jan 2003 00:53:05 -0500 Mr. Obodo Vincent, The certificate can only be obtained in Accra Ghana, not Lome Togo. Can you please recommend me a goot practitioner in that country (Ghana) who will be able to obtain the certificate in an expedited manner ? Thank you, Cosmo Kramer ------------------------------------------------------------------------ From : "vincent bakpo" [vinbakpo01@hotmail.com] To : Cosmo Kramer Subject : Hello Date : Wed, 29 Jan 2003 10:02:22 +0100 X-Originating-IP: [62.56.191.178] Dear Cosmo, My good brth honestly i will by today apply for a sick leave to meet with you at the airport,i assure you of this you do not have be worried,about the reservation i am making it is not an apartment of rentage it is in a hotel but the hotel have villa of it's own,or cabins of it's own(compound),you understand what i mean,it belongs to hotel de la.that is where i wanted you to stay were you will enjoy nature opposit it is the beach,they are other hotels which are very good and decent,you do not have to be worried at all,you comfort and security is guaranteed.i will send my picture to you later in the day,you cannot miss me at the airport either will i miss you ok.i will call you later on once i get the permit.i am waiting for you. Vincent ------------------------------------------------------------------------ From : "global global" [globaltrust50@diplomats.com] To : "Cosmo Kramer" Subject : NOTIFICATION Date : Wed, 29 Jan 2003 04:13:56 -0500 X-Originating-IP: 62.56.191.178 THE DESK OF ALFRED KWAME. SEA&AIR GLOBAL SECURITE COMPANY. LOME-TOGO. TELEPHONE:00228-9142699. ATTN:MR.COSMO KRAMER. DEAR SIR, THE CERTIFICATE WILL BE PROCURED BY OBODO VINCENT AS THEY ARE ACCREDITED ATTORNEY WHOM HAVE BEEN HANDLING AFFAIRS FOR MOST OF OUR CLIENTS. BE GUIDED THAT YOUR DATE FOR CLEARANCE HAS ENLAPSED. WE APPRECIATE YOUR PATRONAGE. THANKS, YOURS FAITHFULLY, ALFRED KWAME. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- From : obodov10@justice.com To : Cosmo Kramer Subject : Re: FROM OBODO VINCENT Date : Wed, 29 Jan 2003 01:40:46 -0800 (PST) Received: from [62.56.191.178] by mail.justice.com with HTTP; Wed, 29 Jan 2003 01:40:46 -0800 (PST) ATTN:COSMO KRAMER, YOU WERE REFERRED TO THIS CHAMBERS BY MR ALFRED KWAME WHO KNOWS US WELL.OBODO AND ASSOCIATES CHAMBERS HAS OFFICES IN MOST ECOWAS REGIONS AS SUCH WILL NOT ENCOUNTER ANY PROBLEMS IN PROCURING ANY LEGAL DOCUMENT IN THE REGIONS IF WE ARE EMPOWERED AND CHARGES FOR THE PROCUREMENT ARE RECEIVED. WE ADVISE YOU SEND THE REQUIRED CHARGES, THE SUM OF $1500.25 BY WESTERN UNION MONEY TRANSFER TO THE NAME STATED BELOW TO FACILITATE THE PROCUREMENT: MR RICHARD KPEKPE LOME-TOGO AS SOON AS THE CHAMBERS HEAD ACCOUNTANT SITUATED IN LOME-TOGO CONFIRMS THE ABOVE CHARGES WHICH WILL BE RECEIPTED WITHIN 4HRS THE REQUIRED WRIT OF MANDAMUS WILL BE OBTAINED AND SENT TO YOU ACCORDINGLY. WE AWAIT YOUR RESPONSE AS YOU ARE AWARE OF THE URGENCY INVOLVED. YOURS FAITFULLY, OBODO VINCENT SENIOR PRINCIPAL ------------------------------------------------------------------------ From : "vincent bakpo" [vinbakpo01@hotmail.com] To : Cosmo Kramer Subject : Hi Brth Date : Wed, 29 Jan 2003 17:29:51 +0100 X-Originating-IP: [62.56.189.201] Hello Brth, I did not get an mail today from you i will be at the airport to meet with i have gotten the permit so i will be wearing a native flowing grown of yellowish design,and i will be holding a green hand fan which you will identify,what dress will be wearing as in the picture or what dress will be wearing.call me 00228-9160583.i will wait for you. Vincent ------------------------------------------------------------------------ From : "Cosmo Kramer" To : vinbakpo01@hotmail.com Subject : Re: Hello Date : Wed, 29 Jan 2003 13:24:23 -0500 Vincent, What kind of hotel is it ? Does it have a website ? Where can I check on this hotel? I need to be sure that it's an exceptional hotel and it is located in the nice neighborhood. $500 a day is quite a lot even by american standards. I don't mind paying for a great service, but I need to be sure about the hotel. Can you do me a favor - please send me the photos os this hotel taken recently. If you can't send me the photos - no problem, but then I'll check into teh hotel that my travel assistant will reserver for me. I'm flying out tomorrow. I will check my mail tomorrow morning, if the photos of that apartments and (most importantly) surrounding neighborhood are not in my mailbox, I'm sorry but I'll reserve a room in the hotel that my travel assistant recommends. You can call the owners of that hotel/apartment complex and say that if they urgently send the photos I require to my e-mail address, they will have a customer who will their best suite for $500 a night for the whole next week. Just tell them these exact words and I'm sure they will have no problems sending me the photos Also, it is imperative that I can see your picture before I fly out tomorrow. Please don't screw up this time and finally send me the picture that you were promising for the whole last week. Stop offering excuses, send me the picture! Is it so hard ?! Cosmo ------------------------------------------------------------------------ From : "Cosmo Kramer" To : obodov10@justice.com Subject : Re: FROM OBODO VINCENT Date : Wed, 29 Jan 2003 13:30:36 -0500 Mr. Obodo, I'm extremely busy right now as I'm preparing for my trip to Lome, Togo. That's why I will not find time to visit western union office to make a transfer. I will be in Lome on Friday morning. Would it be possible if I will pay you in cash on that day ? Thank you, Cosmo Kramer ------------------------------------------------------------------------ From : "vincent bakpo" [vinbakpo01@hotmail.com] To : Cosmo Kramer Subject : Re: Hello Date : Wed, 29 Jan 2003 20:55:44 +0100 X-Originating-IP: [62.56.191.178] Dear Cosmo, You should understand that i cannot get you the picture of the hotel,beside your security is uppermost to me with i have assured you of,the hotel i have made reservation for you is a decent hotel,and that is were i want you to stay it is safe and secured besides when we get the consignments cleared we need a place that has it's own drive way we can just carry the consignments in take some money out and ship it to your country or out of we open an account in your name and pay in the money,i will not also want anyone knowing i am who gave you all informations you are acting on,once you leave tomorrow morning call me even when you get to addis call me on arrival i will be with you,you did not answer me which dress you will be wearing,call me before you leave tomorrow. Vincent. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ From : "Cosmo Kramer" To : vinbakpo01@hotmail.com Subject : Re: Hello Date : Wed, 29 Jan 2003 16:21:38 -0500 Dear Vincent, Let's not make a fight about this. If you can't get the photos of that place - no problem. I'll instruct my assistant tomorrow to reserve me a room in the hotel and we will rent that apartment immediately after we clear the consignment just to deliver cash there and split it. This is not a problem - beleive me. Besides we will save some money since we will only require the cheapest unit in that apartment complex, not the expensive $500 one. And we will only need it for one night, not the whole 7 days. But I urge you to send me the picture of yourself if you're going to meet me in the airport, because I need to be able to recognize you. As for me - I will be wearing blue shorts and a t-shirt that says "Limp Bizkit" (this is my favorite band). I will also be wearing brown Nike sandals. You should easily recognize me. I will try calling you tomorrow. Please don't forget to send me your photo as I will not have access to my e-mail from the moment I depart - I checked with the airlines and they told me they don't have in-flight Internet like some american airlines do. If you can send me the photos of that place and the photos of the surrounding neighborhood - please do so before tomorrow 10:00am when I will instruct my travel agent to reserve a room for me. Talk to you later, Vincent! Cosmo ------------------------------------------------------------------------ From : "Cosmo Kramer" To : vinbakpo01@hotmail.com Subject : Re: Hello Date : Wed, 29 Jan 2003 16:24:40 -0500 Vincent, Sorry, forgot to ask you. What will I need to have with me on my arrival to Togo to clear the consignment. What kind of documents ? Passport, birth certificate, divorce certificate maybe ? Do I need to have cash with me? I'm thinking of taking maybe $10k in cash and I will have my credit cards and a checkbook with me. What else did I forget ? Thank you, ------------------------------------------------------------------------ From : "vincent bakpo" [vinbakpo01@hotmail.com] To : Cosmo Kramer Subject : Re: Hello Date : Thu, 30 Jan 2003 01:35:28 +0100 X-Originating-IP: [62.56.191.178] Dear Cosmo, your passport is ok,and the cash is ok it will do for the clearing of the consignments,let me know the hotel you are trying to make reservations,I want you to know i have very good taste even if not that rich ok,come with the cash for the hotel reservations and you will be very happy at the hotel where you will be staying,with nature at it's wonder,over looking the sea,and lots of tourist attraction ok,at the airport you will say you coming for vacation like i have told you,and i want you to know that with this cash we can paint the world red but we have to be cool about it ok,come with your cheque book and passport photograph if we agree after clearing we might open an account in your name,remember to bring some gift items.i will wait for your call,also remember to come along with the invitation letter and ticket if possible. vincent. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ From : "Cosmo Kramer" To : vinbakpo01@hotmail.com Subject : Re: Hello Date : Wed, 29 Jan 2003 22:51:22 -0500 Dear Vincent, Of course I will not forget the gift items, I have already packed them. I just sent an email to my travel agent asking her to arrange me a hotel in Lome and send me the pictures of it and I hope she will dfo it first thing tomorrow morning. I will try calling you tomorrow before leaving and I will e-mail you from the airport (I have internet access in my cellphone) What kind of invitation letter do I need ? Cosmo Kramer ------------------------------------------------------------------------ From : obodov10@justice.com To : Cosmo Kramer Subject : FROM OBODO VINCENT, NOTIFICATION Date : Thu, 30 Jan 2003 01:11:06 -0800 (PST) Received: from [62.56.191.178] by mail.justice.com with HTTP; Thu, 30 Jan 2003 01:11:06 -0800 (PST) ATTN: COSMO KRAMER, THE RECEIPT OF YOUR MAIL IS HEREBY ACKNOWLEDGED WITH CONTENTS WELL UNDERSTOOD. IN YOUR MAIL YOU INDICATED YOUR ARRIVAL TO BE ON FRIDAY, DO YOU MEAN THE 31ST OF JANUARY 2003? THE CHAMBERS ARE AVAILABLE TO RENDER HER SERVICES TO YOU EVEN WHILE IN LOME-TOGO, YOU WILL HAVE TO CONTACT US ON TELEPHONE NUMBER (228)9131382.PLEASE INFORM THE SECURITY COMPANY OF THIS DEVELOPMENT WHICH WE WILL DO TOO. THANKS FOR YOUR PATRONAGE, OBODO VINCENT. (SENIOR PRINCIPAL) ------------------------------------------------------------------------ From : "vincent bakpo" [vinbakpo01@hotmail.com] To : Cosmo Kramer Subject : Hello Cosmo Date : Thu, 30 Jan 2003 13:51:31 +0100 X-Originating-IP: [62.56.191.178] Hi Cosmo, I want to tell you i have seen your mail and i will be waiting for you at the airport looking out for a man with brown short,so what is the name of the hotel you made reservations with,i told you to come with the money i have made reservations with Hotel du la paix for you,it is home away from home,you do not need to make any reservations,i will wait for your call.Take care and have a wonderful flight.I mean a letter of invitation from you inviting me to come over to the US,you sometimes the home office may demand it,but that will not be a problem expect your call. Vincent ------------------------------------------------------------------------ From : "global global" [globaltrust50@diplomats.com] To : "Cosmo Kramer" Subject : NOTIFICATION FOR CLEARANCE Date : Thu, 30 Jan 2003 09:35:13 -0500 X-Originating-IP: 62.56.191.178 THE DESK OF ALFRED KWAME. SEA&AIR GLOBAL SECURITE COMPANY. LOME-TOGO. TELEPHONE:00228-9142699 ATTN:MR.COSMO KRAMER. DEAR SIR, IN ACCORDANCE TO ACT 52 OF THE ALLIED AND FINANCIAL MATTERS,HENCE YOUR CONSIGNMENTS BEING A DIPLOMATIC CARGO,DEPOSITED AS SAME IN THE DIPLOMATIC LOGDE, YOU WILL BE REQUIRED TO COME WITH THE SUM OF $6,750 FOR THE CLEARING OF THE TWO CONSIGNMENTS WITH IMMUNITY. BE INFORMED THAT YOUR CONSIGNMENTS HAS ALREADY INCURRED A PENALTY CHARGES OF $40.00 PER NIGHT FOR THE TWO CONSIGNMENTS STARTING FROM 22ND TILL THE DATE OF YOUR ARRIVAL/CLEARANCE HENCE YOU HAVE INDICATED TO US. WHEN YOU ARRIVE IN LOME-TOGO YOU ARE REQUIRED TO COME FORTH FOR THE CLEARANCE OF YOUR CONSIGNMENT WITH PAGE 1 AND 2 OF YOUR INTERNATIONAL PASSPORT YOURS FAITHFULLY, ALFRED KWAME. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ From : "vincent bakpo" [vinbakpo01@hotmail.com] To : Cosmo Kramer Subject : Re: Hello Date : Thu, 30 Jan 2003 20:39:56 +0100 X-Originating-IP: [62.56.191.178] Dear Cosmo, I have not heard from you I am still waiting for your call have you boarded,take care of yourself.I will be waiting for you as you arrive. Vincent. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ From : "vincent bakpo" [vinbakpo01@hotmail.com] To : Cosmo Kramer Subject : Re: Hello Date : Thu, 30 Jan 2003 21:01:31 +0100 X-Originating-IP: [62.56.191.178] Hi, The hotel reservation made was in Hotel Du LePaxis,suite 740 you do not have to be worried.call me before you board,0011228-9160583. Vincent ------------------------------------------------------------------------ From : "Cosmo Kramer" To : vinbakpo01@hotmail.com Subject : Re: Hello Date : Thu, 30 Jan 2003 15:58:27 -0500 Vincent, My travel assistant is reserving me a room in this hotel: http://allhotelspts.placestostay.com/script/gen_prop.asp?hotel_id=16932&front_end_id=1355 I am preparing for my flight tonight. You have not sent me your photograph, please do so if you are serious about this deal. I have asked you more than five times to send me a photograph, I have sent you my photograph and you still for some reason don't want to send me yours. What is going on ? I tried calling your number 0011-228-.... but couldn't get through. I will check my email again tonight before leaving for the airport, I sincerely hope that I will your photo there and not the usual excuses! Cosmo Kramer ------------------------------------------------------------------------ From : "vincent bakpo" [vinbakpo01@hotmail.com] To : Cosmo Kramer Subject : safety sake!!!! Date : Fri, 31 Jan 2003 01:00:01 +0100 X-Originating-IP: [62.56.191.178] Dear Cosmo, I do not like it when I have told you that we have to handle senstive issues as this with a high sense of maturity,the hotel you are/have trying to book is not safe,i cannot guaranty your safety there that was a hotel were an assasination that almost claimed the life of one of our clients that is why we do not recommend it to our clients even the security company will not advise you to stay there, beside what security will be for our business and the money, you want me killed right,you must have given my name and telephone to your people and it is assumed i will take care of you, honestly i am disappointed in you, why you cannot take advise and instruction,you want to jeopardise my opportunity,you want to make fruitless journey to lome-togo ,you want to dash a dream and deal i have nutured monitored and prefected,you have never been to togo before and i tell you what you should do and you refuse what kind of man are you,I am angry, you have to obey and listen to my instructions i know the strings i have pulled to bring this deal to this level and you want to stop it,i have not sent you my picture because like i told you i will not want to be seen directly with you,I may even come as an official together with other officials of our affiliate company crystal marchant trust to meet you,the security company today want to come and meet you at the airport,but it was agreed that mrs Biu Kuku come to you,now they believe you will take care of yourself ,as i have directed you,you have to stop making reservation with sarakawa right away if you have call, off the reservation,get your money refunded if you paid,as I have already made reservation for Hotel De La Paix with nature arround you.I tried to call you it kept on ringing engaged,my number is 011-228-9160583. I must talk to you before you leave,once you get to addis,call me. i am waitying for your call. Vincent. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ From : "Cosmo Kramer" To : vinbakpo01@hotmail.com Subject : Re: safety sake!!!! Date : Thu, 30 Jan 2003 19:19:47 -0500 Vincent, You're a strange person, didn't we agree that you will either send me the photos of that place or I will reserve a room in the hotel of my choice ? As I told you - we can rent a room in the other hotel that you say is safe and secret and deliver money there - it's ok with me. I will pay for one night stand in that hotel before we're ready to deliver the money over there. I didn't pay anything for that hotel yet, there's nothing to refund. They accept reservations without advance fee. Now, who is going to be meeting me ? Some lady ? Is it the woman that will be meeting me ? You told me that you have taken a sick day off and will be meeting me in the airport, did you forget ? What is going on ? It's all is quite strange. And please do not use such a tone in your messages. I'm treating you with respect, please do so too. I'm almost ready to go to the airport, please e-mail me answers to my questions, I will be checking my mail. Cosmo ------------------------------------------------------------------------ From : "vincent bakpo" [vinbakpo01@hotmail.com] To : Cosmo Kramer Subject : Re: safety sake!!!! Date : Fri, 31 Jan 2003 01:44:55 +0100 X-Originating-IP: [62.56.191.178] Dear Cosmo, You must understand that i will be at the airport to meet with you but I must report to the office in this i will be sending somebody personal who will meet with you before i arrive,this is the code how you will know i sent this person,walks up to you say for vincent,you say bakpo. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ From : "vincent bakpo" [vinbakpo01@hotmail.com] To : Cosmo Kramer Subject : hope no problem Date : Fri, 31 Jan 2003 16:28:49 +0100 X-Originating-IP: [62.56.191.178] Dear Cosmo, How are you, hope no problem.i waited for you at the airport this morning and did'nt see you, what is happening? where are you now, i tried to reach you on phone but it was'nt through. Please i will be waiting to hear from you as soon as you get this mail, call me if possible. Vincent. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ From : "Cosmo Kramer" To : vinbakpo01@hotmail.com Subject : Re: hope no problem Date : Fri, 31 Jan 2003 13:43:07 -0500 VINCENT MY TRAVEL AGENT SCREWED ME UP BIG TIME! SHE BOUGHT ME A CONNECTING FLIGHT TICKET TO LOME FOR THE YESTERDAY DAY. I WILL FIRE THE BITH. I"M IN ADDIS ABABA THIS IS A HORRIBLE PLACE. VERY POOR COUNTRY I CANT BELEIVE THIS. I WANT TO CALL YOU BUT I DIDN"T TAKE YOUR NUMBER WITH ME. SEND ME YOUR NUMBER. CALL ME I'M IN INTERNET CAFE NOW, THEY SAY NUMBER IS 1-635256 or 9-217366. THEY DONT SPEAK ENGLISH WELL, THEY ARE STUPID. ETHIOPEAN AIRLINES DON"T HAVE AA FLIGHT TO TOGO TODAY. I DON NOW WHAT TO DO! HELP!!! Cosmo ------------------------------------------------------------------------ From : "vincent bakpo" [vinbakpo01@hotmail.com] To : Cosmo Kramer Subject : hope no problem Date : Sat, 01 Feb 2003 01:08:39 +0100 X-Originating-IP: [62.56.191.178] Dear Cosmo, Sorry for the inconviniencies and thank you for replying to my mail, i was somewhat afraid. I tried calling the numbers you gave me but the country code is not included so you can ask of their country code number, add together with it or on the alternative you can call my number. 00-228-916-05-83. I will be waiting for your call. Vincent. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ From : "Cosmo Kramer" To : vinbakpo01@hotmail.com Subject : Re: hope no problem Date : Sat, 01 Feb 2003 00:29:08 -0500 Vincent, I'm writing your from the internet cafe in addis ababa! Please call me, the number here is 1-501933, country code 251 I will be waiting for your call until 10:00am local time. Then I will go back to the hotel and check out and spend the rest of the day in the United States Mission. Their phone is 1-550666, you can call me there too. My travel agent did a terrible thing - she totally screwed up my ticket purchase. The next flight to Lome from here is Wednesday only. I have spent most of the day yesterday in the Ethiopian airlines office. They finally sold me a one way tocket to Accra Ghana. They say that it's the nearest desitnation to Togo that they fly. I'm departing on SUNDAY 02:15am from Addis Ababa and arriving to Accra Ghana at 05:00am on Sunday. I's SUNDAY 05:00 AM in Accra Ghana international Airport! The flight number is Ethiopian airlines flight 0973. I urge you to be at the airport in Accra and meet me. Vincent do me abig favor and meet me there and help me get to Lome. I will stay in the hotel of your choice and I will forever be thankful to you for this favor. I have to tell you honestly that I don't like Africa. Adis Ababa is a very very strange, sad and dirty city. I want to go home, I don't want to spend time in Africa. Please send me a message before the evening today. If you can meet me in Accra I wil fly there. If you can not meet me there, I don't want to fly and I will probably fly back to New York. I am at the point where I'm not sure I want to be in this anymore. I'm afraidand I'm tired. WHy doesn't your phone work ? I tried calling you and I can not get through. I'm dialing 011-228-916-05-83 and it's silence or beeps. Vincent, please be there to meet me. It's Sunday and I know that you can be there for my help! Cosmo ------------------------------------------------------------------------ From : "vincent bakpo" [vinbakpo01@hotmail.com] To : Cosmo Kramer Subject : Re: hope no problem Date : Sat, 01 Feb 2003 11:33:36 +0100 X-Originating-IP: [62.56.191.178] Dear Cosmo, I've seen your mail, please ask them of the international acess dialing code number,i guess it is 00 and not 011 as you dialed, after you must have gotten the code add it to my number 228-916-05-83. then you will get me, as I dont know when you will be at the United States Mission to call you, i will be waiting for your call, bye. Vincent. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ From : "vincent bakpo" [vinbakpo01@hotmail.com] To : Cosmo Kramer Subject : ALL IS WELL,just contact the airline. Date : Sat, 01 Feb 2003 12:02:33 +0100 X-Originating-IP: [62.56.191.178] Dear Cosmo, I called the internet cafe shop and i was told that they do not allow customers receive calls there,all you have to do is to try to call me,ask the cyber cafe the international access dialling code for ethopia,then you add my number,228-916-0583.(228) is the country code for togo,I called the ethopia airline in addias,when I went to the their company here in lome-togo,they confirmed to me that there will be a flight directly from ethopia to Lome-Togo,from 1.55am departure time to arrive 7.20am on Monday in Togo,so why do you have to bother yourself to fly to Ghana,you do not have to fly to Ghana at all,because i will not be at the airport to meet with you,you have to wait for this flight from ethopia to togo on monday 3rd feb,I was at the airport yesterday,just wait my good friend for the flight so that we can finish althings,you know we have laboured for this and we must get it accomplished with very good fruits,what you have to do is to contact the security company and tell them that you will be coming by next week,then contact the attorney and tell him the situation,that he should go to the security company and apply for extention of the date of clearance,on my own i will forward on the informations as received the necessary documentations need to get the consignments cleared so do not worry at all,personally tell Mr alfred kwame to help you get the application approved with the crystal marchant trust so that they can still keep the consignments with in thier security coded department.ALL IS WELL DO KEEP CALM, GOD HAS GIVEN US THIS GREAT OPPORTUNITY AND WE MUST EAT THE FRUIT OF OUR LABOUR,remember to keep all informations to yourself,and take proper care of your Self and luggages I will wait for you on monday at the airport meanwhile i will mail you with the details,and go right away to the ethopian airline and tell them that you are not going to fly to Ghana again,no matter the refund take it,once we clear the consignments we shall open it and take out some money to offset our bills,tell them that Lome-Togo is your destination. I await your call immediately you receive this mail. Vincent. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ From : "vincent bakpo" [vinbakpo01@hotmail.com] To : Cosmo Kramer Subject : call me Date : Sat, 01 Feb 2003 15:19:31 +0100 X-Originating-IP: [62.56.189.229] Dear Cosmo, I have received a telephone call from the ethopian airline and i want you to go there and tell them that they should include your name on board for lome.I want to speak to you i do not know how i can reach you,do hotel you are stayig don't they have a telephone number were i can call you and your room number? I have been waiting for your telephone call all thru yesterday ask for the international dialling out code of ethopia then you dial in front the access code and add 228-9160583.I have to speak with you,Already I have thru my contact arranged for immdiate clearance of the consignments on your arrival you do not need to worry as i know that is why you want to go to your embassy,you do not need to worry at all once you go do remain calm as i have told you to say that you are only coming as a tourist since you are on vacation and that you will be staying at hotel de la paix,all is well my good friend, I need to know what is happening with you as i cannot sleep,call me as soon as you get this mail,just call me call me. Havbe you eaten,take care of yourself and lugagges. I will be waiting for you call. vint cent. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ From : "Cosmo Kramer" To : vinbakpo01@hotmail.com Subject : Re: call me Date : Sun, 02 Feb 2003 00:55:06 -0500 VINCENT, I got your message just in time and went to the airlines office back and exchanged the ticket to accra to a ticket to lome. I'm in their office now, they have the internet and I begged them to let me accept a call from you. Please call me at this number: 1 612222 ASAP. If you get this message after 10am addis ababa time, don't call I will leave the office by then. I have checked out of the hotel and I'm staying in the American mission's building. They allowed me to stay in their reception room. This is the only place in this dreaded city where I feel somewhat safe. Please call the mission if you want to talk to me. I'm arriving in lome at 7:10am monay morning, flight 951 I hope you will meet me at the airport but THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT, THERE'S SOMETHING I NEED TO TELL YOU. BE VERY CAREFUL ON YOUR WAY TO THE AIRPORT AND WHEN YOU WILL BE MEETING ME ALWAYS LOOK AROUND YOURSELF FOR ANY SUSPICIOUS ACTIVITY. I BELEIVE THAT THERE'S SOME OTHER ORGANIZATION THAT KNOWS ABUT OUR DEAL AND IS TRYING TO GET THE SPEAR'S MONEY THAT IS IN THE CONSIGNMENT. HERE'S THE FACTS: 1. MY TRAVEL AGENT WHO I KNOW FOR MANY YEARS AND WHO WAS HANDLING ALL MY TRAVEL NEEDS FLAWLESSLY FOR MANY YEARS SUDDENLY MESSES UP MY TRAVEL PLANS SO MUCH THAT I'M STUCK IN A TERRIBLE AFRICAN CITY INSTEAD OF PURSUING A DEAL OF A LIFETIME. 2. THERE WAS A MAN SITTING NEXT TO ME ON THE PLANE TO ADDIS ABABA WHO WAS BLACK AND WHO WAS VERY INTERESTED IN LEARNING MY PLANS. HE KEPT ON ASKING ME WHERE I'M GOING TO AND WHEN HE HAD LEARNED I'M GOING TO TOGO HE STARTED ASKING STRANGE QUESTIONS ABOUT MY PLANS. 3. WHN I WENT TO INTERNET CAFE IN ADDIS ABABA YESTERDAY ALL CUSTOMERS ANDF THE MANAGER OF THE CAFE GAVE ME A VERY STRANGE LOOK AND PRETENDED THEY DIDN'T UNDERSTAND ME WHEN I ASKED FOR THEIR PHONE NUMBER. WHEN I ASKED ONE GUY HOW TO CALL TOGO HE FLATLY REFUSED AND PRETENDED HE DOESN'T UNDERSTAND ME. HE WAS BROWSING ENGLISH WEBSITES I SAW THAT BUT HE SAID "ENGLISH NOT UNDERSTAND". 4. THERE WAS A WHITE GUY NEAR THE AMERICAN MISSION WHO ASKED ME WHAT WAS I DOING IN ETHIOPIA. I DIN'T TELL HIM ANYTHING BECAUSE I WAS ALREADY SUSPICIOUS. 5. THE AMERICAN MISSION EMPLOYEE WHO I SPOKE WITH (JERRY SEINFIELD WAS HIS NAME) STARTED ASKING ME ALL KINDS OF NOSY QUESTIONS ABOUT THE PURPOSE OF MY TRAVEL TO AFRICA. SINCE I WAS VERY DEPRESSED WHEN I TALKED TO HIM I TOLD HIM THAT I'M TRAVELLING ON BUSINESS AND PLAN TO MAKE A HUGE PROFIT AND THAT IF IT HADNT BEEN FOR THAT I WOULD NEVER EVER GO HERE. AND HE BECAME VERY SUSPICIOS AND GAVE ME A STRANGE LOOK. HE REPEATEDLY ASKED ME WHETHER I WAS GOING TO TOGO OR NIGERIA. I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY HE BROUGHT UP NIGERIA. I THINK THAT MY TRAVEL AGENT WAS BRIBED AND THAT'S WHY SHE DID THIS TO ME. AND THAT THE PEOPLE IN THE CAFE KNEW THAT I WAS COMING AND THE WERE READFY TO BLOCK MY ACCESS TO YOU AND NOT LET ME CALL YOU OR LET YOU CALL ME. AND THE PEOPLE IN THE AMERICAN MISSION ARE SOMEHOW IN IT TOO. I THINK THAT THERE'S ANOTHER ORGANIZATION OR MAFIA THAT WANTS TO HAVE OUR MONEY AND THAT'S WHY I WANT YOU TO BE VERY CAREFUL AND CAUTIOUS IN THE AIRPORT. DON'T TRUST ANYONE, COME BY YOURSELF AND WATCH YOUR BACK. Cosmo ------------------------------------------------------------------------ From : "vincent bakpo" [vinbakpo01@hotmail.com] To : Cosmo Kramer Subject : ALL IS WELL Date : Sun, 02 Feb 2003 14:16:42 +0100 X-Originating-IP: [62.56.191.178] Dear Cosmo, Thanks to GOD that you are ok,all you have told me was the most reason why you should not tell anybody no matter what,the reason for your visit to togo all you will say is that you want to go for a vacation as a tourist,do not tell anyone anything i will personally be at the airport,I will only come with my driver who will be wearing a his official red shirt and black trousers,he will walk up to you and say these words to you since the situation on hand demands extra security and as such do not listen or follow anybody without these words clearly explained,you may demand from the person my telephone number and even speak with me,as you mention your name Cosmo Kramer, I will say ALL IS WELL.(228)9160583. he will ask the password/security word will be-who is Alpha your answer will be -aldof spear. and you will ask him -for what purpose. he will reply -vincent. remember to wear the same clothes as you have earlier said,blue shorts and t-shirt wriiten limp bizket,your favourite. Just know that all is well you should not worry,take good care of yourself and lugagges,meanwhile when is your flight leaving for togo,inform me,do not say anything to anyone other than i am going to togo for vacation as a tourist. vincent waiting. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ From : "vincent bakpo" [vinbakpo01@hotmail.com] To : Cosmo Kramer Subject : call me Date : Sun, 02 Feb 2003 21:42:23 +0100 X-Originating-IP: [62.56.191.178] Dear Cosmo, How is things over there with you? i have made every plans concerning your arrival and please dont forget the password/security code that we are goingto be saying at the airport ensure security,I am maaking final arrangements to go with you before the end of this week as i know on arrival we shall get the consignment cleared at once. I will wait for you Bye and take care of yourself,no one can claim the money from you ok. Vincent. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ From : "vincent bakpo" [vinbakpo01@hotmail.com] To : Cosmo Kramer Subject : ALL IS WELL. Date : Mon, 03 Feb 2003 11:44:54 +0100 X-Originating-IP: [62.56.191.178] Dear Cosmo, I was at the airport waiting for your arrival what went wrong you did not even call me or email me to tell me that you where not on board,if there is anything let me know i have made adequate security here for you,so do not worry about anything at all,and do not speak to anybody at all concerning our business may be they may be agents to travelling agents,I want you to contact the security company at once tell them the situation on hand. I AM WAITING FOR YOU BECAUSE ALL IS WELL. Vincent. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ From : "vincent bakpo" [vinbakpo01@hotmail.com] To : Cosmo Kramer Subject : caling Date : Mon, 03 Feb 2003 12:39:24 +0100 X-Originating-IP: [62.56.189.195] Dear Cosmo, I have to give you a call at the US mision in addis ababa ethiopia,but for security sake my wife has to do the calling, her name is MARIS. Don't disclose much as you speak, just pretend as if you are speaking with your friend you are about meeting in lome-togo. Vincent. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ From : "vincent bakpo" [vinbakpo01@hotmail.com] To : Cosmo Kramer Subject : call me Date : Mon, 03 Feb 2003 13:30:18 +0100 X-Originating-IP: [62.56.189.195] Dear Cosmo, I tried calling you today to know the present situation over there through my wife at the US mission in addis-ababa ethiopia, but the receiver of the call in the US mission on telephone number 251-1-550666 told us that you are not known there. As soon as you receive this mail go to the nearest internet cafe and call my telephone number (228-9160583)put the ethiopian international access dailling out code before you dail the numbers above for just a minute to give me the telephone numbers there and i will call you back immediately, don't be afraid to call me for the situation warrants it. Vincent. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ From : "Cosmo Kramer" To : vinbakpo01@hotmail.com Subject : Re: ALL IS WELL. Date : Mon, 03 Feb 2003 11:26:16 -0500 VINCENT, WHY DIDN"T YOU TELL ME THAT I HAVE TO HAVE YELLOW FEVER VACCINATION CERTIFICATE IN ORDER TO ENTER TOGO. I STAYED AT THE MISSION IN ADDIS ABABA AND SAFELY BOARDED THE PLANE YESTERDAY AND ENTERED TOGO. I PRAYED ALL THE TIME DURING THE FLIGHT BECAUSE I HAD A BAD FEELING ABOUT ALL THIS AND WHEN THE PLANE LANDED SAFELY IN LOME I REJOICED AND THANKED GOD. BUT WHEN I LEFT THE PLANE AND ENTERED THE AIRPORT FOR THE CUSTOMS INSPECTION THE OFFICER TOLD ME I HAD TO HAVE A YELLOW FEVER VACCINATION CERTIFICATE FROM THE DOCTOR. HIS ENGLISH WAS VERY BAD WITH A STRONG FRENCH ACCESS. THEY DETAINED ME FOR 3 HOURS AND THREATENED TO SEND ME BACK. IT WAS VERY HOT AND HUMID IN THE ROOM. I FINALLY REALIZED THAT THEY ARE EXTORTING A BRIBE FROM ME, GAVE THEM $100 AND THEY LET ME GO. I'M IN THE CITY NOW AND I WANT YOU TO MEET ME IN THE HOTEL PALM BEACH 1 BLVD DE LA REPUBLIC AT 7 PM IN THE LOBBY. BE THERE AND BE VERY CAREFUL. I WANT YOU TO GIVE ME A SIGN IF YOU SEE NO ONE FOLLOWING YOU SAY VERY LOUDLY "KRAMER" AND I WILL COME OUT AND MEET YOU. KRAMER ------------------------------------------------------------------------ From : "vincent bakpo" [vinbakpo01@hotmail.com] To : Cosmo Kramer Subject : my driver is waiting for you at the lobby Date : Mon, 03 Feb 2003 20:56:06 +0100 X-Originating-IP: [192.118.53.28] Dear Cosmo, I sent my Driver and a lady to meet with you,the driver is wearing a red shirt with a blue trouser,while the lady is wearing a blue suit,I have instructed them to take you to a different hotel were we shall be meeting as to ensure security because the money cannot be taken from us by anyone I have already prefected this deal,you must go out with them at once,you call me as you see this mail,9160583.take a cab tell the cab you are going to byblos club on the boulevard.but you must first call me before you take a cab,but go to the lobby you will see my driver there wearing red shirt and the mrs mercy biu,i will wait your call. Vincent. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ From : "Cosmo Kramer" To : vinbakpo01@hotmail.com Subject : Re: my driver is waiting for you at the lobby Date : Mon, 03 Feb 2003 16:24:08 -0500 VINCENT, I SAW YOUR DRIVER WITH SOME LADY NEAR THE LOBBY BUT I WAS AFRAID OF COMING OUT BECAUSE HE DIDN'T SAY MY NAME. I THOUGHT HE SAW SOMEONE FOLLOWING HIM. IF HE DIDN'T SAY MY NAME INTENTIONALLY IT WAS A BAD JOKE, I'M SCARED ALREADY. VINCENT I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY YOU ARE REFUSING TO COME TO MEET ME AND WHY YOU ARE SNEDING YOUR SERVANTS. THEY DO NOT FOLLOW MY INSTRUCTIONS! I'M IN THE CAFE NOW. LET'S MEET IN THE SAFE PLACE. I SEE PEOPLE HERE ARE LOOKING STRANGELY AT ME. THEY MIGHT KNOW SOMETHING. WHEN I WAS LEAVING HOTEL TODAY I ALMOST GOT RUN OVER BY A MOTORCYCLE. THE BLACK PERSON WHO WAS DRIVING THE BIKE WAS SMILING. THIS IS HORRIBLE VINCENT WE NEED TO ARRANGE A MEETING IN A SAFE PLACE. I WANT TO FINALLY MEET YOU AND TO GO TO THE SECURITY COMPANY GET THE MONEY AND GET IT OVER WITH. I WILL BE WAITING FOR YOU NEAR THE CATHEDRAL DU SACRE COEUR TOMORROW MORNING AT 7AM. I WILL BE WATCHING FOR YOU FROM THE DISTANCE. PLEASE FOLLOW MY INSTRUCTIONS CAREFULLY: PLEASE WEAR (OR ASK YOUR MEN TO WEAR) A YELLOW HAT THAT IS BIG ENOUGH TO BE SEEN FROM 300 FEET. IF YOU DON'T SEE ANYONE FOLLOWING YOU I WANT YOU TO TAKE OFF THE HAT AND JUM AS HIGH AS YOU CAN THREE TIMES. IF YOU SEE SOMEONE FOLLOWING YOU YOU NEED TO KEEP THE HAT ON AND WALK ARROUND NORMALLY THIS WAY I WILL SEE THAT YOU ARE BEING FOLLOWED AND WILL CONTACT YOU OVER PHONE OR OVER E-MAIL. I TRIED CALLING YOUR NUMBER 011-228-916-0583 BUT IT STILL DOESN'T WORK. PLEASE CONFIRM THE NUMBER. ANYWAY I'M HEADING BACK TO THE HOTEL IT IS TOO LATE. I'M LOOKING FORWARD TO SEE YOU TOMORROW BUT PLEASE FOLLOW THE INSTRUCTIONS. AND WE WILL GO TO THE SECURITY COMPANY FINALLY. I DON'T HAVE TIME ANYMORE TO E-MAIL THEM AND I ALREADY SPENT ALMOST 10000 CFA ON INTERNET TODAY. Cosmo ------------------------------------------------------------------------ From : "vincent bakpo" [vinbakpo01@hotmail.com] To : Cosmo Kramer Subject : SORRY I RECEIVED YOUR MAIL LATE, PLEASE CALL ME Date : Tue, 04 Feb 2003 10:01:19 +0100 X-Originating-IP: [62.56.191.178] Dear Cosmo, Sorry i got your late due to my faulty ISP, in any case all is well i have to meet with you today to finalise the documents for the release of the consignments to you. You are now in lome-togo call me direct on 9160583 only and i will speak with you. This business must be kept secret ,i invited you to togo as such guaranteed your safety, your live and security while here is most important to me. Please call to speak with me as soon as you get this message,dial only 9160583 i will be waiting for your call. VINCENT. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ From : "vincent bakpo" [vinbakpo01@hotmail.com] To : Cosmo Kramer Subject : MEETING WITH YOU Date : Tue, 04 Feb 2003 11:45:39 +0100 X-Originating-IP: [62.56.191.178] Dear Cosmo, I have to meet with you today, i am now at the bar of your hotel, i will wait till 12noon today,you are to come to the bar and walk to the extreme and sit down bring out your handkerchief and wipe your face 2times to enable recognise you. VIN. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ From : "vincent bakpo" [vinbakpo01@hotmail.com] To : Cosmo Kramer Subject : MEETING WITH YOU Date : Tue, 04 Feb 2003 12:09:11 +0100 X-Originating-IP: [62.56.191.178] Dear Cosmo, I have to meet with you today, i am now at the bar of your hotel, i will wait till 12noon today,you are to come to the bar and walk to the extreme and sit down bring out your handkerchief and wipe your face 2times to enable me recognise you.Paraventure you didnot receive this mail before 12noon i will leave to be back by 8pm today. Be guided that as i come in the hotel's lobby by this 8pm i will raise my hand up for identification. VIN. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ From : "vincent bakpo" [vinbakpo01@hotmail.com] To : Cosmo Kramer Subject : Re: my driver is waiting for you at the lobby Date : Tue, 04 Feb 2003 13:37:32 +0100 X-Originating-IP: [62.56.191.178] Dear Cosmo, What is happening?I left office to stay all day in the hotel lobby expecting to see you,once you receive this mail call me immediately on this number:9160583 as stated.We do not have time I will send my driver and my wife's sister to come and pick you up at 20:00HRS wearing the same clothes for identification,so wait at the lobby for them.If I can finish on time I will accompany them,if am with them as I walk into the lobby I will raise my right hand as stated earlier on. I tried to ask from the reception about your room number but I was made to understand that you did not register with your name,it will be wise you let me have the name you register with and your room number.I will await your call.All is well and am glad you are here please bear with me,till we see later today. Vincent. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ From : "Cosmo Kramer" To : vinbakpo01@hotmail.com Subject : Re: my driver is waiting for you at the lobby Date : Tue, 04 Feb 2003 10:41:10 -0500 DEAR VINCENT. IT SHOULD BE ME ASKING WHAT IS HAPPENING! WHERE WERE YOU THIS MORNING ? AREN'T YOU SERIOUS ABOUT THIS DEAL ? I WAITED LIKE A FOOL ALL MORNING NEAR THE CATHEDRAL AND NO ONE SHOWED UP. I EVEN CONFUSED ONE GUY IN A YELLOW HAT WITH YOUR DRIVER BUT HE OBVIOUSLY HAD NO CLUE HE EVEN DIDN'T SPEAK ENGLISH. PLEASE PLEASE STOP THIS NONSENSE, DON'T BE AFRAID TO MEET ME, WE NEED TO FINALISE THIS DEAL AND MOVE ON WITH OUR LIVES. I INVESTED TOO MUCH TIME AND MONEY IN THIS TO GIVE UP AT THIS POINT. I WILL BE HIDING IN THE LOBBY AT 20:00PM PLEASE ASK YOUR DRIVER TO SAY LOUDLY MY NAME IF HE SEES NO ONE FOLLOWING HIM. I WILL COME OUT AND MEET HIM. IF HE SEES SOMETHING SUSPICIOUS AROUND TELL HIM TO JUST WALK AROUND THE LOBBY AND NOT SAY MY NAME. WE NEED TO MEET, THIS CAN'T GO ON LIKE THIS! I AM SICK AND TIRED OF LOME AND IT'S HEAT AND THIS DIRTY INTERNET CAFES!!! WHY DON'T YOU SHOW UP AT OUR APPOINTMENTS?! DON'T SEND YOUR DRIVERS AND SERVANTS COME MEET ME BY YOURSELF YOU SHOULDN'T TRUST ANYONE WHEN SO MUCH MONEY IS INVOLVED! VINCENT I THINK THAT IN LIGHT OF THE DEVELOPING SITUATION WE NEED TO BUMP UP MY SHARE IN THE PROCEEDS OF THIS DEAL. $3M IS NOT ENOUGH. LOOK I WAS STUCK IN ADDIS ABABA FOR THREE DAYS AND NOW YOU ARE PLAYING STRANGE GAMES AND AVOIDING ME IN LOME. WOULD YOU AGREE TO CHANGE THE RATIO SO THAT I GET $4.2M ? PLEASE LET ME KNOW. ALSO SOME WHITE GUY APPROACHED ME THIS MORNING AT 6AM IN THE LOBBY AND STARTED CONVERSATION. HE WAS GERMAN AND ASKED ME WHAT I WAS DOING IN TOGO. I DIDN'T LIKE THE GUY AND I WAS STRESSED SO I SAID THAT IT'S NONE OF HIS BUSINESS. HE GAVE ME A VERY SUSPICIOUS AND STRANGE LOOK. SO PLEASE WATCH YOUR BACK. IF YOU SEE A NOSY GERMAN GUY AROUND IT'S PROBABLY HIM. DON'T TELL HIM ANYTHING HE MAY BE TRYING TO STEAL THE MONEY WE'RE AFTER! BE VERY CAREFUL! Cosmo ------------------------------------------------------------------------ From : "vincent bakpo" [vinbakpo01@hotmail.com] To : Cosmo Kramer Subject : MEET YOU AT THE LOBBY Date : Tue, 04 Feb 2003 18:58:08 +0100 X-Originating-IP: [62.56.191.178] Dear Cosmo, I strongly apologise for this unfortunate developments,I was there in the hotel lobby this morning for three hours hoping to meet with you all to no avail.It's also unfortunate that this time of the year the humidity is high that is why I will see to it that all about this transaction is concluded on or before friday morning.I will meet you at the lobby at exactly 20:00HRS today. Vincent. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ From : "vincent bakpo" [vinbakpo01@hotmail.com] To : Cosmo Kramer Subject : CALL ME PLEASE Date : Tue, 04 Feb 2003 22:14:30 +0100 X-Originating-IP: [62.56.191.178] Dear Cosmo, I have been at the hotel's lobby as you requested at exactly 20.00hrs and called your name loud enough but did not see you what's this all about. Call me my friend and get this business concluded as time is not on our side. My number while calling from here is 9160583 please call atleast for me to hear from you, I dont know why you avoid calling me on ordinary phone?Save this transaction and call my friend. VINCENT ------------------------------------------------------------------------ From : "vincent bakpo" [vinbakpo01@hotmail.com] To : Cosmo Kramer Subject : YOU ARE A DISAPPOINTMENT MR KRAMER Date : Tue, 04 Feb 2003 23:29:55 +0100 X-Originating-IP: [62.56.191.178] cosmo, I do not think you are a serious person i let all i am doing to meet with you at the lobby of the hotel yet you did not show up,you said you will be hiding once i call you name you will come out this i did and you did not come out I di not do business with men of low minds,i do not think you know me very well as a matter of fact if i cannot see you tomorrow i will be pushed to write a petition to the security company that you are not the beneficiary and i will look for someoneesle thanks to GOd i have not given you the documents which yu will use for the clearing of the consignments,you have told me exactly that you are a boy,mister come out of the hiding if there is some fishing let me know i see the german man he was putting on blue jean trousers and blue shirt I saw another man wearing white shirt ther were together,infact you are a disappointment to me,WHY CAN'T YOU CALL,JUST DIAL 9160583,WHY WHY WHY,you are given me a funny feel and let me tell you if what i am thinking is true you will lose out completely,and!!!!!. i am giving you the last chance you will have to look out for me now,by 6.00Am-7.00Am you must stand opposite the hotel,you must also wear the limp bizkit t-shirt,and the blue short.if after 7.00am i do not see you consider this transcation ended and you can go back to your country and don't ever mail me or call me becos you are not a business man,just a sucker,you must bear all my anger becos time is of essence to me,pack all your luggages tonight we are leaving that hotel,from 6.00am-7.00am you will see a M/benz wagoon car will drive around once you see the car know that i am the one,if you fuck if you fuck,consider all gone i will look in the matter of what i will be giving you. 6.00AM-7.00AM IS THE TIME AFTER THIS CONSIDER THIS TRANSCATION GONE,AND DO NOT CARE ABOUT YOU AND YOUR SECURITY,I WILL WASH MY HANDS OFF YOU,I KNOW YOU ARE NOT STAYING IN THAT HOTEL YOU ARE STAYING SOMEWHERE BUT KNOW THAT AFTER 5 FEB,6?00AM-7?00AM FORGET ABOUT ME,call me as you see this mail,9160583 dial direct. VINCENT ------------------------------------------------------------------------ From : "Cosmo Kramer" To : vinbakpo01@hotmail.com Subject : Re: YOU ARE A DISAPPOINTMENT MR KRAMER Date : Tue, 04 Feb 2003 18:05:42 -0500 VINCENT ARE YOU NUTS ?! WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOURSELF ?! DIDN'T YOU SEE THE GERMAN MAN FOLLOWING YOU TODAY ?! I WAS LUCKY I NOTICED HIM FIRST AND I TRIED TO WARN YOU AND SAID "PST PST" A HUNDRED TIMES PROBABLY BUT YOU DIDN'T EVEN TURN YOUR HEAD TOWARDS ME! WAS IT A STUPID JOKE VINCENT OR WHAT ?! WHY DID YOU DO THAT WHY DID YOU IGNORE ME?! THAT GERMAN MAN WAS LOOKING AT YOU AND HE WAS LOOKING FOR ME AND WANTED TO FOLLOW US AND TO ROB US OF THE MONEY DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND VINCENT ?! HE'S PART OF THE MAFIA AND THEY WANT OUR MONEY. VINCENT PLEASE DON'T DISCARD ME I'VE MADE A TOO LONG WAY TO TUNR AROUND NOW I WANT TO BE PART OF THIS DEAL AND I NEED THIS MONEY. PLEASE I'M NOT A MAN OF LOW MIND I AM A MAN AND NOT A BOY I AM NOT A SUCKER WHY DO YOU CALL ME THESE TERRIBLE WORDS I DON'T UNDERSTAND?! VINCENT I UNDERSTAND YOUR FRUSTRATION AND I AM FRUSTRATED MYSELF BUT I CAN'T COMPROMISE THIS DEAL AND CAN'T ALLOW THE MAFIA TO GRAB OUR MONEY THATH WOULD BE VERY DANGEROUS AND UNFAIR. VINCENT I WANT YOU TO RECONSIDER YOUR LANGUAGE AND BE FAIR WITH ME. I'M BEING CAUTIOUS FOR OUR BOTH SAKE AND FOR THE SAKE OF OUR TRANSACTION. KEEP IN MIND THAT EVEN THOUGH YOU WENT TO A COUPLE OF PLACE IN YOUR OWN CITY I HAD TO FLY ACROSS THE OCEAN FOR THIS AND TO STAY IN ADDIS ABABA - ONE OF THE WORST CITIES IN THE WORLD FOR THREE DAYS. I SPENT ALMOST 5000 TOTAL ON THE TICKETS AND CLOSE TO 4000 ON THE PRESENTS. YES I HAVE LEFT THAT HOTEL AND CHECKED INTO CORINTHIA 2FEVRIER HOTEL ON PLACE DEL'INDEPENDANCE. HOWEVER I WILL DO MY BEST AND WILL BE WAITING FOR YOU JUST AS YOU REQUIRE TOMORROW AT 06:00AM. PLEASE IF I DON'T SEE YOU IN FRONT OF THE HOTEL I WILL BE WAITING FOR YOU IN MY PLACE OF HIDNG NEAR THE CATHEDRAL. COME OVER THERE AND WEAR A YELLOW HAT SO THAT I CAN RECOGNIZE YOU FROM A DISTANCE. IF YOU SEE THAT YOU HAVEN'T BEEN FOLLOWED - GIVE ME THE USUAL SIGN - JUMP THREE TIMES AS HIGH AS YOU CAN. IF YOU SEE SOMEONE FOLLOWING YOU JUST WALK AROUND AND I WILL KNOW THAT YOU HAVE BEEN FOLLOWED. VONCENT PLEASE WE'RE CLOSE TO CONCLUDING THIS TRANSACTION TO OUR MUTUAL BENEFIT. I KNOW THAT YOU NEED ME TO REPRESENT A NEXT OF KIND OF MR SPEARS AND PLEASE DON'T WRITE A PETITION TO A SECURITY COMPANY. Cosmo ------------------------------------------------------------------------ From : "Cosmo Kramer" To : vinbakpo01@hotmail.com Subject : Re: CALL ME PLEASE Date : Wed, 05 Feb 2003 00:55:10 -0500 VINCENT, I WANT TO REMIND YOU THAT I WILL BE WAITING FOR YOU AT 6:00 AM IN THE MORNING RIGHT IN FRONT OF THE HOTEL WHERE I AM STAYING - HOTEL CORINTHIAN AND I WILL BE LOOKING FOR A MERCEDEZ TRUCK IN MY BLUE SHORTS AND WHITE LIMP BIZKIT T-SHIRT. PLEASE DON'T DISSAPOINT ME AND BE THERE TO PICK ME UP. WE NEED TO FINALIZE THE TRANSACTION AND FINALLY RECEIVE OUR SHARES OF THE FUNDS! Cosmo ------------------------------------------------------------------------ From : "vincent bakpo" [vinbakpo01@hotmail.com] To : Cosmo Kramer Subject : CALL ME 9160583 Date : Wed, 05 Feb 2003 09:21:52 +0100 X-Originating-IP: [62.56.191.178] CALL ME CALL ME CALL DIRECTLY AS 9160583.I CANNOT COME TO LOOK FOR YOU AGAIN WITHOUT YOUR CALLING ME AND AFTER TODAY I WILL WRITE A PETITION ON YOUR CLAIMS I WILL LOSE AND YOU ALSO WILL LOSE BUT I MUST GET THIS MONEY TO MYSELF. CALL ME VINCENT. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ From : "vincent bakpo" [vinbakpo01@hotmail.com] To : Cosmo Kramer Subject : I AM TIRED JUST TO MEET WITH YOU Date : Wed, 05 Feb 2003 10:36:14 +0100 X-Originating-IP: [62.56.191.178] Dear Cosmo, I am confused with your series of instructions, just to meet with you that came to lome-togo for me,I went to palm beach to meet with you but to no avail again, right now i am at the corinthians 2fevrier hotel reception try to indentify me or release your room registered number to me which will enable me contact you by phone through the hotel. Although i am wearing exactly the same cloths like yesterday at the palmbeach, better call me on 9160583. VINCENT ------------------------------------------------------------------------ From : "vincent bakpo" [vinbakpo01@hotmail.com] To : Cosmo Kramer Subject : Re: CALL ME PLEASE Date : Wed, 05 Feb 2003 11:23:26 +0100 X-Originating-IP: [62.56.191.178] Dear Cosmo, Make sure you are wearing the BLUE SHORTS AND WHITE LIMP BIZKIT T-SHIRT for identification.I am at the lobby waiting. Vincent. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ From : "Cosmo Kramer" To : vinbakpo01@hotmail.com Subject : Re: CALL ME PLEASE Date : Wed, 05 Feb 2003 11:53:16 -0500 X-Originating-IP: [203.232.208.12] VINCENT! What is going on?! Where were you this morning ? I am at a loss and totally don't understand what you are doing to me. I checked out of the hotel at 5:45am just like you instructed me and went outside the hotel with all my luggage and was waiting for you. I was looking for a MercedezBenz wagon. I waited until 7:30am and then I realized that you failed to show up again and went back to the hotel and asked them to keep my luggage and then I took a cab and went to my place of hiding near the cathedral to wait for you. I was looking from a distance and seen NO ONE in a yellow hat so I was very disappointed and embarassed. At 1pm I felt fed up and went to the restaurant for a lunch and now I'm in the cyber cafe. WHAT ARE YOU DOING ?! WHY CAN'T YOU CONCLUDE THIS TRANSACTION TO OUR MUTUAL BENEFIT. I will be waiting for you in the bar of Corinthian hotel at 10pm today for EXACTLY ONE HOUR. I want you to be very very careful and look out for any people following you. When you enter the bar you should order bloody mary and after he serves it to you say to the bartender "Call Cosmo Kramer now because Vincent is here to meet him". This is our sign. The bartender will then call me and I will come and greet you. The bartender is a short black guy I chatted with him yesterday and he said he was going to work there today. I will tell him that someone who orders bloody mary and says the exact words is the one I'm looking for. This way if someone's will be trying to pretend to be you and just says the words without ordering the cocktail the bartender will realize that it is not you but the mafia that is on our trail! I tipped him $10 yesterday and he was very friendly so I'm sure he will handle my request. Remeber you have to order bloody mary because this is our sign. I tried calling you this morning but I heard strange clicking noises on the line and I immediately hung up. I think that your line may be tapped so please avoid any confidential discussions on it. Vincent, maybe I was too harsh in my previous mail to you and that's why you were afraid to show up this morning to meet my anger but please understand that I'm very stressed and was even more stressed in the last couple of days. I was living a very quiet and comfortable life before and this african adventure is not something I'm enjoying. $4.2 million is a lot of money, it is more than I make in 3 years of every day work, but there's also a limit to human strength. I am in the cafe now near the hotel, so I'm rushing to the lobby to try to find you but in case I can't find you there I will be going to the bar to instruct the bartender. I will give him $100 to handle my request I'm sure he will be able to assist us with the safe place for a meeting. Please reserve a room for me in the hotel of your choice as I would be too embarassed to check into the Corinthian hotel again after checking out in the morning. Vincent, we have come a long way in this deal and I want you to beleive in yourself and in me. We need to meet and finalize the transaction. I am treating this transaction with utmost confidentiality and secrecy just like you requested and I am trying to find you in this hot, humid and strange city. Please don't be shy again, come to the bar but also please be very cautious and look out. If you see someone following you just come to the bar and say to the bartender that you are looking for me and don't order the drink. Then he will realise that you are being followed and will relay this information to me. See you tonight, Cosmo ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------Next installment! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From : "Cosmo Kramer" To : Scamorama readers Honestly after my last message to Vincent I was almost sure that he would realise that he had been fooled for the whole last week and will no longer write me or just throw a couple of insults at me. Imagine my surprise when I learned that he indeed went to the bar and started ordering bloody maries and talking to the bartenders. He probably got a bit woozy after the cocktails and wrote me a following message: ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From : "vincent bakpo" [vinbakpo01@hotmail.com] To : Cosmo Kramer Subject : BYBLOS Date : Thu, 06 Feb 2003 00:00:03 +0100 X-Originating-IP: [62.56.191.178] I MUST TELL YOU YOU ARE A SHIT,YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A MOTHER FUCKING LIAR AND SON OF A BITCH,WHY DO YOU KEEP ME WAITING SINCE 8.00pm TO 11.00pm LOOK KRAMER I CHECKED WITH THE RECEPTION THAT YOU NO NAME LIKE THAT EVER EVER BOOKED,WENT TO THE BAR NO ONE NO SHORT MAN I DRINK 2 BLOODY MARY YOU MAKE ME SPEND MY MONEY YOU ARE NOT A GOOD BUSINESS MAN FORGET ABOUT THIS DEAL YOU SAY YOU CALL 9160583 YOU ARE A LIAR NEVER MAIL ME AGAIN OK.BYE. VINCENT. NB.YOU CAN MEET WITH ME BY 7.00AM TOMORROW MORNING AT BYBLOS CLUB WEAR YOUR WHITE LIMP BIZKIT SHIRT AND BLUE SHORTS IF AFTER 7.00 FORGET IT TAKE A TAXI AND COME THERE.I WILL NOT OBEY YOUR FUCKING INSTRUCTIONS AGAIN NOW YOU OBEY MINE 7.00AM BYBLOS. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From : "Cosmo Kramer" To : Scamorama readers Note that after 1.5 hours the bloody maries probably worn out and he changes his mind and writes from a different cafe: ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From :"vincent bakpo" [vinbakpo01@hotmail.com] To : Cosmo Kramer Subject : Re: CALL ME PLEASE Date : Thu, 06 Feb 2003 01:20:17 +0100 X-Originating-IP: [62.56.189.148] Mr.Cosmo, It was out of annoyance that I wrote all those things, but you should know that you came all the way to meet me why is it now difficult to meet with you? you keep on wasting my time, I left mywifeand family to be atthe hotel and did like you said but to no avail, I was there up to 11:50pm. what is realy happening? I told you to call you said they tapped my phone Mr man nobody tapped my phone call me immediately lets get rid of all this and be sure you loged on to msn chat by 9:00am tomorrow morning being thursday, if you do not loged on then I know that you are a big coward, total failure, a dissapointment to human beings and a big full lier. I gave you an opportunity to get wealth you are here messing all my effort, did you know how much I have invested in cause of investigating this deal that you are messing up? but I promise you I'm not going to loose in any way as I can still go on with a good partner any moment from now. I know Americans for business not this kind of yours, you better go back to your country. FAILURE!! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From : "Cosmo Kramer" To : vinbakpo01@hotmail.com Subject : Re: CALL ME PLEASE Date : Thu, 06 Feb 2003 00:27:25 -0500 Vincent, I Sincerely hope that it was only out of annoyance that you wrote all those terrible words about me in your previous message and you really didn't mean it. Vincent I strongly apologize for The messed up stiuation in the corinthian bar yesterday night. I arranged everything with the bartender, short guy named Larry, but he was a liar and a thief and he just stole my $100. I was waiting all evening near the restaurant waiting for him to come and get me to meet you but to no avail. I came to the bar at midnight and I learned that his name wasn't Larry and the guy left at 9 as his shift ended. Can you imagine that ?! What a liar and thief! I went immediately to the reception desk in the lobby and reported his behavior to the hotel management! I hope he will get fired!!! I strongl;y apologize for this mishap! I was too embarassed to check in to the corinthian last night because I checked out of there in the morning, so I took a cab and checked into Mercury Sarakawa on Blvd. Du Mono. It's a nice place I would say, defnitely the best of what I have seen in this city so far. The hotel is located at the seaside and there are a lot of coconut palms and tropical flowers around it. Vincent, I'm afraid to go to Byblos club because of the words that you said that you can no longer guarantee my security. Vincent, I need to have my security in Lome guaranteed by you because otherwise I just don't feel safe! The security company invited me here but you said you would guarantee my security and I trusted you. You should reconfirm to me that my security is guaranteed here. You know, after few days here I started liking Lome a little bit. It's a strange city but at the same time it has certain charm. I am even a little bit sad that I will be flying home tomorrow morning. I have made a good friend here, his name is Francois and he is a Golfe prefecture official. We chatted in the bar last night and he is a nice guy, he speaks good english. I didn't tell him about our business, don't worry. Vincent, instead of meeting at club Byblos, let's meet bear the entrance to Lome vodoo market. There's a bus going there from the hotel and I am going to take the bus and meet you right in front if the entrance to the market at 11:00 am this morning. I will be wearing white t-shirt without any letters this time, but I will also be wearing the same blue shorts. I am sorry Vincent, but I can't be wearing the Limp Bizkit t-shirt every day, it needs laundry and I don't have time for this. I will be checking out from the Mercury Sarakawa this morning to save money and I will take the bus to the vodoo market. I hope that you will pick me up and we will go to the securtity company for the clearing of the consignment. Don't forget that tomorrow I am leaving your country and will be going back to the united states. VINCENT WE NEED TO MEET. BE THERE AT THE VODOO MARKET. YOOU DON'T HAVE TO MAKE ANY SIGNS TO MEET ME, I DON'T CARE ABOUT MAFIA ANYMORE, THIS MAFIA MAY EVEN HAVE BEEN A FRUIT OF MY IMAGINATION BECAUSE OF THE STRESS OF THE AFRICAN TRAVEL. MEET ME AT 11:00 AM IN THE VODOO MARKET AND IF FOR SOME REASON WE CAN'T MEET, I WILL GO BACK TO SARAKAWA AT 3:00PM AND WILL BE HAVING LUCNH IN THE RESTAURANT THERE. VINCENT, I AM NOT A BIG COWARD, TOTAL FAILURE ADISAPPOINTMENT TO HUMA BEINGS AND A BIG FULL LIER, I AM A MAN IN THE DIFFICULT SITUATION, I AM STILL CONFUSED ABOUTNTHIS CITY AND NAVIGATING THROUGH IT, YOU HAVE TO HELP ME FIND YOU, PLEASE LOOK FOR ME NEAR THE MARKET COSMO ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From : "vincent bakpo" [vinbakpo01@hotmail.com] To : Cosmo Kramer Subject : ok Date : Thu, 06 Feb 2003 10:24:41 +0100 X-Originating-IP: [62.56.191.178] i will meet you ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From : "vincent bakpo" [vinbakpo01@hotmail.com] To : Cosmo Kramer Subject : ok Date : Thu, 06 Feb 2003 10:24:51 +0100 X-Originating-IP: [62.56.191.178] i will meet you but call 9160583 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From : "vincent bakpo" [vinbakpo01@hotmail.com] To : Cosmo Kramer Subject : ok Date : Thu, 06 Feb 2003 10:27:29 +0100 X-Originating-IP: [62.56.191.178] i will meet you but call 9160583,but i will take the risk of leaving the office to go home and change and meet you at the voodoo market,but if are as elusive as you always are then we will meet at sarakawa for 3.00pm. but take note i will be at the voodoo market by 11.00am so be there ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From : "Cosmo Kramer" To : vinbakpo01@hotmail.com Subject : Re: ok Date : Thu, 06 Feb 2003 11:19:48 -0500 VINCENT, WHERE WERE YOU THIS MORNING?! WHY DIDN'T YOU SHOW UP AT THE VODOO MARKET ?! I WAS THERE RIGHT NEAR THE ENTRANCE AND I WAS WEARING WHITE T-SHIRT AND BLUE SHORTS. I KNOW HOW YOU LOOK LIKE SO I'M SURE YOU WEREN'T THERE! MAN IT'S NO WAY TO DO BUSINESS! A LOT OF PEOPLE IMMEDIATELY STARTED BEGGIN ME FOR MONEY AND I WAS HOPING DOR YOU TO SHOW UP AND TO HELP ME OUT AND TAKE ME FROM THERE ON THE MERECEDEZ BENZ WAGON. VINCENT, I ONLY HAVE FEW MORE HOURS IN LOME, I'M FLYING HOME TOMORROW AND I DEMAND YOU SHOW UP! I'M FED UP WITH THIS THIS CAN'T GO ON LIKE THIS. I WENT TO SARAKAWA BACK AND WAS AT THE RESTAURANT AT 3PM AS I PROMISED! I WANTED FOR US TO HAVE LUNCH TOGETHER AND TO BECOME REAL FRIENDS ! VINCENT, THIS IS NOT SERIOUS THAT YOU DO, YOU NEED TO COME FORWARD FROM YOUR HIDING AND MEET ME! I WANT YOU TO STOP FOOLING AROUND AND COME MEET ME AT THE RESTAURANT SIKA-SIKA IN THE HOTEL, BY THE SWIMMING POOL. AT 10:00PM TONIGHT. ASK TO SEE MR. ERIC BONNET, HE IS MY NEW FRIEND, HE WORKS FOR THIS RESTAURANT AND I WILL BE WAITING FOR YOU NEAR HIS OFFICE. HE IS A GOOD GUY AND HE HELPED ME FIND THE GOOD EUROPEAN MEALS IN THE AFRICAN MENU OF THE RESTAURANT TODAY. I ASKED HIM TO HELP ME FIND YOU AND HE AGREED. COSMO ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From : "Cosmo Kramer" To : vinbakpo01@hotmail.com Subject : TIME IS RUNNING OUT VINCENT MEET ME MEET ME Date : Thu, 06 Feb 2003 16:47:21 -0500 VINCENT! WHERE WERE YOU TODAY WHY DIDN'T YOU COME TO SIKA-SIKA TO MEET ME ? I WAS WAITING FOR YOU AS USUAL, LOOK I'M TIRED OF WAITING I NEED TO MOVE ON WITH THIS MONEY AND WITH MY LIFE. VINCENT, I'M FLYING HOME TOMORROW AND I DON'T WANT TO FLY WITHOUT EVEN SEEING YOU. I WILL TRY TO SET UP THE MSN MESSANGER TONIGHT AT MIDNIGHT FROM THIS CAFE, TRY TO BE ONLINE. IF YOU CAN'T SEE ME ON THE MESSENGER COME TO THE HOTEL SARAKAWA, I'M STAYING ON THE SECOND FLOOR. VINCENT IF FOR ANY REASON I CAN'T FIND YOU TONIGHT WE HAVE ONE LAST CHANCE TO MEET AT THE AIRPORT. I WILL BE LEAVING THE HOTEL TOMORROW AT 5:30AM AND MY FLIGHT TO ADDIS IS AT 08:00AM. VINCENT, I HAVE THE PRESENTS FOR THE SECURITY COMPANY, THE NOKIA COMMUNCATOR, LAPTOP AND I HAVE A LAPOP FOR YOU AND JEWELLRY FOR YOUR WIFE. I BOUGHT THIS PRESENTS FOR YOU AND I DON'T NEED THEM. PLEASE COME AT LEAST TO TAKE THEM AND PASS THEM ON TO THE SECURITY COMPANY SO THAT THEY DO NOT DELAY THE CLEARING OF THE CONSIGNMENT. PLEASE PLEASE DON'T EVADE ME AT THIS CRUCIAL MOMENT, WE NEED TO FINALLY MEET! COSMO ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From : "Cosmo Kramer" To : vinbakpo01@hotmail.com Subject : I'M IN MSN CHAT YOU ARE NOT ONLINE Date : Thu, 06 Feb 2003 17:19:12 -0500 VINCENT, I'M IN THE MSN CHAT AND YOU ARE NOT ONLINE. I WILL SOME MORE MINUTES BUT I NEED TO GO TO HOTEL FOR SLEEPING, I'M GETTING UP VERY EARLY TOMORROW. COSMO ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From : "Cosmo Kramer" To : Scamorama readers Something tells me that there will be an ugly scene at the Lome International Airport tomorrow at 8:00am. There's a good chance that someone with psychotic behavior and clear signs of insomnia will try to delay Ethiopian Airlines flight to Addis Ababa. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |