Darth Vader adopts an apprentice or two

From a brilliant but demented but brilliant Kindly Contributor whom you have met before under a different guise, heh heh... well OK it's Lad Hunter.

Please note, the bank mentioned in this page actually exists, under a different name. It has been changed here because their management apparently take great exception to even being mentioned. They do not seem to grasp that we understand that they are a legitimate bank. Anyway, back to our regularly scheduled scam.

Note how he starts out as Danga Franck and then becomes Danga Savimbi

Danga to Darth

ASSYLUM CAMP ABIDJAN FROM:DANGA FRANCK ABIDJAN COTE D'IVOIRE EMAIL one_withgod@yahoo.fr

ATTN: CONFIDENTIAL

I am DANGA FRANCK the only son of late former Director of finance,Chief Vincent DANGA Sierra-Leone diamond and mining corporation.

I must confess my agitation is real, and my words is my bond, in this proposal. My late father diverted this money meant for purchase of ammunition, for my country, during the peak of disastrous civil war in my country, now he has deposited the money with BANK in Abidjan, where Iamresiding under political asylum with my mother Mrs Mary DANGA and younger sister.

Now the war in my country is over with the help of ECOMOG soldiers, the present government of Sierra Leone has revoked the passport of all officers who served under the former regime and now ask countries to expel such person at the same time freeze their account and confiscate their asset, it is on this note that I am contacting you, all I needed from you is to furnish me with your bank particulars: 1) Account name2) Account number 3) Bank address, telephone and fax number For you to assist me transfer this money in your private bank account, the said amount is (TWENTY-FOUR Million Dollars) $24 Million. I am compensating you with 15 % of the total money amount, now all my hope is banked on you and I really wants to invest this money in your country, were their is stability of Government, political and economic welfare.

Honestly I want you to believe that this transaction is real and never a joke. My late father Chief DANGA gave me the photocopies of the certificate of deposit issued to me by BANK in Abidjan on the date of deposit, for you to be clarify because, I do not expose my self to anybody I see, I believe that you are able to keep this transaction secret for me because this money is the hope of my life, it is important. Please email me immediately after you must have gone through my message fill free and make it urgent. That is the reason why I offered you 15 % of the total money amount, and in case of any other necessary expenses you might incur during this transaction. N.B Try and negotiate for me some profitable blue chip investment opportunities which is risky free which I can invest with this money when it is transferred to your account, personally I am interested in estate management and hotel business, please advise me. call me back immediately you receive this message for more explanation.And promisse me my younger sister and our mother to be a father considering our situation and not to betray us.

Thanks and God bless
Best regards
DANGA SAVIMBI :
NB: my late father used me the only son as the beneficiary / next of kin on the day of deposit and also told me I need a foreign assistance of a foreigner with a legitimate bank Account abroad

Damn Mask! I can only speak in Capitals!

Darth to Danga

DEAR DANGA,

I AM DEEPLY MOVED BY YOUR STORY. LET ME KNOW IN DETAIL HOW I CAN BE OF ASSISTANCE TO YOU. AS FOR YOUR PLEDGE TO TAKE YOU AS A SON, LET ME REASSURE YOU. DANGA.... I... AM YOUR FATHER!

LORD DARTH VADER

Yep! I AM his father alright! Danga to Darth

DEAR FATHER LORD DARTH VADER.

THANKS YOU FOR YOUR URGENT RESPONSE TO MY PROPOSAL,I RECEIVED YOUR MAIL AND THE CONTENTS WAS QUITE UNDRESTOOD.

THE REASON WHY I CONTACT YOU IS FOR TO STAND AS MY LATE FATHERS BUSINESS PARTNER ABROAD SINCE MY FATHER IS KNOW LIVE, TO ENABLE US TRANSFER THIS FUND FROM THE BANK HERE IN ABIDJAN TO YOUR OWN ACCOUNT IN YOUR COUNTRY.

I WILL LIKE YOU TO SEND TO ME YOUR BANKING DETAILS, SO THAT I CAN SUBMITE IT TO THE BANK AND YOUR PRIVATE PHONE AND FAX NUMBERS TO ENABLE ME GO TO THE BANK ON MONDAY MORNING AND REGESTER YOUR NAME AS MY LATE FATHER'S FOREIGN BUSINESS PARTNER ABROAD ,MEANWHILE THIS IS THE CONTACTS OF THE BANK WERE THE FUND HAS BEEN DEPOSITED, FOR MORE INFOMATIONS YOU CAN REACH THE BANK THEM.

BELOW ARE THE BANK CONTACTS.

NAME OF THE BANK;MIAO BANK ABIDJAN COTE D'IVOIRE .

NAME OF THE DIRECTOR;DR GEORGE GRAHAM.

PRIVATE LINE TO THE DIRECTOR;++22507588874

EMAIL;MIAO-ci@financier.com.

TELE;++22522420904.

FAX;++22522522456.

NOTE;

SIR,AS YOU HAVE ACCEPTED TO BE MY FATHER,SINCE MY FATHER IS NO MORE ALIVE FOR NOW,IF YOU ARE PROMISING ME TO BE MY FATHER,I WANT YOU TO ASURE ME THAT YOU WILL DO ALL MY LATE BELOVED FATHER USED TO DO FOR ME,AND I WILL PROMISE YOU THAT I WILL DO THE SAME TO YOU AS I USE TO DO TO MY LATE BELOVED FATHER,PLEASE DADDY,KINDLY SEND TO ME YOUR PHOTOGRAPH PICTURE FOR ME TO KNOW YOU MORE BETTER.

YOU CAN ALSO WRITE TO THE BANK,BUT PLEASE KINDLY CALL ME, SO THAT WE CAN DISCUSS IN DETAIL.++22507862468.

THANKS AND GOD BLESS YOU AND YOUR FAMILY INCLUDING ME.

AWAITINTG YOUR URGENT RESPONSE.

REGARDS.

DANGA.

I am afraid that I am unable to use a phone... What surprise!

Darth to Danga

DANGA, MY SON!

I AM SO VERY MOVED BY YOUR WILLINGNESS TO ACCEPT ME AS YOUR FATHER. I WANT TO BE HONEST WITH YOU. I WILL START WITH TELLING YOU ABOUT ME.
I HAVE SERVED AS A COMMANDER IN CHIEF WITH THE IMPERIAL FLEET OF HIS EXCELLENCY EMPEROR PALPATINE. I WAS ONE OF THE BEST PILOTS TO EVER SERVE IN THE RANKS OF THE IMPERIAL STORMTROOPERS AND WAS ALWAYS PROMOTED QUICKLY DURING MY ENTIRE CAREER IN THE MILITARY. UNFORTUNATELY I HAD A TERRIBLE ACCIDENT ON A HUNTING TRIP WHEN I WAS GOING AFTER A WOUNDED WOOKIE. WHEN I WAS JUST ABOUT TO FINISH HIM OFF, IT TURNED AROUND AND ATTACKED ME. ALL THE DARK FORCES THAT I POSESS IN ABUNDANCE WOULD`T HELP ME IN THAT SITUATION AND I WAS ALMOST KILLED. MY CAREER IN THE MILITARY OF COURSE WAS OVER. SINCE THAT FATEFUL NOVEMBER DAY, I AM CONFINED TO A MECHANICAL UNIT THAT ENHANCES MY ABILITY TO BREATH, SINCE MY RESPIRATORY SYSTEM WAS IRREPARABLEY DAMAGED DURING THE WOOKIES FIERCE ASSAULT. I AM THEREFORE UNABLE TO SPEAK TO ANYONE ON THE PHONE, AS I HAVE TO WEAR A SOLID MASK AT ALL TIMES OR IT WOULD MEAN CERTAIN DEATH TO ME, MY SON. ALSO, IT WILL SURELY COME AS A SHOCK TO YOU IF YOU SAW A PICTURE OF ME. I NEVER TAKE OF MY MASK. IF YOU WISH, I CAN STILL SEND YOU A PICTURE.
I WANT TO BE VERY HONEST WITH YOU SO LET ME CONFESS TO YOU THAT THIS DREADFUL LIFE HAD BECOME MOST UNBEARABLE TO ME. I WAS ABOUT READY TO TAKE MY LIGHT SABER AND CUT MYSELF IN HALF TO END IT ALL. THAT`S WHEN I FOUND YOUR EMAIL IN MY INBOX AND IT MADE ME HAPPY AGAIN! WHEN YOU ASKED ME IF I WOULD ACCEPT THE ROLE OF YOUR FATHER, MY HEART REJOICED AND I THOUGHT "DARTH, YOUR TIME HAS NOT COME YET. YOUR NEW SON NEEDS YOUR HELP!"
I SUDDENLY FELT LIKE SOMEONE LOVED ME! I HAVE ONLY ONE WISH: THAT YOU WILL SEND ME A PICTURE OF YOU WITH A SIGN SAYING: "I LOVE MY FATHER LORD DARTH VADER!". IF YOU CAN DO THAT, I WILL BE THE HAPPIEST MAN ON EARTH.
YOU SEE, I AM AN OLD MAN BY NOW, AND I HAVE AMASSED QUITE SOME WEALTH OVER THE YEARS, BUT THERE IS NO BELOVED PERSON TO BE MY HEIR. MAYBE YOU REALLY ARE THE SON I HAVE NEVER HAD...
I WILL ALSO PROVIDE YOU WITH MY BANKING DETAILS AS YOU REQUESTED:

LORD DARTH VADER
24B ALDERAN ALLEY
IPSWITCH; SUFFOLK
1P4 1NR
ENGLAND

BONK D'URETARD RUE DU SMELLY-BIADGEÉ
5072 ZURICH
SUISSE
ACCOUNT NO.: 116 23 419 0
BANK CODE NO.: 300 214 00
SWIFT CODE: BONKUR47729-12

PLEASE MY SON, I AWAIT YOUR QUICK REPLY. YOU ARE MAKING YOUR OLD FATHER SO HAPPY!

YOUR FATHER

DARTH VADER

Danga to Darth

DEAR Daddy,

THANKS YOU FOR YOUR WONDERFULL MAIL,I UNDERSTAND YOUR CONDICTION,BUT IT DOES NOT STOP YOU FOR BEINING MY Daddy, NOW I TRUST YOU WITH ALL MY HEART AND I ALSO LOVE YOU Daddy WITH YOUR CONDICTIONS,NOTHING WILL STOP ME TO BE WITH YOU IN YOUR COUNTRY SOON.

Daddy, I WILL BE PRAYING FOR YOU, BUT I WANTS YOU TO PROMISE ME THAT IF I MEET YOU IN YOUR COUNTRY THAT YOU WILL NOT ALLOWERED ANY BODY TO KNOW THAT YOU ARE NOT MY REAL FATHER,BECAUSE AS SOON AS I MEET YOU IN PERSON,I WILL BE CHANGING MY SURE NAME TO YOUR NAME AS MY FATHER. BE ASSURED THAT THIS MAIL WRITING YOU IS FROM MY HEART AND I WILL BE WITH YOU FOREVER UNTILL YOU HAD A CALL FROM OUR LORD ALMIGHTY ,AND I WILL DO ALL YOU ADVICE ME TO DO.

Daddy,YOUR SON IS JUST LIKE AN OPHAN HERE IN ABIDJAN ,FIRST OF ALL ,I DON,T HAVE TO HIND ANYTHING TO YOU JUST LIKE AS YOU DO, I AM LIVING IN THE REFUGEES CAMP HERE IN ABIDJAN AS A REFUGEE SUFRING WITHOUT KNOW ONE TO ASSIST,NOW THAT I HAVE FIND A FATHER LIKE YOU I SUGGEST THAT YOU SHOULD KNOW WHAT TO DO,SO THAT I WILL LIVE REFUGEE CAMP BECAUSE WE ARE 50 IN PERSON IN A ROOM,SO Daddy I SUGGEST THAT I SHOULD GO TO THE HOTEL AND STAY UNTILL MY MONEY GETS INTO YOUR ACCOUNT IN YOUR COUNTRY.

Daddy ,ADVICE YOUR SON THE DOCUMENTS I NEED TO TRAVELLED TO YOUR COUNTRY,SO THAT I CAN MEET WITH YOU,AND YOU SHOULD ALSO SEND TO ME YOUR ADDRESS TO YOUR DOOR STEP,Daddy I SUPPOSE TO SEND TO YOU MY FULL PHOTOGRAPH PICTURE ,BUT WRITE NOW AS I AM SAYING I DON'T HAVE MONEY TO SCAN THE PHOTOGRAPH PICTURE TO YOU NOW,BUT BE REST ASSURED THAT I WILL TRY TO SEE IF I CAN SEND IT TO YOU BEFORE THE DAY ROUNDS OUT,BUT Daddy I AM WILLING TO SEE YOUR PICTURE KNOW MATTER HOW IT'S LOOKS LIKE YOU ARE MY FATHER.

Daddy,THIS MORNING I WENT TO THE BANK TO MEET WITH THE BANK DIRECTOR,AND SUBMITE YOUR BANKING DETAILS TO THE BANK DIRECTOR AS MY LATE FATHER'S FOREIGN BUSINESS PARTNER,AS THE BENEFICIARYT OF THE MONEY ,SO WRITE NOW Daddy ,THE BANK ARE WAITING TO HEAR FROM YOU AS THE BENEFICIARY OF THE MONEY DEPOSITED IN THIER CARE,SO I ADVICE YOU TO WRITE TO THE BANK AS SOON AS YOU RECEIVED THIS MAIL.

THANKS AND GOD BLESS YOU Daddy.

YOURS SON.

Darth to MIAO Bank

DEAR GEORGE GRAHAM,

I WAS ASKED TO CONTACT YOU BY MY BELOVED SON, MR. FRANCK DANGA SAVIMBI. HE ADVISED ME TO CONSULT ABOUT THE PROCEEDINGS IN THIS MATTER. PLEASE GET BACK TO ME ASAP AND TELL ME WHAT NEEDS TO BE DONE. MY SON HAS TOLD ME THAT HE HAS ALREADY SUPPLIED YOU WITH MY PERSONAL DETAILS, SO I AM WAITING FOR YOUR SWIFT REPLY AS I DON'T WANT HIM TO SUFFER ANY LONGER THAN NECESSARY. RETARDS

LORD DARTH VADER, KNIGHT OF THE SITH

Darth to Danga

MY DEAR BELOVED SON DANGA, FRET NOT, AS I HAVE DONE LIKE YOU ADVISED ME. I HAVE SENT AN EMAIL TO GEORGE WONKA, REQUESTING INFORMATION ON HOW TO PROCEED FROM HERE. AS FOR THE PICTURE, I WILL SEND IT TO YOU WITH A HEAVY HEART AS I AM AFRAID THAT YOU WILL TURN YOUR BACK ON ME. I HOPE YOU WILL STILL REMAIN MY BELOVED SON AND I PUT MY ENDLESS TRUST IN YOU AS I SEND YOU THIS PICTURE OF MY DISGUSTING SELF. I ONLY HAVE THESE PICTURES OF ME WITH THAT DREADED MASK (ONE JUST ME AND THE OTHER WITH TWO FRIENDS FROM THE HANAU ROD'N GUN CLUB), BUT I WILL SCAN AND SEND YOU MY PASSPORT, THAT HAS A PICTURE WITHOUT THE MASK ON IT. I WAS REQUIRED TO TAKE THE MASK OFF TO GET THE PICTURE TAKEN, AS BRITISH LAW PROHIBITS YOU TO WEAR A MASK ON A PICTURE IN A DOCUMENT OF IDENTIFICATION. IT ALMOST KILLED ME TO TAKE OFF THE MASK, BUT THERE WAS NOTHING I COULD DO. I HAVE TO TELL R2D2 FIRST TO FIX THE SCANNING TRANSMITTER UNIT TO ENABLE ME TO DO SO , THOUGH. SO PLEASE BE PATIENT, MY SON. IT FILLS MY HEART WITH JOY TO KNOW THAT ONE DAY, YOU WILL BE MY HEIR AND THE NEXT LORD VADER. YOUR FATHER LORD VADER

I swear that these were the pictures I attached!!

   

He still loves me! How moving!

Danga to Darth

DEAR Daddy,
I RECEIVED YOUR WONDERFUL MAIL? AND THE CONTENT OF THE MAIL ARE QUITE UNDERSTOOD TO MY HEARING.I SAW YOUR PICTURE PHOTO WITH YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS,AND ALSO WITH THE MASK,BUT I FEEL SO SORRY WITH THE MARSK ON YOU,BUT I NEVER MIND THE MARSK I STILL LOVE YOU AS MY Daddy,AND THERE IS NOTHING THAT WILL STOP ME FROM ASWERING YOU AS MY Daddy DANGA LORD DARTH VADER.
Daddy, ONE THING I AM GOING TO ASSURE YOU NOW,IS THAT I WILL LIKE TO HAVE AN INTERNATIONAL PASSPORT THAT I WILL USE IN BEARING YOUR NAME AS MY Daddy BEFORE TRAVELLING TO MEET WITH YOU, SO I SUGGEST THAT YOU SHOULD KINDLY PLEASE SEND TO ME THE SUM OF £700 POUNDS TO ENABLE ME GET THIS PASSPORT,AND ALSO UPSET MY INTERNET BILLS AND MY CREDICTS,SO Daddy PLEASE SEND THIS MONEY THROUGH WESTERN UNION MONEY TRANSFER TODAY WITH THE NAME OF OUR CHURCH PASTOR (MR ANTHONY O.NWAJEI) PLEASE Daddy THIS IS YOUR SON NEEDS FOR NOW,GOD BLESS MY Daddy.
I HAVE SUCCCIDED IN SCANING MY PHOTOGRAPH PICTURE TODAY,AND I AM ATTACHING IT A LONG WITH THIS MAIL,Daddy THANKS YOU FOR CONTACTING THE BANK,BUT I WILL LIKE YOU TO HEASTING UP THE BANK TO ENABLE THEM TRANSFER THIS MONEY INTO YOUR BANK ACCOUNT IN ENGLAND,SO THAT THE TRANSFER WILL BE CONCLUDED BY NEXT WEEK,TO ENABLE ME START PREPERING MY DOCUMENTS ON HOW TO BE WITH YOU IN YOUR COUNTRY SOONEXT. Daddy,REMEMBER THAT I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW YOU LOOK LIKE,BUT ONE THING YOU WILL PROMISE ME,THAT YOU WILL NOT ALLOWE YOUR FRIENDS TO KNOW THAT YOU ARE NOT MY REAL FATHER OR TO TELL PEOPLE THAT I AM ABDOPTED SON.Daddy,PLEASE ASSURE ME OF THIS.
THANKS Daddy I LOVE YOU.
YOURS BELOVED SON.
DANGA.

He sent his picture. As usual: copy and paste job from an African magazine Also, he now starts to send the same mail up to three or four times from two different accounts. Weird!

MIAO Bank to Darth

ATTN, LORD DARTH VADER
SIR,
We have received and examined your email, thank you very much for your enquiry. MIAO Bank to Darth
In accordance with our banking policies, we would love to know your relationship with this Family that you have mentioned. We are only committed to transfer the fund to the Guardian and legal representative to danga savimbi or whomever the family may appoint which must be proven by a documented legal instrument from the court of law here.
Until them we are afraid we can not work with you.

Thanking you for your confidence in our services.

Yours Truly,

DR GEORGE GRAHAM.
Remittance Dept. -

Darth to Danga

MY DEAREST SON DANGA,

I HOPE YOU ARE FARING WELL. YESTERDAY I SPOKE TO ESHEKER M. SANKOH WHO IS THE FIRST COUNSELOR AT THE SIERRA LEONEAN EMBASSY HERE IN LONDON [Authors note: he really is, although I might not have spoken with him...]. DUE TO MY EXCEPTIONAL REPUTATION AS A CITIZEN OF THIS COUNTRY AND HONORED MEMBER OF OUR SOCIETY, HE SAID THAT IT WOULD BE NO PROBLEM FOR ME TO OBTAIN A PASSPORT FOR YOU FROM THEM. AS I UNDERSTAND THAT YOU WANT TO BE KNOWN AS LORD DANGA VADER IN THE FUTURE, I WILL HAVE TO ADOPT YOU FIRST. I AM THE HAPPIEST MAN IN THE GALAXY FOR THAT FACT, MY BELOVED SON! ALL I WILL NEED FROM YOU IS

1. A SCANNED CLOSE UP PICTURE THAT WILL BE PRINTED ON GLOSS PAPER AND PUT IN THE PASSPORT.

2. YOUR SCANNED BIRTH CERTIFICATE OR ANOTHER MEANS OF IDENTIFICATION.

3. A SCANNED SIGNED DECLARATION OF WANKERDOM ENABLING ME TO ADOPT YOU. I WILL PREPARE AND SEND IT TO YOU. I HAVE TO PRESENT IT TO THE AUTHORITIES TO ADOPT YOU AND HAVE YOUR NAME CHANGED TO "LORD DANGA VADER".

I DON'T THINK THAT SETTLING YOUR INTERNET BILLS SHOULD COST AS MUCH AS 700£ STERLING. PLEASE, PRESENT TO ME THE DETAILED BILLS, SO I CAN SETTLE THEM VIA SWIFT PAYMENT FROM HERE. I WAS INFORMED BY THE WESTERN UNION AGENCY THAT PAYMENT TO SOME AFRICAN COUNTRIES IS NOT POSSIBLE WITHOUT A COPY OF THE PASSPORT OR IDENTIFICATION THAT THE PERSON PICKING THE MONEY UP WILL PRESENT TO THE LOCAL WU OFFICE. THIS IS DUE TO THE FACT THAT THERE ARE SOME FRAUDULENT ACTIVITIES IN THOSE COUNTRIES. I HOPING FOR YOUR SWIFT REPLY, MY SON.

YOUR LOVING FATHER

DARTH VADER

PS: WHICH ACCOUNT SHOULD I SEND FUTURE MAILS TO?

Darth to MIAO Bank

DEAR SIR, THE BEFORE MENTIONED DANGA SAVIMBI IS MY ADOPTED SON. I WILL PRESENT PROOF WHEN THE PAPERS ARE FINISHED. PLEASE BE INFORMED THAT HIS NEW NAME WILL BE "DANGA VADER, LORD OF DENSINGTON". PLEASE NOTE THAT I WOULD LIKE YOU TO ADDRESS HIM AS "YOUR LORDSHIP VADER" IN FUTURE CORRESPONDANCE WITH HIM. REGARDS DARTH ANAKIN VADER, LORD OF DENSINGTON

He really sent passport pictures. Not the birth certificate, but all the necessary information anyways... Note how he now signs his mails!

Danga to Darth

DEAR Daddy,
THANKS YOU VERY MUCH FOR YOUR MAIL,AND HOW ARE YOU TODAY, Daddy, I HOPER YOU SLEEPT WELL,IF SO GLORY BE TO OUR GOD ALMIGHTY IN POWER ? I RECEIVED YOUR MAIL , AND THE CONTENTS ARE WELL UNDERSTOOD TO MY HEARING.
Daddy,I UNDERSTOOD THE EXTENT THAT YOU HAVE UNDER GONE WITH THE COUNSELOR OF THE SIERRIA LEONE EMBASSEY IN LONDON,TO SEE THE POSSIBLITY OF GETTING ME AN INTERNATIONAL PASSPORT TO THAT WILL ENABLE ME TO BE WITH YOU IN YOUR COUNTRY. Daddy, I WANT YOU TO KNOW I THAT LOVE YOU,AND I WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT YOU ARE MY FATHER? BECAUSE THIS IS FROM MY HEART,AND I ALSO BELIEVED THAT NOTHING WILL STOP ME TO BEING WITH YOU IN LONDON LATEST THIS MONTH.
Daddy,REGARDING TO YOUR MEETING WITH THE SIERRIA LEONE COUNSELOR,I WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT MY LATE LATE FATHER WAS A WELL KNOWN MAN IN SIERRIA LEONE ,I WILL LIKE YOU TO DISCUSS LESS ABOUT THIS DECISSION IN THIS TRANSACTION WITH THE COUNSELOR AND ANY OTHER PERSON WHOM IS FROM SIERRA LEONE COUNTRY,BECAUSE OF MY AGE,AND MY LIVE SAFTY.
Daddy, I LIKE YOU TO HEASTING UP EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS TRANSACTION WITH THE BANK TO SEE THAT THIS FUND IS TRANSFERRED INTO YOUR BANK ACCOUNT SUCCESSFULLY,SO THAT I WILL BE ABLE TO TRAVELLED AND MEET WITH YOU BEFORE THE END OF THIS MONTH. Daddy,REGARDING TO THE MONEY YOU WANTS TO SEND TO ME BY WESTERN UNION MONEY TRANSFER,SINCE YOU HAVE DECIDED TO GET A PASSPORT FOR ME ,I HAVE EXTIMATE EVERY THING INCLUDING MY ACCORMODATIONS,EVERYTING IS 450£ STELING,Daddy,PLEASE SEND THIS MONEY TODAY SO THAT I CAN BE ABLE TO GO TO INTERNET TO UPSET MY BILLS ,BECAUSE THE MAN THAT WORK IN THE INTERNET HAVE BEING DISTURBING ME ABOUT HOW I WILL UPSET MY BILLS,AND DO KEEP ON TELLING HIM THAT MY Daddy WILL BE SENDING THE MONEY TODAY.
Daddy,BELOW IS YOUR REQUEST FROM ME;
I LOVE YOU DADDY, AWAITING FOR YOUR URGENT RESPONSE.
GOD BLESS YOU.
YOURS.
SON, DANGA LORD VADER

Ok, time to send him the "Oath" to sign...

Darth to Danga

DANGA VADER,

MY DEAREST BELOVED SON, PLEASE URGENTLY FILL IN THE ATTACHED FORM OF THE OATH SO I CAN PROCEED TO THE AUTHORITIES TO MYKE THE ADOPTION OFFICIAL. PRINT IT OUT, SIGN IT AND SEND IT BACK AS QUICK AS POSSIBLE, SO WE CAN PROCEED. ALSO, IF I AM TO SEND MONEY THROUGH WESTERN UNION MONEY TRANSFER, MAKE SURE TO PROVIDE ME WITH A COPY OF THE PRIESTS PASSPORT, AS IT IS REQUIRED FOR ME TO PRESENT IT WHEN SENDING MONEY TO AFRICAN COUNTRY THAT ARE KNOWN FOR SCAMMING ACTIVITIES.
I LOVE YOU MY SON DANGA.

YOUR HAPPY FATHER

LORD DARTH VADER

Oh happy days! These are the moments that all doubts about why I am wasting my time with this work intensive hobby are cast aside: The signed declaration arrives! Oh yes, the passport of someone who probably is the real ÒDangaÓ as well...

Danga to Darth

Dear Daddy,

I received your wonderfull mail and the content is quite understood. How are you today daddy, hope you slept well, if so, glory be to Almighty God.

Daddy, regarding your mail, I understood your effort may God grants you strenght for more of this. I understand that the Western Union can not send your son money except I provid the passport of my pastor who the money will go to. I quickly went to the pastor this morning because of the urgent of the transsaction and I asked the pastor to give me the copy of his passport to enable my Daddy use it to send me money through Western Union. Daddy remember I love you and i will do all you ask me to do. I have endorse the declaration documents that will be a proof to the world that you are my father.

Daddy, I find difficult to access my mail this morning because of the credit I am owning in the business center, and also, it was not easy for me to send you all these documents today because of no money, and a lot of insults was giving to me as so. because I promise the business center that my daddy will send me money yesterday. But, this morning when I went to business center to access my mail, the business center people was asking me for their money, so daddy please, do your best to send me the money today unfaillingly.

Thank you very much Daddy.

May God bless you.

Bellow is two scan documents, one is passport and the second one is the declaration document.

Your faithfull son

Lord Danga Vader





Darth to Danga

DANGA, MY BELOVED GODFEARING SON!

YOU MADE YOUR OLD FATHER THE HAPPIEST PERSON IN THE WORLD!! NOW NOTHING WILL KEEP ME FROM ADOPTING YOU ANYMORE. THERE HAS BEEN A DRAWBACK IN MY EFFORTS TO SETTLE YOUR OUTSTANDING BILLS, HOWEVER. WHEN I PROCEEDED TO THE CLOSEST WU AGENCY, THEY TOLD ME THEY DON'T MAKE ANY MONEY TRANSFERS TO COTE D'IVOIRE AT THE MOMENT, DUE TO THE UNSTABLE SITUATION AND THE INCREASE IN SCAMMING ACTIVITIES IN THAT PLACE RIGHT NOW. I TRIED TO MAKE IT CLEAR TO THEM THAT THIS MONEY WAS GOING TO GO TO YOU, MY SON, BUT THEY INSISTED THAT IT WASN'T POSSIBLE FOR ME TO SEND IT RIGHT NOW. I WILL CONTACT MY LAWYER, GOVERNOR TARKIN, TO SEEK HIS ADVICE ON THE ISSUE, BUT IT DOESN'T LOOK GOOD. IN THE MEANTIME, I WILL INSTRUCT MY BUTLER, MR. HAN SOLO, TO PREPARE TO AT MY NOTICE TRAVEL TO COTE D'IVOIRE WITH A BAND OF MERCENARIES IN ORDER TO RETRIEVE YOU FROM THAT STINKING HELLHOLE OF A REFUGEE CAMP. FEAR NOT, MY SON! SOON WE WILL BE UNITED AS A FAMILY IN THE WAY IT IS MEANT FOR US TO BE! PLEASE TELL ME ABOUT THE FIREARMS REGULATIONS IN COTE D'IVOIRE. CAN MY UNDERLINGS BRING FIREARMS SUCH AS SUBMACHINE GUNS, SEMI-AUTOMATICS AND 12-GAUGE PUMP ACTION RIFLES, OR DO THEY NEED TO CONCEAL THEM FROM CUSTOMS? ALSO, IT CAME AS A COMPLETE SHOCK TO ME TO LEARN THAT MY LONG LOST CHILDREN, LUKE AND LEIA, ARE ALIVE AND WELL IN AUSTRALIA, AS I RECEIVED A DISTURBING EMAIL FROM THEM TODAY. DO NOT DESPAIR! I WILL NOT ALLOW THIS ROTTEN OFFSPRING OF MINE TO EVER DRIVE A WEDGE INTO OUR MIDST, BUT I AM AWARE THAT THE FORCE IS STRONG IN THEM. SPEAKING OF WEDGE - MY OLD FRIEND WEDGE ANTILLES TOLD ME THAT HE MIGHT BE ABLE TO SPEED UP THE ADOPTION PROCEDURE, AS HE KNOWS SOME PALMS THAT WILL PROVE HELPFUL WHEN GREASED. NOTHING SHALL EVER PART US AS WE ARE ONE AND I WANT YOU TO BECOME MY HEIR, DANGA, MY MOST BELOVED SON! YOUR FATHER

DARTH VADER

Danga to Darth

DEAR Daddy,

GOOD MORNING DADDY? HOW WAS YOUR NIGHT,I RECEIVED YOUR MAIL , REGARDING TO YOUR QUESTION IN COTE D'IVOIRE NOW, ABOUT THE CRISIS YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT.

Daddy,THERE IS NO MORE PROBLEM HERE IN COTE d'I VOIRE,THE COUNTRY IS AT PEACEFULL NOW,MY STAYING IN REFUGEES CAMP IS NO MORE GOOD FOR MY HEALTH BECAUSE THE PLACE IS BECOMING SO DIFFICULT FOR ME NOW,Daddy CAN YOU INMAGINE EVEN TO FEED NOW,Daddy,YOU CAN CONSIDER MY AGE AND MY CONDICTION FOR NOW,WERE DID YOU THINK THAT I CAN GET MONEY FOR NOW TO BE GOING TO INTERNET EVERY MORNING AND EVENING ,EVEN TO WRITE YOU MAILS WILL BE VERY DIFFICULT FOR ME NOW,BECAUSE THIS MORNING I HAVE BEEN TO THE BUSINESS CENTER TO ACCESS MY EMAILS,BUT THEY REFUSE ME OF ACCESSING MY MAIL,SINCE ABOUT TWO AND HALF HOURS AGO, I HAVE BENN PLEADING WITH THE MAN THAT WORKS IN THE BUSINESS CENTER TO ALLOWE ME TO ACCESS MY MAILS ,BUT HE REFUSES,ALL HE WAS SAYING WAS THEIR MONEY.

Daddy I TOLD THE BUSINESS CENTER PEOPLE THAT I HAVE A PROBLEM THAT MY Daddy WANTS TO SEND ME MONEY THROUGH WESTERN UNION BY THE WESTERN UNION IN LONDON REFUSE TO SEND THE MONEY NOW BECAUSE OF THE POLITICAL PROBLEM IN ABIDJAN,AND ALSO ABOUT THE FRAUDLENT PEOPLE HERE IN ABIDJAN,BUT THE BUSINESS CENTER PEOPLE ADVICE ME THAT IS NOTHING LIKE THAT IN THIS COUNTRY ,THAT THIER BROTHER DO SEND THEM MONEY FROM LONDON AND AMERICA,THAT IF WESTERN UNION REFUSE TO SEND THE MONEY ,THAT I SHOULD ADVICE MY Daddy, TO GO TO MONEY GRAM AGENCY IN LONDON,THAT THEY OPERATE 24 WORKING HOURS,AND THE BUSINESS CENTER ¬PEOPLE ALSO SAID,THAT THE MONEY GRAM AGENCY IS MORE FASTER THAN WESTERN UNION,THAT AS SOON AS YOU MADE THE PAYMENT I WILL CASH AFTER 1 HOUR.

Daddy, PLEASE WHAT IS YOUR ARRANGEMENT WITH THE BANK,CAN THE MONEY BE TRANSFERED NEXT WEEK INTO YOUR BANK ACCOUNT,PLEASE HESTING UP WITH THE BANK, BECAUSE I WANTS TO LIVE ABIDJAN TO MEET WITH YOU IN LONDON LATEST ON THE 30th OF THIS MONTH,BECAUSE THIS IS MY DREAM,SO THAT WE CAN MEET TOGETHER AND EMBRAS YOU AS MY Daddy.

Daddy,I WAS GIVEN 1 HOUR GRACE TO WRITE YOU THIS MAIL, I AM SORRY DADDY,THAT YOU CAN LOOK FOR A MEANS TO CALL ME ON THE TELEPHONE,BECAUSE THERE IS NO OTHER WAY THAT I CAN ACCESS MY MAIL IN THE BUSINESS CENTER WITHOUT PAYING THEM THIER MONEY,Daddy I WANTS TO USE THIS OPPOTUNITY TO LET YOU KNOW THAT INTERNET IS NOT EASY HERE,BECAUSE YOU CAN NOT FIND IT EVERY WEAR HERE IN ABIDJAN.

Daddy,I AM USING THE NAME OF GOD ASKING YOU TO PLEASE SEND TO ME THE MONEY TODAY BY MONEY GRAM AGENCY,BECAUSE I HAVE NO MEANS OF GOING TO BUSINESS CENTER ANYMORE,Daddy,PLEASE DON'T FAIL TO CALL ME TODAY WITH THE REFFRENCE NUMBER OF THE MONEY.

Daddy,HOW ABOUT MY FUTURE BROTHERS YOU SAID THAT YOU HAVE RECOVERED,PLEASE DADDY KINDLY GIVE ME MORE INFORMATIONS ABOUT THEIR CONDICTIONS FOR NOW.

MY TELEPHONE NUMBER IS;0022507862468.

Daddy I LOVE YOU.

THANKS AND GOD BLESS YOU AS YOU DO.

FROM YOUR BELOVED SON LORD DANGA. VADER.

Darth to Danga

DANGA, MY SON!

HOW ARE YOU? I AM GLAD YOU ARE IN A REFUGEE CAMP THAT ALLOWS YOU TO SURF THE INTERNET VIA BROADBAND SATELLITE UPLINK AND THAT YOU HAVE A TELEPHONE AS WELL. HOWEVER, AS YOU SHOULD WELL KNOW BY NOW, I CAN NOT CALL YOU, AS THIS DREADED ACCIDENT I TOLD YOU ABOUT PARTED ME FROM MY VOCAL CORDS. LISTEN, I AM DOING EVERYTHING HEAVENLY POSSIBLE TO HELP YOU AND TO RETRIEVE YOU FROM THAT STINKING REFUGEE CAMP. CAN YOU SHOWER THERE OR DO YOU SMELL REALLY BAD? AS FAR AS THE PEOPLE IN THE BUSINESS CENTER ARE CONCERNED, DON'T WORRY ABOUT THEM. HAN SOLO, CHEWBACCA, LANDO CALRISSIAN, R2D2 AND C3PO WILL TAKE CARE OF THEM ONCE THEY HAVE ARRIVED IN ABIDJAN. THAT REMINDS ME OF THE FACT THAT YOU STILL HAVEN'T ADVISED ME REGARDING THE FIREARMS REGULATIONS IN YOUR COUNTRY. CAN THEY COME STRAPPED LIKE SOUTH CENTRAL L.A. PIMPS OR WILL THEY HAVE TO KEEP A LOW PROFILE? ANYWAY, ALL I NEED TO FOR NOW IS: 1. NAME OF REFUGEE CAMP 2. EXACT LOCATION OF THE CAMP 3. LOCATION OF THE BUSINESS CENTER 4. NAMES OF THE PEOPLE GIVING YOU TROUBLE

BELIEVE ME, I HAVE SEEN CHEWBACCA TAKING CARE OF A COUPLE OF PEOPLE BEFORE AND I TELL YOU, IT'S NOT A PRETTY SIGHT TO SEE A MAN'S EARS BEING RIPPED OFF HIS HEAD WITH BARE HANDS! YOU BETTER LET THE BUSINESS CENTER PEOPLE KNOW THAT WHEN THEY TRY TO GIVE YOU PROBLEMS THE NEXT TIME.

YOU KNOW WHAT, JUST ASK A FRIEND TO LEND YOU THE MONEY AND SIGN A BOND FOR HIM BY YOUR NEW NAME, LORD DANGA VADER. I WILL SETTLE THOSE DEBTS FOR YOU AND EVEN PAY INTEREST ON THEM, AS SOON AS HAN SOLO ARRIVES IN ABIDJAN IN ABOUT A WEEK FROM NOW. I WILL PROVIDE HIM WITH 10,000 POUNDS STERLING TO MEET ALL EXPENSES AND TO GET YOU OUT OF THE COUNTRY.

BY THE WAY, THAT REMINDS ME THAT I HAVEN'T HEARD OF THE BANK YET AND MY SON LUKE EMAILED ME THAT HE THOUGHT THAT THERE WAS SOMETHING FISHY ABOUT THIS STORY. HE BELIEVES IT'S A CON JOB. SO I NEED TO ASK YOU THIS QUESTION:

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN INVOLVED IN ANY ACTIVITY LIKE RIMMING, THAT INVOLVED ORAL CONTACT WITH ANOTHER INDIVIDUALS RECTUM OR SCROTUM? PLEASE, JUST SAY THAT THIS ISN'T SO AND EVERYTHING WILL BE FINE.

I WILL TELL HAN SOLO AND THE GANG TO GET READY TO GET YOU OUT OF THERE. EXPECT THEM TO ARRIVE BY MID NEXT WEEK. MAYBE YOU COULD BORROW ONE OF THE REFUGEE CAMP'S STRETCH LIMOS WITH SPA TO PICK THEM UP AT THE AIRPORT.

ALWAYS YOUR LOVING FATHER

DARTH VADER

PS: WHAT IS WRONG WITH THE BANK MONKEYS? ARE THEY RETARDS OR WHAT? THEY DID NOT MAIL ME AGAIN AFTER THE LAST CONTACT I HAVE MADE WITH THEM. NEVER MIND. I DON'T NEED THAT MONEY. I HAVE ENOUGH FOR BOTH OF US!

Darth to Danga

HELLO MY SON,
ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? I AM WORRIED, BECAUSE I HAVEN'T HEARD FROM YOU YET. PLEASE TELL ME YOU ARE OK!
YOUR LOVING FATHER

Danga to Darth

DEAR Daddy,

I RECEIVED YOUR MAIL,AND HOW ARE YOU TODAY I HOPE YOU SLEPT WELL IF SO THANKS BE TO ALMIGHTY GOD.

REGARDING TO YOUR MAIL,THIS MORNING I WENT TO THE BANK TO ASK THE BANK WHAT IS DELAYING FOR THE TRANSFER,AND THE BANK TOLD ME THAT THEY RECEIVED A MAIL,FROM YOU ON THE 14TH OF AGUST ASKING THEM THAT YOU WILL GET BACK WITH A PROVE ,BUT UPTILL DATE THEY HAVE NOT HARD FROM YOU,AND I ASK THE BANK DIRECTOR THAT WHAT DID YOU NEED TO DO,AND HE SAID NOTHING UNTILL THEY HEAR FROM YOU,BUT HE ALSO SAID THAT WE WILL NEED A LAWYER HERE IN ABIDJAN COTE D' IVOIRE THAT WILL HELP US TO GET THE DOCUMENTS FOR THE TRANSFER OF THE MONEY,Daddy, I THINK THE BANK IS WAITING TO HEAR FROM NOW.

Daddy,REGARDING TO YOUR QUESTIONS ABOUT THE ARMINATIONS YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT Daddy,HONESTLY I AM SCEALED ABOUT IT,PLEASE Daddy,THE ISSUE OF AMINATIONS SHOULD STOP FOR NOW BECAUSE I AM TOO TENDER AGE TO BE HEARING THAT KIND OF TALK OF AMINATIONS,BECAUSE THIS COUNTRY DOES NOT ALLOWE AMINATIONS IN THEIR COUNTRY.

Daddy,ABOUT YOUR FREINDS THAT WILL BE COMING DOWN TO ABIDJAN TO PICK ME UP TO LONDON,YOU HAVE TO REMEMBER THAT I CAN NOT GO TO LONDON NOW UNTILL THIS MONEY GETS INTO YOUR BANK ACCOUNT IN LONDON,BECAUSE THIS IS WHAT MY LATE FATHER LEFT BEHIND FOR THE FAMILY,SO Daddy,I SUGGEST THAT YOU SHOULD DO YOUR BEST TO SEE THAT THIS MONEY GETS INTO YOUR BANK ACCOUNT BEFORE ME COMING DOWN TO LONDON,BECAUSE YOU HAVE TO NO THAT LONDON IS A PLACE THAT I AM GOING TO LIVE THE REST OF MY LIVE,BECAUSE AS SOON AS I LIVE TO LONDON I HAVE NOTHING THAT WILL BRING ME BACK TO AFRICA ANY MORE AGAIN.

SO,Daddy THE BEST IDEA TO MY KNOWLEDGE IS THAT YOU SHOULD GET MY DOCUMENTS READY FOR TRAVELLING TO MEET YOU IN YOUR COUNTRY LONDON.Daddy, REGARDING TO WHAT YOUR SON LUKE HAVE JUST SAID?SAYING THAT IT SEEMS THAT THERE IS A CON JOB IN REGARDS TO MY PROPOSAL TO YOU.

NOTE;

Daddy, SINCE I WAS BORN IN MY LIVE I HAVE NEVER SURFERED BEFORE OR NEITHER LACK OR HUNGRY,I WAS BORN IN A WELDING FAMILY,WHEN MY LATE FATHER WAS A LIVE HE PROVIDE ALL OUR NEEDS WE USED TOP WORK IN CORRIDOR OF POWER,AND WE EAT WITH GOLDING SPONES , I HAVE NEVER ACCONTANT THIS KIND OF SITUATION S BEFORE,AND THAT IS WHY I AM CRYING FOR THE PRESENT POSSISION THAT I AM NOW,EVEN TO FEED MYSELF NOW IT TAKE ME A LONG JOUNEY.Daddy, IN MY HOLE LIVE TIME NOW IF SOMEBODY HAS TOLD ME THAT I DANGA WILL EVER LACK NOR BEG I WOUNDN'T HAVE BELEIVE,EVEN AS I AM TALKING TO YOU NOW, MY EDUCATIONS IS GIVING ME CONCERN,BECAUSE SINCE I WAS BORN I HAVE NEVER WORK OUT ANY MORE FOR MYSELF BEFORE, EVEN TO THE BOXERS THAT I WEAR WAS BOUGHT BY MY LATE PARENTS,AND THAT IS WHY I HAVE ACCEPTED YOU TO BE MY PRESENT FATHER,THAT PRESENTLY EVERYTHING I NEED IN MY LIVE WILL BE TAKING CARE BY YOU MY Daddy.

Daddy, THAT IS WHY I WANTS YOU TO KNOW MY CONDICTIONS IN THE REFUGEES CAMP, HAS MADE ME LIKE A BEGGER IN THE STREET, AS YOU ARE MY FATHER FROM YOUR HEART I SEEN NOTHING STOPING YOU FROM SENDING ME MONEY TO UPSET MY BILLS,BECAUSE I BELIEVE THAT IF MY LATE FATHER WAS ALIVE HE WILL NOT HESITATE TO DO THIS FOR ME, AND HE WILL NOT HESITATE PROVIDE ME MY NEEDS.

THANKS AND GOD BLESS YOU

YOURS SON LORD DANGA VADER.

Darth to Danga

MY DEAR SON,
YOUR LAST LETTER HAS GOTTEN ME WORRIED BEYOND BELIEF. I WILL INSTRUCT HAN SOLO AND BOBBA FETT TO SET OFF TO ABIDJAN WITH THEIR MERCENARY GANG RIGHT AWAY! DON'T WORRY ABOUT THE FIREARMS ISSUE. THEY ARE PROFESSIONAL KILLERS AND THEY KNOW HOW TO HANDLE THIS WITHOUT BEING EXPOSED BY THE LOCAL GOVERNMENTS GOONS. I CONTACTED JABBA THE HUTT, ONE OF MY LEGAL ADVISORS, AND HE SAID HE WILL MAKE CONTACT WITH A LOCAL LAWYER IN ABIDJAN SUCH AS TO EXPEDITE MATTERS IN GETTING YOUR MONEY OUT OF THAT STINKING HELLHOLE SO WE CAN LIVE AS FATHER AND SON HERE IN ENGLAND. I SHALL CONTACT THE BANK RIGHT AWAY, MY SON! DON'T WORRY. I KNOW FULL WELL WHAT I AM DOING. BELIEVE ME: IN THE END YOU WILL GET WHAT YOU RIGHTFULLY DESERVE! MAY THE FORCE BE WITH YOU!
YOUR LOVING FATHER
LORD DARTH VADER

Darth to MIAO Bank

DEAR SIR,

PLEASE LET ME MAKE IT CLEAR TO YOU THAT WE NEED TO SPEED UP MATTERS AS MY SON DANGA IS IN A VERY BAD SHAPE AND NEEDS MY URGENT HELP!
HE IS IN A REFUGEE CAMP AT PRESENT AND HASN'T SHOWERED FOR WEEKS IN A ROW. HE TOLD ME THAT HE IS STILL WEARING THE SAME UNDERWEAR THAT HIS LATE PARENTS GAVE TO HIM BEFORE THEY DIED. WE WILL HAVE TO THROW ALL HIS CLOTHES ON A STINKING PILE AND POUR GASOLINE OVER IT AND BURN IT TO ASHES, AS IT WILL SURELY BE INFECTIOUS. THEN WE WILL SCRUB HIM WITH BRILLO PADS UNTIL HE LOOKS LIKE THE DECENT YOUNG MAN THAT HE IS AGAIN.
PLEASE, FOR HEAVENS SAKE, TELL ME WHAT EXACTLY YOU NEED FROM ME, MAN!

AWAITING YOUR IMMEDIATE REPLY

DARTH VADER, LORD OF DENSINGTON

Danga to Darth

DEAR Daddy,

I RECEIVED YOUR MAIL,I WAS IN THE REFUGEES CAMP WHEN SOMEBODY CALLED ME THAT I HAVE A TELEPHONE CALL,THINKING THAT IT WAS YOU Daddy THAT CALLED,AND WHEN I GOT THERE IT HAPPENS TO BE THE BANK DIRECTOR,TELLING ME ON THE PHONE THAT THEY RECEIVE A MAIL FROM MY Daddy, ASKING ME THAT ARE YOU NOW MY FATHER,AND I SAID TO THE BANK DIRECTOR YES,BUT HE TOLD ME TO BE VERY CAREFUL TO WHOM THIS MONEY IS GOING TO HIS OR HER BANK ACCOUNT,HE ALSO SAID THAT I SHOULD LOOK FOR A TRUSTWORTHY LAWYER HERE IN ABIDJAN,THAT WILL ASSIST ME GET THE DOCUMENTS READY.

SO,Daddy I HAVE TOLD MY PASTOR ABOUT THE LAWYER ,AND HE PROMISE TO GET A GOD FEARING LAWYER,THAT WILL HELP US GET THE DOCUMENTS FOR THE TRANSFER OF THE MONEY INTO YOUR BANK ACCOUNT IN LONDON BY TOMORROW,HOPEFULLY BY TOMORROW I WILL SEND TO YOU THE ADDRESS OF THE LAWYER,SO THAT YOU CAN REACH HIM THE NECESSARY DOCUMENTS IN RESPECT TO THIS TRANSACTION ARE INTIGHT ME YOUR SON.

DEAR Daddy, I HAVE REALLY SAT DOWN AND THINK AS I HAVE CALLED YOU MY Daddy AND YOU CALLED ME YOUR SON,HONESTLY Daddy, YOU HAVE NOT BEHAVE AS MY REAL Daddy, I WONDER WHY AS YOU ARE MY Daddy WHAT WILL I AS FROM MY Daddy THAT HE WILL NOT DO IT FOR ME. PLEASE Daddy LET ME KNOW IF I HAVE RIGHT TO DEMIND OR ASK FROM YOU AS A FATHER,BECAUSE YOU ARE THE ONE THAT CALLED ME YOUR SON, WHY I CALLED YOU MY FATHER,I SEE KNOW REASON WHY YOU HAVE NOT SENT ME THE MONEY I ASK FROM YOU,BECAUSE FROM THE VERY FIRST DAY I ASK YOU ,YOU TOLD ME THAT THE WESTERN UNION NEED AN DENTIFICATION OF PROVE,IN THIS CASE I WHENT TO MY PASTOR ASKING FOR A COPYOF HIS INTERNATIONAL PASSPORT,WHICH WAS SEND TO YOU AND SINCE THEN MY PASTOR HAS BEEN ASKING ME WHAT HAVE CAUSE THE DELAY OF MY Daddy NOT SENDING THE MONEY UPTILL NOW,LIKE WISE THE BUSINESS CENTER PEOPLE.

Daddy,I MOST BE HORNEST TO YOU,THE PRESENT JUSTIFIERED THE FUTURE IT IS FROM NOW THAT I HAVE KNOW HOW WE ARE GOING TO LIVE IN LODON,Daddy,IT IS NOW THAT I WILL KNOW HOW MUCH YOU CARE FOR ME,AND I WILL ALSO LIKE TO KNOW IF THE SON YOU ARE CALLING ME IS FROM YOUR HEART OR NOT,IN THIS CASE I HAVE DONE NOTHING TO YOU THAT I SHOULD DESERVE SUCH A TREATMENT.

NOTE;
Daddy, PLEASE I HAVE TO LET YOU KNOW THAT MY YOUNGER SISTER IS SICK,SO WE NEED MONEY.

THANKS YOU AND GOD BLESS YOU AND FAMILY.

YOURS SON LORD DANGA VADER.

Darth finds a lawyer in Cote D'Ivoire. Needless to say, it's one from another scam...

Darth to Danga

MY DEAR BELOVED SON,

IF YOUR SISTER IS SICK AND YOU NEED MONEY FOR THE TREATMENT, I SHALL ASK WEDGE ANTILLES TO PROCEED TO THE WESTERN UNION OFFICE AT ONCE AS I HAVE RESOLVED THE PROBLEMS I HAD WITH THEM AND NOTHING STANDS IN THE WAY OF ME SENDING THE MONEY ANYMORE. TELL ME HOW MUCH YOU NEED AND I WILL PROVIDE WEDGE WITH THAT MONEY. PLEASE, TAKE GOOD CARE OF YOUR SISTER - MY DAUGHTER - AND WATCH OVER HER AT HER SICKBED...

YOU SAID WHEN YOU RECEIVED A CALL, YOU THOUGHT IT WAS FROM ME: I HAVE THE FEELING YOU DON'T READ MY EMAILS RIGHT: I CAN NOT CALL YOU! I TOLD YOU TWICE WHY THAT IS SO. IS THAT HOW MUCH YOU PAY ATTENTION TO WHAT YOUR FATHER SAYS. YOU SHOULD SHOW ME ALL DUE RESPECT THAT A FATHER CAN EXPECT FROM A SON. I CHERISH THE TRADITIONAL VALUES OF A FAMILY, SO KEEP THAT IN MIND!

YOUR LOVING DADDY

DARTH

PS: YOU DON'T HAVE TO BOTHER TO FIND A LAWYER ANYMORE. JABBA HAS FOUND A TRUSTWORTHY LAWYER FOR US IN ABIDJAN ALREADY. HIS NAME IS:

DR AKEEM EDWARDS CABINET D'AVOCAT AKEEM EDWARDS & LAW PARTNERS CHAMBERS ABIDJAN COTE D'IVOIRE PH: 225 07778572 FAX: 225 22473808

Now things are starting to get funny! Another proposal, same scammer's starter kit! I decided that these modalities were just too great to let them pass...

Isaac Kamara to Darth



ASSYLUM CAMP ABIDJAN From: ISAAC /JULIETH KAMARA

Attn: SIR.

CONFIDENTIAL

Dear Sir,
I am ISAAC KAMARA the only son of late former Director of finance,Chief Vincent R. Kamara Sierra-Leone diamond and mining corporation. I must confess my agitation is real, and my words is my bond, in this proposal. My late father diverted this fund acquired from the over influencing of price of sales/purchasing of raw materials., now he has deposited the money with bank in Abidjan BY FIXED DEPOSIT FORM,and he attached a strict clause to the fund in bracket(PAY AS RECEIVED), where I am residing under political assylum with my younger sister Juliet, my younger sister who is 17 years old.
Now the war in my country is over with the help of ECOMOG soldiers, the present government of Sierra Leone has revoked the passport of all officers who served under the former regime and now ask countries to expel such person at the same time freeze their account and confiscate their asset, it is on this note that I am contacting you, all I needed from you is to furnish me with your bank particulars:
1) Account name
2) Account number
3) Bank address, telephone and fax number
For you to assist me transfer this money in your private bank account, the said amount is (Twenty seven Million Dollars) $27 Million.
I am compensating you with 12% of the total money amount, now all my hope is banked on you and I really wants to invest this money in your country, were their is stability of Government, political and economic welfare.
Honestly I want you to believe that this transaction is real and never a joke. My late father Chief Kamara gave me the photocopies of the certificate of deposit issued to me by the bank on the date of deposit, and he called me closer to his bed side before his call to glory(R.I.P)that i should pray to god first, before contacting any foreginer and he warned me stricly that i should avoid afican men with their greedy and evil mind since this is the only legacy we are inheriting from him.SIR,this is for you to be clarified because, I do not expose my self to anybody I see, I believe that you are able to keep this transaction secret for me because this money is the hope of my life, it is important.
Please call me immediately after you must have gone through my message fill free and make it urgent. That is the reason why I offered you 12 % of the total money amount, and in case of any other necessary expenses you might incure during this transaction inluding your telephone calls.
N.B Try and negotiate for me some profitable blue chip investment opportunities which is risky free which I can invest with this money when it is transferred to your account and you will be our guiardian, personally I am interested in estate management and hotel business, please advise me.
Call me back immediately you receive this message for more explanation.And promisse me and julieth my younger sister to be a father considering our situation and not to betray us.

Thanks and God bless
Best regards

ISAAC /JULIETH KAMARA

NB: my late father used me the only son as the beneficiary / next of kin on the day of deposit and also told me I need a foreign assistance of a foreigner with a legitimate bank Account abroad who will stand as co-beneficiary and partner abroad.

Danga to Darth

DEAR Daddy,

HOW ARE YOU TODAY,I HOPE YOU SLEPT WELL TODAY.I RECEIVED YOUR MAIL,BUT THIS MORNING I LEFT TO THE HOSPITAL WERE MY YOUNGER SISTER IS WAS ADDMITED,ON MY REACHING TO THE HOSPITAL I FIND OUT THAT MY YOUNGER SISTER WAS ON DRIP.

PLEASE Daddy,DON'T BE OFFENDED WITH THE MAIL I WROTE TO YOU YESTERDAY,BECAUSE THE MAIL YOU WROTE ME TODAY HAS SHOWED ME THAT YOU ARE A CARING FATHER,IT IS NOW THAT I KNOW THAT YOU ARE CAPABLE OF TAKING CARE OF US,Daddy, THE MONEY WE NEED NOW THAT WILL BE ENOUGH FOR US NOW IS ABOUT £500 POUNDS THIS MONEY WILL BE USEFULL AND IT WILL HELP US OUT OF PAINS. REGARDING TO THE ATTORNEY PLEASE KINDLY ADVICE ME THE NEXT STEP TO FOLLOW, BECAUSE THE BANK ARE WAITING TO HEAR FROM THE ATTORNEY.

THANKS YOU Daddy I LOVE YOU.

AWAITING TO HEAR YOUR URGENT RESPONSE.

YOURS SON LORD DANGA VADER.

Darth forwards Isaac's initial mail to Danga...

Darth to Danga

DANGA,

WHAT IS THIS????? I TRUSTED YOU AND YOU KNOW THAT. THEN I SAID I WAS GIVING YOU THE MONEY THAT YOU NEED. AND THEN THIS ARRIVES, WITH THE EXACT SAME LETTER YOU WROTE TO ME THE FIRST TIME, BUT WITH A DIFFERENT NAME. SON, YOU ARE NOT PLAYING SOME NEFARIOUS GAME WITH ME ARE YOU??? I COMMANDED WEDGE TO HOLD ALL PAYMENTS UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE FROM ME. UNTIL THEN, I AM WAITING FOR AN EXPLANATION, YOU HEAR ME BOY? HELL, EVEN THE LAWYER JABBA THE HUTT LOCATED IN ABIDJAN TURNED OUT TO BE A SCAMMER!!! I WONDER IF THERE IS ANY PERSON THAT IS WORTH THE TRUST OF AN OLD, RICH PHILANTROPIST LIKE MYSELF IN YOUR GODFORSAKEN LARDBUCKET OF A COUNTRY!

LORD DARTH VADER

PS: THIS IS THE MAIL I RECEIVED. PERHAPS YOU SUGGEST I'D RATHER ADOPT HIM THAN YOU??

Darth to Danga

AND ONE MORE THING, SON! THE MESSAGE WAS SENT FROM THE SAME "BUSINESS CENTER" THAT YOUR MAILS COME FROM. MY IT-EXPERTS INFORMED ME ABOUT THAT FACT, AFTER TRACING BACK YOUR AND THE OTHER MAIL TO IT'S PLACE OF ORIGIN. THEY FOUND OUT THAT THEY BOTH WERE SENT FROM THE SAME CYBERCAFE IN ABIDJAN. NOW IT'S ON YOU TO EXPLAIN THIS. I AM WAITING. LORD DARTH VADER

MIAO Bank to Darth

ATTN; MR, DARTH VADER, LORD OF DENSINGTON.
SIR,WE RECEIVED YOUR MAIL, IT SEEMS THAT YOU DID NOT UNDERSTAND THE MODE OF OUR TRANSFERING OF FUND.
WE TOLD YOU ON OUR PRIVIOUS MAIL THAT BEFORE THIS FUND WILL BE TRANSFER TO YOUR BANK ACCOUNT IN YOUR COUNTRY , YOU HAVE TO GET AN AUTHORITY FROM THE FEDERAL GORVERMENT OF THE COUNTRY WHICH IS THE APPROVAL OF TRANSFER OF YOUR FUND FROM THE MINISTRY OF FINANCE HERE IN ABIDJAN COTE D'IVOIRE ,SO YOU HAVE TO GET A LAWYER THAT WILL STAND FOR YOU IN THE MINISTRY OF FINANCE ON YOUR BEHALF TO UPTAIN THE DOCUMENT FORYOU BEFORE THE FUND WILL BE TRANSFER TO YOUR BANK ACCOUNT IN YOUR COUNTRY.
BELOW ARE THE ATTORNEYS CONTACTS .
BARRISTER AJAYI GBAGBOU CHAMBERS (EQS)
TELE;++22507863566.

Darth to MIAO Bank

DEAR MR. GRAHAM,

WHY DO YOU GIVE ME THE TELEPHONENUMBER OF THE LAWYER? HAS MY SON, DANGA VADER, NOT INFORMED YOU OF THE FACT THAT I HAVE LOST MY VOCAL CHORDS DURING A HUNTING ACCIDENT OR IS THIS A CRUEL JOKE OF YOURS? I CAN NOT USE A TELEPHONE. PLEASE, TELL ME HIS EMAIL ADDRESS, SO WE CAN SPEED UP THIS TRANSACTION. I AM SURE THE LAWYER CAN TELL ME WHAT EXACTLY I NEED TO DO. HOWEVER, I HAVE TO WAIT FOR MY SON TO EXPLAIN A VERY SERIOUS ISSUE TO ME BEFORE WE CAN PROCEED.

REGARDS

LORD DARTH VADER

PS: YOU CAN FORWARD MY INFORMATION TO THE LAWYER AS WELL, IF YOU WISH.

Excuses, excuses...

Danga to Darth

DEAR Daddy,

HOW ARE YOU Daddy,I RECEIVED YOUR MAIL THIS EVENING WHEN I CAME BACK FROM THE HOSPITAL ,AND I FIND OUT THAT YOU ARE ANGRY WITH YOUR SON,DUE TO SOME EXPLAINATIONS THAT HAS NOT BEEN GIVEN TO YOU. Daddy, REMEMBER I TOLD YOU THAT THE BUSINESS CENTER WERE I CHECK MY MAILS BEFORE HAS DECIDED THAT I WILL NOT COME THERE AGAIN TO ACCESS MY MAILS UNTILL I PAY THEM THIER CREDICTS,AND THAT IS WHY EACH TIME I GO TO THE BANK I TRY TO USE THERE COMPUTER TO ACCESS MY MAILS,BECAUSE IT IS FREE AND I DON'T PAY.

Daddy, THE MAIL I WROTE YOU LAST NIGHT,WAS FROM ANOTHER BUSINESS CENTER IT'S THE SAME BUSINESS CENTER THAT I AM WRITING TO YOU THIS MAIL NOW, BECAUSE WHY ALL THIS THINGS ARE HAPPENING IT IS BECAUSE WE DON'T HAVE MONEY,IT WAS MY PASTOR THAT GIVE ME THIS MONEY THAT I USE TO GO TO THE COMPUTER TO WRITE YOU THIS MAIL,INCLUDING YESTERDAY'S OWN, Daddy, I DID BEEN IT WAS NOT LATE I COULD HAVE GONE TO THE BANK TO WRITE YOU THIS MAIL WERE IT WILL BE FREE FOR ME.

Daddy, YOU HAVE TO KNOW THAT I LOVED YOU,AND I CAN NOT DO ANYTHING THAT WILL HOT YOU,BECAUSE I BELIEVE THAT ALL YOU HAVE BELONGES FOR ME AND YOU, AS LIKE A FATHER AND SON. Daddy, BE CONFIDENT WITH ME THAT I DANGA LORD VADER WILL NOT LET YOU DOWN AS MY FATHER,BUT IF I DO SHAME ON ME. I HAVE NO EXPERIENCE OR NEITHER HAVE ANY IDEAS OF TRANSFERING OF MONEY, I AM ONLY JUST A YOUNG STUDENT,WHOM IS JUST GROWING.

Daddy, HONESTLY SPEAKING I DON'T NEED THIS THOUSANDS OF MONEY OR MILLIONS OF MONEY FOR NOW,ALL I AM HOPING ON NOW IS TO SEE THAT I FINSHED MY EDUCATIONS,AND MY SISTER ALSO,AND TO BECOME A GREAT MAN JUST LIKE YOU Daddy. YOUR POSSISION IN YOUR COUNTRY IS WHAT GIVES ME THE CONFIDENCE THAT YOU ARE CAPABLE TO BE MY FATHER,AND THAT IS WHY I HAVE ACCEPTED FOR YOU TO ABDOPT ME AS YOU SON EVEN SIGN THE DOCUMENTS OF ABDOPTION,Daddy, I KNOW THAT YOU ARE GREAT MAN DO NOT FEAR FOR YOUR SON.

REGARDING TO MY PROPOSAL THAT WAS SEND TO YOU,THAT LOOKS ALIKE LIKE MINE,THE ISSUE IS THAT I HAVE REPORTED THIS MATTER TO THE DUTY MANAGER OF THE REFUGEES CAMP,AND THEY CALLED ON THE FAMILY OF LATE CHIEF VINCENT R. KAMARA WHOM WAS WITH US IN THE REFUGEES CAMP,AFTER THEY ASK HIM WHOM WROTE A MAIL TO MY Daddy,AND AFTER MUCH QUESTIONS AND HE STARTED CRYING HE ALSO SAID THAT IT WAS MY YOUNGER SISTER WHOM GAVE HIM HER DIARY TO HOLD FOR HER, AND THAT IS WERE HE GOT YOUR EMAIL ADDRESS,BECAUSE MY SISTER USE TO TELL HER FRIENDS THAT MY Daddy WANTS TO CARRY ME GO TO LONDON.

Daddy,COULD YOU BELIEVE THAT IT WAS OUT OF JELIOUSY THAT HE WENT TO TAKE OUR PROPOSAL AND CHANGE IT TO HIS FATHER'S NAME AND ALSO CHANGE THE AMOUNT OF MONEY THAT WAS IN THE PREVIOUS PROPOSAL, BECAUSE MY SISTER HAS ALREADY TOLD HIM HOW WE MEET WITH YOU, THAT IS WHY HE WANTED TO DO THE SAME SIMPLY BECAUSE HE WANTED MY Daddy TO TAKE HIM TO LONDON ALSO,BUT WE HAVE TOLD HIM THAT MY Daddy CAN NOT TAKE HIM TO LONDON WITHOUT OUR PERMISSION,PLEASE Daddy,IF I HAVE GONE ASTREAL PLEASE DO ADVICE ME BECAUSE I HAVE KNOW MUCH EXPIRIENCE,

NOTE;

Daddy I WANT TO INFORM YOU THAT AFTER THEY SETTLE THIS MATTER IN THE REFUGEES CAMP THIS EVENING,THE LITTLE BOY AND GIRL HAS APPOLOGIZE TO ME AND HE ALSO SAID THAT THEY WILL WRITE TO YOU A LETTER OF APPOLOGY TOMORROW BETWEEN , ISAAC JULIETH THE SON OF KAMARA,Daddy, BE INFORMED THAT EVERYTHING IS IN ORDER.

Daddy,PLEASE DO GO AHEARD TO SEND TO US THIS MONEY CAUSE MY SISTER SICKNESS IS BECOMING SERIOUSLY IN THE HOSPITAL,AND THE DOCTOR NEEDS MONEY BY ALL MINES LATEST TOMORROW,Daddy, NOTHING WILL SEPERATE ME FROM YOU ACCEPT DEATH AND I LOVE YOU DADDY,DON'T MIND WHAT THIS PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO DO,BECAUSE THEY ALL KNOW THAT YOU ARE TALKING ME OUT FROM THE REFUGEES CAMP TO LONDON.

THANKS DADDY I WILL ALWAYS KEEP LOVING YOU AS MY DADDY.

YOURS SON LORD DANGA VADER.

Darth to Danga

HELLO MY BELOVED SON,

PLEASE ACCEPT MY APOLOGIES FOR DOUBTING YOU, BUT YOU MUST UNDERSTAND THAT BEING A VERY RICH OLD MAN CAN GET YOU INTO A LOT OF TROUBLE. THERE ARE THOSE NASTY, GREEDY FOLKS LIKE LUKE AND LEIA, WHO ARE SURELY ONLY INTERESTED IN MY MONEY, UNLIKE YOU, WHO HAS ONLY MY WELL-BEING IN MIND. MY SON, I TRULY LOVE AND TRUST YOU!!
I WILL TELL WEDGE TO GO TO THE WESTERN UNION OFFICE TOMORROW MORNING. AND YOU WILL GET 1000 POUNDS, NOT 500, SO YOU CAN GO BUY SOME FRESH UNDERWEAR FOR YOURSELF AND YOUR SISTER (MAKE SURE SHE BUYS SOME G-STRINGS!), AND EVEN A NEW SUIT AND A DRESS. AND PLEASE TAKE A SHOWER, BEFORE HAN PICKS YOU UP. HE'S GOT A SENSIBLE NOSE AND HE CAN GET KIND OF EFFERVESCING AT TIMES. AS FOR THE OTHER IMPOSTER KID - NEVER MIND! CHEWBACCA WILL TAKE CARE OF HIM. PAINFUL BUT NECESSARY. THE ONLY WAY THEY LEARN. NOTHING LIKE THE SOUND OF A SNAPPING JOINT, RIGHT? HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
GOOD NIGHT FOR NOW, MY BELOVED SON!

YOUR GLEEFUL FATHER

DARTH

PS: DON'T BE WORRIED IF I DON'T EMAIL YOU TOMORROW, AS I AM GOING TO MOS ISLEY WITH MON MOTHMA TO SELL A LAND SPEEDER AND WE WILL CERTAINLY BE SINKING A COUPLE OF TEQUILAS AFTERWARDS. I JUST WISH I DIDN'T HAVE TO WEAR THAT MASK! HAVE YOU EVER TRIED TO DRINK A TEQUILA WITH A STRAW?

MIAO Bank to Darth

ATTN; MR, DARTH VADER, LORD OF DENSINGTON.
SIR, WE ARE SORRY FOR THE INCONVINECESSES,BELOW ARE THE ATTORNEY'S EMAIL CONTACT.
EMAIL;ajayi52@justice.com.
AWAITNG TO HEAR FROM YOU.
THANKS .
FROM; THE OFFICE OF INTERNATIONAL REMITTANCE DEPARTMENT.
DR. GEORGE GRAHAM.
DIRECTOR OF INTERNATIONAL REMITTANCE DEPARTMENTS MIAO - BANK ABIDJ1AN COTE D'IVOIRE

Darth receives the second proposal from Isaac Kamara and decides to blow one or two fuses

Darth to Danga

HELLO MY BELOVED SON!

THAT IMPOSTER KID HAS DONE IT AGAIN! I THOUGHT YOU ADVISED HIM NOT TO WRITE TO ME ANY MORE. WHAT IS IT? I AM NOT WILLING TO PLAY ANY SILLY GAMES. I AM VERY SERIOUS ABOUT THIS! ALSO, IT ORIGINATED IN THE SAME INTERNET CAFE AGAIN. I THINK YOU SHOULD TALK WITH HIM AGAIN, OR I WILL HAVE CHEWBACCA TAKE CARE OF THAT ISSUE. I AM NOT GOING TO SAY THAT AGAIN AND I WILL ANSWER THE LITTLE STINKING KAMARA AND TELL HIM AS WELL!
WEDGE WENT TO THE WESTERN UNION OFFICE AND SENT THE MONEY, SO PLEASE TELL ME IF IT HAS ARRIVED YET.
BELOW YOU'LL FIND THE MESSAGE THAT THE KAMARA SHITKID SENT ME AGAIN. WHY CAN'T HE GO FIND HIS OWN DADA? I AM YOUR DADA! HOPING FOR YOUR SWIFT REPLY

DARTH VADER (YOUR DADA)

Darth to Danga

SON, WHERE ARE YOU?

PLEASE MY SON, TELL ME IF YOU ARE ALRIGHT AS I HAVE NOT HEARD OF YOU AGAIN YET. HOW IS YOUR SISTER? DID YOU RECEIVE THE MONEY? WHAT ELSE DO YOU NEED FROM ME? DON'T TREAT YOUR OLD DADA LIKE THIS! A LOVING FATHER DESERVES MORE THAN DISREGARD FROM AN OBEDIENT AND RESPECTFUL SON! WRITE ME, AS I AM VERY WORRIED!

YOUR LOVING DADDY

DARTH

Darth believes that his son Danga betrayed him and decides to give the other orphan in need a shot...

Darth to Isaac

HELLO MY DEAR SON!

I AM WRITING BACK TO YOU, BECAUSE YOUR STORY TOUCHED ME DEEPLY. I HAD A SON BEFORE, BUT HE ABANDONED ME, HIS DEAR FATHER! I TRIED EVERYTHING POSSIBLE TO HELP HIM, BUT HE STOPPED WRITING TO ME. HOWEVER, I HAVE ALREADY MENTALLY PREPAREAD FOR HIS ADOPTION. HIS NAME WAS DANGA FRANK SAVIMBI AND I BELIEVE HE WAS CONFINED TO THE SAME REFUGEE CAMP AS YOU. DO YOU KNOW OR HAVE YOU HEARD OF HIM? IF NOT, IT WILL MAKE ME VERY SAD. IF I LOST HIM, I HAVE NO ONE ELSE IN THE WORLD. I WILL BE JUST A RICH OLD MAN WITHOUT A HEIR. SO I AM LOOKING FOR A KIND CHILD TO ADOPT. SINCE YOU AND YOUR SISTER ARE ORPHANS, HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT ABOUT BEING ADOPTED BY A WEALTHY WARMHEARTED FOREIGNER? MAYBE I COULD BE THAT PERSON! MY SON, I WANT YOU TO CALL ME FATHER, AS YOU SUGGESTED. THAT WOULD MAKE ME SO HAPPY. NOW SWIFTLY LET ME KNOW WHAT I CAN DO TO HELP YOU!

YOUR DADA

LORD DARTH VADER

But Danga still wants his allowance!

Danga to Darth

DEAR Daddy,
HOW ARE YOU TODAY I HOPE YOU ARE ALRIGHT,IF SO Daddy KINDLY RESPONSE THIS MAIL SOON, AND SAVE YOUR BELOVED SON.
I HAVE BEEN IN THE HOSPITAL FOR THE PAST TWO DAY'S NOW JUST BECAUSE OF THE CONDICTIONS OF MY YOUNGER SISTER IS COMING WORST FOR NOW,WE HAVE BEING PRAYING FOR GOD TO RESTORE HER LIVE BACK INCLUDING THIS WE HAVE KNOW FOR THE HOSPITAL BILLS AND ALSO KNOW MONEY TO FEED EVEN TO BUSINESS CENTER TO WRITE A MAIL TO YOU.
I RECEIVED YOUR MAIL THIS MORNING,AND I WAS VERY GREATFUL AS YOU CARE AS A Daddy, FOR YOU BEING WORRIED ABOUT ME GOD WILL BLESS YOU IN ABOUNDANT, AND ALSO LONG LIVE IT'S WHAT WE ARE PRAYING FOR. AND I PROMISE YOUTO BE FAITHFULNESS AND ALSO I WILL BE HUMBLED TO YOU AS MY FATHER.
Daddy,REGARDING TO THE MONEY YOU SAID THAT YOU HAVE SEND,I HAVE NOT RECEIVED ANY MONEY,AND ALSO WE HAVE GONE TO THE WESTERN UNION THIS MORNING WITH MY PASTOR TO KNOW IF MY DADDY HAS SEND TO THEM ANY MONEY AND THEY SAID KNOW,THAT I SHOULD ASK MY DADDY TO PROVIDE THE EVIDENCE OF THE PAYMENT OF THE MONEY FROM LONDON,AND THE WESTERN UNION ALSO SAID THAT MY DADDY SHOULD GIVE TO ME THE NAME OF THE SENDER AND THE RESFFRENCE NUMBERS AND AMOUNT BEING SEND,AND THE RESEVERS NAME, AND ALSO THE DATE OF YOUR SENDING THE MONEY.
PLEASE Daddy, RECOMFIRM THIS BECAUSE WE WERE ASHAME WHEN WE GET TO THE WESTER UNION THIS MORNING WITH MY PASTOR TO TELL THE WESTER UNION PEOPLE THAT MY DADDY HAVE SENT TO ME MONEY FROM LONDON,BECAUSE I TOLD THEM THAT YOU HAVE WRITEN ME A MAIL, ASKING ME IF I HAVE RECEIVED THE MONEY AND THIS WHY I CAME TO THE WESTERN UNION.
NB;
REGARDING TO YOUR QUESTIONS ABOUT ISSAC AND JULIET KAMARA,Daddy I HAVE REALY TOLD THEM THAT THEY ARE FULLS,AND I ALSO TOLD THEM THAT MY DADDY WILL NOT RESPONSE TO ANY OF THERE MAILS EVEN THOUGH THEY SEND IT 1 MILLION TIMES YOU ARE NOT GOING TO RESPONSE TO ANY OF THERE MAILS BECAUSE MY DADDY IS NOT THERE FATHER,AND I ALSO TELL THEM THAT MY DADDY WILL BE SENDING MR SHOBACCA TO SHORT THEM WITH A MACHINE GUN.
Daddy, I HAVE TO REMIND YOU ON ONE MORE THING, THE DAY WE WERE ABOUT SETTLING THIS MATTER WITH ISSAC AND HIS SISTER ABOUT THE SAME PROPOSAL THEY USED TO SEND TO YOU EVERY TIME IN THE REFUGEES CAMP,THEY BROUGHT YOUR EMAIL ADDRESS IN FRONT OF EVERY BODY,AND I BELIEVED THAT SO MANY EYES IN THE REFUGEES CAMP HAS SEEN IT. Daddy, MY FREIND TOLD ME YESTERDAY THAT ISSAC AND HIS SISTER SAID THAT IT WAS BECAUSE OF ME THAT YOU DID NOT RESPONSE TO THIER MAIL, AND ALSO SAID THAT THEY WILL BE SENDING YOU DIFFRENCE PROPOSAL ON DIFFRENCE NAME AND DIFFRENCE AMONUT OF MONEY UNTILL YOU WILL ASSEPT TO THEM, AND SAY TO THEM THAT IT'S OVER MY DEATH BODY WILL I SEE SUCH A THING HAPPENS,SO Daddy PLEASE TAKE A NOT OF THIS PARTICULAR WORD FROM ME, INCASE OF ANY PROPOSAL WRITEN TO YOU DO NOT RESPONSED. THANKS DADDY I WILL ALWAYS KEEP LOVING YOU AS MY DADDY.
YOURS SON LORD DANGA VADER.

Darth contacts the lawyer (laddish: barrister)

Darth to Gbagbou Chambers

DEAR MR. GBAGBOU,

I WAS ASKED TO CONTACT YOU BY MIAO BANK. I TAKE IT YOU ARE ALREADY INFORMED ABOUT THE CASE. PLEASE INFORM ME HOW YOU WILL BE OF ANY HELP TO US IN RETRIEVING MY SON DANGA'S FUNDS.

REGARDS

DARTH VADER, LORD OF DENSINGTON

Gbagbou Chambers to Darth

ATTN, DARTH VADER, LORD OF DENSINGTON

Sir,

We are in receipt of your email, thank you very much for your consideration to engage us to serve you in this capacity.

We shall be proceeding to the bank that you have mentioned to findout what exactly they require from you enabling us move forward to serving you well, though we have been briefed by your danga's family but inorder to get a clearer picture, that is the need to go to the bank.

Please understand also that we are lawfirms and before indulging in such kind of project, we would have to verify beyound border to ascertain confirmation.

We shall be intouch with you later on today.

Yours Faithfully,

Ajayi Gbagbuo & Associates Abidjan, Rep. Of Cote D'Ivoire. Telfax:+225-07863566.

Isaac to Darth

Dear Daddy,
I received your mail with many thanks.
I am very happy that I have found someone who cannot betray me if my money get transferred into his bank account. Meanwhile, I have to bring to your notice that we dont have any bad intentions coming to you and all we need from you is to have you as our father and guidian who will be directing our money well hence this money will transfer into your bank account . Please, I want to make things very clear to you, this is my fathers money and it is legal, and all the documents that was issued to my father on the day the money was deposited in the bank is very intact and I strictly kept it confidentially because of our little age now so that we will not lose or lost our money. I and my sister decided that before we should release the documents of the deposited money in the bank we must surely certify our conscience, that it is somebody who have fear in God.

Our mind is relaxed based on the content of your mail and we are happy and proudly to have you as our father and we are rest assured that we are saved in your hand and you will not betray our confidence and trust in you. Please, you will promise us that you will make sure that our money is transfer to your account possibly next week, as soon as we introduce you to the bank as our late father business partner and co-beneficiary., I will send all the documents that the bank gave to my late father on the day he deposit the money and also with the agreement he made with the bank and my photo and my sisters photo.

Meanwhile, your private telephone, fax number and your bank account is needed which I will forward to the bank and introduce you as our late father's partnerand co-beneficary. Importantly, the bank will contact you officially on the transfer procedures and how to make quickly transfer into your account as urgently.

However, my sister will enter school and continue her education while I will join any business of your choice as a father when we come to your country. Please, we are hoping that you will not disappoint us in this difficult time. Please sir, I am 22 years while my sister is 17 years due to the restrictions of movement in the camp on Human Right activities by the United Nation Organisation (UNICEF) because of the child trafficking in Africa we use to find it difficult to come out from the Asylum Camp to check our mail box and we will come in the morning to check your mail and send the picture of DANGA FRANK SAVIMBI so that I will look for him in the camp because many people is here unless you identify the person with his name or photo . I will be waiting.
Thanks and God bless you and your family.
Kamara/JulietSister.

Finally some fees! T'was about time, folks! BUT! I am getting tired of them asking me to call. Don't they get it??

Gbagbou to Darth

ATTN: LORD DARTH VADER

Sir

Thank you very much for your email, as we mentioned, we have been to the bank to verify your claims and are very satisfied with the information divulged by the bank.

We once again thank you very much for your consideration to engage our services in this endeavour. We are pleased to serve you and we fully commit ourselves to assist you making sure your goal is achieved.

According to the Bank officers, you are required to present to their office the following document ÒDurable Power of Attorney for Financial AssetsÓ fully Notarised at the court of law here in Abidjan. This documents is needed by the bank as a proof of the Authority and power vested on you by the Family of late (chief danga's family) to have the funds transferred to you and also clearly Elaborating your relationship with local partner. This is inline with the instruction issued to the bank by their late father.

However, to get this document in place enabling you pursue further your goal with the Family, you shall make judicial and administrative expenses as follow:

1) Stamping of the power of attorney: 1,135 euro

2) Drafting of the Document: 2,500 euro

In line with the international rules and regulations binding law offices, we also require a consultation fee of 900 euro

Total: 4,535 euro.

You are advised to send urgently the required 4,535 euro by Western Union Money Transfer attention the undersigned, 06 B.P 850 ABIDJAN 06, REP. OF COTE D'IVOIRE. Remember to send the control number by e-mail or by telephone call.

Thank you for your confidence, we promise to serve you to the best of our ability.

We remain Sir,

Yours faithfully,

Ajayi Gbagbuo.
ajayi & Associates
TELfax:+22-507-863-566.

Should you have any question do not hesitate to call me.

Darth to Isaac

MY DEAR SON,

DO NOT WORRY - I... AM YOUR FATHER!!
I AM OVERWHELMED BY THE FACT THAT YOU CHOSE TO ACCEPT ME AS YOUR FATHER. THERE IS A SAD FACT THAT I HAVE TO INFORM YOU ABOUT BEFORE WE CAN PROCEED AND I HOPE YOU WILL NOT TURN YOUR BACK ON ME. I AM NOT A PRETTY SIGHT, SON. DUE TO A HUNTING ACCIDENT IN THE PAST, WHEN ME AND ADMIRAL AKHBAR WENT AFTER A HORD OF SAND PEOPLE, I LOST MY ABILTY TO SPEAK, BECAUSE MY VOCAL CHORDS WHERE DAMAGED BADLY AND EVEN THOUGH I UNDERWENT 127 HOURS OF SURGERY, THE DOCTORS WERE NOT ABLE TO RESTORE THEM. I AM NOW CONFINED TO WEARING A MASK AT ALL TIMES. THAT IS WHY I AM UNABLE TO CALL YOU. I HAVE LOST MY ABILITY TO SPEAK. I WILL SEND YOU SOME PICTURES, SO YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. I WOULD LIKE YOU TO SEND ME SOME PICTURES OF YOU AS WELL MY SON.
TAKE GOOD CARE OF YOUR YOUNGER SISTER!

YOUR LOVING FATHER

LORD DARTH VADER

Isaac to Darth

Dear daddy
I will be waiting for your picture and the bank account information for the transfer..
Please.
Thank you sir
kamara/Juliet

Darth to Danga

MY LOVELY SON,

HERE IS THE INFORMATION THAT YOU NEED. WEDGE TOLD ME THE WU NUMBER.

DATE SENT: 20.08.2003
SENDER: LORD DARTH VADER
RECEIPIENT: ANTHONY O. NWAJEI
WU CONTROL NO.: 8735508223
AMOUNT: 1000£ STERLING
TEST QUESTION: NAME OF SON
ANSWER: DANGA VADER

YOU CAN PROCEED TO THE WESTERN UNION OFFICE WITH FATHER NWAJEI NOW, SON. LET ME KNOW WHEN YOU HAVE THE MONEY AND KISS YOUR SISTER FOR ME.

YOUR LOVING DADA

DARTH

I send the same pictures that I sent to Danga...

Darth to Isaac

HELLO MY SON!

I AM SENDING YOU MY INFORMATION AND PICTURES OF ME, EVEN THOUGH I THINK YOU WILL HATE ME WHEN YOU SEE THEM... I HAVE TO WEAR THAT MASK, OTHERWISE I MUST DIE, BECAUSE MY RESPIRATORY SYSTEM WAS SO SEVERELY DAMAGED WHEN I HAD THAT ACCIDENT. MY INFORMATION IS BELOW:

LORD DARTH VADER
24B ALDERAN ALLEY
IPSWITCH; SUFFOLK
1P4 1NR
ENGLAND

BONK D'URETARD
RUE DU SMELLY-BIADGEÉ
5072 ZURICH
SUISSE
ACCOUNT NO.: 116 23 419 0
BANK CODE NO.: 300 214 00
SWIFT CODE: BONKUR47729-12

Now Darth sends a mail with an attachment... Just a little prank...

Darth to Isaac

MY DEAR SON ISAAC, I HAVE ATTACHED A SCAN OF MY PASSPORT, WHICH SHOWS ME WITHOUT A MASK. IT IS COMPRESSED TO MAKE IT SMALLER.

YOUR DADDY

DARTH





Isaac to Darth

Dear daddy
We are happy with you.
honestly daddy, we are preparing to come and stay with you as our father who adopt us with honest and do not expose this money transfer to those your friend so that they will not discourage you to adopt us because you are not our biologial father.
Now, we are going to the bank to submit your bank account informtion and introduced as our late father business associate and the co-beneficiary of this money so that the bank will start on the proessing of the transfer and on or before friday the money will be in your account as soon as the bank inform you on the procedures.
please I will send to you our picture and the documents the bank gave to my late father when he deposited the money into the bank immediately i come back from the bank this morning
Thank you sir
isaac/Juliet

The subject line of the next mail read: WE WERE DISGRACED BY WESTERN UNION... Oh, Darth feels so awfully sorry Ð NOT!

Danga to Darth

DEAR Daddy,

HOW ARE YOU TODAY? I RECEIVED YOUR MAIL,AND I SURE THE WESTERN UNION NUMBERS THAT WEDGE GAVE TO YOU. WE PROCEEDED TO WETSERN UNION THIS MORNING,ON OUR REACHING TO THE WESTERN UNION WE SUBMITTED THE WESTERN UNION NUMBERS TO THEM, AND THEY SAID THAT THE NUMBERS ARE NOT VALIDE, EVEN WHEN THEY PROCEEDED TO THE COMPUTER,THEY FIND OUT THAT NO MONEY LIKE THAT WAS PAID TO THEM FROM LONDON.

Daddy, MY PASTOR WAS DISGRACED IN THE WESTERN UNION FROM THE SECURITY MEN WORKING IN THE WESTERN UNION,WE WERE PUSHED OUT BY THE SECURITY MEN,THINKING THAT WE ARE THERE TO STEAL THIER MONEY,Daddy, EVEN WHEN WE ARE TRYING TO EXPLAINE TO THE WESTERN UNION SECURITY MEN THAT IT WAS MY DADDY, THAT SEND THE MONEY AND THE INFORMATIONS AND THEY SAID NO THAT THIS IS THE SECOND ATTEMPT IN THIS WESTERN UNION NOW THAT THEY HAVE BEEN SEING THIS KIND OF THNGS HAPPENING ,AND THE WESTERN UNION PEOPLE ALSO SAID THAT IF THIS SHOULD REPEAT ITSELF AGAIN THAT THEY WILL NOT WAIST TIME TO INFORM THE POLICE FOR ATTEMPT OF STEALING.

Daddy, PLEASE LET ME KNOW IF THIS IS INTENSSIONALY ACT BY WEDGE OR YOU MY DADDY, BECAUSE I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT THIS MEANS,Daddy, I WANT TO KNOW IF ARE FAITHFULL TO ME OR NOT,BECAUSE THIS MONEY YOU PROMISED TO SEND TO ME ACCORDING TO THE WESTERN UNION PEOPLE THEY SAID THAT IT WILL NOT TAKE MORE THAN 2 HOURS TO SEND THIS MONEY FROM LONDON TO ABIDJAN. PLEASE DADDY, RECOMFIRM THIS WESTERN UNION NUMBERS AGAIN IF IT IS THROUGHT OR FORCE.

REGARDING TO MY YOUNGER SISTER IN THE HOSPITAL,THE DOCTOR SAID THAT THEY NEED A BLOOD FOR THE OPERATION,SO DADDY,THERE IS NO WAY I CAN KISS MY SISTER FOR YOU NOW,BECAUSE ONE CAN NOT BE KISSED TO SOMEBODY THAT IS ALL MOST DEATH.

Daddy,PLEASE KINDLY LET ME KNOW THE ARRANGEMENT BETWEEN YOU AND THE BANK.

THANKS AND GOD BLESS YOU.

YOURS BELOVED SON LORD DANGA VADER

Another little ÒprankÓ attachment is sent...

Darth to Danga

MY DEAREST SON,

I AM AWFULLY SORRY IF YOUR PASTOR WAS DISGRACED IN THE WU OFFICE. MAYBE WEDGE MESSED UP WITH THE NUMBERS, BECAUSE I THINK HE WAS DRUNK AT THAT TIME. I HAVE SEVERELY PUNISHED HIM FOR THAT. PLEASE MY SON, I HAVE ATTACHED THE WESTERN UNION PAYMENT SLIP AS A SCAN. I HAD TO COMPRESS IT WITH WINZIP TO MAKE IT SMALLER. IF YOU DOUBLE CLICK THE FILE, IT WILL AUTOMATICALLY UNCOMPRESS INTO A .JPG FILE. THEN YOU CAN CHECK IF THE NUMBER WAS RIGHT AND PRINT THE SLIP OUT AND TAKE IT TO THE WU OFFICE TO PROVE THAT WHAT YOU TOLD THEM IS THE TRUTH.

YOUR LOVING FATHER

DARTH

Isaac sends me a bogus "Deposit Attestation Bond" and other files as well. For example a picture clearly showing that he's an academic!

This is Isaac (not the other guy, don't get confused now!):



Probably something he clipped out of Stylin' Grads Quarterly.

Danga hasn't given up on the money yet...

Danga to Darth

DEAR Daddy,

HOW WAS YOUR DAY TODAY? I UNDERSTAND THAT MR WEDGE MADE A MISTAKE, BUT DADDY, PLEASE THE MAIL YOU SEND TO ME, THE ATTACHMENT DID NOT COME ALONG WITH THE MAIL,PLEASE DADDY RESEND THE ATTACHMENT OR YOU SHOULD TYPE IN THE INFORMATIONS AS YOU DID BEFOR AND SEND BACK TO ME.

Daddy, AS I AM SAYING NOW I HAVE NOT YET RECEIVED THE MONEY UPTILL NOW,I AM ON THE NET WAITING DADDY TO HEAR FROM YOU, PLEASE WRITE TO ME AS SOON AS YOU RECEIVED THIS MAIL, IS EIGHTER YOU TYPE IN THE INFORMATION ALONG WITH THE MAIL YOU ARE SENDING OR RE-SCAN IT AND SEND BACK, BECAUSE THE BUSINESS CENTER PEOPLE SAID THAT THERE IS NO ATTACHMENT INSIDE MY E-MAIL BOX.

THANKS AND GOD BLESS YOU.

AWAITING FOR YOUR IMMEDIATE RESPONSE.

YOURS SON LORD DANGA VADER.

NOTE; Daddy, I AM WAITING ON THE NET TO RESPOND YOUR MAIL NOW.

Sent him another prank, saying it was the scanned WU-info. He responds...

Danga to Darth

DEAR Daddy,

GOOD MORNING AND HOW WAS YOUR NIGHT I HOPE YOU SLEPT WELL .

PLEASE DADDY,I AM SORRY FOR THE INCONVINENCES YESTERDAY NIGHT, I WROTE YOU A MAIL YESTERDAY NIGHT WAITING ON THE NET TO RESPOND TO YOU,I KNOW THAT I MIGHT HAVE BEEN GIVING YOU A STREES, BUT DADDY THAT IS THE LOVE OF SON.

KINDLY SEND ME THE INFORMATIONS INTO MY E-MAIL BOX TYPE IT INTO MY E-MAIL BOX AND SEND IT, SO THAT I CAN COPY IT OUT AND GO STRAIGHT TO THE WESTER UNION THIS MORNING TO PROVE TO THE WESTERN UNION THAT IT WAS A MISTAKE FROM MY DADDY'S ASSISTANT( MR WEDGE).

PLEASE Daddy, THE REASON OF ALL THIS IS THAT YESTERDAY THE DOCTOR NEEDED TWO PAINTS OF BLOOD BEFORE MY YOUNGER SISTER CAN BE OPERATE, AND I TOLD HIM THAT MY DADDY WILL BE SENDING ME MONEY YESTERDAY,BUT UNFORTUNATELY I COULD NOT HOLD ON THE ATTACHMENT YOU SEND TO ME TWICE AND THAT IS WHY I HAVE NOT BEING TO THE HOSPITA,SO DADDY I WANTS TO GO THE HOSPITAL THIS MORNING WITH THE MONEY THE DOCTOR NEED'S SO THAT THE OPERATION CAN TAKE PLACE THIS MORNING.

Daddy, I WILL ADVICE YOU NOT TO SEND IT THROUGH ATTACHMENT AGAIN,BUT TYPE IN THE WORDS IN MY E-MAIL BOX,DADDY PLEASE DO WISH MY SISTER SUCCESFULL OPERATION TODAY AND AFTER THE OPERATION IS OK I WILL KISS MY SISTER FOR YOU AND I WILL LET YOU KNOW HER RESPONSE.

THANKS AND GOD BLESS YOU DADDY.

YOURS SON LORD DANGA VADER.

Some kindly contributor informed me about an aid organzation. So I happily pass on the info to Danga...

Darth to Danga

MY DEAR DANGA!

I UNDERSTAND HOW VERY URGENT THIS IS IN ORDER TO SAVE YOUR SISTER. THAT IS WHY I WANT YOU TO WASTE NO TIME AND PROCEED TO THE NEXT FCF OFFICE. I KNOW THERE IS ONE IN ABIDJAN. THEY WILL HELP YOU AND YOUR SISTER! HERE IS THEIR ADDRESS ON THE WEB:

http://familycare.org/network/africa.htm

THIS IS THEIR EMAIL ADDRESS: fcf@familycare.org

THEY PROVIDE FREE MEDICAL CARE TO THOSE IN NEED AND THEY ARE RUNNING A RELIEF PROJECT FOR CHILDREN IN COTƒ D'IVOIRE AS WELL. YOU MUST TALK TO THEM AS SOON AS POSSIBLE, MY SON! I WILL SEE IF I CAN FIND THE WESTERN UNION SLIPS AND WRITE YOU AN EMAIL WITH THE REAL NUMBER.

I LOVE YOU MY DEAR SON

LORD DARTH VADER

Not all at the same time, kids! Be patient!

Isaac to Darth

daddy i have not hear form you

your son
Isaac

Darth to Isaac

HELLO MY LOVELY SON!

I THOUGHT I HAD WRITTEN TO YOU. WHAT IS IT THAT YOU DESIRE. ANSWER QUICK AND I WILL DO EVERYTHING POSSIBLE TO ASSIST YOU IN ANY NECESSARY WAY!

YOUR LOVING DADDY

DARTH

Isaac to Darth

DEAR DADDY SIR I HAVE GO TO BANK AND AGAIN TODAY AND THE WENT ME TO GIVE THEN YOUR FAX NUMBER SO THE WILL FAX TO YOU ALL THE TRANSFER DOCUMENTS PLEASE DADDY GIVE ME YOUR FAX NUMBER QUICK SO THAT I CAN GO BACK TO THE BANK AGAIN TODAY I AM WORKING HARD TO SEE THAT THE TRANSFER MADE COMFORTABLY THIS WEEK YOUR SON ISAAC

Darth is worried about Danga and his sister...

Darth to Danga

DANGA MY POOR SON,

I AM WORRIED TO DEATH ABOUT YOU AND YOUR SISTER! HAVE YOU CONTACTED THE FCF YET? PLEASE, TAKE ANY NECESSARY MEASURES TO SAVE YOUR SISTERS LIFE!! I HAVE BEAT THE REAL NUMBERS OUT OF WEDGE WITH BRUTE FORCE AND THE HELP OF LANDO CALRISSIAN. I THINK HE WANTED TO CLAIM THE MONEY FOR HIMSELF AND SPEND IT AT A WHOREHOUSE AT TATTOOINE! CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT? HE WAS MY MOST TRUSTED AIDE! WE DISPOSED OF HIM IN THE RIVER THAMES. DON'T TELL ANYONE!

THE REAL WU NUMBER IS: 8633541229

THE REST OF THE INFORMATION WAS CORRECT. PLEASE LET ME KNOW IMMEDIATELY ONCE YOU PICKED UP THE MONEY.

YOUR LUVING DANGA DADDA

DARTH

PS: I HAVE ATTACHED MY PASSPORT_SCAN. IT'S THE ONLY PICTURE OF ME WITHOUT A MASK. BUT I WANTED YOU TO SEE WHAT YOUR DADDY REALLY LOOKS LIKE.

Danga has lost faith in his ole dad!

Danga to Darth

DEAR DAddy,

I RECEIVED YOUR MAIL , THANK YOU FOR YOUR KINDNESS AND LOVE TOWARDS US. FOR YOUR INFORMATION WE HAVE NOT RECEIVED ANY MONEY FROM YOU,AND THERE WAS NO SUCH MONEY IN THE WESTERN UNION OFFICE, I THINK THIS LOOKS LIKE A DESIVE TO YOUR SO CALLED SON.

THANK YOU FOR YOUR CHARRACTER TOWARDS US BECAUSE YOU HAVE ALREADY DESCOURRAGE US.

NOTE.

I AM LOOKING TOWARDS TO SOMEBODY ELSE WHOM WILL BE OF A GOOD ASSISTANCE TO US AND HORNEST THAT WE CAN TRUST HIS WORDS THANKS.

GOD BLESS YOU AND HAVE A GOOD DAY.

DANGA.

Isaac to Darth

DEAR DADDY I AM WORRIED SINCE I HAVE NOT HEAR FROM YOU AND YOU KEPT ME SILENT I HOPE IT IS ALRIGHT.

AND I NEED YOUR DIRECT FAX NUMBER SO THAT I CAN GIVE THE BANK INFORMATION OF YOUR WHERE ABOUT BECAUSE OF THEY ARE EXPECTING YOUR RESPONSE TO CONCLUDE AND TRANSFER THIS MONEY UNFAILINGLY THIS WEEK TO YOUR ACCOUNT AS THEY PROMISE ME TODAY.

PLEASE? I HOPE ON YOU AND DONT DISAPPOINTMENT DADDY. IS IT IS NECESSERY FOR US

YOUR SON AND DAUGHTER

ISAAC AND JULIET

Darth to Danga

MY BELOVED SON,

HOW COULD YOU POSSIBLY HAVE TURNED YOUR BACK ON ME? I HAVE JUST BEEN RELEASED FROM HOSPITAL AFTER SUFFERING A SEVERE STROKE FROM READING YOUR LAST EMAIL! HAVE I NOT SENT YOU MONEY? HAVE I NOT BEEN THE CARING DAD YOU HAVE ALWAYS LONGED FOR AFTER THE DEATH OF YOUR REAL FATHER? WHY DO YOU TAKE YOUR LOVE AWAY FROM YOUR DADDA? DANGA, I HAVE EVERYTHING ARRANGED FOR YOU TO COME HERE AND STAY WITH ME. WHAT DID YOU DO WITH THE MONEY I SENT YOU?? OH, THIS WORLD IS BAD! I FEEL LIKE YOU HAVE BETRAYED ME - ME! YOUR DEVOTED DADDY! DON'T YOU HAVE A HEART? WHY DO YOU PLAY SUCH CRUEL GAMES ON YOUR OWN FLESH AND BLOOD? HAVE I NOT MADE IT POSSIBLE FOR YOU TO ADVANCE INTO THE HIGHEST RANKS OF THE BRITISH ROYAL SOCIETY, BY ADOPTING YOU AND BEQUEATH TO YOU THE HONORABLE TITLE OF A LORD OF THE BRITISH EMPIRE? YOU COULD HAVE HAD ANYTHING YOU ASKED FOR, YET YOU FAIL ME.... FAREWELL MY SON, I CAN NOT LIVE WITH THIS DISGRACE ANY LONGER! I WILL GET MY GUNS RIGHT NOW AND PUT AN END TO THIS LOATHFUL EXISTENCE!!

I LOVE YOU DANGA!

DADA DARTH

Danga to Darth

DEAR Daddy,

I RECEIVED YOUR SORROWFUL MAIL,AND HOW ARE YOU TODAY I HOPE YOU ARE OK NOW .PLEASE DADDY I DID NOT TURN MY BACK ON YOU, FIRST OF ALL I DID NOT RECEIVED ANY MONEY, AND I THINK THAT THIS MONEY ISSUE WILL NOT CAUSE ME NOT BEING YOUR SON, BUT I WANTS YOU TO PROVE TO ME THAT YOU REALY CARE FOR ME AS YOUR SON AND I WILL CARE FOR YOU AS A LOVING FATHER.

I AM SORRY FOR THE INCONVINENCISES FROM MY LAST MAIL BECAUSE IT WAS OUT OF ANOIYERNS ABOUT MY SISTER IN THE HOSPITAL THAT MADE ME TO WRITE YOU SUCH A MAIL, ONCE MORE I APPOLOGISE JUST BE YOUR SELF DADDY, I WILL BE WITH YOU SOON IN LONDON.

Daddy PLEASE, I WANTS TO KNOW HOW FAR YOU HAVE GONE WITH THE BANK AND THE ATTORNEY, PLEASE DADDY GIVE ME AN INFORMATIONS ON YOUR NEXT MAIL CONCEINING THE BANK AND THE ATTORNEY.

NOTE.

Daddy, I HAVE NOT RECEIVED ANY MONEY I BELIEVE THAT YOU AND MR WEDGE ARE PLAYING TRICKS ON ME, IF NOT SO I ADVISE YOU TO GO TO THE WESTERN UNION TOMORROW MORNING AND SEND THIS MONEY BY YOURSELF THAT IS WHEN I WILL BELIEVE THAT IT WAS NOT INTENTIONALY ART BETWEEN YOU AND MR WEDGE.

THANKS DADDY AND I STILL LOVE YOU AND PROMISED TO BE OBEDIENT.

YOURS SON LORD DANGA.VADER

Darth to Danga

BELOVED DANGA, MY ONLY TRUE SON, WHAT HAVE I DONE TO YOU? WHY DO YOU BREAK MY OLD HEART? I HAVE SPOKEN WITH DR. MON MOTHMA AND SHE HAS TOLD ME THAT I ONLY HAVE ABOUT TWO MONTH LEFT TO LIVE. I WAS HOPING THAT YOU WOULD BE MY RIGHTFUL HEIR, BUT YOU HAVE DESERTED ME, MY BELOVED SON! PLEASE FORGIVE YOUR OLD POPS HIS DISABILITY TO MAKE YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE IN THE PAST! I WILL CHANGE YOUR LIFE FOR THE BETTER IF YOU JUST COME BACK TO ME!

YOUR LOVING DADA

DARTH

Danga to Darth

Dear Daddy,

How are you today i hope you are still alive, the last mail you wrote to me so much touch me, but not withstanding i still have you in mind as my step father, but you did not appreciate me being your son, i don't think that if a son ask for his daddy something that is boadering him, i believed that being my daddy he will do it for me as his son.

Daddy, you said that you sent me money through one mr wedges, which i never used my twoo eyes to see , secondly you also said that you are going to send this money by yourself, money i did not see, inshort i am feld up for you being my daddy, i am using this oppotunity to let you know that a fool of fourthy is a fool forever.

Thank's yours danga.

Ok, I had to end this right here... But if you gotta go, you might as well go with a smile...

Darth's final word for Danga

MY FORMER SON DANGA,

IF THAT IS YOUR WISH, SO BE IT. I HAVE RECEIVED ANOTHER LETTER FROM AN AFRICAN ORPHAN IN A SHOCKING PHYSICAL AND EXTRAORDINARILY PITIFUL MENTAL STATE OF HEALTH, SUCH AS YOURS. HIS FATHER WAS A DIAMOND MINING COCOA MERCHANT WHO HAS A FLOATING ACCOUNT IN TWO TRUNK BOXES FROM SOME OVERINVOICED OIL CONTRACT FROM A FOREIGNER THAT DIED IN A GHASTLY MOTOR ACCIDENT ON SAGBAMA EXPRESS ROAD. HIS FATHER WAS POISENED BY THE ONLY WEALTHY BLACK ZIMBABWEAN FARMER THAT WAS MURDERED TOGETHER WITH THE WHITE FARMERS IN THE RECENT VIOLENT RIOTS IN THAT COUNTRY, LEAVING POOR WADADA A LONELY ORPHAN. I WILL TAKE GOOD CARE OF HIM AS YOU HAVE DECIDED TO NEGLECT ME!

WADADAS LOVING DADDA

DARTH

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