NO AMOUNT IS TOO SMALL

A light entertainment from the Earl of Court, previously seen as Esther Summerson in APOSTROPHE NOW and BLEAK LAD, a tale of Dickensian scope.

Not one to let a tragedy go to waste, a 419 scammers solicits relief funds supposedly for flood victims in Pakistan. Oddly, although the Earl of Court is willing to pony up a really large sum in person, "Ahmed Khan" wants him to send a money order. Who will prevail?


AHMED KHAN

Date: Fri, 10 Sep 2010 09:35:07 -0700
Subject: Re: UNITED NATIONS ASSISTED PROGRAMME
From: AHMED KHAN <ahmedkhan506@gmail.com>

In a message dated 9/10/2010 12:20:50 A.M. Eastern Daylight Time, info@unitednation.org writes:

UNITED NATIONS ASSISTED PROGRAMME

Our Ref: WB/NF/UN/XX0296
PHONE: +0044 70557 55261
PAKISTANI FLOOD RELIEF
Dear Sir/Ma,

The united Nations Development Foundation and its partners are working on immediate relief, recovery and reconstruction in Pakistan. Donations will be used for all three, key phases in Pakistan.

UNDF, the natural disaster relief arm of the Organization of United Kingdom, has more than 150 people working Pakistan on economic development, disaster mitigation and protecting human rights. UNDF is a non-profit, 501(c)(3) organization based in London and Pakistan.

The Devastating Flood that shattered Pakistan, the poorest country in the Middle East Hemisphere, has already claimed the lives of tens of thousands, perhaps even hundreds of thousands and have destroyed properties. Approximately 1 million people, about a third of Pakistan population, will be affected directly or indirectly from the Flood and its aftermath. The search for survivors continues unabated, but as time goes by the chances of finding survivors are reduced.

The United Nations Development Foundation is among the countries leading aid efforts in Pakistan. Our workers and doctors have been working tirelessly to rescue and heal thousands of the victim in Pakistan. A day after the Flood, NATAN, a national humanitarian relief operation uniting the efforts of dozens of specialist non-profit organizations specializing in emergency aid, flew to Pakistan to distribute medical care and life saving equipment, and to provide professional aid. This team will soon be joined - with your help - by 20 more aid missions specializing in rehabilitation, care for the homeless, aid for orphans, psycho-social and post-trauma support by mental-health professionals, and basic medical aid. With your support, we can send these specialist teams to Pakistan without delay and fully supplied.

Every team consists of 10 volunteer professional and will stay in Pakistan for 24 days. Expenses are estimated at $2,000 per day - every dollar of support will allow us to bring the best specialist aid to Pakistan and keep our teams there as long as possible.

Every donation will help. All donations are fully tax-deductible NO amount is too small save a soul and life .

To donate by Western Union Transfer: Send to.

Name: Abdul-latif Montharf
Address:123 Saint Lucas road,London
City:London
Country:United Kingdom
Indicate your full name the amount and send the MTCN number Back to us

Thank you for your Donation as GOD bless you too.
Regards
AHMED KHAN,

for Pakistani flood relief


There does not appear to be a "St Lucas Rd" in London.

The Earl of Court
I beg your pardon?
AHMED KHAN

9/10/2010

every donations will be use for education and building of new schools and others because The floods and flash rains in the country have not only damaged agricultural crops, livestock, fisheries and forestry, but have destroyed primary infrastructure such as tube wells, water channels, household storages, houses, animal sheds, personal seed stocks and fertilizers; as well as other agriculture, machinery and equipment,

Please help children and families devastated by floods by making a contribution to our Pakistan relief fund

Every donation will help. All donations are fully tax-deductible NO amount is too small save a soul and life .

To donate by Western Union Transfer: Send to.

Name: Abdul-latif Montharf
Address:123 Saint Lucas road,London
City:London
Country:United Kingdom
Indicate your full name the amount and send the MTCN number Back to us

Thank you for your Donation as GOD bless you too.
Regards
AHMED KHAN,

for Pakistani flood relief

Will donations be used to educate people as to proper punctuation?

The Earl of Court

Since I anticipate making a generous donation, I would prefer that someone come to my office and pick up a cheque. We are conveniently located in Kensington at 72, Earls Court Road, and someone will be there to receive your messenger at any time.

It is the Kensington Police Station. He he he.

AHMED KHAN

In a message dated 9/10/2010 6:47:01 P.M.

you can make donations to the name giving to you trough western union office

Name: Abdul-latif Montharf
Address:123 Saint Lucas road,London
City:London
Country:United Kingdom
Indicate the amount and send the MTCN number Back to us

have a nice day

God bless you

The Earl of Court

I have authorised my office to prepare a bearer bond in the amount of 35,000 pounds. If you want it, you must come and get it.

The address, in case you've forgotten, is 72, Earls Court Road, Kensington, W8 London. I will instruct my secretary to expect you between 9:00 and 17:00 GMT.

AHMED KHAN

9/10/2010 10:52:58 P.M.

make the donations through western unions

The Earl of Court

To: ahmedkhan506@gmail.com
Sent: 9/11/2010 12:02:05 A.M.

I do very much want to help, but I have had unpleasant experiences with Western Union in the past, and prefer to deal with people on a face-to-face basis, especially when such large sums are involved. I'm certain I can find other avenues by which I can make a donation, if you are unwilling to come to Kensington.

AHMED KHAN

9/10/2010 11:37:52 P.M.

make your donations trough western union if you really want to help and assist our country and family ,

God bless you

have a lovely weekend
The Earl of Court

My hope is he'll send someone to Earls Court Road

Sent: 9/11/2010 10:03:37 P.M.

Thank you for all your hard work on behalf of the people of Pakistan. I have arranged for a messenger to pick up the funds on Wednesday morning from my office.

AHMED KHAN

9/11/2010 7:23:33 P.M.

you can make the payment trough money gram transfer for the large amount of money and i really understand everything you said about western union services:

i think the best way to make payment of large amount is trough moneygram transfer

have a nice day

[Will "Ahmed Khan" come for the money? To be continued!]

 

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