WINKY WANKY WOO


Squadron Leader Harry Fadgina's virgin (word used advisedly) bait takes the Prince-Albert-in-a-Can joke to new depths and demonstrates classic scambaiting technique, such as divide-and-conquer, insistence on laborious use of code-words, and all-around time-wasting.


I am so glad you liked it, and feel gratified that I have broadened the use of quality British profanity.
... He's a feisty one, this Lad, and very easy to wind up, but incredibly stupid - the email to Ophelia warning her "not to use any secret code words" is clear evidence of this. He seems to get confused when I send him an email saying that the "airport officials" have agreed to send the consignment Cash on Delivery, and then another email to the airport saying that he will guarantee the payment himself.

I also like the idea of him claiming to celebrate the religious feasts of St Rodge of Profanisaurus and Very Holy Camouflaged Shroud of Bishop Matthew over in Togo, and then informing me that "it was great over here"!

The "code names" seem to work well, and I will never forget his voice on the end of the pay phone number which I gave out telling me that he was "Kraken Vonov"!

Participants are as follows:

Hon Koffi Jean - (the scammer). He claims to be a United Nations representative and claims to be related to Kofi Annan (but wants that to be kept quiet!) [kjean@rocketmail.com]

Squadron Leader Harry Fadgina DFC OBE VD (Me) - Retired RAF bomber pilot
Ophelia Fadgina - Sqn Ldr Fadgina's wife
Winky Wanky Woo - Mrs Fadgina's pet poodle (appears by mention)
Arbuthnot Nonce QC - Sdn Ldr Fadgina's legal advisor at Robbem, Leggit & Scarper

Koffi Nana - Bank official (see Koffi Jean, above) [bia.tg1@accountant.com]
Mrs Marlin Sese - his imaginary secretary
Dr Coker - Airline official (see Koffi Jean, above) [cargounit_tg@yahoo.com]
Mr Egbuna Sampson - the name the Lads want on the money order - real person? who knows

[Classically scamalicious elements highlighted here and there for the scam-o-challenged.]

Here goes:

Koffi Jean
GoodNews// Harry Fadgina
From: Koffi Jean (koffijean@rocketmail.com)
24 June 2008

INTERNATIONAL FUNDS TRANSFER / AUDIT UNIT UNITED NATIONS (WORLD BANK ASSISTED PROGRAMME)
DIRECTORATE OF INTERNATIONAL
PAYMENT AND TRANSFERS.
Attention: My Good friend,

Contact E-MAIL: kjean@rocketmail.com

My name is Hon. KOFFI JEAN; I am a representative with the United Nations Department of International Monitory Unit. I am writing in respect of a discovery of unclaimed fund in tune of US$10M (Ten Million United States Dollars) belonging to a late foreigner. This fund is deposited in a Bank in Rep of Togo (name will be disclosed upon the receipt of your positive response). The Late Customer's name is Mr. Morris Thompson. He is an American by Citizen who perished in a plane crash of Alaska Airlines Flight 261 which crashed on January 31 2000; there with him are his wife and only daughter. You shall read more about the crash on visiting this site which I got during my investigation;

STUDY CAREFULLY THIS WEBSITE TO CLEAR YOURSELF OF ANY DOUBTS: { http://www.cnn.com/2000/US/02/01/alaska.airlines.list }

Since the demise of this gentleman, I personally have watched with keen interest to see the next of kin but all has proved abortive as no one has come to claim his funds of US$10.M (Ten Million United States Dollars). This money has been in a Bank custody for a very long time. On this note, I decided to seek for whom his name shall be used as the Next of Kin as no one has come up to be the next of kin. And the Banking ethics here does not allow such money to stay more than Ten Years, because the money will be recalled to the Bank treasury as unclaimed fund after this period.

In view of this I got your contact when making a research on a foreigner I will use in this great opportunity. For your assistant I will give you 30%of the total amount then 10% have been mapped out to be donated to the motherless babies home, while the remaining 60% will be for me and my partners.

I will not fail to bring to your notice that this business is hitch free and that you should not entertain any fear as all modalities for the smooth and hitch-free transfer of this fund has been finalized, this transaction will be completed within five banking days of receiving your positive response.

THE ONLY APPROVED CLAIMING PROCEDURE:-

To ensure a successful consummation of the business, there is need for me to follow the normal and legal procedure of doing things so that no country laws will be contradicted. This is 100% risk free as we have no intention to do anything that will go contrary to the laws of any Nations.

In this regard, I suggest, while I run the cost of procuring the entire legal document from the judiciary departments Togo, required to transfer this inheritance in your names as the beneficiary? and in my names of the guarantor? You also on your own side will ONLY be required to open an Account Escrow with the Bank in Togo where this fund has been lodged for the past ten years, so that an internal transfer within the same Bank will be made to your new account. And with this process no monitory security Agents will be alerted over the transfer of such huge amount of money and that will give us a hitch free transfer at the shortest time. After this, the Bank will send you an ATM card of International operations to your address through any good courier service so that you may have access in withdrawing this fund from your country. Note that I will join you as soon as this arrangement is completed. Anything outside this well planned arrangement will not have my approval as this procedure has been ascertained okay by professional Bankers of repute. This deal need to be kept 100% top-secret.

If you are interested, copy and send the short red painted e-mail below together by providing the required information below:

?I am interested to work with you and I will comply with the above procedure by opening the online account with the said Bank. My information are:

Yours Sincerely,
Hon. KOFFI JEAN
REPRESENTATIVE UNITED NATION INTERNATIONAL MONETORY FUND (UNIMF)
E-MAIL: kjean@rocketmail.com

[Scam-o-note (experienced Scamoramans skip ahead): Morris Thompson was a real person. He did die, in an airplane crash. He, like many other real and imaginary people, is represented by any number of bogus bankers, bureaucrats and attorneys seeking victims to pose as his next-of-kin. Extracts of their fraudulent proposals appear on the Dead Bank Customer Memorial Page. ]

Harry Fadgina
25 June 2008 08:25:02

To: kjean@rocketmail.com

Dear Hon Jean Koffi
I am very pleased you have contacted me. Terrible business about the plane crash - I was a pilot in the air force myself for twenty-five years and had a few close shaves.

So what's the name of the bank then? What details do you need from me?

I agree with you about the need for absolute secrecy with this - don't want the UK taxman getting his hands on my cut. Therefore, let's keep this between ourselves. Get back to me by return old chap, and for the sake of security please use my code name (sent under separate cover), so that I know it is actually you and not some eavesdropper.

All good wishes
Squadron Leader Harry Fadgina DFC MBE VD

Morris Thompson deal - CODE WORD
Harry Fadgina
25 June 2008

My dear Hon Jean

Further to our previous correspondence, for the sake of security please use the following CODE WORD(S) at the start of all future correspondence:

MONKEY-SPANKER

Regards
Squadron Leader Harry Fadgina DFC MBE VD
Koffi Jean
FOR MONKEY-SPANKER( URGENTLY)
25 June 2008 21:28:45

Dear Harry Fadgina,

Thanks for your positive response.I henceforth clarify to you that this particular claim is confidential and 100% risk free.You can easily contact the bank to verify about the funds.The bank contat address is bia.tg1@accountant.com (INTERNATIONAL BANK OF AFRICA) . Or you can go through the website and confirm the deceased involvement in the Plane Crash.As regards to this claim,you only need to abide on the legal principles as stated.

Here is what you have to do.Send this following information below to me immediately so that I will legally register it in the High Court of Justice Lome-Togo as the next of kin and submitt it to to the processing bank in processing of the inherited fund transfer to your possession.Also for your approval as the next of kin of Mr Morris Thompson.I will provide the relevant proof and information about Mr Morris Thompson for your clearance with the bank when needed.

1. Your Full Name-----------------
2. Your Home Address-------------
3. Your Telephone No:(Mobile)----------------
4. Your Occupation-------------------
5. Your Country of Origin-----------------
6. Your Identification (Passport / Driver's Licence)

Please send all these require information above as soon as possible.Also fill the application form which I will submitt to the bank for the inheritance fund process.You can call me on phone 00228-0640198 for more explanation and clarification.I will prove my honesty and faithfulness by attaching the Death Certficate of Mr Morris Thompson with my family picture.

Yours faithfully,
Jean Koffi.


Harry Fadgina
MONKEY-SPANKER calling Bishop-Basher

26 June 2008 10:23:10

My dear Koffi Jean
Thank you very much for your splendidly prompt response. Thank you too for the delightful picture of your family - you all look extremely smart and would certainly pass a Royal Air Force inspection! Interesting to see all the family in that delicate shade of grey - did your tailor use the same swathe of cloth for all the outfits? Damned fine show!

Now, on to business my friend. Thank you for confirming the name of the bank. I have filled in the basic details for you below and attached a picture of myself. It's a little out of date, but is the most recent one I have.

I will print off the application form for the bank and send it back to you in due course once I have completed it. In the meantime there are a couple of issues I would like to clarify before we can proceed:

In your original email you stated that I would get 30 per cent of the money and that 10 per cent was 'mapped out' to go to the 'motherless babies home'. What home is this? I need details otherwise how do I know that you are not keeping this 10 per cent for yourself? Alternatively, why not split this 10 per cent and we get 5 each? After all, these orphans must be getting a good hand out from the government. Please confirm your agreement to a 35 per cent share for me.

Secondly, it is imperative that this deal is kept secret. I do not want my wife to find out about this. She does sometimes have access to my mail so will you please carry on using the code words we greed on (MONKEY-SPANKER). You must identify yourself from now on as 'BISHOP BASHER', this way my wife will think this is financial business with our local church, of which I am treasurer.

By the way, I see you are working for the United Nations. Are you any relation to Koffi Annan? We used to play golf together a while ago.

Thanking you in advance for your co-operation,

Sincerely,
Squadron Leader Harry Fadgina DFC MBE VD

1. Your Full Name-----------------Harold Twystington Chudleigh Fadgina
2. Your Home Address-------------Minge Cottage, Upper Bottom Road, Felchingham, UK
3. Your Telephone No:(Mobile)----------------None
4. Your Occupation-------------------Retired Squadron Leader (RAF)
5. Your Country of Origin-----------------Great Britain
6. Your Identification (Passport / Driver's Licence) Passport number 064019876


[the late comic actor Jimmy Edwards]
Koffi Jean
FROM JEAN KOFFI (MONKEY-SPANKER)

26 June 2008 09:43:43

My Dear Harry Fadgina,

How are you today?I hope fine.Have you filled the application as instructed and have it to me for official use to the bank?Please do fill it right now and sent it back to me for submission to the bank on your behalf.You can call me on phone 00228-0640198 as soon as you sent it so that I will proceed on the claim immediately.
I hope to hear from you as soon as possible with all the required information dated.

Yours faithfully,
Jean Koffi.
Harry Fadgina
26 June 2008 10:33:56

To: kjean@rocketmail.com

Dear Bishop Basher

Yes, I am fine. Thank you for asking. How are you and your family?

I think our email messages may have crossed as I have already replied with the information you need.

I'm afraid I don't have a telephone as I am deaf - damned noise from the jet engines whilst flying my old kite (Vulcan bomber) in the Falklands in '82.

Cheerio
Squadron Leader Harry Fadgina DFC MBE VD
Koffi Jean
FROM 'BISHOP BASHER'.............(MONKEY-SPANKER).

26 June 2008 21:15:31

My Dear Harry Fadgina,
Thank you so much for your recommendation on my family.Am so gald on your humble co-operation and wonderful understanding.I can trust on you now because I was looking for a faithful and trustworthy person to transact this confidential claim.
As regards to your good idea to forget about the motherless babies home offering of 10%,I want you to understand that am a christain and an active member of our church.I love my family especially my children so I felt concern for the Orpans.But to behold the confident in our partnership,I will allow the sharing of the 10%.Now you are entitle of 35% of the inheritance fund while I will take 65%.Finally,after the fund has been transferred to your possession and I have my own share successfully,I will give out 5% to the motherless babies home from my own share just to maintain my love for christ.
In accordance to your request to keep secret out of your wife,I want to assure you that I will duely abide in your principles to give both of us a successful transaction.Yes Koffi Anan is somehow related to me through my maternal side.Please I don't want any more awareness on this claim so that my co-workers in the United Nations office will not jeopardise this great opportunity.Be assured that I have every proof and information the bank will request from you to confirm you the bonafide next of kin of Mr Morris Thompson at any given time.
I hope you do understand with me.Please try as much to complete the filling of the application form and have it sent to me so that I will first register it to the High Court of Justice here on your behalf to authenticate your approval as the next of kin before submitting it to the bank for true confirmation.
Yours faithfully,
Jean Koffi.
Koffi Jean
MONKEY-SPANKER calling Bishop-Basher

28 June 2008 09:10:28

My dear,
How are you today?I hope fine.I didnot hear from you again or the application form supposed to sent.What is the problem?Please do get back to me as soon as you received this mail.
Yours faithfully,
Koffi Jean.
Koffi Jean
FROM 'BISHOP BASHER' ---(MONKEY-SPANKER).

30 June 2008 11:06:05

My Dear Harry Fadgina,

What is really going on with you on this claim?Why are you delaying to send the application form to me?I have even notified the bank that I have found the bonafide next of kin of Mr Morris Thompson.And they are waiting for your application letter for true confirmation.
Please get back to me as soon as possible.Is not compulsary that you will fill everything in the form,ok.You can fill the same information which you gave to me on the application form.

I hope you do understand with me and will be fast responding to avoid cancelling because the bank final mandate to privide the next of kin is today 30th June 2008 .
Yours faithfully,
Koffi Jean.
Harry Fadgina
30 June 2008 13:19:39

My dear Koffi Jean (Bishop Basher)

Firstly, I will thank you NOT to take that impertinent tone with me, dear boy! Secondly, please address me as "Squadron Leader (Monkey Spanker)" - I believe I have earned that right. Remember that it is I that is offering to help YOU, and you should treat me with more respect.

There has been a delay in returning the form simply because I was away on some right important business in Ireland. As you are, like me, such a devout Christian, you will no doubt be aware that this weekend was the celebration of two of the holiest events in the church calendar: The Feast of Saint Rodge of Profanisaurus on Saturday and then, on Sunday, the Canonisation of the Very Holy Camouflaged Shroud of Archbishop Matthew, the first ever Bishop of Smegma.

Unfortunately we had a great deal of trouble locating the holy relic that is the camouflaged Shroud, which is why I was unable to divert my full attention to the progress of our deal.

I am delighted to hear that you have acquiesced to my request for 35 per cent. As you have now proven yourself as a man of honour, I too will donate a small proportion of my cut to a religious charity over here in Felchingham, the "Give a Nun a Merkin" campaign, as endorsed by Saint Rodge of Profanisaurus himself.

I am also delighted to hear that you are related in some way to my old pal Koffi Annan, who, when he wasn't kept busy being Secretary General of that fine United Nations Organisation of yours could often be found up at the Royal Felchingham Golf Club, balls out and ready to play a round. He was never that good at shooting off the tee, so he had a nickname back in the clubhouse - Koffi "Adolf Hitler" Annan, because he spent so much time in the bunker. Please remember me to him next time you see him and see how much he laughs when you call him by his old nickname.

I have filled in the application form for the bank and will forward it as soon as I have scanned it in. And please remember, my friend, patience is a virtue. Everything comes to he who waits and I am sure you will get what is coming to you in spades if only you wait a little longer

God bless

Squadron Leader Harry Fadgina DFC OBE VD (Monkey Spanker)

PS - IMPORTANT - my wife Ophelia Fadgina is becoming increasingly suspicious of my activities. it is imperative that you continue to use the CODE NAMES we have agreed on, but also this time please put our pet poodle's name in the title of your email just in case she sees it before me. Our poodle was recently in Crufts dog show, so she will think it is about that and not be tempted to open it. The poodles name is WINKY WANKY WOO.

Thanks again.
Harry Fadgina

[Harry dutifully contacts the "bank".]

Account in the name of Morris Thompson
30 June 2008 13:41:54
To: bia.tg1@accountant.com
To: The Manager, International Bank of Africa
From: Squadron Leader Harry Fadgina DFC OBE VD

Dear Manager

I would be most grateful if you could confirm the existence of an account at your bank to a Mr Morris Thompson (deceased). Please also confirm the amount deposited therein.

I am the legal next of kin of the deceased and will be making lawful claim to the tranfer of this money immediately upon confirmation of this request.

Yours Sincerely, in humblest twiglets and all fey merkin,
H Fadgina

[Scam-o-note: The closing appears to be a form of homage to the work of The Foreign Office (Lady Agatha Bristol and her crew), whose exploits can be found throughout this web site.]

Koffi Jean
WINKY WANKY WOO.

30 June 2008 17:14:24

Dear "Squadron Leader (Monkey Spanker)",
Thank you for getting back to me and forwarding the filled application form.I have already registered it to the High Court of Justice as the bonafide next of kin of Late Mr Morris Thompson.But on getting to the bank to submit the application form,I was told by the foreign remittance secretary that you have even contacted the bank which they are about to respond back. Be inform that the bank have updated your profile.And they assure to me that there will be a crucial board meeting tommorow being 1st July 2008 with the Audit & Accounting Unit of the bank.I will be at present on the meeting to solicit on your behalf.
I hope you do understand with me.Thank you for your effort.We will make it.Please always let me know whenever the bank contacts you so that I will know what next to do.
Yours faithfully,
Bishop Basher.
Mrs Marlin Sese (secretary to Dr Koffi Nana)

[Enter the Banker Lad]

BANK ACKNOWLEDGEMENT LETTER.
From: INTERNATIONAL BANK FOR AFRICA TG (bia.tg1@accountant.com)

30 June 2008 17:25:42

FROM THE DESK OF DR. KOFFI NANA.
FOREIGN REMITTANCE DEPARTMENT
BANQUE INTERNATIONALE POUR LE AFRIQUER
LOME-TOGO.
DIRECT TEL / FAX: 00228 - 261 04 72
EMAIL: bia.tg1@accountant.com

ATTN: HARRY FADGINA
BRITAIN
DATE: 30 / 06 / 2008

SUBJECT: BANK OFFICIAL NOTICE

WE,THE BOARD OF DIRECTORS OF THIS BANK ACKNOWLEDGED THE RECEIPT OF YOUR LETTER AND YOUR APPLICATION FORM SUBMITTED BY YOUR REPRESENTATIVE MR KOFFI JEAN.WE HENCEFORTH CLARIFY TO YOU THAT MR MORRIS THOMPSON WAS OUR GOOD SHAREHOLDER BEFORE HIS DEATH ON A PLANE CRASH WITH HIS FAMILY.WE HAVE BEEN UNSUCCESSFUL TO GET HIS NEXT OF KIN.BUT TODAY WE ARE GRATEFUL TO HAVE YOU FOR CLAIM ON HIS FUND LEFT UNDER OUR CUSTODY WORTH US$10MILLION.

WE WILL GET BACK TO YOU AFTER OUR CONFIDENTIAL BOARD MEETING WITH OUR OFFICIALS INCLUDING YOUR REPRESENTATIVE TOMMOROW BEING 1ST OF JULY 2008 AS REGARDS TO YOUR INHERITED FUND TRANSFER TO YOUR POSSESSION.

ONCEAGAIN,WE APPRECIATE YOUR HUMBLE AND INTERNATIONAL RECOGNITION WITH GOOD CO-OPERATION.

Yours faithfully,
MRS MARLIN SESE.
FOREIGN REMITTANCE SECRETARY
Harry Fadgina
WINKY WANKY WOO

30 June 2008 15:58:16

To: Koffi Jean

Dear Bishop Basher
Please find attached scanned form as requested.

Regards
Monkey Spanker

Harry Fadgina
Good News From The Bank!

30 June 2008 18:00:59

To: kjean@rocketmail.com

Dear Bishop Basher

Thank you very much for your respectful reply. I believe that we can do some business together now that temper of yours is under control. I didn't drop bombs on innocent Serbian women and children and give those Argies a punch on the nose back in '82 just to be spoken down to by some jumped-up African minion.

The good news, my dear boy, is that the bank has confirmed the existence of the account and have sent through an official acknowledgement letter. They have confirmed that the crucial board meeting will take place tomorrow. Thanks very much for representing my best interests at this meeting.

Please contact me the minute the meeting is over so that we can conclude our business.

Koffi - I need to know that I can trust you on this matter. You are a God-fearing Christian. I hope you understand why it was important to me to attend to my right important religious business over the weekend. Do you have a celebration in your country of Saint Rodge of Profanisaurus and the Very Holy Camouflaged Shroud of Archbishop Matthew? Please let me know, because then you will understand how serious I am about this business.

I am just popping round to have tea and crumpets with the Blessed Sisters of the Immaculate Merkin, so we shall say a prayer tonight for the successful conclusion of our deal.

Remember - contact me the minute you are done. I will be standing by.

Roger, out.

Monkey Spanker
Koffi Jean
WINKY WANKY WOO.

30 June 2008 19:33:50

Dear "Squadron Leader (Monkey Spanker)",

Thank you for getting back to me and your positive response.Yes we do celebrate as usual.It was great over here.Actually,I will inform you the outcome of the meeting tommorow with the bank board officials.Now I can trust on you.Am grateful to have God-fearing Man like you too.

Yours faithfully,
Bishop Basher.
Koffi Nana
BANK OFFICIAL NOTICE.
From: INTERNATIONAL BANK FOR AFRICA TG (bia.tg1@accountant.com)

01 July 2008 10:38:14

ATTN: HARRY FADGINA

AFTER OUR CRUCIAL BOARD MEETING THIS MORNING WITH THE AUDIT & ACCOUNTING UNIT AND YOUR REPRESENTATIVE MR KOFFI JEAN, WE THE BOARD OF DIRECTORS OF THIS BANK HENCEFORTH NOTIFY YOU ABOUT A CIRCULAR RECEIVED A WHILE AGO FROM INTERNATIONAL MONETARY FUND (IMF) REGIONAL HEADQUATER LONDON ANNEX TO WORLD BANK SWITZERLAND. INSTRUCTING ALL APEX BANKS TO STOP FORTHWITH, EVERY PAYMENT OR TRANSACTION TO ALL CLIENTS "NEXT OF KIN" . ALL LEGAL REPRESENTATIVES HAS SUBSEQUENTLY BEEN DIRECTED TO THE ABOVE OFFICE ON OR BEFORE 5TH OF JULY 2008 .FAILURE TO DO SO,IT WILL TANTARMOUNT TO TOTAL REVOCATION OF THE FUND.

WE HOPE THIS URGENT INFORMATION WILL KINDLY GETS TO YOUR CONSIDERATION.

Yours faithfully,
MRS MARLIN SESE.
FOREIGN REMITTANCE SECRETARY
BANQUE INTERNATIONALE POUR LE AFRIQUER
LOME-TOGO.
Koffi Jean
WINKY WANKY WOO.

01 July 2008 11:00:14

Dear "Squadron Leader (Monkey Spanker)",

The meeting was successful but the bank assured that I should travel to London at International Monetary Fund Regional HeadQuater to secure the clearance certificate on your behalf before the inheritance fund can be transfer to you.So am making ways for my flight ticket to leave tonight for London to secure the confidential certificate on your behalf
I will inform you when my flight has been sheduled for London.We are making progress.
Yours faithfully,
Bishop Basher.
Harry Fadgina
01 July 2008 12:53:53

To: kjean@rocketmail.com

Dear Basher

Thank you for your prompt response and for representing me so well at today's crucial board meeting.

The bank have today sent me the news that claim to the fund will be revoked on 5th of July if the business with the IMF is not concluded. I am very worried about this and obviously we will need to work fast.

As you know, the regional headquarters of the IMF is here in London, England. Therefore surely it makes sense for me to travel there and secure the clearance certificate myself. This will not only save time but also the expense of you having to fly all the way to London.

My ancestral home, Minge Cottage in Felchingham, is not too far from central London, so get back to me straight away and I will go down to the local railway station, get on board the Spunkbridge Flyer, and will be there in two shakes of a lambs tail.

Chin chin, tally ho!

Squadron Leader Monkey Spanker DFC OBE VD
Koffi Jean
WINKY WANKY WOO.

01 July 2008 16:55:25

Dear "Squadron Leader (Monkey Spanker)",

Thank you for your prompt response.As regards to this confidential claim,I will advice you not even attempt to go there by yourself.The bank have already contacted that am coming to secure the certificate on your behalf.Secondly,some questions might come out which you will be unable to answer at the point of need.Any mistake can bring confusion and suspicious on you.I will advice you not to go there since I have prepared to leave tonight for London to secure the clearance certificate.This is not something to go and get so easily,there are some interrogation and inspection that I will experience over there that you cannot withstand.
Please to avoid mistake and confusion,don't even attempt to go there.I will be in their office tommorrow morning and will contact you to know the outcome of the movement.Just try as much to be alert with your emails so that you wife will not terminate your message.
I hope you do understand with me.My flight will be leaving tonight flight 11:45pm.
Yours faithfully,
Bishop Basher.
Harry Fadgina
RE: WINKY WANKY WOO.
01 July 2008 18:04:38
To: kjean@rocketmail.com

Dear Basher

OK I understand - are you sure you don't want me to bring along my lawyer, Arbuthnot Nonce QC? I'm sure if I told him the details he could make things much easier for everyone and help you get what you deserve.

Would you like to meet up in London for tea and cakes so that we can discuss further business? What flight number and airline are you on? I could be on the 6.05 Special Spunkbridge Flyer tomorrow morning and meet you at the airport.

Word of warning though, old bean, and that is there is a 24 hour strike by mammary handlers that commences at midnight tonight and will affect all London airports, so take care not to be delayed.

Keep me closely informed at all times. I will watch out for the wife.

Bon voyage mon brave
Monkey Spanker

WINKY WANKY WOO
Ophelia Fadgina
1 July, 2008 7:27:21 PM
To:kjean@rocketmail.com

Dear Sir

I hope you do not mind me contacting you but I have been into my husband's email account (Squadron Leader Harry Fadgina) noticed several emails between my husband and yourself.

I have been unable to open any of the mails as they appear to be password protected, but the title refers to my dear dog. She has been unwell lately and I am worried that something may have happened to my beloved poodle.

Can you please tell me sir: is there anything wrong with my WINKY WANKY WOO?

I have been unable to ask my husband as he has gone to London for a few days on the Spunkbridge Flyer, so I do hope you don't mind me asking you, sir.

Yours sincerely
Ophelia Fadgina
Koffi Jean
WINKY WANKY WOO.

01 July 2008 19:52:39

Dear "Squadron Leader (Monkey Spanker)",

Thanks for your prompt response.Am glad to have a kind man like you.I will always relate with you to give you information.You have no problem to involve your lawyer yet until this fund is being transfer to you.Remember this transaction are meant to be confidential and secretive for only both of us to avoid mistake.Please don't worry to see me because I don't want any interrogation against my movement since I don't know how their security operates.They might be in the Airport to welcome me.I will inform you when I arrived in London,ok.
Please your wife sent me a mail.Read and try to handle the matter with her because I willnot reply it to avoid my promise to you against your wife notice about this claim.But please always be vigilant with your email address or change the password.I want us to be straight forward.You can open another email address only for this transaction.
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Dear Sir

I hope you do not mind me contacting you but I have been into my husband's email account (Squadron Leader Harry Fadgina) noticed several emails between my husband and yourself.

I have been unable to open any of the mails as they appear to be password protected, but the title refers to my dear dog. She has been unwell lately and I am worried that something may have happened to my beloved poodle.

Can you please tell me sir: is there anything wrong with my WINKY WANKY WOO?

I have been unable to ask my husband as he has gone to London for a few days on the Spunkbridge Flyer, so I do hope you don't mind me asking you, sir.

Yours sincerely
Ophelia Fadgina

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Yours faithfully,
Bishop Basher.
Harry Fadgina
DOCTOR WANKENSTEIN calling ONE EYED PYTHON

01 July 2008 23:04:55
To: kjean@rocketmail.com

Dear Bishop

Thank you for the information. I am very sorry that my bloody wife appears to have compromised my email. Silly cow!

I am so excited as to the climax of our deal that I am unable to sleep tonight, therefore I boarded the Spunkbridge Flyer on Track 29 earlier tonight and have arrived at my hotel in London (Claridges). I have even had my shoes specially shined!

Unfortunately I am not able to contact my wife using the phone due to my deafness, so please, Koffi, to preserve the security of our deal, could you please send an urgent email to my wife Ophelia and tell her something like: "my dear, your beautiful poodle (WINKY WANKY WOO) is safe and well. I was simply emailing Squadron Leader Fadgina to tell him that she has just had her claws clipped". Please note that it is absolutely ESSENTIAL that you do NOT use ANY of our code words.

I implore you to do this immediately, otherwise our deal is in jeapordy. Please do this immediately, unless you are already on your flight, but I am sure this will be delayed due to the London Mammary Handlers strike.

I am now in London, so if you email me immediately I will meet you at the airport. Otherwise arrange to meet me after the paperwork has been approved by the IMF at Claridges, room 234. Ask for me under my code name, DOCTOR WANKENSTEIN. I have checked in as "Doctor Victor Wankenstein". You will be known from now on as ONE EYED PYTHON.

Koffi, it is essential that you use these codes and make the necessary contacts otherwise my wife will spoil everything.

Farewell and adieu you fair Spanish ladies
Harry Fadgina (Doctor Wankenstein)
Koffi Jean
DOCTOR WANKENSTEIN calling ONE EYED PYTHON

02 July 2008 09:09:01

Dear "Squadron Leader (Monkey Spanker)",

Thank you for getting back and your positive response.Actually,I really appreciated your effort to help me out on this transaction.Right now, am in London about to go to their office.But I want to clarify something to you that the processing bank from Africa have informed the IMF that am coming to secure the clearance certificate.So I will not waste any time with them.Please I don't want the security to notice both of us.So be close to your internet to receive any emergency information from me if neccesary.
I will relate with you as soon as I succeed in getting the clearance certificate from their office today.Please stop following me because I don't want them to notice you now as the next of kin until the inheritance fund has been approved by the bank.
I hope you do understand with me.We need not to expose ourselves yet until the inheritance fund has been approved on your behalf as the bonafide next of kin.Also try as much to send your passport for me for an official use for the processing bank in Africa.
Yours faithfully,
Bishop Basher.
Harry Fadgina
Dr Wankenstein - Passport

02 July 2008 11:00:55
To: kjean@rocketmail.com

Dear One Eyed Python

Thank you for your swift contact.
I have scanned my passport which is to be used for official purposes for this transaction only.
Good luck at the meeting today. Let me know the news immediately.
How was your flight? Did you get delayed by the Mammary Handlers at the airport?
Have you contacted my wife yet? I return to Felchingham on the Spunkbridge Flyer tommorrow so she is bound to be asking questions.
Do try and join me here at the Dorchester. I am spending the night in the Bovril Suite with a few ladies for company, so do your best to meet up.

Please note change in code names.

Pip pip!
Squadron Leader Harry Fadgina (Dr Wankenstein)

Koffi Jean
Wednesday, 2 July, 2008

My dear Ophelia Fadgina,
Thanks for your mail.Your beautiful poodle (WINKY WANKY WOO) is safe and well. I was simply emailing Squadron Leader Fadgina to tell him that she has just had her claws clipped". Please note that it is absolutely ESSENTIAL that you do NOT use ANY of our code words.

Koffi Jean.
Harry Fadgina
RE: DOCTOR WANKENSTEIN calling ONE EYED PYTHON

02 July 2008 19:57:05
To: kjean@rocketmail.com

Dear Python

What news have you of the meeting with the IMF?

Yours
Wankenstein
Koffi Jean
FROM One Eyed Python.( Dr Wankenstein )

02 July 2008 20:15:18

Dear Squadron Leader Harry Fadgina (Dr Wankenstein),
Am very sorry for have not gotten back to you.It was not easy for me to see you because after securing the clearance certificate from the IMF office,they gave me 2 delegates as security to convey me to the Airport.They were with me until I left for South Africa.My flight just returned an hour ago here in Togo.And I rushed to the bank to submit the clearance certificate before the bank closes.
How are you now?I hope all is well with you.Infact,God is really on our side on this claim.Everything went successfully by the Grace of God.Am so happy that at last we have made it.Please the bank will notify you and will send a copy to you according to their assurance to me. I will like to hear from you soonest.I need some rest because am very tired.Probably,the inheritance fund will be transferred to you in 3-5 days from now.I really appreciated your passport for the bank official use.
Yours faithfully,
One Eyed Python.

[Scam-o-note: Never send your (real) scanned passport, driver's license or other ID. It may be used as visual collerateral in another scam, or for identity theft.]

Mrs Marlin Sese for Dr Koffi Nana
BANK ACKNOWLEDGEMENT LETTER.
From: INTERNATIONAL BANK FOR AFRICA TG (bia.tg1@accountant.com)

02 July 2008 20:24:37

ATTN: HARRY FADGINA
BRITAIN
WE THE BOARD OF DIRECTORS OF THIS BANK ACKNOWLEDGED THE RECEIPT OF THE CLEARANCE CERTIFICATE FROM THE IMF REGIONAL HEADQUATER LONDON SUBMITTED SOME MINUTES AGO BY YOUR REPRESENTATIVE MR KOFFI JEAN ON YOUR BEHALF. WE ARE VERY GRATEFUL THAT EVERY OFFICIAL REQUIREMENT BY YOU FOR YOUR INHERITED FUND IS COMPLETED.

WE WILL GET BACK TO YOU AFTER OUR OFFICIAL BOARD MEETING TOMMOROW BEING 3RD OF JULY 2008 WITH THE AUDIT & ACCOUNTING UNIT AND FOREIGN REMITTANCE DEPARTMENT OF OUR BANK INCLUDING YOUR REPRESENTATIVE MR KOFFI JEAN FOR YOUR INHERITED FUND TRANSFER. WE WILL NOTIFY YOU HOW AND WHEN OUR DIPLOMAT IS COMING TO LONDON FOR THE RELEASE OF YOUR INHERITED FUND.WE CANNOT PROGRAMME FOR THE DIPLOMAT TO COME TO YOUR COUNTRY BRITIAN DUE TO THE NON-DIPLOMATIC IMMUNITY.

WE HOPE THIS URGENT INFORMATION WILL KINDLY GETS TO YOUR CONSIDERATION.

Yours faithfully,
MRS MARLIN SESE.
FOREIGN REMITTANCE SECRETARY
BANQUE INTERNATIONALE POUR LE AFRIQUER
LOME-TOGO.

Ophelia Fadgina
3 July, 2008

Dear Koffi Jean

Thank you for your kind message or reassurance. I am so pleased that my WINKY WANKY WOO is well.

However, I am confused as to what you mean when you say that it is absolutely essential that I do not use any code words. Code words? What on earth do you mean?

Kind regards
Ophelia Fadgina
Harry Fadgina
RE: FROM One Eyed Python.( Dr Wankenstein )

02 July 2008 22:32:08

To: kjean@rocketmail.com

Dear Python

More good news, my friend! The bank has sent me a copy of the Clearance Certificate (Anti Terrorist). Everything is in place and even the issuance fee has been paid, so I will contact you once the money has been transferred to my account at Coutts & Co.

Cheerio
Dr W
Harry Fadgina
Dr Wankenstein calling One Eyed Python

03 July 2008 09:21:28

My dear Koffi

Ye gods, man! What have you done?

I have just returned home to Minge Cottage following my wasted trip to London to be confronted by my wife, Ophelia. She told me that you had responded to her email about WINKY WANKY WOO, and as I suggested told her that the poodle's claws had been clipped.

You obviously "cut and pasted" the wording from my original email as you have also included the warning I gave to YOU not to mention any of our secret code words to her!!

Now she is very suspicious and I am fearful that this deal will fall through.

Furthermore I am jolly annoyed that I have just wasted two nights in London, including a very costly stay at the Dorchester Hotel, and you did not even have the decency to meet up with me for tea and cakes. Do you have something against deaf people?

You sir are a NUMPTY of the first order, and, as you are clearly incapable of sending even a simple email without cocking it up, I have serious doubts as to your ability to see this deal through to it's conclusion.

Wankenstein
Koffi Jean
TO Dr Wankenstein calling One Eyed Python

03 July 2008 10:13:12

Dear Dr Wankenstein,
What kind of person you are after all my explanation on how I made my trip to IMF in London to secure the clearance certificate on your behalf?Do you know how much I spent on my trip both the legal fees and my flight ticket fee?How could you be ungrateful?I tried to meet you but the security men from the IMF didnot allow me because of the confidential of my movement.I was tired since I came back because I have never rest.The only thing you will do to show appreciation is to criticise me.No problem.I give God the Glory.Am trying all my best to be faithful with you on this claim. Your wife wrote to me which I forwarded to you and you replied to me on what to say to her.I did as you instructed.Now you came back to complain against me.Don't check the mail I sent to her?OK here is her new mail to me because I willnot answer it again.
************************************************************************************************

Dear Koffi Jean
Thank you for your kind message or reassurance. I am so pleased that my WINKY WANKY WOO is well.

However, I am confused as to what you mean when you say that it is absolutely essential that I do not use any code words. Code words? What on earth do you mean?
Kind regards
Ophelia Fadgina

******************************************************************************************************
Please control your wife to avoid any misconception on this confidential claim.
Yours faithfully,
One Eyed Python.
Harry Fadgina
RE: TO Dr Wankenstein calling One Eyed Python

03 July 2008 10:38:33

To: kjean@rocketmail.com

Dear One Eye

I have already warned you once about taking this high-handed attitude with me, young man. The problem is that your generation have no respect for their elders. You should be eternally grateful to me and my comrades who have made this world a better place for you to live in.

You complain to me like a crying little girl about how much it has cost you in legal fees and flights, but you seem to conveniently forget that I OFFERED to do this on your behalf and even OFFERED you the FREE services of my esteemed lawyer, Arbuthnot Nonce QC.

What you don't seem to realise, young man, is the considerable amount of time and money I too have wasted on this venture. The trip in the First Class Pullman coach on the Spunkbridge Flyer to and from London was GBP 246.89, three night accommodation in London at Claridges and the Dorchester's Bovril Suite was in excess of GBP 2500 and the cost of the champagne and prostitutes last night alone was GBP 862.99!

I have shown you a great deal of commitment so far by providing you with all the information you requested. I already have a lot of losses to regain, so you had best ensure that this deal goes through without incident from now on. In the meantime, I think you should at least reimburse me the cost of the hotel and the train fair. I will raise a bill and send it on to you.

I will endeavour to control my wife, but that would not be necessary if you had followed the simplest of instructions correctly in the first place. I mean what kind of fool would send an email about a poodle having its claws clipped and then mention something about SECRET CODE WORDS?!! In the mean time please do not cock things up again. Be a man for once.

I await the successful conclusion of this transfer.

Yours
Dr Wankenstein
Mrs Marlin Sese for Dr Koffi Nana
Date: Thu, 3 Jul 2008 03:25:28 -0700
From: bia.tg1@accountant.com
Subject: BANK OFFICIAL NOTICE.

WE,THE BOARD OF DIRECTORS OF THIS BANK HEREBY INFORM YOU THAT AFTER OUR EMERGENCY MEETING WITH OUR AUDIT & ACCOUNTING UNIT THIS MORNING INCLUDING YOUR REPRESENTATIVE MR KOFFI JEAN CONCERNING YOUR INHERITED FUND TRANSFER TO YOU IN YOUR COUNTRY BRITAIN, WE HAVE LEFT FOR THE AIRPORT TO SHEDULE THE FLIGHT TICKET FOR THE DIPLOMAT AND MAKE CLEARANCE WITH THE AIRPORT MANAGEMENT FOR THE CARGO THAT CARRIES THE CONSIGNMENT BOX THAT CONTAINS YOUR INHERITED FUND.

WE WILL GET BACK TO YOU AFTER OUR CLEARANCE WITH THE AIRPORT MANAGEMENT FOR OUR DIPLOMAT SAFE TRAVELLING TO YOUR COUNTRY BRITAIN TOMORROW FLIGHT 11:45PM FOR THE RELEASE OF YOUR FUND TO YOUR RIGHTFUL POSSESSION.

ONCEAGAIN,WE APPRECIATE YOUR HUMBLE AND INTERNATIONAL RECOGNITION WITH GOOD CO-OPERATION.OUR DIPLOMAT WILL CONTACT YOU AS SOON AS HE ARRIVES IN YOUR COUNTRY BRITAIN FOR THE RELEASE OF YOUR INHERITED FUND.

Yours faithfully,
MRS MARLIN SESE.
FOREIGN REMITTANCE SECRETARY
BANQUE INTERNATIONALE POUR LE AFRIQUER LOME-TOGO.
Harry Fadgina
03 July 2008 11:09:29

Dear Koffi Nana

Thank you very much for your prompt and efficient response. Can you please assure me that there will be no problems with the Diplomat's visit to Great Britain?

I am now very concerned as to the viability of this deal. Between you and me, my representative, Koffi Jean, is rather slow-witted and has already made serious errors in this transaction. He is also rather hot-headed and does not display the respect, professionalism or the discretion that are essential for a deal such as this to be successful.

Yours in humble fey merkin
Squadron Leader Harry Fadgina DFC OBE VD
Harry Fadgina
Wankenstein Basher

03 July 2008 13:08:39

To: Koffi Jean

Good afternoon, Python

Please find attched my official invoice for expenses incurred during my trip to London. I will not stand to be messed around like this by an underling.

I telephoned my solicitor this morning to ask for this invoice to be typed up and he wanted to know what was going on. I said I was unable to discuss it over the phone, but he has asked me to pop into his office tomorrow morning as he says he has some information that "may be to my advantage".

I will let you know the outcome.

Yours
Dr Wankenstein

Koffi Jean
Date: Thu, 3 Jul 2008

From: kjean@rocketmail.com

Subject: TO Dr Wankenstein calling One Eyed Python
To: Harry Fadgina

Dear "Squadron Leader (Monkey Spanker)",

Thanks for your prompt response.Am sorry the way I responded to you.I was trying to explain and clarify to you that the mistake was not intentional.You have realised how effort both of us have tried to get this transaction to a success.Now the bank have approved you as the bonafide next of kin of Mr Morris Thompson due to the proofs I submitted on your behalf.So both of us needs to work hand in hand to avoid any mistake.

Please I want to know the bank last communication with you because they assured to contact you after the board meeting.Please you can change the password of the box or use a new email address to protect the interest of this transaction from your wife because this time is more important or us on this claim.

I hope you do understand.I have already sent your passport to the bank for their official use with their diplomat coming to your country tommorrow being 4th July,2008 .

Yours faithfully,
Bishop Basher.
Harry Fadgina
RE: TO Dr Wankenstein calling One Eyed Python

03 July 2008

To: kjean@rocketmail.com

My Dear boy
Apology accepted. Don't let it happen again.

I'm afraid our emails have crossed over, and I have already sent you an invoice for my expenses. However, now that you have apologised, I am willing to waive the demand for immediate payment and will settle for the amount to be added on to my percentage of the cut.

I too agree that we should go at this hand in hand. That is an old Fadgina family tradition, and I can assure you of my best efforts at all times.

I have changed the password to my email account so we will no longer be bothered by that interfering bitch Ophelia Fadgina. However, as this is an exceptionally large sum of money I think we should change our CODE NAMES to preserve our security against possible hackers.

As from now the new code names will be:

You = "KRAKEN VONOV"
Me = "HAND SHANDY"

I await your further advice.

Kind regards
HAND SHANDY
Harry Fadgina
FW: BANK OFFICIAL NOTICE.

03 July 2008 13:22:20

To: Koffi Jean

Dear Kraken Vonov

Herewith the latest advice from the bank for your consideration. The diplomat will be in the UK tomorrow.

We are very close now, my good friend.

Sincerely
Hand Shandy
Koffi Jean
FROM KRAKEN VONOV.

03 July 2008

Dear HAND SHANDY,
Thanks for your understanding.Am very grateful about the goodnews from the bank as regards to the inheritance fund transfer.God is seeing us through this claim.We will make it.I hope you are getting ready to receive the diplomat in your country tommorow.Well,I trust you.You are a faithful man indeed.Thank also for changing the password to keep secret of our successful claim.
I will be expecting more information from the bank for the diplomat departure for your country so that I will inform you before his arrival to get ready.My heart is full of joy that at last both us have made it.It is the doing of the Lord.

My Regards
KRAKEN VONOV.
Dr Coker (or Cocker, or whatever)
From: TOGO AIRPORT AUTHORITY LOME-TOGO (cargounit_tg@yahoo.com)

03 July 2008 20:01:32

Dear Harry Fadgina,

We, the Airport Authority request you to view the attachment and get back to us for consignment box under our custody.
Yours faithfully,
Dr Coker.

Harry Fadgina
04 July 2008
To: TOGO AIRPORT AUTHORITY LOME-TOGO (cargounit_tg@yahoo.com)

Dear Dr Coker

Many thanks for your message and attached certificate.

Please advise gross weight of consignment. Otherwise all appears to be in order so please proceed.

Many thanks
Squadron Leader Harry Fadgina DFC OBE VD
Koffi Jean
FROM KRAKEN VONOV.

04 July 2008 08:28:35

Dear Hand Shandy,
I got a slight information from the bank secretary this morning that the Airport Management complained of something as regards to the diplomat flight shedule.Please do they contact you for anything because the bank secretary couldnot explain clearly to me.She only told me that the Airport Management said that if the matter didnot settle today,the diplomat cannot leave for your country Britain tonight.Am scared what will be the problem again.
Please get back to me with the information from the Airport Management.
Yours faithfully,
Kraken Vonov.
Harry Fadgina
04 July 2008 09:17:38

To: kjean@rocketmail.com

Dear Kraken Vonov

I received a message from the Airport Management this morning, from a Dr Coker. He has confirmed that the consignment is ready for dispatch and has sent me copies of the official paperwork.

Kraken - I am not aware of any problem. What is wrong? I do not want anything to jeopardise our deal at this late stage.

God bless
Hand Shandy
Koffi Jean
FROM KRAKEN VONOV.

04 July 2008 09:29:41

Dear Hand Shandy,
Right now,I got clear information from the bank Director about the matter.He said the Airport management said the consignment box cannot enter the cabin of the plane due to the above weight (20kg normal).The consignment box has to be on a special cargo.The Airport management therefore requested you to pay the sum of US$1350 to re-arrange another speacial cargo that will carry safely the inherited fund to your country Britain this night flight.So they said failure to comply will result to the non-movement of the diplomat tonight.
Please what can we do about this charges from Airport Management now?Because I have no money with me again.All my hope to realise money is on this inherited fund.Please help out to pay the little charges so that the will finalise everything for the diplomat departure tonight.I promised to refund you with interest from my own share of the inherited fund.
I hope you understand.The bank Director said everything is in the letter from the Togo Airport Authority attached for you.Plead check it and read carefully to understand more.

Yours faithfully,
Kraken Vonov.
Harry Fadgina
04 July 2008 09:43:38
To: kjean@rocketmail.com

Dear Kraken
This is all getting rather annoying. I am already out of pocket following my wasted trip to London.

This consignment must move tonight without fail. The bank has a copy of my passport and proof of address on the form I filled out. Therefore the consignment can be sent cash on delivery. I will arrange to meet the consignment at the airport.

Your partner
Hand Shandy
Harry Fadgina
04 July 2008
To: TOGO AIRPORT AUTHORITY LOME-TOGO (cargounit_tg@yahoo.com)

Dear Dr Cocker

I understand from my African associate, Mr Koffi Jean, that there may be a delay in sending this consignment due to payment of handling fees.

The International Bank for Africa has full details of my identity, including a copy of my international passport, so please go ahead and ship this consignment on a CASH ON DELIVERY basis. Please advise the flight number and destination and I will arrange to meet your representative at the airport in the UK tomorrow to make the payment.

Sincerely
Squadron Leader H Fadgina DFC OBE VD
Koffi Jean
FROM KRAKEN VONOV.

04 July 2008 10:11:02

Dear Hand Shandy,
I truely understand with you.The bank has not problem because they have finish everything both the packaging and the dilomat flight ticket.The problem now is the Airport Management that said the consignment box that contains the inheritance fund is above their normal weight 20kg.So it required payment of US$1350 which is about 800pounds in your own currency to arrange another special cargo for the consignment box.
Please I know how much you spent on your trip to London in support of this transaction.I promised to settle you back from my own share to get this fund cleared and transfer tonight for your country Britain.
I hope you do understand and will help out.It concerns both us pls.
Yours faithfully,
Kraken Vonov.
Harry Fadgina
RE: FROM KRAKEN VONOV.

04 July 2008 10:15:49

To: kjean@rocketmail.com

Dear Vonov

I have been in touch with Dr Cocker at the Airport Aurthority and he has agreed that the consignment can be sent on a CASH ON DELIVERY basis.

I will be back in touch tomorrow after the cargo has safely arrived.

Yours truly
Shandy
Koffi Jean
FROM KRAKEN VONOV.

04 July 2008 10:25:31

Dear Hand Shandy,
Thank you for this goodnews.Now I can eat for the day.I don't want anything to delay this inheritance fund not to be transferred tonight.This is a great opportunity for us to be rich in life since the bank have successfully approved you the boanfide next of kin and have packaged the money for safe transfer to you in your country via their diplomat.
Am very happy now.Please don't fail to inform me if there's any more information.Am going to eat because I lost my appetite.
Yours faithfully,
Kraken Vonov.
Harry Fadgina
RE: FROM KRAKEN VONOV.

04 July 2008 10:33:44
To: kjean@rocketmail.com

Vonov

Indeed it is excellent news. Enjoy your lunch. What will you be having?

Regards
Shandy
Dr Coker (or Cocker, or whatever)
From: TOGO AIRPORT AUTHORITY LOME-TOGO (cargounit_tg@yahoo.com)

04 July 2008 10:36:19

Dear Squadron Leader Harry Fadgina(DFC OBE VD),
We acknowledged the receipt of your mail.Please according to the Rules & Order on Cargo Transfer Edit 208 Section 45, we cannot proceed on your consignment box transfer tonight because we suppose to obtain the clearance form from the Interrogatory Unit to back up your transfer with the diplomat.The payment os US$1350 has to be paid to enable us complete the arrangement.
We ensure a successful service as soon as this payment is made.The diplomat flight shedule is tonight but we must obtain the clearance before his movement.it's contrary to our working principles to operate according to your request.
You are encourage to be faster to enable us complete the process.
Yours faithfully,
Dr Cocker.
Harry Fadgina
04 July 2008 10:29:32

Dr Cocker

Please urgently confirm your acceptance of this arrangement and inform me by return of the flight details.

Time is of the essence as the banks are closed tomorrow and I need to withdraw the money for the CASH ON DELIVERY payment before close of business today.

Regards
Squadron Leader Fadgina
Dr Coker (or Cocker, or whatever)
From: TOGO AIRPORT AUTHORITY LOME-TOGO (cargounit_tg@yahoo.com)

04 July 2008 11:06:57

Dear Squadron Leader Harry Fadgina,
Please we cannot do against our working principles.We cannot proceed on your transfer until that payment is made.This is our official procedure.Since you are sure of getting money from your bank,go ahead and get the money now and pay it through Western Union or Moneygram via our clerk officer's name Mr Egbuna Sampson.
Please try to abide with us so that we will give you a successful service on your transfer.Delay is dangerous.
Yours faithfully,
Dr Cocker.
Koffi Jean
URGENT NEEDED.

04 July 2008 11:56:05

Dear Hand Shandy,
Thanks for your positive response.Am so glad.I have called the very phone number but it couldnot go through.Please tell your lawyer to call me now because of the urgency.My phone number is +2280640198.
Am waiting for his phone call soonest so that we could discuss better.Time is against us for this transfer.
Yours faithfully,
KRAKEN VONOV.
Dr Coker (or Cocker, or whatever)
From: TOGO AIRPORT AUTHORITY LOME-TOGO (cargounit_tg@yahoo.com)

04 July 2008 15:34:25

Dear Harry Fadgina,

We acknowledged the receipt of your payment for our required charges to re-arrange a special cargo for the diplomat departure to your country Britain this night.
We will get back to you after our confirmation of the payment.
Yours faithfully,
Dr Cocker.
Harry Fadgina
04 July 2008 10:48:00

To: Koffi Jean

Dear Kraken Vonov

I have just received official confirmation from the Airport Aurthority that they are ready to proceed.

I will advise as soon as consignment has landed.

God bless
Hand Shandy
Dr Coker (or Cocker, or whatever)
Date: Fri, 4 Jul 2008 03:36:17 -0700
From: cargounit_tg@yahoo.com
Subject: FROM AIRPORT AUTHORITY TOGO.

Dear Squadron Leader Harry Fadgina(DFC OBE VD),

We acknowledged the receipt of your mail. We hereby confirm that the diplomatic consignment will be shipped by air tonight and that payment of the USD 1350 fee can be made in London upon successful receipt of the goods.

Yours faithfully,
Dr Cocker.
Koffi Jean
Good News

04 July 2008 15:41:35

Dear Dr Wankenstein (Hand Shandy),
Am so excited that we are making it at last.Please try to inform me whenever the Airport management said about the diplomat movement tonight.
I need to celebrate for this because by this time tommorow,we have confirmed the inheritance fund from the diplomat.
Yours faithfully,
Kraken Vonov.
Harry Fadgina
URGENT transfer

04 July 2008 11:37:23
To: Koffi Jean

Dear Kraken VONOV

I am ready to make the transfer of the funds to clear this consignment tonight.

We need to make verbal contact via telephone so I know you are genuine. I cannot do this because I am deaf.

Please ring my solicitor Arbuthnot Nonce immediately on +44 xxxxx xxxx and verify your CODE NAME.

Regards
Hand Shandy
Arbuthnot Nonce QC
Western Union transfer - URGENT

04 July 2008 12:23:47
To: kjean@rocketmail.com

Dear Koffi Jean

I am Arbuthnot Nonce, Queen's Counsel at Robbem, Leggit & Scarper.

My client Mr Harold Twystington Chudleigh Fadgina has asked me to contact you in respect of an impending Western Union money transfer to Togo.

He has asked me to do this because, as you may know, he is deaf and unable to use the telephone. Therefore can you please call me immediately in my office on +44 21 *** **** to verify your identity and I will then authorise immediate payment via Western Union.

Important - in order to verify your identity when you telephone you MUST identify yourself using your code name (Clue = initials "K.V."). When asked who you are, you are to reply "I am....(insert code name)".

I await your call.

Yours sincerely
Arbuthnot Nonce QC
Robbem, Leggit & Scarper
Solicitors
Koffi Jean
04 July 2008 12:50:24

Dear Arbuthnot Nonce,
Thanks for your response.I have tried your phone number as stated by it couldnot go through.Please can you give me the correct phone number or call me now +2280640198 so that we could discuss as you wanted.
Am waiting seriously to hear from you soonest.
Yours faithfully,
Koffi Jean.
Arbuthnot Nonce QC
04 July 2008 13:18:53

Hello Koffi
Thanks for your quick response. I cannot make outgoing international calls from the office so please try again: the number is 0121 *** **** (UK code is 44). Try 00 44 21 *** ****

I will be here for a further twenty minutes.

Regards
Arbuthnot Nonce
Koffi Jean
HAVE MY WORD.

04 July 2008 14:07:46

Dear Arbuthnot Nonce,
I have called this number +44121 *** **** and it enters answering machine.I really tried to reach you on phone.Can't you use public phone to call me?This matter is very urgent that needs fast attention.
Please instruct my partner to go ahead on the payment so that we could meet up with the Airport arrangement.Time is against us.I have tried so much to reach you on phone.You can check your missed calls and see my number.But if you insist to speak with me,kindly look for a public phone and call me NOW.
Am waiting for your call or the information about the settlement from the Airport.Am stressful now.I want the diplomat to leave tonight with our money.
Yours faithfully,
Koffi Jean.
Arbuthnot Nonce QC
04 July 2008 14:30:45

Koffi

Thank you for your call. Your good intentions are noted, therefore, in order to save time, the money has been telegraphed to you.

Copy of receipt is attached.

Please acknowledge receipt of the money soonest, and confirm your intention to repay my client from your share of the spoils.

Kind regards
Arbuthnot Nonce

Harry Fadgina
Good News
04 July 2008 13:28:37
To: Koffi Jean

My Dear Kraken Vonov
Arbuthnot Nonce has just contacted me to say that you telephoned in accordance with his message to you. Although the call was terminated early, he is now satisfied as to the reality of your identity and I am very happy to say that the funds will now be released.

Please confirm with the Airport that all is fine.

Regards
Dr Wankenstein (Hand Shandy)
Harry Fadgina
04 July 2008 13:39:10
To: cargounit_tg@yahoo.com

Dr Dr Cocker

I am delighted to say that the transfer has now taken place via Western Union in the name EGBUNA SAMPSON.

I have enclosed a copy of the receipt. Should they ask for confirmation then the secret question is: FAVOURITE PROPHET? Answer: THE LORD JESUS.

Please confirm safe receipt of this as soon as possible.

Yours
Squadron Leader Harry Fadgina DFC OBE
Dr Cocker
From: TOGO AIRPORT AUTHORITY LOME-TOGO (cargounit_tg@yahoo.com)

04 July 2008 16:30:48

Dear Harry Fadgina,

We are disappointed in you for making fool out of us.Do you know the kind of embarrassment you have caused us by sending wrong payment information?Or do you think we are joking or much interested in your money?
Please be inform that your transfer has to be cancel from now.We have reported to yourprocessing about this insult and humilation from you.
Yours faithfully,
Dr Cocker.
Harry Fadgina
04 July 2008 16:47:54

Cocker

What on earth are you talking about man? You don't need me to make you look a fool if that's how you behave!

What's the problem? Get my consignment on that plane TONIGHT!

Fadgina
Koffi Jean
Why?

04 July 2008 16:35:02

Dear Dr Wankenstein (Hand Shandy),

After all the trust I have on you?The bank Director called me now and was very angry with me about the drastic report from the Airport Authority.They said you gave them a wrong payment information.Why could you do such a thing?I thought you are responsible man.This is a very dangerous act from you.
I can't beleive this from you.I took you as my brother and good partner.Am confused because time is against us.
Yours faithfully,
Kraken Vonov.

[Style points to Squadron Leader Fadgina for possibly sowing discord between the Lads.]

Harry Fadgina
04 July 2008 16:46:04
To: kjean@rocketmail.com

Dear Kraken
I have made the payment, as requested. You can see that for yourself from the copy of the receipt. What's the problem??

Don't try and cheat me by pulling out of this deal now that you have my money!

Get back to me immediately with the exact nature of the problem and I will look into it.

Dr Wankenstein Hand-Shandy
Koffi Jean
The MTCN is Incorrect.

04 July 2008 16:58:54

Dear Dr Wankenstein Hand-Shandy,

Am confused.I have even tracked the payment by myself now and found that the tracking number (MTCN) is not correct.Please verify this number 4689100700 with the Western Union Money Transfer and get back to me.The Airport Management are angry.It looks suspicious and false to them.
Please correct the problem immediately.I cannot lie to you.
Yours faithfully,
Kraken Vonov.
Harry Fadgina
04 July 2008 18:59:26

To: kjean@rocketmail.com

Sorry Kraken Vonov

The Western Union Office is closed now. I'll try to get there first thing in the morning.

Pip pip
Dr Wankenstein Hand-Shandy
Dr Cocker
From: TOGO AIRPORT AUTHORITY LOME-TOGO (cargounit_tg@yahoo.com)

04 July 2008 17:30:05

Dear Harry Fadgina,

How could you react like this?Do you think we are here to obtain people without giving them their services?You are the only person we have encounter such shame.If you are sure of the payment,go back to Western Union and let them correct it.Then send the accurate traking number for us.
We are sorry that your consignment might not leave tonight if the payment is not truely made.
Thanks for your understanding.
Yours faithfully,
Dr Cocker.
Harry Fadgina
04 July 2008 19:10:26

Cocker old chap

The Western Union office is now closed. If the consignment cannot be sent tonight then that's too bad. I don't mind waiting another day.

If you are keen on getting some money then you should contact my associate Koffi Jean on kjean@rocketmail.com. He has guaranteed to make the payment on my behalf, although I shouldn't expect too much from him as so far he has conducted himself like a retarded baboon.

Yours sincerely
Squadron Leader Fadgina
Koffi Jean
Urgent..

04 July 2008 18:36:03

Dear Dr Wankenstein Hand-Shandy,
Please the pressure is too much.Go to the Western Union or call them to correct the tracking number.
Yours faithfully,
Kraken Vonov.
Koffi Jean

[Separately, the Lad upbraids Harry's legal counsel.]

HAVE MY WORD.

04 July 2008 18:45:20

Dear Arbuthnot Nonce,
I can't believe this from you.You call yourself a lawyer but cannot be careful when you are instructed to make payment on behalf of my partner?This is ridiculous.Am begining to suspect you.I have called you several times and it enters answering machine.
Please try as much to correct the mistake with Western Union Money Transfer because the control number is not correct.The bank are planning to stop their diplomat since you people cannot prove innocency on this confidential claim.I trusted my partner but I can't believe this act.It's very dangerous.Send the correct number with all information now.
Yours faithfully,
Koffi Jean.
Arbuthnot Nonce QC
04 July 2008 17:51:13
To: kjean@rocketmail.com

What the devil is going on!? Squadron leader Fadgina has just notified me that you have reneged on the deal. What kind of charlatan are you?

This payment was transferred to you this afternoon, as you can clearly see from the receipt I sent to you.

Telephone me NOW to explain yourself!

Arbuthnot Nonce
Dr Coker (or Cocker, or whatever)
FROM AIRPORT AUTHORITY TOGO (cargounit_tg@yahoo.com)

05 July 2008 08:41:13

Attn: Harry Fadgina,
We are still not happy about your illogical act.Since you are very sure of the payment,correct it with the Western Union and send the correct & accurate tracking number for us to confirm the payment.If you are faster enough to accomplish it,then the diplomat is likely to move tonight for your country Britain because everything is ready but we only need to arrange a special cargo for the consignment.
We anticipate your urgent response with the correct payment information soonest.We are not in position to contact anybody for now.Just get the payment paid and send the receipt to us.This is a legitimate office.
Yours faithfully,
Dr Cocker.
Koffi Jean
Am waiting.

05 July 2008 09:01:52

Dear Dr Wankenstein Hand-Shandy,
Have you corrected the mistake from the Western Union office?Please do go there by yourself so that we will not experience this kind of embarrassment again.It's very painful and ridiculous.I was sleepless and restless throughout the night.
Am waiting to hear from you as soon as possible.You lawyer caused everything and he has been refusing to pick my calls.
Yours faithfully,
Kraken Vonov.
Harry Fadgina
05 July 2008 16:07:06

To: kjean@rocketmail.com

Dear Kraken Vonov, Bishop Basher, One Eyed Python, Koffi Jean

... or whatever your real name is.

I'm delighted to tell you that no mistake has been made with the Western Union money transfer, as there never really was one. Just like there never really was a consignment of two boxes full of money.

Exactly what kind of fool do you think I am? I am very pleased to have caused you so much inconvenience over the past few days. I have been contacted by several low-life 419 scammers in the past few years, but never one as completely stupid as you. What a MUGU!

The good news is that your stupidity has provided much amusement for me and my friends, and will soon be shared with millions more when it is posted on the internet.

The funniest part was when you telephoned me to say that you were "Kraken Vonov", or "cracking one off", a euphemism for masturbating (something I am sure you are well familiar with), as were all the other "code names".

Oh, and as for "Harry Fadgina" - try saying it to yourself, slowly. Get it now? It's the perfect description of you, my friend?

Yours
"Harry"
Koffi Jean
FOOL 4 LIFE.

05 July 2008 17:56:22

YOU ARE A FOOL.
Harry Fadgina
05 July 2008 18:29:49

That may well be, my Mugu friend, but if I live for 100 years I will never be as big a fool as you are at this moment. I bet even the people at the Western Union office are laughing at you right now.

I hope those long distance telephone calls were not too expensive.

Everyone is laughing at you and cannot believe how stupid you are!

I have already passed on your internet ISP number and the details of the number you called from to the International authorities, so I really hope you get what's coming to you very soon.

Regards
Hairy Vagina... ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Harry Fadgina
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

05 July 2008 20:29:42

To: Koffi Jean

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Mugu!!!
Harry Fadgina
05 July 2008 21:21:57

By the way, I telephoned the United Nations yesterday - they are VERY interested in your fraudulent activities.

WINKY WANKY WOO!

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Harry Fadgina
07 July 2008

Just wanted to let you know that it's now Monday and I STILL haven't stopped laughing at you!

WINKY WANKY WOO!

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