FRANKENLAD MEETS DR FRANKENHAUSER: THE ABBA ABACHA PROJECT

This marks the debut of a Kindly Contributor in Europe who, like many of you, has cloned himself to help deal with all the spam.
This is Project#1 "Abba Abacha". In his or her own words:
I'm inpersonating a german doctor by the name William Frankenhauser. To describe William in a few words he is a retired german med. doctor who is touring in Europe giving lectures and attending seminars discussing his thesis "Fecundo femina abs Voluptas alterno aliquotiens Connubialis supplicium". William likes black women, has a wife, gay brother and a drinkingproblem. He's also into Viagra and have had lots of wet dreams thinking about Abba's upcoming visit to amsterdam in 2 days.

original scamalicious letter

FROM: ABBA ABACHA,
KANO, NIGERIA.

Dear Friend,

I am contacting you on behalf of my family, and l strongly solicits your assistance in the name of the Almighty Allah.

I am Abba Abacha, the son of the late General Sani Abacha, a past Head of State of the Federal Republic of Nigeria. Since my father's death, my entire family has been under immense pressure from the present Government of Nigeria, to make available the funds in my father's possession. As a result of this, my family has lost over billions of dollars, which my father left behind for his family. Immediately after my father's internment, my mother made numerous attempts to travel out of the country with the funds my father kept in his country home, but all her efforts were frustrated by the government of the day. This gave my mother a lot of psychological problems. As a result of these failed attempts, l decided to tactically move some of the funds to a security company: this l succeeded in doing without the knowledge of my country's Government. The funds are in a total amount of US$42,000,000.00, and sealed in trunk boxes but I want to start with US$15,500,000.00. I have made arrangements with the Security Company where l lodged the trunk boxes, to help claim the trunk boxes to my would be destination (your country). At the moment, I cannot travel out of the country, because my country's Government is holding on to my International Passport.

It is in view of this, l have decided to solicit your assistance in the dispensing of these funds in a destination/location nearest to you. Remuneration is open to negotiation. I appeal to you in the name of almighty Allah, the beneficient and the merciful, to sincerely and honestly render us this assistance, l know you would wonder why l am not soliciting for assistance from well placed Nigerians, it's really sad. You see, all my late father's friends whom we have asked for assistance absconded with our money. This disgraceful act by Nigerians has made it necessary for us to seek foreign assistance. Please, we implore you to treat this project with utmost confidentiality, as we would not want our family name n further trouble. Thank you for your anticipated assistance. Please, you can send your response to my email address and I will get back to you immediately.

Yours faithfully,

Abba

dr willy's sympathetic response

From: "William Frankenhauser"
To: mari_abac@yahoo.co.uk
Subject: Re: URGENT ASSISTANCE NEEDED
Date: Fri, 02 Aug 2002 20:47:02 -0500

Dear Abba,

I'm sorry to hear about your fathers death. I was very touched to read about your family and the government's wrongdoings. I'm also very honoured that you've selected me to help you out. You know I'm a medical doctor, and I've actually visited your country on an occasion. Is that maybe how you got my e-mail adresse?

Please get back to me as soon as possible with further details.

Kind Regards,
William Frankenhauser
Medical Doctor

abba: long long screed of welcome

From: Mariam Abacha [mari_abac@yahoo.co.uk]
To: Subject: I CAN'T THANK YOU ENOUGH
Date: Sat, 3 Aug 2002 16:13:02 +0100 (BST)

From: Abba.

TO; WILLIAM FRANKENHAUSER,
I must start by thanking you very much for your quick response to my initial proposal to you, your response came at a time when I was already losing all hopes and my mother`s health also failing. We must not forget to treat this transaction with urgency because time is of the essence! I want to assure you that you will not in any way regret your involvement with my family and me.

I got your name and contact information from a close family contact who works with the ministry of health here in my country,but he does not know anything about this contact or project.

Let me give you a view into the full picture of what we intend to do, but before then let me tell you a little story about my mother`s predicament and that of my family. As I had stated in my initial proposal to you; I am the son of the past head of state of the Federal Republic of Nigeria, Late General Sani Abacha who passed on to transition on the 8th of June 1998 while still in active service. May his lovely soul rest in the bosom of God.

During the reign of my father as the Head of State of the Federal Republic of Nigeria, my family had lots of friends and I never knew that they were all mere sycophants who were dancing to our tone just for the gain of it, until the death of my beloved father. Now that my father is dead we (my family) are being treated like not just outcastes but like people that are plagued, not only by the present Civilian Government but also by the same people that were supposed to be very close to my family. I have personally discovered that life is what you make of it all by yourself. This has made me ironically a stronger person.

Since the inception of the present Civilian Government, my mother/family has been witch-haunted so much by one and all, that it beats my imagination to see those that used to come wine and dine with us as the same people that are in the fore front of the castigation. Even as I am writing you the Government for over two (2) years without trial is holding elder brother (Mohammed) in prison illegally. These and many others have made me vow to protect my mother and family with my last breath and by all means necessary. After the death of my beloved father life has not being what it used to be for my family and my mother especially.

As I had stated in my initial proposal to you, I have in my possession the sum of $42Million united states dollars which I have carefully stored in steel boxes and kept away from the prying eyes of all, of which we are ready to evacuate $15.5 out of the country as soon as possible. These boxes are already in the vault of a very competent and discrete security company, the actual contents of these boxes were not declared to the security company at the time of deposit.

With the help of a very close family friend that is still loyal to the family, I have now established contact with a Diplomatic Courier Company that is ready to help us evacuate this consignment out of Nigeria in no time to the following destination; Amsterdam in Holland, the money has already being defaced and declared to the Diplomatic Courier Company has photographic materials.

This is the last money left for me my family and I am ready to do anything to get it to safety, but you should understand that I am faced with a lot of restrictions and monitoring. This is where your involvement is most imperative. All I want you to do is to act as the beneficiary (recipient) of this consignment and for the part you are going to play you will be well rewarded not just by my family and me but also by God.

I want you to send to me the following; your full names, your full address, your contact telephone and fax numbers. With this information we will immediately swing into action here to arrange for all necessary documentations in your name to lubricate the evacuation of the consignment, I will then go ahead also to instruct the Diplomatic Courier Company to evacuate the consignment out of Nigeria immediately. However your undiluted commitment to the success of this transaction cannot be over emphasized.

All vital documentations needed to enhance a smooth and fast conclusion of this transaction are going to be put in place in your name, so you are to assume the position of the owner of the said funds in full capacity.Dear Williams,you are the last resort,and am trusting you with my life,as i know you are reputable and very vast and learned. You must not tell anyone about your knowledge and involvement in this transaction we are to maintain a high level of confidentiality owing to the magnitude of the funds and the caliber of people involved in this transaction.

I will try to see if I can somehow arrange to meet with you in the country of which we intend the evacuation for the disbursement of the funds and subsequent discussion with you on how you can further assist us invest our share on any viable business venture, because I cannot bring back the total sum of our share into Nigeria so as not to raise any dust back home. We should keep in contact everyday through e-mail and always get in touch with me before you take any action.

It would be necessary for me to get better acquaintted to you verbally and I will also give you the confidential telephone number that has been specifically installed for this transaction so that you can always call me. My mother is really not feeling too well at the moment so I want us to hasten up and conclude on time. I am going to ensure that I take charge of most of the ground work here I want you to join hands with me to ensure that is transaction is completed soonest.

I would also suggest that we have a code through which you and I can always authenticate genuine communications whenever you are on verbal contact with me and this is my suggested code. On contact with me you should always ask me this; "WHAT IS YOUR RELATIONSHIP WITH ME and my response to this must be "GRANDFATHER" any failure to respond to this code correctly must lead to your terminating contact with me immediately.

The whole essence of this code is because there are a lot of fraudulent telecommunications interferences and hackers here in Nigeria and we cannot afford to allow any information regarding to this transaction and our funds to get into the wrong hands. It is very important to state here also that what we need is a true partner that will live up to the meaning of the word partner, a partner that will be able to stand up to responsibilities.

At this juncture, it is most important to let you know that confidentiality should be our watchword and trust our guide, you must not tell anyone of this transaction because of its sensitivity and the caliber of the people involved. We are going to observe all legalities in the course of this transaction and you are going to be availed all documents as soon as we are in possession of them.

I would want you send me a letter of assurance or give me your word that you will not sit on the funds once it get into your possession. Once again I must thank you very much for your concern and resolve to assist us. Looking forward to a good business relationship and hearing from you soonest my friend.

Best regards,

Abba Abacha.

NOTE: I must reiterate here that you must not let anybody know of your involvement or knowledge of this transaction. NOBODY!!! My private telephone number is +234-80-23359663 and don`t forget our code whenever you call.

abba: really glad to have you on board

From: Mariam Abacha [mari_abac@yahoo.co.uk]
To: William Frankenhauser
Subject: REALLY HAPPY
Date: Sat, 3 Aug 2002 16:28:32 +0100 (BST)

Dear Williams,
Thank you once again.You can't imagine what we have been going through.As soon as you send your contact information we shall swing into action urgent.If you can send them down later today,we will use it to prepare the necessary documents information and dispatch the funds,with you as beneficiary.So that before the end of next week,we will all be smiling and thinking of our new investments,just the way our uncles decieved us and ran away with some of our family funds all in the pretence to help us.We didn't know ontime because he was still giving us some little money,we thought he was wonderfull.Anyway,i don't want to go into that,all we are happy for now is that You are God sent.Because we prayed that before monday by the grace of God we shall have three people and the third one will be the chosen one,and that is how it now now,so i hope you understand why i said you are God sent?
Regards
Abba.

dr willy: homo scamalia, the 2002 tour

From: "William Frankenhauser"
To: mari_abac@yahoo.co.uk
Subject: Re: I CAN'T THANK YOU ENOUGH
Date: Sun, 04 Aug 2002 08:30:45 -0500

Abba,

It's good to hear from you again. Let me start off by explaining who I am and why I didnīt promptly reply to your last email(s). I'm currently on a 3-month tour in Europe giving lectures about my popular research in the area of infertility caused by enviromental causes. On these well-attended lectures we discuss my thesis "Fecundo femina abs Voluptas alterno aliquotiens Connubialis supplicium". It's usually quite exciting, especially if there's women present, you know what I mean! While travelling Europe I don't have access to internet facilities 24h/day at the moment as my GSM phone has broken down so I have nowhere to connect my laptop. Anyway, I will try to get time to get it fixed or buy a new phone A.S.A.P. Reading your mail I become very sad to hear how you and your family has been treated by the government and your so called friends. They ought to be ashamed of themselves! I'm willing to act as beneficiary for the consignment. But, is this really legal, you think? I wouldn't want to get into trouble as I'm a quite famous person in Europe in medical-circuits it could ruin my reputation if this ever got out). I need to trust you before we can go ahead any further. Can you please provide me with a picure of you and maybe some pictures of your family too so that I can see that you look trustworthy? I'm sorry if this is a bit unconvenient but I really need these pictures as I'm a good judge of characters by looking at them. Please bear with me.

Kind Regards,
William Frankenhauser
Medical Doctor

abba: let's talk

From: Mariam Abacha [mari_abac@yahoo.co.uk]
To: William Frankenhauser
Subject: Re: I CAN'T THANK YOU ENOUGH
Date: Sun, 4 Aug 2002 09:27:01 -0700 (PDT)

Dear William,
Am really happy at the way things are going.You are really proving to be trust worthy and i appreciate it.I will urgently like you to call me so we can get better aquainted soonest.I don't have a scanner at home presently,but i will get one right away to send you not only my picture,but also my family picture{how we were and how we are now}I will do that tomorrow.Pls don't let me down.Call me on my number for now 234-80-23359663, and pls try to get a phone so i can also contact you.I want us to speedy up things,so pls try and call me soonest.I wish your gsm was working,its really private and accesible.
Thanks once again and God bless.Pls remember the confidentiality of everything.
ABBA.

dr willy: let's be friends

My dear friend,

Thankyou again for your trust in me, it gives me a warm and fuzzy feeling inside that you're giving me this opportunity. How much money do you think is in this deal for me ? I mean I feel that I might be putting my reputation as the author of the "Fecundo femina abs Voluptas alterno aliquotiens Connubialis supplicium" -thesis on stake, atleast you ought to let me know what's in it for me. I have quite good yearly total income if I tound salary, lectures and all the social events I attend with my good wife Helga (around 0.5M USD actually), and in order to even jeopardize this the outcome from "our project" must be able to match this.This operation of yours is legal right, you'd never be anything but 100% honest with me Abba? Because I myself, med. dr. William Frankenhauser aus Berlin, take pride in being a man that stands by his word. I'm not doubting your honestness, but please understand my stituation.

I will be awaiting your photos with great excitement, and until that I send you a picture of myself so that you can too see that I am honest. And I promise my friend I will get that phone working as soon as possible. It's still weekend, but next week I'll take care of it and we can speak to each-other! And please call me Willy, all my friends do! What does your close friends call you? I want to be your friend too. I would NEVER tell anyone about this, my lips are sealed.

Your faithful friend
Willy

dr willy: driven to drink

Abba!

What's going on? I've been down on a local pub all night here in Wolfenbuettel trying to call you on the number you provided. The pubowner told me that I couldn't use their phone unless I had something to drink at the same time. And as I was at the pub for about 4 hours without being able to get in touch with you I got really drunk. So drunk that the owner asked me to leave. It's not my fault that I like to touch a beautiful womans breast after I've had a beer or two. It's the same for all men. You like touching a woman's breast too Abba, don't you? Women are so cuddly. Look, I'm pretty drunk now, but until next time try to get your phone working. I mean I know there's a lot of jungle and deserts in your country and people aren't so well educated in electronics and communications, but try really hard to speak to the phone company people about your bad line. I'm sorry, but I'm drunk and disappointed. Tonight hasnīt been a good night, hope tomorrow is a better day. Please answer my previous email atleast, I'm getting afraid I'm being stood up here. Bye.

Your Willy.

abba: don't drink so much

From: Mariam Abacha [mari_abac@yahoo.co.uk]
To: William Frankenhauser
Subject: BE CALM GOD BLESS
Date: Mon, 5 Aug 2002 10:48:53 +0100 (BST)

Dear Willy,
am sorry about yesterday.You shouldn't have heard so much to drink.I really don't know why you couldn't get my number yesterday.I got 2 calls yesterday from London from an ill relative.Pls try my number am sure you will get through.Pls reduce your drinking you shouldn't be drinking too much so as not to reveal my family confidence in you.As for the women its ok.Women are God's creatures they are really wonderfull.I can't wait to get through with this transaction and continue with my life.Remain calm and God bless.Am sending my family picture to you now.
ABBA.

abba: pics of us

From: Mariam Abacha [mari_abac@yahoo.co.uk]
Subject: MY family pic.
Date: Mon, 5 Aug 2002 10:58:50 +0100 (BST)

AM THE THIRD FROM THE LEFT.

[ScamO note: it's a pic of beautifully-dressed people in a beautiful room. Who could be the Lad team of the moment. Or some innocent neighbors whose pics they got their hands on. Or something from a magazine. We're not sure and we're too cowardly to post it.]

next:
MY MUM AND MY YOUNGER SISTER AND HER HUSBAND.SHE JUST GOT MARRIED.

[Ditto. They're gorgeous.]

dr willy: your sister is hot

My Noble friend,

Yes, I had a couple of drinks too many, but I was so frustrated, I'm sorry if I let you down my friend. How can you even think the thought that I would reveal our little secret. No amount of the finest whiskey could drag that out of me. But I'll try to stay sober until we've completed this deal if that makes you feel better, my friend. I looked at your family photos. You look like a really trustworthy and noble person. And what beatiful and royal clothes you have. At home in our mansion in Berlin me and my wife Helga have got curtains in the same pattern as your younger sisters clothes, but they're not even remotely as beatiful and glossy. Her clothes really becomes her. If she weren't already married I'd like to have a piece of that lovely piece of hot chocolate. Please Abba, give her my best and say that Dr Frankenhauser will soon rescue her and her family from their precarious situation. Anyway, as I said I'm a great judge of characters by looking at them and I say this: you are honest to the bone and very kindhearthed. I'm so happy that you chose me to be your friend. I have to rush do a dinner party with doctors Illa Benbrott and Mycket Hjarnskadad from sweden now, but I'll try to make up an excuse to leave early and call you my royal friend. I'll be back in a jiffy. P.S. I'm looking forward to meeting your people in Amsterdam. I've never been there but I hear they have mighty tulips.

Your own Willy.

abba: my sister likes brits

From: Mariam Abacha [mari_abac@yahoo.co.uk]
To: William Frankenhauser
Subject: Re: PIC
Date: Mon, 5 Aug 2002 16:54:09 +0100 (BST)

My Dear Willy,
How are you today?hope you are feelling better now?Am glad to hear from you.Am kind of a ladies man,its just this little problems we are having with our government that was weighting me down,but all that is over now,thank God.Willy,now that we are better aquainted,i am already making arrangements to move the funds to holland.I have gone to pay for the cargo today and as soon as it lives tonight,it should arrive there tomorrow.I will try and get their Holland contact later today.Willy,we will be smiling soon.I thank God that we have scalling through.My mum will be too happy for the level we have gone,she's still in the hospital,and am most importantly happy about your bluntness and most noble character.
Yes its a pity my sister is married,she has always wanted to marry a white man,her childhood dread,and her last boyfriend was scottish,she schoolled in England{Burkinham}her saddest thot is that my elder brother wasn't around for her wedding,she's his fondest.
Pls expect my mail later today.Don't forget the confidentiality of this transaction,expecially now that we are concluding plans.God bless you and your wife.
Your dear friend

abba: things are tough

He/she seems a little confused here & repeats things.

From: Mariam Abacha [mari_abac@yahoo.co.uk]
To: William Frankenhauser
Subject: Re: PIC
Date: Mon, 5 Aug 2002 17:08:55 +0100 (BST)

My dear Willy,
Am glad the way things are going,and i can't wait to conclude this transaction with you.Its a pity my mum is still hospitalized,she would have jumped over the ceilling.Willy,i thought making arrangements with the security company would be a little difficult and too expensive,coupled with my family's little financial difficulties we are experiencing,but it wasn't as i thought.I handled it smoothly.I am making arrangement for the funds to live between tonight and tomorrow morning,what ever the case may be,i must keep you posted,so as not to waste anytime,not to create suspicioun.I was a little scared when you said you had a little too much to drink,but am glad you have both our interest at heart.As for my sister,she had always wanted to marry a white guy,because her last boyfriend is white she met him while in school in Burkinham in Englang.Am sure you will meet her soon,because we have a lot to do together.So,expect my mail later today.Am happy the way we keep in touch regularly,it means our minds work together.Keep it up.Am putting my family savings in your hands,since even those we called relations couldn't really live up to expectations.Thank you dear friend and God Bless.
Your Noble friend
ABBA.

abba: bless you

From: Mariam Abacha [mari_abac@yahoo.co.uk]
To: William Frankenhauser
Subject: Re: PIC
Date: Mon, 5 Aug 2002 17:16:20 +0100 (BST)

My dear friend,
Not only will you be properly rewarded,but the good hands of the Lord will bless you abundantly.Pls always keep in touch,and avoid drinking too much for now,cos we are going to celebrate soon.
Your friend
ABBA.

abba: have the funds arrived?

From: Mariam Abacha [mari_abac@yahoo.co.uk]
Subject: AIRWAYBILL
Date: Tue, 6 Aug 2002 09:31:36 +0100 (BST)

MY DEAR WILLY,
THIS IS YOUR COPY OF THE AIRWAY BILL.HAVE YOU CONTACTED HOLLAND?PLS I AM AXIOUSLY WAITING FOR A FEEDBACK.HAS THE FUNDS REACHED THERE?PLS LET ME KNOW AM WORRIED.YOU ARE LIKE MY BROTHER NOW,YOU SAID I CAN COUNT ON YOU.PLS LET ME KNOW THE POSITION OF THINGS. THANKS AND GOD BLESS.
PLS GET BACK TO ME URGENT
YOUR NOBLE FRIEND
ABBA.

Click here if you'd like to see the nice phony shipping document (in a separate window).

dr willy: who are you calling blunt?

Abba my noble brother,

I haven't been able to reach an internet terminal until now. I've been surrounded by people and I haven't had the opportunity to leave them without raising suspicion. I hope this hasn't spoilt our plan. However I'm on my own again now I'm only sending this mail to confirm that I'm leaving Wolfenbuettel to go back to Berlin tonight. I'm a bit disturbed by the fact that you persist in calling me blunt, I don't know if it's common in your culture to be blunt in a good way but calling a german person blunt will not make you popular. Please don't call me blunt Abba. Talking about your darling sister, I had the strangest dream last night. Leaving out some of the details, me and her were spending the night together making passionate love. I called her my "little bar of chocolate" and she wispered (unspeakable) words back in my ear that really aroused me. Could this dream mean that I will soon see her? Abba, please arrange that I can get her addresse after all this is over and things calm down again. I can't stop thinking of her. Promise me that one thing brother Abba, and in return I will forget being called a "blunt" person. I must also assure you that I won't be drinking again until this deal is sealed. We're getting so close now that I can't let anything jeopardize the project, just so you know.

My best to your dear, sweet mother.

Your own Willy

dr willy: don't jump the gun

Brother Abba!

I keep reading the mails you've sent me. Have you actually gone ahead and sent the shipment to Amsterdam already ??? You should have waited for my "go" ! I can't be there on two seconds without raising suspicion. I don't know your knowledge on european geography, but Amsterdam is another country !!! I've gone ahead and booked flight tickets to Amsterdam on friday 9:th of august (there are no free seats until that, I'm afraid). I'll leave Berlin 10:20 german time and I'll arrive at the Airport in amsterdam 13:50 dutch time. Flight is lufthansa LH1041. Will you be there in person? How will I recognize you ? The airway bill was very wrinkled, what happened to it? Has there been a fight or is everything alright. I had to tell my brother about me leaving for Amsterdam. I know what you think, but I had to tell him (nothing about our deal ofcourse) incase something happens to me. Actually he wanted to come along, but I don't think that's a good idea? I provide a picture of him so that you can see that he too is trustworthy. It's a picture from Helga's birthday party last year, he looks a bit tired but that's only because he have had a bit too much wine to drink. He loves to talk and make jokes when he's at parties - saying silly things like Achtung Achtung, Ich mochten ficken schell bitte. Hahahah! He's a real partyanimal! Are you a real partyanimal too Abba ? I'll be off to Berlin now to start preparing for the trip.

Your good friend
Silly Dr Willy

dr willy: the penis question

My friend,

Unfortunately I had s som tight schedule that I missed the train back to Berlin, but there's no panic, I 've bought a ticket so I'll be off early tomorrow. Stay calm my brother. Meanwhile I've been taking care of some practicalities. I've booked a room at the hotel Dorint in Amsterdam 9:th of august, but I'm starting to worry about the fact that you sent the container without 1) warning me in advance, 2) providing me with any whatsoever information about how to handle it. Will I meet any of your people? Should I bring money to pay for the freight? Please hurry back with an answer, I'm getting uncomfortable about this whole affair. I'll go down to the hotel's night club for a beer now to try to relax my nerves. They've advertised an "Erotic Evening" tonight. I'm very excited about that. I may go down to the internet cafe later tonight to check for your reply. Oh, one more thing Abba. Since I met you I've been pondered by a question: you know how it's often said that black men have longer penises that whites. Is there any truth in that? I know itīs a strange thing to ask anyone, but I feel so close to you now that it doesn't matter. But size matter to me. Please don't laugh at this, Abba. I know you won't, we're friends.

Your Willy.

abba: question diplomatically ignored

From: Mariam Abacha [mari_abac@yahoo.co.uk]
To: William Frankenhauser
Subject: Thanks Will
Date: Tue, 6 Aug 2002 21:10:43 +0100 (BST)

My good friend Willy,

I always feel better when i hear your voice.You are like my family now always remember that and we have alot to do together.Am sorry about calling you blunt,i diidn't mean it that way.Hope you don't get too excited tonight?I really like your kind of person Willy.Sorry for not alerting you before moving the cargo,if i hadn't moved it yesterday,it would have been till next week,and i don't want delay to jeopardise this transaction,because we have a lot to loose.Willy,pls,you will do one thing for both of us,call Holland and confirm that the consignment has reached there.I called their office here and they said i shouldn't worry that it has reached,both just confirm it pls.If it has,tell them you are the beneficially,because your name is in the Airwaybill as beneficiary,am sure you will need a identification to clear it.Tell them you will be there on the day you booked 9th.when you clear it or you make arrangement with them to pay it into your account.Then we can finish it from there,at least then i know it is fully out of my country and in your care,before i tell you how to send mine to an account i will give to you.I want all thie to be hastened up,so i can begin to make preparations to get my passport and come over.My sister and my uncle ,will be coming with me.Willy,you are a very nice man and I pray for you everyday.Pls don't reveal confidentiality expecially now that we will be smiling soonest..I await to hear from you. God bless you dear Willy.
Your man
ABBA.

abba: dr willy: let's party in amsterdam

Abba, my noble friend,

I was starting to doubt you would respond to me again. Me and Hansi will arrive on the scheduled date in Amsterdam. flight LH1041 as said before. And we will stay at the Dorint. My dear friend, I can't wait for the moment when me meet eye to eye and can celebrate the wrapping up our successful deal. And it was really a nice bonus that your sister is coming along. maybe her and Hansi and I can go and visit some nightclubs in the red light district, I'm so excited that I can't sit down! I called the number (31 62 391 2318) and asked for Tony Adams. The woman I spoke to said she didn't know anyone by that name but she had only been working there for 2 weeks. Anyway she said that there wasn't any need to clear anything over the phone she said that I should bring the paperwork with me and that will do just fine. Do you think that's correct, or should I try to call them again? I'd like to bring you a small token of my appreciation ( I mean, it isn't as mony is any object anymore). So if there's some gift you'd like me to bring please let me know. Maybe your sister would like something nice too? But please nothing big, I should be able to get it with me on the flight. You didn't answer to my question on size. Maybe I went too far, but I'd really like to know what for instance a woman from your country would expect? You people are said to be well equipped in that area. I am 18 cm, would that be enough for an african woman or would she laugh at me ? I'm serious. Please don't tell any member of your family I asked you this.

Your own Willy.

abba: do you know anything about money?

Great Willy,
I was just wondering,you know you are a Doctor,but I was just wondering about investments in Germany,when the funds get there,my own share,i would really like you to assist in investments in your country,maybe we could do something together,maybe a joint business.Anyway,we will discuss more soonest. Thanks again and God bless you and your family.

Your man
Abba.

dr willy: do i ever

Thanks my man Abba,

Yes Deutsche Telekom (telecommunications) are expanding rapidly here so that would be a good idea. I can give you stock advice because I've placed an euro or two successfully on the stockmarket myself too.

Until we meet.

Your friend Willy.

abba: you are my screen saver

From: kingsley ur [kingsley_ur@yahoo.com] To: William Frankenhauser
Subject: Great Will
Date: Tue, 6 Aug 2002 14:00:54 -0700 (PDT)

Great Willy,Just to be sure,you can call again,not to bother them but to confirm and let them know the consignment has an owner.You can buy anything you feel a young lady would like.You really don't have to.Like i said ,she's very exposed,she schooled in England,and she's very light skinned.It isn't how Big it is ,it is how good it is done.You know what i mean.I really can't wait to meet you and your lovelywife.Don't worry,we will all be smilling soon.My mum extends her warmest greetings.She's the one person that would have really enjoyed your hospitality rigght now.Maybe some time later,you will have the opportunity to send her something someday.Or send money for something to be bought for her.But you don't really have to.Your thinking of it alone has done it all.I thought you should know,that i put your picture on my screen saver on my lap top.so when am mailing you i see you,and its like am talking to you.My sis,thinks you are quite,she doesn't know you ask after her though.Just her opinion.
Take care my good friend
Abba.

U C L DIPLOMATIC SERVICE
DIRECT TEL LINE: 31-62391-2318
OFFICE FAX LINE: 31-203-302-741.

dr willy: why the e-mail change?

Sir,

Your email-addresse just changed! What's going on? Am I talking to Abba ? Why are you in that case changing addresse?
I will now ask you the secret question "WHAT IS YOUR RELATIONSHIP WITH ME" ? I will not say anything more until you've given me the correct answer!
Please respond promptly and explain.

abba: don't panic it's me

From: Mariam Abacha [mari_abac@yahoo.co.uk]
To: William Frankenhauser
Subject: Re: Just Wondering !!
Date: Tue, 6 Aug 2002 22:09:00 +0100 (BST)

Sorry,i used someone's box to reply your last mail.Mine couldn't open ontime and i didn't want to live you waiting for me on the net.Hope you don't mind?i wouldn't do that again if you like,i just thought i'ill let you know.I really like you Wiill,and we are quite close.
Take care my dearest friend You are one in a million.Pls don't drink too much tonight.
Abba.

dr willy: you are my screensaver too but your sister is hot

My man Abba,

You got me scared there for a moment, but it's ok now, brother. My friend you missunderstood me, Hansi is my brother (I sent you a mail with a attached picture of a partyanimal, that's him) but he is alright, don't worry. He's gay too, even though you cannot see it from the picture, so you sister and mother doesn't need to worry. Ill try to find some fine piece of jewelery for your sister, because she deserves it after everything she's endured. I love to bee on your screensaver, I will put you on my screensaver also. I'm going to sleep now and I will dream about millions and your shooled and exposed sisters firm body.

Gute nacht Schatzie wunscht Sein,

Willy

abba: send me a lap top

From: Mariam Abacha [mari_abac@yahoo.co.uk]
To: William Frankenhauser
Subject: Pls don't panic iit's your man !!!
Date: Tue, 6 Aug 2002 22:59:49 +0100 (BST)

My Dear friend,
I like you ,you are very security cautious after all.Pls don't ever reply to that box.Its not mine.Like i said ,I just used it to reply your mail as my server was misbehaving,i didn;t want to keep you waiting.I thought it was your picture.Why did you send your brother's pic.?Its you i know not your brother.Hope he wouldn't jeopardise our transaction?After everything,i will need you to send me a lap top as mine as started malfunctioning.I'ill get that when i come over.Thanks again for your caution,i hope you didn't panic too much?I wouldn't do that again.
Good night my dear friend,and don't drink too much tonight.
Your noble Friend
Abba.

P.S. Call Holland in the morning to reconfirm.I will expect to hear from you after that.Thanks once again.

dr willy: fighting the drinking habit

My man Abba,

I had chocolate dreams again tonight, if you know what I mean, hahaha! Do you think it's a bad idea to bring my brother? Because I could come alone if it makes you feel uneasy, just give the word. I will pick up a laptop for you, we can't have you using a malfunctioning laptop now when we have so much future plans to draw!
I'll try to get hold of Tony, but I don't know what to tell him as the woman I spoke to didn't seem to understand why I called in the first place.

P.S. I only had two beers yesterday, beer and Viagra is what keeps Willy running !

Your own Willy.

abba: let's do this thing

From: Mariam Abacha [mari_abac@yahoo.co.uk]
To: William Frankenhauser
Subject: Pls call Holland Urgently
Date: Wed, 7 Aug 2002 02:22:58 -0700 (PDT)

My man Willy,

Am glad you didn't drink too much last night.If you feel he wouldn't get too excited and jeopardise the transaction,no problem,afterall,he is your brother,you know him better.Just remember confidentiality is our watchword.How are you today my dear friend.I really appreciate your offer getting me a new laptop.I hope its not much trouble?Pls don't forget to call Tony this morning,just to inquire about our consignment.Wet dreams are not so good,so you don't spoil the bed{joke}Waiting to hear from you.It would have been a lot easier if there was a number you can be reached,pls lets act fast.I want us to be smilling well by weekend,since i have done the most important part.I thank you once again,and beg you to handle this with utmost strctness,as you have always done. Take good care of yourself my man.

Abba.

dr willy: see you soon!

Abba my man,

You made a funny joke there Abba ! It really cracked me up laughing ! I'll let you in on a little secret, the bed was spoilt. I dreamed that I had my way with you sister last night ! What a little chocolate animal she was - completely wild ! And the pleasure, the pleasure ! She's still joining us in Amsterdam right ? I picked you up a Omnibook ( model was 510 I think), the guy at the store said it was "the latest". I want only the best for you and your family Abba. Imagine that you can sit in your little village and boast at other natives that you have "The latest HP" ! You'll be treated like a king by them ! How long will you be staying in Europe, should I make plans for us ? And yes, I'll call Tony !

Your Willy-man

abba: no conflict of interest here

From: Mariam Abacha mari_abac@yahoo.co.uk
To: William Frankenhauser
Subject: Re: Pls call Holland Urgently
Date: Wed, 7 Aug 2002 15:51:35 +0100 (BST)

My man Willy,
Thanks for the omnibook.{laptop}Africa,is not what you think.Things have really improved.My laptop is a compaq presario.Am sure you know we were the first family,do you know what that is in Africa?Onlike many civilized countries where you can't award contracts to yourself while in Government.In Africa,you can do that with ease.We were too comfortable,until our present predicaments with our government.If i tell you how much the government has seized from us ,you will be shocked.Pls lets handle this transaction well and smooth,as we have already scaled through.Pls my dear friend as soon as you get in touch with Holland,let my know as i don't want the consignment to stay long in their custody.You are very caring,and i have discussed with my mum about other confidential benefits you will enjoy from us as we proceed together.Pls remember CONFIDENTIALITY AND TIME.Don't drink too much tonight,and don.t let your brother distract you.Can't wait to see you.Gumsu{my sister}asked me if my friends in Germany were groovy?{party}If she should come with her Husband?I discouraged her immediately.Anyway,we will all get to meet real soon.
God bless my dear friend.Pls keep me posted.
Your Noble man
Abba.
P.S. pls don't spoil the bed,both there and in Holland.{joke}Am sure we will get enough chicks veryy easily real soon.Like i said,am kind of a ladies man,and i could come with 2 bautifull models that will make you wet your pants real bad.I still have the groove,its just this little problem that we had. take care dear one.

dr willy: kinky gift idea

Dear Abba,

I came to think of an item that I would like you to get as a gift for me when you arrive if you want to give me one. I've for many years tried to find one of those fancy peniscovers here in Germany (you know those that the african tribes use for covering their private parts up). You don't have to get me one, only if you want to. It's been a secret dream to have a peniscover, preferrably one of great size. Imagine how distiguished I'd look with one of those on! Do everyone have them in Africa? I mean I know they don't walk around in them these days, but do they still own them? I'm sorry about talking about Africa in such old terms as in my previous email. But you should understand that it's more than 25 years since I was there, and back then I had a little drinking problem so the whole visit was somehow foggy. I'm really excited about seeing Gumsu in two days !!! Maybe I could pose in the peniscover for her if you get me one, or is that crossing the line? By the way what's the real name of the covers? I don't seem to remember. That's all for now, I'll tend to our little business right now.

Your Willy

how long can this go on?

Abba, I maybe was a bit unclear with "penis cover" i mean those bamboo (is that correct?) tubes that black men slip over their penis. Kind of like this piture but larger
http://www.janeresture.com/png_art/PAPUA%20NEW%20GUINEA%20CEREMONIAL%20PENIS%20COVER.jpg

Your Willy.

abba: what about the money

From: Mariam Abacha mari_abac@yahoo.co.uk
To: William Frankenhauser
Subject: Re: Pls call Holland Urgently
Date: Wed, 7 Aug 2002 17:21:01 +0100 (BST)

Dear Willy,
I don't know where to get the penis cover you are talking about.I never heard of it.Don't worry,i'ill get you something really African,that you will appreciate.Pls am anxiously waiting to hear from you,about the consignment,so i will know how to intensify my plans with my family.You understand.We are really anxious.Pls give me feedback soonest.
Thanks and God bless.
Abba.

abba: enough with the penis thing for now

From: Mariam Abacha mari_abac@yahoo.co.uk
To: William Frankenhauser
Subject: Re: Pls call Holland Urgently
Date: Wed, 7 Aug 2002 12:20:02 -0700 (PDT)

My dear friend,I haven't heard of such a thing.Have you contacted Holland?We will talk more about your penis cover when we see.Pls give me urgent feedback soonest.I don't want the consignment to lie there like a dog without an owner,thats why am worried.Pls get back to me with positive news,so i can make my arrangements over here.We ill have plenty of time to talk about so many African and European things.How's your brother?
Pls get back to me urgent.
Abba.

dr willy: smurf stampede in holland

Darling Abba,

Oh what a day it's been! I've been working on Holland all evening but with no success, I suspect some technical dufficulties, because almost 1/3 of the calls was answered by a pre-recorded message in dutch. I managed to understand a few words such as "telefona" and "schlumpf", so I think they're experiencing problems .Do not lose your faith now Abba, I've been busy enough to get hold of a working phone (Yes I know my friend, "Finally!" you say. Hahaha !). A collegue at the WHO in United Kingdom, vice secretary of humanitarian aid Sir Arthur Humperdinckel, who is visiting Germany was kind enough to let me borrow his GSM for a couple of days. I'ts really hightech. A nokia communicator with fax, answering service and all imaginary bells and whistles. I can even e-mail from it!! So everything is set up for friday now! I'll continue to work on Tony but if you reach him before I do, tell him to call the communicator on +447092384885. Everything piece is going to fall into place now Abba. I will put Gumsu's picture on the communicator's desktop, and you can be the screensaver. Don't feel sad you didn't find me a peniscover, where I'm going I won't need one, you know what I mean, hahahaa! Soon, my friend, soon!

Your Willy.

abba: what's going on?

From: Mariam Abacha mari_abac@yahoo.co.uk
To: William Frankenhauser
Subject: WORRIED
Date: Thu, 8 Aug 2002 11:28:10 +0100 (BST)

DEAR WILLY,
Pls try and call them,so they'ill know that we didn't just leave our consignment there.I can't call Holland cos they wouldn't talk to me now,you are the beneficiary,thats why am worried that you haven't contacted them since.Willy,am not too comfortable with the arrangement,cos the consignment may just be lying down there,and suppose its not there?Pls call them this morning or send them a fax and give them your number urgent.Am sure you understand my worries.I spent so much to get the consignment to Holland,and i called their office here,they just said it should be there,and that the beneficiary should have come to claim it.I don't understand and don't want them to raise any suspicion.Pls understand wht am worried ,its my family life am talking about here.Let me know the situation pls so i can make good arrangements on my travelling.Pls get back to me soonest.
No Noble frind
Abba

dr willy: say schiphol fast ten times

Darling Abba,
Still no luck with calling Tony, but I managed to get throught to the Schiphol Airporton on first try! This is very strange don't you think. Anyway, I was connected to a person handling the cargo on african routes (I can't remember his name, it was sometjing with "Bolli" or "Dolli" I think). He didn't have the facts on his hands whether this exact consignment had arrived but he assured me that there was nothing to worry about if the paperwork was in order. All cargo not already checked out is handled by their own people and stored in a safe magazine at the airport. I didn't make a deal out of it and went on to ask him to go check on our particular item. He sounded very busy and I also didn't want him to go pry too close there. So you needen't worry, everyting is in order. Calm down dear Abba, tomorrow we meet eye to eye!
P.S. Hansi won't be joining me after all, he found a new boyfriend, Fritz, and they are like two bunnys. It was a slender man in his early twenties. I don't say I approve with Hansis lifestyle, but if I was gay too I would have been attracted to this young male Fritz.
Your own willy.

abba: don't mean to nag

From: Mariam Abacha mari_abac@yahoo.co.uk
To: William Frankenhauser
Subject: Re: Pls call Holland Urgently
Date: Thu, 8 Aug 2002 16:25:19 +0100 (BST)

Dear Willy,
Sorry if i sounded too unhappy in my last mail,i am just worried that you haven't heared from Holland and they haven't heard from you.If you were in my shoes you will feel the same way.Am sorry once again.Glad you finally got a phone,and a good one too.Am trying your Gsm number right now.Hope to get you and talk to you soon.Thanks once again for your love for my family.Can't wait to meet you and do more things together.
Your Noble friend
Abba.

dr willy: let's meet in amsterdam

Darling darling Abba,

It's ok, I understand your feelings. I'm so excited now my friend! I cant wait to hug Gumsu and take her out partying! Do you think there's at all possible I might "get lucky" with her ? Abba, could you please tell me which flight you will be on and when it arrives, it will be good to know incase there are delays. My flight is Lufthansa LH1041 and I will be staying at the Dorint while in Amsterdam. It would be convenient that you, your sister and your uncle too stay at the same hotel, or have you already made reservations? In that case which hotel?

Your own willy.

abba: go get that mysterious money

From: Mariam Abacha mari_abac@yahoo.co.uk
To: William Frankenhauser
Subject: Re: WORRIED
Date: Thu, 8 Aug 2002 16:36:19 +0100 (BST)

Willy,
Check with the security company i gave you and not the Airport.Its their duty to clear it and keep it for the beneficiary.I already paid for all that services.So you check with them and clear it with them to make arrangements to get it into your accout,cos i don't want you carrying large funds about,how can you accout for it?Make this arrangements urgent and get back to me.I don't want to come and get tranded in Europe. Hope you understand.
Abba.

dr willy: you disturb me

Sir,
Pehaps you didn't understand me. I can't get a line there. There's a prerecorded message saying something in dutch. Or is it their answering service? It sounded as if the message was about a phone problem but I'm not sure. I have managed to get a busy tone twice but that's all. Abba, you scare me when you order me around and demand me to get in touch with them even when I've told you that I've time and time again have tried and failed! Is this a dark side of you that you've been hiding from me? I was so looking forward to meeting your family.
Dr William Frankenhauser

dr willy: get back to me right quick

Abba!

Why haven't you replied my mails? We must get this situation with the security company sorted out in a hurry! I must be on my way to the airport in only 10 hours !!!

I'm stuck on my own to try to solve this crisis and I'm doing my best, but without you guiding me I'm soon running out of options! Hansi and Fritz seem to think that the calling problems may be caused by the fact that the phone I borrowed from Sir Humperdinckel has a british calling card in it. It was something with roaming they said. I haven't roamed while I've had this phone in my posession so I'm not sure. Tell me the name of the security company (I can't seem to find it on the document you sent), I want to check if they have another phone line or maybe some website with more contact information. Don't dwell on your reply !

William

dr willy: now or never

Abba!

Have something happened to you you and your family ? It is now less than 10 hours before I should start my journey, and I fear for my security as you seems to have vanished. I don't know if you're alive and smiling your usual smile anymore. If I don't have word from you in 1 (one) hour from now I will abort the mission. I will be able to get refund for my ticket if I cancel within that time. Too bad about our plans to hit it off in Amsterdam, I was really looking forward to it. Too bad about the gifts also, the jewelery will be a glad surprise to Helga, the Laptop will allow Hansi and Fritz to get on the internet and meet new friends. I'm sad that I never could make my dreams with Gumbo come true. Too bad about all the Viagra I had stacked up. If I haven't heard from you within one hour Dr Frankenhauser will not contact you anymore.

Your Willy

abba: sorry i'm back

From: Mariam Abacha mari_abac@yahoo.co.uk
To: William Frankenhauser
Subject: PLS UNDERSTAND MY WORRIES THANKS
Date: Thu, 8 Aug 2002 19:56:45 +0100 (BST)

Dear Willy,
Am sorry once again for the tone of my last mail.I know they have a web site ,but i don't know the address.Just the name and the phone numbers,i guess the address should be on the airway bill.It should't be that difficult calling there within europe.How's the comunication there?Since you are travelling any moment now,i guess it will be easier to call them from Amsterdam.I really appreciate your assistance and concern,pls don't be offended.I have to confirm the full situation before i can be fully sure of my reservations,am sure you will help us book it overthere.I don't want to be stranded.Hope you still remember CONFIDENTIALITRY?? We have don it and am excited but not fully until i get full details that the money has been cleared and its in your account.That is what my mum wants to hear right now.Thats why i have been insisting on your calling,just to confirm and make arrangements for them to pay it into your account,am sure you have a viable account or accounts that can contain the funds without suspicion?Am really relying on you,so pls don't get worked up.You would be a little worried if you were in my shoes.So pls bare with me my dear friend.Its in our own interest.Once the necessary arrangements are made overthere,you inform me immediately and i'll give you our full travelling details so you can help with reservations.Not for you to pay just a matter of choice for us,for three.Remember,you are the full beneficiary of the funds,so act like one.Incase they ask you,tell them from a close business associate who wants to go into real estate.then instruct them immediately to pay it into your account.I thank you once again and am counting on you.
I wish you a pleasant trip and pls keep me posted always.
Looking forward to meeting you my dear friend
Your Noble friend
Abba.

abba: all's well calm down

From: Mariam Abacha mari_abac@yahoo.co.uk
To: William Frankenhauser
Subject: CALM DOWN ALL IS WELL
Date: Thu, 8 Aug 2002 20:25:11 +0100 (BST)

My man Willy,
Am still here.There is no problem with my family i just didn't want you to get too excited and make mistakes.As soon as you get there inform me.Don't worry my dear friend everything is in control.I just wanted to shake you up a little bit,i guess i went too far.Am sorry again.Everything is ok.See you soon.I can't tell Gumsu about your interest with her,when you meet her,you tell her then we'ill see how it goes.Hope i can get a sexy girl there?like i said ,am a ladies man.
All is well my dear friend,so see you soon
Your man
Abba

dr willy: two sheets to the wind

Darling Abba,
These finalh hours have beeen really horrifying. I've indulged myself with 1/2 bottle of Whiskey trying to calm down, this may a ffect my writing. I harddly never t ouch

alcohol under normal circmstances. I won't have any mre to drink now, your repli is really is godsent in these hard tines my dear sweet friend! Thankyou for not

standing me up, we had so much plammed. I'm sorry that I disappointed you when it came to contact tye cargocompany, time simpliy ran out, and I'm not a techincal

mnam undertanding the concept of roaming and gxm,. I will amke it up to you I promise! Won't you be at the airport yourself on the 9:th ? I thought so. When will you

arrive, what day? I will try to find love in thhe red light distict until yoiu come. I will tell your sisterr, theat sweet, sweet bon-bon that I'm fond of her wehn we meet! Are

there any chancers of a threesome betwn you,me and Gumsu`? Please don't be offen ded by my bold questioin, blessed are thy who shaere.

Give my best yo youer darling mother and sister, friend. IĻm counting y on you.

Your chilly willy man (hahaa .. jooke!!)

abba: don't worry be scammed

From: Mariam Abacha mari_abac@yahoo.co.uk
To: William Frankenhauser
Subject: Re: WORRIED
Date: Thu, 8 Aug 2002 20:32:57 +0100 (BST)

Dear Willy,
Am smiling my usual,so don't be worried ,am with you all through.See you soon and await your responce. I knew i could always rely on you.You are smart and sensitive,and i respect you for that.Pls keep me posted.
Your man
Abba.

dr willy: three sheets

D dling aV'BBA,
HOpec dii sd too tunewd olff Yb by mey threesome question, may sa went
stoscamo fasr?? don''t think NTTTHUING IF anythinbng of it my fri
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enfd, i ll go to bed noiow.,,, i fscamjhaeven't been thsyis drunk in amny
years,, , "!!!
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Will y

This last was sent to our Lad three times for a touch of added realism. The doctor was intoxicated. He's sorry about this :)

abba: friends don't let friends be scammed while drunk

Dear Willy,
Am happy you are hare to talk to.You shouldn't have drank too much.Anyway thank God you are ok.I should be in Amsterdam latest by saturday or sunday.No in my country you can't do threesome with your sister.Hope you are alright now?Am really looking forward to seeing you soon.Pls have a good night rest and keep me posted.You are my man Willy,and i look forward to doing more transactions with you.
Perhaps,after this deal,i will invite you to nigeria to see how bautifull it really is,am sure its a long time you came.Have a nice rest my dear friend,and keep me posted
Your noble friend
Abba.

abba: are you ok?

From: Mariam Abacha mari_abac@yahoo.co.uk
To: William Frankenhauser
Subject: Re: WORRIED
Date: Fri, 9 Aug 2002 15:32:06 +0100 (BST)

Dear Willy,
I am worried that i haven't heard from you today.Pls i hope you are ok?Pls am waiting to hear from you soonest.
Your man
Abba.

dr willy: all's well

My friend,

My fight was overbooked so I didn't leave Berlin before in the afternoon, however I've finally arrived safe and sound. Let's keep communication down to minimal and don't mention names, I don't feel safe here. Tell me which flight you arrive on and what time you get here. Your sister still on I hope?

Your friend forever.

abba: are you scammed yet?

From: Mariam Abacha mari_abac@yahoo.co.uk
To: William Frankenhauser
Subject: GLAD
Date: Fri, 9 Aug 2002 22:03:21 +0100 (BST)

My friend,
Am happy your flight was pleasant.Have you called the company?Hope everything is secured as planned?I expect your mail soonest.Am really anxious.Thank you my dear friend.
Your man.

dr willy: paranoia strikes deep

My man,

Actually my flight wasn't pleasant, I felt nauseous due to a bad cocktail olive. Friend, I think I'm being followed. I will not do any more calling while here it wouldn't be safe under the circumstances. I've done more than my share already. Either you now give me the name of the company or inform me when you arrive and we'll team up and go there all of us. Why are you avoiding my question on your time of arrival, I've asked at least 3 times without getting an answer. I'll sit tight here, be back soon.

Your Friend

abba: just follow my instructions to be scammed

From: Mariam Abacha mari_abac@yahoo.co.uk
To: William Frankenhauser
Subject: Re: GLAD
Date: Sat, 10 Aug 2002 10:47:45 +0100 (BST)

Why do you allow me to trust you only for you to want to jeopardise this transaction at this stage.You don't like following simple instruction and that not good for business.I told you something very simple and explicte enough for even a kindargatin.Call the security compant,ask for Tony Adams to make things easy or talk to anyone in the office that you are expecting a consignment from a close friend from Nigeria,once its comfirmed,give them your account details to pay it in,then let me know immediately,so i'ill make my arrangements to come over and we spliut our money.Am coming with my younger sister and my uncle,who is abit advanced in age.If you don't make the necessary arrangements,you want us to come to europe and get stranded?I don't want to run into unnecessary exp[ences,that why i have given you simple instruction and you just don't want to follow.I can't understand you anymore.Why do you want to throw our hopes away?Everyday the consignments stay with the company,it attracts suspicioun and i don't want demaurage to incure.So pls,Will,if you know you are not capable enough,tell me,its enough set back that you have totally refused to take to simple instruction that will favour all of us>How can you just travell to Amsterdam,without calling the UCL diplomatic conpany to confirm your laugauge>pls let me know your intentions fast or can a doctor handle 15million on the road without suspicioun?
Am not happy at this ,i must tell you.

dr willy: into your life it will creep

There's a white van parked outside, I also saw a white van at the airport and I think it's the same. I suspect they're bugging the phone. I won't be use the phone and I won't leave the hotel, as I fear for my security. I thought you were my friend? Please don't fear you will be stranded, I brought cash with me enough to get you back and forth to your country 10 times. If you could only get word to tony to contact me? Start making the arrangements for travelling ASAP, I don't know how long I am able to keep this up, I'm also running out of whiskey, please bring me some when you come.

dr willy: getting worried

Look, this doesn't make sense to me. The dice has been thrown, the money is here. There's 15.5M USD here and you're worrying about your return ticket? With this much money at stake YOU should have been here waiting for ME ?!? I'm not going to sit here forever waiting for you, make up your mind. I fear for my security here. My life is worth more than money to me.

dr willy: getting more worried

Schatzie,

Still no answer from you, and som many questions. I'm leaving the Dorint tonight, and I will stay at an undislclosed hotel under a false name, I'm beginning to doubt your honest intentions. Get back to me.

dr willy: feeling lonely

Scahtzie,

I'm at the new hotel now. As it's saturday you and the other natives are probably dancing and chanting around the fire in your village, but you really shouldn't do that now. As I don't hear from you I'll go spend the evening in the red light district and find myself a real mademoiselle, sorry that your sister Dumbo isn't here yet.
Get back to me tomorrow.

abba: get a grip on yourself man

From: Mariam Abacha mari_abac@yahoo.co.uk
To: William Frankenhauser
Subject: Re: GLAD
Date: Sat, 10 Aug 2002 20:36:00 +0100 (BST)

You are just being paranoid.No one knows about the funds except you have been talking to people.What number should they reach you on?let me contact their Nigerian office.Have you called Tony yet?Pls don't allow dumaurage to incure on the consignment.I can't start paying for that again.If you can't follow simple instructions ,go back to Germany and manage your hospital.I will go about my problems my self.I thought you were here to help me,and you being in europe made everything easy,but now i don't understand you anymore..if you can't afford to call,maybe you don't have enough cash to call,tell me and i'll know so we can communicate better.You are there waisting money on hotel bills,you haven't just phoned where you are going to comfirm the arrangements.Is that how doctors do business?I would have prefered if you were a business man.Pls don't jeopardise this deal for my family,its our last hope to smile.I thought you were a messaih.Pls live up to your word.I beg you confirm the funds.Take to instructions,don't throw my hopes away.Do this and get back to me IMMEDIATELY.Is that how doctors do business?

dr willy: even paranoids have enemies

Schatzie,

Don't you call me paranoid, you man from blackest Africa. You are to treat me with the proper respect, I'm an educated and respected man. Just give me the name of the company and I'll take care of business and stop stalling the deal. You shouldn't have secrets from me. Time is running out... While waiting I'm doing the best of the situation, the sassy mademoiselle I dated invited me to a rave party later tonight at an old warehouse! I'm so excited, I'm at the hotel for a pit stop and I'll be off in a jiffy! Finally I get a good use for the Viagras I was going to use with Dumbo! Get back to me tomorrow honeybunny!

dr willy: having funje herje

Schatzie,

You'll be happy to know I'm making friends here. Last night I met Floortje and Lotje at the party, and they came back to theh hotel with me. It was a crazy night, you know what I mean, hahahahaa !!! Please try to set up a meeting ASAP with the security company. I can't stay in amsterdam forever even as I'm starting to enjoy it. I have commitments in Germany. I'm going back to visit Floortje now. Contact me tonight.

abba: you're a flake and a perve but i still love you and want to scam you

From: Mariam Abacha mari_abac@yahoo.co.uk
To: William Frankenhauser
Subject: Re: GLAD
Date: Sun, 11 Aug 2002 16:38:07 +0100 (BST)

Mr or Dr William frankenhauser or what ever you call yourself,if you know you can't comply with my instructions of comfirming from the security company,pls don't mail me anymore,cos i don't know if you are a pervert or what you are.Am talking of my funds stock at the security company which you have all the details,and you dare tell me about protitutes you sleep with.Are you sure you are a doctor or a hussler?pls you are of quetionable character,and all my hopes of meeting you are dashed.I will call the security company here in Nigeria first thing in the morning monday,and tell them that you are sick and can't make it,so that they can pls reroute my funds back to Nigeria and i'll get a better and more serious beneficiary.Because i don't know what kind of doctor sleeps in pub and stay in cheap hotels carrying prostitutes all day,when do you work.Am even sure you are GAY,thats why you reason so strange and backward.Are you sure you are a doctor?Pls tell me,what do you really do for a living that you can't understand simple instruction.Did you go to Holland to stay in red light districts or you are a PIMP?Am doubting your loyalty William.You can't even afford to call me,are you so poor and despirate.Am trying to give you the opportunity to earn a good living,and you say the live you enjoy is to go to redlight districts everyday and carry hookers.Pls don't mail me anymore,and don't call the security company anymore either,cos first thing in the morning tomorrow,am sending a stop order and telling them to send my consignment back to Nigeria.

Thankyou for waisting my time William and Pls get a real life and stop lying about being a doctor.If you really want to be a doctor,you should go to school and read and stop faking.I really thought i could trust you William.May Allah help you.

Your Old Friend
Abba.

dr willy: i am what i yam

Schatzie,

I really am a doctor, I'm your life long friend - the man you'd trust with your life remember. I must keep my spirit up here in Amsterdam. I have made new friends while waiting, is that why you are annoyed? Don't you like making new friends, huh? God knows I've tried and tried to keep you happy and smiling all the time, I even got you and Dumbo gifts. I'm sorry it makes you angry that I haven't called Tony, but I'm being watched so I WILL NOT PHONE ANYONE while in Amsterdam. Can you atleast arrange a meeting between me and Tony? Not in no hotel room, it must be an open place so I see it's safe.

dr willy: were you pulling my leg?

WHY DON'T YOU ANSWER ?!?

You wasted my time by making me go to Amsterdam and the you don't even show up! I'm sitting here with gifts I bought to your family worth many thousands euros and you're ditching me ? Well bloody fine by me, I will be popular with my own family when I give them the gifts. The guy at the jewelery store said that the inscription of the jewelery could be easily erased and changed to, let's say "Helga" for instance. I'm giving you your last chance now to give me the name of the security company or arrange a meeting! If I haven't heard from you by tonight I will start making arrangements early tommorow for my journey back to Germany. And I will NEVER come back to this place! People speak so funny here!

dr willy: prepare to be insulted

Dear mugu,

You've finally found out that I, Bender Bending Rodriguez, was counter-scamming you all the time. Yeah, that would kinda piss me off to. No, I am not, I was never the kinky alcohol-loving gullible dr William Frankenhauser. I never went back and forth in Europe. I never had phone problems. I never made a single phonecall. I never liked you. I don't even prefer colored girls.

Hope you enjoy the feeling of someone playing mind-games back with you. This has been time well spent for me, it's seldom I sit at my computer laughing out loud. It was a most stimulating "adventure", I almost felt like a regular 007 James Bond at times. I especially enjoyed the fact that I could let "Dr Frankenhauser" become a litte bit more weird and kinky in every mail without you noticing that the weirdnessfactor kept escalating without ever levelling out. We've used your scam attempt as a discussion topic on coffee breaks at work. We had a really great time planning Dr Frankenhausers next move in his holy quest for the "free Abacha money". It has been a great source of joy and laughter for eveyone and a real teamwork. I guess I should be thanking you for all this, but I think I'll pass. I'm also satisfied that I've been consuming your time and money while doing this, time you'd otherwise use for trying to trick people and pestering them with scam-spam.

Furthermore you ought to be ashamed of yourself for giving your fine nation a bad reputation and trying to steal honest people's hard earned money.You and your kind don't help your nation by being greedy, stupid, mugu:ish criminals. Get a job. If there's any thing I regret about The Doctor's adventure it'll have to be that I never managed to lure you out on town scouting the shops for a "penis cover". Should you ever want to remember our litte "adventure", please go to www.scamorama.com where it has been published for the viewing pleasure of the internet community.

Until next time we meet,

Your proud scammer,
Bender Bending Rodriguez (Bender Unit 22)
Robot Arms Apt, 00100100

yeah well that's probably it

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