CHRISTIAN BAMBA
TEL:+225 05775748
ABIDJAN(COTE D'IVOIRE)

ATTN :  DIRECTOR

DEAR,

 REAL ESTATE/STOCK MARKET INVESTMENT PROPOSAL

PERMIT ME TO INFORM YOU ABOUT MY DESIRE TO GO INTO
BUSINESS RELATIONSHIP WITH YOU.I GOT YOUR CONTACTFROM
ONE OF THE IVOIRIAN CHAMBERS OF COMMERCE IN COTE-
D'IVOIRE. AND AFTER MY PRAYERS AND FASTING FOR SEVEN
GOOD DAYS,INFACT I HAD THE REVELATION THAT YOU WILL
SUCCESSFULLY ASSIST ME WITH HONEST AND GOOD MIND.

I AM  CHRISTIAN BAMBA,AN IVORIAN (IVORY
COAST)NATIONALITY.THE ONLY CHILD OF LATE MR AND MRS.
BAMBA. MY FATHER WAS A VERY RICH COCOA MERCHANT, BASED
IN ABIDJAN; THE ECONOMIC CAPITAL OF IVORY COAST BEFORE
HE WAS POISONED TO DEATH BY HIS BUSINESS ASSOCIATES ON
ONE OF THEIR OUTINGS TO DISCUSS ON A BUSINESS DEAL.
WHEN MY MOTHER DIED ON OCTOBER 24,2000,MY FATHER TOOK
ME SO SPECIAL SINCE I AM MOTHERLESS. BEFORE THE DEATH
OF MY FATHER ON SEPTEMBER 26,2001 IN PRIVATE HOSPITAL
WHERE HE WAS ADMITTED,HE CALLED ME SECRETLY TO HIS BED
SIDE AND TOLD ME THAT HE KEPT SUM OF US $16,500,000.00
(SIXTEEN MILLION FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND UNITED STATES
DOLLARS)IN A BANK IN ABIDJAN COTE D'IVOIRE AND ALSO MY
LATE FATHER ADVICED ME BEFORE HIS SUDDEN DEATH TO RUN
AWAY FROM THE COUNTRY BEFORE HIS BUSINESS ASSOCIATE
GET HOLD OF ME BECAUSE IF THEY SEE ME THEY WILL KILL
ME AND CLAIM THE MONEY AWAY FROM ME.MEANWHILE THEY
HAVE SEIZED HIS COMPANY AND ALSO HIS FAMILIHOOD HAS AS
WELL DO AWAY WITH SOME OF OUR PROPERTIES SUCH CARS,
OUR HOUSES AND SOME DOMESTIC BELONGINGS E.T.C. ALSO HE
LATER TOLD THAT HE USED MY NAME AS THE NEXT OF KIN IN
DEPOSIT OF THE FUND. MEANWHILE,HE EXPLAINED TO ME THAT
IT WAS BECAUSE OF THIS MONEY HE WAS POISONED BY HIS
BUSINESS PARTNERS AND THAT I SHOULD SEEK FOR A FOREIGN
PARTNER IN COUNTRY OF MY CHOICE WHERE I WILL TRANSFER
THIS MONEY AND USE IT FOR PROFIT INVESTMENT PURPOSE,
SUCH AS:REAL ESTATE OR STOCK MARKET INVESTMENT .

SIR, I AM HONOURABLY SOLICITING YOUR KIND ASSISTANCE
AS FOLLOWS.:
1) TO PROVIDE A BANK ACCOUNT WHERE THIS MONEY WILL BE

   TRANSFERRED TO.
2) TO SERVE AS THE GUARDIAN OF THESE FUND, SINCE I AM

   A BOY OF 26 YEARS OLD.
3)  TO MAKE ARRANGEMENT FOR ME IN YOUR COUNTRY TO
    CONTINUE MY EDUCATIONAL CAREER AND TO PROCURE
    ME A RESIDENTIAL PERMIT IN YOUR COUNTRY.

I AM INCLINED TO OFFER YOU 20% OF THE TOTAL SUM AS A
MODE OF COMPENSATION FOR YOUR ASSISTANCE AFTER THE
TRANSFERRING OF THESE FUND TO YOUR NOMINATED ACCOUNT
OVERSEAS. PLEASE, SIR I WILL BE VERY MUCH HAPPY IF
THIS TRANSACTION WILL BE CONCLUDED WITHIN SEVEN (7)
WORKING DAYS FROM NOW.I AM  EXPECTING HEARING FROM YOU
AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.

N.B: SIR, I WILL LIKE YOU TO GIVE ME YOUR DIRECT
TELEPHONE AND FAX NUMBER IN YOUR REPLY OF THIS MY
PROPOSAL AND PLEASE CALL ME IMMEDIATELY YOU RECEIVE
THIS MY CONFIDENCIAL LETTER.MY DIRECT PHONE NUMBER IS
: +225 05775748 HOWEVER,MAY ALMIGHTY GOD BLESS YOU AS
YOU DO CARE FOR AN ORPHAN LIKE ME.PLEASE READ HEBREWS
CHAPTER 13,VERSES I-3 & PSALM 86 FOR GOD SO LOVED US
AND GIVES EVERYONE OF US HIS BLESSINGS.

THANKS AND GOD BLESS YOU,AMEN.

BEST REGARDS

CHRISTIAN BAMBA.

Dear Christian,

Sorry that I haven't replied before now but I have been 
rather busy passing your e-mail and it's sorry story onto 
some friends of mine and awaiting their reply.

I'd like to take this opportunity to thank you for this 
delightful money making scam,  my friends and I found it 
very entertaining and your pathetic attempt to get me to 
give you my bank details (by the way I think you need
to enrol in a course of basic grammar, but then again English 
probably isn't your first language) made us laugh at your stupidity.

As I said in my opening paragraph, I hope you do not mind, 
but I have taken the liberty of forwarding this e-mail to
Brigadier Archibald Smythe a friend of mine at the Royal 
Canadian Mounted Police force. He has informed me that he 
has forwarded the e-mail to Interpol and that the RCMP and 
Interpol are interested in scams like this, and the people
who run them. Apparently it is fairly easy for them to find 
people like you through the wonders of internet tracking devices. 
He has assured me that you will be caught. And severely punished.

I have also taken the liberty (if, for some reason you manage 
to evade Canadian and international justice) of sending your 
e-mail to another friend of mine in South Africa, His name is 
Able Macatini, a very powerful Sangoma. He has told me that he 
will be able to put a curse on you and your real family (not 
the made up parents that you say have both died).  He mentioned 
that your intestines would start to bleed, your anus would break 
out in boils, and that your penis would shrivel up and turn to dust.

Hope you are well and strong because you'll start to get very ill, 
very soon. Sorry, but I think you asked for it.

Best regards.

Me

HEY MENS,

YOU MUST BE CRAZY BY MAKING SUCH LANGUAGE TO ME.

OK,I WILL FIRST START WITH YOU MR COLIN BEFORE YOUR
FRIEND MR MACHATINI IN SOUTH AFRICA.I AM AN AMORCH AND
THE LEADER OF THE AMORCH SOCIETY.I CAN GET TO YOU IN
NEXT 1 SECOND IF YOU DONT KNOW IT.I WILL SURPRISE YOU
NOW MR COLINS.BUT FIRST OF ALL,I AM GIVEN YOU JUST
ONLY 24 HOURS TO GIVE ME AN APPOLOGY LETTER,OTHERWISE
I WILL START BURNING YOU AND YOUR ENTIRE FAMILY TO
PIECES AFTER 24 HOURS EXPIRE.INFACT I WILL DREAD YOU
ALL WITH DISEASES AND SICKNESSES AND I MUST APPEAR TO
YOU OVERNIGHT TO GIVE YOU THE BAD DISEASES IF YOU DONT
DO WHAT I ASKED YOU NOW.ALSO MAKE SURE YOU WENT TO AN
OCEAN AND THROW A KILLED DOVE WITH SEVEN ALLIGATOR
PEPPER FOR PEACE,OTHERWISE MY GODS ALA BAM BAM,CHIRI
OKO KO,IJAM BA EKIBILE WILL TURN TO YOU AND YOUR
ENTIRE FAMILY AND DESTROY YOU ALL.I FEAR NO ONE
BECAUSE I HAVE KILLED HUMANS,EAT THEIR BODIES AND
THEIR BONES AND SWALLOW THEM.THEN WHY DONT YOU RESPECT
THE GODS.YOU HAVE MET AND CURSE SOME ONE YOU WILL
NEVER BELEIVE.TALKING TOO MUCH WILL NOT BE THE ANSWER,
BUT ONLY TO GIVE YOU 24 HOURS TO GIVE LETTER OF
APOLOGY OTHERWISE I WILL SHOW YOU AND YOUR FRIEND IN
SOUTH-AFRICA.WAIT FOR MY SPIRIT BODY ANY MOMENT FROM
NOW OK.I WILL JUMP TO AN OCEAN AND MEET YOU PEOPLE
WHEREVER YOU ARE.ABRA KATA BRA KATA.24 HOURS.

SHOW MY MESSAGE TO YOU FRIEND IN SOUTH AFRICA AND GIVE
HIM MY MESSAGE.YOU PEOPLE HAVE OFFEND MY GODS.

C.BAMBA.

Hi Christian, so nice to hear from you, as you see 
24 hours has past and I am still here. So much for your 
threats and gods and your Amorch society?

And I thought you were a little 26 year old Christian orphan boy, 
now now Christian are you lying to me now or in your first letter?

Do you want to change your story about being an orphan, or do 
you want me to get the spirits of your ancestors to turn against 
you. You will have no rest in the after life.

By the way I will pass this letter on to my Sangoma friend, 
I'm sure he will be duly impressed with the strength of your 
medicine. Actual I think he will laugh mightily at your stupid 
little gods. He also mentioned that the magic of someone who 
follows lies and deception are weaker than the magic of the 
followers of truth and righteousness.

I will now ask him to curse you with suppurating boils under 
your eyelids then make your bowels turn to blood and then just 
when you think nothing can get worse I'll just get him to make 
all your stolen money vanish? I'm sure making your money vanish 
will hurt you more than any physical punishments I can think of. 
But I'd like you to suffer a little first.

What I am trying to get through to you is that I am the devil 
on earth and your puny little threats are as water running off 
the back of a duck.

I laugh at you and your false truths.

Greetings Christian,

Oh yes, I have also sent this letter to my friend Brigadier Archibald
from the Royal Canadian Mounted Police force. He is most interested in
your actions, especially this bit - I FEAR NO ONE BECAUSE I HAVE KILLED
HUMANS, EAT THEIR BODIES AND THEIR BONES AND SWALLOW THEM. - You talk
about killing people and eating them, he has assured me that he and his
colleagues at Interpol will do all that they can to track down a
murderer, as you claim to be in your own words.

Now what do the courts do in your country do to self confessed
murderers?
I suggest you pack all your belongings away and flee and hide in the
jackals den where you were spawned.

Have a nice life you carrion eater in human disguise. And don't forget
to always be careful, because not only is the magic of my Sangoma
working against you but so is the police force of the world.

I have also instructed my friend Able Macatini to curse you so the
afflictions happen when you are not expecting them, none of this within
seconds or 24 hours that you promised me. I believe in surprise and not
deadlines, it's much more fun for me that way. You might think you are
safe, but when you feel safe the first curse will strike, then the next
and the next till you will beg me to end your misery.

You also contacted me first begging for help, which makes you weak. And
me strong. I laugh at you you pathetic, diseased, rabbid cur.

MR TIM,

INFACT YOU ARE DISTURBING MY PEACE.DO YOU KNOW THAT.IF
I WANT TO DO YOU BAD,I CAN DO YOU,BUT I AM SOMEONE
THAT HAVE PITY SOMETIME.PLEASE DONT MAKE ME LIKE A
HUNGRY LION SO THAT I WILL NOT PIERCE ON YOU AND YOUR
ENTIRE FAMILY LIKE A DEAD LION OK.

HOWEVER,I KNEW VERY WELL THAT MY BUSINESS TO YOU IS
GENIUE,REAL AND LEGAL.I AM A MILLIONAIRE BASED ON MY
PARENT WEALTH WHICH I INHERITTED.IT WAS BECAUSE OF
YOUR FIRST LETTER TO ME I ACTED LIKE THIS.IF I HAVE
OFFEDED YOU PLEASE FORGIVE AND FORGET FOR GOD SAKE.
I WAS LUST AND TEMPTED BY SATAN TO MAKE TO YOU SUCH
BAD STATEMENT.BUT HOWEVER,AS FOR YOUR SAGOMA gods I AM
NOT AFRAID OF ANY goddes BUT ALMIGHTY GOD THAT LIVE IN
HEAVEN.HE IS MY ARMOUR AND EVERLASTING ROCKS.PLEASE I
WANT YOU TO START FROM NOWTO WORSHIP ALMIGHTY GOD
BECAUSE HE IS THE SAVIOUR AND PROTECTION.INFACT WITH
GOD ALMIGHTY ALL THING ARE POSSIBLE.PLEASE I WANT YOU
TO FORGIVE ME OK.DONT THINK THAT I AM AFRAID OF YOU OR
EVEN YOUR SAGOMA gods,HONESTLY I AM NOT AFRAID AT ALL
BECAUSE THEY CAN NEVER HARM IN LIFE.I AM LIKE A ROCKS
OF GOD ALMIGHTY AND VERY STRONG MORE THAN YOU AND YOUR
FRIEND ABLE MACHATI,THE SOGOMA gods WORSHIPER. THE
ALMIGHTY GOD SAID WORSHIP NO gods EXCEPT ME.SO WHY ARE
YOU PROUD OF YOUR SAGOMA idols gods BEFORE OUR GOD
ALMIGHTY THE CREATOR.PLEASE I WANT YOU TO CHANGE AND
ACCEPT THE LIVING JESUS MR TIM OK.YOU ARE MY GOOD
FRIEND AND I DONT WANT YOU TO PERISH IN HELL FIRE.
PLEASE CHANGE YOUR WAYS NOW I BEG YOU FOR YOU TO LIVE
LONGLIFE OK.I WILL TELL YOU AGAIN THAT MY BUSINESS TO
YOU IS GENIUE AND REAL.I AM NOT LYING TO YOU.INFACT I
AM VERY HONEST TO YOU BELEIVE,BUT IT WAS BECAUSE OF
YOUR BAD FIRST MESSAGE TO ME THAT MAKE ME VEX AND
SATAN USED ME AS A WEAPON TO WRITE YOU BACK WITH BAD
AND TREATING MESSAGE.PLEASE FORGIVE ME FOR THAT
OK.TELL YOUR FRIEND IN SOUTH AFRICA TO FORGIVE ME ALSO
OK.BUT TELL HIM THAT I AM HONEST AND GENIUE WITH MY
BUSINESS TO YOU.THAT IS ALL I HAVE FOR YOU.IF YOU LIKE
BELEIVE IT OR NOT?.WHAT I KNOW IS THAT I WILL SUCCED
ONEDAY WITH A GOOD MAN THAT WILL HELP ME OUT TO
TRANSFER MY FUND TO HIS COUNTRY AND HELP ME IN
INVESTING IT ALSO OK.INFACT I ASSURE YOU THIS MR TIM.
WHEN I SUCCEED I WILL LET YOU KNOW OK.GOD IS WITH ME
AND GOD MUST BEAR ME WITNESS I SWEAR TO YOU NOW
BELEIVE ME OK.THANKS.

CHRISTIAN.

Dear Christian,

I am very confused I thought you were a poor Christian orphan 
boy of 26, or a leader of the Amorch society, now I hear you 
are a millionaire.

I think you are a bad and evil person and deserve all that my friends
can deliver unto you. I will tell them to carry on and punish you
because it was you who invaded my life and harmony with your lies,
deception and threats, I have no fear of your threats. But you fear
mine.

I am doing this because you have to be stopped, you are an evil parasite
against humanity. And I believe you now know that. You also now know
that you can't hurt me but you know the damage I can do to you on this
earth and in the afterlife.

And even as you read this letter, know this, your ancestors are already
turning their backs on you. They came to me and let it be known that you
have dishonoured them with your false words.

You are trying to make people believe that your offer is true 
but what you are doing is stealing their lives. So I and my friends 
have decided to steal your life.

You do not believe in a Christian God, you believe in money. 
Where you are going, you will give thanks to be able to eat the 
dung of Satan and his imps.

There is one way you can be forgiven for your threats. Send a bank
Guaranteed cheque made out to me for the sum of $6 000 000 in United
States dollars. Once I have it I will put $4 000 000 aside to set up a
charitable fund to be called the Christian Bamba Fund for orphans. The
remaining $2 000 000 will have to be given to my good friends Brigadier
Archibald Smythe at the Royal Canadian Mounted Police force and the
Sangoma Able Macatini to help them forget of your existance and stop the
proceedings they have started.

If this is agreeable to you I will send the details where you can post
the cheque.

If this is not agreeable I will curse you, and tell you this, if you
believe in heaven, you will never enter through it's gates, hellfire and
damnation will be your reward for the evils that you perpetrate through
your lies and greed.

DEAR TIMM COLIN,

AS FOR ME I DONT FEAR ANYBODY BECAUSE I AM A ROCK OF
GOD ALMIGHTY.WHOEVER TRIES ME WILL ANNOYED GOD
ALMIGHTY AND THE ANGER OF GOD ALMIGHTY WILL BE ONTO
HIM.SO THEREFORE STAY AWAY FROM YOUR THREATS AND BAD
WORKS BECAUSE THERE IS NO BENEFITS FOR YOU,RATHER THAN
TO REGRET YOURLIFE OK.I TRULY WANT YOUR FRIENDSHIP AND
I WANT TO WORK WITH YOU.LET ME TELL YOU THE TRUTH
NOW,MY BUSINESS TO YOU IS GENIUE,REAL AND 100% RISK
FREE HONESTLY SPEAKING.I AM NOT WHATEVER NAMES YOU
CALLED ME.I AM A REAL BORN AGAIN CHRISTIAN AND GOD
WILL BEARS ME WITNESS BEFORE HEAVEN AND EARTH.I AM NOT
AFRAID OF THE WORLD,BUT ONLY HIM WHO CREATED ME ON
THIS WORLD.SO KEEP OFF YOUR THREATS.NO BENEFITS AND
NOTHING WILL HAPPEN TO ME OK.AS FOR THE US$6 MILLION
DOLLARS YOU THREATED ME TO GIVE YOU,IT IS IMPOSSIBLE
AND THIS IS BAD CHARACTER AND BAD DOINGS.SO YOU WANT
TO THREAT ME AND FORCE ME TO GIVE YOU MONEY BY ALL
MEAN.HONESTLY SPEAKING THIS IS STOLEN BY FORCE
MANNERS.

LISTEN,IF YOU WANT TO WORK WITH ME,COME AND HELP ME
OUT OK.
CALL ME ON MY PHONE NUMBER +225 05775748.THAT IS ALL.
BUT BEAR IT IN YOUR MIND THAT YOU MUST HELP ME OUT
FINANCIALLY HONESTLY SPEAKING AND EAT YOUR 20% I OFFER
YOU FROM MY FUND OK.BUSINESS IS BUSINESS AND NOTHING
MORE.GOODBYE AND GOODLUCK MR TIMM COLIN.ALSO TELL YOUR
FRIEND TO STOP EVIL WORKS BECAUSE OF HELL FIRE.YOU TOO
MR TIMM STOP IT SO THAT YOU DONT PERISH IN HELL FIRE..

I JUST TRY YOU IN MY SECOND MEESAGE TO YOU TO SEE IF
YOU ARE GOOD PERSON AND HONEST ALSO.SO THINK ABOUT THE
BUSINESS AND WRITE ME BACK AND CALL ME ALSO.

CHRISTIAN.

Christian Bamba SUFFER MY WRATH.

You Ignored my generous offer to save your miserable life, and now all
the gods of Africa and your ancestors will descend upon you, I unleash
all the curses of hell upon you.

You choose not to accept my forgiveness and the result will be on your
head. Think of this every time you feel pain it is because of me, every
time you have a bad dream it is because of me, every time you have an
accident it is because of me. Every time a person you think as a friend
turns away from you it is because of me.

I will make your piss burn, make your bowels turn to water, make your
very blood fight its host and make sure you never take pleasure of a
woman lest they curse you with all the diseases under the heavens.

You will not feel sick today but over the passing of time you will, you
will suffer all the pain and suffering that you were willing to cause to

others. And your agonies will grow more dreadful as your body fails.

I will rain damnation on your bones and scatter them to the corners of
Africa, your soul will feel no peace because you know at heart you are a

false Christian. A Christian would never do what you plan to do to
others, may Satan visit you and churn your guts with his pitchfork of
agony and corruption.

Your body in time will reject you, your very hands will fail you and you

will die alone and diseased for all to pity and say that is a man who
tried to take away from others. You will beg for death and the release
of the fires of hell.

However it is not too late, I can still turn away the evils that are
waiting to make your existence miserable. All it will take is the $6 000

000 US, and in your name I will create a shelter for orphans, to set
right all the bad you have done to others through your scheme to empty
their life savings.

You know you are wrong, your Christian god knows you are wrong and he is

already turning his back on you, that is why he led you to me. The gods
of Africa know you are wrong and they are waiting to unleash their anger

on you. The crying spirits of your ancestors know you are wrong and are
shamed by you and are already distancing themselves from you. Satan
knows you are wrong and he is laughing and preparing a place for you
where you will suffer everlasting torment. And I know you are wrong
because you would have taken my money and laughed. Now I am laughing
because I know your suffering will soon begin.

HELLO MR TIMM COLIN,

OK FORGET ABOUT ME NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE NOT A GOOD
MAN.I CAN SEE IT NOW.YOU JUST WANT TO HAVE MY MONEY,
BUT YOU DONT WANT TO HELP ME OUT.THANK GOD ALMIGHTY MY
FUND IS NOW SAFE ALWAYS.I WILL CLAIM IT ANY TIME I GET
HONEST PERSON TO HELP ME OUT FROM THERE OK.

GOOD LUCK FOR YOUR BAD MIND.PLEASE DONT WRITE ME AGAIN
IN YOUR LIFE BECAUSE YOU ARE NOT A GOOD MAN AT ALL.DO
WHATEVER YOU WISH TO DO NOW OK.I AM NEVER FRAID OF IT.

I WILL CONTACT YOU WHEN I MAKE IT WITH ANOTHER HONEST
PERSON OK.GOODBYE FOREVER AND GOODLUCK FOR YOUR BAD
MIND.I DONT NEED YOUR MONEY.I ALREADY HAVE MINE OK.

MARTIN.

So your name is Martin, were you telling untruths all along? You are not
an orphan, you are a thief who preys on the innocent and gullible.

From this day forward you are no longer a man. You are the worst kind of
thing.

When you tried to cheat me I saw into your lies and deceptions, what I
do to you, remember this, you brought upon yourself.

You lied all along about who you are. You hide behind a web of lies and
untruths. I will now contact My Sangoma friend to cast all the curses
that he can muster, he now also knows you are a sneaking thief who
doesn't have the courage to use his real name. So who is the bad man
now?

I am, and have always been honest about who I am and the powers that I
command. God sent me as an instrument to stop you and your vileness. You
will see the powers I have over you.

I am not the evil one, you are, I told you I would use your stolen money
to benefit the orphans, this does not seem like a bad thing to me, I
only curse you because you are a very bad and evil person. And you will
feel my curses all the time from now on, if your hand slips when you are
peeling fruit and you cut yourself it will be because of my curse. If
you get a cold it will be because of my curse. If your teeth rot in your
head it will be because of my curse. Anything that happens to you from
now on will be because of my curse. What is your miserable lying life
worth to you, to me it is worth the life of a dung beetle that I squash
under my foot.

Martin quake in fear. Know that everything bad that happens to you from
now is because of me.

The time for talking is over now the time for action and suffering
starts.

My strength increases by the day and you will get weaker, and as you
feel the weakness you will contact me again. Hell has a special place
for you because, god and the devil agree that you are an evil man, and
you have united them in their quest to rid the earth of your vileness.

If you need me to remove the curse, you know how it can be done. I pity
you and your life.

I am having a great deal of fun, how about you.

(After each letter I sent back, Christianer... Martinreplied within hours. He just had to reply and justify himself to me, he was just too thick to quit, or was he just too scared?I betI hear from him tomorrowmorning, I'll let you know.)

Then I had a brainwave, I started passing out his e-mail number and phone number to other spam/scam artists (I told them I couldn't help, but my good friend Christian Bamba could), and sure enough when I got to work the next morning I got several replies, both from the scammers thanking me for giving them Christian's number, and from Christian begging me to stop. It seems Master Bamba is a real orphan and was doing the scam to survive, as Judge Judy is prone to say once you lie to me I no longer believe you.

Do you recognize this Christian? or William? or is it Tony?

My eyes are everywhere, and you will suffer in hell you jackal. 
In fact I can feel you suffering now.


Bambalony #1:

TONY BAMBA
 TEL:+225-05775748
 ABIDJAN(COTE D'IVOIRE
 ATTN : DIRECTOR
 REAL Ý ESTATE / STOCK MARKET INVESTMENT PROPOSAL
 PERMIT ME TO INFORM YOU ABOUT MY DESIRE TO GO INTO BUSINESS
RELATIONSHIP WITH YOU. I GOT YOUR CONTACT FROM ONE OF YOUR COUNTRY MEN
WHO IS AN INTERNATIONAL BUSINESS
 MAN DEALING AN ELECTRONICS/PLASTICS EXPORTER
 HERE IN COTE D'IVOIRE.AND AFTER MY PRAYER, I HAD THE REVELATION THAT
YOU WILL SUCCESSFULLY ASSIST ME.
 I AM TONY BAMBA, AN IVORIAN (IVORY COAST) NATIONALITY.THE ONLY CHILD OF

MR AND MRS. BAMBA MY FATHER WAS A VERY RICH COCOA MERCHANT, BASED IN
ABIDJAN; THE ECONOMIC
 CAPITAL OF IVORY COAST BEFORE HE WAS POISONED TO DEATH BY HIS BUSINESS
ASSOCIATES ON ONE OF THEIR OUTINGS TO DISCUSS ON A BUSINESS DEAL .
blah blah

My, my, recognise this letter ? 
isn't it the same phone number as yours,
could it be your mother? I don't think so.

Are you having fun yet?

Bambalony #2 (same phone number)

FROM. MRS BETHY BOKO. TEL : 225 05775748. 
ABIDJAN COTE D'IVOIRE
CONFIDENTIAL INVESTMENT PROPOSAL 
ATTN : DIRECTOR

With due respect and humility I write you this proposal 
which I believe would be of great interest to you.

I am MRS BETHY BOKO, the wife of the late DR. JOSEPH BOKO 
of the blessed memory. Prior to my husband assassination 
by the rebel forces loyal Mayor John Paul Koromah, he was 
the Director General National Gold and Diamond Mining 
Corporation of Sierra Leone. Two days before my husband 
was assassinated, he instructed me and my children (JOHN and
CHANTAL) to move out of Sierra Leone immediately,before the 
blah blah
We came into Abidjan with some valuables including a cash sum 
of US$30. Million (THIRTY MILLION US DOLLARS ONLY) in two trunk 
boxes which I deposited with a private security company here in Abidjan,

blah blah
Yours Sincerely,
MRS. BETHY BOKO.


Or perhaps this is your mother? I do not think so either. 
Recognise the phone number. At least you could get your 
story right. If it is this easy for me to find out what 
you are doing Imagine how easy it is for Brigadier Archibald 
Smythe and Sangoma Able Macatini to find you and torture you. 
It's not too late to call them off. But it soon will be.

Are you having fun yet? I am.

Bambaloni #3:


Mrs Bethy boko.
From: Mrs Bethy Boko
Tel:+225 05775748
Cote d'ivoire,West Africa.

URGENT AND NOBLE ASSISTANCE.

ATTN/
Dear sir,
In brief introduction, Iím Mrs beth chinasa from
Sierra-Leone. My husband Mr Joseph Boko
was the former operations manager of the Sierra
Leone Gold and Diamond cooperation during the
tenure of the democratically elected head of state
president Ahmed Tijan Kabbah who was forced out of
office by the rebels led by major Paul Koromah.
blah blah
Upon my opening to
his undergroud safe, I was surprised to notice among
other things 2 big trunk boxes which contained the
US$55.5million (Fifty Five Million Five hundred
thousand united states dollars). I contacted my late
husband friend who operated a fishing
trawlers vessels through noble assistance, I and my
family were smuggled out to Abidjan through costal river
with the sealed trunk boxes containing the money.
blah
Please call my son(John boko)immediately you
receive this my message now with our
direct telephone number +225 05775748.

Thanks and yours sincerely,

Mrs Bethy boko.


And his latest letter urging me to call off the dogs.


Subject: PLEASE FORGIVE ME BROTHER TIMM COLIN FOR GOD SAKE OK.
Date:Wed, 20 Nov 2002 10:48:31 +0100 (CET)
From:Christian Bamba [christian_bamba_2002@yahoo.fr]

DEAR IN CHRIST (Kindly Contributor),

I WANT TO CONFESS NOW OK.I KNEW VERY WELL THAT WHAT I
AM DOING IS NOT GOOD IN THE LORD FACE,BUT IS SITUATION
MATTERS.MAY ALMIGHTY GOD FORGIVE ME MY SIN IN JESUS
NAME I PRAY,AMEN.I WILL NEVER DO IT AGAIN IN MY LIFE I
PROMISE YOU AND I SWEAR TO YOU WITH ALMIGHTY GOD NAME
OK.PLEASE FORGIVE AND FORGET ME OK.I HAVE OFFENDED
YOU,
BUT FORGIVE ME.THERE IS NOTHING LIKE TRUTH AND ALSO
CONFESSION.GOD SAYS ASK FOR FORGIVENESS AND YOU SHALL
BEEN FORGIVEN OF YOUR SINS.

PLEASE I WANT YOU TO FORGIVE ME FOR MY BAD ACT MY GOOD
BROTHER IN CHRIST MR TIMM COLIN OK.I WANT TO CHANGE MY
LIFE NOW AS A TRULY BORN AGAIN CHRISTIAN.BY THE WAY
ARE YOU A BORN AGAIN CHRISTIAN BROTHER TIMM COLIN?.CAN
YOU TEACH ME ABOUT THE WORD OF ALMIGHTY GOD?.I WANT TO
SECURE A PLACE FOR ALMIGHTY GOD TO LIVE IN MY HEART
NOW.PLEASE KINDLY KNOWLEDGE ME WITH WORD OF ALMIGHTY
GOD AND MAKE HIM REIN IN MY LIFE FOREVER OK.

THIS IS MY SAD STORY.I WILL TELL YOU NOW.IN OUR
COMMUNITY EVERYBODY HATE US,MYSELF AND MY PARENT
BEFORE THEIR SUDDEN DEATH.I LOST MY BOTH PARENT BUT
THEY WERE VERY POOR AND POOREST.I COUND NOT BE ABLE TO
CONTINUE MY SCHOOL AFTER THE SUDDEN DEATH OF MY PARENT
BECAUSE OF THEIR POOR BACKGROUNG. THERE IS NO MONEY
FOR ME TO FURTHER MY EDUCATION.I SEEK HELP FROM PEOPLE
IN OUR COMMUNITY TO HELP ME OUT WITH MY SCHOOOL CAREER
PURSUIT,BUT EVERYONE REFUSED.THEREFORE I DROP OUT FROM
SCHOOL AND NEVER HAPPY IN MY LIFE.I REALLY WANT TO
CONTINUE EDUCATION,BUT MONEY TURNED ME DOWN.SO THIS IS
WHY I DECIDED TO JOIN THIS HABBIT AND MAKE LITTLE
MONEY TO CONTINUE MY SCHOOL.MY PARENT LEFT ME THREE
MONTH AGO BY A MOTOR ACCIDENT.I WAS WITH THEM ON THAT
DAY ON OUR JOURNEY TO ONE VILLAGE TO VISIT MY FATHERS
GRAND MOTHER AND THE ACCIDENT HAPPENED BUT GOD SAVES
ONLY MY LIFE WITH TWO OTHER PEOPLES.SO FROM THEIR I
BECOMED ORPHAN AND NO FORWARD,NO BACKWARD.I MEAN NO
PROGRESS SINCE THREE MONTHS MY PARENT LEFT ME.I DROPED
OUT OF SCHOOL DUE TO THIS CIRCUSTANCES AND LIFE BEGIN
TO WORST MORE AND MORE.NO HELPER,NO FRIEND,NO FAMILY
AND NOBODY TO HELP ME OUT AT ALL.I WAS JUST LIVING BY
THE GRACE OF GOD ALMIGHTY.THIS IS WHY I JOINED THIS
HABBITS JUST TO ASSIST MYSELF TO CONTINUE MY SCHOOL.

PLEASE IF YOU CAN HELP ME OUT AS A MAN OF GOD,I WILL
TRULY LOVE IT AND GOD ALMIGHTY MUST PAY YOU BACK OK.I
WANT JOB IN YOUR COUNTRY IF YOU CAN HELP ME THERE.
PLEASE I WANT YOU TO HELP ME WITH MONEY TO COME TO
YOUR COUNTRY INORDER TO WORK AND GET MONEY AND ALSO
CONTINUE MY EDUCATION.INFACT IF YOU CAN HELP ME OUT,I
WILL NEVER FORGET IT IN MY LIFE AND GOD ALMIGHTY MUST
PAY YOU BACK YOUR KINDNESS TO ME.INFACT I CAN NOT EVEN
BE ABLE TO PROUD OF 1 DOLLAR EITHER.I WANT TO COME TO
YOUR COUNTRY AND START NEW LIFE AND WORK VERY HARD AND
GET MONEY FOR MY SCHOOL.I DONT KNOW HOW I CAN DO THAT
AND I DONT HAVE EVEN 1 DOLLAR TO GET MY TRAVELLING
DOCUMENTS TO COME TO YOUR COUNTRY FOR WORKS.I AM A
BEGGER SINCE MY PARENT LEFT ME AND IT WAS THE MONEY
PEOPLE GIVE ME,THEN I USED IT TO WRITE AND SEND YOU
MESSAGES AND ALSO EAT WHATEVER THAT LEFT.EVERYDAY I
DRINK WATER AND GARRI(dried cassava).PLEASE HELP ME
OUT I BEG YOU FOR GOD SAKE.THANKS BROTHER COLIN.

WHAT CAN IT BENEFIT A MAN TO GAIN THE WHOLE WORLD AND
LOOSE HIS LIFE.I WANT TO BE CONVERT TO REAL BORN AGAIN
CHRISTIAN OK.PLEASE HELP ME OUT AND HELP ME FOR MY
LIVINGS AND EDUCATION.I PROMISE AND I SWEAR TO YOU NOW
THAT I WILL NOT INVOVED MYSELF AGAIN WITH THIS BAD
HABBIT BECAUSE IT IS NEVER GOOD AT ALL.GOD FORBID IT.

CHRISTIAN BAMBA.



i let Mr Bamba  simmer for a few days and then sent him this e-m and
added a few more friends of friends, you might recognise them.


Subject: Re: PLEASE FORGIVE ME BROTHER 
Date: Fri, 22 Nov 2002 10:18:40 -0500
To: Christian Bamba [christian_bamba_2002@yahoo.fr]


Christian, what am I going to have to do to you? 
You have seen the power that I have at my fingertips. 
And the strength of my curse will eventually lay you low. 
I think you are telling me more lies. First you were an 
orphan, then a leader of the Amroch society, then a 
millionaire, then a Christian, and now you are an orphan 
again but poor this time. I do not believe you. Your tongue 
tells lies as easily as a humming bird sips nectar from a flower.

I had a dream last night about the Angel Gabriel, in it 
he told me God is on my side, he told me that you had for 
the first time caused a common bond between himself and the 
fallen angel Beelzebub and that it was their wish that 
Christian Bamba and the people working with him will
suffer an eternity in the fires of hell for saying he is 
a Christian. The Angel also told me that you and your co-workers 
must repay the others for the suffering you caused them. That 
is the only way you can win favour in his heart.

It's taken a while to get back to you because I sent this last sorry
tale of yours to my good friend Brigadier Archibald Smythe, and he 
told me he wanted to speak to his good friends the worlds most powerful
judge, Judge Judy Scheinlin and President of the United States George
Bush, and see what they thought about you. Judge Judy told him you are
an amoral person who cares not for the suffering of others, your own
greed and corruption will carry on till the curses take effect and your
eyeballs dry up and turn to dust in their sockets, your lungs fill up 
with blood, your manhood turns to puss. President George Bush told the 
Brigadier that he is going to send his United States Air Force to bomb 
you and the people you work with when he has finished with Saddam Hussein.

I have also spoken to Abel Macatini, my Sangoma friend and he is not
happy with you or your business friends, it seems his sisters sister 
who is living in the United States lost all her money to someone in 
your business and he is now going to curse you all. He also told me that 
you should be going to be getting sick soon, if you aren't already he 
said he will lift the curse if you pay him $1 000 000 US, Brigadier 
Archibald also said he would stop his investigations for $1 000 000 US. 
As for me I want nothing, As I said before The $4 000 000 US was to set 
up an orphanage in your name to look after orphans, a lot of people who 
were cheated out of their savings committed suicide and left their children
to suffer parentless, and I thought you might feel guilty about their
deaths and would be willing to help them, but I see you have no remorse. 
If you want to make up for all your misdeeds you should set up an orphanage 
here in America. But Judge Judy said you had no remorse.

Again as I told you in my other letters, I want none of your dirty money
but my friends do, as you can see they are powerful men and are willing
to bring misery and the curses of Heaven and Hell on yourself and now your
collages if you do not settle with them. Sangoma Macatini said the AID's
virus would be as nothing compared to the pain and suffering you would
endure, he also said your suffering would follow you into the afterlife
after what you did to his sisters sister.

As far as I can see your only chance to survive the pain and suffering
that Sangoma Able and Brigadier Archibald have in store for you is to
pay them as soon as you can.

It is still not too late to correct all your wrongs.

It looks as if Mr Bamba is ready to give up.

Subject:SO YOU NEED BRIBE MR TIMM COLIN?.
Date: Fri, 22 Nov 2002 18:24:34 +0100 (CET)
From: Christian Bamba [christian_bamba_2002@yahoo.fr]

DEAR MR TIMM,

I HAVE ASKED YOU FOR FORGIVENESS BUT YOU DONT WANT TO
ACCEPT UNLESS I SEND YOU A MONEY I DONT HAVE.SO YOU
WANT TO TAKE BRIBE FOR FORGIVENESS THAT COMES FROM
ALMIGHTY GOD.GOD ALMIGHTY HAS NEVER TAKE BRIBE FROM
YOU IN RETURNS OF FORGIVENESS.THEREFORE IF YOU WANT TO
TAKE BRIBE BECAUSE OF FORGIVEN YOUR SIN BROTHER WHO
NEEDS TO ACCEPT GOD ALMIGHTY IN HIS LIFE NOW AND
CHANGE HIS WAYS EQUALY AS WELL,DONT GIVE BREAK.GO
AHEAD AND TAKE BRIBE FROM GOD ALMIGHTY OK.

I AM TIRED OF ASKING YOU FORGIVENESS NOW.IF YOU WANT
TO KILL ME,GO AHEAD AND DESTROY ME NOW SO THAT MY
BLOOD WILL BE ON YOUR HEAD OK.THAT IS ALL I HAVE FOR
YOU NOW.I AM NO MORE AFRAID OF YOU AND YOUR PARTNERS.
JUDGEMENT MUST BE DONE BY OUR GOD ALMIGHTY BECAUSE HE
KNOWS VERY WELL THAT I HAVE ASK FOR YOUR FORGIVENESS
OK.MOREVER,WHY DO YOU SEND PEOPLE FROM TOGO TO CONTACT
ME FOR ASSISTANCE AND BUSINESS PROPOSAL.IT IS ENOUGH
OF THIS NOW OK.I DONT WANT TO GET MYSELF INVOLVED WITH
THIS HABBIT AGAIN.I AM PARENTLESS AND VERY VERY POOR.

PLEASE STOP DISTURBING ME NOW AND GO AHEAD AND KILLS
ME NOW OK.I KNOW GOD ALMIGHTY HAS FORGIVE ME BECUASE
HE KNOWS VERY WELL THE SITUATION OF MY INVOLVEMENTS
WITH THIS BAD HABBIT PEOPLES.GOD PLEASE FORGIVE ME
FOREVER AND CLEANS ME FROM MY SIN.I WILL SIN NO MORE.

GO AHEAD AND KILL ME MR TIMM COLIN IF YOU WANT.I WILL
REPORT OUR CASE TO THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT OF IVORY-
COAST AND YOUR COUNTRY EMMBASSY TODAY AND INFORM THEM
THAT YOU TREATENED TO KILL ME.GOODBYE MR TIMM FOREVER.

CHRISTIAN.

Subject: Re: SO YOU NEED BRIBE MR TIMM COLIN?.
Date: Mon, 25 Nov 2002 11:58:04 -0500
To: Christian Bamba [ christian_bamba_2002@yahoo.fr ]

Christian, I had a great and relaxed weekend, how about you?

My but you are stupid bastard, aren't you.

How many times must I tell you that I don't want your bad money, 
I've told you that in previous e-mails, I said $4 000 000 would 
be for an orphanage and the other $2 000 000 is to pay of the 
Brigadier Archibald and the Sangoma Macatini, as for the Federal 
government of the Ivory Coast go ahead and tell them, I have kept 
and forwarded all your e-mails to the Royal Canadian Mounted Police, 
Interpol and the FBI (when Judge Judy and President Bush got involved 
they came on board). I'm sure the Ivory Coast government would be also 
be very interested in your Scam.

You can also tell The South African, Canadian, US, Australian, 
New Zealand and British Embasies all about my curses and threats, 
they will sadly have no pity or mercy on you a self confessed liar 
and self professed murderer. In fact I think will laugh themselves 
silly at your stupidity.

I showed you your other e-mails, and you also said you'd killed
people and eaten their flesh, Murder and Cannibalism are also 
against the law here and in the Ivory Coast or is the Ivory Coast 
Government filled with corrupt idiots like you and your business 
partners.

You contacted me first and lied to me and tried to cheat me out 
of my money, you are a complete blithering idiot.

So you do your worst, but mark my words, I curse you from this 
day on to never have rest, to die alone and in pain, may your 
lungs burn, may you go to prison to become the pox ridden sex slave 
of everyone there, I curse you with skin ulcers and boils, and 
rotting of the flesh, your body will become so foul that even 
the hyenas, rats and maggots will not be able to eat your diseased meat.

Your life and lies are worth nothing to me.

I am sending all these people from Togo etc. to show you that 
I know all about your kind and that you have been stupid for 
trying to con me.

God came to me in a dream and told me that he renounces you 
and will never forgive you because you are doing bad things 
(as I have proved to you on more than one occasion), you are 
trying to cheat people out of their savings, isn't one of the 
commandments Thou Shall not Steal, you also told me you were a 
murderer, doesn't that fall under the Thou Shall not Kill commandment? 
You also use Gods name in vain, how can you claim to be a Christian 
if you break that commandment. I guess you also covet your neighbours wife.

I have never met any one as pathetic and stupid as you in my entire
life. May you rot on earth and in hell for your sins and stupidity.

Subject: good message for you mr coilins.bye.
Date: Tue, 26 Nov 2002 10:11:34 +0100 (CET)
From: Christian Bamba [christian_bamba_2002@yahoo.fr]

hey mr colin,

so you love wasting your time just for nothing sake.i
am very sorry for you ok.stop disturbing my peace and
do whatever you wish ok.i am not afraid at all.it is
only the bastards that wasted their time but not the
wise people.i am very wise that you mr colins.did i
write you anymore?.this is to say that i am wiser than
you.i dont waste my time for nothing sake ok.i will
write you no more.go to hell you bastard and storbourn
human being.idiot and nonetity poor man.stupid.

your enemy now.

Subject:Re: good message for you mr coilins.bye.
Date: Tue, 26 Nov 2002 09:10:47 -0500
To: Christian Bamba [christian_bamba_2002@yahoo.fr]


Hi Christian, I see that you have learned to type at last.

There is also a thing called spell check that you might 
think of using from time to time.

Another little hint if you are writing as the so called 
educated son of a "A VERY RICH COCOA MERCHANT" you should 
get someone to do your draft letter, your grammar and spelling 
are abysmal. Did you finish school? Did you go to school?

Actually you idiot I wasn't wasting my time, I was replying 
while I was working and having a lot of fun, my co-workers 
think you are by far the daftest, greediest little shit they 
have come across.

By the way your entire ramblings, and my replies have been 
passed on to several web sites that deal with jerks like yourself. 
I'm sure they are causing people around the world to laugh at 
your pathetic excuses.

So you see I was not wasting my time, I am also going to be 
forwarding to you all the other idiot begging scam letters 
that I get just to tie up your time.

I don't think you will stop your scams, but you had better wise up, 
a lot of people are onto your kind. You are still the lowest of the 
low.

It was a lot of fun while it lasted.

Our Kindly(?) Contributor couldn't resist another dig.

Subject: Re: good message for you mr coilins.bye.
Date:Tue, 26 Nov 2002 15:14:28 -0500
To:Christian Bamba 


Hi Christian,

PERMIT ME TO INFORM YOU ABOUT MY DESIRE TO GO INTO
BUSINESS RELATIONSHIP WITH YOU.I GOT YOUR CONTACTFROM
ONE OF THE IVOIRIAN CHAMBERS OF COMMERCE IN COTE-
D'IVOIRE. AND AFTER MY PRAYERS AND FASTING FOR SEVEN
GOOD DAYS,INFACT I HAD THE REVELATION THAT YOU WILL
SUCCESSFULLY ASSIST ME WITH HONEST AND GOOD MIND.

When you sent this you were way off the mark don't you think? 
Your revelation's couldn't have been more wrong could they now?

And as for this section from your last letter

it is
only the bastards that wasted their time but not the
wise people.i am very wise that you mr colins.did i
write you anymore?.this is to say that i am wiser than
you.i dont waste my time for nothing sake ok.

Tut, tut, after I tried to decypher your semi-literate ramblings 
all I can say is you replied to all my letters did you not? 
and in so doing wasted your time, so who is the wise one?
certainly you don't think it is you, you daft twit.

Also you might remember this bit,

PLEASE STOP DISTURBING ME NOW AND GO AHEAD AND KILLS
ME NOW OK.I KNOW GOD ALMIGHTY HAS FORGIVE ME BECUASE
HE KNOWS VERY WELL THE SITUATION OF MY INVOLVEMENTS
WITH THIS BAD HABBIT PEOPLES.GOD PLEASE FORGIVE ME
FOREVER AND CLEANS ME FROM MY SIN.I WILL SIN NO MORE.

you might ask God to forgive you, but if you have no wish 
to change your money grabbing, thieving ways you will get no 
forgiveness, I don't know who your priest or confessor is 
but he isn't doing you any good.

My final curse as the good Muslim that I am is may you be 
stoned to death, and never be buried,  and may Allah in his 
wisdom cover your carcass in the blood of pigs.

I haven't heard any more from Mr Bamba since I stuckthe yahoo police onto him. It's always nice to have the last word.