YOUR GAME IS FAKE!

Jeeves, the butler, here sir. I'm afraid that Lady Matilda has had another love affair.
This escapade is rather lengthy as the lad was so dimwitted he could not take a hint, so perhaps a synopsis is in order:


Lady Matilda falls in love with scammer Larry, but is unable to send him any money because Benjamin Robb has control of her finances ever since that dreadful Patrice Colins affair. Larry thinks up a cancer victim ploy to convince Robb to send him money. Robb insinuates that Lady Matilda's previous husbands, Kendleton & Kensworthy, each had died mysterious macabre deaths and that Jeeves may have played a role in them. Robb warns Larry that Lady Matilda only wants to inherit his money. Larry fills out a Certificate of Verified Authenticity for Robb to send the money. Lady Matilda gets married to Kensington Charlesworth on board a cruise ship and tells Larry their love affair is over. Larry warns Kensington of Lady Matilda's deadly intent. Kensington sends Larry a newspaper article about Robb's sudden death at the Gottrocks estate. Maybe, finally, thankfully this scambait is over as Larry notices the newspaper article is future dated for next week.


CAST
Larry Smith, dead bank letter scammer morphing into cancer victim during the bait
versus
Lady Matilda Gottrocks, twice widowed philanthropist and socialite
Jeeves, her faithful butler
Benjamin Robb, family lawyer on retainer
Kensington Charlesworth, Lady Matilda's latest husband she meets on a cruise ship


Larry Smith
Received: from [80.89.176.37] [Cobranet ISP, Lagos]
Date: Mon, 8 Sep 2008
From: Larry Smith <larryjump2002@yahoo.com>
Reply-To: larrysmith.inc@hotmail.com
Subject: Business Proposal !

Hi,
I am Larry Smith, an international financial consultant and currently resident in the UK. I have an interesting business proposal for you and it will be of immense benefit to both of us. I will give you my contact details on your reply to this letter.
My aim of contacting you is to solicit your co-operation and assistance in executing this business deal in respect of one of the accounts under my management valued $12,000,000.00, which has remained dormant for the past 6 years. I facilitated the initial deposit of the funds in a finance company in Shanghai, China, then moved same through secret (code) account before transferring it to a very discreet deposit company somewhere in Europe.
The funds came from an Iraqi national whom I later discovered was an aide to the late Iraqi dictator, Saddam Hussein. He, who for purpose of this transaction shall be referred to as (aide) was killed during the raid on Iraq by coalition forces. I had since comfirmed this fact but decided to wait a while before doing anything about the funds which was deposted in a numbered account to avoid any trace.
I also personally ensured the movement of the funds through different accounts to wipe off any trace. You would agree with me that sending the funds back to Iraq is out of the question as that would raise the following issues:
Who would be the beneficiary in Iraq? Would the funds not be diverted to funding the raging insurgency thereby endangering the lives of coalition forces and Iraqis? From past experiences, I know that no one will ever come forward to claim the funds. I am therefore seeking your assistance to have the funds transferred to your nominated account(s).
I now seek your permission to allow a trusted attorney prepare the necessary legal documents in your name, so that the funds would be released to you as the original beneficiary and, without any link to the initial depositor.
I am writing you because, as an insider, I cannot transfer the funds directly to myself.
But my questions for you are:
1. Can you handle this project?
2. Can you assure me that you would not cheat or betray me on receipt of the funds? If the answers to the above are in the affirmative, then we`ve almost concluded the transaction and we may proceed. I will like you to provide immediately your information:
1. Full Name
2. Address
3. Phone/Fax numbers.
4. Sex
5. Age
With the above info, an Attorney will prepare the necessary legal documents to back up the transfer of the fund to you as the real beneficiary. It will then be released to you, for us to split. The Attorney will do all the paperwork and this will guarantee the legality of the transaction.
Please respond only via: larrysmith.inc@yahoo.com
Upon your response, I shall then provide you with more details including my identification, and further explanations that will help you understand.
I wish to propose that we share the funds in this order: You will receive 40% of the funds, I will be entitled to 50%, while 10% will be set aside for anticipated expenses.
I urgently await your response.
Regards,
Larry Smith.
Matilda Gottrocks
Dear Mr Smith,

I've received your interesting offer but surely there must be a mistake. You see, because I am famous for my philanthropic work I receive many requests asking me for money. Yours, however, is the first one ever to offer me money. Surely you can understand my amazement and curiousity upon receiving your email.

Sir, I find your question "can you handle this project" to be insulting. I am renowned for my annual Charity Ball which honors designer evening wear. My first husband Kensworthy founded the Hampton's Polo Field Preservation Society which prserves the zoning laws. My second husband Kendleton started many charities which I could list, but the Gottrocks are noted for our humility.

Must I assure you that the Gottrocks Philanthropic Foundation will not "cheat or betray me on receipt of the funds"? Really, sir, this is beyond the pale.

When you issue a full apology for these demeaning insults we can then proceed to discussing the project. Do not contact me again unless you sorry for such abject insults.

It's time for my tea. I see my butler, Jeeves, coming up the steps.

Your dismissed,

Lady Matilda
Matilda Gottrocks
Monday, September 15, 2008

I await your apology so we can get the project back on track.

Lady Matilda Gottrocks
Larry Smith
Wednesday, September 17, 2008

I send my esteem apology,send me your requested informations,which includes Full Name,address,telephone number and scanned copy of identity card,so that i can send this to the bank to get the documents covering these funds to be transffered to your datas,and the swift transfer.

Thanks,

Larry Smith
Matilda Gottrocks
Thursday, September 18, 2008

Dear Mr Smith,

I accept your apology meager as it is, however. My personal information is below:

Lady Matilda Gottrocks
1000 Beacon Hill Estates
Boston, Ma 02114

I no longer use the telephone as my hearing is failing. I rely on my butler, Jeeves, to assist me . We could send each other letters if e-mail doesn't suffice. Please let me know your preference.

I'll have my family lawyer, Benjamin Robb, draw up any papers that are required. My second husband, Kendleton, placed the firm Robb, Steele, and Finagle on retainer a long time ago. They handle all my affairs.

I look forward to hearing from you.

Lady Matilda
Larry Smith
September 19, 2008

Thanks for the information,the bank incharge of the funds is demanding of a scanned copy of your driver's license or international passport,so that they can legalise the funds in your name,and datas.

I await the scanned copy.

Thanks,

Larry Smith.
Matilda Gottrocks
Mon Sep 22

Dear Mr Smith,

Thank you for your quick response. I'm afraid I no longer have access to my passport. Benjamin Robb has taken over my affairs ever since I sent $5,000 to that nice Mr Patrice Colins in Africa to pay a security fee. Benjamin was quite upset when he found out. I still think that he just didn't give Mr Colins enough time to the transfer the money he promised me. Anyway, I will have Benjamin contact you if that identification is a necessity. I don't understand all this high finance so I'll leave it to him.

Jeeves is here with my tea and a seditive to calm my nerves.

Sincerely, Lady Matilda
Larry Smith
Mon Sep 22 2008

I will be having a meeting with the manager of the bank and all stake holders,before the end of this week,so i will keep you informed.

Thanks.
Matilda Gottrocks
Tue Sep 23 2008

Dear Larry,

Thank you for taking charge of all this paperwork. I do not want Benjamin Robb to get involved if at all possible. After my little incident with Mr Colins, Benjamin was downright insolent over a paltry $5,000. I also do not like the tone of that bank "demanding" paperwork from me. Gottrocks do not work, that is why one has servants. The nerve!

Fondly,

Lady Matilda
Larry Smith
Tue Sep 23 2008

Thanks for your email,but this is an entirely ddifferent transaction and as such i want you to put behind your past delaings.or else it will hinder the success of this.

However,if you are not ready to conclude the transaction you let me know and i back out.
Larry Smith
Wed Sep 24 2008

Dear Lady Matilda,

Am in response to the last email conversation in question in regard to this huge amount of funds involve here,like i did stated on my previous email to you i will be very glad if you keep this top secret in your dearest heart and did not reveal the true nature of this transaction to anyone one this earth.

However,Please Lady Matilda I want you to know that you need not worried much concerning this matter as we will perfect it well by his Grace,So tell me which is the best means you will like to get this money in question as i need to know the best and convenience way for you since you have Robb looking into your affairs.

I will be looking forward to hear from you soon

Sincerely Yours
Larry
Matilda Gottrocks
Wed Sep 24 2008

Dear Larry,

I am so glad that I did not respond in haste to your email of the 23rd. I don't know what I have done or said to cause you to think that I wish to "back out", as you put it, of our deal.

Larry, your very next email warmed my heart, I must say. I haven't had anyone speak of my "dearest heart" since Kendleton passed away. Of course it will be no problem to keep our little affair a secret. I only mentioned Benjamin Robb because he handles all my finances. Lawyers aren't needed when love is in the air.

Until you write again,

Fondly, Millie
Larry Smith
Thu Sep 25 2008

Dearest Lady Matilda,
Its a Pleasure to hear from you again concerning our little secret affair and transaction at hand,my lovely Lady Matilda i will like you to know that i will not like a situation where Robb look into all issues or Jeeves because that will make me feel insecure with you as i do not like my private life been seen by other men who are self center.
So anything related to this matter should be kept top secret and i will not lie to you,i most comment,i dont like when Robb handle most of your financial issues because Robb my hinder this transaction with jealousy or something.
Reason with me and i will be looking forward to hear from you.
Yours Only
Larry
Matilda Gottrocks
Thu Sep 25 2008

My Dearest Larry,

It thrilled my heart to read "our little secret affair". I've been so lonely since Kendleton died. All alone in such a big house with just my servants as company. Now Jeeves is my trusted butler, but I haven't told him anything about us. Benjamin Robb could become a problem. While he doesn't know anything of this, he does control my finances. I do have some mad money for myself, but Benjamin handles all my finances. I'll have to be very careful in my dealings with him.

Larry, my love, please don't worry. We'll find a way to work this all out.

Breathlessly Awaiting You,

Millie
Larry Smith
Fri Sep 26 2008

My Dearest Lady Matilda,

Its a warmest atmosphere here today my lady,I came to read your lovely mail which really gives my heart joy and pleasure.

However,My Dearest one i will like you to know that as long you never reveal the true nature of this our little secret love affair to Jeeves or Benjamin Robb we both will leave our life in a garden full of roses and love,because you have touch the deepest path of my heart,which i will never forget as long as we both are together.

Nevertheless,first we need to resolve this financial problem that Robb have all his eyes on so try all possible best to make sure he did not know where your spending goes or when you required cash or need something to be done that required money because i will need you to clear that link between him so that our transaction can be handle perfectly with passion and affection between us.

Yours Only Love
Larry
Matilda Gottrocks
Fri Sep 26 2008

My Dearest Love,

Let us proceed in earnest down the garden path life has chosen for us. It is time to consummate our partnership. I will do everything in my power to ensure that you receive what's coming to you.

I am puzzled by this sentence "or need something to be done that required money". What needs to be done that requires money, my love? Surely, the 10% set aside for expenses will cover anything out of pocket.

Please write with good news. I will be off to Rome for the fall season fashion tour so we need to get this project finished soon.

With my love,

Millie
Larry Smith
Fri Sep 26 2008

Dearest Love,

Am in response to the last email conversation concerning the project at hand which we need to get it done before your your trip to Rome for the Season Fashion tour,my dearest love am thinking of moving the project down to United State which is best for you to handle because of its closeness.

However,what i did mean by the word that puzzled you was you need to have your own opinion, freedom to use money when ever you want it and buy what please you without consulting Robb for advice or him asking what is the money needed for.

My Dearest heart,i need you to understand with me because my heart skip for you every second,and your love will remain in me forever as we proceed to execute this project at hand and remember to put Jeeves out of this love affair.

Your Love
Larry
Matilda Gottrocks
Mon Sep 29 2008

Dear Larry My Love,

You silly! Whatever do you mean by "remember to put Jeeves out of this love affair". Jeeves is my old and trusted butler. Of course he knows nothing of our secret affair. He simply manages my household and supervises the servants. I'd be lost without him.
I think is high time you got this project moving. I'm glad that you are finally using the good old USA. I hear there are some very good deals on Wall St right now if you're interested.v
Til we meet at last

Millie
Larry Smith
Tue Sep 30 2008

Dearest Love,

Thanks for the email concerning this project at hand,i will like you to know that i have made all the arrangement for the project to be move to United State like i did mention to you early,well my dearest heart the company responsible for this project are requesting for Nine Thousand United State dollar lodged into their representative account before the project can be move to United State Because the funds will be used for insurances cover and tax's,And come to think of this if this great project is moved to United State we have better chances of making a good deal in Wall Str.

However,As you Know i have my eyes on that Wall Street for long now,if we get this project executed,it will be a great thing for use both and come to think of it you and i working together like two great couple that are business oriented to secure this project and get to meet one on one and use the resources we have now to purchase some good stocks in Wall Str,what do you think my love?

I will wait to hear from you soon so that we can get this executed fast,my great reason to move this project is because i do not trust Spanish Bank that much so I believe banks in my home country United State will best to use aslo i will like some real Estate business in Wall Str. too.

With Love
Larry
Matilda Gottrocks
Tue Sep 30 2008

Dearest Larry my love,

My heart thrills to read your latest missive. The $9,000 could be a problem. I'll have to think up a plan to trick Benjamin Robb into giving me the money under false pretenses. I'll get right to work on it.

My dear, how much money do you have to invest in Wall Street? I have a list of hot investment opportunities for us to sink all our cash into: Bear-Stearns, Lehman Brothers, Wachovia, Fannie Mae & Freddy Mac, plus others to come. Put your faith in me, dear. Together we cannot lose.

Your flower child,

Millie
Larry Smith
Wed Oct 1 2008

Dearest Love,

Am in response to your previous email concerning this project at hand,Well like i did mention to you concerning the amount stated by the company to execute this project for us so that it can be move to United State which will be easy for us to investment in Bear-Stearns, Lehman Brothers, Wachovia..And more.

Because i have my eyes on all this investment opportunities in Wall Str,Let get matter resolve fast so that we can have a better chance of getting good and quality investment for both of us and i most tell you i have great faith in you toward this greatness my love.

I will be waiting to hear from you on the trick you need to used on Mr Robb to get this money out of his hand and how soon.

Your Only Love
Larry
Larry Smith
Thu Oct 2 2008

Dearest Love,
I hope my message met you well,I have been wondering what you will used to get this money from Mr. Robb Because that man sound like intelligent man that need more intelligent trick to pull him off to get that money out.
However,I will be looking forward to hear from you soon my Dearest angel because we need to get more offers out of that Wall Str.
Be Sweet.
Larry
Matilda Gottrocks
Thu Oct 2 2008

Mr Larry Smith;

Jeeves, the butler, here sir. I'm terribly sorry to be writing you uninvited, but my mistress, Lady Matilda, has instructed me to do so. She left today on an ocean cruise to Italy for the fall fashion shows. She's terribly smitten with you, sir, and regretted not being able to continue correspondence.

Lady Matilda has confided her plans and instructed me to devise a way to get money under false pretenses from the family lawyer, Benjamin Robb. Although I consider this to be an unwise decision, I have been a devoted servant for over 35 years and will do my mistress's bidding.

Benjamin Robb is a crafty fellow, and unlike some, will be difficult to fool. He has controlled the Gottrocks estate finances every since M'lady sent that African gentleman $5,000 for a security fee. While Madam can certainly afford such piccadillos if she so desires, Mr Robb petitioned the courts to be her Conservator and Guardian. As such all monies are tightly controlled by him.

I am working on a plan and will contact you when it is fully concocted.

Jeeves
Larry Smith
Received: from [81.199.196.164] [Gilat Satcom]
Date: Fri, 3 Oct 2008
Reply-To: larrysmith.inc@hotmail.com
Subject: Waiting On You!

Blessed Day Mr Jeeves

Am in response to the last email concerning my dearest sudden move to Rome for the fall fashion tour,Well am aware of her movement but not sure of the date.

However,My dearest and i are planing to get Some good investment in Wall Str and we need to move faster on every issues involve to meet up on the day of sales,So try all possible and get the money ready soon and remember what she told you,Do not let Mr Robb know about what you need the money for because we will be loosing our bidding if he find out.

So i will be patiently waiting to hear what you need to do and when you will have the money ready because I and my Dearest needs to get things done fast to been among the list of interested candidate for the Wall Str Investment.

Until i have from you.

Stay Bless and Obedient
Larry
Jeeves
Friday, October 3, 2008

And a Blessed day to you also Mr Smith;

I have spoken with Benjamin Robb as he was verifying Lady Matilda's trip expenses. I casually mentioned that Madam had to send you money, but that I did not know why. Mr Robb said that he will email you on Monday. I hope that gives you sufficient time to be creative and devise a plan.

Jeeves
Larry Smith
Waiting To Hear From Robb!
Monday, October 6, 2008

Dear Jeeve,

Following your last email concerning Mr Robb,I will like to know if Mr Robb will write me through his personal Email or Lady Matilda Email Address.

Get Back soon Because I believe lady Matilda will not be happy the way you hand issues here,because she told me you are her trusted Butler.

Looking forward to hear from Robb,When Is she coming Back anyway?

Best Regard
Larry
Jeeves
Monday, October 6, 2008

Dear Mr Smith;

Jeeves here, sir. Mr Robb that said he would email you on Monday. I presume he will use either his corporate account or his private email account.

I do not know when the Mistess will return from her shopping trip. I suspect she will be gone for several weeks. It will depend upon how long it takes to acquire her fall fashion wardrobe.

I am sorry to hear that I have disappointed you. Although I serve Lady Gottrocks I strive to accommodate everyone.

Jeeves, the Butler
Benjamin Robb
Dear Mr Smith;

Lady Gottrocks butler, Jeeves, has informed me that you are to be paid an unknown sum of money. Jeeves said he did not know the details and that Lady Gottrocks had specifically requested to not be bothered while on her cruise. That is why I am writing you.

I have been the Gottrocks family lawyer for over thirty years and I handle all of Matilda's finances as her Conservator and Guardian. Please send me a detailed explanation of the money owed.

Sincerely,

Benjamin Robb
Robb, Steele, and Finagle Attorneys at Law
Larry Smith
Waiting!
Tuesday, October 7, 2008

Dear Jeeves,

Following the last email from you well i accept your apology,However I will like to know if Mr B.Robb have right to My Lady Email box like you before i try to convince him on what my lady ask me to tell him.

Because I do not want problem between my dearest Matilda and Mr Robb,Your urgent attention is needed also send me telephone number that i can reach you on 24/7 so that i can discuss some issues My Lady told me about you.

Looking forward to hear from you soon.

Best Regard
Larry
Larry Smith
Dear Mr.Benjamin,

Its a Pleasure to hear from you as the family Lawyer,Well i will like to bring to your understanding that I and My Dearest Lady Matilda have been together for a while now and we both have lot in common which we share to kill the pass sorrow in our life and that have been our greatest joy since she lost her husband way back.

Also I understand you handle all finances of my lady Matilda,that is good i most say but am afraid i can not disclose privacy like affair like this to you because it can not be share with 3rd party because it is like a bridge of contract which i believe you understand better as you are in the field already,I guess you understand better sooner or later when we both walk hand in hand or call you to share it with you but now am sorry i can not tell you.

Thank You
Larry Smith
Benjamin Robb
Dear Mr Smith;

Thank you for your quick response. It is rewarding to deal with a businessman who knows the value of promptness.

I must say that I am taken aback by your letter. Am I to understand that you are romantically involved with Lady Gottrocks? And that you met at the contact bridge table? It does come as a shock as this is the first that I have heard anything of this. After her first two husbands, Kendleton and Kensington, each had suffered macabre and mysterious deaths I naturally assumed that Lady Matilda had forsworn love forever. Even though she profited handsomely from their wills, the ensuing legal investigations did leave a blemish on her reputation. But, no matter. Love springs eternal.

You say you are unable to tell me the amount nor the reason for needing money. Well then, we'll just have to wait for Lady Gottrocks to return unless Jeeves knows something. And he just may the way he's always lurking in the shadows with his ear to the ground. I remember how surprised the detectives were during their investigations. They always said there should have been more evidence at the scenes, but that someone had cleaned them up. I dislike dealing with the man but I suppose it is my duty.

Keep a stiff upper lip, Smith. I shall get to the bottom of this.

Benjamin Robb
Attorney at Law
Jeeves
Wednesday, October 8, 2008

Dear Mr Smith;

Jeeves here, sir. I can assure you that Benjamin Robb does not have access to Lady Matilda's emails. I have served my Mistress for over thirty years and enjoy the privilege of her confidence. She instructed me to contact you through her email account because she didn't want you to worry about her absence.

I am sorry to inform you that Lady Gottrocks had all the telephones removed from the estate a few years ago when she lost her hearing. I believe that everytime she saw them they had become a painful reminder of that sad loss. It is an inconvenience for the staff, but we serve at the Mistress's pleasure.

Jeeves, the Butler
Larry Smith
What Is Wrong With Mr Robb!
Wednesday, October 8, 2008

Dear Jeeves,

Thanks for all this communication to keep me always alert about my lady Matilda,Well Mr Robb Have Communicated with me concerning this request,also he did stated that since i refuse to tell him amount i want and what for he will need to get in touch with you to get more information from you to investigate my request.

However,I will advice you keep your lips clue and did not tell him anything concerning lady Matilda communication with me because i need to get my Cancer treatment done with the requested amount,But him his been Stubborn and asking too many questions at this same time.

So Devote yourself to your Mistress and keep her secret secret i will handle Mr Robb

Have a Bless Day.
Larry
Larry Smith
Dear Benjamin,

Responding back Mr Robb,Well i will like you to know that i and my Lady were discussing my health issues and she promise to get me some sum to support my Cancer Treatment before she left for Rome Fall Fashion.

So what you should understand is you did not need to stress yourself hard in matter like this as it concern my health which i did mention to you on my previous email to you as privacy issues,So what are you going to investigate my Cancer Illness? Or the Amount she is willing to help me with for Medication?Clear yourself.

Have a wonderful day also i did not like your last statement to me alright.

Larry Smith
Benjamin Robb
Dear Larry,

Good God man you have cancer! No wonder Lady Gottrocks wants to marry you so fast to inherit your money. How many weeks or months do you have left? I imagine you are loaded as both of her previous husbands were very well to do. Well it's your funeral, no pun intended. But seriously be very alert to that insidious butler Jeeves. He's always sneaking around doing who knows what. You've been forewarned.

Now about that money. The health insurance industry is sure in a sad state. I take it you don't have any coverage. Have you filled out all the forms properly? Well, I hope your medication holds out until Lady Gottrocks returns as I can do nothing without her signature on the proper forms. I know that Jeeves has forged her name in the past, but I'm onto that game now so there will be no hankey pank this time.

What on earth does this mean? Have I offended you in some inadvertent way?

"Have a wonderful day also i did not like your last statement to me alright".

Benjamin Robb
Attorney at Law

p.s. If you ever need an attorney to sue the hospital for malpractice please keep me in mind. And don't wait too long.
Larry Smith
Dear Benjamin Robb,

Thanks for the email concerning my health issues well its a pleasure well am trying my best to make sure all my investment did not go down just like that also talking about Jeeves i will handle him if i notice any funny thing from him.

However,I do not have any health insurance at this point and all the forms have been filled out by me,So i will need to hold on to this until my lady Matilda is back then.

Also i think i will need you soon as my attorney to fight some clients for me than hire you to fight medical.

Have a bless day.
Larry Smith.
Jeeves
Thursday, October 9, 2008

Dear Mr Smith;

Jeeves here, sir. I'm afraid I have unfortunate news. It appears Lady Matilda has fallen in love with a gentleman she met on the cruise ship. She states that they plan on being wed on board ship by the captain and will honeymoon on the French Riveria after her shopping is finished. I've taken the liberty of including the email as I am aware of your fondness for my Mistress. I hope this news is not too distressing for you.

"Oh Jeeves I'm in love. His name is Kensington Charlesworth III and he is a retired banker. Now I know this is a whirlwind romance so please don't start lecturing me. I can't wait until you meet him. He looks very well to do. I plan on having the Captain marry us on board and then honeymooning on the Riveria after I've shopped for the latest designer wear in Milan. Please don't tell Benjamin. I'll break it to him when we return."

Matilda

ps I'm looking for new outfits for the servants. I hope to find something for you also. "

Larry Smith
Thanks I Will See Then!
Friday, October 10, 2008

Dear Jeeves, Thanks for the news!Well I most say i have successfully talk to Benjamin and you need to ask my lady to write Benjamin so that him can approved the money because he did stated he needs her signature on the form before the money can come out.

So relate with My lady and tell her to contact Benjamin that i need the money for cancer treatment and Benjamin needs her to let him know if he can do without her signature on the form.

I will be waiting to hear from you soon.

Best Regard
Larry
Matilda Gottrocks
Sat 11/10/2008

Dear Mr Smith;

I am using Kensie's email account on his laptop as we're still at sea. I am getting married tomorrow by the ship's Captain. I'm afraid our little online romance has ended. Jeeves tells me that you have cancer and need money for medication. How could you be so deceitful and never tell me that you are dying! Well, you're not getting any money from me. I suggest you try the power of positive thinking if you can't get the lifesaving drugs you need. I think it worked for Norman Vincent Peale.

And by the way, Kensington is loaded. He was the bank president and took all the money with him when he retired. So I no longer need your paltry offer.

Goodbye forever
Larry Smith
Am Farious With You!
Monday, October 13, 2008

Dear Jeeves, Following the last email to me concerning Lady Matilda Engagement to the man on the Cruise,Jeeves Did i mention to you that i have Cancer?I only told you i use the trick on Mr Robb since you did stated that you can not devise plan to get the money from him which lady Matilda ask you to collect from Him.
I want you to clear lady Matilda about my statement because i did mention to you that i have Cancer..i only told you that the only way i can convince Benjamin is to make some foolish statement like to him why do you want to rain my life about false story to lady Matilda?
Clear her up and and get back to me soon.
Best Regard
Larry
Larry Smith
RE: Lady Matilda Gottrocks (Secret Is No Longer Secret)

Dear Benjamin Robb,

Thanks for all the advice coming this lady Matilda and Jeeves,I most tell you that Jeeves send me an email last week stating that Lady Matilda have found a gentleman on the boat Cruise and she is getting married on Saturday which is last week.

However,What really surprise me is when lady Matilda wrote me about the whole issues concerning the new Gentleman on the cruise boat to Rome is she want to conspire with Jeeves to get the gentle kill and inherit his wealth because the gentleman is a retired bank president,I think measure sure be taken before worst come to worst.

Hoping to hear from you soon.

Best Regard
Larry Smith
Larry Smith
Tue 14/10/2008

Dear Lady Matilda,
Congratulation! on your marriage to Kensington Charlesworth I will like you to know that i did not mention any thing to Jeeves that i have Cancer or need the money for treatment Jeeves wrote me and told me he can not devise plan to Mr Robb and when straight to Mr Benjamin that you ask him to get some funds from him and send to me but did not know why and Mr Robb wrote me on Monday asking what the money was needed for and all that.
So i need to devise plan to him that i needed the money for Cancer treatment before he did agree to sign the paper and approved the funds for me so i see not reason why you think i will lie to you because of Money here when i have eyes on good investment at Wall Str with my net-worth of six billions Dollars from the UAE stock market.
Have a Bless Day Smith.
Kensington Charlesworth III
Subject: Be gone you cad!
Tue 14/10/2008

Dear Mr Smith;

You have the distinct misfortune of meeting Kensington Charleswsorth III. I am a retired investigater for INTERPOL. I specialized in advance fee email fraud. You are a con man trying to defraud my lovely Matilda. I am reporting you to the authorities. Beware, I still have my contacts at INTERPOL.

Kensington Charlesworth III
Larry Smith
Wed 15/10/2008

Dear Kensington Charlesworth III,

Am sorry if you think wrong about me,am not who you think but i will like to give you some pieces of advice before you dead,Ask Lady Matilda how she lost her both husband and she will explain better to you because i think you are on a tiny line to dead right now because when you meet with Jeeves the Butler who is the master minded of all you will know what am talking about.

I was dating Lady Matilda before i got advice from some one who is investigating her both husband dead to withdraw from the affair,because she is all after my wealth to inherit after that Isidor Jeeves get me but it was very early to jump the trap,so we you want to me catch by the Big rat? i will advice you watch your grave been prepare when you are still alive.

Have a nice Day.
Larry.
Benjamin Robb
Secret is no longer secret

Dear Larry,

Good God, man, not again! I though after Kensworthy & Kendleton that this whole business was over. You say she's marrying a banker. Why hasn't Lady Matilda said anything to me about her marriage? You're right, this does sound suspicious. Now, did she actually say she was going to kill her new husband or was it just hinted at?

I will need you to fill out and sign a Certificate of Verified Authenticity so that I can begin the process of usurping Lady Matilda's money. I know that this money is badly needed for your cancer medication. Don't despair, hang in there until I can send you the needed form. I just hope your delicate health holds up.

Sincerely,

Benjamin Robb, Esquire
Robb, Steele, and Finagle Attorneys at Law

Larry Smith
Dear Benjamin,

Thanks for the Email I have provided all needed information to you hope it help you better on who i am,Looking forward to hear from you soon.

Best Regard
Larry

Benjamin Robb
Dear Larry,

Great! Thanks for the quick return as time is of the essence. I will get this processed and the money released to you by early next week.

Larry, if you hadn't alerted me to Lady Matilda and Jeeve's plan we would have lost all this money. I can't thank you enough and will make sure you get what you deserve.

Gratefully,
Ben
Larry Smith
Dear Benjamin,

Well I will wait to hear from you when you are done with your procedures,Also i will have to check out with my Doc if he can extend my appointment with him as i will be due to spend three month in the hospital according to him.

Hope to hear from you soon.

Have a Nice Day
Larry Smith
Kensington Charlesworth III
Sat 18/10/2008

Dear Mr Smith;

Pure poppycock I say! How dare you besmirch my true love and new bride Lady Matilda. Of course I know that she has been widowed twice and that Kendleton and Kensworthy each met bizarre untimely deaths. But to infer that Lady Matilda or her devoted butler Jeeves had any hand in it is beyond the pale. As a matter of fact, Jeeves told me he has a smashing homecoming planned for us when we return to the mansion stateside.

Kensington Charlesworth
Kensington Charlesworth III
Subject: Robb is dead
Sun 19/10/2008

Dear Larry, Good God man you were right after all! Benjamin Robb is dead. I fell lucky to have escaped with my life. I've attached the Daily Beacon's account. Their news story is below:



Transcript:

Notable attorney Benjamin Robb, senior partner of the law firm Robb, Steele, and Finagle, died Friday evening at the Beacon Hill mansion of the famous philanthropist and socialite Lady Matilda Gottrocks. He was sixty four years old. Robb, the longtime family lawyer for the Gottrock's estate, was attending a homecoming celebration for the newly wed Lady Matilda. His body was found by the butler, Jeeves, around 9:00 PM.
Police said the death appeared to be a heart attack, but are awaiting full autopsy results from the coroner. Speaking on the condition of anonymity, police Sargent Bilko said the death appears to be mysterious. "We've recovered Robb's briefcase from the scene. It contains legal documents which would have transfered the bulk of the estate's wealth to a Mr Larry Smith if the paperwork had been signed. Evidently Robb died before getting Lady Matilda's required signature. We also have forensics examining emails on Robb's laptop computer. Luckily for us Jeeves wasn't his usual efficient self this time."
Bilko was referring to two previous tragedies at 100 Beacon Hill. Each of Lady Matilda's previous husbands, Kensington Gottrocks and Kendleton Munybaggs, had died of apparent heart attacks. Both deaths were eventually deemed natural, but the demise of Robb raises nagging suspicions. Police had combed the death scenes, but were foiled by Jeeves. Hazel, the head of the estate's housekeeping unit, told police that Jeeves had ordered a thorough housecleaning after each death. Lacking any evidence police were forced to end their investigations.

Kensington Charlesworth
Larry Smith
Subject: Your Game Is Fake!
Date: Sun 19/10/2008

Dear Kensington Charlesworth,

Thanks for the news well,come to think of it why is your Newspaper Date is far from this world you have october 24 2008 and yesterday date was 17 October or is Benjamin going to dead 24 Oct 2008 prove yourself clear Jevees because i will have Police all over Beacon Hill to fetch you out before you know.

You Just have limited time before i ring the Police office.

Have a Nice and Worst Nightmare Larry Smith.
Kensington Charlesworth III

[And the cast assembles for the curtain call!]

Tue 21/10/2008

Dear Larry,

Good show old chap! It was a damnable bother trying to remember if my name is Kensington, Kendleton, or Kensworthy. I hope I didn't slip up too many times.

Jeeves here, sir. I hope your day has been a pleasant one.

Benjamin Robb here. My secretary is sending you an invoice for my billable hours. Do not hesitate to call upon Robb, Steele, and Finagle for all your legal needs.

Oh Dear, Larry. We've had such a whirlwind romance my head is starting to spin just thinking about it. But remember, dear, we have a class system for a reason. It just wouldn't do for a Gottrock to be seen with a commoner.
 

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