SCAMALICIOUS WISHES FOR 2007
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Happy holidays and a successful new year to my loyal subjects both in the UK and the ex pat colony of Smegaroon.
As a gesture of good will those in my tithe cottages are excused their lumber and coal duties owing the royal household, until January 8th. It appears we have adequate sufficiency until then.
HRH Princess Margaret, VC, Duchess of Great Tesco
Keep the ballcocks elevated!
-- Barry Lenner
President and CEO
Lenner Plumbing Supplies Warehouses, Intl., Inc.
From Eliza Dane, a joyous Yuletide to all of you;
and from Malcolm Reynolds, Happy Holidays.
May the New Year be target-rich and the baits as
convoluted and torturous as we can make them.
C Novim Godom
The holiday season is fast upon us and I, along
with Weiner Crumbley, Olga, the East German massage
therapist, her lovely sister Oxnard, the beautiful
Maya Bushburn, and of course Uncle Joe Stalin, would
like to take this opportunity to wish you all Merry
Christmas and a Happy New year (also a Merry Russian
Orthodox Christmas and Happy Russian New Year for
those of you residing in the Federation). Let me say
that I have enjoyed knowing and tormenting the Lads
with all of you and may you remain blessed in the
Lewis D. "Lewd" Noogie
Gadyukina, Russian Federation
A VERY MERRY ANTI-419 CHRISTMAS TO
EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU_LET US HOPE THAT WE GIVE
THESE CRETINOUS CRIMINALS A LOT MORE OF THE SAME IN
2007_KEEP THE CUSTARD BOILING AND FESTIVE REGARDS FROM
- MIKHAIL STROGANOV
Stroganov Publishing (Pvt) Ltd
4402 Bowdinskaya Street
(an outpost of THE FOREIGN OFFICE)
Takumi, team Go Munglers! and myself would like to wish you all the happiest xmas, and a prosperous and enjoyable New Year. And also happy Rest Of The Year
Phil and gang
Scamalicious wishes to all scam-baiters of good will, in every country, in every language you prefer :)