SCAMALICIOUS WISHES FOR 2007


Happy holidays and a successful new year to my loyal subjects both in the UK and the ex pat colony of Smegaroon.

As a gesture of good will those in my tithe cottages are excused their lumber and coal duties owing the royal household, until January 8th. It appears we have adequate sufficiency until then.

-- MARGARET
HRH Princess Margaret, VC, Duchess of Great Tesco

Keep the ballcocks elevated!
-- Barry Lenner
President and CEO
Lenner Plumbing Supplies Warehouses, Intl., Inc.
Waukepetonsett, Iowa

From Eliza Dane, a joyous Yuletide to all of you; and from Malcolm Reynolds, Happy Holidays.
May the New Year be target-rich and the baits as convoluted and torturous as we can make them.

Eliza Dane
Sydney
Malcolm Reynolds
Alice Springs

C Novim Godom

The holiday season is fast upon us and I, along with Weiner Crumbley, Olga, the East German massage therapist, her lovely sister Oxnard, the beautiful Maya Bushburn, and of course Uncle Joe Stalin, would like to take this opportunity to wish you all Merry Christmas and a Happy New year (also a Merry Russian Orthodox Christmas and Happy Russian New Year for those of you residing in the Federation). Let me say that I have enjoyed knowing and tormenting the Lads with all of you and may you remain blessed in the forthcoming year.
Lewis D. "Lewd" Noogie
Gadyukina, Russian Federation

A VERY MERRY ANTI-419 CHRISTMAS TO EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU_LET US HOPE THAT WE GIVE THESE CRETINOUS CRIMINALS A LOT MORE OF THE SAME IN 2007_KEEP THE CUSTARD BOILING AND FESTIVE REGARDS FROM DOWNTOWN MOSCOW
- MIKHAIL STROGANOV
Stroganov Publishing (Pvt) Ltd
4402 Bowdinskaya Street
Moscow 0169
Russia
(an outpost of THE FOREIGN OFFICE)

Takumi, team Go Munglers! and myself would like to wish you all the happiest xmas, and a prosperous and enjoyable New Year. And also happy Rest Of The Year

Remain blessed,
"Kenpai!"
Phil and gang
Scamalicious wishes to all scam-baiters of good will, in every country, in every language you prefer :)

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