Says a Kindly Contributor:
I decided to follow in the footsteps of haxial
and scam the nigerian scammers. Here is a transcript.
COLLINS S. ABU, aka AHMED COLLINS, or whoever: From: collins2002 ahmed [collins2002@caramail.com] To: collins2002@caramail.com X-Originating-IP: [64.86.155.149] [ 64.86.155.149: TELEGLOBE, MONTREAL - SPOOFED? OR THE LADS ARE HANGING OUT IN MONTREAL, WHICH COULD VERY WELL BE ] Subject: #CONTRACT# Date: Sun, 06 Oct 2002 04:05:13 GMT+1 CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA FOREIGN REMITTANCE DEPT. TINUBU SQUARE, LAGOS NIGERIA EMAIL-coll2002@mailsurf.com 5TH OF OCTOBER 2002 ATTN: PRESIDENT/CEO STRICTLY PRIVATE BUSINESS PROPOSAL I am MR.Collins S. Abu, the bills and exchange Director at the Foreign Remittance Department of the Central Bank of Nigeria. -- la la la --- We discovered abandoned the sum of US$37,400,000.00 (Thirty seven million four hundred thousand unitedstates dollars) in an account that belong to one of our foreign customers,an American late Engr.ben daniel (Junior) an oil merchant with the federal government of Nigeria who died along with his entire family of a wife and two children in Kenya Airbus (A310-300) flight KQ430 in November2000. [ IF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THIS ONE BEFORE, REFER TO THE DEAD BANK CUSTOMER PAGE: www.scamorama.com/bankcustomer.html ] Since we heard of his death, we have been expecting his next of kin to come over and put claims for his money as the heir -- yeah yeah yeah --- agreed to make business with you release the total amount into your account as the heir of the fund since no one came for it or discovered either maintained account with our bank, other wisethe fund will be returned to the bank treasury as unclaimed fund. -- yeah yeah -- 30%for you as foreign partner and 70% for us the officials in my department. --- yeah yeah --- immediately indicateyour interest --- uh huh -- enclose your private contact Telephone #, Fax #, full nameand address and your designated banking co- ordinates to enable us fileletter of claim -- blah blah -- -- and so on and so forth -- MR.Collins S. Abu -------------------------------------------------- Date: Sat, 5 Oct 2002 21:11 EST From: JAMES T. KIRK Hello, Mr. Abu, it is wonderful to be doing business with you! My name is James Kirk with phone#202-406-5850 and fax#202-406-5031. Company: Utopia Planetia Fleet Yards Company Address: 33601 Lyon Street, San Francisco CA 94123 I look forward to receiving this money! -James -------------------------------------------------- COLLINS: X-Originating-IP: [64.86.155.149] From: "collins abu" [coll_ab2002@hotmail.com] Subject: I Have Began! Date: Mon, 07 Oct 2002 13:01:15 +0000 My Dear Brother James, I thank you very much for replying positively to my proposal. First of all, I want to let you know that I have resolved to be straightforward with you and I am hoping that by so doing, you will reciprocate my good faith. As you can see, I am referring to myself as "your brother" because I believe you and I need to build trust for each other because of the amount of funds involved. Also, I want to have peace of mind at the time when you will have control over the funds until I come over to take back control of my own 70 percent share. In deed, I shall be needing your guidance to invest my 70%. Secondly, we must keep the transaction confidential. I am sure you have understood my position by my first email. Therefore, every information about the transfer must be kept confidential until you receive the funds in a few days time. As you can see, I have moved the transaction from my old email address, which is known by my assistants, to this new one, all to ensure complete confidentiality. Please, send all your messages to me to this present address. Now that you have replied, I want to let you know the true source of the US$37,400,000.00. In truth, I am the one that personally credited the funds into the account belonging to late American, Ben Daniel. Although Mr. Daniels had an account with us in the Central Bank, but he only had the sum of US$3,740.00 (Three Thousand, Seven Hundred and Forty Dollars only) in his account as at the time he died. On seeing that I could use late Ben Daniel's account to transfer funds, I began crediting the account with funds until it rose to the sum of US$37,400,000.00. I sourced the funds from the Petroleum Trust Fund (PTF), which was a government Trust Fund Account, being managed by the former military Head of State, General Muhammadu Buhari until the new democratic government stopped their operations. I was directly in charge of winding up PTF's accounts. In deed, the PTF had over US$5 Billion at the time it was wound up giving me opportunity to make this plan for the future of my family. This morning, I have gathered necessary materials together and filed the claim for the funds on your behalf. This is to position you as the surviving cousin and business partner of late Ben Daniels so that the Central Bank can transfer the funds to you. I am being careful in all that I do. All that I laid out are to ensure that you receive the funds legitimately, legally and without any possibility of questioning by the government in this country or at your side. Remember that I am a government official and no one expects me to have these funds on my own. That is why I have made these elaborate plans to transfer the funds. Kindly send me your telephone and fax numbers so I can call ou for voice discussion and send you the related documents once they are approved. My own telephone number is 00234-803-3068-230. Your brother, Collins. Note from Captain Kirk: /* I think the scammer copied in a message to someone else he was trying to scam right here.*/ Dear Robin, I thank you very much for replying positively to my proposal. [ EXACT SAME LETTER, TYPOS AND ALL!] Kindly send me your telephone and fax numbers so I can call ou for voice discussion and send you the related documents once they are approved. My own telephone number is 00234-803-3068-230. Your brother, Collins. [ OK THAT SHOWS A CERTAIN LACK OF QUALITY CONTROL ON THE PART OF THE LADS, BUT CAPTAIN KIRK PLAYS ALONG ] -------------------------------------------------- JAMES T. KIRK: Date: Mon, 7 Oct 2002 9:03 EST To: coll_ab2002@hotmail.com Hello again Brother Abu: Here is the information: phone#202-406-5850 and fax#202-406-5031. I prefer to recieve faxes because the fax machine in my office is privately located, but my wife might pick up the phone and be curious as to what is going on. - James [ CAPTAIN KIRK INFORMS US THESE ARE PHONE AND FAX NUMBERS FOR THE U.S. SECRET SERVICE ] -------------------------------------------------- COLLINS: X-Originating-IP: [192.116.110.157] [ 192.116.110.157: GILAT SATCOM, ISRAEL -- SPOOFED? SOMEHOW WE DOUBT THE LADS ARE HANGING OUT IN ISRAEL ] From: "collins abu" [coll_ab2002@hotmail.com] Subject: progress! Date: Tue, 08 Oct 2002 11:53:05 +0000 I thank you for your email. I proceeded as I said I would and I had good success with all that I set out to do. I have successfully presented an application on your behalf asking Central bank to transfer the funds to you. Following the plan I made and the things I wrote, I presented you to the bank as the surviving cousin of late Ben Daniels. You are supposed to have contacted my department here in the bank and after discussing with you, I agreed to act as an unofficial consultant to your family in order to help file the application for the transfer of the funds to you. The difficult part would be facing the staff and anwering questions at our legal department which will come up this afternoon. Once that is over and they accept the application, then we would have realised the goal. Now that things are progressing, it is time for us work more closely together so that the goal will be realised without delay. I am willing to listen to any suggestions you may wish to make as we go along. I shall send you the related documents by fax once they are signed. My number again, is 00234-803-3068-230. You can call me. Your Brother, Collins. -------------------------------------------------- COLLINS: My Dear Brother James, I thank you for your email. I proceeded as I said I would and I had good success with all that I set out to do. I have successfully presented an application on your behalf asking Central bank to transfer the funds to you. Following the plan I made and the things I wrote, I presented you to the bank as the surviving cousin of late Ben Daniels. You are supposed to have contacted my department here in the bank and after discussing with you, I agreed to act as an unofficial consultant to your family in order to help file the application for the transfer of the funds to you. The difficult part would be facing the staff and anwering questions at our legal department which will come up this afternoon. Once that is over and they accept the application, then we would have realised the goal. Now that things are progressing, it is time for us work more closely together so that the goal will be realised without delay. I am willing to listen to any suggestions you may wish to make as we go along. I shall send you the related documents by fax once they are signed. My number again, is 00234-803-3068-230. You can call me. Your Brother, Collins. --------------------------------------------------- COLLINS AGAIN: X-Originating-IP: [192.116.110.157] From: "collins abu" [coll_ab2002@hotmail.com] Subject: Fax Transmitted! Date: Thu, 10 Oct 2002 15:59:43 +0000 My Dear Brother James, I have transmitted the two letters by fax to you. As you can see,I am required to swear an oath before the commissioner at the court and pay about $25,750 for the activities and approvals the court will give. Once that is completed, the funds will become legally yours and will be transferred within 24 hours. Now, I only have $24,990 in my savings account (even after they added the interest due today). I don't know what to do to make up the money so I can pay them tomorrow at the court and get the process completed. I want you to call me to let me know you got the faxes. Your Brother, Collins. --------------------------------------------------- JAMES T. KIRK: Date: Thu, 10 Oct 2002 12:12 EST Collins, clearly I should be able to help you pay the remaining $760. Is there a Western Union or other similar money transfer location in your area? - James --------------------------------------------------- COLLINS: X-Originating-IP: [192.116.110.157] From: "collins abu" [coll_ab2002@hotmail.com] Subject: Brother, Thanks! Date: Fri, 11 Oct 2002 13:41:54 +0000 My Dear Brother James, I thank you for your email and am very grateful for your kind consideration to support me. I rushed over to my bank to withdraw the savings. They insisted I leave a balance of 100 dollars and this led to some arguement at the bank. At last, I left 90 dollars. I had to exchange the money from our Naira to US dollars and then moved over to the court. I demanded to see the court accountant himself before paying to the cashier. The Accountant (Mr. Peter Umah) was very cooperative. He did not authorise me to pay in the 24,900 as first installment, but also for you to send to the balance to the court by Western Union. I have transmitted the official Receipt from the court by fax to you. But the balance remaining to be paid is now 850 dollars instead of 760 dollars. I am sorry that I could not get the whole money out from my savings account. I tried my best. Mr. umah (the Accountant of the high court) instructed that the 850 is to be sent to them by Western Union as follows: Mr. Peter Umah Room 202 Justice Complex, Lagos- Nigeria. Mr. Umah said I must come along with the following information to enable them access the 850 dollars from the Western Union office here: Name and Address of Sender and Control Number as stated on the Western Union transfer form. Kindly send me an email with the above information so I can go back and hand them over to Mr. Umah. Once again, thank you very much for being supportive. We will surely sit down and discuss many things once I come over. I remain, Your Brother, Collins. --------------------------------------------------- JAMES T. KIRK LOWERS THE BOOM: Subject: RE: Brother, Thanks! Date: Fri, 11 Oct 2002 15:30 EST From: j13moh To: coll_ab2002@hotmail.com Collins: Thank you for faxing all these documents to 202-406-5031. If you had been more vigilant, you would have realised that 202-406-5031 is actually the fax number for the United States Secret Service Advance Fee Fraud Reporting Agency, often used for reporting Nigerian Scams. I believe that the Officials there will have a good time laughing at these documents and then using them to track you down so that you can go to jail. Please see the following page for more information: http://www.secretservice.gov/alert419.shtml - James Kirk --------------------------------------------------- COLLINS DEMANDS AN APOLOGY: X-Originating-IP: [212.96.2.80] [ 212.96.2.80: COMMUNICATION TREND NIGERIA LTD, LAGOS THIS IS MORE BELIEVABLE ] From: "collins abu" [coll_ab2002@hotmail.com] Subject: I Demand An Apology. Date: Sat, 12 Oct 2002 09:41:14 +0000 My Dear Brother James, I feel sad that you have not only deceived me but also exposed my deal to your secret service. Why did you do that without verifying who I really am. I am sure your secret service will be surprised to know that I am real and nothing close to a scammer. You have wronged me and I demand an apology from you! Your Brother, --------------------------------------------------- --------------------------------------------------- --------------------------------------------------- --------------------------------------------------- [ No, we don't know why Collins put all those lines in there. ] |