WHAT THE DICKENS

December 2010

Conversation Kenge is an old-fashioned solicitor who is looking after the estate of the late Esther Summerson.
One day he receives a curious proposal from a person hitherto unknown to him.

"Esther Summerson" graced such encounters as APOSTROPHE NOW and BLEAK LAD.
The mastermind behind them both is currently on tour in a show packing them in across the country, but still finds time to waste with Lads.

Cast:

Kelvin Morgan - tier-one scamogram-sending Lad
Rev,Mike Ubah - "representative of the ( F B I ) and a member of the WORLD BANK AFRICAN PALIARMENT REGION AWARD COMMITTEE", i.e., money-collecting Lad

versus

Conversation Kenge - of Dewey, Cheatham and Howe
Anita Kopper - his assistant
Esther Summerson - the unfortunate deceased, whom they represent


Kelvin Morgan

12/5/2010

Atten.Miss.Mrs.Esther Summerson,

I am Mr.Kelvin Morgan I am a US citizen, 48 years Old. My residential address is as follows. 5424 Pentridge Street Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, 19143-4126, United States, I am one of those that took part in the Compensation in Nigeria many years ago and they refused to pay me, I had paid over $275,000 while in the US, trying to get my payment all to no avail.

So I decided to travel to WASHINGTON D.C with all my compensation documents, And I was directed by the ( F B I) Director to contact Rev,Mike Ubah, who is a representative of the ( F B I ) and a member of the WORLD BANK AFRICAN PALIARMENT REGION AWARD COMMITTEE, currently in Nigeria.and I contacted him and he explained everything to me. He said whoever is contacting us through any Banks in Nigeria are fake.

He took me to the paying bank which is World Bank for the claim of my payment. Right now I am the most happiest man on earth because I have received my compensation funds of $18.5 Million Us Dollars Moreover, Rev.Mike Ubah, showed me the full information of those that are yet to receive their payments and I saw your name as one of the beneficiaries, and your email address, that is why I decided to email you to stop dealing with those people, they are not with your fund, they are only making money out of you. I will advise you to contact Rev,Mike Ubah.

You have to contact him directly on this information below.

WORLD BANK COMPENSATION AWARD HOUSE/AFRICAN REGION
Name : Rev,Mike Ubah
Email: panafricaparliament@live.com
Telephone Number:234-704-1689799

You really have to stop dealing with those people that are contacting you and telling you that your fund is with them, it is not in anyway with them, they are only taking advantage of you and they will dry you up until you have nothing.

The only money I paid after I met Rev.Mike Ubah was just $490 for the Transfer Charge (COT), take note of that.

Once again stop contacting those people, I will advise you to contact Rev,Mike Ubah so that he can help you to Deliver your fund instead of dealing with those liars that will be turning you around asking for different kind of money to complete your transaction.

Thank You and Be Blessed.

Mr.Kelvin Morgan
5424 Pentridge
Street Philadelphia,
Tel: 1-409-3566908
Fax: 1-425-955-1837


Scam-o-note: For the new visitor, it may be useful to point out a few things:
* "Kelvin Morgan" is in all likelihood neither "Kelvin" nor in Philadelphia, but rather someone in an internet cafe in West Africa.
* "Mike Ubah" is either "Kelvin's" other nom de scam - the one he uses for picking up money orders at Western Union sent by his victims - or else a different person, who will give "Kelvin" a percentage of the takings.
* "Kelvin's" insistence that the (probably mystified) reader is expecting money from some Nigerian entity ("I saw your name as one of the beneficiaries") is immaterial. The point is to get the reader to reply, and try to develop a relationship.

And now back to our scambait.

Conversation Kenge

Date: Mon, 6 Dec 2010

Please be advised that Ms Summerson is dead.
Kelvin Morgan

12/7/2010

Atten,

Thank you for the response with death notice of Ms Summerson,Please may i know who is responding this email because it is very important to let you know more details why i sent this email,or does she has any next of kin or relative if possible her solicitor.

Thank You and Be Blessed.

Mr.Kelvin Morgan
5424 Pentridge
Street Philadelphia,
Tel: 1-409-3566908
Fax: 1-425-955-1837

Conversation Kenge

Date: Tue, 7 Dec 2010

My name is Conversation Kenge. I am with the firm of Dewey, Cheatham and Howe in London. I am the executor of Ms Summerson's estate. Any correspondence concerning Ms Summerson is to be sent to my assistant, Anita Kopper, addressed thusly:

Anita Kopper
Dewey, Cheatham and Howe
72, Earls Court Road
London W8
UK

Thank you,

Kenge.
Kelvin Morgan

12/10/2010

Atten: Anita Kopper
Dewey, Cheatham and Howe
72, Earls Court Road
London W8
UK

Thank you for your response,quit painful that Ms Summerson died without recieving her Inherittance payment from the Nigerian government after all the money she spent while trying to get her fund,I will be very greatful if you could pursue the procedures to get this fund for her and give it out to the charity home since she is no more.The total sum aproved to her by the United Nations in collaboration with the African Parliament.

It may sound funny becauase you both are not aware that she has an inheritance fund in Nigeria to claim,I will sincerely and confidently advise you to contact Rev Mike Ubah with the details below for more informations regarding the claim of her inherittance fund.

Name : Rev,Mike Ubah
Email: panafricaparliament@live.com
Telephone Number:234-704-1689799

Rev Mike Ubah,is the person appointed by the world bank african paliarment region award committee.Feel free to call me or by email if there is any need.

Thank You and Be Blessed.

Mr.Kelvin Morgan
5424 Pentridge
Street Philadelphia,
Tel: 1-409-3566908
Fax: 1-425-955-1837

Anita Kopper

Sent: 12/10/2010

Dear Mr. Morgan:

Please inform Mr. Ubah that all paperwork relating to this inheritance is to be sent to my office. Mr. Kenge will examine the documents, and only then will we enter into discussions.

Thank you,

Anita Kopper
Dewey, Cheatham and Howe

Kelvin Morgan

Atten: Anita Kopper
Dewey, Cheatham and Howe
72, Earls Court Road
London W8
UK

Thank you for your response,I will sincerely and confidently advise you to contact Rev Mike Ubah with the details below for more informations regarding the claim of her inherittance fund.

Name : Rev,Mike Ubah
Email: panafricaparliament@live.com
Telephone Number:234-704-1689799

Rev Mike Ubah,is the person to send you every paper working that is related to the claim of the imheritance fund..

Thank You and Be Blessed.


Scam-o-note: If the victim does not contact "Rev. Ubah" and ultimately send Ubah money, then "Kelvin" will not get his cut. But you knew that.

Anita Kopper

Sent: 12/13/2010

Dear Mr. Morgan:

Our firm does not conduct business of this magnitude over the telephone. I am certain that you are in a position to advise Mr. Ubah of our address, and of our intention not to proceed without examining the documents. The post works very well in London and we will look forward to receiving copies of the documents by that means.

Thank you for your attention in this matter,

Anita Kopper

More to come? Let's hope so!

[Puzzled? Mystified? At sea? Read The Main Page.
And "Bleak House" by Charles Dickens while you're at it.]

 

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