MONEY FOR NOTHING

updated february 22

A spiritual visit from Brother Mark Knopfler, last seen in YOU'RE IN THE ARMY NOW and THE MUGU'S TOO BIG - before style sheets (couldn't afford them back then).

Participants

On the side of all that is good and true:
Brother Mark Knopfler - Church of the Sultans of Swing and namedropper of so many songs from so many people
See if you can spot them all!!

The naughty people:
Mr Benson Jack - Bill manager at our fave bank.. the IBB in Burkina Faso (their staff bill must be HUGE!)
Barrister Sam Igwe, who becomes Barrister Sam Chambers
MR. BRIGGS DOUGLAS, THE FOREIGN REMITTANCE DIRECTOR INTERNATIONAL BANK OF BURKINA (IBB)


Mr Benson Jack

DEAR PARTNER,

I AM MR. BENSON JACK, THE BILL AND EXCHANGE MANAGER AT THE FOREIGN EXCHANGE DEPARTMENT OF INTERNATIONAL BANK OF BURKINA(IBB) OUAGADOUGOU IN BURKINA FASO. WITH DUE RESPECT AND REGARDS, I HAVE DECIDED TO CONTACT YOU ON A BUSINESS TRANSACTION THAT WILL BE VERY BENEFICIAL TO BOTH OF US AT THE END OF THE TRANSACTION.DURING MY INVESTIGATION AND AUDITING IN MY DEPARTMENT, I CAME ACROSS A VERY HUGE SUM OF MONEY BELONGING TO A DECEASED PERSON, A FOREIGNER WHO DIED IN A PLANE CRASH WITH HIS INTIRE FAMILY.

REPLY ONLY TO MY PRIVATE E-MAIL bensonjackbj02@yahoo.fr

THE FUND HAS BEEN IN HIS ACCOUNT WITH THE BANK WITHOUT ANY CLAIM OF THE FUND IN OUR CUSTODY EITHER FROM HIS FAMILY OR RELATION BEFORE OUR DISCOVERY TO THIS DEVELOPMENT.ALTHOUGH PERSONALLY, I KEPT THIS INFORMATION SECRET WITHIN MYSELF TO ENABLE THE WHOLE PLANS AND IDEA BE PROFITABLE AND SUCCESSFUL DURING THE TIME OF EXECUTION. THE AMOUNT INVOLVED IS USD$10.500,000 (TEN MILLION FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND U.S DOLLARS.) MEANWHILE THE WHOLE ARRANGEMENT AND DIRECTIVES NEEDED TO PUT CLAIM OVER THIS FUND AS THE NEXT OF KIN TO THE DECEASED, WILL BE FORWARD TO YOU UPON YOUR ACCEPTANCE. INFORMATION WILL BE RELAYED TO YOU AS SOON AS YOU INDICATE YOUR INTEREST AND WILLINGNESS TO ASSIST ME AND ALSO BENEFIT YOURSELF TO THIS GREAT BUSINESS OPPORTUNITY.

IN FACT I COULD HAVE DONE THIS DEAL ALONE BUT BECAUSE OF MY POSITION IN THIS COUNTRY AS A CIVIL SERVANT, WE ARE NOT ALLOWED TO OPERATE A FOREIGN ACCOUNT AND WOULD EVENTUALLY RAISE AN EYE BROW ON MY SIDE DURING THE TIME OF TRANSFER BECAUSE I WORK IN THIS BANK. THIS IS THE ACTUAL REASON WHY IT WILL REQUIRE A SECOND PARTY OR FELLOW WHO WILL FORWARD CLAIMS AS THE NEXT OF KIN TO THE BANK AND ALSO PRESENT A FOREIGN ACCOUNT WHERE HE WILL NEED THE MONEY TO BE TRANSFERRED INTO ON HIS REQUEST AS IT MAY BE, AFTER DUE VERIFICATION AND CLARIFICATION TO DESIGNATED BANK ACCOUNT.

YOU CAN SEE THE WEBSITE BELOW COVERING THE PLANE CRASH BY CNN & BBC NEWS.

http://www.cnn.com/2003/WORLD/africa/12/26/benin.crash

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/3348109.stm

I WILL NOT FAIL TO INFORM YOU THAT THIS TRANSACTION IS 100% RISK FREE. ON SMOOTH CONCLUSION OF THIS TRANSACTION, YOU WILL BE ENTITLED TO 40% OF THE TOTAL SUM WHILE 60% WILL BE FOR ME. YOU HAVE BEEN ADVISED TO KEEP TOP SECRET AS I AM STILL IN SERVICE AND INTEND TO RETIRE FROM SERVICE AFTER I CONCLUDE THIS DEAL WITH YOU.

I WILL BE MONITORING THE WHOLE SITUATION HERE IN THE BANK UNTIL YOU CONFIRM THE MONEY IN YOUR ACCOUNT AND ASK ME TO COME DOWN TO YOUR COUNTRY FOR SUBSEQUENT SHARING OF THE FUND ACCORDING TO PERCENTAGES PREVIOUSLY INDICATED AND FURTHER INVESTMENT, EITHER IN YOUR COUNTRY OR ANY OTHER COUNTRY YOU MAY ADVICE ME TO INVEST IN. ALL OTHER NECESSARY INFORMATION WILL BE SENT TO YOU WHEN I HEAR FROM YOU. I SUGGEST YOU GET BACK TO ME AS SOON AS POSSIBLE STATING YOUR WISH IN THIS DEAL.

PLEASE REPLY TO MY PRIVATE E-MAIL bensonjackbj02@yahoo.fr
BY INDICATING YOUR BANK ACCOUNT DETALS WHERE THE FUND WILL BE TRANSFERED TO. ALSO, SEND ME YOUR PRIVATE PHONE NUMBER FOR EASY COMMUNICATION.

BEST REGARD,
MR. BENSON JACK,



Brother Mark Knopfler

Date: Fri, 5 Jan 2007
Subject: At your request
To: bensonjackbj02@yahoo.fr

My dear Mr Jack

How may the church facilitate your needs. I will not fail to inform you that although you are so far away from me, the church of the Sultans of Swing will be willing to help you. What do we need to do

Your in the name of all that is swinging

Br. M Knopfler



Mr Benson Jack

X-Originating-IP: [216.252.100.151]
Received: from [196.28.241.166]
Date: Fri, 5 Jan 2007
From: BENSON JACK <bensonjackbj@yahoo.com>
Subject: THESE ARE THE DETAILS ABOUT THIS TRANSACTION

Dear Brother Mark.

Thanks for your response. I want you to understand that, this is our time and opportunity to be rich. So, let us handle this great opportunity with one mind without any delay. I want to inform you that also, this transaction is not a child's play and is considered as part of my prospective achievement in life as a banker haven worked for years without concrete evidence of my achievement in the banking field and thus, must be given all the vital attention that will make it to work for our corporate interest to be achieved.

Below is more data information covering this transaction and should be vigorously studied. The data information of this transaction is given for your understanding of the detail account of the Fund deposited by DR. COCO JONAN before he died in a BENIN plane crash with his family .The members of his family who died with him including his In-laws are as follows; Dr Coco Jonan, 68 years been the depositor of the fund, His wife, Jean, 67; three of their children, Lois, Beth and Richard. You can still see again the website covering the death:
http://www.cnn.com/2003/WORLD/africa/12/26/benin.crash

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/3348109.stm
"LATE DR. COCO JONAN'S ACCOUNT DETAILS"

NAME OF THE DEPOSITOR.........DR. COCO JONAN
AMOUNT DEPOSITED..................... U.S $10.5 MILLION
TYPE OF ACCOUNT OPERATED........CURRENT ACCOUNT
ACCOUNT NUMBER..........................18463464711.
STATE OF ORIGIN...............................OMAN
NATIONALITY.........................................JORDAN
MARITAL STATUS.........MARRIED WITH THREE (3) CHILDREN
AGE OF THE DECEASED CUSTOMER...........68years
HIEGHT......................................................1.72M
SEX............................................................MALE
RELIGION....................................................CHRISTAINITY
QUALIFICATION...........................................DOCTOR.
BUSINESS IN AFRICA.......CONTTACTOR WITH THE
ECONOMIC COMMUNITY OF WEST AFRICAN STATES (ECOWAS)

In the bank form for next of kin,DR. COCO JONAN Before his death filled his wife JEAN COCO as his next of kin but unfortunately, the wife died with him along others and therefore, there is nobody left behind to claim the fund as his next of kin and bank law stated that, if such fund remain unclaim for four (4) years then, the fund will be transfered into the bank treasury as unclaimed bill. Base on that, I contacted you and proposed it as a deal between us so that we can move the fund into your bank account. So, let us do this transaction instead of the fund to be transfer into the bank treasury as unclaimed bill.

After studying the Data information above, What I want you to do will be to provide an account where this fund can be transferred for us and also send a application to the bank for the claiming of the said fund pretending before the bank through writing that you are the next of kin to the late DR. COCO JONAN as I directed you in the application form.

I am assuring you that, the bank will accord you the recognition and have the fund transferred into your account for us to share as I told you on percentage levels. I want you to know that, if you are serious and willing to assist me get this fund into your account then, consider yourself rich at the end of this transaction.
Note: it will not be hard for both of us to move the fund into your bank account if we do this deal with one mind. This is a secret deal and I don't want you to let anybody notice this transaction until the fund is confirmed in your bank account for my safety here since I am still in service.

I want you to know that, next of kin can be a brother, sister, mother, uncle, cusin, naphew, wife, son or even far relation from different continet in the world. You should also understand that, Bank is not interested to know if you are bearing the same surname with the deceased or not. The Bank is interested to know if the account details of the deceased and the amount mentioned above is in the account which I know that the information provided is correct and must convince the bank director for the immediate transfer of the fund into your account.
Furthermore, Don't forget that I am here in the bank to back you up in this transaction and as such, you should not be afraid but to bring good ideas that will help us to get this fund into your account successfully. Be inform that, I got your contact from Burkina Faso chambers of commerce and I strongly believe that any information receive from the above mentioned office is correct and must to be trusted. Can I trust you ? I hope that you will not betray me when the fund is transfered into your bank account ? I hope I will not regret transferring the fund into your account ??? If you give me my share (60%) when the fund is transfered into your bank account, I promise to invest my share in your country under your care and control.

I will be waiting to hear from you as soon as you send the application to the bank e-mail address as I directed you. If you have any question to ask me, please contact me through my private phone number 00226 76665965 and I will educate you more.
May our Lord Bless you for your kind understanding in this transaction.

Yours brother
Mr Benson Jack.



Brother Mark Knopfler

Dear Benson

Apologies for the tardiness in my reply. I have recently been on a spiritual journey and am considering changing my allegience to a different faith. This has been a troubling time for me and I am thinking that this money will actually do me better if I am not a member of the priesthood. You dont get money for nothing as they say but my heart tells me you get love over gold. Maybe the money will allow me to get my chicks for free... who knows.

Anyway... You have sent me so much information that I am now unsure what to do. You have sent me a mail with a form and the details completed (in this mail) and another one which is empty but has my details in it. I can see that I need to complete a form with my details but what are the ones in this mail for??

Br. Mark



Mr Benson Jack

Dear Br. Mark,

I sent the details about the deceased customer to you. I also sent the application form to you. So, I want you to fill the application and send it to the bank e-mail as I directed you. This transaction will bring joy to you at the end. I will be waiting to hear from you as soon as you send the application to the bank.
Yours brother
Mr.Benson



[Brother Mark obligingly presents himself to the "bank".]

Brother Mark Knopfler

Date: Mon, 15 Jan 2007
Subject: APPLICATION FOR THE RELEASE
To: ibbbf@aol.fr
Cc: BENSON JACK <bensonjackbj@yahoo.com>

................................................................................
ATTN: MR. BRIGGS DOUGLAS,
THE FOREIGN REMITTANCE DIRECTOR
INTERNATIONAL BANK OF BURKINA (IBB)
Ouagadougou Burkina Faso
Email addresses : ibbbf@aol.fr
Telephone: 00226 765 251 36.
Fax: 00226 504 20179.

Sir,

APPLICATION FOR THE RELEASE AND SUBSEQUENT TRANSFER OF MY INHERITANCE FUNDS OF US$10.5 MILLION FROM ACCOUNT NUMBER 18463464711.

I am the brother and next of kin to late DR. COCO JONAN, your deceased customer who held the above account number with your bank, and who died in plane crash.

My Late brother DR. COCO JONAN died in a plane crash with his family .The members of his family who died with him including his In-laws are as follows; Dr Coco Jonan, 68 years been the depositor of the fund, His wife, Jean, 67; three of their children, Lois, Beth and Richard.
You can still see again the website covering the death:
http://www.cnn.com/2003/WORLD/africa/12/26/benin.crash
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/3348109.stm
I discovered the said account details in my late brother bedroom in Oman,Jordan, and as his next of kin, I humbly appeal to your esteemed office to release and transfer these funds into my nominated receiving bank Account detail stated below.

1) Your Bank Name: .Lloyds
2) Your Bank Address: ..26 Lower Spunking Road, Cottaging, Hampstead, SW4 9EW
3)Your Account Number.98655322
4)Your Phone.We dont have a phone at the mission
5)Your fax.We dont have a fax at the mission
6) Your Receiving Country: ..UK
7) Your E-Mail..........Brother Mark Knopfler
8) Your Age.39
9)Your profession. Brother
10) Your Position in office.at my desk... what an odd question. Why is where I am important?
11)Your home address.Church of the Sultans of Swing, Framptious Road, Trumpton, TP1 9RG

I shall appreciate your prompt attention to this application as I solemnly promise to abide by all your protocol and transactional requirements.

Yours truly,
Brother Mark.



[and so the story continues]

Mr Benson Jack

Received: from [196.28.250.115] <-- Ouagadougou, Burkina Faso
Date: Mon, 15 Jan 2007
From: BENSON JACK <bensonjackbj@yahoo.com>
Subject: THANK YOU
To: Brother Mark Knopfler

Dear Mark,

I thank you for the application you filled and submitted to the bank for the releasing of the fund into your bank account.

I want you to note the following: The bank may contact you at any moment for questioning or confirmation regarding your application. The bank may contact you on phone or by e-mail. If they call you on phone, please, you should inform the bank to contact you by mail by pretending that you don't understand them clearly on phone. I want to make sure that, you will not make any mistake when they bank call you on phone.

You should be alert now. Any message you receive from the bank should be forwarded to me for proper advice as to avoid any mistake from your side. I want you to understand that the bank officials may also try to invistigate if you are the real next of kin by sending some confusing letters to you. The bank may change the amount and ask you to confirm the exact amount in the account of the deceased customer. So, try to study the details about this transaction as to guide you in this great opportunity.

I am here for you and this is my private line 00226 76665965. Feel free to call me at anytime. As soon as the fund is confirmed in your bank account immediately, I will come over to your country for my share and investment under your care and control.
I want you to keep this transaction as secret. Do not disclose it to anybody for the security of the fund and for my safety here since I am still in service.

I want you to be in regular contact with me. I will be expecting to hear from you as soon as the bank contact you.

Yours brother
Benson Jack.



[The "bank" Lad gets in touch, but oddly, although he now has the document, he asks for it again.]

Mr. Briggs Douglas

To: Brother Mark Knopfler
Subject: IBB OFFICIAL QUESTIONNAIRE
Date: Tue, 16 Jan 2007
From: ibbbf@aol.fr

FROM THE OFFICE OF MR.BRIGGS DOUGLAS,
THE FOREIGN REMITTANCE DIRECTOR
INTERNATIONAL BANK OF BURKINA (IBB)
Ouagadougou Burkina Faso
Email addresses : ibbbf@aol.fr
Telephone: 00226 765 251 36.
Fax: 00226 504 20179.

ATTN: BENEFICIARY MARK,

THIS IS TO ACKNOWLEDGE THE RECEIPT OF YOUR MAIL. VIEW THE ATTACHED DOCUMENT AND YOU ARE ADVISED TO ANSWER ALL THE QUESTIONS IN THIS BANK DOCUMENT AND RETURN IT TO THIS BANK WITHIN 48 HOURS TO CONFIRM THAT YOU ARE THE REAL NEXT OF KIN TO OUR DECEASED CUSTOMER. DOWN LOAD THE ATTACHED DOCUMENT AND ANSWER ALL THOSE QUESTIONS IMMEDIATELY. ON THE RECEIPT OF THE ANSWERS,YOUR FUND WILL BE TRANSFER INTO YOUR NOMINATED BANK ACCOUNT BELOW ..

1) Your Bank Name: .Lloyds
2) Your Bank Address: ..26 Lower Spunking Road, Cottaging, Hampstead, SW4 9EW
3)Your Account Number.98655322
4)Your Phone.We dont have a phone at the mission
5)Your fax.We dont have a fax at the mission
6) Your Receiving Country: ..UK
7) Your E-Mail..........Brother Mark Knopfler
8) Your Age.39
9)Your profession. Brother
10) Your Position in office.at my desk... what an odd question. Why is where I am important?
11)Your home address.Church of the Sultans of Swing, Framptious Road, Trumpton, TP1 9RG.

WE LOOK FORWARD TO RECEIVE THE ANSWERS SHORTLY.

THANKS FOR YOUR CO-OPERATION.
FOR: IBB BANK ,OUAGADOUGO,BURKINA FASO.



Brother Mark Knopfler

Date: Thu, 18 Jan 2007
To: BENSON JACK <bensonjackbj@yahoo.com>

Hello

I now have a form from the bank. I am excited about the good that I can do with all this money. I have tried to find the information required by the bank using private investigations. So I have been checking out the report and digging up the dirt (you get to meet alsorts in this line of work). Dont be concerned, this is my private investigation and not a public enquiry so it still remains confidential.
But I have been unable to find anything out. What happens now? It seems so far away from me!

Br. M



Mr Benson Jack

Received: from [196.28.242.100]
Date: Fri, 19 Jan 2007
From: BENSON JACK <bensonjackbj@yahoo.com>
Subject: VERY URGENT

Dear Brother Mark

Greetings in the Lord.

I thank you for the good news that the bank contacted you. I want you to forward the form that you received from the bank to me so that I will go through it and get back to you as to avoid any mistake from your side.

You should get in touch soonest.

Yours brother
Mr.Benson Jack.



Brother Mark Knopfler

Date: Tue, 23 Jan 2007

Hello Benson

I have been away this weekend to visit another poor orphanage. Its so sad to see all those children in such a state of poverty. I was discussing it with Brother Peter Gabriel while climbing up on Salisbury Hill (its very pretty, you can see the city lights) when it hit me like a sledgehammer. I could give a huge chunk of money to their order and help them too. It was so great to see them play games without frontiers. Hans was playing with Lottie and Lottie was playing with Jane, Jane was playing with Willy (and he stopped crying and was happy again). My heart was warmed.

Anyway, I digress. Enclosed is the form for you to have a look at

Any questions, please let me know

Br. M



Mr Benson Jack

Received: from [196.28.242.136]
Date: Tue, 23 Jan 2007
Subject: THESE ARE THE ANSWERS,COPY IT AND SEND TO THE BANK

Dear Brother Mark

I received your message and I promise to help the poor and needy as soon as the fund is transfered into your bank account. These are the answers, Copy it and send to the bank e-mail without filling it in the Document if it is difficult for you.

I want you to be alert because the bank may be sending you some confusing letter as to test your faith in this transaction. The bank may be sending some letters to you by changing the amount you are claiming. You should know that the Amount is US$10.5Million.

I am here to back you up. This is my private phone number 00226 76665965.. You must to be calling me at any time so that I will advice you on what to do as to avoid any mistake from your side.

Forward it to the bank immediately and call me on my private line 00226 7666 5965 so that I will monitor it in the bank. As soon as the fund is transfer into your account or through courier service, I will come over to your country for my share. I am still pleading you not to betray me in this transaction when the fund get into your account.

I trusted you and because of Love, I contacted you so that this fund will be transfer into your account for both of us to share it instead of the fund to be transfer into the bank treasury as unclaimed bill, our share is 40% for you and 60% for me.

As I said before, if you did not betray me and carry the fund , I promised in the name of God to invest my share in your country under your care and control because I want this relationship that we started to extend to our families and one day, we shall meet in your country and eat in one table. Keep this transaction as secret for the security of the fund and for my safety here since I am still in this country.

Thank you.
Benson Jack



Brother Mark Knopfler

Date: Wed, 24 Jan 2007
Subject: Re: IBB OFFICIAL QUESTIONNAIRE
To: ibbbf@aol.fr

Hello

I am unable to complete your actual form but please find enclosed the details as requested

1. NAME OF THE DECEASED CUSTOMER ?.... DR. COCO JONAN
2. HIS NATIONALITY? ...... JORDAN
3. MY RELATIONSHIP WITH HIM ....BROTHER )
4. HOW OLD WAS HE WHEN HE DIED? ... 68 YEARS
5. WHAT LED TO HIS DEATH?.... PLANE CRASH IN BENIN
6. WHAT WAS HIS PROFESSION ? ..... DOCTOR AND A CONTRACTOR
7. DOES HE OWN A FIRM ON THIS COUNTRY BEFORE HIS DEATH? ....NO
8. IF YES WHAT WAS THE NAME OF THE FIRM AND ITS REGISTRATION NUMBER?....NONE
9. WHAT KIND OF ACCOUNT WAS HE OPPERATING WITH THIS BANK? .....CURRENT ACCOUNT
10. WHAT WAS HIS ACCOUNT NUMBER? ........18463464711.
11. WAS HE MARRIED? YES
12. IF YES ,WHAT IS THE NAME OF HIS WIFE? ..JEAN COCO.
13. DID THEY HAVE ANY CHILD OR CHILDREN? ....YES
14. IF YES WHERE ARE THEY? ....ALL DIED ALONG SIDE WITH HIM
15. DID HE NATIONALISE HERE ? ....NO.



Mr. Briggs Douglas

To: Brother Mark Knopfler
Subject: IBB PAYMENT APPROVAL LETTER.
Date: Wed, 24 Jan 2007

ATTN: BENEFICIARY MR.IBRAHIM,

SUBJECT: IBB PAYMENT APPROVAL LETTER.

TODAY 24/1/2007, YOU HAVE BEEN CONFIRMED AS THE NEXT OF KIN TO OUR DECEASED CUSTOMER LATE DR.COCO JONAN AND AS SUCH, YOUR INHERITANCE FUND HAVE BEEN APPROVED, SIGNED AND COMPUTERISED FOR FULL PAYMENT INTO YOUR NOMINATED BANK ACCOUNT. YOUR INHERITANCE FUND HAVE BEEN SIGNED OFF FROM THE CENTRAL BANK OF BURKINA (CBB)FOR IMMEDIATE TRANSFER INTO YOUR BANK ACCOUNT ..

SIR/MA, YOU ARE ADVISED TO COME DOWN TO BURKINA FASO IMMEDIATELY FOR THE SIGNING OFF THE FUND IN THIS BANK. YOUR PRESENT IS HIGHLY NEEDED WITH SOME LEGAL DOCUMENTS BEFORE WE COMMENCE THE TRANSFER INTO YOUR BANK ACCOUNT.

YOU ARE REQUIRED YOU TO COME DOWN TO BURKINA FASO WITH YOUR LATE BROTHER'S DEATH CERTIFICATE AND THE ANTI-DRUG LAW CLEARANCE CERTIFICATE. THESE TWO DOCUMENTS WILL BACK UP THE FUND INTO YOUR ACCOUNT AS TO AVOID STOP ORDER FROM THE UNITED STATES MONEY LAUNDRY DEPARTMENT.

WITH THOSE LEGAL DOCUMENTS, NO GOVERNMENT OF ANY KIND WILL QUESTION YOU ABOUT THE ORIGIN OF THE FUND. YOU SHOULD COME DOWN WITH THOSE DOCUMENTS IMMEDIATELY YOU RECEIVE THIS MESSAGE.

ALTERNATIVELY, IF YOU DON'T HAVE THE DEATH CERTIFICATE NOR THE ANTI-DRUG LAW CLEARANCE CERTIFICATE OR YOU ARE UNABLE TO COME DOWN TO BURKINA FASO THEN, YOU CAN CONTACT HON.BARRISTER SAM IDRESSA IMMEDIATELY AS A MATTER OF URGENCY FOR THE PROCUREMENT OF THOSE LEGAL DOCUMENTS ON YOUR BEHALF.

His E-mail Address : idressa@justice.com OR honsamchambers@yahoo.com
Private Telephone Nr: +226 7650 8449.

ON THE RECEIPT OF THOSE LEGAL DOCUMENTS, THE INHERITANCE FUND WILL BE TRANSFER INTO YOUR BANK ACCOUNT WITHOUT ANY FURTHER DELAY.
FINALLY, WE ARE VERY SORRY FOR THE DEATH OF YOUR BROTHER AND WE SYMPATHIZED WITH THE FAMILY FOR THE LOST.


SHOULD THERE BE QUERRIES OR INQUIRIESS, PLEASE CONTACT US. THANKS FOR YOUR CO-OPERATION.
FOR: IBB BANK MANAGEMENT.

....................................................................................................................
WARNING:The information contained in this e-mail and its attachments is intended for the use of the IBB Bank,Ouagadougou,Burkina Faso or entity to whom it is addressed, and may have confidential data. If you are not the intended recipient, please immediately send it back and delete the received message. Any retention, dissemination, distribution or copy of this message is strictly prohibited by law.


[INCLUDING THEIR OWN DISCLAIMERS NOW... VERY SNAZZY!!]


Brother Mark Knopfler

Date: Wed, 24 Jan 2007
Dear Benson

My heart leaps with joy at this. I was talking to Brother Peter Gabriel and his fellow Brother Phil Colins who have some real need for a large amount of money. I have not said anything to them about this as you asked me to keep it confidential and I dont want to be throwing it all away. Brother Phil sounds like he is in a land of confusion. He has so many projects that he doesnt know where to begin. I have asked him to stay with me and not lose his abacab but to keep praying for an invisible touch from the Lord.

I await with great hope because Jesus, he knows me,

Br Mark



Brother Mark Knopfler

Date: Thu, 25 Jan 2007

My dear Benson

My dear friend Brother Phil Collins received this mail so I am most anxious to get this moving.

"Hello, Father Collins. I have been away In Paris walking the Parisian walkways, with Sister Lizzy who is a very thin due to her illness. In have been told that you may be negotiating a sum of money . This being the case Could I ask for a small sum to Help Sister Lizzy with her illness. Sister Lizzy became sick after accepting a nice cup of Rosalie from a man with a bad reputation. But don't believe a word if they tell you she was on the brink of suicide. All I want to do is see her again dancing in the moon light with her in the spotlight.
I am waiting for Father Goram and Father Lynott to arrive back at the convent so when the boys are back in town we can talk over a nice cup of Rosalie, or some whiskey from the Jaro and plan Sister Lizzy's recovery.

., Please hear our prayer.

Mother Rosy Cox "

We are so close for the big time so dont give up on me but I am beginning to worry if the authority is involved. I still believe that there is love over gold but while walking down the telegraph road I saw a sultan swinging out of the corner of my eye which is a bad omen in my faith. I have received this form back from the bank but the name for the beneficiary isnt correct and they want me to contact some barrister for some forms relating to drugs money from the USA. You are not in the USA and they are not involved in this whatsoever. What do we need forms for this for? Please help

Br Mark



Mr Benson Jack

Received: from [212.52.146.57]
Date: Thu, 25 Jan 2007
From: BENSON JACK <bensonjackbj@yahoo.com>
Subject: CONTACT THE LAWYER IMMEDIATELY
To: Brother Mark Knopfler

Dear Mark.

I got your mail and I understood your message very well. I understood that, the bank have approved the fund to us. To God be the glory. I also understood that, The Bank want you to come to Burkina Faso with the Death Certificate of the Deceased and the Anti-Drug Law Clearance certificate.

According to the advice of the bank, the two documents will back up the fund so that, your Government will not question us about the origin of the fund. That is good suggestion from the bank but unfortunately, I don't have the Death Certificate nor the Anti-Drug Law Clearance certificate.

My good brother Rolando, I don't have the documents and I don't know how to get it. I will suggest that, you should contact the lawyer to do the work for us. Also, if I permit you to go to the bank and sign off the fund as the bank requested for your present, it will be difficult for you because the bank may ask you some questions about the deceased customer Late Dr.George Brumley and his family which you may not answer their questions correctly and it may lead us to miss this fund.

As to avoid any mistake from your side when you appeare here, I will advice you to copy the below message and send it to the lawyer's e-mail address immediately.

I want you to put all your effort to see that the fund is release within this week into your bank account as to enable me and my family to come over there.

As you can see, the only solution is to contact the lawyer as to help us out by obtaining those legal documents from the High Court and submit it to the bank. I pray for the lawyer to agree to work for us because without the attorney, it will be difficult for the fund to get into our bank account.

I have submitted all the necessary requirements for my travelling to your country. I am prepearing for my coming down to your country as soon as possible. I want you to contact the lawyer and plead with him to help us to get the death certificate and the other documents and submit it to the boa bank so that the transfer will take place.I will be waiting to hear from you as soon as you contact the lawyer.

Copy the below message and send it to the lawyer's Email idressa@justice.com or dan_chambers1@yahoo.co.uk



Brother Mark Knopfler

Dear Barrister Idressa,

I am Mr.Rolando, the next of kin to late Dr.George Brumley and who have the balance sum of US$10.5M with BOA Bank,Burkina Faso.

Please,I was directed by the Board of Directors of Bank of Africa (BOA) to contact you for the procedurement of some legal documents that will back up my inheritance fund into my account.

Sir, I will like you to get more information about me and my late brother from the bank and do the needful as soon as you recieve this message because my fund have been approved for immediate transfer into my account but the bank needed some Legal documents to release my fund into my bank account.

I will be very happy if this humble request is considered.

Thanks and remain Blessed,
Mark..



Brother Mark Knopfler

Date: Fri, 26 Jan 2007
Subject: Re: CONTACT THE LAWYER IMMEDIATELY
To: BENSON JACK <bensonjackbj@yahoo.com>

Who is Rolando? You keep referring to Rolando....Do I have to change my name?
I am very dedicated to my religion and I dont know how they would take to changing my name from Brother Mark Knopfler to Rolando.
Sounds like someone who installs microwave ovens and custom kitchen deliveries. He probably moves these refrigerators and moves these colour Tv's. I dont know that I should. Is this really required?

Br Mark Knopfler



Mr Benson Jack

Received: from [196.28.242.3]
Date: Fri, 26 Jan 2007
From: BENSON JACK <bensonjackbj@yahoo.com>
Subject: CONTACT THE LAWYER IMMEDIATELY

Dear brother mark.

Thank for your mail,Am sorry the mistake came from my son. yesterday i whent for an official meeting and before going for the meeting i draft a later for my son to send to you to contact the lawyer.so i dont no that he addressing it to our family in ( U S A) it was when i saw your later then i ask him, he said that he thought is my friend in (U S A) he was ask to send the later to.
Am sorry my good brother Mr Rolando, he address as is a friend of mine in (UNITED STATE OF AMARICA).Please You are advice to send the one i send you to the lawyer and not the one of my son.

Thanks, for understanding
Mr benson Jack.



Mr Benson Jack

Received: from [196.28.241.212]
Date: Sun, 28 Jan 2007
From: BENSON JACK <bensonjackbj@yahoo.com>
Subject: UPDATE ME

Daer brother mark,

Why are you silent . As I said before,this transaction don't need any delay at all. You should know that, this transaction is for our benefit and so, you should put all effort to move the fund into your bank account.Have you contacted the lawyer to do the work for us ?

I will be pleased to hear from you regarding what is going on between you and the bank for the transfer.

Thanks
Mr Benson Jack.



Brother Mark Knopfler

Date: Mon, 29 Jan 2007

Hello my dear Benson

You must appreciate that weekends are my busiest time. I barely have time to draw breath with all the weddings, christenings and normal services and by the time I can have a few minutes, all I want to do is collapse in the chair and have a nice cup of tea. But thats just the walk of life for a Brother of my standing and I should not complain. There is an industrial desease from workers about the number of hours they do but I feel that my life is worthwhile but I shoulda learned to play the guitar, I shoulda learned to play them drums but the Lord completely overtook my life.
The form has been sent to the barrister fellow

Blessings to the lord

Br. Mark



Mr Benson Jack

Received: from [196.28.241.33]
Date: Mon, 29 Jan 2007
From: BENSON JACK <bensonjackbj@yahoo.com>
Subject: THANK YOU

Dear Mark

I am happy to hear that you have a nice week-end. I will be happy to meet you and your church members, friends, family Etc soonest.

I want you to put your effort to see that the barrister obtain those documents and tender it to the bank as soon as possible.

I will be waiting to hear from you as soon as the lawyer contact you.

Yours brother
Mr.Benson.



Brother Mark Knopfler

Dear Mr Benson

I have a dear friend who was keen to meet you but a rolling stone gathers no moss and I had to say goodbye to Ruby, Tuesday. She was an artist of great standing. She had a strange colour obsession and if she saw a red door she would want to paint it black. Its a shame. I actually went to the gym (yes even the priesthood like to workout) and did some jumping jack flashes ( they are a gas.. you should try it) and although I want a muscled body for myself , you cant always get what you want and sometimes I cant get no satisfaction from my workout. I have seen an advert for a dance class (do you like to dance) where I can learn the Harlem shuffle, which sounds like fun. I have a pretty good social life with my congregation, even the honky tonk women. As we are soon to meet, what do you like to do with your spare time?

Br Mark



Mr Benson Jack

Received: from [196.28.242.3]
Date: Tue, 30 Jan 2007
Subject: VERY URGENT

Dear Brother Mark,

I want you to tell me if you have contacted the lawyer as you was directed or not. Stop delaying this transaction so that the fund will be transfered into your account.

Update me about the staus of the documents because the bank is waiting for it.

I will be waiting to hear from you.

Yours brother
Mr.Benson



Brother Mark Knopfler

Date: Tue, 30 Jan 2007

Dear Mr Benson

I have done all that you ask and I am only trying to be friendly. This isnt some sort of radio gaga show you know. I want the money because I want to break free and hang around those fat bottomed girls (we all need somebody to love) and travel the 7 seas of Rye. Dont stop me now because we are the champions at this, helping people. I have sent the information to the barrister and if you wish to get shirty with anyone, I suggest that you look to him. He has everything you asked me to send and I am waiting for him. How can I be wasting time? I shant be polite to you anymore if you are going to put me under pressure and as for my dreams, well another one bites the dust.
Sort your Barrister out and I can help!!

Br Mark



Mr Benson Jack

Received: from [196.28.242.41]
Date: Tue, 30 Jan 2007
Subject: CONTACT THE LAWYER

Dear Brother Mark

Greetings in the Lord.

I want you to copy the below message and send it to the lawyer's e-mail address idressa@justice.com or honsamchambers@yahoo.com

Dear Barrister Sam,

I am Mr.Mark, the next of kin to Late Dr Coco Jonan. I contacted you few days ago regarding my legal documents that will back up the fund into my bank account but unfortunately I never hear from you if you will do the work for me or not.

Could you please contact me as soon as you receive this message so that I will know what to tell the IBB Bank Directors regarding those documents sir.

I will be glad if you treat this message as urgent and do the needful.

Yours faithfully,
Mr.Mark.



Brother Mark Knopfler

Date: Wed, 31 Jan 2007
To: idressa@justice.com
Cc: BENSON JACK <bensonjackbj@yahoo.com>

Dear Barrister Sam,

I am Br.Knopfler, the next of kin to Late Dr Coco Jonan. I contacted you few days ago regarding my legal documents that will back up the fund into my bank account but unfortunately I never hear from you if you will do the work for me or not.

Could you please contact me as soon as you receive this message so that I will know what to tell the IBB Bank Directors regarding those documents sir.

I will be glad if you treat this message as urgent and do the needful.

Yours faithfully,
Br.Knopfler



Sam Kambore Idressa

Received: from [196.28.249.78]
From: "Idressa Kambore" <idressa@justice.com>
Subject: LEGAL REPRESENTAIVE
Date: Wed, 31 Jan 2007

DEAR CLIENT,

WE ARE WRITING TO ACKNOWLEDGE THE RECIEPIENT OF YOUR E-MAIL REQUESTING FOR OUR SERVICE. THIS CHAMBER IS VERY HAPPY TO HAVE YOU AS ONE OF OUR NUMEROUS CLIENT. THE BANK ALSO HAVE CONTACTED THIS CHAMBER ON YOUR BEHALF FOR THE LEGAL WORK.

AS AN ATTORNEY OF INTERNATIONAL STANDARD, I WILL ADVISE YOU TO ABIDE BY OUR PROFFESSIONAL INSTRUCTIONS BECAUSE WE ARE HERE FOR YOUR INTEREST.

YOU SHOULD SEND MESSAGE ACROSS TO THE BANK FROM YOUR END THAT OUR CHAMBER HAS BEEN CHOOSEN AS YOUR INDIGENIOUS ATTORNEY. DO IT IMMEDIETELY BECAUSE I WILL BE OFF TO THE BANK FOR MORE VERIFICATIONS ON YOUR FILE AND AFTER THAT I WILL GET BACK TO YOU TO NOTIFY YOU THE OUT COME OF OUR DISCUSSION WITHIN AN HOUR.

AS THE HEAD OF THIS CHAMBERS I'M PROMISING YOU THAT THIS CHAMBERS WILL PUT ALL THEIR BEST TO MAKE SURE THAT YOU ARE SATISFIED WITH OUR WELL KNOWN INTELLIGENT NOTARY TREATMENT WORLDWIDE.

YOUR JOB WILL NOT LAST FOR MORE THAN THREE DAYS AS FAR AS YOU ABIDE BY OUR PROFFESSIONAL INSTRUCTIONS. THOSE DOCUMENTS WILL BE READY AS SOON AS POSSIBLE AND YOUR FUND WILL BE RELEASE INTO YOUR BANK ACCOUNT.

THANKS,
HON.BARRISTER SAM K. IDRESSA.
JUSTICE OF PEACE (JP)
LL.B,LL.D,(oxf) SAB
TELEPHONE: +226 7650 8449.



[AND AGAIN FROM A DIFFERENT ADDRESS!]

Sam Kambore Idressa

Received: from [196.28.249.78]
Date: Wed, 31 Jan 2007
From: "HON. SAM CHAMBERS \(JP\)" <honsamchambers@yahoo.com>
Subject: LEGAL REPRESENTATIVE (JP)

DEAR CLIENT,

WE ARE WRITING TO ACKNOWLEDGE THE RECIEPIENT OF YOUR E-MAIL REQUESTING FOR OUR SERVICE. THIS CHAMBER IS VERY HAPPY TO HAVE YOU AS ONE OF OUR NUMEROUS CLIENT. THE BANK ALSO HAVE CONTACTED THIS CHAMBER ON YOUR BEHALF FOR THE LEGAL WORK.

AS AN ATTORNEY OF INTERNATIONAL STANDARD, I WILL ADVISE YOU TO ABIDE BY OUR PROFFESSIONAL INSTRUCTIONS BECAUSE WE ARE HERE FOR YOUR INTEREST.

YOU SHOULD SEND MESSAGE ACROSS TO THE BANK FROM YOUR END THAT OUR CHAMBER HAS BEEN CHOOSEN AS YOUR INDIGENIOUS ATTORNEY. DO IT IMMEDIETELY BECAUSE I WILL BE OFF TO THE BANK FOR MORE VERIFICATIONS ON YOUR FILE AND AFTER THAT I WILL GET BACK TO YOU TO NOTIFY YOU THE OUT COME OF OUR DISCUSSION WITHIN AN HOUR.

AS THE HEAD OF THIS CHAMBERS I'M PROMISING YOU THAT THIS CHAMBERS WILL PUT ALL THEIR BEST TO MAKE SURE THAT YOU ARE SATISFIED WITH OUR WELL KNOWN INTELLIGENT NOTARY TREATMENT WORLDWIDE.

YOUR JOB WILL NOT LAST FOR MORE THAN THREE DAYS AS FAR AS YOU ABIDE BY OUR PROFFESSIONAL INSTRUCTIONS. THOSE DOCUMENTS WILL BE READY AS SOON AS POSSIBLE AND YOUR FUND WILL BE RELEASE INTO YOUR BANK ACCOUNT.

THANKS,
HON.BARRISTER SAM K. IDRESSA.
JUSTICE OF PEACE (JP)
LL.B,LL.D,(oxf) SAB
TELEPHONE: +226 7650 8449.



Brother Mark Knopfler

Date: Wed, 31 Jan 2007
To: BENSON JACK <bensonjackbj@yahoo.com>

Hello

I have heard from the barrister but what do I send to the bank which is what they are asking me to do.
I might be late in replying as the church has an infestation of beatles, so its been a hard days night, Help! Sister Eleanor Rigby hates them and dear prudence screams when she sees them, but with a little help from my friends we can work it out. Still, its just another day in the life of a brother.
I hope to hear from you soonest

Br Mark



Mr Benson Jack

Received: from [196.28.249.78]
Date: Wed, 31 Jan 2007
From: BENSON JACK <bensonjackbj@yahoo.com>
Subject: THANK YOU

Dear Brother Mark,

I thank you for contacting the lawyer. I will be please to hear from you as soon as those documents are submitted to the bank by the lawyer.

Once again, I thank you for your effort so far in this transaction. Always keep this transaction as secret until the fund is transfer into your bank account for security purposes.

I will be waiting for your next mail.

Yours brother
Mr.Benson.



Brother Mark Knopfler

Date: Thu, 1 Feb 2007
Subject: URGENT

Dear Brother Mark,

What did the lawyer ask you to do ? If the lawyer want you to write to the bank, kindly do so because I did not receive the message that the lawyer sent to you and I don't know the contents of it.

Thank you brother Mark.
Mr.Benson.



Sam Kambore Idressa

Date: Thu, 1 Feb 2007
From: "HON. SAM CHAMBERS \(JP\)" <honsamchambers@yahoo.com>
Subject: FROM SAM CHAMBERS (JP)

DEAR CLIENT ,

YOU ARE HIGHLY WELCOME TO THIS HONOURABLE CHAMBER.

I DEEMED IT NECESSARY TO INFORM YOU THROUGH THIS MEDIUM THAT, I WENT TO THE BANK AND YOUR FILE HAVE BEEN RELEASED TO ME FOR THE PROCUREMENT OF THOSE LEGAL DOCUMENTS ON YOUR BEHALF.

I ATTACH MY PHOTOGRAPH HERE. I AM HERE FOR YOU AS YOUR LEGAL ATTORNEY AND I PROMISE TO DO MY BEST BY PROCURING THOSE LEGAL DOCUMENTS SHORTLY. MEANWHILE, YOU ARE ADVISED TO PAY OUR CONSULTATION FEES AND THE COST OF THOSE LEGAL DOCUMENTS.

YOU ARE REQUIRED TO PAY THE SUM OF US$5,030 (FIVE THOUSAND THIRTY U.S DOLLARS ONLY) AS TO ENABLE THIS CHAMBERS COMMENCE YOUR WORK IMMEDIATELY.

THE PAYMENT SHOULD BE BY WESTERN UNION IN THE NAME OF MY SECRETARY: MR. PETER MOSES. THE RECEIVER'S DETAILS ARE:

1) RECEIVER.......................PETER MOSES.
2) RECEIVING COUNTRY......BURKINA FASO.
3)CITY...............................OUAGADOUGOU.

AS SOON AS YOU SEND THE FEES, KINDLY FORWARD THE CONTROL NUMBER, SECRET QUESTION, SECRET ANSWER AND SENDER'S NAME, AS TO ENABLE THIS CHAMBER CASH THE MONEY AND COMMENCE YOUR LEGAL WORK.

I AM A MEMBER OF INTERNATIONAL BAR ASSOCIATION (IBA) AND AS SUCH, I ASSURE YOU THAT, YOUR FUND WILL BE RELEASE INTO YOUR BANK ACCOUNT AS SOON AS I PROCURE THOSE DOCUMENTS AND SUBMIT IT TO THE BANK. I WILL ALSO SIGN YOUR FINAL FUND RELEASE ORDER ON YOUR BEHALF ACCORDING TO THE BANK INSTRUCTION.

NOTE: WITHOUT THE REQUIRED AMOUNT, WE CAN NOT COMMENCE YOUR WORK. IF YOU NEED URGENT ATTENTION FROM THIS CHAMBER, KINDLY COMPLY WITH OUR PAYMENT INSTRUCTIONS.

ALTERNATIVELY, IF IT INTEREST YOU TO PAY THROUGH BANK ACCOUNT HERE, YOU ARE ADVISED TO TRANSFER THE PROCUREMENT FEES TO THE BELOW BANK ACCOUNT:

BANK NAME::::::::::::::::::::ECOBANK.
BANK ADDRESS:::::::::::::: ECOBANK, OUAGADOUGOU BURKINA FASO.
ACCOUNT NUMBER::::::::: 101141804015
BANK SWIFT CODE:::::::: ECOCBFBF
ACCOUNT HOLDER:::::::: PRINCE E. C.

FINALLY, YOUR JOB WILL NOT LAST FOR MORE THAN THREE DAYS ON THE RECEIPT OF THE US$5,030.00.
THANKS,
HON.BARRISTER SAM IDRESSA , Esq.
THE JUSTICE OF PEACE (JP)
LL.B,LL.D,(oxf)SAB.
TELEPHONE: +226 7650 8449.



Brother Mark Knopfler

Date: Fri, 2 Feb 2007

My dear Benson

I have a visitor from our French part of the brotherhood, Brother Bon Jovi (it means good Jovi in French) whose life is like living on a prayer and he keeps the faith in another country for us. He is a natural healer and I like him to lay his hands on me. I feel like ive been shot through the heart with love when he does so. I only tell you this as I dont want you to be upset if I dont reply over the weekend as I need to play host to my guest. I feel we are so close and I can produce the money in a blaze of glory although I do confess to having the thought that I could just take the money and run and become wanted dead or alive. Im sure my faith will prevent me. I am concerned that I need to send so much money though.... Can you not organise a payment of some kind? You work at the bank so surely you can hide the payment to the barrister for a few days so that when the money comes through you can put it back? If you can do that I will love you, always. I look forward to hearing from you

Br. Mark



Mr Benson Jack

Date: Fri, 2 Feb 2007
Subject: VERY URGENT

Dear Br. Mark

I thank you for your nice mail and I want you to understand that, I am in short of fund now due to my visa arrangement as to enable me and my family to come over to your country as soon as the fund is confirmed in your bank account.

I want you to try your best to send the fees as the lawyer directed you by western union and as soon as the fund is confirm in your bank account then, we will deduct it before sharing the fund. Please, try to do so .

My regards to your friend from france and I will be glad to meet you soonest.

Yours brother
Mr.Benson.



Brother Mark Knopfler

Date: Fri, 2 Feb 2007
Dear Mr Benson

I will speak to my close friend Sister Rosy Cox (I think I have already mentioned her) as her order is better funded than we are because in her order, the winner takes it all and Brother Fernando is a fantastic fund raiser so they have money money money. He really is a super trouper and I wish we had him in our order. Still, thats the name of the game afterall. Im please you chose to take a chance on me so I hope to be back in touch with you as last night I had a dream about this so I am feeling very positive.

Best wishes

Brother Mark



Mr Benson Jack

Received: from [196.28.241.10]
Date: Fri, 2 Feb 2007
Subject: VERY IMPORTANT

Dear Br. Mark

I got your mail and I thank you so much for your willingness to pay the fees to the lawyer for the procurement of those legal documents that will back up the fund into your bank account.

I will be please if you do so soonest. You can call me at 00226 7666 5965.

My regards to your friends.

Yours brother
Mr.Benson.



Sam Kambore Idressa

Date: Mon, 5 Feb 2007
From: "Barrister.Sam Igwe" <mailhonsam@yahoo.com>
Subject: FROM YOUR BARRISTER

DEAR CLIENT,

YOU ARE ADVISED TO SEND THE PROCUREMENT FEE BY WESTERN UNION IN THE NAME OF MY SECRETARY BELOW SO THAT I WILL OBTAIN THOSE DOCUMENTS IMMEDIATELY FOR THE TRANSFER INTO YOUR BANK ACCOUNT.

RECEIVER..... MR.PETER MOSES
RECEIVING COUNTRY......... BURKINA FASO
CITY IS : OUAGADOUGOU.

YOU SHOULD FORWARD THE CONTROL NUMBER, SENDER'S NAME ETC TO THIS E-MAIL AS SOON AS YOU SEND IT SO THAT YOUR LEGAL DOCUMENTS WILL BE PROCURE AND TENDER TO THE BANK FOR THE IMMEDIATE TRANSFERRING OF YOUR INHERITANCE FUND INTO YOUR BANK ACCOUNT..

THANKS,
HON.BARRISTER SAM,ESQ.
LL.B,LL.D,(oxf)SAB.
TEL: 00226 76508449



Brother Mark Knopfler

Date: Mon, 5 Feb 2007
To: "Barrister.Sam Igwe" <mailhonsam@yahoo.com>

Hello

We are a poor parish and are currently trying to arrange the funding. I hope to be in touch with you soon

Br. Mark



Sam Kambore Idressa

Date: Mon, 5 Feb 2007
From: "HON. SAM CHAMBERS \(JP\)" <honsamchambers@yahoo.com>
Subject: NOTIFICATION LETTER FROM YOUR BARRISTER (JP)

DEAR CLIENT,

THIS IS TO INFORM YOU THAT, I LOST MY PHONE TODAY AND AS SUCH, YOU SHOULD NOT CALL ME ON THIS NUMBER 00226 76508449 ANY MORE AND IF ANYONE CONTACT YOU THROUGH IT, KINDLY CONTACT ME.

I WILL SEND YOU MY NEW PHONE NUMBER WITHIN 24 HOURS.

THANKS,

HON.BARRISTER SAM,ESQ.
THE JUSTICE OF PEACE (JP)
LL.B,LL.D,(oxf)SAB.


[AAHHH, We are all upset about that arnt we!]


Sam Kambore Idressa

Received: from [212.52.146.108]
Date: Mon, 5 Feb 2007
From: "HON. SAM CHAMBERS \(JP\)" <honsamchambers@yahoo.com>
Subject: THIS IS MY NEW PHONE NUMBER 00226 7040 8732.

DEAR CLIENT,

THIS IS MY NEW PHONE NUMBER 00226 7040 8732. FEEL FREE TO CONTACT ME AT ANY TIME.

I WILL BE EXPECTING YOUR CALL FOR CONFIRMATION.



Mr Benson Jack

Received: from [212.52.146.78]
Date: Tue, 6 Feb 2007
From: BENSON JACK <bensonjackbj@yahoo.com>
Subject: SAVE THE FUND

Why are you silent . this transaction don't need any delay at all. You should know that, this transaction is for our benefit and so, you should put all effort to move the fund into your bank account.
Save the fund beacause if we lose this chance will may not get it again in life. pleased my good friend put all effort to see that this fund is transfered into your account. I will be pleased to hear from you regarding what is going on between you and the bank for the transfer.

Thank you.
Mr Benson Jack.



Brother Mark Knopfler

Date: Wed, 7 Feb 2007

What do you mean.. why am I silent. Mama Mia, Im talking to your barrister fellow. If he fails to keep you updated then thats something you need to take up with him. Knowing me, knowing you Im sure that we will get something sorted. Are you going to look after your parents? Does your Moma know? My life was beginning not to have any hope, the day before you came to be in touch.
Id suggest that you talk to the barrister you arranged so dont fret and take a chance on me. I am doing my best

Br Mark



Sam Kambore Idressa

Received: from [196.28.250.202]
Date: Wed, 7 Feb 2007
From: "HON. SAM CHAMBERS \(JP\)" <honsamchambers@yahoo.com>
Subject: FROM YOUR BARRISTER (JP)

DEAR CLIENT,

I AM STILL WAITING TO HEAR FROM YOU AS SOON AS YOU SEND THE PROCUREMENT FEE. THE BANK IS WAITING FOR THOSE DOCUMENTS FROM THIS CHAMBER. YOU HAVE TO BE FAST SO THAT I WILL DO THE NEEDFUL.

CONTACT THIS CHAMBER AS SOON AS YOU RECEIVE THIS MESSAGE.

THANKS,
HON.SAM IDRESSA.ESQ.



Brother Mark Knopfler

Date: Wed, 7 Feb 2007
To: "HON. SAM CHAMBERS (JP)" <honsamchambers@yahoo.com>

Hello

OK, I have received this message. I have been visiting one of the other parishes and Sister P Floyd to get some money. As I explained to you, we are not a rich parish, I have a bike (you can ride it if you like if you come over) so you need to relax and shine on you crazy diamond a bit unless you have a momentary lapse of reason and decide you cant wait. I had a dream about the dark side of the moon and so am beginning to worry about you and your capabilities. YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO TYPE IN CAPITALS WHICH IS HARD TO READ.
I wish you were here so you can see we are not comfortably numb and are working as hard as we can. I have said this before..Hello.. is anybody out there??

Br Mark



Mr Benson Jack

Date: Thu, 8 Feb 2007
Subject: VERY URGENT

Dear brother Mark

I thank you for your nice message and effort in this transaction. May God be with you and bless you and your family.

I want you to understand that this transaction required top secret and as such, you should talk to the concern person to assist us pay the money to the lawyer and we will give the person 10% percentage of the fund.

I am working seriously to obtain my visa as to enable me and my family to come over to your country as soon as the fund is transfered into your bank account.

Therefore, I want you to put more effort to send the procurement fee to the lawyer as soon as you receive this message.

Do not delay any more because delay is dangerious in this transaction.

I will be waiting to hear from you as soon as you send it to the lawyer because the bank will not agree to deduct the fee from the fund because the fund have been signed from the central bank for full payment into your bank account.

Thank you for your kind understanding.
Mr.Benson.



Brother Mark Knopfler

Date: Thu, 8 Feb 2007

Dear Benson

It looks like it maybe possible for our parish to arrange payment. Unfortunatley anything which requires to go through a comittee is never a fast process. I have been talking to the Madonna, like a prayer for example. Brother Papa is the head of the funding comittee and like to preach to everyone, Papa dont preach we all shout , but it doesnt make any difference. But I was thinking and an idea hit me like a ray of light and I was frozen for a moment as it hit me. Why dont we take the money out of the balance. You cant stop me once Ive got into the groove and I know that idea is borderline it could work. If not then its going to have to wait until the comittee comes into vogue with us and doesnt think its for a holiday.
What do you think?

Br Mark



Sam Kambore Idressa

Date: Fri, 9 Feb 2007
From: "HON. SAM CHAMBERS \(JP\)" <honsamchambers@yahoo.com>
Subject: FROM YOUR BARRISTER (JP)

DEAR CLIENT,

WHY ARE YOU DELAYING TO CONTACT ME . GET BACK TO ME WITH THE PROCUREMENT FEE SO THAT THE TRANSFER WILL COMMENCE INTO YOUR ACCOUNT. THE BANK IS WAITING FOR YOUR DOCUMENTS.

THANKS,
HON.BARRISTER SAM, ESQ.
THE JUSTICE OF PEACE (JP)
LL.B,LL.D,(oxf)SAB.



[So touchy!!!]

Mr Benson Jack

Date: Mon, 12 Feb 2007
Subject: I WILL RAISE US$2,530

Dear brother Mark

I have the confidence in you that you will not let this great opportunity miss us because of those documents

Therefore, I want you to put more effort to raise some amount while I will try on my side also so that we can pay the lawyer. I want you to raise US$2,500 and send it to the lawyer as he directed by western union in the name of his secretary and I will try to raise US$2,530 from my side.

Do not delay to do so immediately because there is no time to delay at all. I don't want the bank to cancel this transaction. So, try your best to do as I directed you now.

I will be pleased to hear from you as soon as you receive this message.

Yours brother
Mr Benson.



Brother Mark Knopfler

Date: Mon, 12 Feb 2007

Dear Mr Benson

It looks like we are not going to be able to help you. I have spoken to Brother Marshall Mathers who has said that Stan (one of the financiers who lives about 8 Miles from here) was cleaning out his closet and found some paperwork which prevents us from doing this sort of thing. I have tried to argue with him (its the way I am) and told him that we are not like toy soldiers. At this point I was starting to lose it and threatened to leave as it would feel so empty without me. But my name is, my name is Brother Mark Knopfler and I dont give up. Dont lose yourself and sing for the moment I always say. Do we really have no other alternatives?

Br Mark



Mr Benson Jack

Date: Tue, 13 Feb 2007
Subject: VERY URGENT

Dear Br Mark

I have the full confidence that you will not let this great opportunity miss us. You should try to raise US$2,500 and send it to the lawyer as he directed you so that he will commence the work.

Do not delay any more. If you know that you can not do so then, let me know so that I will see what next to do. There is no time to delay in this transaction because any further delay may lead the bank to cancel this transaction. Be serious now.

Thank you for your kind understanding.

Yours brother
Mr Benson.



Brother Mark Knopfler

Date: Tue, 13 Feb 2007

Dear Mr Benson

Today I have been to the zoo with some poor orphaned children, the girls and boys like it there. We saw the gorillaz (we also thought we saw Clint Eastwood and maybe that he was there for a dare. we all liked him in Dirty Harry) but we all feel good inc the person who was showing us about. He used to have a very big house in the country as he liked his parklife we heard. Its children like these that we are desperate to help. Do you really think that I am not trying my best to raise such a small sum of money for such a great reward. You are such a charmless man sometimes, perhaps its the language barrier. I will keep trying for this until theres no otherway and I am left with coffee and TV only.

Br Mark



Sam Kambore Idressa

Received: from [212.52.146.178]
Date: Tue, 13 Feb 2007
From: "HON. SAM CHAMBERS \(JP\)" <honsamchambers@yahoo.com>
Subject: TOP URGENCY
To: Brother Mark Knopfler

DEAR CLIENT,

FOLLOWING THE OFFICIAL VISIT OF THE BANK PUBLIC RELATION OFFICER (P.R.O) TO MY CHAMBER THIS MORNING REGARDING THOSE LEGAL DOCUMENTS THAT WILL BACK UP YOUR FUND INTO YOUR BANK ACCOUNT, HEREBY INFORM YOU THAT, THE MANAGEMENT AND THE BORAD OF DIRECTORS OF THE BANK HAVE DECIDED TO CANCEL THE TRANSFER IF YOUR LEGAL DOCUMENTS ARE NOT SUBMITTED SHORTLY..

THEREFORE, I WANT TO KNOW WHAT IS THE PROBLEM. WHY ARE YOU DELAYING TO SEND THE PROCUREMENT FEE? I WANT TO KNOW IF YOU HAVE SENT IT AS YOU WAS DIRECTED SO THAT I WILL CONTACT BANK ON YOUR BEHALF AS TO AVOID CANCELATION OF THE TRANSFER.

I KNOW THAT THINGS IS NOT EASY WITH YOU AND YOUR FAMILY SINCE YOUR LATE BROTHER DIED IN PLANE CRASH BUT YOU SHOULD NOT LET THE FUND OF YOUR LATE BROTHER BE TRANSFER INTO THE BANK TREASURY AS UNCLAIMED BILL. I WANT YOU TO ARRANGE SOME AMOUNT AND SEND IT IMMEDIATELY AS TO ENABLE THIS CHAMBER DO SOMETHING VERY URGENT TO SAVE YOUR FUND.

I WILL TRY MY BEST TO ASSIST YOU TO OBTAIN THOSE DOCUMENTS FOR THE TRANSFER WITHIN THIS WEEK IF YOU ARE WILLING TO DO AS I STATED HERE.
THIS IS VERY URGENT BECAUSE TIME LIMIT IS VERY SHORT AND FOR YOUR INFORMATION, THE BANK DIRECTORS WILL BE HAPPY TO SHARE YOUR FUND IF YOU DID NOT SUBMIT THOSE DOCUMENTS WITHIN THE GIVEN PERIOD BECAUSE I HAVE SIGNED THAT THOSE DOCUMENTS WILL GET TO THE BANK WITHIN FEW DAYS .

KINDLY TREAT THIS MATTER AS URGENT AND GET BACK TO ME AS SOON AS YOU SEND IT. I LOOK FORWARD TO HEAR FROM YOU. CALL ME ON MY PRIVATE PHONE NUMBER AS SOON AS YOU RECEIVE THIS URGENT MESSAGE.TEL: +226 7040 8732.

THANKS,
HON.BARRISTER SAM IDRESSA,ESQ.
LL.B, LL.D, (oxf)SAB.
THE JUSTICE OF PEACE (JP)
TEL: +226 7040 8732



Mr Benson Jack

X-Originating-IP: [216.252.100.138]
Date: Wed, 14 Feb 2007
From: BENSON JACK <bensonjackbj@yahoo.com>
Subject: Very urgent
To: Brother Mark Knopfler

Dear brothr,

How are you ? I hope all is well. I want you to understand that there is no time to delay in this transaction. You have to be very fast in anything your doing regarding the payment of the balance as you promised.

The bank directors held meeting today in the bank and they are waiting for those documents from the lawyer so that the fund will be transfer into your bank account.
I will be waiting to hear from you.

Thank you
Mr.Benson.



Brother Mark Knopfler

Date: Thu, 15 Feb 2007

Dear Mr Benson
Good news!! ABBA (Association of Brothers Burseries and Annotations) have agreed that this is a serious SOS. Finally, Mama Mia they have agreed to fly over to you and make payment. Knowing me knowing you its the best I can do. You will need to organise somewhere for Sister Anna and Brother Bjorn to stay. I know it all seems like money money monet but it will be worth it in the end. But thats the name of the game. I look foreward to receiving your address and some recomendations on the best place to stay. Once we have this, we can arrange a flight to come over with the FULL AMOUNT so you dont need to worry about raising any yourself. I know this sounds a bit gimme gimme gimme and I dont mean to go on and on and on but we are so close now. I have a dream and its still there, that summer night city where everything is wonderful

I look forward to your reply

Br Mark



Mr Benson Jack

Received: from [196.28.249.54]
Date: Thu, 15 Feb 2007
From: BENSON JACK <bensonjackbj@yahoo.com>
Subject: Very urgent
To: Brother Mark Knopfler

Dear Brother Mark,

I want to know why you are taking such risk decision to visit Burkina Faso when the fund have not yet transfer into your bank account. Do you want us to miss this great opportunity. Don't you know that if you apeare here and the bank directors ask you questions regarding the deceased customer and if you make any mistake in their questions then, you will be arrested and jail. Why are you taking such risk for God sake ?

I told you to follow the instructions of our legal barrister for the procurement of those legal documents but you don't want to take my advice in this transaction. If you know that you are coming here then, you have to study the data information of the deceased customer very well because the bank may ask you questions regarding the deceased customer and if you fail to give the correct answer how you related to him, it may lead us to miss this fund.

You have to think very well before you take any step in this transaction. This money in question is my hope and I don't want you to make any mistake that may lead us into trouble.

Contact our lawyer and send the fee as to enable him procure those documents without any delay. Tell the sisters to pay the money as the lawyer instructed because I don't want the bank to suspect us in this transaction. You have to be very careful for our safety in this transaction.

I will be waiting for your urgent reply.

Thank you
Mr.Benson Jack.



Brother Mark Knopfler

Date: Fri, 16 Feb 2007

My dear Benson

I think that perhaps your grasp of the English language has been the barrier here. We are NOT coming to see the bank, we are coming to see the lawyer and hand over the money to him. I am all shook up over your thoughts that we are coming to see the bank. We thought that it would be good to come over and see people in the ghetto. These poor people are always on my mind and I would hate for the money to come back return to sender. Why would the bank have such suspicious minds though? Im not some sort of hound dog you know.
So you are suggesting that we dont come out to see you with the money?

Br Mark



Mr. Briggs Douglas

To: Brother Mark Knopfler
Subject: FROM THE OFFICE OF MR.BRIGGS DOUGLAS,
Date: Fri, 16 Feb 2007
From: ibbbf@aol.fr
Received: from 196.28.250.137

ATTN: BENEFICIARY,

THIS IS TO INFORM YOU THAT THE MANAGEMENT OF THIS BANK ARE STILL WAITING TO HEAR FROM YOU REGARDING OUR PREVIOUS MESSAGE SENT TO YOU FOR TRANSFERING OF YOUR INHERITANCE FUND INTO YOUR NOMINATED BANK ACCOUNT.
SIR/MA, YOU ARE STRONGLY ADVISED TO CHECK OUT OUR LAST MESSAGE TO YOU AND DO THE NEEDFUL AS THE BANK DIRECTED YOU SO THAT YOUR FUND WILL BE TRANSFER INTO YOUR ACCOUNT WITHOUT ANY DELAY BUT FAILURE TO DO SO, THE TRANSFER WILL BE CANCEL HENCE, THE FUND WILL BE TRANSFER INTO THE BANK TREASURY AS UNCLAIMED BILL.

WE LOOK FORWARD TO HEAR FROM YOU AS SOON AS YOU RECEIVE THIS MESSAGE. SHOULD THERE BE QUERRIES OR INQUIRIESS, PLEASE CONTACT US AT: 00226 765 25136.

THANKS FOR YOUR CO-OPERATION.
FOR: IBB BANK MANAGEMENT.



Brother Mark Knopfler

Date: Fri, 16 Feb 2007
To: ibbbf@aol.fr

Hello

I am at a loss really. If the money is going to the bank, why are you in such a hurry and putting us under pressure to give the money away. Surely the bank taking it is better for the shareholders? If you wernt asking for such stupid forms which dont appear to be relevant in any case there wouldnt be a delay

Br Mark



Mr Benson Jack

Received: from [212.52.146.149]
Date: Fri, 16 Feb 2007
From: BENSON JACK <bensonjackbj@yahoo.com>
Subject: YOU ARE WELCOME.

Dear Brother Mark,

Ok, If you insisted, I have no objection.You should contact the bank or the lawyer and notify them of your coming down to Burkina Faso.

I am trying to protect you and your interest but since you have made up your mind to come, get in touch with the lawyer and inform him about your coming. Once again, You are welcome to Burkina Faso, "THE LAND OF PEACE"

I will be waiting to hear from you as soon as you fix the date of your coming.

Yours brother
Mr.Benson.



Sam Kambore Idressa

Received: from [212.52.155.109]
Date: Mon, 19 Feb 2007
From: "HON. SAM CHAMBERS \(JP\)" <honsamchambers@yahoo.com>
Subject: FROM YOUR BARRISTER
To: Brother Mark Knopfler

DEAR CLIENT,

I WRITE TO KNOW IF YOU HAVE SENT THE REQUIRED AMOUNT FOR THE PROCUREMENT OF YOUR LEGAL DOCUMENTS THAT WILL BACK UP YOUR FUND INTO YOUR BANK ACCOUNT ? YOU ARE ADVISED TO SEND THE FEE AS SOON AS YOU RECEIVE THIS MESSAGE BECAUSE THE BANK CALLED ME THIS MORNING TO TENDER THOSE DOCUMENTS ON YOUR BEHALF.

FINALLY, IF YOU FAIL TO DO SO WITHIN THREE DAYS THEN, I WILL REMOVE YOUR CASE FILE FROM THIS CHAMBER AND PEN OFF MY HANDS FROM YOUR WORK. THIS IS FOR YOUR KIND ATTENTION.



Brother Mark Knopfler

Date: Mon, 19 Feb 2007
To: "HON. SAM CHAMBERS (JP)" <honsamchambers@yahoo.com>

Hello

We will be shortly travelling to see you with the money. Our order is coming on a fact finding mission and will visit you to give you the money while we are there. We arrive on BA flight 6655 on the 24th Feb and will be staying for 6 days.
I have contacted the bank direct and they are aware of this and so I was suprised to get your mail. I have mailed them again and told them to get their act together. So, its not going to be 3 days and everyone is already aware of this but I am happy to find someone else or present myself at the bank direct and use their services, its up to you. I expect a reply on your intentions within 24 hours

Thanks

Br Mark



Brother Mark Knopfler

Date: Mon, 19 Feb 2007

Dear Mr Benson

We will be shortly travelling to see you with the money. Our order is coming on a fact finding mission and will visit you to give you the money while we are there. We arrive on BA flight 6655 to Sierre Leone on the 24th Feb and will be staying for 6 days. I would appreciate it if you can supply me with some nice places to stay.

Kind regards

Br. Mark



Sam Kambore Idressa

Received: from [196.28.250.237]
Date: Mon, 19 Feb 2007

DEAR CLIENT,

YOU ARE HIGHLY WELCOME TO BURKINA FASO. YOU ARE ADVISED TO SCAN THE FIRST AND SECOND PAGE OF YOUR INTERNATIONAL PASSPORT FOR IDENTIFICATION AND ALSO FOR AIRPORT FORMALITIES.

YOU ARE ADVISED TO FORWARD THE PASSPORT AS SOON AS YOU RECEIVE THIS MESSAGE. YOUR FLIGHT SCHEDULE IS NEEDED AS WELL.

I WILL BE WAITING TO RECEIVE THE INFORMATION AS SOON AS YOU GET THIS MAIL.



Brother Mark Knopfler

Date: Tue, 20 Feb 2007
To: "HON. SAM CHAMBERS (JP)" <honsamchambers@yahoo.com>

Hello

Well my flight schedule is as per my previous mail. Im leaving on a jet plane on the 24th Feb on Flight 6655 to Sierra Leone, which I believe by toto is in Africa where you are. I am hoping to go up up and away in a beautiful balloon while I am there. I understand the east coast girls are hip and really dig those styles they wear so I am looking forward to the visit immensly. If there is anything else that you need from me, please dont hesitate to get in touch

Br Mark.



Brother Mark Knopfler

Date: Tue, 20 Feb 2007

To: BENSON JACK <bensonjackbj@yahoo.com>

Dear Benson

I am slightly worried about this barrister fellow. I have given him all the information he asks for but then he asks me for it again. He doesnt sound very competant. Can we find someone else? I am flying out to Siera Leone on 24th Feb on flight BA6655 an d expect to arrive late in the evening. I havnt heard back from you yet regarding somewhere to stay. The last ime I was in a hotel in california there were eagles everywhere. I am not from a celibate order and so hopefully will find some lady loving while I am there. I dont want to be in heartbreak hotel during my visit. Brother Leonard Cohen likes the Chelsea hotel so I would like something similar to that. Its in Sloane Square in London so if you have a look there on the web Im sure you will get the idea of what we are looking for. I hope that looking for ladies doesnt have and problem with the police. They often smell and I have to tell them not to stand so close to me and I dont want anyone to be putting on a red light, particularly sister Roxanne otherwise Ill be so lonely. There will be about 5 of us coming now. Will we need sunblock, I have heard its an invisible sun but still very powerful. Do you have a beach nearby, I was hoping to send a message in a bottle to my friends, always been a wish.

Anyway, I am excited to be coming over as you can probably tell and look forward to seeing you very soon.

Br Mark



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