BRING OUT YOUR DEAD

Chivalry is not dead, even if Lance is. A Knight of the Round Table steps forward to waste a little of a scammer's time.

Paul England: bank official who stumbled on a dead bank customer's account and wants to share it with a stranger
Charles Robinson: Diplomatic courier designated to bring the money to the US (He Who Must Be Paid)

And on the blue horse:
Lance DuLac: Dead


Paul England

FROM THE DESK OF MR. PAUL ENGLAND.

I am a staff of Natwest Bank London. I am writing following an oppurtunity in my office that will be of imense benefit to both of us. In my department we discovered an abandoned sum of 20.5million British Pounds Sterling (Twenty million five hundred thousand British Pounds) in an account that belongs to one of our foreign customers Late Mr. Morris Thompson an American who unfortunately lost his life in the plane crash of Alaska Airlines Flight 261 which crashed on January 31 2000, including his wife and only daughter. You shall read more about the crash on visiting this site.
http://www.cnn.com/2000/US/02/01/alaska.airlines.list/ and http://www.nativefederation.org/history/people/mThompson.html

[Morris Thompson was a real person who died in a real airplane accident.
Since then, he has received more legal representation than the entire population of Lagos.
A few examples can be found at the Dead Bank Customer Memorial Page.
Must be nice for his family.]


Since we got information about his death, we have been expecting his next of kin or relatves to come over and claim his money because we cannot release it unless somebody applies for it as next of kin or relation to the deceased as indicated in our banking guidelines. Unfortunately I learnt that his supposed next of kin being his only daughter died along with him in the plane crash leaving nobody with the knowledge of this fund behind for the claim. It is therefore upon this discovery that I and two other officials in this department now decided to make business with you and release the money to you as the next of kin or beneficiary of the funds for safety keeping and subsequent disbursement since nobody is coming for it and we dont want this money to go back into Government treasury as unclaimed bill.
The banking law and guidelines here stipulates that such money remained after five years the money will be transferred into banking treasury as unclaimed funds.
We agreed that 35% of this money will be for you as foreign partner, while the balance will be for me and my colleagues. I will visit your country for the disbursement according to the percentages indicated above once this money gets into your account. Please be honest to me and trust is our watchword in this transaction.
Note this transaction is confidential and risk free. As soon as you receive this mail you should contact me by return mail.
Please note that all necessary arrangement for the smooth release of these funds to you has been finalised. We will discuss much in details when I do receive your response.
Please in your response include your telephone number for easy communication between us.
Please you can reply me to this my email : paul_england_77@yahoo.com
Best regards
Mr. paul england



Lance DuLac

Lance DuLac

Your proposal certainly sounds auspicious. However, I was recently involved in a particularly ghastly automobile accident. The results were disorienting, and it makes doing business a little difficult.

I am willing to pursue this with you if you exhibit patience with my current condition. I do have one question: does the proposed next of kin need to be actually alive in order to claim the funds?

Thanks for your message,
Lance



Paul England

Dear Lance ,

Firstly i sympathise with your current predicament and i am very sorry, hope you a quick recovery.

I want you to know that this transaction is totally risk free, since i have all the classified details including the sort code which i will give you in due course, i will instruct you on how and when to apply as the bonafide next of kin to late Mr Morris Thompson, this is after i have secured all needed documents to back up your claim including affidavite of claim, power of attorney which will also be signed by a federal high court judge to acknowledge you with the statues of next of kin to Late Mr Morris Thompson.

With both of us working hand in hand and exhibiting trust and honesty, the bank would remit to you after verifications of the document which you will tender, all the funds of Mr Morris as the bonafide next of kin and you will secure the fund safely pending my arrival to your country for the immediate disbursment of the money.

I will need all your full details including your nominated bank account which can be a new bank account preferably, it's with this details that i will secure most of the document on your name and facilitate the immediate remittance of the fund to you.

You are to call me on my direct number + 44-7031-906151 and i will also like you to give me your direct number so that i can call you immediately for further disscussion regarding this issue.

I will expect your anticipated response.

Best Regard

Paul England



Lance DuLac

Mr. England,

Appreciate your letter and expressions of support, though I do not think there is any chance that I will recover from this situation.

I did attempt to call you at the number you gave, but the call somehow did not go through. I tried several times. You can try calling me on my number, which is 206-339-xxxx. If a woman answers, hang up.

Your confidence is uplifting, and your sense of urgency corresponds with mine. You never quite answered my question, though. Does the next of kin which inherits this fund actually need to be alive? This may represent a concern.

Best wishes,
Lance DuLac (late)



Paul England

Dear Lance ,

Are you telling me that you are going to die from your accident, that is hard, how then do you think you can be able to assist me in the transaction that might require you to move around, how then would you cope, my number you tired should have this code + 011447031906151 you can get me.

Let me know you response asap

Best Regard

Paul England



Lance DuLac

Mr. England,

In spite of my recent death, I find myself still capable of influencing many items around me. I believe my mobility and effectiveness is still sufficient to complete this transaction through email, and perhaps phone. So, if you are willing to proceed, I am willing to hold up my end.

Attempts to call you on the number you provided have all failed. It appears that the number you provided is in some way invalid. If you wish to talk, please call on the number I provided you earlier.

I can provide you my bank account details, it appears as if this would be the next step. Please arrange the transfer to:

Compass Savings
Routing: 995766399
Account: 29938 77466
Account Holder: Lance DuLac

Bless you for providing this opportunity,

Lance DuLac (late)



Paul England

Dear Lance ,

It's wonderful to know that we have people like you who despite all odd still keep going, i cheerish your courage in life.

I have seen your bank details and i am happy to inform you i will secure most of the documents and i will send you copies for your file if you want me to. i called your number but it went to voice mail you can check your message, so do call me as i want to hear from you before monday when i will begin to process the transfer.

This my private number for my special associates + 44-704011-6864, call me i will be expecting your call.

Best Regards
Paul England
+ 44-7040-116864



Lance DuLac

Mr. England,

I did receive your call, but it appears that since my death I have a difficult time answering the phone. However, I got your message, which indicated you would send me this email. I appreciate your efforts in spite of my "disability".

I was unable to reach you at this new number, either. I am not sure if it is in some way a special number that can not be dialed from the US, or if it is my fault. My concentration is not what it used to be, and effecting communications such as phone calls are accomplished completely through concentration and mental forcethese days.

Once again, your assistance in this matter is greatly appreciated. I would like copies of all the documents, as they will be useful for my children in claiming my subsequent inheritance.

There is an account for the money that we can use. Here is the information:

Compass Savings
Account Holder: Lance and Guineviere DuLac
Account Number: 773 8827 66352
Routing: 9937 66627

Forever yours,
Lance DuLac (late)



Paul England

Dear Lance ,

I really do not understand when you say you are dead or when you add late after your name can you please explain.

Due to your present disability i would suggest that i secure the services of adiplomatic courier company so that they can pick up the consignment and deliver it to your residence, i will take care of all the expenses including securing documents that will back the claim and also for the frieghting of the consignment to you, you will only pay local and administrative charges right their in the united state.

The local delivery fee will not exceed USD$6,850.00 locally, immediately i get your approval i will immediately proceed to the Courier company and have the fund bonded and delivered to you, bear in mind that the content will not be disclosed to the courier company, they will not know the content of the consignment as cash.

I will send you also the video clip of the packaging and a Power of attorney duely signed and attested to by a federal high judge and the Airway Bill so that you can have unrisricted and legal right to recieve the consignment.

I will require you to forward me your current residence address or a location for the delivery of the consignment, i will also begin the process of coming over to your country and to disburs the money arcordingly.

You can still reach me on + 44-704011-6864 for easier communication.

Best Regards
Paul England



Lance DuLac

Paul,

That's perfect; I don't think I would be able to retrieve the money any other way. Having it delivered would be perfect.

My address is currently:
Colonial Grove Memorial Park
3445 Princess Anne Road, Virginia Beach, VA 23456

However, I do believe that it may be easier to send the money to my home, where I spend most of my time these nights. That is at:
19 Moronic Drive
Weaseltown, North Virginia, 22393

I can arrange payment for the company when the shipment arrives in the US.
Lance DuLac (late)



Paul England

Dear Lance ,

I will begin the process and by tomorrow i will conclude with the courier company and have the fund bonded bear in mind that the content of the consignmet will not be disclosed to the delivery agent only you and i will know the content of the consignment as cash.

If i can work very hard tomorrow the consignment will depart tomorrow night and by thursday morining it will be in united state, once they get into the united state i will give you the hotoine for you to call them and instruct them to deliver the consignment to your location.

I will update you by tomorrow with the whole proceeding.

Best Regards
Paul England



Lance DuLac

Paul,
Is the consignment on its way?

Lance



Paul England

Dear Lance ,

I am happy to inform you that the consignment left yesterday and i am waiting for confirmation from the courier company, immediately i hear from them i will send you the telephone number of the delivery agent so that you can call him their in the united states and instruct him to deliver to your location immediately.

I have been busy because am arranging for my travelingprograms to come over to your country as soon as possible, i hope i can stay in your house.

Immediately i hear from them i will forward you the direct number of the delivery agent in the united state, please i will urge you to please stay at home and wait for the delivery.

Best Regards
Paul England



Lance DuLac

Paul,

That is good news. Don't worry, I will be right here. My hauntings appear to be restricted to the house, anyway, any time I try to leave the fog gets in the way. I will be here waiting.

How long do you think it will take? Not that I really am short on time any more...

Lance DuLac (late)



Charles Robinson

Hi Lance Dulac

I am Mr. Charles Robinson, I was sent by Mr. Paul from London UK, to delivered diplomatic baggages to you. I have called you on 206 339xxxx to no avail, just to inform you that I have arrived here at JFK int'l airport USA withtwo trunk boxes ofconsignments to be delivered to you.

I want you to get back to me immediately, with the name of the nearest airport to you, so that I can proceed to meet you immediately, as soon as I receive the name of the airport, I will give you my flight name and #, so that you can meet me up at the airport to pick me up. Do not forget to make available the customs clearing charges of $6850, which must be paid at the airport before the consignments will be released to me.

Meanwhile, I want you to send your direct and current phone # to me, so that i can put a call through to you.

I wait your quick reply.

Cheers,
Charles Robinson.



Paul England

Dear Lance ,

I have been informed that the courier company have been trying to reach you on your phone but it is on permanent voice mail, please forward me a valid phone number were you can be reached.

They are already in the united state and they must be trying to reach you by now, please update me as soon as possible.

Best Regards
Paul



Lance DuLac

Paul,

I thought something like this might happen, and apologize sincerely. I have tried to answer the phone several times, but it is as if my hand goes right through the phone. I just can't seem to pick it up in a reliable basis. This is very distressing. Being dead is no fun, let me tell you.

We must seek an alternative. Is there a number where I can call the courier company? I think I can handle this.

Lance Dulac (late)



Paul England

Dear Lance ,

Mr Robinson is the head delivery agent, who have been calling your number but to no avail so i now gave you an alternative contact of their partner who have access to deliver to you as well.

Since you have recieved email from Mr Robinson that is all good, i will urge you to respond to his email and follow his instructions, do not bother to call mr morgan since you have been contacted by mr robinson who is the very person i have confidence in you can demand for his number and call him immediately and tell him to deliver the consignment to you latest monday.

I will want you to forward me all his messages to you and also make sure that you collect the consignment tomorrow monday.

I will expect your response as soon as possible.

Best Regards
Paul England



Lance DuLac

Mr. Robinson,

I am very glad to hear from you and that the consignment is in the US. As I explained to Mr. England, since my death it has been extremely difficult for me to answer the phone. I requested a phone number at which I could reach you, which may be easier for me. Do you have one?

In any case, the closes airport to the memorial park is Norfolk, Virginia. That is where most people fly in.
Lance DuLac (late)



Lance DuLac

Mr. Robinson.

I still do not have a phone for you.But if you have the consignment, I should talk with you, or you can deliver the consignment directly to me. I can't really travel at this point, so I would appreciate you delivering it to me.

Can we arrange something?

Lance DuLac (late)



Charles Robinson

Hi Lance,

Thanks for your mail, I will get back to you with a cell #, with which you can reach me.

Cheers,
Charles Robinson.



Paul England

Dear Lance ,

You are instruct Mr Robinson to deliver to you as soon as possible.

Regards
Paul



Charles Robinson

Hi Lance DuLac,

I read your mail, but I do not really understand what you meant by "since your death" and you also addressed yourself as being late? why?

Meanwhile, I am now at Inianapolis Int'l Airport here in the US, so before I proceed to Norlfork Virginia, I have to clear the consignments here from the US customs, which will cost $6850, based on this I want you to western union the $6850 in my name Mr. Charles Robinson to Indianapolis, and as soon as you send it, send the MCTN # to me via email, so that I will have the money picked up, and do the needful.

When I clear the luggages, I will book my flight to Virginia, and I will email you with my flight # and arrival time.

As per your request, you can reach me at tel #: 866 851 1814

Your call is awaited.

Cheers,
Charles Robinson.



Lance DuLac

Mr. Robinson,

Mr. England described you as the dead delivery agent, and I thought you would understand. I just called you on the phone, but it was difficult talking. I think you hung up on me, or it may be that I lost the line.

Do you have a schedule as to when you will arrive at the airport in Norfolk? I can not meet you there. The best thing would be for you to come to Colonial Grove Memorial Parkin Virginia Beach. Try to come around Midnight. I feel the strongest then. I will give you your money then.

Lance



Lance DuLac

Paul,

I contacted Mr Robinson both on the phone and via email, and requested that he deliver the consignment as soon as possible. I sent specific directions in my email. He has not responded. I hope that he did not open the boxes and decide to steal the contents.

Lance DuLac (late)



Paul England

Lance(late)

We have deicide not to continue the transaction due to your illness which you have confirmed yourself dead, their is no point dealing someone that is dead because the living got nothing to do with the dead.

REST IN PEACE
England(living)



Lance DuLac

Paul (living),

Discrimination of this sort is so disheartening. Just wait until you are dead, and see how you like it.

Lance (late)


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