STILL WAITING

updated april 28 2013

Scamorama welcomes Lex Talionis, a close associate of Esther Summerson (see APOSTROPHE NOW) and Tom Jarndyce (BLEAK LAD).

Cast:
Danede Fang - supposedly of the Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation (not)
Lex Talionis - not having it


Danede Fang

Paragraphs inserted here to prevent mental asphyxiation, as Mr. Fang does not seem to have a return key on his keyboard.

4/4/2013
danedefang20005@gmail.com

PLEASE DO REPLY......GOOD DAY.

Dear; Sir/Madam. I am writing with my personal respect and with regards to your reposed personality /Firm as a reliable, trustworthy and God fearing human being.I got your contact through the internet database. In deed I am Mr.Danede Fang, Nigeria National Petroleum Co-operation (NNPC) contract award chairman.I have the opportunity to write you based on the instructions I received last month from the NNPC contract payment bank (CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA) concerning the funds deposited for contract payment in there custody.

The Nigeria National Petroleum Co-operation (NNPC) deposited the sum of $355 Million for international contract debt settlement in order to rebuild the country international relationship with other foreign countries.

I have in position payment files belonging to foreign contractors and sub-contractors with the Nigeria National Petroleum Co-operation (NNPC) that need to be paid for the contract executed and commissioned for the past 4 yrs. The Economic Community of West African States (ECOWAS) Monetary Inspection Team, ECOWAS Member States Ministers, Directors of Multinational Companies, Bank Chief Executives, Delegates of International Monetary Fund (I.M.F) and that of the World Bank

After there recent meeting held in United Kingdom (UK) ordered the Central Bank of Nigeria the immediate payment of all approved foreign contractors and sub-contractors with NNPC.

Base on the instruction given to me to submit the list of all NNPC indebted foreign contractors/sub-contractors, I want you to know that i realized the sum of $15.3 Million from two major contracts i awarded to a foreign contractors as an over-invoice.This amount of money is an inflated amount to contracts i awarded to foreign contractors for the supply and installation of vandalize oil pipe lines.

I know this may sound bad to you but i did it in other to help elevate my family from poverty.I'm using this opportunity to propose a deal with you as a foreigner in regards to this over-invoiced amount. I want you to receiver this money as one of the foreign beneficiary sub-contractor to the original contractors for our mutual benefit.It's true the NNPC contract payment bank CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA will not approve the transfer of this money to you as the beneficiary without some vital documents to buttress or back up your claim.

In this aspect I, am given you the full assurance that I will appoint an attorney that will stand as your lawyer to secure any required document that will be required to facilitate the bank transfer of this money to you as the beneficiary. I'm given you the guarantee that the transaction will be done in accordance with prevailing legislation in your country to protect you from any breach of the law.

After receiving the fund you will be entitled of 35% of the money, 60% for me and the then remaining 5% to offset any incurred expenses including tax.

Please, If you are interested then kindly forward this information to me immediately before, I will update you with the next procedure.
1: Your full name.
2: Private phone and (Mobile inclusive).
3:Residence address.
4:Occupation.
5:Age.

N.B.PLEASE DO REPLY THROUGH THE PRIVATE EMAIL ADDRESS BELLOW: danedefang20005@gmail.com

Thanks for your anticipated co-operation.
Mr: Danede Fang.

This is an oldie.

Thu, Apr 4, 2013

I'm not a "God fearing person."
Danede Fang
4/6/2013

Dear Sir,
The truth is that I want to execute this business with you for our mutual benefit. You may have heard stories about scams but sincerely speaking this has nothing to do with that.
Every part of this venture will be transparent and I can assure you that you will not regret your assistance in this venture.
All I need to proceed immediately into this venture is your
1:Full Name.
2:Residence Address.
3:Contact phone Number.
Thanks,
Yours Sincerely,
Danede Fang.
Lex Talionis
Apr 6, 2013

I suspect that the money you speak of is as real as the god you want me to fear.
Danede Fang
4/6/2013

Please consider this serious . This is real and not a joke. I nee your assistance to execute this venture successfully.

Thanks.
Lex Talionis
Apr 6, 2013

Are you kidding? This is the silliest thing I've ever seen.
Danede Fang
4/8/2013

Dear Sir,Am Still Waiting For Your Information.

Danede Fang.
Lex Talionis
4/8/13

Are you, indeed?
Danede Fang
4/11/2013

Dear Sir,

Please Am Still Waiting For The Information All I need to proceed immediately into this venture .

1:Full Name.
2:Residence Address.
3:Contact phone Number. Thanks,
Yours Sincerely,
Danede Fang.
Lex Talionis

4/11/2013

One wonders why.
Danede Fang

4/11/2013

One wonders what?
Lex Talionis

4/13/13

Why you keep waiting.

Danede Fang
am waiting for the information ask you for.
Lex Talionis
I could give you information, but it may be as illusory as the money you claim to be sending. Would that be all right?
Danede Fang
Dear Sir.
let me have the information first
Dan
Lex Talionis

Full name: Lex Talionis
Address: 72, Earls Court Road, Kensington, London W8 United Kingdom
Phone: 0908 391 0736

There you are.

(The phone number is for a chat line operated by a London Dominatrix)

(The address is something else again)

Lex Talionis

Lex decides to make him start over.

I don't know you. I don't open attachments from people I don't know.
Danede Fang
Dear Sir,
Am Still Waiting For You?
Lex Talionis
How's that going?
Danede Fang

Date: 04/22/2013

Sir,

I traveled and i came back this night from my home town but I'm shocked when i say the content of your last email. You denied knowing me because i requested you should view the attachment i sent to you.

Well if you think I'm not for real then forget about it.

I thought I have a partner in this business but If it going I'm seeing it then I'm on the wrong side.

Thanks,
Danede Fang.

Lex Talionis
Have we met?
Danede Fang

4/23/2013

Sir,

We have not met but i only discussed a business with you which you agreed to assist me for our mutual benefit . You expressed you interest by forwarding to me the required information i requested from you.

It's not must you will assist but where I'm having problem now is that i have already introduced you to the bank as the rightful beneficiary of the money .

Thanks and have a nice day.

Danede Fang.

Lex Talionis

4/23/2013

I don't know you, and much more to the point, you don't know me. I could be nearly anyone here at this keyboard. Do you ever wonder about that? I may be the last person you'd expect to find. Someone you've cheated before, perhaps, or someone who knows where you live. Have you noticed anything unusual lately. That stranger who keeps appearing? The man who seems to be everywhere you look?

Have you phoned that number?

Have you looked at that address?

Are you quite sure you're alone?

Lex Talionis.

To be continued?