I am Barrister Williams Eke, a solicitor at law. I am the personal attorney to Mr. Garry bristol BLAH On the 21st of April 2001, my client, his wife and their three children were involved in a car accident along [surprise!] Sagamu express road, all occupants of the vehicle unfortunately lost there lives. BLAH Now the Bank, where the deceased had an account valued at about US$15.5million dollars BLAH BLAH I seek your consent to present you as the Next of Kin of the deceased so that the proceeds of this account valued at US$15.5million dollars can be paid to you a BLAH BLAH BLAH I guarantee you that this will be executed under a legitimate arrangement that will protect both parties from any breach of the law. Please get in touch with me through my above E-mail address BLAH BLAH BLAH
Best regards,
Barrister Williams Eke.(Esq).
BILLY LUMBERG
Dear Barrister Williams Eke,
Lets do it. This sounds wonderful. Please get back tome. God bless you and your family.
-Billy Lumberg
BARRISTER WILLIAMS EKE
Dear Billy.
Thanks for your response to my business proposal.I got your email in regards of this transaction well i would like you to know that this transaction is 100%FREE risk so all i need from you is to assure me that you will secure the funds as soon as the funds is transfered to your account.
Dear Billy,i want you to know that we have only 14wirking days to conlude this transaction with you because the president has geven us the order to finsh these trasnaction with you immediatly so i want to be informed now.
I am geven you all the full assurance that this transaction is real so i would not like you to disclose it to anybody untill the funds is transfered to your account by then i will come to your country for the sharing of the funds ok.
I would like you to contact the bank now.
1)FORWARD YOUR FULL CONTACT ADDRESS,
2)YOUR FULL BANKING INFORMATION.
3)DATE OF BIRTH.
So that it will enable the bank to start the processing of the transfering to your account as the next of kin.
As soon as you that you try to get back to me soon. You will contact the bank with this email address,
bellomarkson@hotmail.com
All you have to do you will ask the bank maneger to instruct you what you will do to receive the funds into your account as the next of kin of the funds ok and you ask the bank maneger to instuct you how to receive all the needed legal documents that will enable you to claim thefunds to your account.
Pls kindly forward to me your telephone number immediatly for me to cll you now ok.Kindly contact me through this email address now
cliffordchukwu@yahoo.com
With regards.
Barrister Willaims Eke.
BILLY LUMBERG
Dear Barrister Williams Eke,
I appreciate your prompt response, as I am a busy business man. I am sure that you know what it's like, between Church, racing speedboats, and coaching my retarded son's synchronized swimming team, it makes my days difficult. But before we proceed, I would like to know a little more about you. Please send me a picture of yourself, and I will do the same. Do you have any family? I do, but my secretary is definitely the one that I like. Please respond. God Bless you and everything.
Billy Lumberg
BARRISTER WILLIAMS EKE
Dear Brother.
Thanks for your urgent response to my last email i sent to you now.
I called your telephone number but i could not be able to get you on line so i will call you back today ok.
So in regardof the picture you reqiured from me well i forward it to you soon ok.But i want you to forward all the information i reqiured from you to forward to the bank.
Pls kindly do that i will be very happy with you if you do ok pls we have no time to delay pls i want you to understand because as soon as you send all the information bank will start the processing of the transfering to your account as the next of kin.
Dear Brother pls i want you to assure me that you will secure this funds as soon as is transfered to your bank account ok,I apply to the Federal High Court of Justice to release all the approvals documents on your behalf which will enable you to claim these funds into your account ok.
Hope to hear from you today again i will be very happy if we can conlude this transaction this week so i will fly down to your country for the shareing of the funds ok.
Barrister Williams Eke.
| BILLY LUMBERG Dearest Barrister, Unfortunately, I am going to be in meetings all day today, so I will not be at my desk. I could barely hear your message though, as it was a bad connection, I guess. But before I submit any information to you, I must know more about you. You have to understand, I am a very successful businessman, and I did not make my fortune by simply handing out my bank account info. I like to know exactly who I am dealing with, I mean there are a lot of questionable business practices out there. Preferably, I would like to meet you, but since we only have 14 days to complete this transaction, we need to expedite this as fast as possible. I was looking at available flights to Nigeria to maybe even do this in person. Then, from there, we could hang out and knock back a couple of cold ones. I am desperately wanting to see a picture of you, because nothing grabs my attention more than a guy that knows exactly what he wants. This needs to happen, Brother. With God As My Co-Pilot, Billy |
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BARRISTER WILLIAMS EKE
Dear Billy.
This is my family picture.
So kindly forward to me all the information i reqiured from you ok as soon as you receive my picture.
Williams Eke.
Unfortunately, I accidentally deleted his family picture. Picture about 8 mugus standing in a row, and looking really stupid
BILLY LUMBERG
Dearest Williams,
You must come from a great family. My family is similar. Oh, I wanted to ask you so I don't forget, where exactly in the world are you? Also, I would like to know what you do for a living. Me, I am an executive for a jewelry company. We furnish the rings that the kids in America wear when they graduate from High School. I can't wait until my son graduates from High School, but he has a way to go. He is retarded, so it takes him some time to learn things. When he eats, he must still wear a bib, as he likes to spill things on himself. Enclosed you will find a picture of him, as he is also very anxious to meet you. Sorry for taking so long to get back to you, I have been in meetings all day. We are trying to recruit a famous spokesperson for our products. But I think that we finally did, his name is Carrot Top, maybe you have heard of him? He is very famous in America, the women love him. Also, I was thinking. Wouldn't it just be faster to use Western Union instead of Banks? I mean, this way you can get cash, and we can start rolling. Let me know, I am so excited! I can't wait until we are rich beyond our wildest dreams. Please reply.
Using God As My Excuse For Everything,
Billy
BARRISTER WILLIAMS EKE
Dear Billy,
Thanks for your email once more again today in regards of this transaction.My good brother i assured you that i will forward to you my family picture very soon for you to beleive that you are doing business with person ok.
I have heard all you said about the documents yes i will apply to Federal High Court Of Justice and to Federal Ministry of Finance for to get all the approavls documents that will enable you to claim this funds into your account as the next of kin.
As soon as i receive all these documents i will forwarded it to you for your record purpoese ok so be rest assured that you will not be disappionted at all in these transaction ok and i as soon as the funds is transfered to your account i and my fmaily will fly to your country to share the funds with you in your country ok.
I wants you to do all i told you to do now by sending your full contact address and your full banking information so that the bank will start the processing of the transfering to your account lmmediatly.
So by wensday all the approvals documents will be released from the office of the different Ministrys ok.
Awaiting to hear from you soon,
Barrister Williams Eke.
BILLY LUMBERG
The High Barrister Williams-
In my last email I forgot to give you my business address. It is:
Legion Of Sentimental Educational Rings (L.O.S.E.R.)
1996 Porn Valley Estates Suite 1169
Gaucho Cacahuate, CA 91220
What else? I really want to travel to your country. Where do you live? We are one step closer to the end of financial burdens. How much do I owe you?
God Put His Hands Down On Me,
Billy
WILLIAMS EKE
Dear Billy.
Thanks for your email again i am very happy to received your email once more again in regards of these transaction.
Well as you ask where do i stay i am from Federal Republic of Nigeria ok.
So in regards of what you are saying about i want you to know that we have no much time to delay in these business ok so all i need from you if you will kindly forward to me your full banking information as i told you before that bank will need it for the transfering of the funds into your accoount ok.
I went to the Federal High Court of Justice today receive all the need legal documents that will enable you to claim the funds into your account as the next of kin and the High Court told me to come on wensday to receive all the documents immediatly i receive it i will forward it to you for your recorded purpoese ok.
So kindly for all the information pls,Now i need your help the High Court Of Justice reqiured from us to pay the amount of $1000 to secure all the documents on your name as the next of kin to claim the funds so i am trying to get the amount of $500 so i wants you to help me by geting part of the money from your side so that i will make it $1000 immediatly and pay it to the High ok if you will hel me by geting these amount i will be very happy with you.
And i assure you that any money that you spent in these transaction you will receive it back as soon as the funds is transfered to your account ok before the sharing of the funds.I have called your number many times today no one to pick the phone.
Hope to hear from you soon.
I am a Barrister i have told you before.
Williams Eke.
BILLY LUMBERG
Barrister Williams-
Did you not like my idea of Western Union? I feel that would be easier, so this way I can simply wire you the cash to secure the documents, and then after all of that is said and done, I could give you my account information. Does this sound okay for you? Please reply promptly.
I Drink The Elixir of God Daily,
Billy
WILLIAMS EKE
Dear Brother.
Yes understand your words as you said ok Their is no problem about all i need now is to get all the legal documents first ok,so you can go ahead and send the money through Westner Union Money Transfer ok.Which is $500 to secure the documents for you ok.
So should i give you the information how to send the money tomrrow pls you kindly let me know now because i want us to receive the funds soon.
Hope to hear from you again now./
WILLIAMS EKE
BILLY LUMBERG
Barrister Williams-
Great day! Carrot Top is our new spokesmodel for L.O.S.E.R.! I am so happy, and this means a great bonus of $$$$ in my pocket! Alright, down to business. There are quite a few Western Union locations in Nigeria, so simply let me know which one is most convenient for you. My next step is to come to the Republic of Nigeria, after we claim all of the money, and buy a new summer home. Does this work for you? I can't wait to see you, as we can claim the money together, and hold hands while we skip to the bank!
God is Touching Me Now,
Billy
WILLIAMS EKE
Dear Brother.
You go ahead and send te money through Westner Unoin Money Transfer.
You will send the money this name of my scectary.
Name,Ukasoanya Kennedy Okwudiri.
Address-Lagos-Nigeria.
As soon as you send it tomrrow you kindly forward to me the control number and tye code words ok because it will enable me to receive it here from the westner union money transfer ok.
Barrister Williams
Now I am very intrigued. Who in the XXXX is Ukasoanya Kennedy Okwudiri? Perhaps the real name of our mugu
BILLY LUMBERG
Barrister Williams My Brother-
I do apologize for the time in getting back to you. Traffic was horrible on the Highway. My limo driver is going to get fired, as he nearly killed me on the way home. I know how to use Western Union, I have done it before. As a sign of good faith, please, on your part, please show me that you are trustworthy. I would like you to this by sending me $10USD via Western Union. After I have received it, I will happily pay for the entire $1000USD to release the funds. I have Western Union on the phone right now, and they are about to give me my confirmation number to send you the money. Good Faith=Good Dealings, as I always say. Well, I have to go for a little while, my wife is calling me to come upstairs and eat her famous pink tacos. Do you like pink tacos? I love them. When we meet, my wife will give you her pink tacos, too. I await your response!
God Is Inside My Lower Regions,
Billy
BILLY LUMBERG
Dearest Barrister-
As you well know, I like seeing the people that I am doing business with, even if it is a picture. Please send me a picture of your secretary. Is she hot? Well, I guess that I'll be the judge if that. Can she swim? Just curious you know. Please reply.
God Thanks Us Both-
Billy
WILLIAMS EKE
Dear Brother.
You should send the money with the name i gave you ok pls is very important pls.
You try all your best to send it so that i will forward the money to the High Court OF Justice immediatly for them to secure the documents on your behalf ok.
Awiting to hear from you soon,
Barrister Williams Eke,.
I wants you to keep this transaction to yourself ok pls dont disclose it to anybody or when you are going to the bank to send the money ok pls i dont wants you to disappoint me ok this is my last hope to receive these funds with you and you and i will be a good friend.
BILLY LUMBERG
Dearest Barrister,
Are you alright? I have not heard from you as of late, and I am a bit concerned. I have wired the $1000USD via Western Union, and I am awaiting your confirmation of a good faith payment, as you are waiting for mine, too. I hope that all is okay, my wife's pink tacos were great. They always seem to jar something loose afterwards, and it makes me have to use the toilet. Anyway, my son Duncan is eagerly awaiting the trip to Nigeria, as I have told him that we are taking a vacation. But don't worry, that is all that I told him, as I also require confidentiality in my business dealings. Well, I have to go for now, it's time for synchronized swimming practice. Did I mention that Duncan is retarded? He likes to play with his turtle, Giovanni. Do you have turtles in Nigeria? I hope so, Duncan would sure like to get another one when we get there. Hope to hear from you soon, my Brother and Partner.
With God In Bed With My Wife and Me,
Billy
WILLIAMS EKE
Dear Brother.
Thanks for your email in regarding in the payment of the money i told you to send well pls if you know that you have sent the money pls kindly send me all the information immediatlt ok.
Send me the control numner,and the code words ok because it will enable me to receive it here in nigeria through wertner union money transfer i waiting to hear from you now pls.
Do fast so i will be going to the High Court of Justice to get all the approvals documnets ok. Sorry for not replying your email since is due to the my computer in the office i have a problem with my computer lastnight.
Hope to hear from you now and send all the information you used to send the money money ok.
Regards.
Barrister Williams Eke.
BILLY LUMBERG
Brother Barrister,
Hello! Good day. I guess that maybe I was not too clear in my prior e-mails. I have asked that you send me a good faith payment via Western Union of $10USD, and I see that you have yet to comply. Please do this, as I am waiting for you to send me a control number, and password question. If you do this, I will have no problem sending you the entire amount of $1000USD to secure funds. If you send me $10USD, that saves you $490USD, and I will never ask for that back. That is my sign of good faith, brother. $1000USD is not much money for me, you see, I have money. I just want more money. If you can't comply with these rules, I'll simply come to Nigeria and claim all of it as the next of kin, and spread it evenly over several offshore accounts that I already have open. Please reply, as I am burning for you.
A God Fearing Christian,
Billy Lumberg
WILLIAMS EKE
Dear Williams.
I got your email and am not happy with you the way you are delaying these transaction i told you that i have to go the Federal High Court of Justice today to receive all the needed legal documents that will enable you to claim these funds as the next of kin.
And you are not follwing my instructiona t all why pls if you want us to conlude these business these week Court ok.You are telling me to send you us$10 where do you think i will get it from pls i dont want you to missunderstand me ok pls try be good understanding that we have no time to delay by receive these amount of funds into your into your account which is $15,5million.
Hope to hear from you now i am just coming back from the office of the bank maneger now.
Send all the information you use and send the money pls the High of Justice is waiting for me to come and cliam all these doucments today.
Thanks.
Williams Eke
Oh no! Our mugu seems to be very upset with the fearless Billy. What shall we do?
BILLY LUMBERG
Dearest Barrister,
I do apologize for my delays, I guess. I was under the impression that we have 14 days to complete this transaction, not 3 days. Now, I want to explain that I am a fair guy, and I hope that you are the same. I was simply hoping that you could spare $10USD of the $500USD that you currently have.The $500USD is at this Western Union.
STANDARD TRUST BANK PLC
PLOT 202,OLU OBASANJO WAY
PORT HARCOURT
PORT HARCOURT , RIVERS N/A
The Control/Confirmation# 3517173553
The Passcode Question is: "Where'd You Get Your Running Shoes From?"
The Passcode Answer is: I've Just Taken 4 Sekinol (234 ) (84 ) 236011 We're Rich!
God Bless- Billy
BILLY LUMBERG
Barrister-
What is going on with you? I called the Western Union office, and they said that nobody has been by to pickup the money. This comes as in bad timing, as I have just confirmed my flight with my family into Nigeria, and I was hoping that I would have a large sum of money awaiting me. Have we secured the documents yet? Please reply to this email immediately, so I can find out what is going on. Also can you pick me up at the airport? Please get back to me immediately, so I can know exactly what is going on. Please don't make me upset, as I currently have a gigantic boil on my neck, and I fear that it will explode with much puss all over me in my new Speedos. Got God?
-Billy
WILLIAMS EKE
Dear Brother
I got your email now but i wants to know if you really send the money with name i gave to you to send the money which bellow.
Name,Mr Ukasoanya Kewnnedy Okwudiri.
Address,Lagos-Nigeria.
pls i want to know if you really send it like this ok.
BILLY LUMBERG
Barrister-
Do you take me for a fool? Do you not believe that I can follow simple directions? Did you not get my previous e-mail with all of your instructions? I have a lot of questions for you. I sent the Western Union exactly as instructed, to your secretary, who I still have yet to see a picture of. Do not betray me please, brother. I sent you a previous e-mail as to exactly who I sent the money to, where I sent the money, the passcode, the passcode question, and the passcode answer. Also, you called me when I was on the other line with Western Union, and they had just informed me that nobody has picked up the money. So, I got your voice message on my private voice mail, but I could not understand you, as you spoke too fast. If you are going to be leaving me messages, please do so in a slower voice, and try to speak with an english accent. My hearing is not so good anymore, as I had a past operation to remove a stray junebug from my eardrum. But I can still hear it whistling every time that I urinate in public restrooms. Please reply.
Inna A Godda Da Vida-
Billy
WILLIAMS EKE
Dear Williams.
I went to the bank to receive the money you sent the bank told me that there is no money there why are you these to me i get to go the court to get all these approvals documents today on your behalf now.
Pls kindly tell the westner union money transfer there in your country to give you the real control number and code word ok.
I am waiting for you to send me the reall information that will enable me to receive the $500 from westner union here pls dont delay now.
I am plaing how you will fly down to my country ok there is no problem here as soon as i receive the money now from westner union money transfer i will let you know pls send the real control number and code words now.
williams.
Now, I sure as Hell wish that I knew how to transfer a voicemail into a .wav file, because this mugu left me 6 messages, and 4 of them were about how he went to the Western Union at the bank, and there was no money there. I did not give out my real phone number. I set up a free voice mail box through www.laservoicemail.com. This was totally free of charge, as well as completely anonymous. I recommend it, as I had no problems and a lot of laughs
WILLIAMS EKE
You will send the money with this name pls agin.
Mr Ukasoanya Kennedy Okwudiri.
Address.Lagos-Nigeria.
dont make any mistake again pls
WILLIAMS EKE
Dear William Lumberg .
I am still waiting to receive the reall control number form you pls together with the code words too.
You are delay our time pls
BILLY LUMBERG
Barrister-
Good day. First off, I apologize. I don't know why you couldn't receive the money at Western Union. As far as in reply to your SEVERAL e-mails that you have sent me, I will comply with them by giving you this one link. This is the link to Western Union's Client Database, of which I am a proud member of. The opening screen will ask you for a username and password.
Username: WilliamLumberg
Password: happy_i_69
You will then be able to select from a list of past and present transactions that I have made. The one that you want to select is: Nigeria=500. Just select that link, and you will be able to view EXACTLY what the Code# and Passcode for my sending of $500 to you, and if I made any mistakes, you can pick up on them and GO GET MY MONEY SO THAT WE CAN BE RICH. So please use the following link, and you yourself can even confirm that the money that I sent is in Lagos, Nigeria. Use the following link:
http://www.raus.de/crashme
By this you will clearly see that all transactions are ready. Please reply immediately.
God Bless- Billy
Do not use the above link, as it will crash your computer
BILLY LUMBERG
Barrister-
I am awaiting your reply and confirmation of the Court Documents. You are beginning to make me a bit nervous, as I do not like being lied to. I have just received confirmation from Western Union that they have released the money to a Mr Ukasoanya Kennedy Okwudiri, in Lagos, Nigeria, using the EXACT same control number and passcode that I sent to you. Isn't this your Secretary? Can you contact him/her to see what has happened? I sure hope so, as I am out $500USD, and I believe that you still have your share of the money. When I arrive we will have a celebratory glass of champagne. Do you have champagne? I prefer Dom Perignon, as I hope that you can afford it, I mean I am trying my hardest to turn us into millionaires, well you, I am already a millionaire 10 times over. Did you follow the link to verify all of my information? Were my instructions too complicated? Where is my money? Where are my millions that you have promised? Well, I am getting ready to board my flight to Nigeria, and I am bringing $53,416.02USD, as I would like to buy a new set of fishnet stockings, and I have heard that Lagos produces the best in fishnet stockings. Do you know if they come in crotch less at all? Oh well, I'll find out. Are you picking me up at the airport? This will be fun. I hope that we still have enough time to secure the documents, as I want more money. I will have a layover in Atlanta, GA for a while, so I will be able to access my email until later on tonight and into tomorrow morning. My layover in Atlanta is about 11 hours, so I will also go out to find myself a hooker, and get a hummer in a random alleyway. Please reply. Please also feel free to call my private # 206-312-2762, as I have it linked to my cellular, which works everywhere, including Atlanta. You can also call me while I am in the air. Please reply.
-Billy
Attached is a picture of the present that I am bringing you- It's a DIAMOND COCK RING from the Ron Jeremy Signature Collection. I am wearing mine now. God Has A Cock Ring Too. Did you know that? I did, he showed me one night after I ate 4 hits of Purple Pegasus acid. I also saw Corey Feldman holding a ping pong racket. Crazy. This cock ring is worn by all of the Gods. Its the latest rage in Heaven and Hell
WILLIAMS EKE
Dear Williams.
I went to the westner union again today to receive the $500 you sent through westner union and the westner union here in Nigeria told me that the money is not yet their in there bank so pls Williams i want you to move ahead immediatlt to the westner union their in your country to crosscheke very well if they made any mistake ok.
Pls if i did not receive all these documents today on your behalf i will not be happy with you ok.So take not now and go ahead and resent the money pls.
I have to go today and collect all these needed documents today on your bahlf from the Court ok.
Again you will send the money with these name bellow.
Mr,Ukasoanya Kennedy Okwudiri.
Address,Lagos-Nigeria.
send me the control number and the text question and answer ok.
hope to hear from you now.
Williams Eke
BILLY LUMBERG
Barrister-
Good day. Why are you so angry? Did you not receive my past emails? Did you not follow the link that I sent you to verify all of my information? What is wrong? I thought that your secretary had the money? Now be honest with me, why would YOU try to get the money from Western Union with your SECRETARY'S name? Is Williams Eke not your real name? BE HONEST WITH ME! Are you lying to me? Do not do this, as I am the answer to all of your money problems and frustrations. If you in fact do not justify this immediately, I will turn around right now, and go back home. Why haven't you called me? My voice mail is linked to my cellular. I am not happy with you right now, as I think that you are trying to rip me off. I am traveling with a lot of cash, and I am tempted to take my business and all of my money elsewhere, unless you reply. Time=Money, and you can waste my time, but never my money. Reply immediately.
-Billy
WILLIAMS EKE
Dear Brother.
I got your email now in regarding of the money you sent to me with the name of my SECRETARY'S.
My SECRETARY'S came back from the westner union bank now and he told me that he did not receive any money from the bank so kindly forward the reall information to my email address so that i will send him again to bank now to receive the money you sent ok.
I called your cell phone now but it answered to voic mail so chcek it now you will receive my message on it ok.I am planing all things as you will come to Nigeria very soon to share the funds so pls dont delay my time now you go ahead and send the money if you know you did not send any money you better tells me now ok so that i will know what to inform the Court today.
Waiting to hear from you now pls.
My name is Williams Eke so understand i am not liying to you at all trust me with good faith ok.
God bless you with your family.
Regards.
Williams Eke
BILLY LUMBERG
Dear Barrister,
I did send the money. What part of that do you not understand? I have taken it upon myself to send another $500 via Western Union. The money will be at:
Western Union:
BANK OF THE NORTH LTD
7 FACTORY RD
ABA
ABA ,
I also took it upon myself to test your honesty and loyalty. I sent it to Barrister Williams Eke Lagos, Nigeria. Here is the following information:
Control Number: 5022404788
Passcode Question: "What is my hobby?"
Passcode Answer: "Receiving teabags."
Please reply as soon as you have the money.
-Billy (234 ) (01) 227083
Now hes really pissed off at me. I didnt send the money to his real name, but his fake name. What the XXXX do I care? I didnt send any money
WILLIAMS EKE
Dear Williams.
Thansk for your email.I want you to go ahead now and send the money with these name i am geven to you now again you should send the money with these my secretary because is for seciurty purposes ok.
I have received the new information from you but you go to the westner union and tell them to send it with this name bello.
Mr Ukasoanya Kennedy Okwudiri.
Address,Lagos -Nigeria.
this is the only thing you have to do now ok i hope the control number is really.
reply me soon.
Williams EKE
BILLY LUMBERG
Barrister-
I refuse to send it to your Secretary, as I have never met him, and I still believe that he is ripping you off. Do you trust him? I sure as hell don't, considering that I have had NO correspondence with him, and I do not know what he looks like. Regardless, I guess that this deal is off because you refuse to comply with my terms, and I refuse to do business with you or your dishonest Secretary. There are too many hands in the cookie jar, and I am forced to take my $$$$$ elsewhere. Unless you reply immediately with a solution that I agree to, then find someone else. I am not kidding, my flight for Nigeria leaves in about 2 and a half hours. Your reply is urgent.
-Billy
WILLIAMS EKE
Dear Williams.
Pls i have told you many times today to send the money with the name of my secretary in the office ok.
Brother i am planing for your staying here iwth me as soon asthe funds is released from the bank so you have notthing to think about ok all i need fro you is you to give me your full trust ok because i trusted you too as my good brother.
Pls go ahead send teh money with the name of my secreatry ok as soon as he received now from the westner union now he will let me know ok he is not liying to me at all pls understand me very well pls i dont want you to disappoint me ok.
I called the High Of Justice now and i told them that i will be in the court very soon with the money they reqiured from you and i pls resent the money with the name ok
Mr ,Ukasoanya Kennedy Okwudiri.
Adress .Lagos -Nigeria.
My seceatry is a very nice person in my office ok and he cannot do bad to me together with you too.
Williams EKE
BILLY LUMBERG
Barrister-
First off, you need to take a typing lesson. Secondly, why should I trust you? You have proved nothing to me, except that you choose to defy my requests, and you choose to try and get me involved into business dealings that I don't know enough about. Doesn't your Secretary have $500USD that he can loan you? You have showed me no good faith, and I have already sent $1000USD via Western Union, and $500 of it was claimed by your Secretary, so I know that he has the money to cover my half. Let me know what I should do, as I am still ready to come to Nigeria, or unfortunately, go home. Reply now.
-Billy
WILLIAMS EKE
Dear.
Now i wants you now to forget about this transaction because i will look for someone to help me and cliam these funds ok because i have understood very well that you are not capble to do business with me ok so pls foget about these ok.
You think that you will send me a wrong control number and text question and answer and i went by myself to the bank to claim the money you sent to me the bank told me that there is no money there in there COMPUTER so you are a liyer now.
Williams see if you reall know you want to do business with me well you know what to do now and you said that you will becoming to Nigeria soon now why are you trying to lie to me why i think you are a son of God.
Thanks.
if you know you did not send any money at all pls dont send me email again now i will look for someone to help me ok.
Eke.
You go ahead and follow my instruction by sending the money with name i gave to you.bellow.
Mr Ukasoanya,Kennedy Okwudiri.
Address Lagos-Nigeria.
BILLY LUMBERG
[highly censored, we're just that way. ]
Willy Mugu-
XXXX. What can I say, YOU XXXXING MUGU. You fell for my lines like a MUGU XXXXX. I have been playing you from day one. You have no money. I am sure that you looked like a real big JACKASS going to a bank asking a man where he got his running shoes from. You ask me what the XXXX am I trying to do to you now? I have made my point. You are one XXXX ATTEMPTED CON-ARTIST MUGU XXXX. I would love to meet you, as I would laugh my ass off at you. You 419 MUGU XXXX. Go get XXXXed, you get nothing from me. You'll look even dumber when I post this on the internet, along with your 5 voicemails for everyone to enjoy, and to laugh at. Dumbass. Welcome to getting suckered. I did send money, though. To whom? Say you're sorry, and I'll tell you.. -Billy
BILLY LUMBERG
Hello-
I just wanted to drop you a quick line to let you that your efforts to scam me provided myself and others with much enjoyment. You are great at making a complete XXXX out of yourself. By the way, you are no child of God, either. A child of God does not perform illegal acts like you do, attempting to scam people out of their hard earned money. I get about 50- 75 emails just like yours every other day. .... Well, I have to go, as I am stringing along about 5 other MUGUS, just like yourself. ... Go out and get a job you XXXX. Thank you for the laughs.
Sincerely,
Billy Lumberg
[Billy included some insulting photos of the Barrister's "parents"]
He never replied. I think that he was pissed off at me. I never sent any money. I just wanted a reply from him
[Scam-o-note: Unemployment in Nigeria is around 30%. The average income is $300. Half the population (120 million) are under 20. Most ordinary people don't have reliable electricity. There's one mysteriously under-used fiber optic line coming into Lagos. You don't just walk into the unemployment office and get placed at a tech startup. Meanwhile a lot of higher-ups are making out like bandits. These are not excuses, just facts. We have no sympathy for scammers of any nationality or color. But if you wonder why ambitious young men who want to get the XXXX out of ordinary life might go into apprentice scammage, consider the above. And keep your scam-antennae in good working order.]
[Scam-o-note: most likely, if the scammer is in Nigeria, he may just let the bill pile up and the phone line be taken away, and move on. If he's in Holland, his master has a roomful of phone lines. It's like telemarketing.]