YOU DON'T HAVE TO LIVE LIKE A REFUGEE


Hooray! Captain Sir George Manwairing (ret.) is back.
It's a great pleasure to announce the return of the hero of SIR GEORGE AND THE ORPHAN, LADS ARMY and YOU'RE IN THE ARMY NOW.

Captain Manwairing also played a key role in the UNITED WE LAUGH campaign for which he earned the Order of the Mugu. The portrait painted for the occasion now hangs in Annie's Bar.


Darcy Ibrahim

Appeal from out of the blue. Standard "orphan" procedure: inaccessible wealth, wicked stepmother, bank awaiting intercession of helpful foreigner.

Received: from [196.28.250.239] by web171302.mail.ir2.yahoo.com via HTTP...
Date: Sun, 16 Dec 2012
From: Darcy Ibrahim <darcyibrahim@hotmail.com>
Reply-To: dercyibrahim@yahoo.fr
Subject: From Miss Darcy.

From Miss Darcy.

I know this mail will come to you as a surprise since we haven't known or come across each other before considering the fact that I sourced your E-mail through the Internet profile search of trusted person who can assist me.

I am Darcy Ibrahim Coulibaly, 26 years old female from Ivory Coast in West Africa, the Daughter of Late Chief Sergeant, warlord Ibrahim Coulibaly . My late father was an Ivory Coast's best-known militia leaders. He died on the Thursday 28 April 2011 following a fight with the FRCI," Republican Forces of Ivory Coast. You can read more about my father in the link below.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2011/apr/28/ivory-coast-renegade-warlord-ibrahim-coulibaly

I am constrained to contact you because of the maltreatment which I am receiving from my step mother. She planned to take away all my late father's treasury and properties from me since the unexpected death of my beloved Father. Meanwhile I wanted to travel to Asia, but she hides away my international passport and other valuable documents. Luckily she did not discover where I kept my father's File which contained important documents.

Now I am presently staying in the Mission in Burkina Faso. I am seeking for long term relationship and investment assistance. My father of blessed memory deposited the sum of US$ 9.7 Million in one bank in Burkina Faso with my name as the next of kin. I had contacted the Bank to clear the deposit but the Branch Manager told me that being a refugee, my status according to the local law does not authorize me to carry out the operation. However, he advised me to provide a trustee who will stand on my behalf. I had wanted to inform my stepmother about this deposit but I am afraid that she will not offer me anything after the release of the money.

Therefore, I decide to seek for your help in transferring the money into your bank account while I will relocate to your country and settle down with you. As you indicated your interest to help me I will give you the account number and the contact of the bank where my late beloved father deposited the money with my name as the next of kin. It is my intention to compensate you with 20% of the total money for your assistance and the balance shall be my investment in any profitable venture which you will recommend to me as have no any idea about foreign investment. Please all communications should be through this email address only for confidential purposes.

Thanking you a lot in anticipation of your quick response. Almighty God will bless you as you are going to help me to have my freedom back. I will give you details in my next mail after receiving your acceptance mail to help me.

Yours Sincerely,
Darcy Ibrahim.

Captain Manwairing

Long time no bait. Kept starting them and then forgot to keep checking lol

Madam

This sounds awful but how did you get into another country without a passport?
I know your security is pretty slack there but even so.

Cpt Sir George Minky Poo Manwairing III

Darcy Ibrahim

This refugee camp has surprisingly good internet access.

From: Darcy K Ibrahim <dercyibrahim@yahoo.fr>
Reply-To: darcyibrahim@yahoo.fr
Subject: I need your assurance
To: Captain Manwairing captainmanwairing@yahoo.co.uk

My dear George,

Thank you so much for your effort in writing me back. I really appreciate reading your mail even though that you still find it very difficult to believe or trust me. My name as I told you is Miss Darcy K. Ibrahim a 26 years old girl from Ivory Coast. I got your email from the directory where I was searching for a partner who will help me out of this suffering condition I found myself. I saw your contact and I was attracted to contact you for assistance after much praying and feastings. Let me tell you more about myself. I am the only child to my late parents, I donŐt have a brother or sister and I lost all my relatives in the middle of the war in my country, so after the war my family settled at the capital city of Abidjan before their sudden death. After the tragedy I took to my heels and ran for my dear life and I ended up here in this country refugee camp under the asistance of the united nation.

Firstly i am writing you from the office of the Reverend Pastor. I explained my conditions to him and he allowed me to access my email in his office. Ever since my arrival to this camp, I had been suffering so much here and now I had taken the decision to go and meet with the bank to know the process of getting the money transferred as I am the next of kin to my father. It was during my discussion with the bank that they told me that I must look for a foreigner who will help me due to my status as a refugee and the agreement with my father. So I have to pray to God and after my praying and fasting God directed me to contact you. I was browsing on the internet when I came across your email and I was touched to contact you for assistance. I sent you my proposal to assist me over the transfer of this fund because I had stayed long here in this camp and I donŐt want to continue like this, I am just like a person who is staying in a prison yard.

Please dear what I need from you now is just your assurance that you will assist me and will not betray me after receiving the money in your account. Once I gets your assurance I will give you the contact of the bank were the money was deposited so that you can contact them for the procedure of the transfer. Please dear I want you to know that I am suffering so much here in this camp and I donŐt have any body to help me except you. I am putting all my hope and trust in you. I am just an innocent orphan perishing here in this camp and I am pleading for your assistance. Once I receives your mail I will send you the bank information and I will also tell the bank about you so that they will reply to one when you contacts them.

So my dear, I want you to feel free and help me on this matter and I assure you that you will not regret helping me. I am suffering so much here in this camp and I donŐt want to continue like this, I need my freedom so that I can come out of this place and live a better life with you and hopefully go back to my studies. I am relying so much on you for assistance. My dear I will also like you so call me so that I can hear your voice and explain more to you. Thanking you for your future assistance. Take care and God bless you as you help me today. (+22679079185) Attached is my picture I will like to see yours.

Warm regards
Miss Darcy.

Captain Manwairing

To: "dercyibrahim@yahoo.fr

My Dear

How fantastic that you were able to bring digital images of yourself with you even if you didn't have a passport.

My picture is enclosed. I am currently on the international space station.
Perhaps you would like me to wave at you as I fly over

Cpt M

I enclosed a picture of Jimmy Saville for those who knew who he was but I think I went a bit OTT with the space station etc.. but anyway.

Darcy Ibrahim

A long silence, and then "Darcy" pops up again - this time supposedly from Paraguay!

Received: from [196.28.249.179] (Birkina Faso of course) by web171701.mail.ir2.yahoo.com via HTTP; ...
Date: Sat, 9 Feb 2013 21:54:05 +0000 (GMT)
From: Darcy K Ibrahim <dercyibrahim@yahoo.fr>
Reply-To: darcyibrahim@yahoo.fr
Subject: Rejoice with me
To: captainmanwairing@yahoo.co.uk

My Dearest One,

My name is Darcy Ibrahim, who contacted you long time ago from Burkina Faso refugee camp. I'm happy to inform you about my success in getting the fund transfered under the co-operation of a new partner from Paraguay. Presently I am in Paraguay for investment projects with my own share of the total sum. Meanwhile, I didn't forget your past efforts and attempts to assist me in transfering those funds despite that it failed us some how. Now you will need to contact the Rev. Pastor Festus Zunga whom used to be a God-father to me when i was in Burkina-Faso through his e-mail address:(pastor.festus55@live.fr)

Ask him to send you a certified bank draft of $350,000.00 (Cashier's cheque) which I prepared and kept for your compensation for all the past efforts and attempts to assist me in this matter. I appreciated your efforts at that time very much. so feel free and get in touch with him and instruct him where to send you the cheque.

Please do let me know immediately you receive it so that we can share the joy after all the sufferings at that time. In the moment, I am very busy here because of the investment projects with the new partner, finally, remember that I had forwarded instruction to the Pastor on your behalf to receive that money. Therefore feel free to get in touch with him and he will send the cheque to you without delay. Take care and bye for now.

Yours truly
Miss Darcy.

Captain Manwairing

To: Pastor Festus Zunga <pastor.festus55@live.fr>

Dear Darsy

I am happy that you got out and Pasta Zungo, please send me the money via western union..That will be easiest

Cpt M

Pastor Festus Zunga

From: Pastor Festus Zunga <pastor.festus55@live.fr>
Subject: From Pastor Festus
Date: Tue, 12 Feb 2013

Dear,

Greetings, Yes Miss Darcy. gave me a cheque of $350,000 usd to send to you immediately you contact me, therefore, send me your postal address and your full name to enable me send the cheque to you immediately.

I wait to hear from you soonest.

God is Good.

Thanks
Yours faithfully
Pastor Festus

Captain Manwairing

To: Pastor Festus Zunga <pastor.festus55@live.fr>

Dear Pasta Festud

My full name is Captain Sir George Minky Poo Manwairing III
My address is: 5 Yoocoq Lane, Lower Quim, Bushey, Bollockshire CU1 1UN

I look forward to receiving the moolah

Kind regards
Cpt M.

Pastor Festus Zunga

The meat of the scam is highlighted here for the new reader.

From: Pastor Festus Zunga <pastor.festus55@live.fr>
Subject: Dear Captain Sir George
Date: Thu, 14 Feb 2013 08:34:00 +0000

Dear Captain Sir George,

I receive your postal (physical) address and I would like you to understand that I checked with the DHL for the conveyance. And they told me that it would cost the sum of $245usd for the postage. Therefore, you should Send the $245usd to me through the name of my Secretary by western Union money transfer and send the receiving information to me and immediately I receive the money I will immediately send the cheque to you.

Below is the data that you can use to send the money:

Receiver's Name: Ani Chukwudi Lawrence
City: Ouagadougou
Country: Burkina Faso
Question:My colour
Answer: Green
Control Number (MTCN):.......
Amount transferred: ...........
Sender's Name:.................
Sender's Country: .............

I am waiting to hear from you soonest. I also want to remind you that DHL says that it would take 2 working days for the cheque to get to you,

Have a wonderful week and God bless you

God is Good.

Thanks
Yours faithfully
Pastor Festus

Captain Manwairing

... but Captain M has his own way of handling matters!

To: Pastor Festus Zunga <pastor.festus55@live.fr>

Dear Pasta Zongo

I can have an army transport to you within 24 hours to collect the moolah. I already have a platoon in Sierra Leone and can have them with you very shortly to make the collection. Give me your address and expect a visit from Corporal Jones and the platoon.

Cpt M

Captain Manwairing

To: Pastor Festus Zunga <pastor.festus55@live.fr>

Dear Festas Zongo

I have not heard back from you. I can only assume that your delaying tactics are some sort of way for getting your hands on the moolah.
I demand a reply !!!

Kindest regards

Cpt M

Captain Manwairing

To: Pastor Festus Zunga <pastor.festus55@live.fr>

Dear Zongo

Now look here. If you cant be bothered to read what I actually write we are going to go nowhere!
Give me YOUR address and I will collect the cheque from you, easy

Kindest regards

Capt. M

Captain Manwairing

To: Pastor Festus Zunga <pastor.festus55@live.fr>

I have not heard from you. What is going on man!

I am not used to this slack attitude that you seem to have. Tell me where to collect from. I cant have my men just hanging about for you you know.

Kindest regards and warmest wishes

Captain Sir George Minky Poo Manwairing
Pastor Festus Zunga

Finally I get a reply

Sent: Saturday, 23 February 2013
Subject: Dear George

Dear George

Greetings to you, i had been seen your mails but you had diverted from the point we are going. I was only instructed to send your cheque to you on your contact with me. So I was not instructed to give it to any body as you are insisting on sending people to come and collect it. So I want you to follow my instruction and send the postage fee to me if you really need to receive your cheque. If not ready now let me know so that I can take it to the insurance company to insure it to avoid loss.

God is Good.

Thanks
Yours faithfully
Pastor Festus

Captain Manwairing

To: Pastor Festus Zunga <pastor.festus55@live.fr>

Dear Pasta

I am saving you time and effort. I cant see what the problem is. Either you have money for me or you dont. If you do, what is your address and I will pick it up, insurance is not required. You seem to want to complicate this much more than is required.

Cpt M

Its ongoing.