TIMI WELLINGTON
ATTEN:PRESIDENT/CEO.STRICTLY CONFIDENTIAL
I am Timi Wellington from Niger-Delta region part of Nigeria,and I work with the Nigeria National Petroleum Corporation.I was the chairman of projectAward Committee. Some years ago my corporation Awarded contract to an Dutch firm to supply & construction of pipeline in my ministry (NNPC) the contract was executed and the contractors were Duly paid. We now have an over-inflated bill to the tune of U.S. $12.5m, (twenlve million five hundred thousand us dollars) only. Lodges with one of the Offshore Payment Center in overseas. After several discussions with the Accountant General of the Federation, We found out that, this fund was still in the Offshore Payment Center in oversea. But for the fact that we are civil servant we are not allow to operate a foreign account. Hence my colleagues and I now decided to seek your assistance by clearing the fund from the Offshore Payment Center. We have agreed to you some percentage of the fund when you agree to assist us However, to places you in a better position of having a claim to the said fund, we need the following from you to enable us prepare the necessary documents that will give a legal backing to the fund.
{1} YOUR PERSONAL NAME AND ADRESS OR YOUR COMPANY NAME AND ADDRESS.
{2} YOUR PRIVATE TELEPHONE AND FAX NUMBERS.
Finally we have already made a proper arrangement on how you will receive the fund and all the documentation has been put in place. Be assured that, this transaction is 100% risk free. Also this transaction needs maximum confidentiality and trust. If you are interested in doing this business with us, kindly send me email: tiwellingt@yahoo.co.uk immediately for more details,and you should be very to ask question Your response will be highly appreciated.
Thanks and remain bless.
Timi Wellington
PRINCESS MARGARET
Date: 28 Jul 2003, 05:06:44 AMMy Dear Mr Wellington
I do not know how you obtained this exclusive e-mail address, and am somewhat surprised at the effrontery of your apporach. However this business proposition has somewhat piqued Our interest here at the Palace, I must say. After some thought I have decided to ask for more information. A recent fire in the Scargill Ballroom has meant that some substantial funds at short notice would come in very useful for the refurbishment.
You will appreciate that, due to my position, discretion and issues of security are uppermost and so that I will not provide the numbers you require at the present time.
I look forward to hearing from you again.
Best regards
MARGARET
Her Royal Highness Princess Margaret VC, Duchess of Great Tesco, Stewardess of Llareggub, Prioress of Lotto,
Room 101
The Royal Les Dawson Suite
Kensington Doss House,
Buckingham
London
FU2 GlT
TIMI WELLINGTON (tiwellingt@yahoo.co.uk)
Subject: Re: Big ThanksDate: Tue, 29 Jul 2003 09:21:50 +0100 (BST)
Dear Margret {Her Royal Highness}
How are you doing?, I thanks you very much for your kind response to my proposal,the contents of your message were quite understood,first let me still introduce myself little bit further,as you have already aware my name is Timi Wellington,am an Petrol chemical Engineer,I Have my University Education in the United State of America(Chicago ) by Mobi Scholarship Scheme, and I'm 39-years,am a catholic.
Your Highness, a can not be ashame of himself to express the pain or my heart desire to you,but if I did or anyman of persons he most be a fool,and at my ago now I don't want to be a fool of forty my Highness. Hence I decide to contact you with due respect if you will be of help and I know with you I will be very safe with this opportunities in fronst of me,I use to visit Uk most of the time for courses and Vacation so on, I know you have a heart to people, the fact is that we don't want to misuse this opportunity I decide with person I can trust my life with no matter how long it take it me to found the person ,I know My Lady if entrust this fund into your hand I will come back to meet what it suppose to be for me,I have already trusted you from far distance I which you allow my faith to work out for me,like you already foreseen there's no lie in you My Lady, I will also appreciate if you allow your faith to work for you.Because you have seen the future yourself is in front of both of us
Regarding this project,my Lady,you don't have anything to be worry about,I and my colleague's are aware of the security we are not kids and we are to keep you safe to very best we can okay,but you have to keep this communication secured,because we are still very much in service,we have put everything in place,we have meet with the top officials in position such as the Director of foreign Remmittance department Apex Bank, and so many at the top to get this fund out,what I needed is for you to receive this into your possession in any form, by cash or wired into your account of your choice, if you want by cash we'll make an arrangement with the officials /diplomatic immediately to cash this fund in their off-shore payment office at Netherlands,you can just step down and cash it.in this way we'll be very secured.My Lady with due respect I know the fund is a small amount to you,but then it will be of use to you whatever percentage you decide for your assistance, we will appreciate it.And for our surport to refurblish your place we will pledge 5% of whatever that come to us.though we have map out what percentage will be for the your assistance,but we want to hear your side Your Highness Princess.
If you dont mind, can you just tell me little bit of yourself more?.For your information,with your approval and maximal co-operation between 7-14 working days the fund is as good as in your possession, and you are sured 100% risk free okay, if you don't mind you call me on this private phone NO: 234-803 339 3696 or if you can let me have your private phone also I shall give you a call.As soon as I hear from you I shall tell YOU the next step we need to take, Please Margret. Do keep this discussion out open business discussions because we are still very much in service. BE CONFIDENCE.
Awaiting for your response urgently (Remain Bless)
Yours fathfully
Timi Wellington
Note: Am so sorry for the fire incident in your place,don't worry it will soon become a past history with blessing!!!!
PRINCESS MARGARET
Date: 29 Jul 2003, 07:28:04 AMSubject: To Mr Wellington
My Dear Mr Wellington
A pleasure to hear back from you so promptly, and I am happy to expound a little on my position.
You are quite right that the fund is a relatively small matter to Me, but none the less We would find the acquisition of liquid assets, no matter how petty, somewhat useful to aid in the reconstruction. It would be such a nuisance to have to cash bonds and what not.
As far as talking about myself, I am not sure that I want to encourage too much familiarity at this stage. It is perhaps enough for a fellow like yourself to know that I am a stewardess of the realm, and titular head of many of the royal perogatives. Naturally my position places me in somewhat peculiar circumstances as any johnny-come-lately can presume upon my good graces. If you do not know already, my good man, then it is enought to say that I live between here and the Grand Palace at Brixton with my nephews, Princess Wayne and Darren, my lovely niece Princess Candy, her Uncle Sir Marmite and Grand Vizier Lonslo Tossov. I also have a dauntless Lady in Waiting, Dame Agatha Bristol. Whether or not I involve such other senior people in this affair will depend upon ensuing complications. I am hoping for discretion. In the interests of goodwill, I attach a picture of myself, just taken on a walkabout in Smegaroon, for reference.
You will forgive Me if I do not ring you directly at once. I am still rather nervous about this whole affair. Perhaps you would be so good as to provide some personnel identification. There has just been a bit of security scare at the Butlins Badger Trials with bomb threats by Scouse extremists and what not, so you can understand our worries.
In addition to all this, those who do business with Us are requested to supply a Temporary Oath of Allegience to the Crown for the purposes of commercial transactions. Are you able to fulfil this protocol? Please indulge us in this.
By the way are you related to the Duke of Wellington? His family have relatives everywhere it seems, even stuck out in the third world.
MARGARET
TIMI WELLINGTON (tiwellingt@yahoo.co.uk)
Date: Tue, 29 Jul 2003 17:35:28 +0100 (BST)My Dearest Margret(Her Highness )
Thanks a lot for your picture in fact you are still very pretty woman,I don't need to use it for anything,you should know that am not as poor as you may think okay, I will keep it close to myself until I have the real one together with you.I love the picture thanks my Lady
Everything you said in your message are well understand before ever you are saying it now to me,be rest assure you are very safe with me, If I may ask you is this box is very private to you alone or is for the whole place to view?.
Regards to the oath am agree with you,now how do it take the oath?,secondly I will surely send you my Identification before the week runs out becuase am very busy person at work,though I have not attach anything in the system but I ask boy in the office to teach me how to do it.But I most tell you don't nervous about the whole thing ,don't be surprise is your expectation.
For your information am on two weeks course with shell petroleum hard quarters( Netherlands) started from on the 4th Aug 2003,so we are to be in Netherlands on sunday that is on the 3nd,what did you think my Lady?.
Finally,where do we go from here?,we dont have time to waste you know,am just waiting for you to say Tim. go ahead.we have already spray some money around for the officials in position to make thing right the way we want it to done.And am very sorry I miss some figures of my telephone number which I gave to you today because am not very familiar with my own number you know, the correct number is : {+234-803-339-3969} instead, please do take note anytime you want just call.Finally I don't undertsand the Wellington you are talking about our family is very big in my Place as matter of fact we are from Royal home,but that is not very necessary for now,we have enough time,my uncle is the Governor in my state.
Awaiting for your response rugently( God Bless)
Yours faithfully
Timi Wellingtonv
PRINCESS MARGARET
Date: 29 Jul 2003, 12:13:14 PMMy Dear Tim (if I may now be so bold)
Thank you for the kind comments about my picture which were too generous. Ever since the unfortunate death of Priapus, my beloved husband, the years have not been kind to me. I am not the spring chicken that I was, although following example I try and rise to each obligation as it is thrust upon me.
In regards to your question, yes, ths box is fortunately private for my eyes only. However this does mean that when I am away on official business, for instance visiting our gallant troops in Iraq or Toxteh, then I will be out of touch for a short while peforming these essential duties.
The Oath of Allegience is a very straightforward document. It is a form of words, administered to you by Sir Michael Barrymore, the official responsible for such tasks, by e-mail. (He will of course be unaware of the nature of our business together). You then are required to print out the text, sign and date it together with your photograph and return to either he or I as an attachment. Once this formality is taken care of, then we may proceed very quickly to an amicable business dealing.
The 3rd of August seems to be very short order to complete this business as I have to arrange travel arrangements, which means obtaining security clearance (I normally travel incognito to avoid fuss, you understand). But perhaps we can get things sorted in time.
I am disappointed about the Wellington connection. The Duke of Wellington was a fine soldier who played a key role in the war against the Zulus and so I assumed you would be connected.
MARGARET
TIMI WELLINGTON (tiwellingt@yahoo.co.uk)
Date: Tue, 29 Jul 2003 21:15:17 +0100 (BST)My Dearest Princess,
Thanks for your prompt response,please am looking forward for the oath document immediately for my endorsement.
Please, how old are you now my dear {Princess}?. please for how long now you have lost your husband ?,And am really really sorry for the death of your loved husband. Regards to the wellington you were talking about,you don't have to be disappointed our wellington are educated people we don't like violence we are very peaceful people,I hope one day very soon I will invite you to my place and you will have a wonderful time, is like youare in another world entirely.
My {Princess},please I like to ask you something, now who is in your life now, have you re-married or something like boyfriend something like that?,please don't mind me am a funny person okay, you know what your worlds are very gracious just like the way you look like in your picture.
Finally, {Princess} did you know how to chat online?,If you are ,then just give me one day to learn how to chat,so that I can always chat with you in the evenings after work.
Awaiting for your response( God bless) sleep well.
Cheers
Timi Wellington
PRINCESS MARGARET
Date: 30 Jul 2003, 06:10:17 AMMy Dear Timi
How lovely to hear back from you again so soon. I appreciate your interest in me and find the attentions of such an astute businessman as yourself quite flattering!
In regards to your questions: I am now in my mid 50's and my dear, late husband has been gone for four years, after the tragic golfing accident in the Cairngorms. The Duke of Margate was using a number four iron, his attention was momentarily distracted by some passing buffalo and well, an terrible incident took place. It is still upsetting to recall the matter. Although I might easily take offence at your insistent curiosity, for some reason I am not, and seems fair to respond to your questions in the way you deserve. Since you press the point, there is no one special in my life at present. I have been connected in the press with several gentlemen, but there is really no truth to these rumours. To be frank I am a lonely widow.
I will tell Mr Barrymore to send the oath for your attention at once, and hopefully this can be soon attended to.
MARGARET
MICHAEL MONTAGUE BARRYMORE
[Princess Margaret's legal counsel]From: "michael montague barrymore" To: tiwellingt@yahoo.co.uk Cc: hrhPrincess_margaret Date: 30 Jul 2003, 06:20:21 AM Subject: OATH OF ALLEGIENCE
Dear Mr Wellington
OATH OF TEMPORARY ALLEGIENCE TO THE BRITISH CROWN
OUR REF UTWERP 30703/1A
WHERAS in respect of anticipated business with the CROWN (as per incipt REX MARGARET) here is the text of the aforementioned OATH OF TEMPORARY ALLEGIENCE:
'I ............ BEING OF SOUND MIND AND BODY, DO WITH HUMBLE MERKIN SWEAR FEY FEISANCE IN THIS TIME OF OUR RIGHT ROYAL BUSINESS, PER ALL TWIGLET QUIMS'
Please PRINT OUT, SCAN and ATTACH this document, signed with your passport and photograph for completion of this protocol as SOON AS POSSIBLE.
I remain sir,
BARRYMORE
Michael Barrymore AASA, DFC,
HER MAJESTYS COMMONWEALTH COMMISSIONER OF OATHS
2645 Gooliepully Road
Stringalonga, TOCUMWAL,NSW,2714
Phone: (02) 9298 3777
Fax: (02) 9298 3780
TIMI WELLINGTON (tiwellingt@yahoo.co.uk)
Date: 30 Jul 2003, 06:46:14 AMSubject: Wellington to Barrymore
Dear M.M.Barrymore,
Thank you very much for this message,I shall get back to (Her Highness Margret-Princess) as soon as possible with it.
I thank you once again for the opportunity given to me and I look forward to work with you honestly.
Yours faithfully
Engr. Timi Wellington.(Hon.MBA.PC)CH.
TIMI WELLINGTON (tiwellingt@yahoo.co.uk)
Date: Wed, 30 Jul 2003 23:21:20 +0100 (BST)My Dearest Princess,
How are you doing this evening to your self?, anyway thanks for your message and I do receice receive that of oath from Mr Barrymore,there's no problem I will be sending before friday becuase am very busy at office since we will be leaving on sunday night to arrive on monday in Amsterdam.
Please My dear Princess permit me to say this,you know you look more younger than your age, what is the secret in it, I which !!!!!!, anyway you are sweet I must tell you this.Dont worry what ever people say about your love affair just keep doing anything that will make you happy okay this is very important for every one,soon or later you will not be a lonely widom while you will become under 20s just take from me okay,now what did you say about coming to see me in Amsterdam?,I can't wait to see you.my princess you what you are not just flattery but you are something else, smarter then your ago,please Princess dont make me confused,please don't think about yesterday but think about today and tomorrow,I love everything in it. .
Awaiting for your response very urgently,sleep well My Princess, and good night.
Cheers.
Timi Wellington.
PRINCESS MARGARET
Date: 30 Jul 2003, 05:12:59 PMMy Dear Timi
Your charming curtesies, I must admit, brought a blush to my cheeks and a flutter to my girlish heart. You are so very kind making these remarks, and I am most grateful for your attentions.
As soon as Mr Barrymore has received a copy of the Oath and approves its worth, then I am sure that things will move quckly. Please make every effort to expedite matters as I hope to be able to meet up with you Amsterdam next week.
Perhaps after our business is completed we might consider a social engagement, perhaps tea and cucumber sandwiches at my hotel? Alternatively perhaps a game of miniature golf? I appreciate that this is irregular, but feel that we have a lot in common you and I, and so much that we could discuss. I would of course be chaperoned by my bodyguard Helmut, but he can be quite discreet about matters should circumstances necessitate it. Of course, I will be able to confirm such arrangements once I have seen your photograph, and been reassured by Mr Barrymore as to your genuineness. I would hate to discoiver that you are a smelly little con man or anything terrible like that.
I eagerly await your next message.
MARGARET
TIMI WELLINGTON (tiwellingt@yahoo.co.uk)
Date: Thu, 31 Jul 2003 08:40:45 +0100 (BST)My Dearest Princess,
As soon as possible today I should be able to get the oath back to Mr,Barrymore,and I also thank you for the two special questions and the rest of your message were quite understood. But,I will appreciate if you withdraw one of your statement such as being a smelly con man I don't compromise this kind of word at all,please do not make me feel sad over the whole thing,you just have to take those kind of nagetive thoughts from your mind completely to allow good things happen between us do you understand.Depite am not a businessman for now at least am not poor,I don't sell my pride for money I'm already blessed,business or not business, work or not work I can't be poor,we are not rich but we are not poor and we very pround and we thank God for that for grace.
Princess,We have two things happening here can't you see that?,My princess do permit me to put in this form (1) Business (2)Love Affair,this is quit interesting,and please do not take two items as one,we should treat them differently okay,at the end of the day,you are going look exactly as I earlier on discribe you in my previous mail,but my Question is this,you think you can handle it?.,anyway ,My Princess you will see me briefly in my picture I want you to see real creature live,right now am tidding up my office for my two weeks course in overseas,you know very busy person married to my work,and in two months time I want to resign I want to go into the world,I have to go the office my Princess,I talk to you in the evening,but dont forget to withdraw your statement,and tell how you feel last night,did you have sweet dreams?,you know what I paste your picture in front of my screen watching your sexy eyes,you are Cool,am looking at you as 20s,not 50s,I hardly comment on woman you are sharming sweet 20s.
Do have a wonderful my Princess.
Please response to me now,in the afternoon I will crosscheck mail box in the office okay.
Cheers
Tim
Note: Please do let anyone reads my message.
PRINCESS MARGARET
31 Jul 2003, 03:48:01 AM
My Dear Timi
My apologies for creating a touch of ill feeling between ourselves. Of course I meant nothing personal by the casual phrase 'smelly con man'. This is just a form of words, written perhaps too hastily by a tense woman who worries unduly about such things. Yes, others have been whispering in my ears but after reading your soft words I feel more and more inclined to ignore their reproaches. I have no reason to believe that you are nothing else but a genuine, caring person, a shrewd intelligent businessman, and with both our best interests at heart, my dear.
Yes you are right: ever since we first communicated I have sensed a growing je ne sais quois between us, that indefinable romantic something which presages happiness. I hope you know what I mean. I am eager to meet up with you in Amsterdam and let feelings run their course. Is this foolish woman being too bold? Does the exotic call of our coming encounter make me careless? I hope not. Tell me more about yourself: perhaps your pants size, so that I can buy you a little something extra as a token of affection before we meet.
Hurry soon to send the documentation to Mr Barrymore and let us vigorously pursue business and affection, which you have so wisely divided, at the soonest opportunity.
MARGARET
Her Royal Highness Princess Margaret VC, Duchess of Great Tesco, Stewardess of Llareggub, Prioress of Lotto,
Room 101
The Royal Les Dawson Suite
Kensington Doss House,
Buckingham
London
FU2 GlT
TIMI WELLINGTON (tiwellingt@yahoo.co.uk)
Date: Thu, 31 Jul 2003 23:11:33 +0100 (BST)My Dearest Priness,
How are you doing am very tired today you know,anyway I just manage to get this document of a thing across to you or Mr, Barrymore,listen woman am not doing this not because of the business,but because of you,you know what am talking about okay,you can find the document and my old picture I don't really have time for this kind of things am very busy person at work,I just check my drawer and pick up this old picture okay just manage the way it is,if you need thousand picture you will get them when meet,down here I not chance personal matters except I travel out of the country at least for the two week am going to sleep well and eat well too.
My princess your apology is accepted,you there too many talk these over everything, but you just have to beleive that what you are doing is real and it will real for is bad to other people,but if you beleive is bad it will be bad,I'm a scientist we beleive everything is real and that is why we can event some out from what we beleive on.I just want to tell you that you are not foolish or careless is what bound to happen,though am younger than you,but does not really make any difference to me or you perhaps is lovely anyway.
I tell you business or no business you most be a very sweet woman in every aspect,wel until then,wel you ask the seize of my pants?,you better dont start it because am very expensive person with high taste in everything in life,any way I will tell you,how do I start now?,
1) my trousers is W36" L34" inhes,
2) shirt is : XL."
3) SUITE IS: 52"
4) MY HEIGHT IS : 1.7M.
SO PICK ANY OF YOUR CHIOCE AND THANK FOR ASKING AT ALL.
My, Princess I only two days to stay, so going to send you THE NNPC FOREIGN PAYMENT APPLICATION FORM.By tomorrow for to fill and endores it and send bank for me to enable submit it for endorsement before leaving the country so by mid of next week the fund should be ready for you in their off-shore foreign payment office in Netherland,so when you are coming to see you will just use opportunity to visit their office for the fund,so that you can give them instruction where the fund should be sent to your account or wherever you wnat it.
Now I want to sleep,Princess I hope you are not a ghost,let me have your private phone for God sake and let me speak to my dealing,I dont even bother since you dont want to call save your money but let spend my little money to call.
I talk to you tomorrow morning before going to the office okay,sleep well My princess ( God Bless)
Cheers
Timi
PRINCESS MARGARET
01 Aug 2003, 04:19:56 AM
My Dear Timi
I am sure your Oath, as submitted with the accompanying image will do splendidly, although I will wait to hear from Mr Barrymore who is the authority in such matters. It is such a pleasure to see what sort of man I am dealing with. Those strong, intelligent features speak far more about your honesty than any amount of this to and fro-ing by e-mail can ever do. I am now eagerly impatient to meet up and discuss these matters more intimately.
I have made a careful note of your measurements, and could not but notice what a well built fellow you must be! Do you work out or exercise much? I do so like a fine figure on a man! I am thinking of having a pair of bespoke plus fours made for you with cap. Would you prefer lemon nylon or scottish tweed?
The issue of my private phone number is a difficult one and no just for reasons of security. Please pardon this faint hearted female if I am still a bit nervous even after the expansion of our sentimental rapport. I have been led astray, and faced bitter disappointment in the past. You may have read about my unfortunate relationship with Lord Peter Wimsey, and the heartbreak which entailed. Oh such is the lot of a truly romantic heart! Tell me Timi, and I ask this frankly and openly as a woman. Do you you might hold a lonely lady such as I in high regard?
Assuming that all is well, let us arrange a meeting for next week in Amsterdam. What do you suggest? I can give you my hotel arrangements shortly.
MARGARET
TIMI WELLINGTON (tiwellingt@yahoo.co.uk)
Date: Fri, 1 Aug 2003 10:38:35 +0100 (BST)My dear margaret,
How are you doing this morning?, sorry I came night from place of work yesterday and I was very tired I just tried to response to you message,please did you receive my message?,I just manage to send you that picture is very old one,anyway, did you like?,
My princess, please tell me something when did you fill romantic last,,just tell me your love life now,because you said in your previous message that there's one is in your life for now,then how are you couping with your love life tell me quickly,Margaret while did you want to buy a gift for me?,tell me you are in love?.
You what princess send your full posture to me where you dress very simple and sexy,I want you in full from your head to your tolls,and stop to talking to me idiomatically,talk to me exactly the way you are feeling right in your heart ,and body at that particular time.
Awaiting for the full picture and your response urgently(Have a wonderful day Princess
Yoursfaithfully
Timi
PRINCESS MARGARET
01 Aug 2003, 04:31:40 AM
Dear Timi
I so love to hear from you, and read your ardent words, the excitement of which brings a sudden ray of sunshine into the gloominess of life here at the Palace. In regards to your questions, I will try and be frank, but revealing so much about my self is difficult for reasons I have explained. This is all so sudden and unenexpected! There is no real romance in my life at the moment, although I have occasionally found solace in the company of men such as Sir Eric Morcambe and Lord Ernest Wise. We have linked arms, and visited casinos and hunts with friendship and warmth; we have attended the opera and Royal car boot sales, but nothing has really filled the void within me, that yearning for someone ... special.
As far the picture of me I will have a look. Most of the many images I have are formal portraits, and the type of thing you wish is harder to think of. What will you do with it, my dear? It is too much to hope that it will find a special place?
MARGARET
PS do you want an elasticated waist on the trousers I am buying for you?
TIMI WELLINGTON (tiwellingt@yahoo.co.uk)
Dear Sir,AttN; michael montague barrymore
Thanks for your attention please kind find the document in attachment.
Thank you and God Bless.
Regards
Timi Wellington
MICHAEL MONTAGUE BARRYMORE
01 Aug 2003, 04:46:53 AMSubject: Re: OATH OF ALLEGIENCE
Dear Mr Wellington
Our ref : uwanker/1803
OATH OF TEMPORARY ALLEGIENCE
WHEREAS I have received the OATH OF TEMPORARY ALLEGIENCE please note to fulfil protocol in this substantive instance, your ADDRESS is required, as per QUIM VAS DEFERENS interdict reg 1:78.098.
Please RESUBMIT at your earliest convenience for satisfaction, when I will be pleased to defer agreement to HER MAJESTY.
Regards
BARRYMORE
TIMI WELLINGTON (tiwellingt@yahoo.co.uk)
Fri, 1 Aug 2003 14:07:59 +0100 (BST)My Dearest Princess,
Thanks for response so promptly,but you not answer some my question,that is if you like the picture?.
Answers to your questions,I need that your picture just for me to see how you look like on the other side back,front and side,your height and so on,I dont need for somethings else is just an ordinary paper you know I request for it you should some smart one I want to it.(2) No, I dont some muck like elastic waist,but I like the one with belt hole to fex designer belt you know, and any of those colour you mention is okay something you know if I put it on you will like it yourself is okay by me.
And thanks for expressing littile bit of your love life,but I know you find more romatic life outside those group of people you mentioned just think about it.you need something more than not just going out visiting and drinking,you need something that you and he will remain privately just two you alone,if you remember when you were 30s,how you do it just you amd me,alot of funs inside.And thank you for your kind remark on my fit,am a sport man, I keep fit all the time.
About your hotel arrangement yes you can go ahead,but you make it around where we are staying, we are stay in Den Hang,so if you want to make any booking it should be in City like ROTTERDAM, that is where the holy wood start stays whenenver they visit Netherlands.then if I should ask you how do intend to book,for how many rooms or do like it to be just brief me.I ask you if you are in Love or Not,please aanswer this question.
Finally, mr Barrymore said II should fix my address,which I for got and now I dont much time going back to the draw board I will give him the address and let him fix himself because I dont think I have that time for now.And you can keep your phone number to yourself okay.I just want to let you know I have been opportunity to know a lot of Kings and queens,high class of people and presidents, I' belong to the Royal Crown,but I dont discus it with the reasons best known to me,I like private and preserve life I feel more better within common people am the last of my parents,maybe we talk about allthat later in the day.
Awaiting for your response urgently,
Cheers
Timi
PRINCESS MARGARET
02 Aug 2003, 04:35:19 AM
My dear Timi
I am so flattered by your continuing attentions. I have located the more informal shots of me which you have asked for and, with some hesitation, now attach them. (I have a few taken on the beech at Bikini Atol last year somewhere but, perhaps fortunately, these have not yet been scanned!) One shows me in the Grand Entrance of Doss House, taken last year as the new Rembrandt arrived. There is also one of me enjoying a drink at the Palace bar during a toast to the Prince of Wales, and the last shot is one taken of me during an relaxing moment at the Brixton Opera Gala. As far as being in love, this is a question which sadly I must frankly answer in the negative. The joys of sentimental attachment are something which have been for sometime missing from my life. My poor heart is a desert, untouched by the sweet rain of romance.
I think that you are very wise abhoring the elasticated waist on the plus fours. My late husband was a devotee of the belt and braces as far has his pants went, and most gentlemen are. Presumably you will also want turn ups and a double stitched crotch?
As far as the business arrangement are concerned, bookings will be made shortly at a suitable hotel in Rotterdam as you suggest. I do hope that we can find somwhere suitable, quiet and discreet, perhaps with a waterbed. I do love those.
Please write again soon, I look forward to hearing from you.
MARGARET
TIMI WELLINGTON (tiwellingt@yahoo.co.uk)
Fri, 1 Aug 2003 22:52:36 +0100 (BST)My Dearest Princess,
How are you doing?, did you receive my mesage of today,and I send my address to Mr. barrymore to fix in the document because very tide up here due to fact we be leaving the countery in few days time,if I had the time I could resend it again to him,but am not dealing with th palace but am doing this just because of you.
Anyway I hope you are fine,get back to me as soon as possible before my travelling to Europe.
Awaiting for your response urgently( Good night Dear Princess)
Yours faithfully
Timi Wellington
PRINCESS MARGARET
02 Aug 2003, 04:38:38 AM
My Dear Timi
Yes, I have just replied to this. I am sorry for the delay, but I was at Windsor judging the sheepdog trials and it took a long time to get the hairs brushed out of my gown.
Margaret
TIMI WELLINGTON (tiwellingt@yahoo.co.uk)
Sat, 2 Aug 2003 18:08:10 +0100 (BST)My Dearest Princess,
Thanks for your response, but I do not understand your message,if you can kindly enough to explain what exactly the meaning of your message.
Please whatever that is the matter do come straight and let me know there's no point of speaking in idiom,Princess what is going on here?.
I will be on my way tomorrow, so kindly response to this message before leaving so figure out my faith regards to my proposal to you.
Awaiting for your response very urgently
Cheers
Timi Wellington
PRINCESS MARGARET
03 Aug 2003, 02:42:33 AM
My Dear Timi
Now I am perplexed, my dear. What else could I make clearer? Surely we both know there is more to this than just business?
But we will have time aplenty to clear up these matters, and so much more I feel. I have made resevervations for Myself, and a small staff, at The Westin Rotterdam Hotel -Weena 686 3012 CN Rotterdam, arriving Tuesday.
The number of the hotel is 90 212 230 05 06. For security reasons I will be booked in under an assumed name, which will be Irma Wanker. The chappies there have secured me a waterbed and so I am doubly delighted.
Please confirm when, and how, you wish to meet. A few drinks by the pool perhaps, (Helmut is also an excellent cocktail steward) once I am settled in? MARGARET
TIMI WELLINGTON (tiwellingt@yahoo.co.uk)
Deasr Sir,Am very sorry, it escape me,am a very busy person because tidding up for my overseas trip, please fix the address for your purpose thus: Timi Wellington.
Home Address: Plot 6a,Oboug Apan Avenue.Port-Harcourt
River State,Nig.
Thanks for your understanding.
Best Regards
Timi Wellington
MICHAEL MONTAGUE BARRYMORE
03 Aug 2003, 07:25:59 AMSubject: Re: OATH OF ALLEGIENCE
Dear Mr Wellington
OATH OF ALLEGIENCE ADDRESS IN ADDENDUM PER INCIPIT TWIX
Our Ref ugit/2803
WHEREAS address is now IN RECEIPT by this office then on full understanding of quim deluxe aforementioned is approved for the COMPLETE MERKIN WELLINGTON.
I remain,
Barrymore
Michael Barrymore AASA, DFC,
HER MAJESTYS COMMONWEALTH COMMISSIONER OF OATHS
2645 Gooliepully Road
Stringalonga, TOCUMWAL,NSW,2714
Phone: (02) 9298 3777
Fax: (02) 9298 378
TIMI WELLINGTON (tiwellingt@yahoo.co.uk)
Date: Mon, 4 Aug 2003 07:49:54 +0100 (BST)My dear Princess,
Kindly print out the attachment and complete the form with the information below,then put your name as the contractor or as beneficiary and your account details where you want this fund to be paid into,if you can send it then today it will be be submitted to the authority for approval ,you may likely to receive the fund this week,my Princess this very very important for both us okay,then when we meet shall discuss some important things as such investment am having in mind,I want to become good businessman with you by my side I beleive I nothing to worry such good advice and so on. For your information I receive clarance/approval from Mr.Barrymore.Let start to the ball rolling,what did you say?.How sweet you must be apart from business,anyway let me see what you can perform all round, but remember is me and you only no third part inter-ferance,anyway is depence on you,the way you want it am ready for you untill when we meet.
CONTRACT SITE: PORT-HARCOURT
CONTRACT NO: NNPC/PED/3127-x99
CONTRACT CODE : NNPC/PHT/R111-99
CONTRACT AMOUNR: USD$12.5 MILLION DOLLARS.
NATURE OF THE CONTRACT: SUPPLY AND INSTALLATION
OF 200,000. POLYPROPYLENE PLANT AND 100,000.
MONAX- AXIAL TURBINE FLOW FOR PORT-HARCOURT REFINERY.
Please call me as soon as you receive this message,
Yours faithfully
Timi Wellington
PRINCESS MARGARET
04 Aug 2003, 01:35:54 PM
My Dear Timi
Try as I can, over several hours, I have been unable to open the attachement. I even asked our technical person here at the Palace, Mr Caractacus Potts, to have a go but it was to no avail. Are you sending items from a proper computer? I know such things are rare in backward countries. With time getting short until we have to travel to our rendezvous perhaps I can ask you bring a copy of the agreement with you? Then, over cocktails and scones at the hote,l we can fill out details together. I may need some help in this matter in any case as I am not very experienced with this sort of thing. I do so hope this will prove an amicable solution.
I have now got your plus fours packed and ready. I have decided upon a fetching nylon pair with belt up waist and a 43 inside leg, and trust that any late adjustments can be made by your village elders later back home. A high peaked deer stalker will complete a most elegant effect and I cant wait to see you in it..
Let us hope that we meet soon I am most anxious to take matters to the next stage! Please remember my travel name when you contact the hotel as the management have been told to be alert for terrorists.
TIMI WELLINGTON (tiwellingt@yahoo.co.uk)
4 Aug 2003 07:18:06 +0100 (BST)My Dearest Princess,
Thanks for your message,and am sorry for my late response,so how are you doing?,be informed I have arrived on sunday morning.You can reach on this phone number: 0031- 61 776 0537.Now as soon as you arrived in you your hotel just give me a call,but make sure you call before leaving Uk, to enable me get some clearance.
Don't not worry am aware of we're getting involve into,but you have to make me safe okay,then I assure you total affection than just this business,because is just temporary,the other one remain as long as it lasted and is all depence on you.
Please do take note. Now that we are meetings you should understand that I don't like publicity,I like very private life's is just you and me only,secondly you should understand that still a civil servant, we must assure ourself safety that is the only way we can succeed for the whole thing okay,I don't what to say anything now until I see you,If you want me to take down to when you were 30s,just tell me now before your arriving.meanwhile you are very smart for change of name at the hotel,and please do not address me too as timi I dont know what to ask but before then I tell you okay,now you are confusing me.
Margargaret,tell me what is going to happen on that waterbed you went to choose?.
Finally, Regarding our project am sending you a NNPC FOREIGN PAYMENT APPLICATION FORM which you are to complete endore it and send it to me,to enable me submit it to the bank for approval for the payment of the fund in your favour.
Hope for your call this time.
Cheers
Timi Wellington.
PRINCESS MARGARET
04 Aug 2003, 01:47:27 PM
My Dear Mr Timi
Hopefully by now you will have received my earlier message. I have had great technical problems in opening your attachment which is very attachment, and for a while almost brought me to tears. Please assure me that this is just a hiccup, and not any monkey business.
As far as how things between us turn out, let us just see what develops. I am sure that you would not wish to presume anything and I have no false hopes. I have booked a suite with a waterbed and a ice bucket, fresh flowers, and can make of it what I will. (Have you ever tried one of these beds by the way? They are ever so bouncy.) Once this business is out of the way, I will want to celebrate, to dance, laugh, sing and be young again. Would you deny a mature woman this little self indulgence? Let us make sweet music together while we can.
Timi, please contact me at the hotel tomorrow.
MARGARET
TIMI WELLINGTON (tiwellingt@yahoo.co.uk)
Date: Mon, 4 Aug 2003 23:22:04 +0100 (BST)My Dearest Princess,
I have just receive your funny message,you are not serious at all ,Look don't make me talk okay,first I used that bed and dump okay,and I have no village I was born in the town and am still in the town so I don't if village is existing in this all world,Princess you did not try to open it at all, I know you so busy packing your beg and bagages to come to Holland,anyway I will get the copy for you when we meet okay and we can fill together as you suggested,that is exactly how you wanted it no problem.
Anytime you get to the hotel just call me on phone number okay the number is :+31- 61- 776-0537.you must call me try be a nice.
Awaiting for your response urgently
Cheers
Timi Wellington
Note: In the Hotel just call me David,I decide like you do too.
PRINCESS MARGARET
04 Aug 2003, 04:56:05 PM
Mr Wellington
I think you are forgetting to whom you are addressing yourself. I am of half a mind to cancel the whole thing. I am not accustomed to being called a liar. I am seriously considering cancelling this whole thing, your tone is suddenly so hostile. I thought it was too good to be true, and perhaps I have been fooling myself. What do you say to this?
MARGARET
Her Royal Highness Princess Margaret VC, Duchess of Great Tesco, Stewardess of Llareggub, Prioress of Lotto
TIMI WELLINGTON (tiwellingt@yahoo.co.uk)
Subject: Re: Don't be upsetDate: Tue, 5 Aug 2003 07:39:21 +0100 (BST)
My Dearest Princess Margaret,
How are you doing this morning?,My Princess you don't have to be upset at me,I don't not called you a liar okay,How can I called you a liar please don't understood me,it when you asking me some funny funny question,Like when you were talking about the eldest man in my village to adjust the pant and if I have seen or uses such beds before I was just laughing and say that you are not serious is just too funny,I did not you are liars my Princess okay,I'm not hostile and I can not be hostile person business or no business to anybody,Never say you are fooling yourself again no one is fooling one another okay, is you some time you use some hostile words idiomatically,and I use to remind you I dont understand what you say to me sometime,and you will say to me you don't means something hostile to me ,in fact as I continue to talk you I begin to get use to you and your words and am enjoying it so much.
My Princess tell me were you not ready to come before?,now I went back to my message I sent to you last and I don't anything I said to you that is hostile I begin to wonder I understand what you saying,Princess please don't hurt me.Anyway am holding on to my faith is up to you to decide.
Princess.We are having leatures this morning,and I have to go now,meanwhile you haven't you call me? I want to hear your voice,wel before I go I just want say something,it may sound stupid or look to you but I begin to have some kind of feelings like passionate with you.
Hope to see you soonest.
Cheers
Timi Wellington
PRINCESS MARGARET
05 Aug 2003, 05:00:11 AM
Mr Wellington
I am off to the airport shortly, and after reflection have decided to take much of what you say on trust, although you will understand that my interest in you has cooled somewhat. I hope that I won't be disappointed by the outcome of our little liaison. Helmut is coming with me, and my dog Ulrika, but otherwise our party will be travelling light. Please do not be intimidated by his presence when we meet. He will only have my best interests at heart although I quite understand that his mute, bullet-headed appearance may be daunting. However if you make no sudden moves, and keep smiling, then all will be well. I say this with your best interests at heart.
Let me hear from you at the hotel this evening there's a good fellow.
MARGARET
TIMI WELLINGTON (tiwellingt@yahoo.co.uk)
Tue, 5 Aug 2003 10:39:01 +0100 (BST)My Dear Princess Margaret,
I hope you are very fine by now?,Am very sorry my Dear Princess, I don't mean to call you a liar okay,how could you be ,you are not ok, Am waiting for you okay,I can't wait to see you.I just finish one leature I decide to check if you have receive message.
Have a wonderful and safe flight.
Hope to you later today,please do call me as soon as you arrive at the hotel okay.
Cheers
Timi Wellington
[Lecture? is he in school? Oh yes, the course with Shell.]
PRINCESS MARGARET
05 Aug 2003, 05:05:21 AM
Mr Wellington
You have my reply. Behave like a gentleman and all will be well and you are likely to get what you deserve. I will expect to see you shortly.
Our room at the hotel is 69.
Please try and dress smartly.
MARGARET
TIMI WELLINGTON (tiwellingt@yahoo.co.uk)
Date: Tue, 5 Aug 2003 17:14:19 +0100 (BST)My Dearest Princess,
I shall be with you as promise tonight for sure.
Cheers
Timi Wellington
PRINCESS MARGARET
To Scamo-Readers: Sadly, Mr Wellington's hoped-for elevation into royal circles is somewhat premature.
TIMI WELLINGTON (tiwellingt@yahoo.co.uk)
Date: Tue, 5 Aug 2003 17:54:32 +0100 (BST)My Dearest Princess,
Thanks for your message I called the Hotel with the name you gave to me as IRMA WANKER, AND OTHERS,IN RM 69,There was no such guest names existing in that Hotel.
Anyway, when ever you arrived just give me a call and I will be with you in thirty minis.
Take care of your self,until I hear from you again,
Yoursfaithfully
T. Wellington.
PRINCESS MARGARET
05 Aug 2003, 12:26:21 PM
My Dear Mr Wellington.
Apologies! I discover that our party has been booked in under another name, that of Isa Muppet. I am mortified at the the inconvenience I have caused you You should try that. Please speak clearly and distinctly as I know how hard it is for staff to understand pigeon english. Failing that, perhaps you would care to join our little party at the bar? I am told they do a fine cocktail here. In this case I will keep you a place free with a big bowl by the finger buffet, and hang your new pants over the backof the chair so you really can't miss it.
Please hurry, Mr Wellington; we really do not have all night you know!
MARGARET
TIMI WELLINGTON (tiwellingt@yahoo.co.uk)
Tue, 5 Aug 2003 20:46:50 +0100 (BST)Dear Princess,
Dont be frustrated,just keep enjoying yourself with your staffs I will joint you in the two minis.
Tim
PRINCESS MARGARET
05 Aug 2003, 02:43:51 PM
Mr Wellington
Where on earth are you? Your phone number does not work and we have seen neither hide nor hair of you all evening. I fear we have been misled and I will sadly instruct Helmut to pack the cases, so that We are not further embarrassed. I am most displeased. I had thought you were sincere and honorable. Now it seems my original description of you as being a smelly little conman was right after all.
What do you have to say my good man?
MARGARET
TIMI WELLINGTON (tiwellingt@yahoo.co.uk)
Date: Wed, 6 Aug 2003 06:40:32 +0100 (BST)Keep on your funny jokes,am enjoying it a lot,just keep talking,am sure you a unfortunate Princess it'a a shame,it's a disgrace that you can even express your inner pain of fustrations.
I'will be with you in the less two minis sorry my lady
Just keep enjoy your waterbeds and flowers, spend your money for good time as long I have not drink your red wine with you,you don't need to be deplease.
cheer's
Tim
PRINCESS MARGARET
06 Aug 2003, 01:26:05 AM
My Dear Timi
It seems that finally the penny has dropped, after all these weeks.
Your pathetic attempts at fraud are currently being enjoyed online by many grateful readers - so how does it feel you being taken for a ride, mugu moron?
Thanks for your photograph and address by the way, very useful for the authorities.
'Margaret'
TIMI WELLINGTON (tiwellingt@yahoo.co.uk)
Date: Wed, 6 Aug 2003 12:26:42 +0100 (BST)Thank you my good friend I really your fun,there billion of photograph and address in world,you know it your self,for your information you have not taken for a ride because I have not move from sit okay,if you still need more photo address I will suply you for the authority in case if don't know real authority please do let me know ,that is while you are still a wise mugu meeeeeeeeeeee You have problem, Let me suggest something why don't you open a big firm where you can start attending to clients in one year you can become Bill Gate.
Take care men, I like your way,but use it well.
See you late bye
Tim
PRINCESS MARGARET
06 Aug 2003, 06:45:29 AM
Nice try, con boy. Tell it to the police.
TIMI WELLINGTON (tiwellingt@yahoo.co.uk)
Date: Wed, 6 Aug 2003 15:40:51 +0100 (BST)Thanks for your mails, dont worry about police they are already aware for your information we are all working together,like your stye but use it well,so you can be a professional just like me,you can choose to be want you want to be,this want I choose to do ,because am once a vitim and I wouldnt let go,I have to get back what I lost,just like what you are going through now,if you don't decide to joint them since you can beat,it is a big problem for you, because you dealing with the ghost no face no name, faceless deal, few come real ,but many came as a deal,you may loss and you may game.
Take of your self and pop in anytime we have some jokes,I can teach you better if you want to gain,is nice talking to you,take care.
Cheers
Tim
PRINCESS MARGARET
06 Aug 2003, 09:27:10 AM
Its a real sob story. I am amazed that you can still struggle on, what with the stress of sending one unoriginal scam mail after another, falling for scam-baiting and with the handicap of congenital illiteracy...
TIMI WELLINGTON (tiwellingt@yahoo.co.uk)
Date: Wed, 6 Aug 2003 19:27:01 +0100 (BST)My guy,
In addition to my previous response,please anytime you receive such letter don't bother to response to them okay,a lot of people they are aware of your style the fact is that you can never and make changes,this scam we are talking about it has been in existence for past 100 years in difference ways forms.
If continue to response and communcate with them like the way you to me and other people you will sure end up upsetting yourself because theyor I have nothing to regret nothing if is to go to jail they/I will and comes out and continue even more harder than the way they were,you can't stop fraud is happening everywhere in the whole world in different version, such as credit cards,checks,in stock exchange,even within the real co-operate and Government organisations,please my good friend, just ignored whenever you receive such letter this were you become a winner,if not it will continue till are become a dead man, and even you walk up it will still continue with you where you stop, how about that,just keep your mouth short when you see anything like that, and don't be a griding person but if you are you will fall in.
You are my are friend now,just take care of yourself my guy,have a nice evening.
Cheers
Tim
PRINCESS MARGARET
06 Aug 2003, 01:27:27 PM
Timi, have you ever heard the expression 'If you find yourself in a deep hole, stop digging'? Stop this whining defence of your laughable attempt at fraud. I am not impressed by your mugu messages. Get off your fat butt, leave the internet cafe and go get yourself an honest job.
TIMI WELLINGTON (tiwellingt@yahoo.co.uk)
Date: Wed, 6 Aug 2003 18:44:10 +0100 (BST)Hi friend,
Is't not stressful for to still talking the whole,why can you take a rest and let us talk about good things,than talking about scam or no scam,please do use dictionary english before using them.
If you don't talk other good thing than this issue I think we have to quit from this contact,what did you say?,we could be friends and let foregot this matters okay
Tim
PRINCESS MARGARET
My dear friend Mr Wellington feels he has to make friends. Is he worried that I may do something rash, or is he the incurable optimist?
TIMI WELLINGTON (tiwellingt@yahoo.co.uk)
Date: Wed, 6 Aug 2003 22:37:58 +0100 (BST)My friend
Honestly you a big fool I should ask you to quit from internet,because I don't sleep becuase of other people problem get a better don't giving yourself a sleepless time of this matter,I know i do what am doing that is why you all the time with internet don't worry my friend you will soon have a nice mugu that will keep you busy okay, please don't kill yourself because of this matter is a very good job I will really miss you if you develop hypertension over this matter.
My guy, I have a good thing am doing live,chains of companies and are doing well,while am here doing my own thing,I want to have that thing like Bill Gate,Your we must not not do the same,if you decide to be saint,I decide to be devil it does't make any difference,am between the good and the bad,if you are clean you will not falling in,but if not clean you become a client like you,my good friend.Don't worry am cool okay very cool my guy.If I sight you live I will pull your pant it for money right in your front,if you don't I will ask my boy to flog you very well,so that next time you receive this kind of letter you will just delet it fast.
my guy,what is your chat Id,so that we can alway chat online since you sleep with net like me,I like you sha.
Finally,answer to your question is that I have never find my self in a hole for more than 20 year am in this business,the law and rule of it is that even if you find your self in a hole, no expression, you accept it,you face it, don't ever think of expressing anything remain in the hole as a new place of living until when you find your way out out of the hole,or if it is to end up there no regret what so ever,that is the convinant from the day you became one you must take an oath with blood not like the one you sent to me white sheet of paper no no you not serious I told you long a ago.I can/t stop digging untill I catch good mugu that can two to three million Dollars,then I take a brake for some time,with that money I will spend 30% out to people in need charity home,not bad mugu like you men you are disturbling me,we want this money to go round not some group people enjoying this money alone no is too bad let it go round no one will like to commit crime you know.
Are you affraid? please don't be this a small world,if you dont know,people that are involve in this game if you say so,are well educated people, lawyers,doctors,engineers, top top people of this society,some of them own big Banks,manufacturing company of multi billion us dollars establish in every part of the world,they meet you any place want to be meet with first class ticket, what kind of life you want to live again ?,men I hope you are not missing something here?.
Please let me sleep for today we talk tomorrow( God Bless you and take care of yourself.good night
Best reagrds
Tim
PRINCESS MARGARET
06 Aug 2003, 04:12:45 PM
Timi, have you been drinking cheap spirits again? I can't make head nor tail of most of this latest gibberish. As for your hope that 'If I sight you live I will pull your pant it for money right in your front,' all I can say is that it must be local custom, whatever it entails. But do write again, it's an education to see how a master criminal operates...
TIMI WELLINGTON (tiwellingt@yahoo.co.uk)
Date: Thu, 7 Aug 2003 06:39:39 +0100 (BST)My Dear Margaret,
Thanks a lot for all the jokes and some funny words,and all your response in difference ways and names, It's nice to have you online,please do ignored when ever you receive any kind of letter and go on with your life.
Take care.
PRINCESS MARGARET
07 Aug 2003, 01:27:37 AM
On the contrary, scam boy, I have two or three of your fellow cyber crooks on the go at the moment - each equally as stupid as you... but thanks for the entertainment, and bad luck with the rest of your 'business opportunities'.
More to come?