QUEEN TAKES PAWN

The death of Princess Margaret appears to have been exaggerated. At least this Lad hasn't heard about it. We enter in mid-correspondence, but lose nothing by it. This story is not yet over. Italics by Her Royal Humorousness.

Dear Scamorama
As a recently dead royal, I was surprised when a Nigerian accepted the chance to involve this personage in one of his wonderful schemes. Naturally, I involved my courtiers Sir Arthur Scargill
[British trade unionist, former head of mineworkers union], Spike Milligan and Sir Bendit Beckham. My Nigerian friend has also had the benefits of sending a courier to 10 Rillington Place with documents and faxing premium 1.50 pounds per minutes lines. Now read on (first of several). Its good to put the boot (or in this case the Buckingham Palace Slipper) on the other foot for once..

M

PS He is still communicating with Me,poor man


CURTAIN RISES ON DONATUS IBE, SCRIBBLING AWAY IN LAGOS CYBERCAFE

From: Donatus Ibe (don_ibe2002@yahoo.com)
To: hrhprincess_margaret@hotmail.com
Subject: I am Waiting for your positive reply.
Date: Wed, 27 Feb 2002 03:03:14 -0800 (PST)

Dear Princess Margaret

I felt overwhelming yesterday when I receive your e-mail reply. I am now rest assured that the problem is presently half solved for the royal family to accept my request.

However, this fund belongs to the Late Head of State of one of African Countries. Like I did explain in my first letter, they uses our Company to export to Overseas huge sums of money pretending that what they are sending Aboard are personal effects.

[ScamO note: as we learn later, he is talking about Felix Houphouet-Boigny, the first president of Ivory Coast from 1960 right up until he died in 1993.]

Unfortunately, these consignments were Deposited here and have not yet concluded arrangements before his sudden death, hence my arrangement to take the advantage to take them away after waiting for many years without any body showing any indication for claim.

The fund will be carried out from this Country through Diplomatic Immunity under the first declearant of personal effect. If she (Queen) wants the fund to come direct to her in England I will work it in that direction otherwise the point of destination is Amsterdam Holland.

The procedure is not hard, we will write application to the director of foreign operation of our Company requesting to release the consignment to us. I will send to you the Text of the application letter which you will re-write and fax same to our company. I am the person who is going to receive and approve the release of the consignment in conjuction with other Directors but those Directors did not know about this arrangement.

If more details are require by the Queen, she is free to contact me on my mobile telephone Nr. 234 803-3218120 otherwise if her own mobile is given to me I can as well contact her for further information.

I am confidentely waiting for good news.

Respectively yours,

Mr. Donatus Ibe


DONATUS IBE TO P. MARGARET

From: Donatus Ibe (don_ibe2002@yahoo.com)
Date: Thu, 28 Feb 2002 01:26:15 -0800 (PST)
Dear Princess Margaret,
I have just read your mail please can you put me through on the following:

1. Explain very well the terms you want me to be expanded

If Mr. Arthur Scargill is going to represent her marjesty please tell him to go ahead and contact me so that both of us can discuss on further procedure of this transaction.

I am waiting to get your quick response.
Regards,
Donatus Ibe.

DONATUS IBE TO P. MARGARET AGAIN

From: Donatus Ibe (don_ibe2002@yahoo.com)
To: Princess Margaret (hrhprincess_margaret@hotmail.com)
Subject: I AM WAITING FOR MR. ATHUR'S CALL
Date: Thu, 28 Feb 2002 02:41:11 -0800 (PST)
Dear Princess Margaret,
I have read through your mail. Please note the following.

1. This money is not coming through bank transfer rather we are taking this money out from our country through diplomatic courier. Otherwise if through bank transfer many eye will be on it and all participant will receive criticisim. The fund is in cash in security comapny into 3 boxes. Please read my first proposal letter to be more understanding. I am still waiting to receive Mr. Athur's telephone call. I am now out of office you can only reach me on my mobile 234-803-3218120.

Regards,
Donatus Ibe.

DONATUS IBE TO P. MARGARET YET AGAIN

From: Donatus Ibe (don_ibe2002@yahoo.com)
To: Princess Margaret (hrhprincess_margaret@hotmail.com)
Subject: WAITING FOR IMMEDIATE REPLY FROM QUEEN'S PALACE
Date: Fri, 1 Mar 2002 03:05:19 -0800 (PST)

Dear Prencess Margaret,

Your mail of yesterday was received. I am sorry for Mr. Seargill unaccomplished efforts in trying to reach me. I am sure, you will see it yourself that our telephone system are not efficient like in overseas otherwise, my mobile is on round the clock. All it requires to get through was patient and contincous trying the number. Please bear with me.

In aspect of seriousness, I am sure, I should be more egger than you people but all you have to note is that things must be followed procedually. Beside this, I am sure am equally keen to expedite action.

The question of prince is well noted but he should know that one great thing must be guided against, and that is out Intergrity and reputation. We must avoid someting that will bring pree eyes.

The consignment must leave the Nigerian vicinty on its own to avoid Criticism and Scandal both on the royal family and on my own personalty who has invested over ten years in service. In view of the above, I am of the suggestion that we partially guide our respective interest by agrreing. On certain conditions and signing of such condition into legal way.

This I require from the Royal Family, a representative name, his or her address. The address must be where the consignment will be delivered. If these information were given today. My lawyer will prepare the the agreement over the weekend and by next week monday I will fax a copy for your perusal and later same day send the original through D.H.L to your address for your endoresment. This will give both of us the required confidence to Invest what ever the business demands to be completed. This as you must have understood is my final opportunity and an inheritance of my over ten years of active labour in service which I must be courteous in all aspects of the transaction.

Finally, If it is impossible for Mr. Scargill to reach me, he can give me his own mobile number to get back to him.

I am waiting for your immediate responds.

Donatus Ibe.

P. MARGARET TO DONATUS IBE

Princess Margaret (hrhprincess_margaret@hotmail.com) wrote:
Dear Mr Ibe

Mr Scargill has tried to contact you a couple of time, but your number seems unavailable. Are you really serious about this business? The Royak Family would not like to compromised. Both her Majesty and I are keen to expedite matters as soon as possible.

The Prince of Wales asks if he can use his private jet to collect the boxes when they are ready as he has diplomatic immunity, and it would simplify things considerably. He can easily make the journey from the Royal Flight in Bollockshire.

Margaret


DONATUS IBE TO P. MARGARET WITH FORMS

From: Donatus Ibe (don_ibe2002@yahoo.com)
Date: Mon, 4 Mar 2002 04:33:53 -0800 (PST)

Dear Princess Margaret,

Attached is the draft of the agreement prepared by my lawyer. I am expecting immediately to receive your approval of the agreement so as to enable the lawyer get us the original copy today which will be send to you tomorrow morning through DHL courier service. Finally, tell Mr. Arthur to give me his telephone number so that i can contact him. I am tired in waiting invane for his telephone call.

Thanks.

Chief Donatus Ibe.

DONATUS IBE IS STILL SERIOUS

From: Donatus Ibe (don_ibe2002@yahoo.com)
To: Princess Margaret (hrhprincess_margaret@hotmail.com)
Subject: I AM STILL SERIOUS
Date: Thu, 7 Mar 2002 02:16:22 -0800 (PST)

Dear Margaret,
I received your mail this morning. I am sorry for the delay. It's due to the fact that my lawyer is trying to put all in order. I am sure he is going to send you the agreement this afternoon. As soon as he did that, i will collect from him the tracking number of the documents and the same will be communicated to you through Mr. Scargill telephone number please bear with me.

Extend my greetings to her marjesty and please tell her that i am still serious to conclude this business with her.

Regard,
Chief Donatus Ibe.

DONATUS IBE TO P. MARGARET

From: Donatus Ibe (don_ibe2002@yahoo.com)
To: Princess Margaret (hrhprincess_margaret@hotmail.com)
Subject: I HAVE SENT THE AGREEMENT TODAY
Date: Thu, 7 Mar 2002 06:57:03 -0800 (PST)

Dear Princess,
I have just received your e-mail and your instruction well noted. I will not contact anybody until Mr. Scargill is on his feet. As soon as his out from the hospital please keep me inform so that i will contact him for our discussion.

However, i have sent to you the Agreement today through my lawyer Barrister Christian Obi. The tracking number of the DHL is 4337618213. This document will be in London tomorrow, please contact the nearest DHL office in your area so that you will know when the document arrives. The DHL here said that the address you gave to me is not correct. The route number is not in their address book. Make sure you contact them tomorrow so that you will direct them on where to deliver the document. E-mail me as soon as you get the documents.

Regards,
Chief Donatus Ibe.

NB: Please contact the DHL office with tracking number above.

DONATUS IBE TO P. MARGARET: CALL DHL!

From: Donatus Ibe (don_ibe2002@yahoo.com)
To: Princess Margaret (hrhprincess_margaret@hotmail.com)
Subject: very improtant
Date: Fri, 8 Mar 2002 03:41:18 -0800 (PST)

Dear Princess

Please do not fail to call the nearest DHL office in your area to check if the document has arrived. As soon as you confirm it's arrival, please give them the correct address where they will deliver.

I am waiting to hear from you.

Regard,

Chief Donatus Ibe.

DONATUS IBE TO P. MARGARET: IS EVERYTHING OK?

The documents having been sent to 10 Rillington Place Sir Arthur Scargill is, sadly, ill...

From: Donatus Ibe (don_ibe2002@yahoo.com)
To: Princess Margaret (hrhprincess_margaret@hotmail.com)
Subject: Is every thing O.K.?
Date: Sat, 9 Mar 2002 07:34:18 -0800 (PST)

Dear Princess

You did not mention the type of credentials you need from cess,me to be satisfied for what we are doing.

However, have you received the agreement? Please confirm that to me immediately so that my mind will be at rest. Do not forget that it is because of her majesty"s conviction that nececeted me to include my personal and my wife's pictures.

If that is not enough for her, please let me know exertly what she want. If it is something that i can do, I will do that without westing time.But make her to understand that we are doing the business privately so what ever she wants must be private.

How is Mr. Scargill's health today? I hope he is responding very positively.

Thanks

Donatus Ibe.


DONATUS IBE TO P. MARGARET: DONT KEEP ME WAITING SO LONG

Fortunately the Queen Mother, having recovered from her own recent demise is able to step in, travelling by moped to collect the documents

[Chief Donatus appears to feel they are on a first name basis now]

From: Donatus Ibe (don_ibe2002@yahoo.com)
To: hrhprincess_margaret@hotmail.com
Subject: Dont keep me waiting so long.
Date: Tue, 12 Mar 2002 09:34:30 -0800 (PST)

Dear Margaret,

I received your mail yesterday and I am sure by now, Queens mother must have collected the document.

Please If she has done so do inform me immediately so that we will proceed further. As soon as the agreement is signed, I will start arranging for the shipment of the consignment. The freight arrangement have been done. I am now waiting for the return of the agreement so that I can speedy the movement.

I am sure, the agreement will be signed because there is no addition from the draft I sent to you earlia. Please dont keep me waiting so long.

Donatus Ibe.

DONATUS IBE TO P. MARGARET: I AM DOING MY BEST

In creep the first doubts perhaps?

From: Donatus Ibe (don_ibe2002@yahoo.com)
To: hrhprincess_margaret@hotmail.com
Subject: I am doing my best.
Date: Sat, 16 Mar 2002 04:05:04 -0800 (PST)

Dear Princess.

I received your mail of yesterday. I am very much happy to read from you that you have sent to me my copy of the agreement. I am now rest assured and I will try my best to keep to my promise.

However, the courier used, the name was strange to me and I have made many enquires since yesterday but could not locate their office here in lagos.

While waiting for the documents to arrive, I have already started obtaining all the necessary documents that will backup the freighting of the consignments.

By monday afternoon, I will fax to you the already obtained documents. All you can do for me is to send to me immdiately the fax number I will use to fax those documents to you for your perusal and the time you will be near the mechine to pick the documents so that no one will read and know what it is.

Finally, If there is any assistance you will offer in getting the office address or telephone number of the courier company, please do not hesitate to forward that to me.

Happy weekend.

Donatus

DONATUS IBE TO P. MARGARET: I DONT UNDERSTAND

A few messages later and the Chief is still patient..

From: Donatus Ibe (don_ibe2002@yahoo.com)
To: hrhprincess_margaret@hotmail.com
Subject: I dont understand the Fax you mean.
Date: Wed, 20 Mar 2002 08:57:26 -0800 (PST)

Dear Princess,

I did not understand what you mean by re-confirming my fax number.

I only ask you to send to me through attachment the copy of the aggreement you sign and was send to me which has not arrived. If I am not serious, I wouldnt have been bordring my self daily. I am only trying to protect myself from being cheated.

Do not be annoyed as I am doing what I think that is good to me or do you want us to work without the agreement?

Please I will be on site tomorrow by 10am my time and I am hoping that you will comply before that period.

Chief Donatus.

DONATUS IBE TO P. MARGARET: ENTER SPIKE MILLIGAN

Sir Spike Milligan tries his hand at collecting documents..

From: Donatus Ibe (don_ibe2002@yahoo.com)
To: hrhprincess_margaret@hotmail.com
Subject: I have not received my own copy of the agreement.
Date: Fri, 22 Mar 2002 02:58:16 -0800 (PST)

I received your mail. I am trying my best to ensure that the documents are ready in no distant time.

I want you to understand that it involves money and as a matter of facts, I am doing my best.Everything will be on my hand this everning. I will try to fax them to you by monday. More so, the consignment will leave this country definitly next week. Please reconfirm the address where Sir Spike will receive the consignment.

This address reconfirmation is very important and urgent.

Happy weekend.

Chief Donatus.

DONATUS IBE TO P. MARGARET: SMILE!

From: Donatus Ibe (don_ibe2002@yahoo.com)
To: hrhprincess_margaret@hotmail.com
Subject: You will hear from me before closing hour.
Date: Mon, 25 Mar 2002 03:34:11 -0800 (PST)

Princess,

How are you this new week?

You will hear from me before the end of office today SMILE; All is perfectly ok.

Regards. Chief Donatus.

DONATUS IBE TO P. MARGARET: CONFIRMATION NEEDED

By now Donatus has wasted money on courier, internet access and now very expensive fax numbers (selected from fax junk mail, so he might have got some water cooler information back)..

From: Donatus Ibe (don_ibe2002@yahoo.com)
To: hrhprincess_margaret@hotmail.com
Subject: Confirmation needed.
Date: Tue, 26 Mar 2002 07:23:42 -0800 (PST)

Dear Princess,

I am still waxing strong to raise some money to pay to the Diplomatic Courier Company that will carry the consignments. The receipts will get to you this everning. Meanwhile, did you receive the copies I sent to you yesterday everning?

Please comfirm that immediately so that I will know that the fax number is working fine.

Chief Donatus Ibe.

DONATUS IBE TO P. MARGARET: SYMPATHY NOTE ON THE DEATH OF HER MOTHER

News of the QM's death reaches Nigeria.. naturally this puts things back..

From: Donatus Ibe (don_ibe2002@yahoo.com)
To: hrhprincess_margaret@hotmail.com
Subject: I AM INDEED VERY SORRY.
Date: Fri, 5 Apr 2002 00:41:05 -0800 (PST)

SPECIALLY FOR HER MAJESTY

HEARTFELT SYMPATHY MESSAGE.

THINKING OF YOU AT THIS TIME WITH DEEP SYMPATHY.

I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT YOU'RE
REMEMBERED AT THIS SAD MOMENT IN TIME.
THERE'S SO LITTLE THAT COMFORTING WORDS
CAN DO.
ACCEPT WHAT HAS HAPPENED.

WHEN GOING THROUGH LIFE, CHALLENGES AND CHANGES
THE BEST WAY IS TO KEEP ON TRUSTING GOD.
DON'T LOOK AT THE BIGNESS OF WHAT HAS HAPPNED,
BUT LOOK AT THE GREATNESS OF Y'R GOD.

MAY THE SPRINGS OF COMFORT LIGHTEN YOUR
HEART AND GRANT YOU THE FORTITUDE AND
STRENGHT TO WEATHER THIS STORM {AMAN}.

HEARFELT SYMPATHY MESSAGE FROM
CHIEF DONATUS IBE.

DONATUS IBE TO P. MARGARET: BUT BACK TO BUSINESS

The national period of mourning over, Don now wants to get a move on

From: Donatus Ibe (don_ibe2002@yahoo.com)
To: Princess Margaret (hrhprincess_margaret@hotmail.com)
Subject: Re: Welcome back.
Date: Mon, 22 Apr 2002 05:41:50 -0700 (PDT)

Dear Princess,

I am happy that everything has again started and I am also glad that we can talk again after many days of National Mournning. I Pray and believe that her soul and the souls of all the faithfull departed has rest in the boosem of the lord. In faith, we will all meet her in the palace of God were we will part no more.

Concerning the documents, I will try my best to ensure that I re-send same back to you again through e-mail attachment before 12 noon tuesday.

For the assistance I need from Her Majesty, I am still expecting to hear from her when she will demand for the information to send the fund to me to settle the companies we surpose to pay.Once more, the balance still remain $43,000 for Diplomatic courier services and $80,000 to Global Security company. Total amount to be paid $123,000.

Thank you again in advance for your kind assistance.

Chief Donatus Ibe.

P. MARGARET: PLEASE RE-FAX

Princess Margaret (hrhprincess_margaret@hotmail.com) wrote:
Dear Chief Ibe

Please refax the documents as the fax machine did not work properly.

How would you like the introduction phrased? Obviously the Royal Family will have to remain at a distance from any risky matters.

Arthur Scargill will be pleased to write something if this is acceptble.

It will certainly be good to meet up. Perhaps we can arrange a discreet drink in the Tesco Room here at the Palace if you are agreeable.

Margaret

DONATUS IBE TO P. MARGARET: BEEN BUSY

From: Donatus Ibe (don_ibe2002@yahoo.com)
To: hrhprincess_margaret@hotmail.com
Subject: Attachment
Date: Fri, 29 Mar 2002 01:45:05 -0800 (PST)

Dear Princess,

I am sorry that you have not heard from me since the last two days. The reason was that, I am busy looking for money to secue the problems at hand.

However, I think that I am trying my possible best. I have ben able to perfect some things we surpose to do before the consignments leaves the security company. I am sure, you received the document and a payment receipt which I faxed to you on 44 906 031 1013 three days back. The document was certificate of deposit, which was officially, released after paying $200,000 out of $280,000 Dumorrage bills which the consignment incured since 7 years of safe keeping.

Having received the certificate in our hands, the consignments are already yours. Be happy again, I have discussed with the Courie Company that will freight the consignment to the address you gave to me. In that case, we agreed on $165,600 . Which, include the insurance of the total consignments, its special delivery and Vat. Out of the total charge of $165,600, I have made a transfer of $122,600 to them on the 26/3/02 and the balance of $42,600 remain unpaid while they have agreed to carry the consignments on the 4th April 2002 after completing the balance payment on or before then.

You can now see the level of my effort. I want you to discuss this issue with her Majesty. Tell her that I needed her help now to enable me complete the payments. The consignments will be in London on Thursday next week the date the courier company chossed. Upon her prompt responds, I will get the account information of the two companies for your transfer to them.

Please it is urgent that we complete the payment on time so that the Deplomatic courier will not fail on their agreement. I am sure, her majesty will never delay.

Finally, I have started planing on my trip same next week. Please they asked me in British embassy here to get letter of invitation from the person i'm meeting in London. I want you to help me fax that letter to me today on fax number 234-1-7592895. I have an appoinment with the Embassy official on tuesday 2nd April 2002. They promised me that as long as I get the letter, they would give me travelling visa immediately. By Gods grace, you will see Chief Don in person, on Sunday the 7th April 2002.

Thank you and I am looking forward to meet you that D.day.

Chief Donatus.

DONATUS IBE TRIES VISUAL AIDS

Now the Chief and we are confused - who is this person and why do we need this paper? Too many scams on the go at the same time, We feel..

[Ostensible sender is the dead president himself, Felix Houphouet-Boigny.]


DONATUS IBE TRIES YET AGAIN

From: Donatus Ibe (don_ibe2002@yahoo.com)
To: hrhprincess_margaret@hotmail.com
Subject: ATTACHED LETTER.
Date: Wed, 24 Apr 2002 06:47:16 -0700 (PDT)

Dear Princess,

Find attached the documents. I have been trying since yesterday to fax them, but the fax number you gave to me did not work.

I am sure the fund will be arranged now.

Yours
Chief Donatus Ibe.

DONATUS IBE IS WAITING TO HEAR FROM P. MARGARET

From: Donatus Ibe (don_ibe2002@yahoo.com)
To: hrhprincess_margaret@hotmail.com
Subject: Re:I am waiting to hear from you.
Date: Thu, 25 Apr 2002 03:27:14 -0700 (PDT)

Dear Princess,

I am still waiting to hear from you. I hope, you receive my attached documents yesterday as per your demand.

Please do contact me today so that I will know the next line of action.

Please Note that all the telephone numbers you gave to me are all not working. I am earger to contact you if I should get any working number.

Regards.

Chief Dopnatus Ibe.

P. MARGARET STILL HAVING FAX TROUBLE

Princess Margaret (hrhprincess_margaret@hotmail.com) wrote:
Dear Chief Ibe

We have yet to receive the faxes we have been expecting. Before we can release any funds we see them.

Margaret

DONATUS IBE IS PEEVED

Now the chief gets a bit peeved..

From: Donatus Ibe (don_ibe2002@yahoo.com)
To: hrhprincess_margaret@hotmail.com
Subject: Re:If you need my home number before you can contact me please tell me.
Date: Wed, 1 May 2002 09:23:07 -0700 (PDT)

Dear Princess,

I have begining to doubt the seriousness from the Palace.

How can you tell me that I am not serious were you gave to me fake numbers to contact you? What do you think I am? Look, I dont want to misunderstand you that is why I am keeping my cool otherwise, why must you suffer me for nothing sake? If you are not interested why not tell me so that I will look for a capable hand to assist me.

The numbers you gave to me are all non working telephone numbers, How do you want me to reach you and your Mr. Scargill? Why not call my own working number?

Princess, I am of the oppinion that YOU SHOULD CALL ME ON 234 803 3218120. No one has ever complained that my is not good except you. What wrong have I done? number or do you think that my business is not existing? Please come out boldly and tell me exertly what you have for me instead westing my presious time for nothing.

There is no history that will tell you that after applying for the collection of any consignment and the application is guranted,such consignment surpose not to stay again in the care of the security company for more than seven working days. You pretended as if you can be of any assistance to me at the initial time but now you have just decided to behave funny.

Please for Gods sake, Your number 00 44 1 9061 219775 is not even connected to any satelight. Another your number 00 44 1 9061 206273 is not working.

If you dont want me to contact you why not contact me today on 234 803 3218120. I will be glad you did that.

Thank you and please let this matter be treated before you made your travel. I want to hear from you today if possible.

Chief Donatus.

If can be patient enough to call me on my residential telephone number, please let me know so that I will give you the number asap.

Chief.

DONATUS IBE IS CROSS

Ooh he is getting cross - clearly a wronged man! The Queen has opted to use a different con artist! Sir Bendit Beckham sends his regards.

From: Donatus Ibe (don_ibe2002@yahoo.com)
To: Princess Margaret (hrhprincess_margaret@hotmail.com)
Subject: Re:we must be serious now.
Date: Fri, 10 May 2002 06:01:49 -0700 (PDT)
Hellow margaret,

I have not seen were I failed to perform. I asked for your telephone number before you attempted to offer to me a non working number.

I tried to send to you my original documents but regreatably the document you claimed to have received was sent back yesterday by DHL dueto wrong address you gave to me. Now who is practising dubious character?. I am sure that you and whom ever you claimed to be concerned which i am not sure do not want to do the business with me.

I am not surprise that another person contacted you if all you have been telling me is simply the truth. My only regreat was that you did not receive the documents I sent to you which I include my pictures to enable you see whom you are dealing with and to demonstrate my clear conscience towords this business.

I can not say that I am disappointed because I will only source for another person for assistance. If you are ready to do the business with me, why not give me a working telephone number or why not call me on my own telephone? Why is it that a whole queens palace does not have a working telephone? Time is ment for serious things so do not waste mine in vain. I need only a word fron you. Are you ready to assist me or not?

Chief Donatus.

THE QUEEN PUTS HER FOOT DOWN

--- Princess Margaret (hrhprincess_margaret@hotmail.com) wrote:
Dear Chief Ibe

The Queen feels we should abandon the attempts to take matters further. We have given you numbers several times which have been working and you have failed to make contact. The phone number you have supplied us does not seem to work. Naturally Sir Bendit Beckham and I will be disappointed not to close matters on our impending visit to Africa.

Fortunately another gentleman, Mr Odiah Newman has now contacted us with a similar scheme and we will take advantage of his more business- like approach once the formalities, so conspicuiously absent from your own working practice, have been established. He has got documents to us already, and is even offering a lower commission rate than yourself.

It is a shame, but I am sure you will understand that the British Royal Family cannot risk involvement in dubious undertakings without being assured of the probity of likely business partners.

(As I previously mentioned I have been away on Court Business for a few days until now which is why this reply has been delayed.)

Margaret

DONATUS IBE DOESN'T GIVE UP

Still he hopes and hopes..

From: Donatus Ibe (don_ibe2002@yahoo.com)
To: hrhprincess_margaret@hotmail.com
Subject: Are you tired of my business?
Date: Fri, 10 May 2002 09:57:42 -0700 (PDT)

Margaret,

I have waited for you for a long time and I do not want to spay any of my time again in waiting for nothing. If you are unaware of the telephone being bad, what of the address given to me? I am not happy that my document could not reach your end or do you think that we are joking?

I have already sent to you by attachment the documents I have already obtained and the balance therein is what I needed the assistance from your end.Did you want to tell me that the Royal household can not assist me on that little amount?

Dear Margaret, I am the type that does not deceive anybody. Having involved myself into this type of business does not mean that I am of a cheating type. It is not going to benefit me if I because of name collect what can not solve my problem thereby creating bad name to my self.

I am whom I am. If the Royal household has decided to assist me, I know that such little help can not be hard for her to do. I am ready to contact whom ever you want me to contact if there is any working number.

Finally, were are the consignments going to be sent? Is it to the non-locate address the DHL could not be found? Please, my major problem is not mostly that of money assistance but were the consignment will be sent to saftly so that my many years efforts will not be in vain.

Please advice urgently.

Chief Don.

P. MARGARET BRINGS IN REINFORCEMENTS

The cast multiplies - and so, apparently, does Chief Don's gullability

Princess Margaret (hrhprincess_margaret@hotmail.com) wrote:
Dear Chief Donatus

It is a shame that we were unable to conclude things with urself but perhaps it will turn out for the best. Mr Newman has spoken to Mr Scargill this afternoon, and full good will has been established. We are readying the currency for the first transaction.

I do not know what has happened with the communications between us, and it would be wrong to impune the Royal Household with allegations of misleading you in this regards. The numbers we gave you were correct and you may wish to examine your connections.

If you wish to continue a transaction perhaps for a smaller amount then I can give you the e-mail address of my Privvy Councillor Josh Penhaligon who will be able to help you up to a maximum of 20K , or I have a Argentinian contact Sgnr Gonzalo Torres who may be interested in speaking to you on his own account.

Margaret.

DONATUS IBE UNCERTAIN OF QUEEN'S GENDER

From: Donatus Ibe (don_ibe2002@yahoo.com)
To: Princess Margaret (hrhprincess_margaret@hotmail.com)
Subject: Re: second thoughts
Date: Thu, 16 May 2002 02:45:53 -0700 (PDT)

Margaret,

Am supprise to note these your unexpected behaviour.

What is wrong for me to contact you? If you can be a spokes person to her majesty, why can't you talk to me on phone?

Well, I am not ready to talk to a deaf and dumb person. You better talk to him on my behalf while you report to me what ever he said.

Finally one more chance: ARE YOU PEOPLE READY TO PROCEED FURTHER OR NOT? I want one world from you.

Do not refer me to any person if you are not interested any more. I am equel to the task to find whom ever i will do business with.

Expecting to hear from you ASAP.

Chief Don.

P. MARGARET'S FRIEND

Princess Margaret (hrhprincess_margaret@hotmail.com) wrote:
Dear Chief

To be fair to you and to give the best opportunity to prove your seriousness, the Queen has also asked that I give you the UK number for Sir Bendit Beckham: [a number of a bad tempered friend of mine]. This may be easier for you to get through to, given the time zones involved. Please stress that Princess Margaret has asked you to call in the matter of Arthur Scargill's special project. Although one of our most valued royal servants, Sir Bendit is slightly deaf, and please ensure you speak loudly and clearly. He has full authority to make a decision and has been fully briefed. You may leave a message. As I mentioned he will be in Africa soon as may want to arrange a meeting with you if things work out.

I will wait to hear what is decided.

Margaret

DONATUS IBE BEGINS TO USE BAD LANGUAGE

From: Donatus Ibe (don_ibe2002@yahoo.com)
To: Princess Margaret (hrhprincess_margaret@hotmail.com)
Subject: Re:Where is the fund going to be delivered? Answer me only this question.
Date: Mon, 20 May 2002 03:19:02 -0700 (PDT)

{Where is these fund going to be delivered, to the address you gave to me?}

Dear Princess Margaret,

I am not surprise to hear this comment from you. Look I am not care whom you wants to do business with, but my concern is for you to treat me as a business partner. The business am offering will benefit both of us so i did not know why the attention should go to one side. If I said that I can not break through to your phone, Why can't you call me. Are we not going to share the fund 50-50 basis? Why must the responsibility go to only my side?

Look, you are not helping matters. I am saying that your number is not working, then why not surprise me by calling me?. If you can not ordinarily call me on phone, then how can you entertain me when you see me in person. If you accept my business, you must cherish me and my character and correct me where I made mistake and not reffering me to talk to a deaf person.

I have told you that I am not the type to entise with money. I have managed funds for more than a decade, so I dont give dam. As soon as you were able to answer my question, I will continue with you. Where is the fund going to be delivered? Answer me ASAP.

Chief Don.

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