REALIO COULIO

Sir Marmite Luny-Binns of the Foreign Office reels in another Oath.
They'll be toasting him around the fire at Annie's Bar tonight!

Victor Coulibaly - scammer of sub-genus 'barrister'
(presumably he would have been joined by "banker" and "security" Lads had he shown any promise as a scammer)

Sir Marmite Luny-Binns - Regis Chamberlain at the Court of St. James and all-around good fellow
Also he and Lady Agatha Bristol are an item.
In fact, they're married, which is, like serious.
Michael Montague Barrymore - legal counsel to Her Royal Highness


Victor Coulibaly

From: Victor Coulibaly [mailto:vic_coulibaly9@yahoo.com]
Sent: 24 March 2006
To: vic_coulibaly9@yahoo.com
Subject: next of kin:my dear good friend

Dear sir,

I am Barrister Victor Coulibaly,currently representing a big oil servicing company in my country Lome-Togo in West Africa.My late client, Peter , who expatriate in my country,with his wife and their one child lost their lives in World trade center bombing on the 11th of sep. 2001. Beforehis death, my deceased client deposited two boxes containing $8,000,000.00 United Sates Dollars with a Security Company in Lome-Togo.

Here He accumulated this money from an onshore engineering award. I decided to search for any foreigner that has the same surname with my late client in repatriating the consignment since I found it unsuccessful to find a true relative to him. I want you to quickly file in for claim before the security company will declare the consignment unserviceable.

The said money was packed in cash in two boxes, the boxes was not opened, and he declared it as containing just family valuables of classified documents and he paid a high price for the special diplomatic service of deposit here (a category of deposit in which a customers consignment is never opened for inspection).

As you have the same surname with the decease, this is why I am writing to you so that I will assist you claim this consignment. I will prepare every documentation that will assist your claim. The consignment will be released to you within 7 working days after you have filed in for claims. I will like you to acknowledge the receipt of this e-mail as soon as possible,Please you also include your telephone and fax number for easy communication.

Sincerely,
Br .Victor Coulibaly(Esq)



Sir Marmite Luny-Binns

Dear Mr Coulibolocky

I am amazed that your message has reached this e mail address. Do you know who I am?

MARMITE

Sir Marmite Luny-Binns DFC
Regis Court Chamberlain
The Court of St James
Broadmoor
London FU2 GIT
0909 674 4848
http://www.freewebs.com/sirmarmite/index.htm



Victor Coulibaly

Date: Sat, 25 Mar 2006

Attn:Sir Marmite Luny-Binns DFC
Compliments
First and foremost thank you very much for your response.
Sincerely speaking the truth is that i am thrill by your mail .Before sending this mail to you,i watched your profile and knowing fully well that you are a learned partner,i decided to solicit for your assistance to retrieve the consignment from the security company and transfer into any account you may nominate.

once we agree,how it will work should be that you will forward your full contact details to enable me go to the security company and file an application for a change of ownership from the decease to your name as the current next of kin(beneficiary)
this is because the security company cannot release the consignment to me because i am not the next of kin.

When this is done,you have to write a letter to the security company as the beneficiary and instruct that the consignment should be released to me as your legal representative in africa.when it is released,i shall deposit it into a prime bank for onward transfer into any account you nominate.

Secondly,it will be my utmost pleasure if you make out time to come down to my country so that we can see facially and conclude the transaction within the security company.

I know your position in the british government and must keep this transaction highly confidential.Feel free to relate to me because this transaction is 100% risk free.Nobody knows this except both of us.

Be informed that the security company does not know the real content in the box to avoid raising eyebrow if they know its money.i am with the certificate of deposit received from my client before his death where the content was recorded as legal documents.

If you have any question, do not fail to reach me.

Looking forward to hearing from you soonest.

Wishing you GODS richest blessing.

Yours very very sincerely
Br.Victor Coulibaly



Sir Marmite Luny-Binns

Dear Mr Couliballs

I am still not entirely convinced that this is strictly legal.

What else can you provide to assure me that the business is risk free? It seems too good to be true. Will it take up too much of my time? I am a busy man and am worried about being spread too thinly.

MARMITE
Sir Marmite Luny-Binns DFC



Victor Coulibaly

Date: Mon, 27 Mar 2006

Attn: Sir Marmite Luny-binns
Compliments
How are you today?
I sent you mail without response.
Please get back to me asap.
Yours sincerely
Br.Victor Coulibaly



Sir Marmite Luny-Binns

Dear Mr Coulibalocks

Have you not had a reply back from me on this? I am worried now that your messages are going astray. After all, this is serious business and I rely upon absolute discretion.

MARMITE
Sir Marmite Luny-Binns DFC



Victor Coulibaly

Date: Sat, 1 Apr 2006

Attn:sir Marmite Luny-Binns DFS
This is to confirm that i acknowledge the receipt of your message.
my spirit convinced me that you are right person to conclude this noble transaction with me.

Kindly tell me what exactly do you need from me to convince you .

Looking forward to hearing from you soonest.

Wishing you GODS richest blessing

Yours sincerely

Br.victor coulibaly



Sir Marmite Luny-Binns

Dear Mr Goulibaly

I think before we can consider any business together, you would have to sign an Oath of Allegiance to the House of Windsor, the satisfactory submission of which we would take as an critical indication of your honest intent. Is that something that you would be prepared to do? It would considerably enhance our view of you as a prospective business partner. If you agree, then I can ask our official to send out the relevant paperwork by e-mail.

Kind regards

MARMITE
Sir Marmite Luny-Binns DFC



Victor Coulibaly

Date: Mon, 3 Apr 2006

Compliments
This is to confirm that i acknowledge the receipt of your message.
sincere speaking the truth is that i am glad to hearing that i will sign an oath of allegiance to the house of windsor which i am interested to do anytime of the day.
Looking forward to receive the paperwork as you said.
Wishing you GODS richest blessing.
Yours very very sincerely
Br.Victor Coulibaly



Sir Marmite Luny-Binns

Dear Barr Goolibaly

I am delighted to hear that you are an honest man sir, and prepared to act with honour accordingly, and will instruct the Commonwealth Comissioner of Oaths Mr Barrymore to prepare the necessary paperwork at once. You may be assured that, once this protocol is done with and we are thereupon assured of your sincerity in this matter, then you will quickly get that which you obviously need.

Kindly act quickly in this instance, as I imagine that modalities are pressing.

Kind regards



[ Of course no legal steps may be taken without the aid of Michael Montague Barrymore, QC. ]

Michael Montague Barrymore

Subject: OATH OF TEMPORARY ALLEGIANCE Coulibaly/1.MA/WANK.ER
Date: April 4, 2006

Dear Barr Coulibaly

OATH OF TEMPORARY ALLEGIANCE
# 1SA-CNT E.R. (Elizabeth II Regis)

WHEREAS PRINCESS MARGARET has asked that I invest you with the Oath of Temporary Allegiance to the House of Windsor, this is hereby done. I understand in respect of some pending commercial considerations a reply is required urgently.

Please note that the Oath, sent to yourself at this address as advised is a discreet formality and is NOT transferrable either to kin or tribe.

The OATH should be read out loud, printed out, and signed along with a witness (of no relation). Together with the completed document, scanned and returned to us, there should be in accompanyment a 300 dpi photograph of yourself, right hand raised proof postive of your fidelity and truth. To confirm this is your image, please display prominently in the image the relevant Oath code: 1MA/WANK.E.R.

OATH OF FORMAL ALLEGIANCE TO THE HOUSE OF WINDSOR

"I _____________________ of _______________________
County State of ___________________
do hereby solemnly swear that I will bear true allegiance to the House of Windsor in flagrente delecto, and support and sustain the Right Royal Business thereof; that I will maintain utmost discretion in fey vimtos paramount to all; that as total git I will discourage, discountenance, all breaking of this merkin troth, pledge my honor, to the sacred performance of this, my solemn Oath of Allegiance to the Royal Highnesses thereto. De Paquet Cheerios in flagrente delecto. Pro vom poppadom, vas deferens rexus quasi dominus poxy quims.

signed ..............................................
witnessed ..............................................
date ..............................................

OATH issued 3.4.2006 # 1.MA/WANK E.R

This Oath is issued by my office, as per commercial protocol and in lieu of a face to face appearance which, due to urgency and geographical distance, would otherwise prove impossible. Normally more documentation would be required but Her Majesty has graciously waived this element of protocol in this instance.

If you have any questions, please contact either myself at once or speak to a trusted legal representative.

I am sir,

Your humble servant
Michael Barrymore AASA, DFC,
HER MAJESTYS COMMONWEALTH COMMISSIONER OF OATHS
2645 Gooliepully Road
Stringalonga, TOCUMWAL,NSW,2714
Phone: (02) 9298 3777
Fax: (02) 9298 3780



Victor Coulibaly

Subject: FIND ATTACHED DOCUMENTS FROM BR.VICTOR COULIBALY
Date: Wed, 5 Apr 2006

Attn :sir marmite
Compliments
This is to confirm that i acknowledge the receipt of your message and that of michael barrymoore which i replied him asap including photocopy of my international passport and signed paper of oath of allegiance forwarded.
My good friend,i promise that this transaction is strictly confidental and be assured that this transaction is legitimate as the money is acquired free from drug,arms deal,terrorism nor terrorist related activities.
However i am thrill by your personal mannerism to justify that we are sincere partners in business.

Endeavour to contact me as soon as possible to retrieve the consignment from the security company to enable me deposit it into a prime bank here for onward transfer into any account you nominate abroad.
FIND TWO ATTACHED DOCUMENTS FOR PERUSAL.

Once again thank you very much for your willingness to assist towards this noble transaction.be assured that you will never regret to know me as your business partner.
Looking forward to hearing from you soonest.
Wishing you GODS richest blessing.
Yours very very sincerely
Br.Victor Coulibaly





Sir Marmite Luny-Binns

Dear Mr Couliballs

Many thanks for the prompt despatch of your documentation. I am just waiting for Mr Barrymore's final decision, as in matters pertaining to the Oath he, of course, should remain the final arbiter.

May I just compliment you on having such a distinquished and well educated face? It certainly bodes well for this whole matter and I must admit that my confidence is high that we will get you just what you deserve and in short order, too.

You may rest assured that Mr Barrymore will send news of his deliberations shortly and then things will move quickly from then on.

MARMITE


[ Tsk tsk, no picture of our learned friend with his hand upraised, as per condition of Oath. I am sure Mr Barrymore will not like that! -- Sir Marmite Luny-Binns ]


Victor Coulibaly

Subject: VERY URGENT FROM BR.VICTOR COULIBALY
Date: Thu, 6 Apr 2006

Attn:sir S.luny-binns Compliments Please confirm the receipt of my mail of yesterday so that we can move ahead. Looking forward to hearing from you soonest. Sincerely Br Victor Coulibaly



Sir Marmite Luny-Binns

Dear Mr Couliballoons

Yes I indeed received your message. My apologies for the delay in response. I had some state business with the Archbishop of Toggalbolok and was unable to get to the mails. I have however already replied to your message, read my reply there. Rest assured dear chap that I am eager as you to get you sorted.

Kind regards



Michael Montague Barrymore

Dear Br Coulibaly

OATH ref # 1SA-CNT E.R.

WHEREAS I am IN RECEIPT OF SAID OATH and have made due cognizance of said OATH, may I remind you of OATH COMPLIANCE as required per vas deferens regulations iid namely : 'Together with the completed document, scanned and returned to us, there should be in accompaniment a 300 dpi photograph of yourself, right hand raised proof postive of your fidelity and truth. To confirm this is your image, please display prominently in the image the relevant Oath code'

Please BE AWARE that this constitutes in our opinion NON COMPLIANCE in this instance and has meant temporary DENIAL of Oath accepance and your efforts to SUBSTANTIATE OATH COMPLIANCE WITH SUCH IMAGE is mandatory. Submission of said picture is THEREFORE REQUIRED within 7 DAYS or an in absentia remit will make said Oath null and void.

Precipts non vimtos cheerios paquet cherrios wankerit.

REGARDS

BARRYMORE



Victor Coulibaly

Date: Fri, 7 Apr 2006

Attn:Sir Marmite This is to confirm that we acknowledge the receipt of your message. Sincerely speaking the truth is that i cannot understand why Mr Barrymore still insist in his mail that there should be in accompaniment a 300 dpi photograph of myself , right hand raised proof postive of my fidelity and truth when i sent him on trust my international passport for perusal.

I suppose to be the one asking for your full identity because the fund will come from my side rather i decided that we should conclude this transaction on trust base on the fact that we are learned gentleman of order.Be informed that this transaction is my lifewire despite the fact that the fund is going to be transferred into any account you nominate my share still remains.

Please make Barrymore to understand that this is a transaction involving millions of dollars as the step he take will not help matters at all.He should be business minded and not jocular except if you are no longer interested.

If you are still interested,get back to me asap so that i will tell you how fast this transaction can be concluded.

Find below the mail sent to me by Mr Barrymore.

Looking forward to hearing from you soonest.

Wishing you GODS richest blessing.

Sincerely

Br Victor Coulibaly



Sir Marmite Luny-Binns

Dear Br. Coulibals

Many thanks for getting back to us so quickly. Naturally I was alarmed to see this discrepancy in the submission of your Oath. Now I am not on Mr Barrymore's staff, my dear fellow and so it is absolutely no point in adopting this somewhat peevish tone with me, as he always has final arbitration in these legal matters. I am sure that in your own practice, whether when dealing with argumentative goat herders, ju-ju hearings, or claims arising from botched initiation ceremonies and the like, you are just as strict with legal nicities concerned. Surely you understand the need for high standards in this case where discretion and loyalty to our needs are paramount, colonial subject or not.

All I would suggest you recognise is that the Oath depends on it being applicable to just one individual, without being transferable to village elders and the like, and one imagines that the photograph requested just confirms the identity of the applicant. We would not want any old tom, dick or harry jumping in at your end, would we?

Of course if you feel that this business is not, after all, so crucial and important as to fulfil this element of the paperwork and therefore work to a satisfactory conclusion for all concerned , all of here will be very disappointed.

Yours sincerely

MARMITE



Victor Coulibaly

Date: Fri, 7 Apr 2006

Attn:sir Marmite
This is to confirm that i acknowledge the receipt of your message.
infact i have decided to look for someone else abroad to assist me retrieve the consignment from the security company and share it amicable.

I am not interested to follow your requirement.

Once again thank you for the efforts so far rendered.
If there is any need to contact you as regards any other transaction,i shall do so.
Bye and take care
Sincerely

Barrister Victor coulibaly



Sir Marmite Luny-Binns

Dear Br Coulibaly

Naturally we are disappointed that we were not able to string you along some more.

As a 419 mugu scammer, you will be aware of the nuisance this causes a would be criminal. However rest assured that you have at least given my friends a good laugh, and your details have been passed to the relevant investigating authorities. With a bit of luck your pathetic messages may even appear online too as an example to others.

Now get a proper job, you moron as you can not work a con to save your life.

'Marmite'

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