updated march 21 2005

Sir Marmite Luny-Binns of the Foreign Office receives a curious religious missive from a complete stranger.

Frank Kingsley - scammer
Sir Marmite Luny-Binns - loyal subject of Her Majesty
Michael Montague Barrymore - his legal advisor

And the game's afoot!

now introducing
Cecil Ngoblah - Deputy Chief Cashier, Kreplach Brothers Merchant Bank
and his cousin:
Reverend Cuthbert Ngoblah MA [Oxon] - Treasurer of The Holy Bagel Community of Stamford Hill

Note about the Ngoblahs:
The Ngoblahs are an old Gloucestershire family - second cousins to the Parker-Bowles - whose early nineteenth century forefathers went out to the African colonies and spreading muscular Christianity and liberal amounts of their seed there.

Cecil works for the Kreplach Bros Merchant Bank but his cousin Cuthbert is a missionary who ironically is doing much the same as his great great grandfather did in Zambia - i.e. spreading muscular Christianity and liberal amounts of his seed but back here in England!

Frank Kingsley

From: Frank2 <kfrank@compaqnet.fr>
Subject: Beloved in Christ.
Date: Mon 02/28/05

Beloved in Christ.

It is by the grace of God that I received Christ, knowing the truth and the truth have this day set me free. Having known the truth, I had no choice than to do what is lawful and right in the sight of God for eternal life and in the sight of man for witness of Gods mercy and glory upon my life. I have the pleasure to share my testimony with you, having seen your contact from the Internet.

I am Mr. Frank Kingsley, personal assistant to late Mr. and Mrs. Williams, a British couple that lived in my Country for 25 years before they both died in a car accident late last year.

These couples were good Christians, they were so dedicated to God but they had no child till they died. Throughout their stay in my country, they acquired a lot of properties like lands, house properties, etc. As the assistance before their death, the husband Mr. Williams instructed his British lawyer to write his WILL. Because they had no child, they dedicated their wealth to God. According to the WILL, the properties have to be sold and the money be given out to a ministry in Europe, Asia and America for the work of God. As their personal assistant, copies of some of the documents for the properties were in my care while original copies where in the custody of the attorney. He gave me the authority to sell the properties while we give out the fund to the Ministries for the work of God and to the less privileged.

To cut the story short, we sold all the properties after their death, as instructed by my boss, Mr. Williams before his death. And as matter of fact, after we sold all their properties, expectedly realized a huge amount of money that runs into millions of dollars, and what supposed to be his percentage interest of his right legal fee was firstly deducted out of the total amount realized from the sold properties, this was based on the initial agreement between him and the Owner of the properties before his death. Therefore, the total amount left to be invested into God's work as instructed by the owner is $12,500,000.00 (twelve million, five hundred thousand US dollars) only. But Instead of giving the main fund out for the work of God as instructed to us by my boss before his death. We converted the fund to ourselves with the intention of investing the fund abroad for our personal use.

I was afraid of putting the fund in our local Bank here due to the recent probe on bank accounts, because I have to give account to the bank on how I got the money. I had encounter with Christ when Pastor Jeremiah was preaching on television concerning Ananias and Sapphire in Acts 5:1-11. After hearing the word of God, I gave my life to Christ and became a born again Christian. As a born again Christian, I started reading my bible and one day, the Lord opened my eyes to Ezekiel 33: 18 and 19. From the scripture, I discovered that the only way I could have peace in my life is to do what is lawful and right by giving out the fund as instructed for the work of God by my Boss.
I have asked God for forgiveness on my initial thought concerning the money, and I know that God have forgiven me. But I have to do what is lawful and right in the sight of God by giving out the fund to the chosen ministry abroad for the purpose of God's work as instructed by my boss before his death. After my prayers, I asked God to make his choice and direct me to an honest Christian that deserves this fund by his Grace. I then came across your address on the Internet as I was browsing through a Christian site, and as a matter of fact, it is not only you or your ministry that I picked on the Christian site initially, but after my fervent prayer over it, then you were nominated through divine revelation from God, so that was how I received a divine revelation from the Lord, how I Got your contact information, and I then decided to contact you for the fund to be used wisely for things that will glorify the name of God.

I have notified the attorney on my contact to you, I also told him that the security company here has moved the fund abroad to their warehouse in London, So if you know that you will use this fund honestly and wisely for things that will glorify God's name as instructed by my boss, then do contact me back, ASAP. Then you send to me in your reply, YOUR FULL NAMES, YOUR PERSONAL ADDRESS, YOUR TELEPHONE NUMBERS.

This Informations will I send to their office here to enable them forward the same to their warehouse officer in London to facilitate the process of the consignment receiver's documentation in your name.

Your prompt response will be highly appreciated.

Call me immediately you receive this email.

God bless you.
Yours in Christ.
Mr. Frank Kingsley.
Tel: 234-8023192077

Sir Marmite Luny-Binns

Date: 04 Mar 2005

Dear Mr Kingsly

We are amazed that you should have discovered this e-mail address, but must admit that your plea has rather touched us here at the palace. How can We be of assistance?

Incidentally were your Mr and Mrs Williams related to a Mr Kenneth Williams, a friend of mine in your part of the third world? If so, it would be rather a carry on indeed.


Sir Marmite Luny-Binns DFC
Regis Court Chamberlain
The Court of St James
London FU2 GIT

Frank Kingsley

From: Frank K <kfrank222@yahoo.it>
Reply-To: kfrank111@yahoo.it
Subject: My Beloved
Date: Fri, 4 Mar 2005

My Beloved Marmite,

Greetings to you in the mighty name of our risen Lord Jesus Christ who infills us with His precious Holy Spirit.

I received your message,before i continue let me tell you a little about myself, I am Mr. Frank Kingsley, a born again Chistian and after the touching from above, i became a Kingdom Minded person, It is my desire to serve the Lord faithfully and be a servant "of whom the world is not worthy" according to HEBREWS 11. God promises that His children will struggle in this life, but He also promises to be faithful. I seek not for wealth, but to be one who glorifies God through obedience as an object of His Mercy! We are entrusted with His riches to increase their potential for His Glory. It is an awesome responsibility and opportunity to be a channel for God's riches. Our real treasure will be in Heaven.What we do here on earth is only in preparation for what we will do and have in Heaven. Jesus said our reward in Heaven will be great compared to here.

Thefore, I am not and I will not implore you to accept this transaction from me under must, instead I will only advice you to be strong in your God-given faith and leave the autheticity of this transaction to the Lord and take it as the Lord is with you if you know that you are a Child of God in sincerity who truly want this fund for only the purpose of God's work. For HEBREWS 11:1 says Now faith is being sure of what we hope for and certain of what we do not see. In reference to the Scripture of JAMES 2:22, 24, &26 which says Seest thou how faith wrought with his work, and by works was faith made perfect. ( Verse24) Ye seen then how that by works a man is justified, and not by faith only. ( Verse26) For as body without the sprit is dead, so faith without works is dead also.

I will want you to be noted that I am not seeking any assistance from you regarding this transation rather what I am doing is to propagate the work of God through you or your Ministry. Although I am re-asuring you that you have nothing to be worried about, regarding this transaction, because I am doing this not by my power neither by my own decision but through divine direction / instruction from God. As you do not know me before, except by what I told you through email, so also I do not know you before except by your e-mail,and since I am in prayer about this then we will be in unity together with the Holy Spirit of God and everything will work out for the Glory of God.

If you are really interested in this Task truly for the purpose of God's work only, in order to extend His Kingdom, and also for me to be well sured and have solid assurance that the fund that will be given to you, will be used wisely by you for God's work to facilitate what God is doing through your Ministry, then I will want you to answer and also assure me on the followings information.

(1) I will like to know how old are you.

(2) I will want you to asure me your capability regarding the huge amount of this nature.

(3) Due to the fact that I will not want to disobey the Commandment of God, and also upon the instruction given to me by the man before his death in accordance with the scripture of MATTHEW 6:1-4, which says we should do our alms secretly and our Father that see it secretly will reward us openly, hence the need for me also to require from you the assurance that you will keep this transaction absolutely private and confidential within yourself alone. This information / assurance requested from you does not mean that I don't have trust in you, but they are what will give more confidence about your integirity, and also that the fund which will be given to you will be truly used wisely for only purpose of God's work.

Meanwhile, I went to the security warehouse over here in my country, for the procedure enquiry on when the consignemnet will be shipped to their warehouse in Europe (London), they officer incharge made me to understand that the consignment have been delivered to their affiliate warehouse in Europe now following my previous instruction.

Consequence upon your reply assurance response & your information's, I will then go back to them for submission of your contact/your name and to collect the contact information of the branch warehouse of the security company in europe.

Finally, you should also forward to me your direct contact address your telephone fax numbers, which will be used to process the fund's receiver documentation, and also for easy communication. your prompt response will be highly appreciated.

I am real hope in God he sees all things.

Grace be with all them that love our Lord Jesus Christ in sincerity Ephesians 6:24

Yours faithfully in Christ

Mr. Frank.


Sir Marmite Luny-Binns

Date: 07 Mar 2005
Subject: God Help You

My Dear Fwank

Thank the Lord that you were able to respond to My message and I find your gracious message heart warming indeed.

I have read your reply carefully and find it most inspirational. Indeed I am of a mind to show your words to Ian Paisley, the Archbishop of Wankershire when we meet this sunday after prayers at the cathedral.

In regards to your enquiry, I am 54 years old and you may rest assured that I enjoy my full capacities.

You may also rest assured that confidentaility is my watchword; indeed I am going to ask of you the same favour. You can imagine that someone in my position has to consider all aspects of security in the current situation, and I would want not my standing to be compromised.

You may take my regular contact information - as well as that of my financial advisor, who is surely to be involved - from my website.

God help you


Sir Marmite Luny-Binns DFC


Frank Kingsley

Subject: Beloved Sir Marmite, contact info of the company
Date: Tue, 8 Mar 2005

Beloved Sir Marmite,
How is life in general, I went to the company here in my country to get the information of their correspondence warehouse office in Europe, then the officer i met gave me their contact in Netherlands because i believe that you will be able to trip to Holland.

The name of the warehouse :


The name of the Director of Operations is:
Mr. Scott Anderson.

Their email address is :


Please i want you to contact him immediately and lodge claim as the beneficiary of the consignment batch number 7744112, they should have your contact informations now because i forwarded it to their warehouse here in my country, please contact the operation person now and get back to me on your discusion with him.
Thanks and remain bless.
Brother Frank.

Sir Marmite Luny-Binns

Date: 08 Mar 2005

Dear Frank (if I may be so bold)

I am delighted that things are progressing so quickly.

However standard Palace protocol in business affairs dictates that you will have to sign the Oath of Temporary Allegience to the British Throne. It is a formality to be sure, but one to which we strictly adhere, and I am sure you will understand how these things are done. Once this is in place naturally We will look to proceed in short order. Are you able to do this?

If you agree, I will ask the Commonwealth Commissioner responsible. Mr Michael Barrymore, to admininster the document, a form of words which will need to be printed out, signed, witnessed and returned with photographic proof of identity.

Please let me know as soon as possible if this is acceptable and you will soon get that which you surely deserve.

Sir Marmite Luny-Binns DFC

Frank Kingsley

Beloved Marmite ,
Thank you for your response, i want you to understand that i will do everything that is in relation with the word of God,so if the oath documents is in relation with the word of God, then i will want you to send it as soon as possible so that i will sign and return it accordingly, when will you send it? and how?
Thanks while i await to hear from you.
Beloved Brother Frank.

Michael Montague Barrymore

Date: 09 Mar 2005

Dear Mr Wank

# 1SA-CNT E.R. (Elizabeth II Regis)

Whereas SIR MARMITE LUNY BINS DFC,VC has asked that I invest you with the Oath of Temporary Allegience to the House of Windsor, this is hereby done. I understand in respect of some pending commercial considerations a reply is required urgently.

Please note that the Oath, sent to yourself at this address as advised is a discreet formality and is NOT transferrable either to kin or tribe.

The Oath should be read out loud, printed out, and signed along with a witness (of no relation). Together with the signed document, scanned and returned to us, there should be in accompanyment a photograph of yourself, right hand raised. To confirm this is your image, please display prominently in the image the relevant Oath code 1SA-CNT ER


"I _____________________ of _______________________ County State of ___________________ do hereby solemnly swear that I will bear true allegience to the House of Windsor in full quims, and support and sustain the Right Royal Business thereof; that I will maintain utmost discretion in fey vimtos paramount to all; that as total git I will discourage, discountenance, all breaking of this merkin troth, pledge my honor, to the sacred performance of this, my solemn Oath of Allegience to the Royal Highnesses thereto. De Paquet Cheerios in flagrente delecto.

signed ..............................................
witnessed ..............................................
date ..............................................

OATH issued 9.03.2005 # 1SA-CNT E.R

This Oath is issued by my office in lieu of a face to face appearance which, due to urgency and geographical distance, would otherwise prove impossible. Normally more documentation would be required but Her Majesty has graciously waived this element of protocol in this instance.

If you have any questions, please contact either myself at once or speak to a trusted legal representative.

I am sir,
Your humble servant

Michael Barrymore AASA, DFC,
2645 Gooliepully Road
Stringalonga, TOCUMWAL,NSW,2714
Phone: (02) 9298 3777
Fax: (02) 9298 3780

Frank Kingsley

Date: Tue, 8 Mar 2005

Beloved Marmite ,
Thank you for your response, i want you to understand that i will do everything that is in relation with the word of God,so if the oath documents is in relation with the word of God, then i will want you to send it as soon as possible so that i will sign and return it accordingly, when will you send it? and how?
Thanks while i await to hear from you.
Beloved Brother Frank.

Sir Marmite Luny-Binns

Date: 09 Mar 2005

Dear Mr Frank

I have asked Michael Barrymore our Oaths Commissioner to proceed with the administration of the Oath and you should hear from him shortly.

Sir Marmite Luny-Binns DFC

Enter Marmite's associate!

Cecil Ngoblah

Dear Brother,

I am the personal financial advisor to Sir Marmite Luny-Binns.

Please keep this confidential - rather than give away all this money to Sir Marmite why not give it to a fellow African ? My cousin, Reverend Cuthbert Ngoblah of the Holy Bagel Community in London has benefitted in the past from Sir Marmite's generosity but his Church is always in need of funds. I know that he has several thousands of pounds in his bank account with us but he always needs more for members of his flock. His private e-mail is xxxxx.

Best wishes,
Cecil Ngoblah
Deputy Chief Cashier
Kreplach Brothers Merchant Bank International

Rev. Cuthbert Ngoblah

Dear Mr. Kingsley,

My cousin Cecil tells me you need assistance in some financial matter. He did not go into details, so you will have to recap I am afraid.

Truth to tell, I am a babe in the woods when it comes to finance, but the possibility of helping the deprived children who come to our weekend bagel brunch emboldens me to reach out to you. (It is a sad fact that many children have never had a bagel, or have been served those new-fangled 'flavored' kinds.)

If you feel it is appropriate, do contact me so that we can discuss what I might do for you.

Yours for the children,
Reverend Cuthbert Ngoblah MA [Oxon]
Holy Bagel Community of Stamford Hill

Frank Kingsley

Date: Sat, 12 Mar 2005

Beloved Cuthbert,How are you today? I am writting to know whether you rece ived my last email, so please i want to hear from you what is the way forward so that i will know what to do and how to put my prayer points,Thanks and remain bless,
Brother Frank.

Rev. Cuthbert Ngoblah

12 March 2005

Dear Brother,

Alas I have not received your e-mail - please resend as soon as possible.

Remain blessed,


Meanwhile Frank keeps it up with Sir Marmite:

Frank Kingsley

Date: Thu, 10 Mar 2005

Dear Marmite,
I got your email but i wish to clarify you that i am doing everything by the inspiration of the Holy spirit, please try to understand that you are not the one or your windsor that employed me into this task but the almighty in heaven whose power is greatest.I want you to understand that i should be the one to demand such from you but i am sure that my God who sees in the dark will have to work and see everything that happens to his money and to everyone that is in connected, i understood all you said now in your email but i think i should do what is right before God and Man but i will not only please mankind to displease my heavenly father. In this regard, find attach the letter that was draft and signed as you reguest, i also send a copy to michael you may also confirm from him whether he receive it, also attached is the certificate of the consignment deposit, this was the documents that was used while deposited the consignment in the security company here in my country which their correspondence warehouse is in europe. I hereby wish you to feel free to relate or communicate with them as soon as possible and then after keep me posted on your contact with them.Thanks and remain bless. I await to hear from you soon.
Brother Frank.

One more for the collection! LOL

Sir Marmite Luny-Binns DFC
Regis Court Chamberlain
The Court of St James
London FU2 GIT

Frank Kingsley

Subject: RE: Beloved Sir Marmite, contact info of the company
Date: Sat, 12 Mar 2005

Beloved Marmite,How is life today? Ijust want to know whether you have contacted the company in netherlands? Please do let me know the way forward, thanks and remain bless. Brother Frank.

Sir Marmite Luny-Binns

Dear Frank

I do apologise for the delay in responding to your very prompt signing of the Oath. This has been caused by some discussion between Ourselves and Mr Barrymore as to if it is acceptable in the present form, ie without the requested personal image and the accompanying Oath Code as ( I believe ) issued by Mr Barrymore's office. After all, you could be any old ex colonial tom dick or harry, and not the real Brother Frank at all, as I am sure you will recognise.

Despite My personal belief in your reliability, and some to and fro-ing on the matter, I am afraid that Mr Barrymore is quite insistent that all the formalities are followed to the letter, as he has indicated in his Oath letter to you of a few days back. To be honest, it is this lack of substantiating documentation which makes me slow to contact those fellows in the Netherlands, to progress the business we both so urgently pursue.

Please hurry to complete the Oath Protocols my dear chap, and We shall soon see you get what is coming to you.

I am awaiting you reply in earnest anticipation,


Frank Kingsley

Beloved Marmite Luny, Thank you very much for your reply, after waiting to hear from you, i then seek the face of God and i was instructed to look for another person, please tell michael that i have gotten another person, please have a nice day and God bless you, Brother Frank

Sir Marmite Luny-Binns

Dear Frank

I must admit to some degree of shock and disappointment at your decision. To be perfectly truthful I had begun to hold high hopes of this business, especially on the recommendation of Mr Barrymore who held good opinion of your handwriting and mental acuity. As it happens, I had received a very similar offer from a Mrs Mariam Abacha only a few days ago, and seeking spiritual guidance on which was the most righteous commerical path to follow, I had spent a quiet hour in prayer and spiritual reflection with the Archbishop of Wormwood Scrubs in Westminster Cathedral. This chance for reflection and drawing examples therupon from the words of The Lordy made me aware just how worthwhile your offer was and how much you deserved what was coming to you, and had made me determined to see that you would get it, well and good.

However it seems now that in the light of your decision Mrs Abacha will secure our hand in this profitable matter and my regret is profound and sad.

God help you,


more to come?