Out of the blue comes an offer of a diplomatic appointment.
From: Hon. Dr. John King <kka_luis3@att.net>
Subject: Offer of Appointment...<Classified>
To: un.public.postings@post.com
Date: Friday, July 29, 2011, 7:03 AM
Attn:
I am Hon Dr John A King, the United Nations Special Presidential Task Force Chairman for Refugees here in Ghana. I here by pass this information to you that the Members of the Parliament of Ghana are looking for a God fearing person who can be the Ambassador to the African refugees. The meeting was held yesterday in the castle House in Osu, your name has been nominated So that you can be the Ambassador for the African Refugees.
I want you to forward all your details to us so that we can pass your details to the United Nation Head Office in England and America so that United Nation Head Office in England and America can put your name in the registration Book for this appointment and send you official letter regarding this appointment.
I wait to Hear from you.
Hon. Dr. John A King
Special Presidential Task force Chairman
United Nations Head Quarters
Accra-Ghana
Why the UN has a 'presidential' task force is unclear, but never mind! McNasty accepts with enthuasiasm!
From: Filthy McNasty
Sent: 07/30/11 02:49 AM
To: post-ambassador-officer@post.com
Let me say it is quite an honor to be chosen as Ambassador to African Refugees. I am sure you had a difficult time making your choice from so many undisclosed recipents. One of the things that I am quite adamant about is the sharing of the truth. I do not require it I DEMAND it from all that I associate and work with.
It is evident from your letter that we will be working hand in hand to solve the plight of the African refugees. To be quite candid we have enough trouble here at home with illegal aliens sneaking across the border and would be happy if your people would remain there in Africa.
As my first official act as African refugee ambassador, I have altered your UN ID card to more accurately reflect your true identity
Date: Saturday, July 30, 2011, 7:25 AM
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To: "DisHon. Dr. John A Kingst"
Date: Saturday, July 30, 2011, 10:50 PM
I'm really sorry you feel that way. I was really looking forward to my ambassadorship. The bottom line is that while you are scamming and scratching out a living I live quite comfortably. Your country is weathy beyond mine in natural resourses yet there are millions of poor people like you because your government is corrupt. It easy to blame your trouble on someone else but the bold truth is that your own people are screwing you not me.
Its real easy to jump on the hate America bandwagon. Its the trendy thing to do. If you lived here you would be taken care of. Even if you entered the country illegally. A far cry from the way any other government on earth treats its people.
Did you ever wonder why God chose to smile on me while you live in such poverty? I wonder every day but I count my blessings I am not you.
Your scams are so obvious now I can see just by the subject line. I took this opportunity to write you just to waste yur time. Your people need to be better educated, learn capitalization skills and avoid having two different e-mail addresses. You have not a clue as to how English is spoken in the colonies. In sum total you and your internet cafe buddies are a bunch of loosers. This crap you send might work if it was done in limited amounts but everyone in your country wants to be rich.
I have contacted the Fleet Enema Company and they have agreed to suppy an enema for you and each of your scammer buddies since you are all full of crap. Please send the address of the internet cafe and we will insert the tip directly through the front door.
Sorry this didn't work out. I so wanted to be an ambassador.