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SMITH DOULA Received: from [192.116.99.27] [Gilat Satellite, an Israeli telecom provider, which means used in West Africa somewhere] Tue, 20 Sep 2005 10:35:18 Sir, This is to notify you that your fund which is laying in this apex bank will be deliever to you via through Credit Card Via to your door post. This initiative is to make our customers feel the need for unward-trust,effeciaency,prudent in service. You are therefor directed to contact bank so that you will be made know on the day ot will move to your door-post Regards Dr Smith Doula NARLAND (NARLY) H. EDDRUSH Sir: I do not know what you are referring to. I have no account with your banking institution. Will you explain your mail? Narland H. Eddrush SMITH DOULA Received: from [192.116.99.3] Tue, 20 Sep 2005 16:48:57 Sir, Your mail was acknowledge and the content well understood. This is to moralize to you that your name bears the fund laying in our apex bank as the beneficiary of this fund under as a contractor with the Government of Nigeria. So you are advice to notify this office if you are the real owner and the benefactor so as to enable this office to carryout the assesebility exercies. This notification is for the out-come of the board of directors of the apex bank held at the Hicon Noga hotel on August 21-23 to settle all outstanding funds due for remittance to the beneficiary direct to them . This is to avoid delay and waste of any uncompromising delays in remittance and as this result, the funds will be made through Credit Card [swift].for the sake of poor contractors whoms fund has been laying for a long time. And direct transfer if the contractors demand so. This card will be send across to you for your fund retrive with the security code to attach on it. You are therefor made to know that,you will take the responsibility of delievery charges and registration. This will effect in seven [7]working days. Registration =Us$100 Delievery cost=us$50 Note; that any direct transfer,the contractors will bear the cost of the charges. Direct Transfer =Us$450 All payments should made direct to the Finance Department of this bank through ,Mr Kenneth C. Iwunze on contact address financedepartubnhq@yahoo.co.uk Thanks Dr Smith Doula NARLAND Dear Smith Doula, I am not sure I understand this thing completely. How much "funds" are you referring to? A couple of thousand dollars, more or less? If it is only a few hundred dollars, I don't see the point in spending $450 to claim it. Are you sure it's my money? I don't remember having such a fund. True, my memory isn't what it used to be, but I keep pretty close track of my cash. Narland H. Eddrush This, sent twice (for impact, apparently)... SMITH DOULA Received: from [192.116.99.27] Wed, 21 Sep 2005 08:54:09 (and 08:54:10) Sir, Thank for your mail. The content was quite understoos and well noted . I want to re-affirm you that ,this apex bank is only here to discharge our duties only. The sum in quesion is made under the name of Narland H. Eddrush of the above contact address and it's US$15M both the interest incur and by virtur of my work i did not surpose to mention the amount untill you prove your self the true owner of this fund. But due to that the order has pass to remite and transfer all dues that is laying in this apex bank. The fund was made according to wired transit record for a contractor with the federal Republic of Nigeria.This fund has been laying since i took over as the head of this apex bank which is over a year plus but the record indicate that it's almost 3-4 yrs.because the fund was under a listed dues which mean it has stay long. So,you are at the better side to know but all am doing is to exercise my code of conduct stippulate in my proffession and as a sfaff of this apex bank. But if you required my help out,i will rendered if need be. Thanks, NARLY EDDRUSH Dear Smith Doula, It is not necessary to send the same mail twice to me. It is annoying, and clutters up the mail account. You simply have to click "Send" ONE TIME!!!! I had no idea that there was so very much money in the account. Is the accrued interest included in this amount? Are you still offering me 30% of the total, simply for my participation? I'm not sure I can comprehend having so much money! Wow, $4.5 million bucks! Will my wife Liza ever be surprised! Let me know what to do, and how soon we can get this show on the road! SMITH DOULA Received: from [192.116.99.27] Wed, 21 Sep 2005 18:21:03 Sir, Thank for your mail. The total amound both accrued interest is included and that is why its up-to that amound as it reflect in our computer sheet. You are beneficiary of this fund as the name bears your name but am here to help out all contractors to receive there fund. This fund will be transfer in seven [7] working days. Thanks Dr Smith Doula NARLY EDDRUSH OK, what do we have to do? Are you going to take charge and do everything, or do you need something from me? Will you send a check to me, or is there another method? Narland SMITH DOULA Received: from [80.88.138.112] [Emperion, a Danish telecom provider, assigned to RalphCom in Lagos] Thu, 22 Sep 2005 15:03:05 Mr Narland H. Eddrus Sir, Thank you for your mail. This apex bank apologies for delay in responding to you due to our routine exercies as regard to Customers Satifaction Exercies for our Customers WordWide. Your fund released via through Credit Card to your door post is made to avoid the long querr in our Offices ,maily in Africa and this has resulted in over labour and more srevices. Sir, This is to abhol to you that your fund will be made either by Credit or Direct Transfer. this bank did not send cheque to its Customers because its agains the Code of Condult esterblish this apex bank. moralize to you that your name bears the fund laying in our apex bank as the beneficiary of this fund under as a contractor with the Government of Nigeria. So you are advice to notify this office if you are the real owner and the benefactor so as to enable this office to carryout the assesebility exercies. This apex bank has withdraw all services vested on its branches maily in Nigeria to the HeadQuaters as there is over-laping in our exercise carry out which make it difficult for Customers to receive there Cards. This Cards will be made direct to the beneficiary through Courial Service,DHL,EXPRESS to our Customers . This Card is pre-loaded the total fund made for Remitance/Transfer. [All what you need to do is to go to your bank/any bank with-in you and swicth t over with the Code Number as per Individual's as regard to Your Serial Numbers. that is the Security Code Number will also forwarded to you for your security purposes.] You are therefor advice to send acroos your delievery address/contact where this will send to direct to you to avoid mis-happing. Moreover,if it's direct Transfer,You should be noted that the fund will be wired through our networking Telegraphic/Telex of UBN. You should upset the charges and once the charges are upset,your fund will be send for vertting Tele-ex-gra.which make it ready for transfer in no distance that 72hours. This will effect in seven [7] working days. Registration =Us$100 Delievery cost=us$50 All payments should made direct to the Finance Department of this bank through ,Mr Kenneth C. Iwunze on contact address financedepartubnhq@yahoo.co.uk Note; that any direct transfer,the contractors will bear the cost of the charges. Direct Transfer =Us$450 Thanks Dr Smith Doula Head of Service Tel-234-8057782820. [UBNHQLG] SMITH DOULA Received: from [192.116.99.27] Fri, 23 Sep 2005 09:57:34 Sir, There is going to be a strike for the increase in Pulm of Fuel in Nigeria and this will affect all Business activities in Nigeria and based on this,Our Customers are directed to speed off for there Funds so that it will not be affected in it's Rimitance . Actually the Strike which is place to begin on wenesday will last for days depend on the Government of Nigeria's Reaction towards it. You are advice and notify to act fast for your own Interest. Keep me posted Thank's For Your Understanding. Dr Smith Doula Head of Service [UBNHQLG] tEL-234-80577-82820 NARLY EDDRUSH Smith Doula: I don't understand what you are trying to say. Are you drinking before you send mail to me? That is not a wise thing to do. I had to dismiss my secretary, Miranda Rhytes, because she was making so many mistakes in the afternoon (she used to take 2-hour, 4-martini lunches) then she'd fall asleep at her desk! Poor girl, but it was her own doing! Back to the matter at hand. What do these terms mean? querr in our Offices, maily in Africa to abhol to you All what you need to do is to go to your bank/any bank with-in you and swicth t over with the Code Number as per Individual's as regard to Your Serial Numbers. v that is theSecurity Code Number will also forwarded to you for your security purposes.] I went to my bank. They don't know what you mean, either! your fund will be send for vertting Tele-ex-gra.which make it ready for transfer in no distance that 72hours. What does 'vertting" mean?? Pulm of Fuel WHAT?? Strike What strike?? I can't believe that you are in a position of authority at your bank. A child writes better than you do! Narly H. Eddrush SMITH DOULA Received: from [192.116.99.27] Fri, 23 Sep 2005 20:44:42 Mr Narly H. Eddrush, Sir, Thank you for your mail. The content was quite understood and as matter of facts,i was intouch by your effort[s] in comprehening and that has make it a true business man that intent to receive his fund. I apologies for the errol so far and it was generated due to Computer Problem. This Notice as regard to the Business activities in Nigeria,which will paralys all activities due to NLC[Nigeria Labour Congress] Strike.This notice is circulated to our Customers to enable them to bear with us when need arise. I moralization to you, Sir,I told you that ,This apex bank has approve CREDIT CARD Transfer which make it easy for us to atten our customers and that . All what you need to do is to,Go to your bank with this Credit Card,this Card is pre-loaded,the total sum of your fund inside the Card. You will take it to your bank and cash out your fund.This Card contain Security Code which will be forwarded to you immediately. I told you that your fund will move through [Tele-ex-gra.]that is Telegraphic Transfer;;and before any fund is wired, It must be vertted in 0ur vertting Remitance Department.this make it easy for remitance because it will be on this process, that is your Bank will be notify for the incoming Money and other things which will last for 72 Hours. You should know that this is banking terms espercially here in Africa,and that is why am enrolling to you now in such a way as to avoid complicating issues . You should know that am here to exercise my duties and such duties must undergoes with cautions and for that i render apologies. Keep me posted. Dr Smith Doula Head of Service [UBNHQLG] TEL-234-8057782820 DR RAMSON NAOH Received: from [192.116.99.27] Sat, 24 Sep 2005 11:41:58 Dear N.H.Eddrush. Your Reasonableness is noted. ERRORS IN COMPUTING. All the mistake was an error in computing,You Should Bear With This Apex Bank ,I Come In Contact With Your Reply On my Computer And I Surmone Dr Smith Doula For Explanation I Was Made To Know That Its An Error's In Computing. CLARIFICATION Listen For More Clarification. YOUR CONTRACT FUND. Your Contract Execution With Federal Republic Of Nigeria Amounted Both Accruals,That Is Payment In Arrears Amount Accrued But Unpaid,And Guage Accumulated Fund,That Is Adition Of Surplus For The Years To Accumulated Fund Brough Forward From The Previous Years. DUAL ASPECT CONCEPT. Your Fund's Transaction Is Static Since It Shows The State Of The Business As a Contractor With Federal Republic Of Nigeria. REMUNERATION OF YOUR TOTAL SUM. This Is The Remuneration Of Your Total Sum Contract Fund With Federal Republic Of Nigeria,Worth Fifteen Million Dollars[US$15MILLION]. TRANSFER CHARGES. That Is Your Net Effect Of Your Fund's Transfer. NOTE, That We Operate Direct Transfer And Credit Card Transfer. You Are Advice To Contact Back To the Head Of Service In The Person Of Dr Smith Doula. Your Co-operation Is In High Demand Regards, Dr Ramson Naoh. Acting Managing Director, United Bank Of Nigeria Head Quaters. Marina Lagos, Nigeria, West Africa. Listen for more Clarification, NARLY EDDRUSH Sir: I have received your mail, and after scrutinizing it carefully, and even asking one of my lawyer's underpartners to look at it, we are both of the same opinion that you and Doula must be the same person. No banking institution in the universe would hire two such ignoramuses, much less promote them to positions of importance and authority! Write back when you can string two or three words together that MAKE SENSE! Or perhaps you should sober up before attempting to communicate with me--you appear to be drunk. I can't make head or tail of what you write. Plain English, that is what you should strive for, man! By mis-spelling and mis-using large words, you prove your ignorance and lack of education. Go back to school. Narly H. Eddrush Persistance is a Lad watch-word... SMITH DOULA Received: from [80.88.138.112] Mon, 26 Sep 2005 11:36:23 My brother ever since our last correspondance i have been working to make sure your fund is transfer either by direct or cretid card transfer without further delays. It might intrest you to note that this apex bank has issued a new payment directives owing to the logistic and administrive problem that have assiociated the transfer of fund in the past. Anyway, this is a very good development , I want you on the receipt of this mail to Contact him rightaway to give you the new payment manisfeto and do ensure that you keep me informed of necessary development for my verification and advice. Mr Keneth .C.Iwunze Finance Department of United Bank of Nieria Head office. Lagos,Nigeria E-mail financedepartubnhq@yahoo.co.ukt For Ccredit card, Know That the card Is like ATM'S card which can be found in mary banks . be inform that by the time you receive the card Via,UPS,DHL,you will be advice to take it to your bank where they have machine,then you slot the card,then it will Indicate the amount in the card before onward payment. As to ensure that we dont make mistake now that the fund is ready for transfer. Regards Dr Smith Doula. Head of service [UBNHQL] NOTE SIR,I ADVICE YOU TO LOOK WAY FOR YOUR FUND TRANSFER RATHER THAN INSULTING ME. Obedient to the nth degree, with a copy to Doula... NARLY EDDRUSH Keneth C. Iwunze I was directed to contact you by Smith Doula, so here I am. What's the next step in this transaction? Narland H. Eddrush After the mail to Iwunze bounced, this short note to Doula... NARLY EDDRUSH You gave me the wrong address for this Keneth Iwunze person. I continue to doubt your competence. Narland H. Eddrush He edited the address to omit the 't' at the end. KENETH IWUNZE Received: from [80.88.138.112] Mon, 26 Sep 2005 18:02:30 Sir, Please you should contact him through finance department on this contact address financedepartubnhq@yahoo.co.uk Name ;Mr Kenneth .C.Iwunze Thanks for your co-operation So I sent it again, with a terse piece of advice... NARLY EDDRUSH I see the problem with the first address you gave me. You added a 't' to the 'uk', making it an invalid address. E-mail financedepartubnhq@yahoo.co.ukt Are you still drinking on the job? I told you about Miranda and the problem I had with her. Quit drinking on the job now, before your bosses find out about it and fire you. We would hate to lose this transaction because of your being tipsy. Narland H. Eddrush KENETH IWUNZE Received: from [80.88.138.112] Tue, 27 Sep 2005 19:20:24 Sir, You should know that all corrospondency on momentary should forward to this office and for your officers charges,you should sent through wester union money transfer or money gram made to this name Mr Kennth .c Iwunze Lagos, Nigeria Your fund's transfer will effect on upon your upset of officer charges.that means that your fund will transfer under seven [7] working days. Thanks, mr kenneth c.iwunze I got a reply from Keneth Iwunze, but it seemed to come from a "Cobi Jones", so I sent this, with a copy to Doula (asking for a confirmation, of course)... NARLY EDDRUSH WHO IS "COBI JONES" ???????????? Are you pretending to be someone else? What is going on? Narland H. Eddrush KENETH IWUNZE Received: from [196.3.62.4] Tue, 27 Sep 2005 07:37:56 Dear Narland. How are you again. This my new mail because i want to use this one for this deal. i open this for this deal get me your phone number as well. Waiting. Thanks. Mr Kenneth I wunze SMITH DOULA Received: from [196.3.62.4] Tue, 27 Sep 2005 07:55:07 Dear Sir. The reason why he has a new mail account is due to the fact that those of you whom their payment is ready are only allowed to contact him on that mail simply for security reasons. So I assure you that he is the right person to deal with to enable you get your fund as at when due which will be confirm to you after you have made the payment. So follow his instruction strictly because i can vouch to his character. Thanks, Doula SMITH DOULA Received: from [80.88.138.112] Thu, 29 Sep 2005 10:14:15 Sir, Have you contacted the financedepartment of this apex bank because the more you delay the more your fund will be placed for call under which make it hard for transfer because the fund is dues for long time. Note that ,immediately it placed call under,that meas know more inerest Thank for your understanding Dr Smith Doula Head Of Service [UBNHQLG] KENETH IWUNZE Received: from [80.88.138.112] Thu, 29 Sep 2005 10:21:47 Sir, You should know that all corrospondency on momentary should forward to this office and for your officers charges,you should sent through wester union money transfer or money gram made to this name Mr Kennth .c Iwunze Lagos, Nigeria Your fund's transfer will effect on upon your upset of officer charges.that means that your fund will transfer under seven [7] working days. Thanks, mr kenneth c.iwunze ('naz note: Hmmm, same message as he sent 2 days ago.) Let's have some fun! I send this to Doula... NARLY EDDRUSH "...Sir, I thought your bank was Union Bank of Nigeria. this apex bank Now you say it is Apex Bank. the more your fund will be placed for call under which make it hard for transfer Have you transferred the funds to Apex Bank? I don't understand what you are trying to say. the fund is dues for long time. Did you already transfer the funds, and what are the "dues for long time"? Note that ,immediately it placed call under,that meas know more inerest What is "call under" and what is "meas know more inerest"? What's going on? Are you drinking on the job again?..." And this to Iwunze... NARLY EDDRUSH This is a copy of the mail I sent to Doula: "...Sir, I thought your bank was Union Bank of Nigeria. this apex bank Now you say it is Apex Bank. the more your fund will be placed for call under which make it hard for transfer Have you transferred the funds to Apex Bank? I don't understand what you are trying to say. the fund is dues for long time. Did you already transfer the funds, and what are the "dues for long time"? Note that ,immediately it placed call under,that meas know more inerest What is "call under" and what is "meas know more inerest"? What's going on? Are you drinking on the job again?..." As head of your department, Mr. Iwunze, you should heed my words. I think Doula is drinking on the job, watch him. He may be embezzling from the bank to support his drinking. He may be a thief. Also, please tell me what you mean by this: "...your upset of officer charges..." Which "officer" are you referring to, and why do I have to upset him? Narly H. Eddrush SMITH DOULA Received: from [80.88.138.112] Thu, 29 Sep 2005 16:00:41 Sir, With dull respect sir,am here to warm you to stop interrupting over my affairs. You better disit from this otherwise it might result to your woes because am the only person to endores for your fund's transfer as far this apex bank is concern. This bank is know as UNION BANK OF NIGERIA,which also refered to apex bank and you should ask me what apex mean here before you burried me. Union bank of nigeria is the mother of all bank in Nigeria and by history of it,the cbn which stand as the treasure bank of nigeri was born from union bank and evn till today,union bank maintain the statutory of it as the apex bank. Moreover,all the Pass governors that serve under the cbn where one time directors in this bank,UBN and you are meant to know that it's the apex bank and i want you to contact any person here to conferm. Your fund has stay for long time and if eventuall it is call under,that is it will be hard for any transfer to take plcae and placed placed under ''dormant''that is no interest yeilding. Please sir,i advice you to look way for your fund's transfer that accusing me even that an error occured,please you should bear with me. You know that am not the Nigeria government that has delay your fund so long.i don't want to lose my job please sir i begg you in the name of Jesus Christ ,our saviour. Contact the finance department for your fund transfer,i will only direct you and finally endorsed for transfer only. Thanks for your understanding. Dr Smith Doula Head of Service [UBNHQLG] KENETH IWUNZE Received: from [80.88.138.112] Tue, 4 Oct 2005 11:18:03 Subject: UPSET YOUR CHARGES NOW.[LAST WARNING] Sir, You should know that all corrospondency on momentary should forward to this office and for your officers charges,you should sent through wester union money transfer or money gram made to this name Kennth .c Iwunze Lagos, Nigeria Your fund's transfer will effect on upon your upset of officer charges.that means that your fund will transfer under seven [7]working days. Thanks,mr kenneth c.iwunze Officer in charge [ubn] NARLY EDDRUSH Keneth C. Iwunze: This is to inform you that I will be wiring the money to you this afternoon. There is no need to take such an attitude with me, Iwunze. I have been working on this as fast as I can, and given the illiterate way you try to convey your directives, it is a wonder that I was able to figure out what you are saying at all!! When you write, "corrospondency on momentary", do you mean "Correspondence on monetary"? I must admit, it took me a while to decipher it. Then you write, "upon your upset of officer charges" I suppose you mean, "Upon the OFFset of the Office's charges". Well, what can I expect from you, when I realize that English is not your primary language? Narly H. Eddrush Doula's snippy mail from last Thursday deserves a reply... NARLY EDDRUSH Smith Doula: There is no need to take such an arrogant tone with me, all I did was ask a few questions, and wonder if the reason you write such poor letters, is that you might be drunk on your job! That is a dangerous thing to be doing, and I would not want you to lose your employ when we are so close to the conclusion! Don't forget, we are supposed to be partners in this matter, and it would not be right to have hard feelings between us. After all, we will be sharing the proceeds of this deal, and we want to remain friendly. This is what I just wrote to Iwunze, who seems to share your fondness for the strong drink: Keneth C. Iwunze: This is to inform you that I will be wiring the money ...yadda, same letter, yadda... I realize that English is not your primary language? Narly H. Eddrush SMITH DOULA Received: from [80.88.138.109] Wed, 5 Oct 2005 19:04:38 Sir, Thank you so much for your mail.am so happy that you enroll to me in a manner that is wordly to emulate. I promise you that i will do my best to make sure that you this fund is move to you. Now i want you to tell me the areal i will help out.Because it will be in your good interest that this fund is move now to avoid any sophication.you know that it has over stay. Please bear with us,i understand your feeling so far and we used to fall into such mistakes.i will still let mr kenneth iwunze to know. So,i advice you to first,settle the charges and i will fasten it so that it will not delay.that is my promise. Thank you so much for your understanding. Dr Smith Doula Head of service [UBNHQLG] NARLY EDDRUSH Mr. Smith Doula, I am planning to wire the fees to Iwunze this afternoon, when I go out to tend to a few errands. If memory serves me correctly, I believe that $4500 is the required amount? Narly H. Eddrush SMITH DOULA Received: from [80.88.138.109] Wed, 5 Oct 2005 20:21:14 Sir, Thank You for your mail. I promise you that immediately the receipt is forwarded at my table. The fund will transfere to you and infact under banking roles,it will not exceed more that seven [7] banking days but i will make sure in the next three[3] banking days it will be transfere to you. Thanks for your understanding Dr Smith Doula Head of service [UBNHQLG] KENETH IWUNZE Received: from [80.88.138.109] Thu, 6 Oct 2005 10:14:42 Sir, Sequel to your mail,the contend was noted. I apopogies for the gramatical expression [error] that occured. Sir, You talk like old pirates[laugh] Upon the OFFset of the Office's charges,sir your fund will remite to you.either Credit Card Transfer or Bank to Bank Transfer. Thanks , Mr Kenneth .c. Iwunze Officer in charge [ubn] Finc Depart. Any payment should made through this office in the name of KENNETH CHINAEMEREN IWUNZE LAGOS NIGERIA. MONEY GRAM OR WESTER MONEY TRANSFERE SMITH DOULA Received: from [80.88.138.109] Thu, 6 Oct 2005 16:17:13 Sir, Am writing to know either you have finalize with the finace department because i want to make sure that your fund is move here so that i can have rest. Please try and finalize with them. Note that bank to bank fee is us$450 Credit card fee us$100 pluis deleevery fee of us$50 that is us$150 for credit card thanks for your understanding. Dr Smith Doula head of service [ubnhql] KENETH IWUNZE Received: from [80.88.138.109] Thu, 6 Oct 2005 16:36:29 Subject: therefor you are directed to either to retrive it now Sir, Please you should note that your funds remitance has bein the subject of matters arizing here and as such any delay miht lead to total cancellation of it .because of continue wasting and occuping space and that has been athe issue at stake You are therefor you are directed to either to retrive it now. Regards Mr kenneth .c iwunze fian.dep. [ubn] KENETH IWUNZE Received: from [80.88.138.109] Fri, 7 Oct 2005 14:26:45 Sir, Your refusal to comply with this office for easy transfering of your fund has causing havoc and your fund might be cancelled. This directives was made in order to avoid your problem and intimitation that may arise. Please try and Off-set your fee. thanks, Mr kenneth .c iwunze ubn.fin.depart I think "they" will probably write with dire warnings, and Doula came through... SMITH DOULA Received: from [80.88.138.109] Sat, 8 Oct 2005 20:48:34 Sir, Dur to the activities of some criminals her in Nigeria ,the Rimitance process has been in jeopady. This has been the problem facing this country and behold the financial institution in this country has been jeopardize due to this unlawful act. You should know that,Your fund which is laying here in this bank has over dues and base on this, Our Mainland acting manager and head of service Dr Smith Doula contactet you but fail to state categolically the basic facts and base on it. You were contacted by our Island Base Head Quaters to notify you as regard to your fund released order. You are therefor directed to re-confirm your particulars and get ready to Receive your fund in our Correspondent Bank In CANADA,Britain,Holland &China because this bank is tired of this inimical act that is going on here in Nigeria. You will proceed to Canada and endorse for your Signature. First you should re-confirm us your Account number and Contract sum to prove the bonify beneciary of this fund. Immediatyely you are satify okey,your file will forwarded to Our Corespondent Payment Center In Canada for your Fund . All you need is to get there and endores and your fund release signature and it be made available to you because we are tired of what is going un here. Base on this also,We have cancelled any official charge here or remitance charge here to avoid Over continue staying of this dues funds in this bank. But Our Official charge will made preferable to those that are willing for there fund transfere direct fron here. In your case,you are directed to forward these information and get ready to move and receive your fund. Regards Dr Smith Doula [UBNHQLG] SMITH DOULA Received: from [80.88.138.109] Tue, 11 Oct 2005 14:56:32 Mr Narly H. Eddrush Sir, How Is business in general,hope fine. Sir,am skeptical for your refusal to come in contact with usto remite your Fund. Be inform that you are delaying the processe of remiting this fund by refusal to update and fulfil the necessary arrangement that is bound with in your arsenal. Waiting for your mail. Thanks for your understanding. Dr Smith Doula Head Of Service [UBNHQ] Marina Lagos Time to pull the ol' pluggerroo... NARLY EDDRUSH Thursday, I had to make a withdrawal from my bank without anybody finding out about it, so that took a little time. When I got to the WU office, the agent Johnny Mopp politely asked why was I sending $4500 to Lagos Nigeria? I didn't tell him anything, but then he said, "I sure hope you're not sending TRANSFER FEES to a so-called banker there! You're smarter than THAT, I know!" I asked him what was he talking about, and he told me all about the "Advance-Fee" frauds, and the "419-scams", and that crooks in Nigeria want to get money from Americans. Some people who are gullible as to believe that there are dormant accounts, and over-invoiced contract-accounts, and hope to get rich quick, actually send them thousands of dollars before they wise up. This almost happened to me! I want to tell you 2 things. 1. You may as well quit writing. I'm on to you. I know you're a thief and a swindler, and stupid. 2. My name isn't Narly H. Eddrush. I'm a woman. Bye bye, Scammer! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! I laugh at you, little monkey-boy! There, that should do it! "There, that should do it..." But, nooooooooooooooo... SMITH DOULA Received: from [80.88.138.111] Wed, 12 Oct 2005 13:09:17 Sir, Sequel to your mail yesterday,am here to prove you wrong both of you andthat of mr Johnny Moop. Listen to me now,Nigeria like wsie other countries in the world are bad once and goods oncetoo.American and wester world are bad 7 goods once amoung them, asthe fingers are not equal likewise their functions and operations the same apply to all human beings. Firstly,Since the creation of Economice and Financial Crime Commission in Nigeria other wise know as [EFCC].Crime has reduce in Nigeria and you can verify within here through your agents or what ever. [The (il)logic of that aside, the reader may like to know that the Economic & Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC) exists. This is the only true statement he has made. But you knew that. ] Secondly,Abount myself.. Am Dr Smith Doula,Head Of Service UBN mainland and I reside in No 32 Agarawu street Off Idumagbo.Lagos island.Am 42 Yrs Old .Am married with four[4] children,[3]sons and[1] daugther.with my phone number 234-80339-15801. I advice you to forward this my information to your Embassy here in Nigeria or American for mre facts regarding my identity,Because you call me a Thief and other abuses you melted on me and i can not stand allow such from you. Am a christan and i and my Family Worship with Deeper Life Ministry aka[house of soul] With Pastor Adelemi Olumiya,a highly ordain man of God,Located at No 21 Awolowo way,By unity Bus Stop Ikeja lagos on his number, 234-80 3428-3449.I still want you to confirm all these information with your Embassy to know the truth because you have push me to the wall and i will react ,what i did not expect has happen to me . I give you one week to consult and contact to ascertain my true identity please before i open my mouth and cause you,because if i tried it ,surelly it must come to pass in yourlife. Base on the situation now on the ground, I advice you to stop any payment of what so ever but i will take the responsibility of it for all bills untill this fund is wire to our correspondent Payment Center in American ,ie Canada or Europ ,ie London depend your area of choice. where you will go and endorse for your fund released to you but now i will take 25% Of the total Fund because you have defile my name and intigrity and prestige. Thirtly,I will send to you the approval fund transfere receipt which you will take and procees for your fund receive and you will be pay in Cash ,but we must finalize my percentage before any thing can take place. Nevertheless,If seems you okey ,them my Aacount number will be forwarded to you where my % will be send and you must send acros to me your full identity for mre facts because now am even afraid of you due to your behaviour. Thanks Dr Smith Doula Head Of Service [UBNHQ] Marina Lagos NARLY EDDRUSH Smith, Please, give up. I know you are pretending to be "Keneth Iwunze" and "Ramson Noah", too. Am I the only person you are trying to scam these days? Is this the reason you try so pathetically to keep this "deal" alive? It's not going to happen, pal. Give up, man! I'm not going to send anything. Go ahead and "cause" me (do you mean "curse"?) I don't care. Narly H. Eddrush Doula replies... SMITH DOULA Received: from [80.88.138.111] Wed, 12 Oct 2005 16:09:17 Sir, Listen sir,am not pretending for any thing non for what ever.I have told you to make search from who ever both here Nigeria or Through your Country embassy here or in your country about my self. I can never pretend for what ?,i will like you to know the person i am first then i can stop what ever but asfar you have called me a thief,i want you to renouch that word first from your mouth. Thanks Dr Smith Doula ~sigh~ Like a dog with a bone, he won't let go. Lad sends this twice... SMITH DOULA Received: from [80.88.138.111] Wed, 12 Oct 2005 16:18:45 (and 10 minutes later 16:38:45) Sir, Again am telling to renouch that your word first.But i promise you to know that if am telling you lie,You should know that am not a lier. Listen to me,You can make research here or you send any of your pal here to come and investigate.am not trying to drwa you but am telling you live and I don't know whom you are calling for the first place. Mr Kenneth .C Iwunze is Our financial Officer in charge. I want you to make move and know what am telling if these people are here or not,secondly if this fund in question ishere or not. Now i have advice you to choice either Amerca ,Canada or Europ,London to sign and let this fund mde to you but am only stand on my 25%. But you should know that our mouth is our life and dealth.you should know how to talk because you can kill some one through the way you talk. Thanks Dr Smith Doula NARLY EDDRUSH Smith Doula, I have forwarded the your address to the Lagos police, their "Advance-Fee" fraud investigators will be visiting you soon. And that goes for your so-called "Pastor Adelemi Olumiya" at the Deeper Life Ministry, too. He's probably a crook like you. Thief. You would probably cheat your own grandmother, if you thought she had any money. Or is she the one who taught you to lie and pretend to be some "bank man"? Narly H. Eddrush SMITH DOULA Received: from [80.88.138.111] Thu, 13 Oct 2005 09:59:11 SIR, Thank you much. am still in head of this bank. police will ever arrest me because am innocent man. but your fund is still here if you like it fine. the ball is in your court Dr Smith Getting testy... NARLAND (NARLY) H. EDDRUSH You moron, you are no more "head of a bank" than I am! You know it, and I know it. You are some sweaty little swindler, hunched over a worn-out laptop in some dirty Internet caf, somewhere off a filthy street in Lagos, maybe even in a notorious area called "Festac town", where other scammers try to cheat people, trying to convince them to send hundreds, or thousands, of dollars in the hope that they will make millions. What kind of idiot would fall for such an obvious lie? To think that some "bank official" would ask a TOTAL STRANGER to help him steal money that doesn't exist, that is the height of stupidity. Believe me, I am not stupid. I know who you are, and I know how you guys work. I've answered scores of your letters, but I've never sent you liars a penny. Give it up, man. Narly Will Doula get the message? Will this finally be the end of it? Will there be more? Stay tuned... No, I don't believe it either! Maybe he's having another liquid lunch??? I wonder if Ms. Miranda Rhytes found her way to Lagos...(it's a thought...) but he IS a "chritsain" your fiend, raynaz SMITH DOULA Received: from [80.88.138.111] Thu, 13 Oct 2005 18:36:17 Sir, Thank for all your nivirous act you are voming towards me. Listen ,i want you to cross-check if you are not the bonify beneficary of this fund,simple and short. Am here as Head Man to this commission either you like it or not.so if you like go ahead and do what ever you think. Your name bear the Owner of this fund. I advice you to contact the Inspector General of Police, he can investigate my identity.that is wise advice. Am a chritsain and i can't cheat you,believe me or not. May God Blessed you. Thanks,Dr Smith Like the Energizer Bunny... NARLAND (NARLY) H. EDDRUSH Give it up, man. I don't believe you. Are you still drinking? What is "nivirous"? What is "voming"??? Learn to spell. You appear ignorant. Narly SMITH DOULA Received: from [80.88.138.112] Fri, 14 Oct 2005 12:00:28 Sir, Thank you for your correction. I woul'd have love to see you in face because you are nice and easy going person due to your action and i love that. Please am here to let you know that,is well to those that believe in God. Am here to let you know that,the sum in argument is here and it was under your name.and i will like you to contact any person and am willing to stand and let the person come and see it. I have told you to report me to [SSS,NIGERIA POLICE,DMI,EFCC] because am not telling you lie. But only that now you have called me manny evil words, am standing here to demand 25% of the total fund. This is only my concern now. Remain bless. Dr Smith Doula NARLAND (NARLY) H. EDDRUSH Smith Doula: I DON'T believe you! You couldn't possibly be a Christian, you can't even spell the word. It's not "chritsain" you idiot. It is spelled C H R I S T I A N A true Christian would not LIE to a person, and try to CHEAT him, and then tell LIE after LIE to attempt to worm his way back into the victim's good graces so that he can STEAL money. A true Christian would pray that his sins be forgiven, and go find an honest job--not one that would DEFRAUD others. I know what you are, scammer. Give up. Narly (NOT my real name! And I am a woman--quit calling me "Sir") More to come? |