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raynaz Productions, INC, is pleased to present a new saga for your perusal and enjoyment, featuring our newest player, Inya D. Weems, who is destined to become a star, scambaiting in several new productions, now in the works.

Starring, in order of appearance:

SIKE PANCO, highly placed oil official-Lad (instantly renamed by our star)
INYA DORCAS WEEMS, virtuous CEO
ARLISS BAHDD, silent partner, mentioned only in passing

SIKE PANCO

Attn: President/CEO
Dear Sir,
REQUEST FOR CONFIDENTIAL BUSINESS RELATIONSHIP

First, I must solicit your strict confidence in this transaction. This is by virtue of its nature bein confidential and "TOP SECRET". I am a highly placed officialworking for in the Federal Ministry of Petroleum & Mineral Resources, Nigeria.

My committe - The Petroleum Trust Fund - is in charge of managing and supervising the disbursement of oil sales revenues for the Nigerian government. The revenues under our control runs into several millions of dollars monthly. My self and three other colleagues in the Petroleum Trust Fund are currently in need of a silent foreign partner with whose bank account we shalltransfer the sum of Twelve Million Five Hundred Thousand U.S. Dollars (US$12,500,000). This fund is due to us as commission for oil sales contracts handled under our supervision. The fund is presently waiting to be transferred by our offshore fund managers to the beneficiary submitted to us as the funds receiver. However, by virtue of our position as civil servants and members of the Petroleum Trust Fund, we cannot acquire this funds in our name. This is because as top civil servants, we are not allowed by law of the land to own or operate bank accounts outside our shores.

I have been delegated as a matter of trust by my colleagues, to look for an overseas silent partner in whose account we would transfer the fund on trust, Hence the reason for this mail.We shall be ransferring the money to your account as an investment we are making with your company. We propose to sign a silent partnership agreement with you before the funds leave to your account, as our assurance that you will hold the money in trust for us.For your support and partnership, please reply me to negotiate your fees or the percentage you wish to be paid when the funds arrive your bank account. It is after your fees and expenses have been deducted from the funds that the balance could be dealt with, according to our instruction. You must however note that this transaction, with regards to our disposition to continue with you, is subject to these terms. Firstly, our conviction of your transparency. Secondly, that you treat this transaction with utmost secrecy and confidentiality. Finally and above all, that you will provide an account that you have absolute control over.

The transaction, although discrete, is legitimate and there is no risk or legal disadvantages either to ourselves or yourself. The transfer will be effected to your account within seven (7) working days as soon as we reach an agreement and you furnish me with a suitable bank account for the transaction.

I am looking forward to doing business with you and do solicit your confidentiality in this transaction, Please mail your response to me immediately.

Yours faithfully, Dr SIKE PANCO.



INYA DORCAS WEEMS

Dear Mr. Sike Panco:

I am most intrigued by your mail. Would you please explain this more thoroughly?

Thank you, Inya D. Weems



Lad sends the same letter again, but with a short note at the top...

SIKE PANCO

Subject: BUSINESS ASSISTANCE THIS IS MY TELEPHONE NUMBER 234-80-38383829. WAITING FOR YOUR CALL.

Dear Sir .
Thanks for your email. This mail is just a help from you just for you to help me to secure this huge amount in your account.
Please read the proposal once more again and get back to me or call me



INYA DORCAS WEEMS

Dear Mr. Panco:

I have read this mail, and decided to partner with you.

When I replied, I asked for some details about just HOW you plan to transfer such a large amount to my account. I assure you, if such a thing were to just happen "out of the blue" my banker, Harlan Sanders, would sure think there was some illegal activity on my part!

What assurances can you give me, that this thing is on the up-and-up?

Inya Dorcas Weems.

By the way, I am not a man. But I am co-CEO of my company, Bahdd-Weems Enuresis Supply. I have a partner, Arliss Bahdd, can I tell her about our deal? She's cool.

Inya


('naz note: You DO know that "Enuresis" is the medical term for bed-wetting, don't you?)


SIKE PANCO

Dear Madam.
Thanks for your email today. Please you should send me your phone number now because i want to talk to you for some thing important. Or you can call me on this my phone number 234-80-23286676.
Waiting now.
Best Regards.
Dr Sike Panco.



INYA DORCAS WEEMS

Dear Mr. Sike Panco:

I asked you a couple of questions, you failed to respond to them. What about my friend Arliss Bahdd? Is it OK for me to ask her to join us in our deal?

Why have you not provided the assurances I asked for? I can't afford to take any chances, I value my reputation in this community, and I won't risk embarrassment or humiliation for anyone!

You gave me one phonenumber 234-80-38383829 yesterday, and another one 234-80-23286676 today. Which is it?

I will not give you my phone number unless you answer the simple questions I pose.

Inya D. Weems



SIKE PANCO

Dear Madam.

Thanks for your email once more. Sorry for not explaining things to you like as you said. Infact you are so free to tell your friend about this bussiness deals nothing so bad. This transaction is real you can persuade your bank that a friend of you is sending some money to your account or not. Please you should open an account for it and send to me immeadiately today.

Although this bussiness is 100% free do not have fear to it because this bussiness is going to make your life and you friend change. Please my sister the two phone number that i gave to you yesterday is because incase you dont get me in one you must get me in the other one that is the reason why i do so. Madam please try and send me the bank details and your phone and fax today. I wait to hearing from you soonest.
Regards.
Dr Sike Panco.



INYA DORCAS WEEMS

Dear Mr. Siko Pance,

Sorry for the delay in replying to your mail. I followed your advice and decided to open a new bank account just for this business of ours. As soon as I get the confirmation of the exact parameters of the account, I will forward them to you. My banker tells me that it shouldn't take more than an hour after I sign the papers. I will take care of this when I take my lunch hour.

Do I understand correctly, when you say this business is 100% free? There won't be any charges for it?

You're going to just GIVE me money? What a nice guy you are! Are you married? Do you have a girlfriend? Are you young or old? I'm 34, no husband, no children, just footloose and fancy-free.

Inya



SIKE PANCO

Dear Mrs Inya.
Thanks for your email. Please you should hurry up and send to me your bank details including your phone and fax number for easier communication.

However, this fund must come to you really, you should know that this your banking details will be forwarded to a bank for an approval of documents sign and stamp. I beleive that a bank will need some charges from us just for the documentations, The fees will be paid to them i beleive that both of us will joined hav=nd together for it once the funds get to your account before sharing we will remove it first from the money. Pleasde understand me my sister. Hope you have told your second concerning this deal. I beleive that by gods grace we will smile together before the end of the year.

My Sister, i must be frank with you i am married with a kid, my age is just is just 42 years. I know that god would answer our prayer very soonest. Please try to include your phone number both your country where you are coming from. By Gods Grace after finishing this deal of transaction i must make sure that i leak you up with my junior brother to you is a berchallor at the age of 36years..
Please waiting to hear from you soonest.
Best Regards.
Dr Sike Panco



SIKE PANCO

Dear Inya.
How are you today? Hope you are fine. Please i am still waiting to hearing from you today. However, the banking informations both your phone number is very important you sent them today.
Thereafter, please try al your possible best to send them today.
Thanks.
Dr Sikeb Panco



INYA DORCAS WEEMS

Dear Siko Pance,

I have been sick for the past 4 days, I think it was something I ate when I went to the All-Conference Pickled-Egg Barfathon. It was awesome, but sometimes, you just overdo things, if you get my drift.

I'm better now, and I will get in touch with you on Monday.

Inya



SIKE PANCO

Dear InyaD .
Thanks for your email. I am very sorry for your sickness. Infact i was so surprise for not hearing from yous since . But i thanjk god that you are ok now.
However, please you should try your possible best and send to me your banking particular both your private phone number for easier communication.
Waiting to hearing from you soonest.
Regards.



INYA DORCAS WEEMS

Dear Siko Pance,

Thanks for your concern, I must say it was a nightmare. My associate, Arliss, is still feeling the effects of her malaise, but I'm in better condition than she is, so I bounced back quicker.

Let's get this business organized, and proceed as before. Where do we stand in the grand scheme of the deal?

Inya



SIKE PANCO

it seems you are not serious on this business.
i wait for your responsed.
thanks



INYA DORCAS WEEMS

Dear Siko Pance,

Why are you taking this tone with me? Have you no human compassion for someone who has been struck down with a malady? I was sick for several days, and now you accuse me of not being serious in this business.

Didn't I just ask you yesterday, where do we stand? Let's put this pettiness in back of us, and proceed to the conclusion of this matter. I will personally see to it that you will get all you deserve.

By the way, Arliss is doing much better, thank you.

Inya D. Weems



SIKE PANCO

Sir.
Stop prolonging the issue sent to me the banking details and your fax nunber both your phone.
Waiting.
Sike Panco



INYA DORCAS WEEMS

Dear Siko Pance:

Apparently, you have forgot that I am a woman. Why would you address me as "Sir"?

You offered to fix me up with your brother, pray tell why? Is he a gay man who you think I will like to meet? If that is your thought, think again. That is just weird on so many levels!

I would not be interested in meeting a gay man, even if he is your brother.

Now, let's get back on track with this deal. Time is running on, and we haven't seen any progress. Isn't there some kind of a deadline we have to meet?

Waiting to hear from you,

Inya D. Weems (a WOMAN, lest you forget again, and insult me by calling me "Sir" again!!!)



Lad responds with this leering message. I can just see him, hunched over his laptop, drooling on the keys... (--I digress)

SIKE PANCO

madam.
i like to sex you please show to me your toto

bye



INYA DORCAS WEEMS

HOW DARE YOU!!!

I have treated this correspondence with the utmost civility and manners, then today I open this piece of trash from you. I am absolutely astounded that you would take such a liberty to suggest having carnal relations with me.

You should apologize immediately, or you may consider our business terminated.

Besides, I have recently been contacted by a Mr. Olewukju, who also has a position at Federal Ministry of Petroleum & Mineral Resources, Nigeria--perhaps you know him?--and he has proposed a nearly identical arrangement with me, but for a considerably larger amount, $78.5 million dollars. He is very polite to me, and I am sure he would NEVER proposition me as you did.

Apologize immediately, or we are finished.

Inya D.Weems




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