Part I - Vengeance is Mine, Sayeth the Lewd

Part II - A Love Story

The Flip-Off

Lewd Noogie returns in a three-part tale.
First, he wards off a Dead Bank Customer scam.
Next, he helps the trusting Maya Bushburn avoid the same team of scammers.
They bring in a Mysterious Hired Gun to make death threats.
It all culminates in a barrage of flip-offs which finally seem to take.
[The Lads are nothing if not persistent.]


Part I - Vengeance is Mine, Sayeth the Lewd

Lewd Noogie saith: What can I say, these guys are great! Were there a 'Scammer of the Month' award, they would have it, hands-down! THIS is why I took up scam-baiting in the first place!

Maduka / Princewill Peters - Barrister Representing DBC (Dead Bank Customer)
Peter Okonkwo - The Bank Guy
David Guglielmino / David Noogie / Sean John Burke -The Dead Guy
Vs.
Lewis D. "Lewd" Noogie - International Hotel Consultant

The good news: Maduka is a happy scammer. He's got two victims, one a business-savvy hotel consultant, the other a beautiful woman.

The bad news: They're both me.

Stealth email! Dirty tricks! Death threats! A lad hit team! And a scammer with a major problem keeping names straight.


Maduka Peters

Fri, 05 May 2006

From: madukapeters7@oi.com.br
To: undisclosed-recipients:;
Subject: DEAR FRIEND,

Date: Thu, 04 May 2006

Received: from smtp2.oi.com.br ([200.222.115.17])

MADUKA PETERS CHAMBERS
BARRISTER AND SOLICITOR-AT-LAW)
1095 EAGLEHOUSE CRESENT V/L
MARINA LAGOS.-NIGERIA.
Private Email:maduka_peters07@yahoo.com

DEAR FRIEND,

How are you today?I know this mail may come as a surprise to you due to the notable fact that you do not know me. Let me proceed by introducing my self formally to you.

My name is Barrister Maduka Peters. I am from Nigeria and also a citizen of Great Britain and Northern Ireland as well as a practicing lawyer in the British bar. I am the legal representative to the late Mr. David Guglielmino,a National of your country and a resident of the United Kingdom for 8 years before he moved to Nigeria,and herein after would be referred to as my late client.

My Late client moved to Nigeria on the 4th of august 1993 he also persuaded me to move with him as well with an agreement that he would be paying me monthly as his legal adviser since I was not at that time authorized to practice here in Nigeria. Since then I have lived with my late client in Nigeria and he has been paying my wages until Sunday the 2nd of February 2003 when my late client his wife and kids we killed in the bomb blast which happen in Lagos, please kindly find details of this incident at the web link below:

<<http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/2718295.stm>>

Since then I have been trying to survive in Nigeria not knowing where to begin from if I return to the U.k.Before my clients death he was the CEO of atlas dredging company, this he made a lot of money from and had a lot of estates as well as an account with a bank in Nigeria here.

He had an account with the Standard Investment Trust Bank valued at us$14.5 million which he did not fix any beneficiary or next of kin. I was told by this bank to provide his next of kin so that the proceeds of his account with them could be paid to whom I present as His next of kin.

For two years now I have been looking for his next of kin with no success until last week Friday when I received a notice from the bank that I am to produce the next of kin or have the account confiscated and the funds transferred to state treasury.

I am now contacting you to present you as the next of kin to my late client so the proceeds of his account can be paid to you then both of us can share the money as follows , 40% for you 50% for me then 10% would be set aside for expenses we might incur during this transaction.

I also wish to inform you that this transaction would be concluded in less than 10 working days from the date of your response as long as you co-operate fully. All proceedings in this transaction would be carried out legally thereby protecting you and me from any breach of the law.

If you are interested and ready to proceed in this transaction with me which I assure you that all is mapped out and I would give you full legal support and documented backup to buttress any claims we may make.

Kindly get back to me if interested via my private email address [maduka_peters07@yahoo.com with the below in formations filled out.

1.FULL NAME...............................
2.DATE OF BIRTH............................
3.SEX................
4.MARITEL STATUS...........................
5.CONTACT ADDRESS...........................
6.OCUPPATION................................
7.CALL PHONE NUMBER..........................
8.ZIP CODE.............................
9.FAX.......................................
11.COUNTRY................................

Best regards & Wishes
Barr. Maduka Peters.

CONFIDENTIALITY NOTE: This e-mail and any attachments may be confidential or contain privileged information. If you are not the intended recipient, be aware that any disclosure, copying, distribution or use of this e-mail or any attachment is prohibited. If you have received this e-mail in error,please notify us immediately by returning it to the sender and delete this copy and any attachments from your system.

Thank you for your cooperation.



Lewd Noogie

May 5, 2006

Mr. Peters,
In accordance with the confidentiality note in your email, I am notifying you that this was delivered to me by mistake and I have deleted the email from my system.

Sincerely,
Lewis D. Noogie



Maduka Peters

Fri, 5 May 2006

Hi Lewd Noogie

Firstly I would love to say a big thanks for taking your preciouse time to show concern to this matter i have presented to you.

I am in receipt of your E-mail and must cofess to you am very happy for that bold question you have asked .

This wasnt sent to you by mistake but astake because this transaction has to be cleared before the next two to three weeks time.

This is not illicit as you migh suspect but legal transfer with ease because, We have here with us necessary documents needed for each clearification. So I,ll implore you to please read the my proposal over again and do accordingly getting back to me for further directives.

Hoping to hear from you soonest a possitive response as I leave you with God,s blessings on your familly.

Kind Regards,
Maduka Peters,Esq.



Maduka Peters

Sat, 6 May 2006

Hi Lewis Noogie

I am in receipt of your E-mail and have seen that you are getting it all wrong.Firstly i would love to say a very big thank you for writting me in respect of this transaction.

I am contacting you once again without any mistake for assistance of your bank account to be useful for the both of us to have this money transfered into since its a foreing account for you to be presented to the bank as the next of kin to my late client I told you about in my proposal.

I have contacted you to assist me as a brother with trust while i file you up as the next of kin to my late client with the back up of necessary documents for easy transfer in no time with your requested information presesented to me.

Once again this is not a mistake but a big deal opportunity my family would not want me to loose if they are aware of it which will make my summer holiday in the states be interesting.

I would want to say I count on you with full trust not to let me down in this state of condition concerning this transaction which i will even also want you to keep as a top secret inwhich your response tells me i could count on you.

Hoping to hear from a possitive response soonest,spread my loving greetings across your lovely family.

Kind Regards,
Maduka Peters,Esq.



Lewd Noogie

Mr. Peters,
I am still inclined to think that you have mistaken me for someone else. I am not acquainted with anyone in Nigeria and I suspect it is another Lewis Noogie that you are trying to contact. I also do not live in the US - I am an international hotel consultant, currently consulting to a hotel here in Russia.

Your proposal is very interesting but I think it is intended for someone else.

Sincerely,
Lewis D. Noogie



Maduka Peters

Sun, 7 May 2006

Hi Lewd Noogie

I am in receipt of your E-mail and not pleased with your not understanding the fact that I want you to assist me in this transaction knowing fully well that you are not the person for the claim as the rightful owner (Next Of Kin) to the fund.

Now that you fully know that I am contacting you for your assistance of your bank account to be used for this fruitful transaction though you are not the right person I would want you to please endevour to assist me in this so that by the end of the 72 hours from now we must have had this transfer made following the directives from the bank.

I beleive you must have understood me by now,and I hope to hear from a possitive response to this E-mail concerning this transaction,filling this form below in the submitting of your information for your file up to the bank and easy transfer of the said fund.

1.FULL NAME................................
2.DATE OF BIRTH.............................
3.SEX.......................................
4.MARITAL STATUS............................
5.CONTACT ADDRESS...........................
6.OCUPPATION................................
7.CALL PHONE NUMBER.........................
8.ZIP CODE..................................
9.FAX.......................................
11.COUNTRY

Say me well to your lovely familly.

With Regards,
Maduka Peters Esq.



Lewd Noogie

May 9, 2006

Mr. Peters,
I suppose if you just want me to receive and hold your money in my account then I guess I can help you out. However, I don't understand why you would offer me forty percent of $14.5 million just to do that and I would like clarification. You also mentioned that you have set aside ten percent (or $1.45 million) for expenses that might be incurred during the transfer. That's a lot of expenses, my friend. Just what exactly are you anticipating in the way of expenses?

The information you requested is indicated below. Once you have fully answered my questions above I will give you a final answer on my involvement.

1.FULL NAME - Lewis D. Noogie
2.DATE OF BIRTH -
3.SEX - Male.
4.MARITAL STATUS - Divorced
5.CONTACT ADDRESS - c/o Pizdyets Hotel and Resort, 7 Otyebis Prospect, Gadyukina, Kurgan Oblast, Russian Federation.
6.OCUPPATION - International Hotel Consultant
7.CALL PHONE NUMBER - 7-495-964-8597
8.ZIP CODE - 136000
9.FAX - N/A
11.COUNTRY - Russian Federation

The phone number is the main switchboard here at the hotel. Just ask for Lewd and they will locate me.

Sincerely,
Lewd



Maduka Peters

Tue, 9 May 2006

Dear Lewis,

I have just received your email and this come as good news to me. You shall in no way regret doing this business with me.

You must understand that you are going to be my partner and will play a major role in assisting me claim the funds from the bank. I cannot afford to be greedy as offering you any less would be outright stupidity since without your help, I cannot claim the funds. You must also realize that since I am putting a lot of trust in you because you will be the one receiving the funds and not me. We need each other to make this a success and we shall both need to assist each other and make trust our watchword.

I told you that 10% will be set aside for the expenses and want you to know that whatever is incurred by both of us in the course of this transaction will be reimbursed after the successful completion of this transaction. I cannot tell if my statistics are correct but i am thinking it might rise as much as 10% of the total sum as we have to make arrangements for tax the Russian Government will require.

This transaction shall bring joy and success to both of us and I want you seeing the mutual benefits we both stand to get. I trust you with the details of this transaction because I have no other option. I will call you in a few minutes time.

You can however reach me on my 24 hr mobile number: �-240-1919

I hope to hear soonest from you and when finally i get your final nod, I will inform the bank of my success in locating the next of kin of my late client and also let you know the next step.

I hope to talk to you soon.

Your Partner,
Mr. Peters



Maduka Peters

Wed, 10 May 2006

Dear Lewis,

Good Morning. I sent you an email yesterday and also called you. Some person picked up the phone speaking in Russian language and i was unable to understand what he was saying. I hope you find time to return my call and also let let me have your final nod.

For security reasons i would like you to send all correspondences via email address :
maduka_peters200@yahoo.com

I await your early response.
Barrister Peters.



Lewd Noogie

May 9, 2006

Mr. Peters,
While I think you could have found someone for much less to handle this money for you, if this is what you want to do then it's alright by me. I do, however think you can revise your estimate on expenses much lower. There is no tax on money brought into Russia.

No one here at the hotel said anything about someone trying to contact me. Most of the personnel manning the switchboard speak some English, with one or two exceptions. I'll try and find out today who took the call.

I guess the question now is what do we do next?

Lewd



Maduka Peters

Thu, 11 May 2006

Dear Lewis,

It is fine with me for you and i to handle this transaction. You appear a very straight forward person and so far so good i have been able to understand that you have good intentions and this would be very instrumental for the success of this transaction.

I also want you knowing that i contacted you agan today via the same number and soime person speaking thesame language answered me. I asked for lEwd and lewis not sure of what you were addressed as at the office but still still dont get the much expected communication i required. I would love to call you directly so it is important we spoke verbally. Paherps a mobile phone number would do. I also left you my number. Please try making it possible for us to talk over the phone.

I have informed the bank of my success in locating you as the next of kin of my late client and have been given the permission for you to seek the release of the estate of my late client on your behalf. I have just drawn an application which you shall send to the bank seeking the release of the estate worth $14.5 Million Dollars to you.

Please fill the form and send to the bank via email or fax. The director is aware that you will be contacting him any moment from now. Plus the bank has recently had a merger with another bank and goes by the name African Continental Bank Plc.

Do follow my instructions religiously and carefully so my well perfected modalities can allow us have a smooth and hitch free transaction.

Your Partner,
Barrister Peters



Maduka Peters

Thu, 11 May 2006

ATTENTION: THE HEAD OF THE FOREIGN AFFAIRS DEPARTMENT. AFRICAN CONTINENTAL BANK PLC. CONTINENTAL HOUSE, 106/108 BROAD STREET, P.O.BOX 70007. LAGOS ISLAND, LAGOS. TEL: 234-1-8969901. FAX: 234-1-7590875. Email: - foreignaffairsdept@acbngplc.cjb.net

SIR,

SUB: APPLICATION AS NEXT-OF-KIN DRAWING FROM THE ACCOUNT OF LATE MR. DAVID NOOGIE WITH YOUR BANK VALUED AT US$14,500,00.00

I AM THE NEXT-OF-KIN FOLLOWING MY RELATIONSHIP TO LATE MR. DAVID NOOGIE WITH THIS LETTER, YOU WILL CERTAINLY REMEMBER THAT ABOUT 3 YEARS AGO, MANY DAILY NEWSPAPERS IN YOUR COUNTRY PUBLISHED THE DEATH OF ONE OF YOUR NUMEROUS CUSTOMERS, MY LATE UNCLE WHO HAD A PERMANENT RESIDENCE PERMIT IN NIGERIA SINCE 1978 AND WHO DIED ON FEBRURARY 2, 2003 IN A BOMB BLAST FOLLOWING THE DEPOSIT/LODGEMENT HOLDEN IN THE DOMICILIARY ACCOUNT OF YOUR LATE CUSTOMER, MY LATE UNCLE,WITH ACCOUNT DETAILS:

Account Number: ACB/540011453701 Bill Number: ACB/011/01 Total Amount: US$9,500,00.00 ONLY. Transaction Code: ACB/XX-23908756X Swift Code: 886547

AS A RELATIVE, I HAVE REALISED THE MENTIONED ACCOUNT NUMBER ACCORDING TO THE DEED OF WILL ALREADY INTERPRETED FOR AND IN MY FAVOR BY HIS ATTORNEY BARRISTER MADUKA PETERS AS THE NEXT-OF-KIN TO THE DECEASED.

I TRUST THAT YOU WILL UNDERSTAND THAT UNDER THIS CIRCUMSTANCE, YOU WILL BEGIN TO PROCESS THE TRANSFER OF US$14,500,00.00 TO AN ACCOUNT, WHICH I SHALL PROVIDE. I AM PREPARED AND READY TO SUBMIT ANY DOCUMENTARY EVIDENCE (S) UPON DEMAND AND ALSO I WILL BE SOLELY RESPONSIBLE FOR ALL OBLIGATIONS THERETO CONCERNING THE TRANSFER OF THE US$14,500,00.00 TO MY BANK ACCOUNT. KINDLY NOTE THE ABOVE INFORMATION AND CHECK YOUR RECORDS ACCORDINGLY IN MY FAVOR.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

FULL NAME: ADDRESS: TEL NUMBER: FAX: NUMBER: EMAIL: PROFESSION: DATE OF BIRTH: SEX: MARITAL STATUS:

YOURS FAITHFULLY,
MR. LEWIS D. NOOGIE

SIGNATURE:....................................................... DATE: .............................................


[According to Maduka's first letter the last name of the deceased gentleman was Guglielmino; now it is Noogie. Probably not important. I promptly fill out and send the form to the bank...]


Lewd Noogie

May 12, 2006

Maduka,

I just wanted to let you know that I sent the form off to the bank. I guess now we sit back and see what happens next.

I'll let you know if I hear anything back from them.

Lewd
Peter Okonkwo

Fri, 12 May 2006

AFRICAN CONTINENTAL BANK PLC. CONTINENTAL HOUSE,106/108 BROAD STREET, P.O.BOX 70007. LAGOS ISLAND, LAGOS. TEL: 234-1-8969901. FAX: 234-1-7590875 EMAIL: foreignaffairsdept@acbngplc.cjb.net

ATTN. LEWIS D. NOOGIE

I WISH TO SYMPATHIZE WITH YOU AND YOUR ENTIRE FAMILY ON THE LOSS OF YOUR UNCLE, THE LATE MR. SEAN JOHN. BURKE. HE WAS A VERY GOOD CUSTOMER OF OUR BANK. THE SEARCH OF THE NEXT OF KIN OF OUR DECEASED CUSTOMER HAS BEEN ON FOR A VERY LONG TIME AND YOUR EMERGENCE IS VERY IMPECCABLE AS HIS ESTATES WOULD HAVE BEEN CONFISCATED SHOULD YOU HAVE FAILED TO SHOW UP BEFORE THE END OF THE LAST PAYMENT QUARTER.

I AM PLEASED TO INFORM YOU THAT YOUR APPLICATION LETTER SEEKING THE RELEASE OF FUNDS IN OUR BANK TO THE TUNE OF(US$9,500,000.00) HAS BEEN RECEIVED. YOUR DETAILS HAVE BEEN DIRECTED TO THE ADMINISTRATIVE DEPARTMENT OF OUR BANK FOR ADMINISTRATIVE AND RECORD PURPOSES.

YOUR ARE REQUIRED TO PRESENT THE BANK WITH A LIST OF REQUIREMENTS WHICH ARE MANDATORY BEFORE THE RELEASE OF YOUR INHERITANCE PAYMENT IS PROCESSED. PLEASE NOTE THE FOLLOWING REQUIREMENTS FOR SWIFT PRESENTATION.

1. DEATH CERTIFICATE OF THE LATE MR. SEAN JOHN. BURKE 2 A LETTER OF ADMINISTRATION CERTIFICATE FROM THE PROBATE OFFICE (FEDERAL MINISTRY OF JUSTICE, LAGOS) 3. AN AFFIDAVITS OF CLAIM CERTIFICATE FROM THE FEDERAL HIGH COURT, LAGOS. 4. COPY OF YOUR IDENTIFICATION (DRIVERS LICENSE OR INTERNATIONAL PASSPORT)

YOU ARE REQUIRED TO PROVIDE THIS DEPARTMENT WITH THESE DOCUMENTS IN ORDER FOR US TO RELEASE THE FUNDS TO YOU BEFORE THE LAST PAYMENTS QUATER. I ANTICIPATE YOUR SWIFT RESPONSE.

YOURS SINCERELY,
MR. PETER OKONKWO
DIRECTOR FOR FOREIGN AFFAIRS.
(AFRICAN CONTINENTAL BANK PLC)


[Ok, the dead guy is no longer David Noogie, he is now Sean John Burke. A problem yet? Probably not...]


Maduka Peters

Fri, 12 May 2006

Dear Lewd,

I am writing to inform you that I received your email this morning. I also want you to please confirm your telephone number to me as everytime I call, I keep talking to a man that does not understand English.

I hope you do this soonest.

Barrister Peters


[My sincere apologies (again) to the people tending the Moscow vehicle towing hotline...]


Lewd Noogie

May 13, 2006

Maduka,

I got a note back from the bank and they want a bunch of stuff I have no idea how to obtain. They want me to provide a death certificate for Sean, a letter of administration from the probate office, and an affidavit of claims certificate from the federal high court. What the hell is all this? Do you have this stuff? Please get back to me ASAP.

Regarding the phone number here - The Russians recently changed all their telephone area codes and the phones have been kind of dicked up the past few months. You just have to keep trying. The hotel has assured me that they will make sure that their switchboard operators speak English.

Please get back to me on the bank's document requirements tomorrow.

Thanks.
Lewd



Maduka Peters

Fri, 12 May 2006

Dear Lewis,

I have received your email and will want you to send the email you received from the bank to make sure there are no mistakes made. I am delighted to have heard from you positively and will make plans immediately to get the documents obtained.

The letter of administration Certificate from the probate office and Affidavit of claim certificates are legal documents which is required for you to obtain here in Nigeria before you can be legally recognized as the rightful beneficiary of the funds at the bank. These documents will automatically place you as the true heir and will act as change of beneficiary documents from my late client in your favour. I will move tomorrow to obtain the death certificate which will cost me $850.00 US Dollars. I will also make enquiry as to the cost of obtaining the legal change of beneficiary documents ( Affidavits of Claim Certificate and Letter of Administration Certificates from The probate office of the Federal Ministry of Justice Lagos.

Please let me have the email you received from the bank and kindly ensure that i have all future correspondences you make with the bank.

I will update you on enquiries made and send you the death Certificate after obtaining it. We have to work closely and co-cooperatively for the success of this transaction.

Thank you.
Barrister Peters.



Lewd Noogie

May 13, 2006

Maduka,

I have attached the letter sent to me by the bank. I will try to remember to forward all correspondence from the bank to you.

I have to say that I'm extremely surprised to hear that it costs $850 to obtain a death certificate! These certificates are public documents and it should have cost you no more than about 3 or 4 dollars for a copying fee. I would advise you to get an independent confirmation on this price.

Lewd
Peter Okonkwo

Sat, 13 May 2006

ATTN. LEWIS D. NOOGIE

GOOD DAY. I WISH TO APPOLOGISE IN THE NAME ERROR AS YOUR LATE RELATIVE WAS ADDRESSED AS SEAN JOHN BURKE INSTEAD OF DAVID JOHN NOOGIE. THERE WAS A MIX UP IN THE NAMES FROM THE ADMINISTRATIVE DEPARTMENT AND MY SECRETARY DID NOT TAKE NOTE OF THIS ERROR ON TIME.

KINDLY ACCEPT OUR APPOLOGIES AT THIS TIME. I HOPE YOU HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND.

YOURS SINCERELY,
MR. PETER OKONKWO



Maduka Peters

Sat, 13 May 2006

Dear Lewd,

Good evening. I have made all enquiries regarding the Affidavit of Claim certificate and also the Letter of Administration Certifications from the Federal High court and also the Probate office of the Federal Ministry of Justice Lagos. The Letter of Administration and Affidavits of Claim certificate will cost us $3,250 US Dollars and $1,500 Dollars respectively. The Letter of Administration take up to 4 working days before the certificate is obtained after which i shall proceed to swear an affidavit of claim on your behalf. I shall send the copies to you and you shall sign the deponent field of the Affidavit of Claim before sending it to the bank.

I shall secure a loan from the bank tomorrow on my house and start immediately on procuring the documents. I have been successful in obtaining the death certificate of my late client but have had problems with my scanner. I shall send this to you immediately the repairer fixes the scanner. I hope the scanner works by tomorrow so i can have it scanned and sent to you.

I hope you understand my email perfectly. Kindly give me a call.

Your Partner,
Barrister Peters



Lewd Noogie

May 14, 2006

Maduka,

$3,250 and $1,500 to obtain a couple of documents?!? Maduka, my friend, I smell a rat here. I think someone is trying to hose us on this deal!

I have obtained a lot of official documents, from many countries, in my time but nothing ever cost me that much!! Let me make a suggestion - whoever is quoting you these prices, ask to speak to their supervisors. I think that the prices will quickly come down! Do this before you do something like taking out a loan on your house! That's the last thing I want you to have to do. This is ridiculous!

You are obviously new to this kind of transaction and it's a good thing you found me to help out on this. Do this - ask to speak to supervisors and always ask for invoices. That way, if someone is trying to screw us we will always be able to go back and reclaim the difference.

Keep me informed on what happens.

Lewd



Maduka Peters

Sun, 14 May 2006

Dear Lewd,

I have just returned from church to find your email. I prayed that everything good comes out of this transaction and success is achieved soonest.

I received your email and want to thank you for your advice. I will not take anything for granted and make sure that i am not ripped off as i am equally a very conservative fellow.

Do note that Nigeria is a poor country and the government is not fair to it's citizens. We are a very rich country with crude oil as our major source of income but yet fuel is very expensive here and most times scarce as a result of continous hike in the pump price of this ever need commodity.

I am an Attorney and know the ethics of my profession. You dont need remind me on making sure i see the invoices regarding the procurrement of these documents.

I will keep you posted and till i write again, have a lovely weekend.

Your Partner,
Barrister Princewill.


[Princewill?? Who the hell is Princewill?? These guys have a tough time keeping their names straight...]


Maduka Peters

Mon, 15 May 2006

Dear Lewd,

How are you doing? I hope all is well today. I have had a hectic day as everything went fine as planned except for a huge traffic jam which saw me on the road for close to 3 hours. I have just returned to the office to scan and send to you the scanned copy of thr death certificate of my late client.

I was also successful in getting the loan and have commenced on the procurrement of the Change of beneficiary documents (Letter of Administration and Affidavits Of Claim certificate. Kindly confirm receipt of the death Certificate. I am very tired now and must go now so I can get enough rest before setting for tomorrows task. The documents should be procurred on or before Friday, 19/05/06. I hope you have a nice day.

Your Partner,
Barrister Princewill.


[Barrister Princewill (?!?) sends a death certificate for David J. Noogie. Cause of death is indicated as 'Bomblast'...]


Lewd Noogie

May 16, 2006

Barrister Princewill,

I thank you for the death certificate and I await receipt of the other documents. My sister in the Ukrain is very keen on family history and I have written to her to see if maybe David Noogie is actually a relative. That would really be an incredible coincidence, wouldn't it?

It sounds like you're working hard on this project and don't think I haven't noticed. Your efforts and diligence are appreciated.

Lewd



Maduka Peters

Tue, 16 May 2006

Dear Lewd,

How are you doing today? I hope fine. I write to inform you that i did not scan the documents before sending to you but rather copied it into Microsoft word. You cannot send it to the bank that way. I am doing this the proper way now and scanning the document via J-PEG FILE now. It is nice to know that my hardwork and diligence is highly appreciated and will be rewarded. all i ask is you 100% assistance and full encouragement for this project would be impossible to accomplish without your help which is why i contacted you in the first instance. Kindly keep all information regarding this transaction confidential and i hope your sister would also be doing this as well. Also adhere to my instruction so my well perfected modalities already worked out at the highest levels fall in place.I would also want to let you know that whatever the out come of your research is, It really would not be of any effect as I have the mandate to produce and present the next of kin of my late client.

Kindly acknowledge receipt of the correctly scanned Death Certificate as i am off to the Federal Ministry of justice now.

I hope to hear soonest from you.

Your Partner,
Barrister Peters.



Lewd Noogie

May 17, 2006

Maduka,
I just wanted to let you know that I received the new copy of the death certificate.

Something occurs to me - how am I supposed to get your share of this money to you once we have completed everything?

Lewd



Maduka Peters

Wed, 17 May 2006

Dear Lewd,

I am still in progress and should have both documents procured on or before Friday. I will be flying down to the Russian Federation with my entire family once the funds have been released to you and in your custody. I also intend to elope into the U.S where I intend investing my own share of the funds once I have made as plans from Russia.

I have no doubts that this transaction will bring us a fruitful business relationship between us.

Your Partner,
Barrister Peters



Lewd Noogie

May 18, 2006

Maduka,
I need to know how many members of your family you will be bringing here so I can arrange accommodations for you here at the hotel. I think you'll enjoy it here very much. The weather is very pleasant now and a perfect time to visit.

Have you done much international traveling? What are some of the other countries you have visited?

Lewd



Maduka Peters

Thu, 18 May 2006

Dear Lewd,

I thank you for your recent e-mail. I have four Children and a lovely wife and I would be boarding a flight to the Russian republic with each and every one of them.

I haven not done much of international country as I have only been to a few African countries and spent a total of 9 years in the U.K where I studied law at Cambridge University between 1982 and 1986,

The African countries I have been to are, South Africa, Mali, Zimbabwe, Ghana, Togo and Egypt. I by the looks of things we shall have all the documents procured by tomorrow. I am pleased with this because the week has been very stressful.

I hope you have a nice day.

Your Partner,
Barrister Peters.



Lewd Noogie

May 19, 2006

Maduka,
Good to hear from you my friend.

We have a lot to do to get ready for you to come here. I'll make arrangements here at the hotel for you and your family so you don't have to worry about that. Once we settle on your arrival date I will fly to Moscow to meet you and bring you here.

Getting visas for you and your family has now become urgent. If you do it through the nearest Russian Consulate it will take up to two months. Fortunately I have a contact in the Russian Immigration office who can speed things up considerably. I'll have to give him a small 'gift' for his help but it's the quickest way to get it done.

I emailed him yesterday and he sent me the attached visa application forms. Fill one of these out for yourself and each family member, then scan and return to me with a passport photo of each family member. You need to get those back to me early next week so I can get Boris started on your visas. Be sure to fill these forms out completely - The Russians are absolutely anal about their visa forms and one mistake or omission will require you to do it again.

I don't want to be in a position where your money is here and you are not so do get these to me early next week.

Have a nice weekend.
Lewd



Maduka Peters

Fri, 19 May 2006

Dear Lewis,

I have printed the visa form and would have it filled as soon as possible. I have made successes in procuring the Change of Beneficiary documents. I was able to scan one of them and just a few seconds later, my scanner developed a little problem. I am sending the Letter of Administration Document to you and should send the other in a short while.

Please acknowledge receipt of this mail.

Your Partner,
Barrister Peters.



Lewd Noogie

May 20, 2006

Maduka,
I received the certificate of administration. One question - what was the final cost of this document?

Please make every effort to get the filled out visa applications back to me early next week, certainly no later than Tuesday. I want to get your visas processed and to you as soon as possible.

Lewd



Maduka Peters

Fri, 19 May 2006

Dear Lewis,

I am delighted to know that all the documents have been procurred. Please take note that you will have to print out the Affavit of Claim and sign the deponent field before sending all the documents to the bank(not forgetting your Identification). The documents were not any dime less than i expected. The letter of Administration cost $3,250 US Dollars while the Affidavit of Claim Document cost $1,500 US dollars and when the Death Certificate is included, the total amount spent so far to procurre all documents stand at $5,700 US Dollars.

Have you ever been to any African country? How many countries have you been to so far? I hope to get the completed visa application forms soonest and send to you.

Your Partner,
Barrister Peters.


[Maduka is not keeping very good track of his mass mailings. I receive another letter of introduction from him, but for a different dead guy. It inadvertently gets forwarded to Maya Bushburn, a small-town girl from Fargo, West Dakota. Maduka's going to get a well-deserved ass-chewing from me over this but first we have to sort out a problem with the Affidavit of Claim he just sent...]


Lewd Noogie

May 21, 2006

Maduka,
I received the Affidavit of Claim but I'm afraid we have a problem to sort out. It says that I'm a citizen or the United States, which I am not. I have dual Georgian/UK citizenship and I thought you knew this when you said David Noogie was a citizen of my country. I just assumed he was Georgian or British.

How long will it take to get the document corrected?

Please remember to get your visa applications, with passport photos, to me by Tuesday.

Lewd



Maduka Peters

Mon, 22 May 2006

Dear Lewd,

I have been successful in amending and obtaining the Affidavit of Claim Certificate. You will have to sign on it and have it sent to the bank.

I hope all is well. I have been suffering of severe stomach pains and will be taking tomorrow off to receive treatment. I am also having difficulty in breathing and do not have a clue as to why. I do not have any funds on me and i am so broke that i cannot even pay the medical bills if i was going to be hospitalized. As regards the Visa application forms, I am still in wait for 2 of my children's passport which they have only today applied for. They are 19 and 18 years of age and as you know , they will need information from the passport. (passport Number)

I will have to go now.

Your Partner,
Barrister Peters



Lewd Noogie

May 23, 2006

Maduka,
Listen, my friend, you need to watch out for your health. Getting this money isn't going to do you any good if your dead. You have to slow down a little.

Listen, that money's not going anyplace, we have plenty of time. Take the day off and get a little rest. The most important thing is for you to get those visa applications to me today. Go ahead and send me the ones for you and your wife and I can get Boris started on those.

Lewd



Lewd Noogie

May 23, 2006

Maduka,
I just checked and the Affidavit of Claim you just sent me is the old one. It still shows my citizenship as USA. Please send me a copy of the amended one.

Thanks.
Lewd



Maduka Peters

Tue, 23 May 2006

Dear Lewd,

I have not been feeling any good at all. I need some more rest. I will surely let you have the detail by the day after tomorrow. My wife wants me to worry about this problem after I have been declared by the doctor.

There is little I can say now as I need rest. I have been informed by the bank that they are presently under going a systems upgrade of their website for security purposes. You have been asked to contact Mr. Peter Okonkwo via this email address: acbplc@excite.com

I will check my email much later.

Here is the copy of the amended Affidavit Certificate. Sorry about the error in sending the same copy.

Your Partner,
Barrister Peters



Lewd Noogie

May 24, 2006

Maduka,
You take whatever time you need to get well. We can take care of everything once you are feeling better.

Let me know what your doctor tells you.

Get well soon.
Lewd



Maduka Peters

Wed, 24 May 2006

Dear Lewd,

I am feeling a lot better now. Have you sent the copies of the next of kin requirements to the bank? I have just called the bank and was informed that they have not received any of the requirements from you.

Please do this immediately so the bank can further proceed with your inheritance payment and have the funds released to you by your choice mode of payment.

I am eager to hear from you.

Your Partner,
Barrister Peters



Lewd Noogie

May 25, 2006

Maduka,
I'm glad to hear you're feeling better. What did your doctor say was the problem?

I think I explained to you earlier that I don't want to be in the position of having your money here and you being someplace else. I just don't think that would be a good idea. Right now getting you and your family your visas to come to Russia is the most important thing to get done. We have to do it now. What happens if for some reason you can't get a visa?

I'll go ahead and try to send the stuff to the bank today but get those visa applications to me this week.

Lewd



Maduka Peters

Thu, 25 May 2006

Dear Lewd,

There is no way i am leaving Nigeria if the funds are not for sure in your possession. My wife and i cannot make the trip that immediately and i had previously informed you that i would fly down with my family when the funds have been received by you.

The doctor claimed i had Ulcer and it was getting to its worst stage. I had Malaria Fever as well and with the fever eating became worse of a problem which led to a nervous break down.

Please do send the documents to the email address of the bank immediately . i will contact the bank again in some hours to find out if they have received it. Please be in no hurry as i will take my time to fill the Visa application forms and have them sent to you.

Your Partner,
Barrister Peters



Lewd Noogie

May 26, 2006

Maduka,
You are absolutely correct - there would be no need for you to come here if your money was not here but we need to make sure that you CAN come here. I don't foresee any problems getting the money here so let's make sure we can get YOU here. The visas will take the longest so please, get the applications to me.

I have always considered you to be an astute individual when it comes to business but your statement that you'll take your time is somewhat disturbing.

Lewd



Lewd Noogie

May 26, 2006

Mr. Okonkwo,
I have been requested by my partner, Barrister Maduka Peters, to contact you and forward documentation pertaining to the estate of my late relative Mr. David J. Noogie. Said documents are attached.

Please let me know of any further information that you require.

Sincerely,
Lewis D. Noogie



Maduka Peters

Fri, 26 May 2006

Dear Lewd,
You really do not understand. I cannot come to Russia except i am sure the funds have hit your account.

I surely cannot do anything fro russia should this transaction have any mishaps or misfortunes. I shall remain here to ensure that all this transaction is well covered and the transaction successfully carried out before flying down to your country to receive my own share of the funds. I HOPE you UNDERSTAND me.

Your Partner,
Barrister Peters



Lewd Noogie

May 26, 2006

Maduka,
This is really simple and I'm going to try and explain it as simply as I can.

You are exactly correct - if I don't bring your money here there's no reason for you to come here. However, I see no reason at this time why I will not be able to get your money here. Assuming I can get your money here, you and your family will need visas to come here. You cannot come to Russia without a visa.

The visa will cost money, as well as a little something extra for my friend in Russian Immigration to expedite it, but it will cost you nothing. I will take care of the cost. All you have to do is fill out the forms and send them to me with your passport photos.

Once you have the visas, if for some reason I am not able to bring your money here, then nothing is lost except what I pay for the visas. If I do not get your money here, you do not have to come. You do understand this, correct?

Bottom line, we have to assume you are coming to Russia, therefore you will need VISAS!! If you are serious about finishing this transaction then please send me the completed visa forms NOW so we can get this part finished. If you continue to refuse to apply for a visa then you don't need me for this. Maduka, integrity is my middle name. I will not have a situation where your money is here and you are not.

I hope you understand ME.
Lewd
Peter Okonkwo

Fri, 26 May 2006

AFRICAN CONTINENTAL BANK PLC. CONTINENTAL HOUSE,106/108 BROAD STREET, P.O.BOX 70007. LAGOS ISLAND, LAGOS. TEL: 234-1-4740215. FAX: 234-1-7590875

ATTN. LEWIS D. NOOGIE

GOOD AFTERNOON. I WISH TO INFORM YOU THAT THE NEXT OF KIN REQUIREMENTS HAVE BEEN RECEIVED AND PRESENTLY BEING VERIFIED. HOWVEVER ONE OF THE REQUIRED ITEMS WAS OMITTED WHICH IS YOUR IDENTIFICATION. PLEASE BE INFORMED ABOUT THIS AND ENSURE THAT THIS IS SENT TO ME AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.

I HOPE YOU HAVE A NICE WEEKEND

YOURS SINCERELY,
MR. PETER OKONKWO



Maduka Peters

Sat, 27 May 2006

Dear Lewd,
I have just read through your email and see that it is the lack of communication that has made us differ on some accounts. I will today see that my wife fills out her own copy of the Visa application. I finished with mine early today.

I do not and have not for any reason had any negative or pessimistic thoughts about this transaction. I have been impressed so far with the progress this transaction has made. I am only in hopes that you must have sent the documents to the bank and the payment of the funds left behind by my late client processed with immediate effect.

You do not have to question or doubt my zeal and will to see the conclusion of this project as no one would rather see his investment stall. I am only trying to avoid a situation whereby i am in Russia and our funds are still in Africa. Who knows just about anything could hold the transaction (signatory or Representation) and knowing that i am your representative on this matter would show some sense.

I will let you have the forms later on in the day.

Your Partner,
Barrister Peters.



Maduka Peters

Sat, 27 May 2006

Dear Lewd,
I have completed the forms today except for a few details which i would ask that you fill since you best know what to fill in the places. I will not be coming with my wife since my eldest son has an interview and this leaves no one else to look after my home when i and my wife are gone.

Another thing is that i do not know how you want me to send the completed forms to you. Would it be okay if i sent it via email attachment after scanning?

Please let me know.

Your Partner,
Barrister Peters



Lewd Noogie

May 28, 2006

Maduka,
I'm glad to hear that you're filling out the visa application forms but don't send them to me only partly filled out. Like I said before, the Russians are very picky about who they let into the country and if it looks like different people filled out the form there could be problems. There's nothing on them that you can't provide the information for.

Send me the ones for you and your wife today. It's ok to send them as email attachments.

Lewd



Maduka Peters

Mon, 29 May 2006

Dear Lewis,

I have told you that my wife and I will not be coming to Russia. She will have to look after the kids when I am gone. We have had talks and I have to respect our conclusion. I have a few questions, as I will need your help to fill out this information.

Section 9. Russian institution or organization to be visited (name and Address, phone number, E-mail, name of contact person.

10. Itinerary (places to be visited).

That is all I need to know from you so can complete MY application form and have it scanned and sent immediately to you. Please let me know the progress you are making with the bank.

Your Partner,
Barrister Princewill Peters.


[Hmmm. We're back to Princewill...]


Lewd Noogie

May 30, 2006

Princewill,
Glad to hear that your getting the application finished. To answer your questions:

Section 9 - You can put N/A for this and I'll explain it to my friend Boris when I submit the application.

Section 10 - Itinerary: Moscow, Irkutsk, Gadyukina.

We might want to take some side trips for sightseeing but that's not something you have to put on the application.

Lewd



Peter Okonkwo

Mon, 29 May 2006

ATTN. LEWIS D. NOOGIE

I WRITE TO INFORM YOU TODAY THAT THE VERIFICATION OF THE SUBMITTED NEXT OF KIN DOCUMENTS HAVE BEEN SATISFIED ORIGINAL AND GENUINE. YOU ARE HEREBY REQUIRED TO MAKE AVAILABLE TO THIS OFFICE YOUR IDENTIFICATION WHISH IS YET TO BE RECEIVED.

WE HOPE YOU HAVE A SWIFT TRANSACTION WITH OUR BANK.

YOURS SINCERELY,
MR. PETER OKONKWO



Maduka Peters

Tue, 30 May 2006

Dear Lewd,
Good Morning. I sent you an email yesterday and did not get any response. I asked a few questions and wonder why you have not gotten back to me yet. Please kindly have the questions answered as it is very important i have the info.

I hope all is well with you and your family.

Your Partner,
Barrister Peters
Peter Okonkwo

Tue, 30 May 2006

ATTN. LEWIS D. NOOGIE

GOOD DAY.I WRITE TO INFORM YOU THAT I RECEIVED THIS EMAIL FROM YOU YESTERDAY AND I AM NOT SURE IT WAS INTENDED FOR ME.

THIS OFFICE STILL REQUIRES THE IMMEDIATE SUBMISSION OF A COPY OF YOUR IDENTIFICATION (DRIVERS LICENSE OR INTERNATIONAL PASSPORT TO PROCEED FURTHER WITH THE RELEASE OF YOUR INHERITANCE PAYMENT. I ANTICIPATE YOUR SWIFT ACTION.

YOURS SINCERELY,
MR. PETER OKONKWO
DIRECTOR FOR FOREIGN AFFAIRS.
(AFRICAN CONTINENTAL BANK PLC


[Apparently I sent yesterday's reply meant for Maduka to the bank...]


Lewd Noogie

May 31, 2006

Maduka,
My mistake. I accidentally sent my reply to you to the bank. Sorry about that.

Glad to hear that your getting the application finished. To answer your questions:

Section 9 - You can put N/A for this and I'll explain it to my friend Boris when I submit the application.

Section 10 - Itinerary: Moscow, Irkutsk, Gadyukina.

We might want to take some side trips for sightseeing but that's not something you have to put on the application.

Lewd



Lewd Noogie

May 31, 2006

Mr. Okonkwo,
You will receive my identification in due time. At the moment my attorney and I are focussing on other aspects of this transaction. You will be hearing from me shortly.

Sincerely,
Lewis D. Noogie



Maduka Peters

Wed, 31 May 2006

Dear Lewd,
I have received your email and will complete the filled application form.

I will be very busy tomorrow as i have to go to the court tomorrow and will be needing some studying before representing my cliant in the court.

Thank you for your help so far. I will get back to you.

Your Partner,
Barrister Peters



Lewd Noogie

June 1, 2006

Maduka,
Will you pleeeeeease get that visa application to me now! I have wined and dined Boris, my friend in Russian Immigration, every night for the past four nights and he's in a good mood now. He's ready to help so let's don't blow it.

Lewd



Maduka Peters

Thu, 1 Jun 2006

Dear Lewd,
I have received your email. I have completed filling the forms and i hope i have done so correctly. I am sending this to you right now so please find it attached in this email. I have just called the bank to find out the situation of this transfer and was informed that your are delaying presenting them with your identification and that you were sorting a few things out with me. I am not too sure why i was informed of this but i will like you to quickly have this sent to the bank so the bank can proceed and have the funds released to you without further delay.

We still have a lot to cover and must not relax as the bank has not sent you a form which will enable you indicate your preferred mode of payment. Please do the necessary on your end as i have fulfilled my end of the transaction and do not feel good with you delaying the progress of this transaction. I perfectly understand that you wish for me to be there when the funds arrive your country but we still have a lot here before the funds are released to you. i hope you understand.

Your Partner,
Barrister Peters


[Maduka has provided a completed visa application, including passport photo. Time to find out about that second letter he sent me...]


Lewd Noogie

June 2, 2006

Maduka, what the hell is going on? I was going through and cleaning out my junk mail last night when I found this, sent to me on May 19. Why did you send me this letter and who is David Peterson? There's another dead guy you want me to be the next of kin to? Are there any more cadavers laying around out there that you want to try and pass off as my cousins?

I'd like an explanation please.

Lewd

MADUKA PETERS CHAMBERS
BARRISTER AND SOLICITOR-AT-LAW)
1095 EAGLEHOUSE CRESENT V/L
MARINA LAGOS.-NIGERIA.
Private Email: maduka_peters07@yahoo.com

May 19, 2006

DEAR,

How are you today?I know this mail may come as a surprise to you due to the notable fact that you do not know me. Let me proceed by introducing my self formally to you.My name is Barrister Maduka Peters. I am from Nigeria and allso a citizen of Great Britain and Northern Ireland as well as a practicing lawyer in the British bar.

I am the legal representative to the late Mr. David Peterson, etc. etc.



Maduka Peters

Fri, 2 Jun 2006

Dear Lewd,
I have just been able to check my email. Kindly this regard the email you received. It is a well calculated attempt to disrupt our transaction and possibly find out information that could help divert our funds. i sacked my secretary because I found out that she hacked into my email address and for this reason i had my email address change to maduka_peters200@yahoo.com. I no longer felt safe with her as this transaction involves millions of dollars that could totally break me down should I carelessly throw caution to the wind.

I am 100% sure that she is the one who has written this letter to you to obviously cause confusion and also aide her in obtaining relevant information that would be used to have our funds diverted. a lot of things are happening in our world today and I would not want a situation where by we are careless and lose all we have worked so hard for.

I have deviced a code and if you do not find this code in future correspondences, kindly ignore the message. If you have done really well by informing me of this and I will be calling a friend who is a police officer to carry out an investigation on this note. The code is Rowland and you will find it at the top left corner of all future email sent to you by me.

I hope you have a lovely weekend and please let me know what is going on with the bank. You have to be very careful hence forth and on no account must you respond to that email address. You have to be careful with information revealed to people because we cannot afford to have any stones unturned. My sick daughterÕs health depends on the success of this transaction and my whole world would be ruined should anything evil befall us in our mission to claim the funds. I hope you understand me. A word they say is enough for the wise.

Your Partner,
Barrister Peters



Lewd Noogie

June 3, 2006

Maduka, my friend, you've been a bad boy.

When I found that second letter from you about 'Mr. Peterson' I got very suspicious and I brought one of my computer geeks up from Kiev to do a little investigating for me. You would not believe some of the stuff this guy can do. Hell, I don't believe it and I watched him do it. I had him do a little computer 'detective' work and now I know exactly what's going on. Oh yeah, this guy is gooood!

I was pretty pissed off when I first found out that you're a scammer and my first instinct was to jump on a plane and come down there and get jihad on your skinny ass. But I am nothing if not patient, and to quote from the Book of Noogie, Chapter 5, verse 18, "Vengeance is Mine, Sayeth the Lewd".

Word up - you goin' down, dawg..

Talk to you later.
Lewd



Lewd Noogie

Maduka & Peter (Okonkwo),

I must apologize for my last letter and it's complete lack of professionalism. I can only say that I was caught up in the anger of having nearly been the victim of a scam that could have potentially cost me a lot of money, and I would like to terminate our business relationship on a kinder, gentler, friendlier note:

Fulk you guys!

You jerkoffs haven't heard the last from me, not by a longshot. I'm still tempted to come down there and personally touch a whip to your flanks in the middle of the village square. It is only because I have some important meetings in Irkutsk next week that I am prevented from doing so.

Homes, you have awakened a sleeping 5'-4", 127 lb. giant and filled him with a terrible resolve. I'm going to devote myself to, uh, unmodality-ing your modalities. Ok, I'm not sure if 'unmodality-ing' is a real word but you get my drift. My Supergeek is on the case and on your asses!

Your pal,
Lewd



Part II - A Love Story

Maduka Peters - Barrister to DBC David Peterson / Bela
David Peterson / Bela - The Dead Guy
Reverend George Lukman -The Bank Guy
Barrister Mike Ochuko Oghene - Attorney For The Bank
Dr. Mrs. Patience Okonta - Head of The Bank's Fraud Alert Unit
Mrs. Maya Woods - Western Union Customer Relations Officer
Mysterious Hired Gun - emitter of death threats
Vs.
Maya Bushburn - Small-Town Girl From Fargo, West Dakota
Lewis D. "Lewd" Noogie - International Hotel Consultant

I really, really have to hand it to these guys! I have NEVER had lads who put more effort and thought into a scam, nor have I ever felt a lad's frustration as much. My hat is off to them!


Maduka Peters

From: madukapeters7@oi.com.br
To: undisclosed-recipients:;
Subject: HELLO DEAR(READ)
Date: Fri, 19 May 2006

Received: from smtp2.oi.com.br ([200.222.115.17])

MADUKA PETERS CHAMBERS
BARRISTER AND SOLICITOR-AT-LAW)
1095 EAGLEHOUSE CRESENT V/L
MARINA LAGOS.-NIGERIA.
Private Email: maduka_peters07@yahoo.com

DEAR,

How are you today?I know this mail may come as a surprise to you due to the notable fact that you do not know me. Let me proceed by introducing my self formally to you.My name is Barrister Maduka Peters. I am from Nigeria and allso a citizen of Great Britain and Northern Ireland as well as a practicing lawyer in the British bar.

I am the legal representative to the late Mr. David Peterson,a National of your country and a resident of the United Kingdom for 8 years before he moved to Nigeria,and herein after would be referred to as my late client. My Late client moved to Nigeria on the 4th of august 1993 he also persuaded me to move with him as well with an agreement that he would be paying me monthly as his legal adviser since I was not at that time authorized to practice here in Nigeria. Since then I have lived with my late client in Nigeria and he has been paying my wages until Sunday the 2nd of February 2003 when my late client his wife and kids we killed in the bomb blast which happen in Lagos, please kindly find details of this incident at the web link below:

<<http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/2718295.stm>>

Since then I have been trying to survive in Nigeria not knowing where to begin from if I return to the U.k.Before my clients death he was the CEO of atlas dredging company, this he made a lot of money from and had a lot of estates as well as an account with a bank in Nigeria here.

He had an account with the Standard Investment Trust Bank valued at us$14.5 million which he did not fix any beneficiary or next of kin. I was told by this bank to provide his next of kin so that the proceeds

of his account with them could be paid to whom I present as His next of kin.

For two years now I have been looking for his next of kin with no success until last week Friday when I received a notice from the bank that I am to produce the next of kin or have the account confiscated

and the funds transferred to state treasury.

I am now contacting you to present you as the next of kin to my late client so the proceeds of his account can be paid to you then both of us can share the money as follows , 40% for you 50% for me then 10% would be set aside for expenses we might incure during this transaction.

I also wish to inform you that this transaction would be concluded in less than 10 working days from the date of your response as long as you co-operate fully. All proceedings in this transaction would be carried out legally thereby protecting you and me from any breach of the law.

If you are interested and ready to proceed in this transaction with me which I assure you that all is mapped out and I would give you full legal support and documented backup to buttress any claims we may make.Kindly get back to me if interested via my private email address [maduka_peters07@yahoo.com with the below in formations filled out.

1.FULL NAME...............................
2.DATE OF BIRTH............................
3.SEX................
4.MARITEL STATUS...........................
5.CONTACT ADDRESS...........................
6.OCUPPATION................................
7.CALL PHONE NUMBER..........................
8.ZIP CODE.............................
9.FAX.......................................
11.COUNTRY................................

Best regards & Wishes
Barr.Maduka Peters

CONFIDENTIALITY NOTE: This e-mail and any attachments may be confidential or contain privileged information. If you are not the intended recipient, be aware that any disclosure, copying, distribution or use of this e-mail or any attachment is prohibited. If you have received this e-mail in error,please notify us immediately by returning it to the sender and delete this copy and any attachments from your system.

Thank you for your cooperation.


[Doesn't this look familiar?]


Maya Bushburn

May 20, 2006

Mr. Peters,
Hi,

Mr. Peters, I'm not sure what your email is all about. I'm afraid I really don't know who David Peterson is but I'm sorry to hear he died. I'm no relation to him and I hope you can find his family.

Maya



Maduka Peters

peterschambers100@yahoo.com
X-Originating-IP: [216.136.130.106]

Sun, 21 May 2006

Hi Maya Bushburn,

I got your E-mail response to my proposal and I must say I am very greatful for your concern and time spent to offer me an assistance to this.

Like you understand my late client is not in anyway your relative fine about that.But here i am putting to you that you could assist me have this money which belongs to him transfered to your account since He has no body to stand as His Next Of Kin for claim.

I have contacted you for nothing but your assistance to have this money remmited into your bank account in the next 72 hours from now because only you as a foreigner can claim this fund with all necessary documents which I will back you up with.

I will want you to please fill this text of application below contact the bank immediatelly with the bank email adress in the form below and make sure you get back to me with any information you might get from the bank so Ill direct on you on what to do next

FILL AND SEND TO THE BANK VIA EMAIL

ATTENTION: THE HEAD OF THE FOREIGN AFFAIRS DEPARTMENT.
AFRICAN CONTINENTAL BANK PLC.
CONTINENTAL HOUSE, 106/108 BROAD STREET, P.O.BOX 70007.
LAGOS ISLAND, LAGOS.
TEL: 234-1-8969901.
FAX: 234-1-7590875.
Email: - foreignaffairsdept@acbngplc.cjb.net

SIR,

SUB: APPLICATION AS NEXT-OF-KIN DRAWING FROM THE ACCOUNT OF LATE MR. DAVID PETERSON WITH YOUR BANK VALUED AT US$14,500,00.00

I AM THE NEXT-OF-KIN FOLLOWING MY RELATIONSHIP TO LATE MR. DAVID BUSHBURN PETERSON WITH THIS LETTER, YOU WILL CERTAINLY REMEMBER THAT ABOUT 3 YEARS AGO, MANY DAILY NEWSPAPERS IN YOUR COUNTRY PUBLISHED THE DEATH OF ONE OF YOUR NUMEROUS CUSTOMERS, MY LATE UNCLE WHO HAD A PERMANENT RESIDENCE PERMIT IN NIGERIA SINCE 1978 AND WHO DIED ON FEBRURARY 2, 2003 IN A BOMB BLAST FOLLOWING THE DEPOSIT/LODGEMENT HOLDEN IN THE DOMICILIARY ACCOUNT OF YOUR LATE CUSTOMER, MY LATE UNCLE,WITH ACCOUNT DETAILS:

Account Number: ACB/540011453701
Bill Number: ACB/011/01
Total Amount: US$9,500,00.00 ONLY.
Transaction Code: ACB/XX-23908756X
Swift Code: 886547

AS A RELATIVE, I HAVE REALISED THE MENTIONED ACCOUNT NUMBER ACCORDING TO THE DEED OF WILL ALREADY INTERPRETED FOR AND IN MY FAVOR BY HIS ATTORNEY BARRISTER MADUKA PETERS AS THE NEXT-OF-KIN TO THE DECEASED.

I TRUST THAT YOU WILL UNDERSTAND THAT UNDER THIS CIRCUMSTANCE, YOU WILL BEGIN TO PROCESS THE TRANSFER OF US$14,500,00.00 TO AN ACCOUNT, WHICH I SHALL PROVIDE. I AM PREPARED AND READY TO SUBMIT ANY DOCUMENTARY EVIDENCE (S) UPON DEMAND AND ALSO I WILL BE SOLELY RESPONSIBLE FOR ALL OBLIGATIONS THERETO CONCERNING THE TRANSFER OF THE US$14,500,00.00 TO MY BANK ACCOUNT. KINDLY NOTE THE ABOVE INFORMATION AND CHECK YOUR RECORDS ACCORDINGLY IN MY FAVOR.

PERSONAL INFORMATION
FULL NAME: MAYA BUSHBURN PETERSON
ADDRESS:
TEL NUMBER:
FAX: NUMBER:
EMAIL:
PROFESSION:
DATE OF BIRTH:
SEX:
MARITAL STATUS:

YOURS FAITHFULLY,
MR. MAYA BUSHBURN PETERSON
SIGNATURE
DATE

With God,s Blessings On Your Family.
Mr Maduka peters Esq.



Maya Bushburn

May 21, 2006

Hi again, Mr. Peters,
I'm sorry, I guess I wasn't very clear in my last letter. I wasn't offering to assist, I was explaining that I don't know who David Peterson is and I'm not related to him. My last name is Bushburn, not Peterson. And I'm not a Mr., I'm a Ms.

Please forgive me for the confusion and I sincerely hope you can find his family.

Yours,
Maya Bushburn



Maduka Peters

Mon, 22 May 2006

Hi Maya Bushburn,

I would like you to get something clear about this.All I need from you is nothing but your assistance as a foreigner to have this fund remitted into your account in the next 72 hours from now.Now Ill want to know if you really would like to assist me in this transaction.

This is a life time opportunity for me,I know fully well that you are not in anyway related to my late client.but one thing you should note is that i am the person in position to present the next of kin to this fund for claim and immediatelly the bank receives you then we are told to get necessary documents which are very well available for this transaction.Get back to me from this email before you go to the bank.

I hope to hear from you soonest a possitive response to my email.

With love and Gods blessings on your family.
Mr Maduka Peters Esq.



Maya Bushburn

May 23, 2006

Hi, Mr. Peters,
I'd sure like to help you and all but I'm not sure that what you're asking is legal. Wouldn't it be dishonest for me to say I'm Mr. Peterson's relative when I'm not? And I'm sure you didn't mean you were willing to pay forty percent of 14 million dollars just to use my account. I think you would be cheating yourself and you don't sound like a foolish person to me. For that much money I'm sure you could find someone who knows a lot more about financial matters than I do.

Yours,
Maya



Maduka Peters

Tue, 23 May 2006

Hi Maya Bushburn

I would have also said the same thing but do i ask you a questiuon.Do i just sit back and watch my client,s money which i very well know about be confisticated by Nigerian government.

Get back to me if you think I am making sense to you.

With Love and Regards,
Maduka Peters Esq.



Maya Bushburn

May 24, 2006

Hi Mr. Peters,
I guess I can understand how you feel about all that money going to the government. If I help you is there any chance of me getting in trouble with the law there? That's really the last thing I need in my life.

But why did you pick me when you could get someone who knows more about this kind of thing than I do? I mean, I can't even imagine having the money that you're offering me to help you and the temptation is strong. I won't get in trouble, will I?

From your email you seem like a very kind and gentle person and you seem like someone I could trust.

Yours,
Maya Bushburn

ps - just out of curiosity, are you married Mr. Peters?



Maduka Peters

Thu, 25 May 2006

Hi Maya Bushburn

sorry for nto have written to you before now.I was in receipt of your email and was not happy with the questions you are asking after i have told you that there is every legal documentsts to be presented to the bank for the release ofthis fund.

Please without wasting much time like I told you ealier on we have to get over this in no time.Still asking why I pick you is because you failed to understand that here in this case you will be presented with the last name of my late client, which makes it look real that you are the beneficiary next of kin to my late client and I will be standing to proof that .

Sweet Heart I'll implore you to get me your personal information and let me have you presented to the bank for quick proceedures to have this fund transfered into your nominated bank account.Present the following below.

Full name
Date of birth
Marital status
Sex
Contact address
Occupation,
Private phone number
Zip code
Fax
Country

Thanks for concern and intension for the commencement of this transaction.From your question about my private life,I am having two kids but am divorced hope you wont be angry with me now its just the truth

With The Love Of God On Your Family.

Kind Regards
Maduka Peters Esq.



Maya Bushburn

May 26, 2006

Dear Maduka (I hope you don't mind if I use your first name),

Before I make a final commitment on this I have one final question - If I use the last name of your late client, isn't somebody going to want to see identification sooner or later? I don't have any identification in that guy's name.

I can go ahead and give you my real information I guess.

My Full name is Maya Bushburn
My Date of birth is October 10, 1980
My Marital status is single
My Sex is female
My Contact address - 767 Alferd E. Packer Drive, Fargo, West Dakota, 58124
My Occupation is Administrative Assistant
My Private phone number - I just moved to a new apartment and the phone is not hooked up yet. I will inform you of the number when it's installed.

My Zip code is 58124
I don't have a fax
My Country is USA

I don't understand why you think I would be angry with you because you're divorced. Of course not! I think it's nice that you're not attached. I enjoy corresponding with you, you're so much more interesting than the guys I know here in Fargo. I certainly hope you don't drive a pickup truck!

I look forward to hearing from you again, Maduka.

Yours sincerely,
Maya



Maduka Peters

Fri, 26 May 2006

Hi

I got your E-mail and i was in a funny mood after reading.Firstly concerning your name you dont have any problem with that at all but to just have this fund transfered into your nominated bank account as long as we do according to the bank's directives which will be demanded and I told you I will take care of those situation as we proceed.

In response to your question if anyone will want to ask of your name about this transaction or something sort of it,well to me I beleive the only people who knows about this buisness is just the two of us and why should any body come to you for something which he does not know about ,besides have you forgotten that I am a lawyer and now your partner and friend?

I will be submitting your information to the bank today for the commencement of proceedures to have the remmitting of this fund done into your bank account telling them also that i have found you the Next Of Kin to my late client.

Now I will want you to fill and send this application form attached herein and send it to the bank VIA E-mail.

I am not a pauper in response to your asking if i drive a pickup truck!I am filed with God's blessings and it is marvelouse in my sight.

I would implore you to get your phone fixed for easier communication,cos I would LOVE to speak with you and please I would want you to give the bank a short call as soon as you send them the application for verification.

as we get to know ourselves the more we will share reasonings and Ill tell you about my divorced wife.

Thanks for your concern about my marital affairs or life,Hoping to hear from you soonest.

With God's Blessings,
Maduka Peters Esq.



Maya Bushburn

May 26, 2006

Dear Maduka,
Ok, I have decided. If you don't think the name thing is a problem then I will trust your judgement.

I should explain the thing about the pickup truck. If you are an attorney then obviously you're not a pauper! It's just that so many of the single men here in Fargo, and West Dakota in general, all drive pickup trucks. I get so discouraged here, these men are more interested in their snow tires than they are in women. I just meant it's nice to meet a man who can speak to a woman with a little respect.

I hope you don't feel I'm being too forward, but do you have a picture you could send me?

I called the phone company and asked them to try and hurry a little to get my phone installed. They said they would try but you have to know that things just move slower in small towns. I'll keep after them.

I I tried to fill out the form you sent but there's some stuff on it I don't know about, like I'm not sure what a swift code is or what a routing number is. I'll try and take some time off on Monday to go to the bank and find out what these are.

I think it must be nice having two children. I've never been married so I can only dream about having children. How old are yours? What are their names? Do you spend a lot of time with them? You are very lucky!

I hope to hear from you very soon!

Love,
Maya



Maduka Peters

Fri, 26 May 2006

Hi Maya,

I got your E-mail and was impressed about it.I wouldnt want you to bother your self about asking anybody about anything concerning this transaction in order to prevent anyone to know about this fund that is yet to be transfered into your bank account.

I wouldnt want you to bother about the routin code for now and with with the swift code when it is time the bank will confirm about all this details from your bank,for now these are not necessary all you need to do is to fill in your account number,account name,bank name,bank address/telephone number and fax if available.

Once again I would not want you to discuss this issue with anybody whatsoever,Like I ealier told you no body knows about this but I you and the bank.

I hope you understand all this.

I will love to also see your own picture first because i suspect you to be a lovely looking person,from your written words previously to me i could tell.

I will have my picture sent to you.

I will want you to waste no time and fill the form without these two codes that you are having problems with and send it to the bank Immediately inwhich i expect you to note that it will take us seven working days to have this transaction completed,as long as we are able to meet up the bank's requirements/demands legally and financially.

After which i will want to seek your concent on how we should both meet because after a wonderful association with you concerning this buisness transaction you are a lovely person I guess I would want to spend some time with.So sweet heart as for my kids,the first is omoshetan who is 15 and ogbeja 10,I spend little time with them because of the nature of my job but they cope and i see inteligence in them of course they are the children of a barrister or what do you expect!.Hoping to meet with you soonest after this all.

With Love and Regards
Mr Peters Esq.


[Maduka is so sweet! He doesn't want me to be bothered with all those nasty bank details. I send him a picture of Maya; her resemblence to Carmen Electra is uncanny...]


Maya Bushburn

May 27, 2006

Dear Maduka,
I think it would be great if we could meet when we're finished with this!! I think we should definitely make plans to do so!!

But I guess you should see what I look like first. The picture I attached is of me and my best friend Cindy. I went to school with Cindy and now I work with her. I'm the one on the left (Cindy is the pretty one). It's not a very good one of me but I promise I can look better if I dress up a little. Do you think maybe I would look better if I was blonde like her?

I know I'm not the most attractive girl here in Fargo but I hope you're one of those rare men who can see beyond how a person looks.

Ok, I'll get the bank stuff together and send it tomorrow.

With affection,
Maya

ps - now you know what I look like, now it's my turn!! Send me your picture!!



Maduka Peters

Sat, 27 May 2006

Hi Maya,

I got your E-mail and must confess angel you are wonderful in your look and you said you were not looking good?baby you are one sort of an angel and I beleive with your existence on earth there is an angel missing in heaven.

I got your Email and was proud of you I would implore you get to send the bank this form for further proceedures on how to have this fund remmited in no time.

I must be very realistic because I have confide a genuine trust in you that this fund is safe in your account when transferd and I must tell you that as a one probate Lawyer.

I wouldn,t want you to mind about the expenses that will arise during this transaction for I beleive we both know what we are about to derive at by arranging together this expenses mutually.

My Kids are longing to meet you in person for they are very proud of me their father for having a wonderful new friend like you and must tell you this secreet that you have really raised my feelings about you.

Get back to me if you understand my email.

Not forgeting my picture check it out,and please consider my being ugly here.

Make sure you contact the bank TODAY so as for us to get over this for baby Ill have to meet with you come what may.

One favour I will like you to do for me is to PLEASEEEE,Take good care of your self for me.

Kind Regards,
Maduka Peters Esq.


[Who could resist that silver tongue?]


Maya Bushburn

May 28, 2006

Dearest Maduka,
I appreciate the kind words from you but you don't have to try and flatter me. I probably didn't make myself clear in my last email - in the picture I sent you I'm the one with the dark hair on the left. I think your words about an angel being missing in heaven must have been about Cindy, the girl on the right. She's the attractive one. It's ok, though. At least you're still writing, even if you know what I look like.

I received your picture and while I'm certain you're very handsome, it's hard for me to tell because your picture is so small. Can you send something a little bigger please?

I'll get the form to the bank today.

Love,
Wanda


[Maduka and his cohorts are still somewhat challenged when it comes to keeping names straight. First the Dead Guy was named Peterson, now it's Bela...]


Revrend George Lukman

info@ecobankgroups.com
X-Originating-IP: [65.54.250.22]

Mon, 29 May 2006

Eco Bank Groups .Tinubu-Square Lagos-Nigeria
Tel/Fax: �,2341-8120235
Email: info@ecobankgroups.com

Attention:Maya Bushburn Bela .

We are in receipt of your information and all contents are well noted.

We hereby wish to inform you that you have been acknowledged by the authorities of Eco Bank Groups as the bonafide and certified next of kin to our esteemed Late customer Mr. David Bushburn Bela prior to a formal application issued to us by your reperesenting attorney Barrister.Maduka Peters ,infutherance the sum of US$14.5 Million has been approved for payment/transfer into your designated bank account without any futher delay upon furnishing us with the below documents /information.

1.An Oath of affidavit duly sworn in your name in a Nigeria federal high court .
2.A copy of Late Mr. David Bushburn Bela death certificate .
3.A copy of certificate of deposit of the aforesaid US$14.5 Million.
4.You are also required to come over to Nigeria here and sign your fund release order document before we can remmit this funds into your designated account,but optionally if you can make it down here you will be required to pay the sum of $850 to our bank nominated attorney Barrister .Mike Ochuko Oghene to sign the document on your behalf .

We anticipate your most urgent response.

Do reach me on 011-234-8034401466 for futher enquiries.

Sincerely,
Revrend.George Lukman



Maduka Peters

Mon, 29 May 2006

Hi Maya

Mammy I will want to warn you about disputing me about your awesome beauty.I identified you with the discription you gave to me and you say I dont know what I am saying ? O honney dont worry maybe when we get together from my expressions of feelings you will be able to tell how adoring you are,You are expensive,so I will say.

I got your email and was very impressed with you honney I am proud of you.

Please make sure you feed me with every details the bank tells you and always get directives from me before you get to the bank all the time you have to.

I will definitely be eager to hear from you soonest.

With Love,
Maduka Peters Esq.



Maya Bushburn

May 30, 2006

Dearest Maduka,
I heard from the bank today and guess what?? They want me to come there to sign some documents! What do you think? Should I come there? Would you be able to spend time with me?

They gave me the option of either coming there of having the bank attorney sign for me. What do you think is best? I'd really like to come!!! Please, Maduka, tell me I should come there!! Please Please Please!! Oh, I want to come there so much!!!

It was really sweet of you to say those nice things about me. Even if you don't mean it, it was nice to hear. Judging from the way you talk to me I'll bet you have a lot of girlfriends, don't you? I have to warn you that if I do come there I'm a very possessive woman.

The bank also wants me to send them some documents that I have no idea how to get. they want a death certificate, a certificate of deposit, and some kind of oath, whatever that is. What should I do about these?

I am so excited! After you tell me whether or not I should come there I'll start making plans about what to do next.

Write me quickly!

Hugs and more;-)
Maya

ps - I know I'm taking a big chance here but I'm attaching another picture. I like this one a little better than the last one I sent but I still don't think it's that good. I hope you and your friends aren't sitting around and laughing about the ugly girl you're writing to:-(


[Another picture of Maya - that amazing Carmen Electra resemblance again! THIS one will get Maduka excited (hell, it got ME excited)!]


Maduka Peters

Tue, 30 May 2006

Hi Maya,

i received your email and was very impressed with your effort concerning this transaction.

Concerning this transaction firstly,I would really love you to come down to Nigeria so as to have this documents signed yourself but considering the time factor due to this transaction,and the cost of flying down to Nigeria I will prefer you send the money requested from the bank to the attorney representing in this case and for the remaining documents Baby I will take care of them,Please I would want you by so doing inform the bank that your representing Attorney Barrister Maduka Peters will be coming to the bank tomorrow with the documents requested.

But note that the fees required by the bank for the signing of the document by the bank Attorney has to be paid for commencement of the transfer of our fund.

I beleive you will understand that I would not want my dear you to go into stress just for the purpose of signing but instead for my purpose but i think I should be doing the travelling anyway as soon as you receive the funds into your bank account.

Baby Immediatelly this fund gets into your account honey there will be enough leisure time for us to be together that is when I will be happy to receive my angelic guest (MY MAYA).

Honey I would want you to go ahead satisfy the bank with their requirements by sending down whatever fee that is required without further delay and get back to me with the copy of the payment informations.

Baby i would also want you to have this transaction put into prayers also for a sucessful ending and a happy meeting which I look forward to experience and I beleive You are making put count on you.

Be my darling.

With Regards
Maduka Peters,Esq



Maya Bushburn

May 31, 2006

Maduka,
I'm sorry to hear that you don't want me to come there but I guess it was not unexpected. It's been that way all my life. Everytime I feel like I'm getting close to someone who has been nice to me they start moving away from me. I just don't understand what it is about me that men don't like.

I knew I should not have sent that second picture. That's what turned you off, isn't it? You don't have to put on this charade anymore with the nice words and the flattering compliments.

I don't feel like writing now, maybe later.

Maya



Maduka Peters

Wed, 31 May 2006

Hi Momie.

I have not intended to hurt your feelings in saying you should not come down to me yet.Babby should tell you the gospel truth.I have fallen in love with you,and intend meeting with you when all stress is being eased off concerning this transaction at hand.

I have put it to you that you will have every course to be with me immeditelly we get to the conclusion of this matter as long as we go for it.

Honney I had a wonderful dream with you and my kids by my side while driving is this not to come to pass ?It happens like that ever since i got your pix into my box.

Honney please contact the bank in the payment of the fees for the signature and send me the payment information for record purpose make sure you inform me after you have made the payment remember we are runing out of time.And I should tell you that i need more of your pix I mean something like what you sent lastly for you dont know how lovely you look with the ebony black hair God has blessed your beauty with.

Please make me have a cool mind by telling me you are ok with what I have told you and I wont let you down honney.

With Regards,
Mr peters Esq.



Maduka Peters

Wed, 31 May 2006

Hi Honney

On a second note Do you still insist in coming down to me ,you are free to.but because of the time factor please get back to the bank with the fees and let the proceedure on how to withdraw this fund be ready.

Baby you could start getting ready and tell me when ready to come so Ill have my adress to you. Hoping to hear from you soonest.I love you.

Mr Peters.



Maya Bushburn

June 1, 2006

I get so frustrated with men that sometimes I want to kill somebody. All you men really care about is your money. I thought you were going to be different. You were so nice at first and I was beginning to believe those things you said about how beautiful I was. I begged you to let me come there. Yeah, sure, beautiful, but just don't try to come here to be with me, right? What's the matter Maduka, would you be ashamed to be seen walking down the street with me? Maybe it wouldn't be so bad if I wore a bag over my head?

Look, we both know I'm not very attractive and I would have had more respect for you if you had just told me from the beginning that you weren't interested in me romantically instead of saying all those nice things and leading me on.

And don't lie to me about being in love with me. That really hurts.

Maya

And also don't give me this crap about how you have to sign those documents at the bank. They said it was my option that I could have someone do it for me or I could do it myself.



Revrend George Lukman

Wed, 31 May 2006

Eco Bank Groups .Tinubu-Square Lagos-Nigeria
Tel/Fax: �,2341-8120235
Email: info@ecobankgroups.com

Attention:Maya Bushburn Bela .

We hereby wish to notify you that you have 5working days to furnish us with the required informations/documents ,failure to meet up the requirements prior to the expiration of the mandate ,do note that your inheritance funds will be converted to Government escrow account.

We thank you for your understanding.

We anticipate your most urgent response.
Do reach me on 011-234-8034401466 for futher enquiries.

Sincerely,
Revrend.George Lukman



Maduka Peters

Wed, 31 May 2006

Hi Honney,

I would not want you to please put your self into stress because you find it difficult to beleive the feelings I got for you simply because you dont see what I have here with me for you from other guys down there .babby i wanted not to disclose this to you but i think I will have to now at this moment.

Honney there is one thing I desire in a woman.from the recent mails you sent Maya sounded matured in one of them and I was moral boosted in meeting someone like you who dared to my heart but here you are not beleiving by hearts witness for your love.

Please honney I think you will have to pray for Gods devine forgiveness for that because you almost gave me a heart break which almost led me down whem i got your E-mail.

Babby i understand how you feel when you made mention of guys out there,and the attitude potrayed by them to you.I would consider you trying to express your feelings but baby please you should not compare me to just any guy.I am not guys,but a responsible man with two kids and a wifey that you to come if you wanted my wish honney.

Maya in oder for us to have all said to be done for us to have our money honey not just mine its ours for the family our family honey or dont you see my dream?

Please honey dont dispute anything from me again I dont flatter but tell you the truth you are a queen and you know it but just pulling my legs.

Honney From your last paragraph from your E-mail you will know have attractive you are to me when you get to meet with me one on one,How do you beleive me please honey you just have to I am not just after the money But the relationship it is bringing between the two of us.

Please get back to the bank asking them what to do next concerning the payment like I told you we dont have enough time left we have been making things hard for me expecially down here Darling I am in a mess because of this transaction please hurry to the bank and lets get over this so as to make plans for our selves or what do you think?

Hoping to hear from you soonest a possitive response to my E-mail.

With Love,
Mr Peters Esq.



Maya Bushburn

June 2, 2006

Maduka, will you please stop with this 'queen' crap? I really don't like you saying that, you don't understand how much that hurts.

And also please stop with this bit about you trying to save me from the stress of coming there. There was no stress, I wanted to come there so we could do this together. I just want you to tell me the real reason you don't want me to come there. Don't worry, I can deal with it.

I don't know understand what I'm supposed to tell the bank. They said coming there was my choice, now you want me to tell them I don't want to?

I don't understand any of this anymore. It's certainly not going where I thought it was.

Maya



Maya Bushburn

June 2, 2006

Mr. Lukman,

I have been informed by my friend Mr. Peters that, even though you offerred me the opportunity to come to Nigeria to finish this transfer, he does not wish me to do so. I'm sure he has his own reasons for this, though I don't know what they are.

Can you please tell me exactly what I need to do to finish this without my actual presence there.

Thank you,
Maya Bushburn Bela



Revrend George Lukman

Fri, 02 Jun 2006

Eco Bank Groups .

Attention: Maya Bushburn Bela .

All you require to do to finish this transaction without your presence here is to send over the sum of $850 to our nominated bank attorney that will have the documents signed on your behalf with the information below via western union.

Receiver's Name: Mike Ochuko Oghene.
Address: Ia ecobank groups avenue Lagos Nigeria .

You are advised to send down the money with the information given above via western union money transfer without any futher delay so as to enable us transfer your funds into your designated bank acount within 48hours of acknowledgement of the payment receipt of the $850. We await your most urgent payment information and call on 011-234-8034401466 for futher enquiries.

Sincerely,
Revrend.George Lukman

We thank you for your understanding. We anticipate your most urgent response. Do reach me on 011-234-8034401466 for futher enquiries. Sincerely,
Revrend.George Lukman



Maduka Peters

Fri, 2 Jun 2006

Hi Maya,

I got your E-mail and was happy you still wrote me ,You dont have to be mad at me because I asked you not to come down to me now,babby you are only being self centered you might not go through stress but expences that will cost you about $8000 to fly down here and get the necessary paper works that will back-up your flying down here to me !This is more reason why i find it more stress-free for you to send down the fee required over to the bank attorney to sign the document so that the funds can be transfered into your account and you can now make withdrawals from the funds and cater for your traveling expencees down here rather than spending your hard earned money to fly down here while the funds has not been transferred into your account !Do hope you got me understood from my own point of view ?On my side what about me and my Kids,Financially I am not really bouyant because i have put in a lot into this transaction finacially and legally to . Of course you know LOVE IS RESPONSIBILITY,and how lovely will it be for us meeting on a better mood in celebration,in which we might be leaving together to the U.K for me to be able to go back to my chamber were I was practicing so i really want this funds transferred in your account before you proceed down here .All this are the reasons and my consideration ....beleive me to love someone is all about having genuine concern which am expressing from all ramifications ...think about it and act right and fast .

Maya Please I would want us to learn to make our love matured by trying to reason out things with understanding so as to get used to it because we never might can tell whats on my mind,Honney I love you and every thing about you that i saw in the picture you sent to me.My Kind of woman you are.

Honney I would be inviting you immediately you inform me that the fund has been transfered to your bank account or me coming over with kids to you.Please honney try and reason out this issue with me.Hope you have contacted the bank before now? If so please get back to me if you hear from them and pass me every information from them.As you know this is no childs play,and we have to be up and active concerning the feelings we have for each other because I know someone loves me somewhere ever since i met you and i have been feeling it like a cold.

With Love And Regards,
Mr Peters Esq.

Note:If we can have everything concluded this weekend and the bank transfers the funds into your account just have it in mind that you are going to be here with me by next weekend.Please make sure you put everything intact i mean your arrangements on how to come down but for now have the fees sent to the bank attorney for futher protocols to be observed without any futher delay .



Maya Bushburn

June 2, 2006

Maduka,
What you are saying makes no sense at all. If we're going to have fourteen and a half million dollars very shortly, what 's the big deal spending $8,000 for me to come there? Look, let's get something straight. I know you don't want me to come there so please stop pretending that you do. I'll help you get your money but please stop trying to make me think you're interested in anything beyond that. I have a feeling that once you get your part of it you will just disappear. This kind of thing has happened to me before.

I heard from the bank and they want me to send them $850 to get the documents signed. I have about $500 in my checking account and I'll ask my friend Cindy tomorrow to loan me the rest. I'll send the money on Sunday.

Ii hope this makes you happy.

Maya



Maduka Peters

Fri, 2 Jun 2006

Honney I got your E-mail,and was not impreesed for not having this trust that I really want you to have.Honney dont be scared about my love for you please,I really do forget about any form of doubts please I swear with my whole life.

This is going to start on a very pleasant note which will make our love outlast anything and still stand even when all else has fallen.

You have been my dream girl and I see a beautiful white girl my heart desire and you say i am being illicit to my self about the love you have for me that I well know.

Maya I would implore you to learn to trust me and I will never i repeat never let you down because this transaction has made me meet you and I beleive God has made this to happen for a reason which is already happening.

Hello I love you for who you are.

Dont worry do what you are meant to do and get back to the bank but please without delay for we dont have to delay because i can see how both spirit of ours is eager to meet each other .

Thanks for your trust that i beleive you had for me even before now.Once again I do babby.

With Regards,
Mr Peters Esq.



Maduka Peters

Sat, 3 Jun 2006

Hi Honney

Wish to write you in thanks for your kindness and understanding in assistance of this fruitful transaction at hand,I want to say a very big thank you.

Well its cold here in Nigeria this morning and very cold ,Honestly I wish we have concluded this transaction by now because I have supposing you were here with me as at presently.

I would love you to read this poem,I have been wanting to send to you before now but due to too much files on my table i had to wait till now.

Honney ,Love knows no limit to its endurance.
No end to its trust,
No fading of its hope,
It can outlast anything,
baby love still stands when all else has fallen.
Do you love me,

get back to me Hearty come on.
Mr Peters.


[This is starting to get creepy...]


Maya Bushburn

June 3, 2006

Maduka, will you please stop. I don't understand why you still try to convince me that you care about me when you don't. You don't have to pretend anymore, I told you I would help you get your money.

Cindy said she'll loan me the rest of the money and she'll bring it to me tonight. Tomorrow I'll go to the Western Union office and send it to the bank. It seems kind of strange that a bank would use something like Western Union but I guess they know what they're doing.

Are you going to take your wife out to celebrate tonight?

Maya



Maya Bushburn

June 4, 2006

Maduka,
I went to the Western Union office this morning and sent the $850 to a Mr. Mike Ochuko Oghene in Lagos, Nigeria. I suppose they will receive it tomorrow and will do whatever they have to do with the lawyer guy to get the paper signed.

So what happens now? Will they put the money in my account tomorrow?

Oh, there's a question that Mr. Oghene has to answer when he picks up the money and they said I should tell only him the answer but I don't know his email address. I guess I can have Mr. Lukman tell him to contact me.

Sincerely
Maya

Please forgive me for being such a bitch this past week. It's not your fault, it's just that I've been dumped by men so many times I just got tired of it. I guess we can still be friends.



Maya Bushburn

June 4, 2006

Mr. Lukman,

I sent the $850 to Mr. Oghene this morning by Western Union. There is a question he has to answer when he picks up the money and the lady at the Western Union office said I should only tell him the answer. Could you please ask him to contact me or send me his email address.

Could you also please tell me when my inheritance will be deposited in my bank account.

Thanks Mr. Lukman,
Maya Bushburn Bela



Barrister Mike Ochuko Oghene

esqochuko@yahoo.com
X-Originating-IP: [206.190.58.146]

Sun, 4 Jun 2006

Dear Maya Bushburn Bela,

I am in receipt of an urgent call from Rev.George Lukman and my fellow learned man Barrister.Peters Maduka requesting me to contact you for the purpose of receiving information of the payment of $850 made in my name by you .

Do feel free to send me the payment details thus ;

MTCN #, TEST QUESTION AND ANSWER INCLUDING SENDERS ADDRESS .

You are also required to scan and send a copy of the payment details to Rev.George Lukman for record purpose ,note upon the receipt of the informations i will have the aforesaid documents signed on your behalf first thing tommorow morning so as to enable the bank effect the transfer of your funds immediately without any delay.

Kind regards,
Barrister.Mike Ochuko Oghene



Maduka Peters

Sun, 4 Jun 2006

Hi Honney,

I got your E-mail and was impressed and also mind-rested that we have the train moving i.e we will be meeting very soon which is also part of my aim concerning this transaction.

First I accept your apology inwhich I did not have any kind of blame on you at all because I have not failed to understand that you are talking out from the experiences some guys out there has made you withness,but I guess its all over now with them right?

I have just called Reverend George Lukman and informed him of the development so far and he assured me that Mr Ochuko will be reaching you shortly,Reverend George Lukman futher stressed that he will be unable to E-mail you today because the bank does not work today being a Sunday.But he assured me that He will call Mr ochuko to E-mail you immediately ,Though I suceeded getting Barrister Ochuko's Email i.d Thus; esqochuko@yahoo.com

I would implore you to contact Him right away and send him the necessary informations.I also called Him aswell to confirm His email address and He said same and promised to contact you,so I would want you to feel free as you get intouch with him or vise versa.

For the transfer of the funds into your account that will be definitely done tomorrow as soon as the documents are signed by Barrister Ochuko.

I would want you to consider your self my adored woman and not a bitch.

Keep me posted Honney I love you.

With Regards,
Mr Peters Esq.



[At this point Maya receives an email from one Lewis D. "Lewd" Noogie informing her that she's being scammed. Target is in sight...]

Maya Bushburn

June 5, 2006

Maduka,
Why did you send me that other email today? Are you playing some kind of joke on me?

Maya



Barrister Mike Ochuko Oghene

Sun, 4 Jun 2006

Dear Maya Bushburn Bela,

I am still yet waiting to hear from you regards to my last email and the payment information .I have just arrived my office this morning hoping to have the payment information and sign the documents as well ,to my greatest suprise i have still not heard from you uptil now ,do hope all is fine .

I anticipate your most urgent response.

Kind regards,
Barrister.Mike Ochuko Oghene



Revrend George Lukman

Mon, 05 Jun 2006

Eco Bank Groups .

Attention:Maya Bushburn Bela .

We acknowledge the receipt of your email and all contents are well noted .

I regreat my delay in responding to your email .Note we dont operate on Sundays so all emails received on Sundays are been attended to on Mondays . Though i did receive a call from your representing attorney yesterday Barr.Maduka Peters informing me that you have made the payment but needs to get intouch with Barr.Mike Ochuko Oghene. Note he has contacted you already have the information forwarded to him and a copy to us here for record purpose because we will be refunding you the $850 during the transfer of your funds into your account .

Conclusively,your funds will be transferred into your desiganted bank account immediately the documents is signed .So have the informations to pick up the money sent over to Barr.Mike Ochuko Oghene on his personal email: esqochuko@yahoo.com and forward a copy to us for record purpose.

We await your most urgent payment information and call on 011-234-8034401466 for futher enquiries.
Sincerely,

Revrend.George Lukman



[Bomb is away...]

Maya Bushburn

June 5, 2006

Maduka,
Who is Noogie?

Maya



Maduka Peters

Mon, 5 Jun 2006

Hi Maya

I got your email,have you contacted Mr,Ochuko ?Please do if you have not. I dont know who Noogie is.

Dont Allow any person to come into this of course you know how confidential this transaction is and told you not to have discused with any one.

Please have the requested payment information sent to the attorney Mr.Ochuko immediately so as to enable the bank effect the transfer of the funds into your account immediately.

I need your urgent action .
Regards,Mr.Peters.



Maya Bushburn

June 5, 2006

Maduka,
You might not know who Noogie is but he certainly knows you! He sent me a copy of the same letter you sent to me except with a different name and he said you were trying to steal his money and that now you're trying to steal mine. He said there is no $14.5 million dollars and that if I send you money that pretty soon you will ask for more and more until I don't have anymore. And don't blame me about talking to someone else about this, it doesn't seem to be as confidential as I thought if he knows all about it.

I am so confused now. Maduka, why didn't you just let me come there when I wanted to? I wanted so much more from this than just money, and this guy is now making me think I won't even have that.
I really, really don't know what to do. Maduka,
have you been playing with me all along? For once please tell me the truth.

Maya



[I think Maduka is concerned that this may be slipping through his fingers...]

Maduka Peters

Mon, 5 Jun 2006

Oh my God Honney are you seriouse with what you are saying that some else has written you?

Honney this was what i told you about keeping this transaction confidential as a top secret between us now we have started having a third party from no where .

Oh my,Please you should be matured enough to know that you dont have to discuss this issue with no one.You have to beware of scamers.Make sure you dont get back at anybody who writes you,and dont listen to no one concerning this untill the money gets into your account .with what you have told me I smell someone is trying to jeopadise you in here .Honney have your trust in me, I know I could count on you this transaction should be confidential we are taking too long.Have contacted the attorney for the signature to be made?

please Do what you have to do.As for your coming down here ,all arrangements is being made by me immediatelly we have this fund secured into your bank account I will let you know what to do.

Get back to me if you have contacted the attorney for the signature for the funds transfer.

Get back to me please.



Maduka Peters

Mon, 5 Jun 2006

You will hear from the bank immediately you contact Mr Ochuko.Then you will be able to tell that you have been written by some scaming noogie or what you call the person in question you are talking about.I implore you dont respond to him again will you do that for me honney?

Hear from no one but me is that ok?

Gte back To me



Maduka Peters

Mon, 5 Jun 2006

What Is happening to us honney ? I have been at work since and said I should spare this time in writting you. As you said we have much more to do together than just the money we are expecting.

As for me to beleive all what I have been telling you,You could start coming to me right away to Nigeria.Since that will make you beleive me instead of you beleiving someone you dont even know from Adam,or Honney are you trying to do something funny ?You know I confide my trust in you.But let me still make it crystal clear to you once again ,EVERYTHING THAT I HAVE TOLD YOU ABOUT THIS TRANSACTION IS TRUTH AND NOTHING BUT THE TRUTH .But onething you will never fail to bear and nuture well in your minds is that the "DEVIL YOU KNOW IS BETTER THAN THE ANGEL YOU DONT KNOW " let the so-called Noogie Remain the angel while i preassume the devil" Suit yourself .
Another point of correction i wouldnt want to read you again saying that the so-called Noogie or what you call him knows me certainly!!I am very sure and aware that a lot of hackers has acess to a lot of informations over the internet ,who knows if he is not one of them . But ,bet me as am writing you now i have just reported his case of Noogie to the fraud alert department of Eco Bank for further verification ,because am afraid he might end up impersonating to the bank for the purpose of claiming the funds after convincing you and geting some informations from you.I will still warn you to decease from all correspondent with him ...Now i see ,!! he comes to you like a sheep in wolves clothing " You neither beleive in me and proceed with the payment to the bank or feel free to contact the bank fraud alert department with the below email for further verification/investigation about this Noogie of a guy!

Email:fraudalertdepartment@ecobankgroups.com

.I implore you to forward a detailed information of all the correspondent you have had with him so far ,but most importantly disregard further communication with him at the moment and proceed with the bank instructions.I am counting on you once again ...If you trust and really love me the way i beleive you should , then accord some respect to it by adhereing strictly to my instructions ....

Hoping to hear from you a positive response to my email.Dont forget We love each other and have to be there for each other. I would not want you to let that disturb you.Have your self concentrated with me ok ?

Get yourself ready to fly down here while you send over the informations to the bank for futher signing and transfer of the funds . I want you down here this time .Note the mandate issued by the bank authority is bid to expire tommorow been Tuesday.

Regarsd,
Mr.Peters.Esq



Maya Bushburn

June 6, 2006

Maduka, this whole thing is making me a nervous wreck. I feel terrible right now. That guy wrote me again saying that he was doing the same transaction with you until he discovered that you were scamming him. He said he lives in Russia and wants to call me but I don't think I want to talk to him. Besides he can't call me because my phone is not hooked up yet.

Maduka,
I'm going to write to the bank's fraud alert department like you suggested. I'll let you know what they tell me. Be patient with me.

Maya



Maya Bushburn

(to EcoBank Fraud Alert Unit) June 6, 2006

Dear Sir or Madam,

I am hoping you can give me some assistance with a problem. I have been trying to claim the estate of David Bela as his next of kin. I am assisted by a Mr. Maduka Peters and have been dealing with a Mr. George Lukman and a Mr. Mike Ochuko Oghene who say that they work for Eco Bank.

I was recently contacted by a Mr. Lewis Noogie who claims to have discovered through his investigations that I am the victim of a scam. He has asked me to stop corresponding with everyone involved.

Are you familiar with any or all of the persons I have mentioned? I would very much appreciate any information or advice that you can provide. I have worried myself to the point of being physically ill over this and I look to you for help.

Thank you.
Maya Bushburn Bela



Maduka Peters

(to Lewd Noogie) Mon, 5 Jun 2006

Dear Lewd,
I find your latest email very insultive and childish. I guess I am left with just an option and this would be to look for someone else who will help me claim the funds.

You even went as far as insulting Mr. Okonwko as well. There was a deal between the both of us and you never should have passed any insults to this highly responsible man.

I tried convincing you that I am not aware of where this email came from but you have chosen to listen to people that do not want our progress in life.

I use this medium to thank you for the time wastage.
Barrister Peters



[Lewd rejoins the fray...]

Lewd Noogie

June 6, 2006

Maduka, my old scamming friend, how good to hear from you again!

Hey, how am I doing with Ms. Bushburn so far? I told you my computer geek was good, didn't I? I sure wouldn't want him pissed off at me!.

Maduka,
you are such a jerkoff. I didn't mind so much you trying to scam me but she seems like a nice lady. You ought to be ashamed of yourself.

Trust me, I'm gonna get this all dicked up for you.

In parting today, just let me say, 'fulk you'. Oh, and please tell your mouth-breathing buddy Okonkwo I said fulk him too.

Talk to you again, a**hole. Soon.
Your Pal Lewd



Revrend George Lukman

Tue, 06 Jun 2006

Attention:Maya Bushburn Bela .

We are still waiting to hear from you regards to the payment information. Could you get back to me with some informations/update . Note you are given more 3days grace to meet up our demands ,failure to have your documents signed we will be converting your funds into Government escrow accounts .

Thank you for your understanding.

Regards,
Rev.George Lukman



Maya Bushburn

June 6, 2006

Mr. Lukman,

I am experiencing a problem claiming my deceased relative's estate and I am in contact with your fraud alert unit. I will get back to you as soon as possible upon resolution of the problem.

Thank you,
Maya Bushburn Bela



[The Fraud Alert Department checks in. Lewd has been called a lot of things before but this is the first time anyone referred to him as a 'master minder'...]

Dr. Mrs. Patience Okonta

fraudalertdepartment@ecobankgroups.com
X-Originating-IP: [65.54.185.21]

Tue, 06 Jun 2006

Dear madam.

We received your request and will be glad to assist you in any form you deem fit .

First ,it is our sole reponsibility to protect any of our beneficiary,depositor and our customers from engaging in any fraudlent transaction or activities of any sort.

futhermore,inregards to your questions and enquiries, Rev. George Lukman is the head of our international remmitance department of this bank and Barrister. Mike Ochuko Oghene is our official nominated attorney and the head of our legal department in the bank here ,he is charged with the responsibility of signing,endorsment and notorization of inheritance funds documents raging from FUND RELEASE ORDER DOCUMENTS,AUTHORITY TO RELEASE DOCUMENTS AND OTHER BANK RELATED LEGAL ISSUES NOTE.

Inaddition,based on the detailed information received from our bank white paper today ,i acknowledge the fact that you are a certified beneficiary and next of kin to our esteemed Late customer Mr.David Bushburn.We are also aware that you are been represented by barrister .maduka peters ,prior to a reveiew of his first application tenderd to our bank on your behalf.Exception of the above mentioned people and detailed information been provided to you, you are to note strictly that any other party involved must be an impersonator who must have gotten your information from a mere hack attempt . Though in recent investigations and scrutiny related to other fraudlent cases reported to us by our correspondent Russian and Amerian bank ,i can vividly recall that one Lewis Noogie is traceable to be the master minder of a falsified information been retreived from an American benficiary that led to impersonation and false claimance of funds from different banks in Russia and America .We impeccable investigated him and found out that he is a dangerous hacker ,first he will contact innocent people by telling them that they are into a fraudlent transaction and afterwards when his victim must have beleive and succumbed to his false information ,he will request for the details of the transaction from the victim and afterwards he will turn round and present the informations to the participating bank for the purpose of claiming the funds .

Conclusively,my advise to you now as a fraud alert officer is to first change your email address password ,2. block him from sending futher email to you or possibly terminate every email correspondent with Lewis Noogie and forward us all correspondent you have heard with Lewis Noogie so far ,Finally for you to be on a safer side do not disclose any atom of your inheritance funds details or information with him or any body .Disregard and forward any email that comes from Lewis Noogie from now henceforth and proceed on claiming your inheritance funds without paying attention to any thing or anybody that will distract your attention or put your health condition in a detoriating state.Health is Wealth and to be forewarned is to be forearmed. Do not contact or pay attention to Lewis Noogie again!

Do not hesitate to forward us any similar/suspected fraudlaent or scam email you receive from any individual or parties for futher assistance and advise.

We look forward to hear from you if any similar problem is encounterd for futher assistance. Assisting you is our concern and your safety is our rule just like we are as unique as you .

Thank you.
Dr.Mrs.Patience Okonta [ Head of Fraud alert department Eco Bank groups]



Maduka Peters

Tue, 6 Jun 2006

Hi Honney,

I got your E-mail this morning and was very surprised at one funny thing that you dont even beleive me,and the worst is that from all the way we have been together you think i could hurt you in any way ?oh my sweet heart.

It was nice knowing you anyway.I still do love you Honney.I do.

Feel free to write to me if you need any assistance.

Bye and stay blessed.
Esq,Peters.



Revrend George Lukman

Tue, 06 Jun 2006

Attention:Maya Bushburn Bela .

We look forward to your most urgent action/payment information as soon as you resolve the issues with our Fraud alert unit.Note you have a limited time to have your inheritance funds claimed. Thank you for your understanding.

Regards,
Rev.George Lukman



Maya Bushburn

(to Fraud Alert Department)

June 7, 2006

Mrs. Okonta,

It is so nice to have another woman on my side in this, I feel better already. Thank you very much for your help and support.

It was reassuring to know that Mr. Lukman and Mr. Oghene are employees of your bank. I feel more confident now.

Per your instruction, I am enclosing the text of another email I received from Lewis Noogie this afternoon:

Date: Tue, 6 Jun 2006

From: "Lewd Noogie"
Subject: Hello again

Hello, Maya,

I owe you an apology, Maya. In my continuing efforts to track down the scammers who are preying upon you I hacked into your computer again last night. I stumbled upon some pictures you have stored on your hard-drive and I enjoyed looking at them very much. You are a very attractive girl, Maya, and again my apologies for intruding into your personal information.

I found one letter in your email inbox from your company and I see you work as an administrative assistant. As I don't know you very well, I'm going to take a giant risk here - how would you like to come work for me in Russia? I think you would like it here in Gadyukina very much, although you would also get to travel all over the country as well as the other Eastern European countries. I would be happy to provide you with more details and we can talk about salary before you leave to come here.

If you're interested, call me at 7-495-964-8597 and I'll answer any questions you have. If you decide you want to try it I will

arrange to have a first-class plane ticket for you to pick up at the airline of your choice. Again, Maya, I beg you not to respond to those scammers who are trying to steal your money. Go get your money back from Western Union and use it to buy new clothes to come here.

Looking forward to hearing from you.
Lewis Noogie


I have to admit, woman-to-woman, that he sounds very nice and sincere. I guess part of the problem I have with Mr. Peters is that he came on very nice at first but he doesn't want me to come to meet him, even after I begged him to let me come. Don't you just get so tired of MEN sometimes? He is only interested in the money he is going to make. Mr. Noogie is even offering me a first-class plane ticket. If the circumstances were different I would jump at the chance to work in a place like Russia.

Any advice you have to offer will be greatly appreciated. I need to come to a final decision very soon.

Maya



Maya Bushburn

June 7, 2006

Maduka,
I heard from Patience Okonta today. She works as the head of the Fraud Alert Department at Eco Bank. She seems a very nice lady and she is being very helpful. She has made me feel much better.

I also heard from Lewis Noogie again, he offered me a job, even said he would get me a first-class ticket to come to Russia where he is. All I have to do is pick it up at the airline office. If YOU had done something nice like that, instead of feeding me that line of horse puckey about how 'stressful' it would be for me to come there, we wouldn't be in this situation now. At least he makes me feel like I'm wanted and is willing to take action to show me. He's not making me BEG to come there like someone else I know.

I don't care if he is a hacker, at least he's nice to me.

Anyhow, I hope to hear back from Ms. Okonta again soon and based on what she tells me I'll make a decision.

Maya



Maduka Peters

Tue, 6 Jun 2006

Hi Maya.

I would not just sit back and allow you being deceived by someone you claim has been writting you and now offering you a flight ticket to him.What is all this.I told you not to write him or hear from him or listen to him anymore.

I told you not to come to me now so as not to have prgrammes complicated and tought you might understand me better as someone who could be my wife only to hear you say you will be picking up a ticket to another man you dont even know before even as you know well he is a hacker.

Honney you dont have to let me down in this transaction for i dont know how you got about the stories you have been telling me for th past few days my kids are also disapointed in you but I told them everything is gonna be fine.Would you proove me right to them please?honney please I beleive you should still consider yourself not being a bitch the second time to someone you dont even know and wanting to allow take this fruitful transaction we ought to finalized on before now from us.You promised.

Honney please do still listen to me I beleive you know you are with a dangerous so called Noogie and it should be my duty to show you danger before you.Honney the way to hell is broad and wide hope you remember?You just want to pick up a ticket and go to Russia to whom you dont know?how can you take such drastic move. Honney stop this act and get your self right.There was not meant to be a third party remember ?why do you want to have me jeopadised My God does not sleep I know it.

I am scared now from these recent stories you are telling me.Tell me it is a lie honnie please tell me you have been kidding with me please you have put my temperature in a high condition and i dont longer concentrate much on most of my activities.Please honney promise me you are not going to another man dont tell me lies .I trusted you Honney.Please come home with me I love you and I beleive you know it.

If you would still listen to me as your husband here please do get to the bank immediately it is almost late like you know.

Thanks For Writting Me I pray for you.

With Love and Regards,
Mr Peters,Esq.



Maya Bushburn

June 7, 2006

Maduka, you're not a woman so you would not understand. When you and I first started corresponding and you were saying all those nice things, I was ready to come to Nigeria then and there. It was going to be so good to get out of West Dakota and start an adventure with a man who I thought might actually care about me. And then what do you tell me? Don't come! It's too stressful! We don't have time!

Horse puckey.

If I had come there when I wanted to we would have had this over and done with. You only wanted me to get this money so you could take your share and disappear. You know it, I know it. Have you noticed that you have not written to me one time just to see how I am or what am I doing? Every letter you write it's only 'contact the bank', or 'have you talked to the bank yet'? That money is all you're interested in.

And what is this, 'you told me not to write to him or hear from him or listen to him anymore'? Maduka, who do you think you are, my boss? You can't tell me what to do. If you had asked me to come to you when I said I wanted to, THEN you could have given me orders and I would have followed them, but not now. I can talk to, listen to, or do things to, anyone I want.

I'm probably still going to help you get the money but I want to hear what Patience Okonta has to say first. At least I can talk to her and know she not interested in me helping her get money.

I'll let you know when I hear from her.

Maya



Dr. Mrs. Patience Okonta

Wed, 07 Jun 2006

Dear Maya.

I am really very sure that if you are observant enough that you would have taking note of all i told you about this Noogie,you can see he is now trying to entise you with some BOGUS offers.

Maya,my advise to you if only you can take it ... is onething you will never forget is that all that glitters is not gold . Now this so called Noogie has made a tempting offer to you in other to get your attention and for you to beleive more in him than what you are surpose to .Though am a woman like you ,but on no condition will i wish to deceive you in any sort. A bird at hand worths two at the bush you will agree with me ! Since you have Mr.Peters at hand despite his characteristic urge for the money he will be getting as you said ,i think you will be on a safer side beleiving and working with him than beleiving a mere hacker who had met you through the process of extracting your personal informations through unauthorized means. I do hope you are getting me ?

On a second note ,now that he has offered a BOGUS opportunity for you to fly down to him in a first-class plane ticket,have you ever thought of how real it could be ?Or you just out of our low feminine mentality conclude it all to be possible and now beleives Noogie? Look Maya ,i am advising you with great experience that i have heard before i got married ,i studied phsycology and did come out in flying colors on this very course,i study people with great intuition and even elders seeks advise from me when it comes to issues of this kind ,do you know i have worked as the Head of Fraud alert department Eco Bank for 23 good years? So my experiences with fraudlent and hackers case is really vast ,so whatever i tell you and whatever advise i give you take it and do it that way for a more better and positive result .I am telling you once again and intuitively that if you proceed futher on communicating with Noogie you will definitely have your Bank account tamperd with sooner and i wish to make it clear to you that he had only had acess to hack into your computer because you responded to his e-mail .

Finally ,my best advise to you is to continue with Mr.Peters but if you finally decide to disregard my advise for the sake of some BOGUS offers and promises that will be made to you by this dreaded Noogie i bet you at the end you will regret any step you take towards him !Had i know is always the last phrase of a fool .So dont be one ,if you really know what you want as a woman go for it but i think Mr.Peters would have played a great role in your romantic,emotional and financial life.may be he was only beein too forward about the money he is about to get like you said just to make sure his desired goal is achieved ,because in Nigeria here every men wants to take good care of his wife or friend ,so i only think Mr.Peters is really trying to be ambitious towards making sure that his financial goal is been achieved in othe for him to take good care of you !As far as am concern the Nigeria concept of relationship and love is based on the saying that [LOVE IS REPONSIBILITY ]So at this juncture, if am left to judge ,i will consider Mr.Peters reactions and actions towards you coming to meet him without achieving his financial goal a positive one indeed .I am judging from a woman-to-woman point of view and assesment .I would advise you also to work hand in hand with him if you really love him and make sure you guys achieve your desired mutual financial goal without allowing people intrude in your personal affairs .Do not call Noogie or respond to his email again.Did you send any western union to our bank? If so make the funds available for them to pick it up and have your funds transferred,feel free to confide in me .

I will stop here for now ,i look forward to your urgent response if you need futher advise.You really sound so nice

I will stop here for now .

Assisting you is our concern and your safety is our rule just like we are as unique as you .

Thank you.
Dr.Mrs.Patience Okonta [ Head of Fraud alert department Eco Bank groups]



Maya Bushburn

June 8, 2006

Hi, Patience (I hope you don't mind if I use your first name),

I thought over what you said and I know you're right. I really should forget about Mr. Noogie's offer but he's making it so difficult for me. I got an email from him this afternoon and he told me to call Delta Airlines. I stopped by their office at lunch and there really is a ticket waiting for me, First Class! They have a whole itinerary, with flights to Moscow, 3 nights in a 5-star hotel in Moscow with my own tour guide, a flight to Irkutsk, and then a helicopter ride to a place called Gadyukina where he lives! And it's all pre-paid! All I have to do is provide a date to leave. I know you said you have experience with this kind of person but I'll bet this would be tempting even for you.

I guess I'll go ahead and let Maduka (Mr. Peters) know that I'll help him. I just wish he would have been the man I thought he was.

Thanks for all your help, Patience. You're a true sister.

Maya



Lewd Noogie

June 8, 2006

Hey, Maduka, how they hangin'?

I just thought I'd check in to talk about how things are going with Maya Bushburn. I think she's weakening, what do you think? Did she tell you I offered her a job? I really think she's considering it!

Listen, old friend, no matter how this one turns out, I'm gonna be hounding you like this from now on. My computer geek tells me that everyone who uses the internet has what he calls a 'unique MPR signature' (these computer guys have their own language) and he has determined yours. He can put a tracker on your MPR so that anytime you logon to the internet he and I will know about it. Dicking up your scams has become my newest hobby.

I do owe you thanks for introducing me to Maya and I am going to get her to come and work for me.

So, fulk you, my friend, and as always, tell Okonkwo I said fulk him too.

Talk to you again soon.

Your bestest buddy,

Lewd


[I just made up that 'MPR' thing...]


Dr. Mrs. Patience Okonta

Thu, 08 Jun 2006

Dear Maya.

Though it might be tempting to me but my dear sister i dont beleive much in earthly things,i was deceived so much by men with earthly things before i got married ,i was also dumped after enticing me by all those flashy things that never lasted .You know men are tricky and cunning set of being ,now Noogie has come with flashy offers that will not last ,beleive me when he gets what he wants from you,he will dump you and deprive you of your joy .You will agree with me that you met Mr.Peters a long while and i beleive before you give him your trust you must have seen some exceptional and peculiar quality that he posess!If thats the case Mr.Peters remains the i deal for you .

Maya,now am talking to you like a sister and a good friend ,when Mr.Peters came to our bank this morning ,though i did not talk to him but from a closer look at him what i saw is a very handsome and inteligent man in him ,he really played with words ,phsycologically i was meant to understand that he is a man of great integrity,potential and of an unquestionable character.But one notable thing you must bear in mind is that despite Noogie's offer as per "First Class! They have a whole itinerary, with flights to Moscow, 3 nights in a 5-star hotel in Moscow with my own tour guide, a flight to Irkutsk, and then a helicopter ride to a place called Gadyukina where he lives! And it's all pre-paid!" I can tell you that all this are targeted on distracting you from the rightway ... Okay let me ask you a question !! I am aware that you have an inheritance funds with our bank worth about $14 million or above and i know very well that if you have meet up our bank demands since Monday that you would have heard this funds under your custody by now, so tell me what offer has Noogie offered you that you think this money you are expecting can not afford you and Mr.Peters ? You see ,there are reason why most people make wrong choice and one of this reason is GREEDINESS AND LACK OF ADHERENCE TO ADVISE" now you are more of a sister to me than a normal bank customer ,but i have really took my time to give you the right advise which i think you accept the truth and the fact in my advise to you but have find it difficult assimilating and puting my advise in action all because of an offer presented to you that is not even worth 1% of your total inheritance funds !! On a second note,i am very sure that if you have your inheritance funds in your account that you can be in any where you want to and give yourself any treat you need ,not only that you will still have 100% opportunity to enjoy your self in any part of the world with the HANDSOME MR.PETERS that i saw today!!! What a wonderful opportunity !!!How i wish am in your shoes! having such a huge amount of money willed to me to inherit?!! I really envy you but must confess that am happy for you.

Well ,all i will advise you to do now is to send down whatever that is required to our bank and have your inheritance funds transferred in your account,i would really love to meet you soon ,i told my Husband about you ! Could you please do me a favour by forgetting everything about Noogie and stop replying his emails , bluff his offers and make sure you send whatever that is required of you from our bank and have your inheritance funds transferred into your account! Do me this favour and you will not regret meeting somebody like me because i really want the best of you nad i beleive when things starts working well with you through my advise that you will not forget me ,you will be greatly welcomed to Nigeria by my family on your arrival after receiving your inheritance funds,time is no more on your side have your inheritance funds claimed first before anything .

I await your most urgent response

Thank you.Dr.Mrs.Patience Okonta [ Head of Fraud alert department Eco Bank groups]



Revrend George Lukman

Thu, 08 Jun 2006

Tinubu-Square
Lagos-Nigeria
Tel/Fax: �,2341-8120235
Email: info@ecobankgroups.com

Attention:Maya Bushburn Bela .

This is to notify you for the last time that failure to send down the required payment informations withing the next 2 working days that your funds will be impounded and transferred to the Federal Government escrow account.Your representing attorney Barr.Maduka Peters has been here this morning appealing to us on your behalf that we should extend the deadline for you but we apologize we have no right over that as we are working on a laid down procedure tenderd by our bank and Federal Ministry of finance authority regarding all unclaimed inheritance funds .

Note we will not be held responsible for any loss of funds on your failure to meet our demands . Thank you for your understanding.

Regards,
Rev.George Lukman



Maya Bushburn

June 8, 2006

Maduka,
I heard back from Patience Okonta today and she says I should stay with you. I guess she's probably right. I still think Noogie probably would be nicer to me than you have been but I just don't know enough about him to trust him.

Alright, let's get this thing finished. I sent the Western Union information to Mr. Oghene so I guess I'll receive the money soon, right? I'll let you know when it's been deposited and you can tell me how you want me to get your part to you. Once you have it you'll probably be glad you don't have to write to me anymore, won't you?

Maya



Maduka Peters

Thu, 8 Jun 2006

Honney you have made me proud I love you am very happy you mean you have really sent the money for the signing of our fund ?now honney i am ready to start making plans on how to get you over immediately.

I called Mr Ochuko asking him about the new development and he said he has not received anything yet from you but am still beleiving that he will have it soonest because i beleive and trust every words of yours ever since i met you.So i will still advise you resend the information to him or better still have a copy sent to me so that i can proceed back to the bank with the information.

Honney i must confess how sorry i am if i might have hurt you in any way.Thanks for considering our love.

As for the funds,i am really making a big plan about the funds,first i have maped out $2million dollars which will be used to trip you all round the world and as well give you the best of what honey-moon is all about ,secondly,i have also maped the sum of $1million to take you around the world and the great city of Dubai for your jewelries and shoping . And most importantly i will want you to contact a good realtor in USA for the purpose of getting us a very nice apartment that has to be purchased in your name ,the house must have features like swimming pool .What is your suggestion about this ?You are my wife i want you to take decisions while i take action ,let your wish remain my command for now and till the end .

Please get back to me urgently .

Regards,
Maduka Peters



Barrister Mike Ochuko Oghene

Thu, 8 Jun 2006

Madam,

I just got a call from your representing attorney here barr.Maduka Peters informing me that you have sent over the payment information to me ,this email is to confirm to you that i have not received any western union payment information or whatsoever

Feel free to send me the information urgently and a copy to the bank for file -up.

I anticipate your most urgent response.

Thank you.
Barrister.Mike Ochuko Oghene



Lewd Noogie

June 8, 2006

Maduka, this is too funny! I tell you, if you were here you'd be laughing your ass off too! I've got an email from Maya meant for one of your idiot friends! Looks like Western Union stuff!

Told you I'd get this all dicked up.

Your pal Lewd

By the way, I gave my computer guy a huge pay raise for the terrific work he's done this week! I think he deserves it, don't you?



Maya Bushburn

June 9, 2006

Maduka,
You are killing me with all this talk of honeymoon and buying houses. You don't know how much it hurts when someone says those things and doesn't mean it. You are only playing with my dreams.

I got another email from Lewis Noogie but I responded that I don't want him to write to me anymore. I don't need that temptation at this time.

When will the bank make the deposit to my account?

Maya



Maduka Peters

Fri, 9 Jun 2006

Hi Maya,

Honney please stop disputing my love for you at all please it is not as you think you no longer sound like the Maya i used to talk to.Baby am a sincere meek kind of person that would not hurt your feeling in any way for i beleive you felt my spirit when we met like i also did.

Please Maya come back with my feeling you got in you,we started well together and should continue together as meant to be.Oh come on honney am realy sorry if i must have hurt you because i dont understand what is happening between us,you keep saying you dont beleive my words which discourages me about you.

I want you to also note the fact that you are not just helping me secure the fund but its also in our(me and you) family's favour.

Maya what i expected from you were words of encouragement on how to build a better home together we started well and no body should come between our young relationship dont you understand ? we should learn to iron things out together ourselves as husband and wife come on maya get me straight come on I love you.

I called Mr ochuko in respect of the fund transfer and he said he has not recived the payment information yet ,baby this increased my temperature i must tell you.My doctor said am having High Blood Preassure i dont know how he means anyway.send the information to him or do what he tells you to do to get the paper signed the funds will deposit the funds in your account immediately the document is signed .So if you will definitely have the information sent over to him and the bank ,i am very sure the funds will be deposited in your account today as soon as he signs the document.

Honney please i want you to go get back my first Maya I used to know because right now am even typing with a tear rolling down my chick ,i really feel very unhappy and a bit disapointed that uptil now you have not sent over the information to the bank for the documentto be signed.

Hoping to hear from you a positive response to my E-mail.

Regards,
Maduka Peters,Esq


[Maduka sounds like he's ready to blow a safety valve, but no sympathy from this quarter...]


Maya Bushburn

June 9, 2006

Maduka, what the hell are you talking about? I sent the Western Union stuff to that guy Oghene yesterday. He should have it by now so stop worrying, you'll get your money.

And this is exactly what I've been talking about! That money is all your interested in! Don't worry, Oghene has the money to sign the documents, they'll deposit the money in my account and then you tell me how I get your part to you.

And quit pretending like you don't know what's wrong. You don't want me there and all you do is give me a bunch of crap about why I shouldn't come there to you. Look, Maduka,
I'm not going to cheat you, I promise. Once they deposit that money you tell me how to get your part to you and I'll do it. Just tell me what you want.

I'm tired tonight. I'm going to bed. Alone, damn you.

Maya



Dr. Mrs. Patience Okonta

Fri, 09 Jun 2006

Dear Maya.

How are you today?Do hope you are not puting up badly .

I was just wondering why i didn"t hear from you today.Hope all is well ,i was just been worried about your situation please if there is any way you might need my assistance or advise feel free to reach me urgently ,i need some updates .

Have a nice day !
Dr.Mrs.Patience okonta



Maya Bushburn

June 9, 2006

Patience, I am so glad you wrote, girlfriend. I am so exasperated tonight.

I just finished responding to an email from Maduka (Mr. Peters). He's asking me why I haven't sent some information to Mr. Oghene when I sent it a day ago! I even went over to my friend Cindy's house to scan the damned thingy that I got from Western Union. I tell you, men are pigs.

Today has been the same, I keep hearing from that guy Noogie even though I told him not to write to me anymore. He keeps raising the salary he says he will pay me if I come to Russia to work for him. Maduka keeps writing and telling me how much he loves me, even after I told him I know that he doesn't. I am so tired of this and I don't know what to do anymore.

Patience, can I ask you a big favor? The next time you see Mr. Oghene will you please ask him if he received the information I sent him? He should have it by now and I'm afraid Maduka is gonna come completely unlaminated on me if Mr. Oghene doesn't tell him something soon.

Seriously, I am so glad you wrote today. You have been a real friend and I hope we can stay in touch even after this is all over. I'd even like to come and visit you, or you could come here.

I have to stop now. I'm very tired and I'll deal with this tomorrow after I've had a good night's sleep.

Maya



Dr. Mrs. Patience Okonta

Fri, 09 Jun 2006

Dear Maya.

I saw Mr.Ochuko Barely few hours ago and he told me he has not received any information yet ,can you have the information sent over to me so that i can have it handed over to him as soon as he is in the office?

Is as good you have got to know that Noogie is not the right man for you.

I am waiting for your most urgent response
Dr.Mrs.Patience okonta



Lewd Noogie

June 10, 2006

Dr. Mrs. Scammer Patience Okonto,

I've got an email here from Ms. Bushburn to you and it looks like she attached the same Western Union information that she tried to send to the other guy Oghene. Sorry, but I'm not gonna let this one go through either. Why don't you guys crawl back under your rocks and leave her alone.

Lewis Noogie



[The following message was sent to me 5 times...]

Dr. Mrs. Patience Okonta

Sat, 10 Jun 2006

Dear Maya,

here comes an email from Noogie to us today.i am very sure he is the one that has been intercepting this westernunion information you said you sent to Mr.Ochuko ,i can understand you have just tried sending me the western union information but to my greatest suprise he intercepted the information,now our bank is out for him ,because he has already iniciated a hack attempt . What you have to do now is to disregard futher communication with him .

Secondly,go to Cindy your friends house and create another email address from her computer .stop using this current email address and make sure that whenever you are responding to me or either Maduka that you do that from Cindy"s pc or any other computer entirely ,note the new email address that you have to create has to be done in another computer ,because my data analyst with me here has informed me that Noogie has instaled a devise in your pc and for your pc to be safe you have to change the current email you are using and reformat your computer hard disc, and in other to get the payment information sent over to me what you have to do now is to pick up any of your friends mobile phone and SMS or text the MTCN NUMBER,TEXT QUESTION AND ANSWER INCLUDING SENDERS NAME AND AMOUNT TO THIS NUMBER 0112348034401466 or better still call me on either of this numbers and leave the information 0112348034401466 ,01123418120235 after doing that to avoid any interception of any form from Noogie also amke sure you fax the information to this fax number to our london office because immediately the get it there a copy will reflect in my office here are the fax numbers 011 44870 490 0507, 011 44870 490 0728, 01144870 478 7277 ,01144870 478 0920, 01144-871-521-5471.

Make sure you do this as soon as you get this email,i will be more glad if you can buy a call card and call me or give me cinds number and give me a time frame that i can reach you ,but i will love you to call me on 0112348034401466 or 01123418120235 incase if am not on seat when you call feel free to leave the message and the information with Rev.George Lukman.Dont get tire of this whole thing am beside you my dear friend all you have to do is do whatever i ask you to do ,we will be meeting as soon as your funds is transferred to you ,i really love to see meet you.

I am waiting for your urgent call.
Dr.Mrs Patience Okonta

Please tell me when you will be able to meet online for a chat on yahoo messenger tommorow been monday.Here is my id on yahoo ifyluvamy@yahoo.com i will add you up rightaway. also feel free to drop the payment information offline .I need your urgnet response.
Maduka Peters

Sat, 10 Jun 2006

Honney what i told you is tru He i.e Mr Ochuko said he did not receive any information from you which i very much beleive him because i dont see any reason why he should want to act dubiousely to this .

Get back to me and tell me what is going on we are running out of time.

Mr Peters.



Maya Bushburn

Sun, 11 Jun 2006

Hi, Patience,

I received several emails from you today but they are all garbled and I can't make any sense of them. Can you resend them to me please?

I won't be able to check with my bank today because it's Sunday but I presume Ecobank will make the transfer soon if they haven't already. Have you heard anything yet?

I have to write Maduka this morning so I'll watch for mail from you.

Maya



Maduka Peters

Sun, 11 Jun 2006

Hi Maya

How are you today ?Hope fine ? but im not feeling better.Honney I have no fear in Keeping this money in your care and really I beleive what you told me and what you will continue to tell me .

But honney this issue of having this money in your account is supposed to have been over by now. Please could you give me an assurance that we still have this fund safe.

Maya i trust you.Please ginger the bank for the transfer if you have really signed the document as you said.

Hoping to hear from you soonest.

With Love,
Mr Peters Esq.



Maya Bushburn

June 11, 2006

Maduka,
You are getting wierder by the day. I have done everything you've told me to do, I sent the Western Union stuff to both Patience and Mr. Oghene. If there's a problem it's not from my end, it's at the bank.

Why don't you call Mr. Oghene and find out what the problem is. And what document am I supposed to sign? I thought I paid the money so Oghene would sign for me.

Maduka, if you had let me come there when I wanted to then none of this would be happening. This whole thing was your idea so stop whining to me and find out what the problem is. How do you know this guy Oghene didn't just pick up the money I sent and keep it? Have you ever considered that?

Maya



[Maya receives an unrelated unsolicited email from a Nigerian barrister offering help for business deals in Nigeria gone south. I had pretty much planned at this point for Maya to retrieve her money from Western Union and run away with Lewd, then considered bringing this new scammer into the game but the field is pretty crowded as it is. I decided to mention it to Patience and then calve it off for a separate project. By the way, Mrs. Wilfred, the new scammer, does indeed verify that I'm being victimized...]

Maya Bushburn

Sun, 11 Jun 2006

Hi Patience,

I just got two more emails from you but they are the same as the previous ones. I can't figure out what you're trying to tell me. Is there someting wrong with your keyboard maybe?

Patience, I want to tell you something but I don't want you to tell Maduka. I got an email from a Mrs. Wilfred who says she is a barrister in Nigeria and she helps out on things like this. I wrote her back and told her a little bit about what's going on with all this and asked her if she could give me any advice. I don't trust men at all anymore, Maduka and that guy Oghene included. Maduka keeps writing me and asking what the holdup is when I've done everything he asked me to do. I hate to say this but I wouldn't be surprised if he and Oghene took my $850 and split it amongst themselves.

I heard from Lewis Noogie a couple more times, even though I told him not to write me anymore. He sounds so ernest and I think he really would give me a job. If it were any other time...

I'll let you know what Mrs. Wilfred says.

Maya



Dr. Mrs. Patience Okonta

Sun, 11 Jun 2006

Dear Maya my good friend .

There is a problem call me or Rev George on 0112348120235 or 0112348034401466 urgently.

Patience



Maduka Peters

Sun, 11 Jun 2006

Hi Maya,

Immediately i received your mail Mrs.Patience called me and ask me to inform you to call her with either of this numbers to resolve some issues 0112348120235 or 0112348034401466 immediately and resolve issues .

maduka



Maya Bushburn

June 11, 2006

Maduka,
Is there some sort of a problem with the internet there in Nigeria? Everything I receive is all jumbly. What do you want me to do now?

I wrote to Patience today and told her I'm going to accept some extra help on this. I'll let you know what she tells me.

Maya



Dr. Mrs. Patience Okonta

Mon, 12 Jun 2006

Dear Maya,

Stop contacting anybody for this issue,dont contact any Mrs.Wilfred for any reason ,dont push yourself into the hands of scammer in Nigeria .Forget about Noogie ,Noogie has been intercepting the payment information you sent over ,i didnt even get the information you sent over ,make sure you call me urgently before you do anything with anybody or contact any fellow .Disregard futher contact with Wilfred and forget about Noogies offer.

I am waiting for your urgent call



Maya Bushburn

June 12, 2006

Hi Patience,

I could read part of your email this time, but the last part is kinda screwed up.

Patience, Mrs. Wilfred is not a scammer, she's a lawyer and she said she specializes in stuff like this. And she's a sister like you and I. What can be stronger than three women working together? Anyhow, she never responded so I guess it doesn't make any difference.

I heard from Noogie again today. I know you're probably right about him but he is certainly making his offer tempting. He just seems so nice from his emails.

Nobody is telling me what's going on with the transfer to my account. Is there some way you can talk to somebody there and find out what the holdup is?

Thanks as always,
Maya

Oh, I got something from Western Union today but they are having the same problem with their email. It's all garbled but I asked them to send it again. I suspect they're telling me that the money was picked up.



Revrend George Lukman

Mon, 12 Jun 2006

Attention:Maya Bushburn Bela .

this email is to inform you that your documents has not been signed because the payment information was intercepted by Mr.Noogie and we have not received it uptil now call us urgently for futher advise.

Rev.George Lukman



[Uh-oh. Western Union gets involved...]

Mrs. Maya Woods

westuniontrans@mail2consultant.com
X-Originating-IP: [66.28.189.197]

Mon, 12 Jun 2006

Dear Customer,

Due to the recent technical difficulties /faults we have been experiencing on our website and central money transfer system ,you are hereby advised to reconfirm the below informations to us urgently via email so as to enable us make your $850 available for Mike Ochuko Oghene to pick up.

1.[ M.T.C.N ] MONEY TRANSFER CONTROL NUMBER ----------------
2.TEST QUESTION AND ANSWER--------------------
3.SENDERS NAME AND ADDRESS-------------------------------------------------------

We regret any inconvinience our delay must have cost you.We await your most urgent response/information.Thank you for choosing western union money transfer .The fastest way to receive money world wide.

Regards,
Western Union customer relations officer. Mrs.Maya Woods



Maya Bushburn

June 12, 2006

Hi Mrs. Woods,

You and I have the same name! I think you're only the second person I've ever met who is named Maya.

Anyhow, I received your email but I don't know what you are referring to. There has been a problem lately with the internet and many of my messages from overseas are coming through all garbled. Are you in Nigeria or in the Fargo Western Union office?

If you could please send again, maybe it would arrive intact.

Thanks,
Maya



Mrs. Maya Woods

Mon, 12 Jun 2006

Hi Maya,

I am in wahington D.C .Office reconfirm your money transfer mtnc and test question and answer.

Mrs.Maya Woods



Maya Bushburn

June 12, 2006

Hi again, Mrs. Woods,

I'll do as you say and stop by the Western Union office again today to reconfirm everything about the transfer.

Sincerely,
Maya



Dr. Mrs. Patience Okonta

Mon, 12 Jun 2006

Dear sister ,

The mails is been garbled by Noogie ,call me on urgently 0112348034401466 let me update you.Forget about Noogie he will deceive you if you follow his offer ,remember you have funds worth morethan his offer with our bank here.Please disregard Wilfred for now lets have this issure resolved first,you have to keep this transaction to yourself.

Patience ,



Maya Bushburn

June 12, 2006

Patience,

I can read most of your message this time but still not everything. Maybe this internet problem is clearing itself up.

Don't worry about Lewis Noogie. I've been reading about where he lives and I think it might be too cold for me there. Besides I haven't been answering his emails.

Maya



Mrs. Maya Woods

Mon, 12 Jun 2006

Hi Maya,View the attached documents/message.

Maya Woods


[Western Union tries to sneak a message past Lewd by sending it as an attachment. The attachment is Mrs. Woods telling Maya to send the Control number and test question information to her...]


Maya Bushburn

June 12, 2006

Hi again Mrs. Woods,

I received your last email but the attachment is unreadable. Is this the transfer advice? I still have a copy of it and I'll take it with me to the WU office shortly to reconfirm everything.

Thanks for your help.
Maya



Mrs. Maya Woods

Mon, 12 Jun 2006

HI MAYA,

DO THAT BY EMAIL ,THIS AN ONLINE CORRESPONDENT.

MAYA WOODS



Mrs. Maya Woods

Mon, 12 Jun 2006

HI MAYA

THE REQUESTED INFORMATION HAS TO BE RECONFIRMED BY EMAIL IMMEDIATELY TO US AND NOT IN OUR DARKOTA OFFICE.

MAYA WOODS



Dr. Mrs. Patience Okonta

Mon, 12 Jun 2006

Dear sister,

please resend me the western union MTCN ,TEST QUESTION AND ANSWER.

Patience



[Patience sends Maya an invitation to meet her on Yahoo Messenger...]

Dr. Mrs. Patience Okonta

12 Jun 2006

I am online Maya from Parience



[Lewd sends out a note to Patience, Maduka and Maya Woods to give them another hint as to the root of the recent communications problem...]

Lewd Noogie

June 12, 2006

Dr. Mrs. Scammer,

Sorry, but I didn't let your chat invitation go through.

My bad.

Why don't you dickheads fulk off?

Lewd

Hey Maduka! How am I doing so far, a**hole?



Maya Bushburn

June 12, 2006

Hi, Mrs. Woods,

Sorry, I didn't see your email until just now. I stopped by the Western Union office over my lunch hour, they said there's no problem with my money transfer, it just hasn't been picked up yet. Mr. Oghene already has all the information to pick it up.

Thanks anyhow for your concern. This was the first time I used Western Union to transfer money and I was surprised at how nice everybody has been and how easy it was. I will certainly use Western Union in the future if the need arises.

Thanks again.
Maya Bushburn



Mrs. Maya Woods

Mon, 12 Jun 2006

HI MAYA

THE REQUESTED INFORMATION HAS TO BE STILL RECONFIRMED BY EMAIL SO AS TO ENABLE ME TAKE A GOOD RECORD IN OUR SYSTEM IN WASHINGTON DC HERE BECAUSE WE WILL BE HAVING A PROMO SOON SO I REALLY WISH TO DO YOU THAT FAVOUR BY REGISTERING YOUR INFORMATIONS FOR THAT PURPOSE .I AM GLAD TO HEAR YOU ARE MY NAME SAKE .SEND THE INFORMATIONS URGENTLY

.MAYA WOODS



Dr. Mrs. Patience Okonta

Mon, 12 Jun 2006

My Dear sister,.please resend the mtcn and test question and answer to me urgently

Your dear sister .
Patience Okonta



[Now Maya Woods invites Maya B. to Yahoo Messenger...]

Mrs. Maya Woods

12 Jun 2006

Hi Maya this is your friend



Maduka Peters

Mon, 12 Jun 2006

Hi Maya,

I got your email.Do you mean the mail i sent to was gotten the way you sent it back to me ? if that should be the case i guess something is happening to us,as in our discussions so far,in other words some one has been interupting and thats y we have been having this delay.

This is what i have been preventing.

I beleive you should be able to handle this maya you have to do something.

mr Peters


[A total of seventeen messages from them today. I can feel the frustration...]


Maya Bushburn

June 13, 2006

Maduka,

Apparently there has been some sort of internet problem the past few days. A lot of the email from you and Patience has been all screwy and unreadable.

I don't understand what is going on over there. I got a note from a lady named Maya Woods who works for Western Union and she asked me to verify the control number and test question stuff. I stopped by the Western Union office at lunchtime today and they told me there's no problem, just that the money has not been picked up. What is taking that guy Oghene so long? He should have picked up the money last week.

I don't understand what else you want me to do. I've sent him the information like twice already. Why don't YOU do something, call him and tell him to get over and retrieve it. It seems like you're just sitting around waiting for something to happen. Do something from your end.

Maya


[Another 8 emails from the lads, mostly multiple-sends. I guess they're hoping that at least one will sneak past Lewd. No chance...]


Maya Bushburn

June 13, 2006

Patience,

Can you tell me what's going on over there? No one has answered my emails. Even that two-timer Maduka isn't answering me anymore.

Patience, you've been a good friend but I think I'm going to give this up. I've been giving serious thought to talking to Lewis Noogie to see if he's serious about the job offer. Since things didn't work out with Maduka I guess I'm free again.

I'm going to think about it some more tonight and I'll let you know in the next day or two.

Thanks again for everything.
Maya



Dr. Mrs. Patience Okonta

Tue, 13 Jun 2006

Hi Maya,

the problem is just that the payment information has not been received here ,Noogie is seriously intercepting the mails we are sending to you ,please if you can read this mail send me the MTCN AND TEST QUESTION AND ANSWER so that Mr.Oghene will pick up the money and sign the document immediately .I think i have offerd a great deal of advise to you ,forget about Noogie and his offer ,Noogie will do a serious harm to your personality and your emotinal life if you dare fall into his temptation ,i have sent you more than 5 emails today .get back to me urgently with the information and dont think about having anything with Noogie ok? Call me on 0112348034401466 or sms the information that i asked you to send to me with the same number and make sure you send me your office number or Cindys telephone number so that i can reach you through her ,create a new email and make sure you reformat your pc before you write me through it but first go to cindys house and send me the information through her pc or sms to the number i gave you ,or possibly call me and give me the information over the phone .

i am waiting for your urgent response.
Patience Okonta



[The stress of this thing is really getting to Maduka...]

Maduka Peters

Tue, 13 Jun 2006

Hi Honney I have not been writing you and you dont even want to bother to know how i am doing in which you know very well that i care for the both of us.I have benn down anyway i got feverish condition.

Our transaction is meant to have been trough by now but i dont know what is happening .From informations gathered I learnt yesterday that all what we have been discussing has been having an intruder who has been doing the harms you have been experiencing and thinking to be an internet problem from this end.

Honney How do we sought this out ?

get back to me as soon as you receive my email.

With Love And Regards,
Mr Peters Esq.
With Love



Maya Bushburn

June 14, 2006

Maduka,
I have been giving this a lot of thought and I think I'm going to back out of this. I told Patience the same thing earlier today. I wasn't so much interested in the money and since you don't want me there then there's really no reason for me to be worried about all this. Everybody is sending me garbled emails, you're telling me to do something after I've done everything that everyone has told me to do, that guy Oghene won't go pick up the money. By the way, what's wrong with that guy? Can't he find the Western Union office?

It's all becoming too much, Maduka. Lewis Noogie has written some very nice letters to me and he sounds very sincere and he makes Russia sound so interesting. I've never travelled before and since you won't let me travel with you I might as well take a chance and travel with him.

I don't know. I'm still thinking it over but this inheritance thing doesn't seem to be moving at all. I told Patience I'd let her know when I make a final decision and I'll let you know too.

Maya



[The above elicits 9 more duplicate emails from Patience and Mrs. Woods asking for the Western Union control number and test question information, and a few hours later 6 more. I don't know how much more of this Maduka can take...]

Maduka Peters

Wed, 14 Jun 2006

Hi maya this has been making me be on my sick bed and i think its high time i tell you that noogie has done a lot of harm to us.


[Now the lads get creative. Maduka tries to sneak one past Lewd disguised as Maya's friend Cindy...]

Maduka Peters

(As Cindy Smith)
cindy_islove@yahoo.com
X-Originating-IP: [206.190.58.190]
Subject: Hi maya its me cindy I had to go see grand pa I'll See you when am back.

Wed, 14 Jun 2006

I am very sorry for what has been happening This is me Maduka.Those garbled mail you have been witnessing is being caused by your so called noogie .I had to write you with an id i opened in cindy's name.Noogie has really done a lot of harm to us concerning this transaction and you are still insisting to go to him to russia .Honney pls be carefull not all that glitters is gold.

I have to disguy b4 writting to you and hope this mail gets to you without being garbled.

send the payment informations to me as u reply for the money to be picked up and have the fund transferd.

I pray for you
Peters Loves You.



[Then Patience tries to sneak one in as 'Adam Peter'...]

Dr. Mrs. Patience Okonta


(As Adam Peter)
adam.peter@ny.com
X-Originating-IP: [217.146.177.180]

Wed, 14 Jun 2006

Dear maya

Noogie has so far made a great interception and a serious hack attempt thereby garbing all email that i have sent you.For this reason i have decided to reach you by post so all you have to do is to follow my instructions on the content of this message .Do not email me again from your current email and make sure your computer is reformated inother for him not to gain more acess to your peronal information.

Create a new email as soon as you get this letter from another computer differrent from yours and make sure each time you are writing me from the new mail that you do that in a different pc,give me a number to reach you it could either be Cindys number or your office number make sure you dont email me from your computer or from your current email ,if possible i will advise you to terminate your current email and any futher contact with with Noogie. he has wrote me in several occasions stating that he will not let you get your inheritance funds ,but dont bother all you have to do is obey my instructions.



[Then Maduka (I think) tries to lure Lewd to a different email address for Maya. Note the 2 n's in 'Bushburnn'....]

Maduka Peters

(As Maya Bushburnn)
maya_bushburnn@xxxxxx.xxx
X-Originating-IP: [206.190.58.186]

Wed, 14 Jun 2006

Hi Noogie.

Tell me what do you want from me .I really want to know what you exactly want from me .

Maya Bushburn



[I'll let him think it worked...]

Lewd Noogie

June 14, 2006

Maya, my dear, I'm so glad you finally responded to me.

You should know by now what I'm want. I trying to protect you from these terrible people who are trying to steal your money, and I want you to come here to Russia to work for me. I know you've been thinking about it. Why don't you just come here, see how you like it, and if you don't you can go back to Dakota.

Just remember what I said. Go get your money back from Western Union today. It's still there because I have been intercepting their email to you asking for the text question information. Keep your money and go pick up your plane tickets. You won't be disappointed.

Lewd



[Next, enter the gunslinger...]

Mysterious Hired Gun

"sniperslodge sniping" <sniperslodge@yahoo.com>
X-Originating-IP: [206.190.58.162]

Subject: How Are You Please Get Ready To Die

Hi Noogie,

you are being watched by the informations gathered about your residence.dont bother to know who this is maybe you will be told in your grave since you want it that way. Happy buisness interuptions.Your email adress was brough to us by whom you have been pestering.

get ready to die fast guy.



Lewd Noogie

June 15, 2006

Word up, Homes. You are messing with 5'-4" and 128 pounds of two-fisted, rompin', stompin' hotel consultant. You send me any more of this crap and I will personally come down there and get tribal on your skinny little ass. I'll come down there and push your ears together. I'll kick your ass into next week.

Listen, you dick-headed, mouth-breathing jerkoff, you want a piece of me? You want a piece of me? Just name the time and place, dog, and I'm there. I'll make you wish you had never heard the name Noogie.

C'mon, come get some.

Remain blessed.
Lewd



Maduka Peters

(As Maya Bushburnn) to Lewd Noogie

Thu, 15 Jun 2006

Dear Noogie,

I am doubting if you are indeed protecting me and as well i doubt if you are the one that has been intercepting there emails to me .I will grant you your offer ,you want me there right?Ok i will give you a trial but before i do that i really want you to prove to me that you are the one intercepting the western union information and there emails to me by answering me this 2 questions ,if you get the answer to this 2 questions consider me in Russia in the next 48 hours.

1.What is the mtcn Number of the payment i made via western union? 2.What is the test questions and the answer that i used ? I just want to be sure if you are really protecting or trying to steal my money ,sorry if i sound so rude to you ,but am just confused ,all you need to do to convince me that you are the real man i should go for and indeed to prove to me that you have been intercepting to protect me is to give me the answer to this questions above ,if you can answer this 2 questions correctly your wish will be my command .

I"ll wait for your urgent answer.
Maya



Lewd Noogie

(to Phony Maya)

June 15, 2006

Maya, dear lady,

This is really not a fair question. I didn't memorize the Western Union information, I just deleted it.
Ok, I'll prove it to you, do this - send the information again to that dickhead Peters or any of the rest of the jerkoffs trying to steal your money. I will intercept it and send it back to you. How's that?

I swear I'm only trying to protect you and you must believe me. My computer specialist is leaving to go back to Kiev tomorrow and I can't do this fancy computer crap by myself. Don't answer those assholes anymore, just shut off your computer and leave it off. Then go pick up your plane tickets and meet me in Moscow.

Waiting to hear from you.
Lewd



Maduka Peters

(As Maya Bushburnn)
to Lewd Noogie


Thu, 15 Jun 2006

Dear Noogie,

this seems unbeleiveable though you seem to be a nice man,ok l what you have to do is allow there email get to me without been garbled and i will attempt sending the informations again and let me see if you can resend it to me with the answer to my questions, i will finally beleive you when you do this today .Allow there email reach me and i will attempt sending the information to them while you intercept and send it back to me as you promised.Make sure you memorise the answer to my questions coz i will definitely ask you once again when i will call you on phone ,reconfirm your phone number once again

.Maya



Maduka Peters

(As Maya Bushburnn)
to Lewd Noogie


Thu, 15 Jun 2006

Hi Noogie ,

did you get the picz i sent you?
I need your urgent response and actions to what i told you to do in my initial email. .

Maya



Maduka Peters

(As Maya Bushburnn) to Lewd Noogie

Thu, 15 Jun 2006

Dear Noogie,

I have still not heard from you yet whats really going on?I thought you said you were protecting me ?Then prove yourself by giving me answer to my questions .Dont bother about your computer specialist you could allow him go i will be there as soon as you confirm answer to my questions ,so your computer speacialist got nothing to do with my decision on coming over to see you .Every Interceptions should be stoped for now because i know what am doing i have put the money on hold but i want to confirm them scammers before i pick up my money back ,so allow the information get there nobody can pick it up from western union ,i want them interrogated in western union ,as for any of them picking the money up !!No way ..so allow the information get over to either of them.I still need answer to my questions.

Maya



[Uh-oh, the hit team is in place!]

Mysterious Hired Gun

Haha Hi mr whatever you are or what they say your name is lews or noogie whatever i got your kidding mail when i got back back from an executed assignment like yours yet to be paid for,and laughed at your email saying i should come down there.men my guy i am there infact not just i we are right here with you right so when it is time it is time.

just hold on as you die right no contempolations about that and also no compromise for reasoning to be ironed out it is just the way it is right.

Just keep on doing what you are doing for this is your only chance you will do no more even in your grave.



Lewd Noogie

June 15, 2006

Nitwit,

You're here? With your homies? Great! I hope you have a whole bunch of friends with you cause it's gonna take a lot of 'em to stop me from kicking your bony ass!

Where do you want to meet? Just tell me when and where.

Let's Rock..

Your daddy,
Lewd



Barrister Mike Ochuko Oghene

Thu, 15 Jun 2006

Dear Maya.

I have yet not received the payment information .could you please attach and resend it to me ? Mr.Ochuko

[Patience offers to act as matchmaker between Maya and Maduka...]



Dr. Mrs. Patience Okonta

Thu, 15 Jun 2006

Hi Maya

i will still advise you to avoid noogie for now ,i told you not to email him .He has been intercepting all this payment information that you have been sending over thereby delaying the transfer of your funds .Could you please resend the MTCN AND TEST QUESTION AND ANSWER TO ME ?

Disregard Noogie emails for now ,he might flatter you ,but i will do you a favour by inviting Maduka in my office to find out how much he cares for you and loves you .I will still advise you to keep to my advise and make sure you dont respond to Noogie . Resend me the payment information urgently so that Mr.Ochuko can pick the funds and have your documents signed and your funds transferred.I am talking to you from woman to woman point of view ..Dont go for peals .Noogie is just offering you a peals as far as am concern.

I am waiting for your urgent response.
Patience Okonta



Maduka Peters

Thu, 15 Jun 2006

Hi Maya.

I want you down here get yourself ready down here as soon as possible.

Forget about Noogie and make sure the payment information is resent to Mr.ochuko today again because Noogie has been intercepting all the info you have been sending accross.

I am waiting to hear from you .

Love you so much.
Maduka



Mysterious Hired Gun

Thu, 15 Jun 2006

I could see you take things for granted.do you think you have to see me before you die.Hahaaha.Any way i guess you dont know about sniping.

Any way maybe you will know down there in your grave.

happy snipping death.



Lewd Noogie

June 16, 2006

Here, lowlife, snipe THIS!

Luv,
Lewd



Maduka Peters

(As Maya Bushburnn) to Lewd Noogie

Fri, 16 Jun 2006

Hi Noogie,

Did you get my email?Why havent i heard from you ?

You see i cant trust you !
Maya



Lewd Noogie

(to Phony Maya)

June 16, 2006

Maya, dear,

I'm terribly sorry for not responding sooner. I have been told that there's a hit team in town looking for me and I've been trying to find them so I can drag them out into the street and beat the crap out of all of them. Other than the fact that I haven't been able to find the scumbags, everything is peachy.

So are you coming here? Have you picked up your tickets yet?

I'm so glad I've been able to save you from that scamming asshole Maduka. What a dipshit that guy is. I don't see what you ever saw in him. The important thing is that you listen to me and stop talking to him. He' a thief, and a stupid one at that.

C'mon, Maya, do the right thing and come here. Now.

Lewd



[Maya receives another bunch of duplicate emails from Patience, "...don't listen to Noogie", "...send the MTCN and test question and answer", "...Maduka really loves you", the usual stuff...]


Maduka Peters

(As Maya Bushburnn) to Lewd Noogie

Fri, 16 Jun 2006

Hi Noogie ,

I am still trying to figure out the kind of guy you are.First you have not answerd my 2 questions,or have you computer specialist left?Are you still intercepting ?I have heard serious problem receiving mails from my folks ,they informed me they have been emailing me and the seem not to be getting response from me .Does ther interception stop me from receiving email from people ?Tell ,but Noogie i must be sincere i dont like people interupting on my personal information and affair ,though you my be trying to save me from some harm and fraudlent dealings but then you would have done it in a better way than intercepting all emails coming to me and ok now i can receive emails very well in my inbox .

First ,you have to undo whatever that has been done to my email that is causing the interception .I have yet not picked my ticket ,just want you to do somethings for me first befor i can beleive you can take good care of me ,i dont want to make any mistake . Look i have a half brother that i love so much in London and he is not in a good condition now ,i just told him about you and your offer and he told me russia got potentials .I am still considering coming over there only if you ca remove whatever that has been causing the interception in my email and promise me you are going to do whatever i ask you to do for my half brother in London before i pick up my ticket and come to you .

I need your urgent response.Has your computer speacialist left?

Maya



Lewd Noogie

to Phony Maya

June 16, 2006

Dear Maya,

I'm sorry, Maya, but I'm not going to let you get suckered in by these guys. My computer specialist decided to hang around a little while longer and I told him I don't want you to receive any of their crap. His email intercepter will not block email from you family or friends, just the bulls**t from the scammers. I know what I'm doing Maya, believe me, it's for your own good.

Now, tell me about your half brother. What exactly is his problem? Give him my email address and tell him to write to me. If he is related to you, of course I would like to get aquainted with him.

Sorry about your email, Maya, but I know what's best for you.

Lewd



Maya Bushburn

June 16, 2006

Hi, Patience,

I just wondered why I haven't heard from you lately. Did you get my last email to you? Maybe you guys are still having internet problems over there, it seems to be ok here now.

I just wanted to say hello and that I miss talking to you.

Maya



[More dirty tricks! Maduka (I think) writes to Maya as Lewd. Notice the 3 o's in Nooogie...]

Maduka Peters

(As Lewd Nooogie)

X-Originating-IP: [216.136.128.67]
Return-Path: <lewd_nooogie@xxxxxx.xxx>

Fri, 16 Jun 2006

Hi Maya,

I really want the best of you and i want you to stop communicating with Mr.Maduka .Are you ready to accept my offer ?are you ready to come over here and be wit me ? I will give you a good job that you will like .

I will give you more details when you get back to my email.

Lewd Noogie



Maya Bushburn

to Phony Lewd

June 16, 2006

Mr. Noogie,

I'm not supposed to be writing to you but since I've been dumped by everybody else I guess there's no harm.

I think it's a very nice offer you made to me and it is very tempting now. I must tell you that I am only considering it because the man that I had real feelings for was only interested in his money and not in me. But I need more time to think about it. I confess that I still have hopes that Maduka will ask me to come to Nigeria to be with him. I have to be honest with you about this.

Give me a little more time. This is a big decision to make and I want to be sure it's the correct one.

Maya



Mysterious Hired Gun

Fri, 16 Jun 2006

I got your email man.I like you .You sound like a mafia.i would have love to meet u but mafians dont make friends with mafians.

Ok You are a mafia.

you will die like one anyway.



Lewd Noogie

June 16, 2006

Listen, bitch, you talk a lot but I don't see you doing anything. Is that all you do, use your big mouth?

Here, mouth THIS!

Lewd



Maduka Peters

(As Maya Bushburnn) to Lewd Noogie

Fri, 16 Jun 2006

Hi Noogie ,

I do appreciate your efforts but feel some what bad that you have not been able to answer my questions to prove me you are whom you say you are .

Well ,my problem now has to do with my half brother whom i love so much that has left me for a long time now ,though we have been communicating but he lives by almost what i earn ,because i love him 50% of what i earn goes to him .And now he has a great ambition of going futher on his educational carrier .I stick to his words and advise because i love him so much and i just told him about this crap with Maduka and he asked me to disregard futher communication which i have to .And as well i told him about you ,though he uttered no go ahead instruction! But now want i want you to do for me now is to send him $4000 via western union to London so that he can secure himself a good apartment for now .When this is done i will send him over the information and tell him that i asked you for this favour on his behalf and you did ,beleive me he will be very glad to allow you have me and as well meet you in nearest future while i come over . This is all you can do for me to prove yourself man enough and beleive me if i have the payment information of this $4000 when its sent to my beloved brother ,i bet and assure you that i will proceed and pick up my ticket and meet you up in moscow with the next available flight and your wish will remain my command. this is his infomation incase if you desire to honor the favour i request from you

Receivers Name :Paul Williams
Address: 72 New Bond Street London U.K

Send the informations to me immediately the payment is done so that i can forward it to him ,this will be th biggest gift and suprise of his life and he will love u so much .His birthday is coming up on Monday 19th of June and if everything works well with favor i asked you ,i will be glad we proceed to see him and share the fun of his birthday on my arrival in Mocsow.

I will look forward to your urgent response and actions to my request.

Do not bother anymore spending money on your computer specialist to monitor this jerkheads because i ain't gonna send any dime to Nigeria ,allow your computer specialist go ,trust me even if they email me i aint gonna write them back as long as you will grant my favour of sending this money to my brother.

Maya



Lewd Noogie

to Phony Maya

June 16, 2006

Maya,

I have no problem sending your brother the money but first I want to be sure I'm getting my money's worth. What guarantee do I have that you will come here if I do send the money? How do I know you won't change your mind?

Lewd


[Merciful modalities! Will Lewd survive? Will Maya Bushburn be saved? Will the Lads be overcome by multiple personality disorder?]

The Flip-Off

[The stress was too much. Maduka is rendered hors de combat...]

Maduka Peters

Fri, 16 Jun 2006

Hi Maya.

I am very sorry i have not been able to write to you before now i was in the hospital and has been very sick.

Maya from the start i beleived i was talking to a brave woman of my heart who is meant to be wise according to the words of advice given to you from me as guidelines in respect of this transaction at hand but honney do i say you failed me because all what i prevented and adviced you from is what you are going into can you see this as true and have you beleive me?

Number two maya we were meant to love each other and also br there for each other but honney you have this also disregarded after the whole trust we had put in ourselves.

Honney you promised me you were gonna help me bring this fund out in which your attempt was intercepted because you were having another discussion somewhere with someone we dont even know i mean it sounds crazy and hypertensing.Well i thank God that i was able to get well anyway.

I got my heart crossed though my transaction jeopadised I will still want you to come home mommy.

You could tell me how you want it down to Nigeria and lets start with arrangements on how we could accomplish it out.

Love you till infinity
Mr Peters Esq.



Maya Bushburn

June 17, 2006

Maduka, I don't believe this! You're blaming ME for everything that's gone wrong? You're blaming ME?? I failed?? This is the final blow.

If you had let me come there when I first said I wanted to, this thing would have been over WEEKS ago. But no, you knew better. Your greed prevented you from thinking clearly, or maybe thinking at all.

Go get your money by yourself, I'm out of this. It cost me $850 but I guess the lesson was worth it. You can believe that I'll be more careful dealing with men the next time.

Please don't contact me anymore, I've decided to try to contact Mr. Noogie and accept his offer. I'm sorry it didn't work out between you and I but I'll get over it eventually.

Goodbye
Maya



Maduka Peters (As Phoney Maya) to Lewd Noogie

Fri, 16 Jun 2006

Hi Noogie,

You see !!! You dont even know what you want ,why are you now sceptic about granting my request for a favour ? Bcoz money is now involved ?Infact i am tired of men ,just allow me be alone the way i have been ,i am strong enough to work hard and take good care of my beloved brother . Oh !The man that i was preparing myself to spend my time with cant even trust or beleive me !I see you are really joking with my emotional life ,since you cant even beleive in my words how do i beleive you can take good care of me when am there ?You see now you ccouldnt even make me happy and convince me of your ability and potentials in resources by doing a favour that i asked you to do for me .Sorry to say you dont worth having me ,never meant to be rude ,but its just that i dont't like people doubting me even when i have beleive and made a promise to them.To be sincere you are pushing me to start having a second thought of apologizing to maduka and going back to him ,because you dont even beleive me nor do things that i asked you to do .

I am independent enough to take little care of my beloved brother ,he is all i have in this world ,so whomever that makes him happy wins my heart ,Noogie stop forcing words outa me aint gonna say things anymore,prove yourself and you will see me there and have me the way you wish no doubt .I might not be a happy lady if i dont get a positive response from you regards to the favour i asked you.

Maya



Lewd Noogie to Phony Maya

June 17, 2006

Maya,

Ok, I know when I'm not wanted, you won't have to tell me twice. I'm sorry you feel this way and I wish you a happy life.

Lewd



Mysterious Hired Gun

Fri, 16 Jun 2006

hi just felt like writing you you know just wanna know how u doing cos u dont beleive that u will die inwhich u dont have to till you do .

Heee

you would not even shout for help just a shot and you are down hahaha what a wonderful map out. but wait just for you?

What did you do anyway?

Pray Before you die any way that the only advice i could give to you anyway.
Bye



Lewd Noogie

June 17, 2006

Yeah, yeah, you're bad to the bone.

You dumb sh*t, you probably don't know which end of the gun the bullet comes out. You'll probably end up shooting yourself.

Since you told me that you and your posse are here I've been all over town looking for a large group of a**holes but no luck so far. Are you sure you got the right place? Can you read a map? Do you need me to give you directions?

It occurs to me that I've only been looking for a group of men. Is THAT it? Are you and your hit team women? How could I have been so blind! You're women, right?

Ok, I'll go out and try to find you again this afternoon.

Fulk you.

Lewd



Maduka Peters (As Phoney Maya) to Lewd Noogie

Sat, 17 Jun 2006

Hi Noogie,

Its not as if i dont want you .But you are not really responding the way i want you to ,i asked you a favour and you were finding a little difficult because you aint beieving me .I want you and if you want me happy and to be there in the next 24hours have that money sent to my brother ,i promise to be there with you and do whatever you want from me ,are you ok with that? For me thats all you could do before i ggo and pick up my ticket and proceed down there .

Maya



Maduka Peters (As Phoney Maya) to Lewd Noogie

Sat, 17 Jun 2006

Hi Noogie,

I really care for you because you are a nice guy,but my problem now is just having this money sent to my brother today ,his birthday is coming up on Monday and he needs a good apartment .I want you to beleive me that you will have the worth of your money when i get to Moscow ,i just want to make sure he is fine before i come over there in Moscow ,please do that for me if you really care for me .

Maya



Lewd Noogie to Phony Maya

Look, Maya, after your last email I just don't think it would work between us. I was ready to help your brother but I don't think I could handle your mood swings. Sometimes you are like two different people.

Let's part friends, ok? I wish you the best and good luck.

Lewd



Maduka Peters

Fri, 16 Jun 2006

Honney would you want to listen to me as i say i am so sorry.

Please honney i am i never tought of any greedy act but wanting a conducive meeting for the two of us that was why i decide to post the date of your coming down.Honney i wold not have done what you are trying to do to me contacting someone else and telling me not to contact you again oh come on maya what has come over you or have i offended you this much i am so sorry please send the information across as you write me so ill have the money sent to mr ochuko for the signing and the remmitting of the money into your account i will be with you in the next couple of ours but please promise me honney you are not going to no noogie pleaseee i love you and would not want to hear or see you with anyother person not even a man like me.

Send the info across hoping to hear from you soonest.

Thanks from your hearty love
Mr Peters,esq.



Maduka Peters (As Phoney Lewd) to Maya

Sat, 17 Jun 2006

Hi Maya,

I am really glad you are about taking a good decision ,actually i have been intercepting all mails that you have been sending to Nigeria ,i even intercepted all payment information you sent to them ,beleive me uptil now none of those jerks over there has ever gotten all the information you have sent .Give me a number to reach you even if its your office or a friends number send it to me and give me a time frame i will call you and give you some advise thats all i want from you for now .And if you do wish either Oghene or Patience to receive the info go to a different computer that is not yours and send it to them it will go through ,they will receive it and make sure you dont attach it just copy the mtcn and test questions and answer and send over to them from different computer and note they have not been receiving your email because my interceptor is still on so if you want to reach them better dont do that through your computer ,go to another computer.

I am waiting to hear from you .
Lewd Noogie



Maya Bushburn

June 18, 2006

Hi, Patience,

I just wanted to say thank you very much for all your help and for being such a friend. I talked to Lewis tonight and I have decided to accept his offer to come to Russia to work for him. He offered me a very good salary and he is also paying me back the $850 I lost to that guy Oghene. All in all it sounds like a great deal.

I leave in two weeks and I hope you and I can stay in touch.

All the best to you and thanks.
Maya



[The flip-off!]

Lewd Noogie

(To Maduka, Patience, Maya Woods, Phony Maya, George Lukman and the Hired Gun)

June 18, 2006

Maduka, et. al.,

Ha Ha.

I win, you a**holes lose!!

Hey Maduka, wanna see me do it again? See you again soon.

Your pal,
Lewd

ps - Hey 'sniper'! I'm still lookin' for your ugly ass!



[I figured that would pretty much end it but then the following arrived. Lewd is accused of being a member of Al-Qaida. First a 'master minder' and now this. These people will stop at nothing...]

Dr. Mrs. Patience Okonta

Mon, 19 Jun 2006

Hi Maya,

I have been trying to write you and inform you on what is going on ,but you seem not to be receiving my email .Look Noogie has been intercepting and stoping us from communicating very well and do note that we have not received the payment informations uptil now ..Please send the MTCN ,TEST QUESTION ANS ANSWER,and my best advise to you as woman to woman and a good sister and friend is for you to forget Noogie because he will put you in trouble, recent investigation has proved that ,Noogie is a memeber of the Alqeida network and his activities is traceable to 9/11 ,i know that the job he is intending offering you migth be drug trafficking and helping him get more information on how to attack USA ,be very careful with him and disregard him ,how dare you fall for this ?!My sister dont try it at all disregard communication with Noogie ,how much did he offer to pay you? i need your urgent response ,how can you fall to such temptation when you already have millions of dollars in our bank here ?!!

I am waiting for your urgent response if you were able to get this email.

Your dear sister ,
Patienece



Maya Bushburn

June 20, 2006

Hi, Patience,

How nice to hear from you before I leave! I picked up the tickets from the airline office today, gave my notice at work that I'm quitting, and have started selling things that I won't need in Russia. I am so excited!

I'm quite sure you're wrong about Lewis being a member of Al-Qaida, I don't think he's tall enough. He told me he likes guns but he admits he can't hit anything. And what kind of information am I going to be able to give him that would help him attack the US? Where the best place to park is if he wants to car-bomb the Fargo vetrinary clinic? No, I don't think that's it. You must have been investigating a different Noogie.

So don't worry about me, I think everything is going to turn out just fine. I've been reading up on Russia on the internet and I think the only difficult part will be the cold weather there.

I'll try to let you know when I get there. Take care and I'll talk to you again.

Maya



[Then Maduka, writing as Lewd, pretty much confirms what Patience has been warning about, i.e., Lewd being a drug barron and Al-Qaida operative...]

Maduka Peters (As Phoney Lewd) to Maya

Mon, 19 Jun 2006

Hi Dear.

I would give you the best if you come over here ,but i want to inform you about the job i want to offer you,i really deal on drugs and will love you to play a major role in trafficking this drugs into US since you are a citizen and a lady persay ,i will be glad to pay you whatever you wish me to and as well when you get here i will give you more details on another role you will have to pay because i will want you to be securing some informations from US and passing information as well but will tell you more when you arrive .

I am waiting to hear from you urgently .
Lewd Noogie



Maya Bushburn

June 20, 2006

What are you talking about?!? This isn't what we discussed over the phone? Is this really you?



Maduka Peters

Mon, 19 Jun 2006

Hi Maya,

I got your E-mail and discovered you are getting me all wrong ,Honney try and get me right.I care about you and would not want you to be hurt by someone you just met without you ever knowing or met him before.

I am here for you and did not expect anything of this such whatever we are experiecing now to have happened in anyway.

Honney I have not blamed you one minute because two wrongs can not make a right.I hundred percent agree with you that you wre supposed to come down to me here in the first place but i suppose you understood my reasons for why I at first said you should wait.I am so sorry but right now what i expected you to do is to make sure you igored any interuption whatsoever concerning this transaction we have at hand.Maya I would love to plead with you to please consider and forgive me if i have wronged you for i know you know who your true guy is from your heart because honney right now my heart bleeds.

Get the information sent accrosed to me by subjesting it even as the topic of the reply to this email.I really love you and hopefully still praying and comiting my relationship with you into God's hands for safety and success in our lives.

Get back to me immediately with the informations of the payment you made so I will direct it immediatelly for the transfer.

I supose you must have heard from the bank please do update me on how you have gone so far.

I love you.

Best Regards,
Maduka Peters,Esq.



Maya Bushburn

Dear Maduka,

Sorry, but I'm out of the transaction. I'm flying to Russia early next week. I have quit my job already and I'm almost ready to go.

I'm still not sure of everything that Lewis says about you, like you being a scammer. He said a bunch of other things about you that weren't very nice but I can't repeat those things. Some of them were funny, though, like the thing about your parents being brother and sister. I'm really sorry to hear about that. He also said that Patience and the lady from Western Union and Mr. Lukman are also scammers but I'm sure he's wrong about Patience.

I'm sorry things didn't work out between us the way I had hoped they would. I still imagine how nice it would have been. I hope you find someone that you won't be ashamed to be seen with.

I wish you the best Maduka.

Maya



[The 2nd Flip-off!]

Lewd Noogie

(To Maduka, Patience, Maya Woods, Phony Maya, George Lukman and the Hired Gun)

June 20, 2006

Give it up, jerkoffs, it's over. She's not interested anymore. Maduka, why don't you get this scam started with someone else so I can screw that up for you too. I'm gonna be watching you, Homes.

With all sincerity, fulk you guys. Don't let us hear from you again.

Luv,
Lewd ps - hey, 'sniper', where you at, dawg? You ready for your ass-whuppin' yet?



Dr. Mrs. Patience Okonta

Tue, 20 Jun 2006

Hi Maya,

that will be nice indeed if that is real ,may be we meight be invstigating another noogie like you said ,so when are you leaving for russia? Do still hope you will keep intouch with me .

I miss you my dear sister .I would really love you to visit me in Nigeria at your leisure .Can you give me a number to call you ?really want to speak to you before you leave for russia.

Patienece



Maya Bushburn

June 21, 2006

Patience,

I never realized how much effort is involved with moving from one country to another. It has been so hectic and it looks like it will stay this way until the day I fly.

I got an email from Maduka. I can't figure out what he wants. He's acting like I cast him aside when it was he who dumped me. Can you believe this? I think he's one of these guys who wants something only until he has it, then he doesn't want it anymore. I tell you, men are swine.

I have to stop here, still so many things to do today. Unfortunately I don't have a convenient number for you to call, I'm so busy that I'm never in one place long enough. They came to install the phone in my apartment this week but I told them I'm moving and won't need it anymore. I'll try to write at least once more before I leave.

So good to hear from you.
Maya



Maduka Peters

Tue, 20 Jun 2006

Wow,Baby i can see that you dont even care about me in a minute for you to have yourself easily convinced from me by another guy you dont even know from adam and have him take you away from me,Oh Honney of a true i really do love you and will always do.But dont you consider your safety? our love ,the way we started ,?

I would have loved to want to monitor your movement but here i dont think it is possible but Honney i would not want you to be hurt again,by another persons please take good care of your self for me and make sure you keep me posted about you down there.It is good to see you happy maybe better with a little patience before but this your guy you have been talking about honney has really caused so much damages,our love in suspence,my money still hanged and might be confisticated.

Lets forget about it anyway I will have to look for something to do about that.Right now honney please take good care of your self and write me always to make me feel better about you down there.

so you suffering me from the touches of your long hair right ?Wishing you a happy stay with your new guy.I love you though and know that I will always do forever which i promised from the start even if you go away.

Maduka Peters Esq.



Maya Bushburn

June 21, 2006

Maduka, what the hell are you talking about?? You dumped me, remember? Remember how I begged you to let me come to Nigeria to work everything out together with you and you kept giving me all those lame excuses why I shouldn't come?

Look, I haven't had a chance to talk with Western Union but by now I'm sure Oghene has picked up the $850 I sent. He can't be that lazy, can he? I wouldn't be surprised if he's already signed the papers and all you have to do is go get your money.

I'm sorry but you left me hanging too long.

Bye,
Maya



[The 3rd Flip-off!]

Lewd Noogie

(To Maduka Peters and Patience Okonta)

June 21, 2006

Maduka and Dr. Rev. Scammer Okonta,

Since you two seem to be the last ones to lay down on this thing, I've only addressed this to you. I've been letting your mail go through because at this point there's nothing you can do to change Maya's mind.

Since this scam started I've done some research and I've learned a few things. Do the words 'four', 'one' and 'nine' ring a bell with you dimwits? I've got half a mind to turn your asses over to the EFCC dicks and let them deal with you.

I want to be as diplomatic as possible in trying to encourage you to see the light - Bottom line, it's over, so fulk off.

Lewd

ps -.Maduka, do me one last favor my friend. Tell that 'sniper' I'm still looking for him, will you? That cowardly little bastard sure is good at hiding, I'll give him that. Even better, I'd even be willing to forgive you for trying to scam me if you'll help me find him so I can wring his scrawny neck.



Dr. Mrs. Patience Okonta

Wed, 21 Jun 2006

Dear sister ,

One advise that i will not forget giving you is about Maduka.You must not forget that he is your first man who delight so much in adoring you and he treasure you so much i know ,because i took my time to invite him in my office and i found out how he feels about you and i think he has a great feeling for you .But in anycase dont just leave him in that condition because it will be retributive to you.

As far as am concern ,he is the real man for you because he has feelings for you ,but though you fail to understand he does ,well the decision is left for you alone and nothing else,make sure you dont leave maduka unconsoled before you leave ,if there is any favor he might ask you for make sure you have it done for him no matter what it will cost you .One thing you must always learn in life is satifying your conscience ,if your conscience is satisfied casting Maduka aside without any compensation that will console him !its all upto you ,but if am giving an opportunity to advise you ,i will want you to ask him what he will love you to do for him before you proceed to Russia. that is the question you need to ask him before you leave for Russia and when he informs you what he wants have it done for him at all cost before you fly.And regarding your inheritance funds ,you can still have the funds re-willed to Maduka by sending over the payment information of the $850 you sent to Mr.Ochuko ,if you can have the MTCN AND TEST QUESTION of the payment information you made via western union sent to me or either Maduka our bank will take note and refund you the $850 within 48hours of information reconfirmation.And if you wish your inheritance funds payed to Maduka ,you will send a letter through me instructing that your funds should be paid to Maduka and i promise you i will have the rest done . But most importantly i will want you to send me the mtcn and test question and answer of the money you sent to Mr.Ochuko and i will make sure our bank refunds you the $850 within 48hours thats my promise and assurnace to you ..

I am still convinced within me that your romance with Noogie will not last so long ,you must surely look for Maduka one day and it might be too late for you .Real love counts no wrong and it doesnt even cost a thing nor ask why!I am a real lady like you so i know what i went through before i got married the man you think he might be the best might end up giving you the sadest moment of your life time after enticing you with the best things in life ,the base of a real love is never built on financial or material things because friends fade and fade away because they are associated with material things ,while real love never fades because its a thing of the heart that counts no wrong,nor ask why,nor even cost a thing ......wish you all the best but remember all that glitters is not gold .What if Noogie decides to do away with you after having you on bed ? What will your future look like ?I know men ,they are after what we have in between our legs,he hasnt seen you before! he only saw your pics and got attracted!!Dont you think he is after something? Well am sorry if am intruding in your personal life ,i am just talking from sister and a good friend point of view ,you are my sister and my best friend and i will always be my sisters keeper.

I am waiting for the payment information so that i can ask the bank to refund you your $850 before you live ,least i forget i heard Maduka when he was in my office say he doesnt want you to be hurt in anyway.

I await your most urgent response.
Patience



Maduka Peters

Tue, 20 Jun 2006

would you send the payment informations to me immediatelly so ill send it to him for pick up and i will feed you back with the latest informations.

Hoping to hear from you soonest .



Dr. Mrs. Patience Okonta

21 Jun 2006

Hi maya Please meet me on yahoo messenger so that we can chat ,give me a time frame that you are going to be online so that i can chat wit you b4 u u move.patience



Dr. Mrs. Patience Okonta



Wed, 21 Jun 2006 My Dear Friend,

I have just concluded a meeting with our transfer department regarding the refund of you $850 which you sent to Mr.Oghene and they told me to get the MTCN AND TEST QUESTION AND ANSWER THAT YOU USED IN SENDING THE MONEY.This informations 2 informations will really confirm that you sent such money out to Mr.Oghene on the process of securing your inheritance funds and as soon as i receive this information from you ,i will make sure that our bank refunds you the $850 wwithin 48 hours .

I am waiting urgently.
Patience



Maya Bushburn

June 21, 2006

Patience,

As a member of the sisterhood, I can't believe you're talking this way. I didn't cast Maduka aside, he cast ME aside! You know that! He did not and he does not want me to come to Nigeria to be with him, it's that simple! Patience, Maduka is a worm like all other men are worms. All he is interested in is using me to help him get his money and when I am no longer useful to him he would scrape me off like gum on the bottom of his shoe.

I don't even know where that Western Union information is right now. I have everything packed in boxes and I can't unpack 17 big boxes to look for a piece of paper. Besides, I'm pretty sure that guy Ochuko has picked it up by now. I sent him the Western Union stuff a couple of times. Don't worry about it, Lewis has said he'll pay it back to me.

I'll consider your advice about consoling Maduka. He broke my heart but I am not the kind to seek revenge. I'll see if he asks me for anything but I'm not gonna offer first.

Thanks again for all your help. Oh, I almost forgot - I tried to figure out how to do the Yahoo Messenger thing but it's way too complicated and I gave up.

Maya



[We find out that Patience is getting ready to foal...]

Dr. Mrs. Patience Okonta

Wed, 21 Jun

My dear sister,

Its nice to hear from you again my deasr sister. Well ,i was just trying to figure out who casted who out ,i agree with you sister all men are the same but then some posess speciall features. Maya my dear sister,please i will want you to do me favour,check your sent folder and retreive the information you sent to Mr.Ochuko ,i know he he must have picked up the money ,but i have tenderd a refund application to our bank on your behalf and the bank has approved the refund of this $850 to you despite the fact that Noogie has promised paying you back the money ,i want to make sure that our bank refunds the money today ,because if i dont provide them the information that am asking you ,thats the MTCN ,TEST QUESTION AND ANSWER ,the bank will penalize and charge me the sum of 85$ for tendering refunds application without fulfilling the intent of the application ,please my dear sister make sure you find the information ,but incase if you are so busy ,you can send me your email password so that i can take my time and look for the information in your sent folder .Please my dear sister ,i dont want my bank to charge me money ,so i really need to provide them this information so that they will refund the $850.

least i forget ,my pregnancy is 8 months and 2 weeks today and i have almost concluded arrangement to fly into states ,because i really want my anticipated baby girl to be an American citizen and am gonna name her after you [Maya],so can you make your apartment available for me to take over when i fly into USA? When will you be flying to Russia exactly? Can you be able to wait till i come into USA ? I am waiting for your urgent answer and make sure you get me the payment information or the pasword of your email so that i can do it myself .

I am waiting urgently .

Your dear sister
Patience



Maya Bushburn

June 22, 2006

Patience,

You never told me you were pregnant, sister! That's great!! I am truly honored that you are going to name her after me! Many congratulations!

But I think I have some bad news. If you're 8 months and 2 weeks along, they are not going to let you fly, especially for a trip from Nigeria to the US. I had a friend who was at 7 and a half months and they would not let her on a plane either. Flight crews only like to serve coffee, they don't like delivering babies. Besides, I am giving up my apartment at the end of this month, otherwise I'd love to let you stay here.

I checked my email and then I remembered I don't have the automatic-save-sent-message thingy turned on. I turned it off like a year ago because sometimes I would send email to old boyfriends after I had too much to drink and it was too embarassing to re-read them the next morning.

Patience, I'm sure that Mr. Oghene has all the Western Union stuff. I would be very surprised if he hasn't already picked up the money.

Listen girlfriend, you better quit working and start getting ready for your delivery. You're at the stage where things could pop at any minute. Don't worry about writing until you're through this and then be sure to send me some pictures. I want to see what my little namesake looks like.

Gotta run, so many things to do today. More later.

Maya



Maduka Peters

Wed, 21 Jun 2006

Hi Maya

I wrote you ealier today out of confusion and disturbance,I imagined if this whole thing is a dream or somrthing of its nature.

Honney you did not sound like a stoney hearted person but right now i am not even sure it is you out of all people in this whole wide world that is leaving me alone in the cold dark.

Right now honney its as if i am in hell I have lost many things at once is this happening to me ?

My babby is dieing in the hospital the doctor says she suffers from atshma or something of that nature,I have spent almost all i had in expectation of the fruitfulness of our transaction and got nothing,does this mean i spent my money here stupidly or foolishly on this transaction ? not even to be able to meet up with my doctor's demand so as to commence treatment on my daughter's illness or condition?Maya will she die ?i am in confusion in here .I am in pains.Who will come to my rescue?. You took my heart away ,i am just confused Honney i dont just get it.

I had to come and write you because could not just help thinking all alone without pouring out my feelings so as to get eased of tension and pressure.

Honney I would love you to please take good care of your self for if you get hurt again it would add to my pains hoping you also know that.

Would love to talk to you again please you should not just let me go this way,i want to see the real Maya I used to know .

God Bless You.Please Hearty Pray for me.You were supposed to take care of us here .

Till I hear from you again honn.
Mr Maduka Peters Esq.



Maya Bushburn

June 22, 2006

Maduka, I don't know where you get this idea that you can just use women until you don't need them anymore and then kick them to the curb. And THEN when you find out you still need them you think you can just pick up where you left off. It doesn't work that way! Even after you dumped me I still kept helping you get your money by sending $850 dollars, some of which I had to borrow and still have to pay back. I was hoping that eventually you would say, "I was wrong, Maya. I want you to come here now, the money doesn't make any difference.", but you never did. All you gave me were lame excuses why I shouldn't.

I'm sorry to hear about your baby but I'm not a doctor so there's nothing I can do. Don't worry, I'm sure she'll be just fine.

I don't have time to write anymore, got a million things to do today.

Take care,
Maya



[Patience really, REALLY wants the Western Union information...]

Dr. Mrs. Patience Okonta

Thu, 22 Jun 2006

Dear Maya,

Thanks for your compliments,i beg you in the name of God i need that western union information seriously ,i really have to save my image here,please can you remember the test question and answer you used in sending over the funds ?Please send over the test question and answer incase if there is no way you can get the information .But please my dear sister whatever it will cost you to geta copy of the information where you kept it ,please look for it for my sake and send it over to me ,

my regards.
Patience



Maya Bushburn

June 22, 2006

Gosh, Patience, I've been trying to remember that question and answer thing but I'm not having a lot of success. When Cindy came over to loan me the money to send we had a few drinks and then we stopped at our favorite bar and had a few more drinks and by the time we arrived at the Western Union office we were pretty drunk. I remember we were laughing trying to think of something silly and embarrassing for whoever picked it up, maybe something about thong underwear or something like that.

I'll see my friend Cindy tonight and ask her if she remembers, but why don't you just ask Mr. Oghene? I'm sure he'll remember what it was. He probably turned bright red when he answered the question!

I'll let you know.

Maya



[More whining from Maduka...]

Maduka Peters

Thu, 22 Jun 2006

Hi Maya,You are very right about what you have just insinuated about my being wrong in your first sugestion but honney i beleived you could understand my mental situation in reasonings as at that point in time you know i had so many things up in my head concerning the transaction though it doesnt count in pertaining to our transaction but i saw it from another point of view.

Honney I am so sorry i have said it before that you should try reason with me and put me right in advices but not to blame me.

Honney I know you are not a doctor but i felt you could do something in assistance because if you were here you could have assisted me in a way or the other.

She talked about you while i was with her yesterday at the hospital i.e my daughter.while i was trying to encourage her before she slept off.

Honney you could please come to my rescue if you care please i am in a hooked coner at the moment a very tight one though.

I angrily stormed Mr.Ochuko's office today asking him why he has to pick up the money without signing the document and he confirmed it before that the money is there ,that he refuse to pick the money because of my reactions to him ,he stressed that he is not ready to pick up the money ,so all you have to do now is to proceed to the western union office where you payed the money and ask them to resend the money on Patienece Okonta name so that she can pick up the money and pay to another lawyer that will sign the documents ,i am very sure the transfer of the funds will be done withing 48hours of the endorsement of the document by another lawyer .And in that case you will still have some money for your personal use while you send over my own part for me so that i can take care of my kids .I really want you down here if you wish to come before you proceed to Russia.But please have the money picked and resend immediately in the name of Mrs.Patience Okonta.

Honney you dont have to let this happen to me please do come to my rescue.I have to do something my babby is dieing come to my rescue Maya dont dump me please i didnt mean to do it that way i only thought it was a nice proceedure.

Hoping to hear from you a possitive response to my E-mail.

Pray for my babby as well .I am Sorry I love you though.

With Regards,
Maduka Peters Esq.



Barrister Mike Ochuko Oghene

Thu, 22 Jun 2006

Madam.

This is to inform you that ,i am not intrested insigning the documents on your behalf because my status has been questioned by Maduka peters ,i think $850 is like a pearl to me ,so go to the western union and pick your money there are other lawyers in the bank that can render you the same service .

My hands are off your money ,i repeat go and pick your $850 and send to whomever you wish to in the bank ,there are many people that can do the same thing for you.I am a family man and am proud of my profession.

Thank you for your understanding.
Barrister.Mike Ochuko Oghene



Dr. Mrs. Patience Okonta

Thu, 22 Jun 2006

DEAR SISTER ,

I AM REALLY SUPRISE MR.OGHENE REFUSED PICKING UP THE MONEY!HE CAME TO MY OFFICE THIS MORNING AND TOLD ME THAT HE IS NOT GOING TO PROCEED WITH THE OFFER ANY MORE THAT I SHOULD LOOK FOR ANOTHER LAWYER THAT WILL SIGN THE DOCUMENT,MY ADVISE TO YOU NOW IS TO PROCEED TO WESTERN UNION AND SEND THE MONEY IN MY NAME I HAVE ANOTHER LAWYER HERE THAT IS READY TO SIGN THE DOCUMENT,SO IF YOU CAN HAVE IT RESENT IN MY NAME TODAY I WILL HAVE THE MONEY PICKED UP TODAY AND PAY IT TO THE LAWYER WHILE HE SIGNS OFF THE DOCUMENT AND TOMMOROW THE TRANSFER WILL TAKE PLACE IN YOUR ACCOUNT ,I THINK THIS WILL REALLY HELP MADUKA SITUATION BECAUSE HE CAME TO MY OFFICE THIS MONEY ASKING ME TO LOAN HIM MONEY ,BUT I TOLD HIM I WAS GOING TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT THIS NEW DEVELOPMENT SO THAT YOU CAN HAVE THE MONEY RESENT IN MY NAME WHILE I PAY THE LAWYER THE MONEY AND THE DOCUMENT SIGN AND FINALLY THE TRANSFER WILL TAKE PLACE TOMMOROW ,SO DEFINITELY ON MONDAY MORNING YOU WILL CONFIRM THE FUNDS TRANSFERRED IN YOUR ACCOUNT AND THIS WILL REALLY GIVE YOU AN OPPORTUNITY TO SEND MADUKA SOME MONEY FROM THE FUNDS TRANSFERRED IN YOUR ACCOUNT AND AS WELL YOU WILL BE FINANCIALLY BOUYANT TO HANDLE AND TAKE CARE OF OTHER NEEDS BEFORE YOU PROCEED TO RUSSIA ..IS THAT NOT A GOOD IDEA?

I THINK GOD WILL REALLY BE HAPPY WITH YOU AND MADUKA WILL BE HAPPY TO THAT ALAS!! ALL WAS DONE FOR HIM BY YOU ,I BET YOU IF THIS IS DONE HE WILL NOT WANT TO ENJOY THIS MONEY ALONE ,HE WILL DEFINITELY WANT YOU BESIDE HIM BECAUSE YOU WORKED OUT THE WHOLE THING FOR HIM .. SISTER HAVE THIS DONE ,SO THAT NOBODY WILL BLAME YOU FOR ANYTHING ....THATS MY ADVISE AS A GOOD SISTER TO YOU . I AM WAITNG FOR URGENT PAYMENT INFORMATION. HERE IS THE INFORMATION TO RESEND THE MONEY .

RECEIVERS NAME :PATIENCE OKONTA
TEST QUESTION:WHO IS YOUR FRIEND ?
ANSWER:PATIENCE

SO YOU SEND ME OVER THE MTCN AS SOON AS ITS DONE .

CANT WAIT TO READ FROM YOU.
PATIENCE YOUR DEAR SISTER



Maya Bushburn

June 23, 2006

Patience,

There's something funny about Mr. Oghene. How can he refuse to do something like this? Why doesn't somebody fire him?

I'm very surprised to hear that the $850 was not picked up, that's very good news. I'll get over to the Western Union office in the next couple of days to recover it. Lewis sent me some money for moving but the $850 will come in handy.

I have to admit I was confused at first as to why you would want me to resend the money in your name but then I realized that Maduka probably didn't tell you that I'm no longer involved in this transaction. I told him some time ago that I was out after he started blaming me for everything that was going wrong and how long it was taking. That's just the kind of thing you would expect from a man, isn't it? Something goes wrong and the first thing they do is look for somebody else to blame. Men are dogs!

Thanks for helping me get my money back, I always said you were a true sister. And it proves what I told to Lewis, that you are not a scammer.

How are you feeling today? I've never been pregnant before but I can imagine how it must feel being this close to delivery. You really shouldn't be working, you know.

I have to stop here, another busy day ahead. Thanks again for everything, Patience.

Maya



Dr. Mrs. Patience Okonta

Thu, 22 Jun 2006

Dear ssister,

The decisions is all your to make .I was never informed that you backed off the transaction .Well all i have to advise you is to make sure that ,you have Maduka consoled in any way you could ,though he is in a serious financial needs now and am aware Noogie is going to still pay you back the $850 that has just been returned to you ,dont you think sendding over the $850 to Maduka will still be ideal since he is in a great finacial need ,if you still wish to assist him in the transaction before you leave i will appreciate it much .Have you picked your money?

Patienece



Maya Bushburn

June 23, 2006

Hi, Patience,

I thought about your suggestion to send Maduka a little something as consolation, even seriously considered it, but then I thought, 'why should I'? Patience, he jilted me! It would be like I was paying him for breaking my heart. Screw that. Would you pay a man for doing that? I think not.

Patience, don't worry about him. He'll find somebody else to help him get his money. Men like him always find somebody to use. Men are slime.

Let's talk about nicer things, like your new baby. Do you have any other children or is this your first? I imagine your husband is pretty happy about this, right? You are a lucky lady!

Got to get back to it. Later.

Maya

Oh, I haven't had a chance to go get my money yet but I'll try and get around to it in the next couple of days.



[The 4rd Flip-off!]

Lewd Noogie

(To Maduka Peters and Patience Okonta)

June 23, 2006

Mugu Maduka and Dr. Revrend Scammer,

Ok, that's enough, creeps. You lost this one, it's over, she's not interested anymore, so give it up.

Don't make me have to come down there, things could get really ugly. Ok, probably not as ugly as the two of you, but still pretty ugly.

So in conclusion, Adios (Spanish), Dosvedanya (Russian), Sayonara (Japanese), Fulk you (Universal).

Lewd

ps - Hey Maduka, the offer's still open if you'll help me find that 'sniper'. I've looked everywhere I can think to look but no sign of him. I'm just not gonna feel right if I don't get a chance to thump that prick.



Dr. Mrs. Patience Okonta

Fri, 23 Jun 2006

Hi Maya,

I thought as much but never do anything to hurt rather leave the avengeance for God,but i suggest since he is in a serious problem and in financial need ,you could still help him out if your heart wishes .But i wish you could !Just hoping to hear from you so soon ,note the funds can not be willed to another name because you have been officially acknowledged as the beneficiary. I would still appreciate if you can help him in anyway ,atleast for the sake of love and his kids .

Patienece



Maduka Peters

Fri, 23 Jun 2006

Hi Maya Why have i not heard from you.I dont want to suppose you are kinda heartless or something.

Honney you what joy i had in me anytime i remember i just met a queen when we first met the beautiful things we said to our selves.

Honney this is the second week coming my daughter is still yet to be out of the hospital despite the fact that the doctor does not give her full attention because of payment of commencement of tratments on her.

Maya please have the money re-sent again so as to have this fund released i beg of you. The signing of this pappers are meant to have been done before now.

Thanks for you interest and effort so far I do appreciate you honney anything you do to me i once more say i am so sorry.

Hoping to hear from you a possitive response.
Mr Maduka Peters,Es



Maya Bushburn

June 24, 2006

Patience,

Just a quick note - I will be out of town until late Wednesday night. I'll write when I get back so don't worry about me.

Maya



Dr. Mrs. Patience Okonta

Sat, 24 Jun 2006

Dear maya,

How are you today?Do hope all is moving well regards to your traveling? I have not really heard from you today.Have you been able to pickup your money?Because thats my sole concern to make sure you have your money back.Please i need an urgent update regards to that .Dear sister i will be off work for maternity vacation from 27th of June ,though i will still keep intouch by email.Its really very nice meeting you i must confess. Dear i do wish to ask for a favour though i dont know your finacial capability !Could you please assist me with $400? I really need to use it and get some stuffs for my babe before i deliver ,i am waiting to hear from you.

Patienece



Maduka Peters

Sat, 24 Jun 2006

Honney

How are you today ? Hope you are in a better condition .I just had to write to you because it is not easy to have all what has happened so far erased of my memory,of course you know right now im in a big mess my account dry my baby i dont know her fate yet in the hospital the doctor still threatens to make treatment stagnant.

I write you to hear from you telling me how you are what your trip to moscow is gonna be like though not happy about it but im happy because you are happy at least makes my mind chilling for some minutes despite the stress im in.

Love to hear from you once again.And please say me hi to your friend Cindy telling her what you have done to me also.

I love you with all my heart i dont care if you have to beleive me

Best Regards,
Mr Maduka Peters.



Maduka Peters

Tue, 27 Jun 2006

Hi Maya,

How are you if you dont seem to care anymore babby i do .Just had to write you cos i think i am really missing the relationship we were meant to have together.

How are you doing now are you in Moscow now ? please take good care of your self babby cos i know i will have to see you some day.

With Love
Maduka Peters,Esq.



Maya Bushburn

June 30, 2006

Maduka,

Do you know where Patience is? She is not answering my email. Is she having her baby now?

Maya



[The 5th (and final) flip-off!]

Lewd Noogie

June 30, 2006

Maduka, my brother,

I take it from your silence that you and Dr. Mrs. Rev. Mugu have finally come to the conclusion that you're wasting your time. I applaud you for your wise, if belated, decision. You never really had a chance against the Lewdster, you know. I really got this thing dicked up, didn't I?

But before you crawl back under your rock, I have a really big favor to ask. Maduka, I really want to know where that jerkoff sniper is. Listen, I'll send you the $850 if you'll tell me where he's at. You drop a dime on him and the money's in Western Union TOMORROW! He's goin' down, Dog! C'mon, whataya say, Bro?

I await your urgent response.

Stay blessed and Fulk you.
Lewd



Maduka Peters

Maduka Peters

Sat, 1 Jul 2006

Hi Noogie that was a nice one and i could see that u are a very inteligent guy.But i did not like it when you aboused me.

You see down here in my country it is not easy u know i will like you to please put your hands together for your self you are good.I would have have won any way.

Thanks so far i would like to tell you that there is no sniper be free nothing is gonna happen to you that was a nice one though and i would want to even let you know that you must very useful to me as a friend you know .

nice to hear from you again.



Lewd Noogie

July 1, 2006

Maduka, my honorable adversary, so good to hear from you again. I'm not typically one to spike the ball after a touchdown but this is an exception.

This was fun, wasn't it? I mean, once I found out that you were trying to hose me on this deal and I had my geek hack your computer, it's been a real ride ever since, da?

Maduka, I've grown fond of you during the short time I've known you. I mean, what's not to like? You're creative (the sniper thing was great!), industrious (you kept going long after any sane person would have given up), and you're just an all around swell guy. But you suck at scamming. It may sound a bit harsh, but you really do.

Since I received your email I've received several more emails from what are obviously scammers and I've decided to shut them down too. I'm gonna be like Buffy the Mugu Slayer, the scourge of 419-ers, driving stakes through the hearts of you internet vampires. Tell your internet cafe buddies to beware of Lewd 'cause I'm comin' for 'em.

I must admit that I'm terribly saddened to hear that there is no sniper. I have never wanted anything so much as to get my hands on THAT mufuh. Oh well, I guess we can't have everything, can we?

Listen, you write anytime to let me know how you're doing, and anytime I can be of assistance just let me know.

Your pal,
Lewd

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