THE MARK OF ZAHRA

updated june 25

L. D. Noogie has appeared so often in these pages as to need no introduction. Once again we are privileged to peer over his shoulder at another scammer whom he is fending off with wit and humor.

Cast
Fatima Zahra - Wealthy, Artillery-Damaged Lebanese Widow
Barrister John Smith - Mrs. Zahra's Attorney
Roberto Martins - Spanish Security Firm Guy
vs.
Lewis D. "Lewd" Noogie - Soft-Hearted International Hotel Consultant

Lewd agrees to help a dying widow build a home for the, uh, 'needy'.
Fatima Zahra

Fatima Zahra mrsfati2@comcast.net
X-Originating-IP: [216.148.227.154] <-- California, apparently
Subject: FROM MRS ZAHRA
Tue, 22 May 2007

GOOD DAY FRIEND,

PLEASE LET ME START BY INTRODUCING MY SELF TO YOU FIRST,MY NAME IS MRS FATIMA ZAHRA. AND I AM THE WIFE OF LATE DR. REZA ZAHRA, I AM 54YEARS OF AGE, AND A CITIZEN OF LEBANON,BUT PRESENTLY HOSPITALIZED IN NAJEM HOSPITAL IN TYRE, LEBANON.SORRY FOR I COULD NOT ACCESS MY BOX,SO I HAD TO REACH YOU THROW MY LITTLE COUSINS EMAIL BOX IMMEDIATELY.

PRESENTLY, I AM IN HOSPITAL SUFFERING FROM ONE OF THE ISRAELIS BOMBARDMENT IN TYRE LEBANON WHICH CLAIMED THE LIFE OF MY HUSBAND AND 4 CHILDREN. THIS HAS ALSO AFFECT ME BADLY I CAN NO LONGER WALK. I SEND YOU THIS EMAIL WITH THE HELP OF MY PRIVATE NURSE WHO IS ASSISTING ME AND WHO IS ALSO TRAPPED IN THIS UGLY SITUATION. MY TIME HERE ON EARTH IS NUMBERED AS MY HEALTH HAS DETERIORATED.

WHEN MY LATE HUSBAND WAS ALIVE HE DEPOSITED THE SUM OF US$20.5 MILLION (TWENTY MILLION FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND U.S. DOLLARS) WITH A SECURITY FIRM IN EUROPE PRESENTLY, THIS MONEY IS STILL WITH THE SECURITY FIRM .SINCE I CANNOT CLAIM THE FUNDS MY SELF AND CANNOT REACH OUT TO ANY RELATION ABROAD I HAVE DECIDED TOCONTACT YOU URGENTLY SO THAT I CAN GIVE YOU ALL THE INFORMATION OF THE FUNDS BEFORE MY TIME IS UP, I DON?T KNOW HOW LONG I CAN DO THIS BUT I WANT YOU TO HURRY UP AND WRITE ME SO THAT I CAN SEND YOU ALL THE NECESSARY DETAILS ABOUT THE FUNDS INSTEAD OF LEAVING THE FUNDS TO THE SPANISH COMPANY TO CONFISTICATE, I WILL RATHER ISSUE A LETTER OF AUTHORIZATION TO SOMEBODY TO RECEIVE IT ON MY BEHALF AND HELP USE THE FUNDS FOR CHARITY.

I WANT YOU TO USE THE FUNDS TO BUILD AN ORPHANAGE OR CHARITY HOME IN YOUR COUNTRY AND HELP SOME OTHER ORGANIZATIONS THAT HAVE BE OF GREAT ASSISTANCE TO PEOPLE IN TIME OF CRISIS LIKE THIS THE ORPHANAGE IN YOUR COUNTRY MUST BE NAMED "FATIMA ZAHRA ORPHANAGE HOME". IF YOU ARE READY TO DO THIS AND CARRY OUT MY WISH,THEN SEND ME IMMEDIATELY YOUR FULL NAMES,YOUR TELEPHONE/FAX NUMBER,YOUR RESIDENT ADDRESS TO ENABLE MY FAMILY LAWYER PREPARE FOR YOU A CHANGE OF WNERSHIP MAKING YOU THE NEW BENEFICIARY OF THE FUNDS AND THE LEGAL OWNER.

I AWAIT YOUR DETAILS TO ENABLE US PROCEED WITH THIS ON TIME.

BEST REGARDS
MRS.FATIMA ZAHRA.

[A fusion of the classic cancer letter with politics. What are the odds that "Mrs. Zahra" actually speaks Arabic?]

Lewd Noogie

May 24, 2007

Mrs. Zahra,

I'm terribly sorry to hear of your plight but I think this was sent to me by mistake.

Sincerely,
Lewis D. Noogie

Fatima Zahra

Thu, 24 May 2007

My Beloved Lewis D. Noogie,
This is to acknowledge receipt of your mail and I thank you for finding the time to reply my letter. Please kindly accept my offer as in willing to assist my family in the liberation of our fund to promote goodwill for the benefit of the less privilege ones around the world.

Firstly, I want you to know that I have contacted you because of my inability to do it all alone due to my present hospitalized condition and the unfavorable tense climate in this part of the Middle East.

As you have read, my first letter explains it all to you starting from my brief family history and the origin of the funds in question. These funds were deposited by my late husband as inherited precious collective items under a renowned storage firm in Madrid. The officials of the storage firm are unaware of the real contents. It was actually declared as family treasures worth $20.5 million dollars and insured to that amount for security reasons.

Now, my life and material possessions means nothing to me. My decision to distribute the funds to charity is borne out of inner guilt for not inducing my late husband in contributing enough to ameliorate the sufferings of the less privilege ones dying of hunger, malnutrition, famine, epidemics and millions of people displaced by civil wars around the war. I think that God purposely spared my life for this purpose because I lost everyone so dear to me and am just only holding on to life until this particular purpose is fulfilled. The doctor report says I have severe internal bleeding and that my days are very short. Hence I want to move very quickly on this before my demise so that God will accept my soul and forgive my entire family.

Without taking much of your time, note that the details of this transaction has only been revealed to you. To build trust and confidence between us before I furnish you more details and copies of claims documents, we must have to go into mutual agreements by you signing a confidentiality pact with me never to divulge details of this transaction to anyone else until the purpose is accomplished in order not to jeopardize your chances of clearing the funds from the storage facility,and also to assure me that as soon as the funds are been released to you that you will not betray me by take all of the funds to your self,because i have decided to award you 30% of the total sum as remuneration for your help and time in distributing the funds among charities and orphanage homes. Another 5% will be set aside to offset any expenses during the course of liberating the funds.

Upon receipt of your willingness to proceed under the above mentioned condition,you are to contact my family lawyer immediately with your full contact details, your full names, your resident address and your telephone number to enable him equip you with relevant claim documents and contact details of the storage firm in Madrid Spain to enable you open up communication with them to enquire on the modalities of clearing the deposit.

So kindly contact my family lawyer immediately in the UK before he lives for Ireland because i do not have his Ireland contact.

See his contact details below:
Name: Barrister John Smith
Email: br4johnsmith@yahoo.com
Tel : +447045703618
You are to contact him immediately and introduce your self to him as my next of kins,and he knows what and what to do for you.

Please i am hoping on you and i don't want you to betray this trust i have for you by you taking the full funds to your self as soon as the trunk box has been released to you.

Please alway feel free to always contact me if i am still life.
May God Bless you,and use you for me to help the lifes of so many helpless outside there with this money.

My Regards,
Fatima Zahra

Lewd Noogie

May 24, 2007

Mrs. Zahra,

I think there may be a misunderstanding here. While I was truly touched by your situation I don't think I could be of any help in this endeavor. I mean, the prospect of receiving 30% of $20 million is certainly tempting but I don't think I'm the person you want for this.

You see, this may sound a tad cold but I really don't like children. Not at all. Hate the little buggers. Useless creatures, every one of them. Noisy, wet all the time, and it's a medically proven fact you can catch diseases from them.Were you interested in investing your money elsewhere I would be more inclined to help.

I'm sure you'll find someone more in tune with your desires. I wish you the best of luck.

Sincerely,
Lewis D. Noogie

Fatima Zahra

Fri, 25 May 2007

Hello Lewis D. Noogie,
Wat kindly of investment do you have in mind?
Mrs Zahra

Lewd Noogie

May 25, 2007

Mrs. Zahra,

This is not my investment, it's yours and you should put your money where it will make you happy. All I'm saying is that, despite the generous percentage you are offering, I really have no interest in building an orphanage charity home for the Children of the Corn. Having a bunch of yelling, runny-nosed dirt magnates all concentrated in one place is just not a smart thing to do. And it's a medically proven fact that they attract flies.

I'm sure that you can find someone who would be willing to help you with this but if you decide that something else might be more worthwhile then contact me.

Sincerely,
Lewis D. Noogie

[Feelings of remorse over that last email. I don't want Fatima going away thinking I'm not a nice guy...]

Lewd Noogie

May 25, 2007

Mrs. Zahra,

I hope I didn't give the impression that I'm a cold, heartless person. Quite to the contrary, I go out of my way to help people whenever the opportunity presents itself. I also consider myself a champion for women's causes.

I hesitate to approach you with this but there is a cause that's near to my heart. In the US (and I suppose other countries as well) there are women known as 'centerfolds' or 'playmates'. Their careers burn bright for a short period of time and then...nothing. Unless one is deemed worthy of being a 'Playmate of the Year' they are seldom heard from again, especially if you don't have late-night cable TV. It's truly a horrible situation and something must be done to redress this tragedy.

I would propose establishing a home for these poor girls, to give them love and comfort until they can get back on their feet again. It's a project that I could really throw myself at. I feel it would be a tremendous humanitarian gesture and you could rest at peace knowing that you made the difference in the lives of these women.

If you feel that this is somethng you would want to leave as your legacy then I'm ready to help you do it.

Sincerely,
Lewis D. Noogie

Fatima Zahra

Sat, 26 May 2007

Hello Lewis D. Noogie,

Your mail has been noted,and i have already made up my mind in you.I will like you to contact my family lawyer immediately with his contact detail i gave to you and introduce your self to him as my next of kins,you are to send to him your full names,resident address and your telephone number to enable him prepare for you a change of ownership making you the new and legal beneficiary of my trunk box with the Spanish storage firm in Spain.

Thank and God bless you.
Mrs Zahra.

[So it's out with the 'Fatima Zahra Orphanage Home'...]

Lewd Noogie

May 26, 2007

Mrs. Zahra,

I was happy to receive your response but before I contact your attorney I want to be absolutely sure that you are happy with this project as I proposed it. If your response is to the affermative I will proceed.

By the way, my friends call me Lewd (short for Lewis D.)

Sincerely,
Lewd

Fatima Zahra

Sat, 26 May 2007

Hello Lewis D. Noogie,
Thanks for your mail,and i am very ok with that.I do not want to live the trunk box with the Spanish storage firm to confisticate.

All i want from you is for you to assure me that as soon as the trunk box gets to you,that you will use the rest of the funds to help the people you promised to help that is after you have taking out your own share of the money.

As far as you agree with this,do contact my family lawyer and get all ducomentations from him immediately.
May God bless you and use you with this money to help the lifes of so many people out there. Mrs Zahra.

[...and in with the 'Fatima Zahra Home for Ex-Playmates'. ]

Lewd Noogie

May 27, 2007

Mrs Zahra,

As you requested, the facility will be named after you and in your honor. You should be very proud that you are making your mark in life in such a generous fashion. Your name will live forever in infamy!

I will contact your attorney immediately.

Bless you for this.
Lewd

[Now that I have Fatima's consent to establish the home for former playmates, it's time to bring the barrister on board...]

Lewd Noogie

May 27, 2007

Barrister Smith,

By way of introduction I am Lewis D. Noogie, next of kin to Mrs. Fatima Zahra. I have consented to help her recover a consignment from a storage firm in Spain and to use it to build a home for certain persons in need. I would mention that the facility will bear her name.

Fatima tells me that you are in a position to help expedite the claiming of the consignment in Spain. I would like to hear from you how we can best go about this.

Sincerely,
Lewis D. Noogie

catching up with lewd -- june 25 update

Note the first appearances of two new lad characters, vis.,
Barrister John Smith - Mrs. Zahra's Attorney
Roberto Martins - Spanish Security Firm Guy

Lewd Noogie

May 29, 2007

Mrs. Zahra,

I wrote to your lawyer over the weekend but I have not heard anything back from him. Have you heard from him recently? Does he have an alternate email address that I can try?

Lewd

Barrister John Smith

br4johnsmith@yahoo.com
X-Originating-IP: [209.191.91.202]
Tue, 29 May 2007

J.S& Associate Law Firm
Suite D4738, Holograms Suites,
4855, Copthal Avenue,
City London, EC 4567 BN GB.
Email: br4johnsmith@yahoo.com
Tel: +447045703618
Attention: Lewis D. Noogie,
I have made application for a change of ownership to your name as the appointed EXECUTOR as instructed by my client Mrs Zahra because she of her bad health condition,and we do not know what tomorrow will look like.

Armed with that, you can contact the Storage Company yourself and book an appointment when you can make the trip to Madrid as soon as possible to claim the Deposit on her behalf . Upon your arrival, you will open a non resident account where the money will be firstly deposited before onward transfer to your nominated account.Please contact the officer in charge of the fund immediately with the following informations:

MG CORPORATE DIPLOMATIC SECURITIES.
E-MAIL ADDRESS:mgcorpdisec@diplomats.com
TEL: +34-699-380-394
TEL/FAX: +34 912-725144
CONTACT PERSON: MARTINS ROBERTO( D.O.P)
Director Of International Operation

Please find attached of the related proof documents e.g The Certificate of Ownership and Deed Of Lodge and I have already forwarded the application for a change of ownership to your name as the appointed EXECUTOR to the Storage Company . So please contact them now to enable you make the claim of the fund.

Looking forward to your urgent reply. Take care & God Bless you.

Best Regards
Barr.John Smith.

Lewd Noogie

May 30, 2007

Barrister Smith,

I thank you for the information and the documents. I believe that if you and I work as a team on this we can quickly make Fatima's dream of establishing a home for these poor unfortunate women become a reality.

I will study these documents and get back to you shortly.

Sincerely,
Lewis D. Noogie

Barrister John Smith

Tue, 29 May 2007

J.S& Associate Law Firm
Attention: Lewis D. Noogie,
How do you do,your mail has been noted and you are to forward the documents immediately to the Spanish storage firm to make release to you Mrs Zahra's trunk box that is in their custody.

I await your immediate response as you as the trunk box is been released to you.
Barrister John Smith.

Lewd Noogie

May 30, 2007

Barrister Smith,

We are working here as a team, da? One for all and all for one, right? Well, team,WE have a problem.

I just picked up on your statement that I have to go to Madrid to recover this trunk box. That's going to be exceedingly difficult for me to arrange anytime soon. My schedule is full for the next two months and I see no way for me to fit in a trip to Germany before August, if then. Do you have any ideas on how this would best be handled? I fear that Fatima's health will not hold out much longer and we need to do something quickly.

Lewis D. Noogie

Barrister John Smith

Wed, 30 May 2007

Attention: Lewis D. Noogie,
I will advice you to contact the Spanish storage firm management immediately and let them know you will not be enable to come over to Spain,and that you really want the trunk box out today. That they should please see if they could help you make that happen.

Barrister John Smith.

Lewd Noogie

May 31, 2007

Mr. Martins,

My name is Lewis D. Noogie and I represent Mrs. Fatima Zahra who has a trunk box in storage with your firm. I have been told by her attorney that it is necessary for me to come to France to claim the box but I fear that this is impossible for the next two months. I would like to see if some other arrangement can be made without me having to come there.

I await your advice.

Sincerely,
Lewis D. Noogie

Roberto Martins

mgcorpdisec@diplomats.com
X-Originating-IP: [205.158.62.67]
Thu, 31 May 2007

Dear Noogie
With reference to your mail ,we wishes to notify your person as regards the claim/clearance of a said safe deposit trunk box in our diplomatic cargo section here in Madrid-Spain.

To enable you proceed for the claim/clearance of the said consignments you have to furnish us with the below mentioned details as prove of true beneficiary before we can invite your person to Madrid-Spain for the claim of the said consignment or if you want us to make the delivery of the said consignment to your country via our diplomatic delivery service.

(1)You have to scan us via e-mail or send it fax number a photocopy page of your international passport or drivers licence as prove of beneficiary.

(2) Photocopy of certificate of deposit or authority to claim.
(3) Telephone/fax.

Upon the receipt of the above mentioned documents we will furnish details on how you can make claim/clearance of the said consignments to your person.

Thank You.

Roberto Martins .(D.O.P)

[Not sure what a DOP is. Perhaps an 'e' was inadvertantly left off the end?]

Lewd Noogie

May 31, 2007

Mr. Martins,

I thank you for your prompt response. I have re-responded to your response below.

(1) I'm sorry but I do not send scans of my identification via email. With the prevelance of identity theft these days it just is not a prudent thing to do. I will make my identification available at such time as I make the trip to Spain or the box is delivered to me.

(2) Scans of all of the documentation that I possess regarding ownership of the box are attached.

(3) My telephone number is 7-495-964-xxxx.

I would stress that time is of the essense. Mrs. Zahra's health is declining and the number of women needing help, each more beautiful than the last, increases monthly. Miss May, a creature of truly stunning proportions has already passed into oblivion due to the eagerly anticipated arrival of an equally stunning Miss June. Anything you can do to expedite the process will be greatly appreciated.

Sincerely,
Lewis D. Noogie

Lewd Noogie

June 2, 2007

Mrs. Zahra,

I just wanted to let you know that things are moving along, albeit slowly. I'm trying to push this along as quickly as I can but the head guy at the storage company in Madrid is not the most responsive individual I've ever dealt with.

I hope you're feeling well these past few days, at least in spirit. You should be quite proud of the tremendous good that you are doing.

I'll keep you informed as progress is made.

Lewd

Fatima Zahra

Sat, 2 Jun 2007

My Dearest Beloved Lewd,
May God bless you and help me use you with this funds to help the lives of so many helpless people out there.
I so sorry i could not reach you for some time now is just because the hospital management do not allow the use of internet and telephone in the hospital by any sick person.I only access the net with the help of my personal nurse.Please my dear,kindly let me know if the trunk box has been released to you because this is very urgent.I really like to be sure of what your plan is as in the management of my charity home immediately is been builded.

Please my dear,i do not want you to betray this trust i have in you by you taking all of the funds to your self immediately the trunk box is been released to you,and that was the reason why i kept outside 35% of the total sum for your own compensation,which your self and i knows is a very huge amount of money that will help you and your family in your life time if you invest very well with it.

I do not know what my tomorrow might look like,and i do not want top take the chance of living the trunk box with the Spanish storage firm to confisticate it.

I beg you in the name of God,kindly do everything possible and get the trunk box out today to enable you start up with my charity project because i really want to witness the begining of the charity project that even if i die today,i will know i left a legacy named after me.Please kindly grant my last wish for me before i die.

I love you and God loves you more.
Mrs Zahra.

Lewd Noogie

June 3, 2007

Mrs. Zahra,

You need not worry about me keeping the money for myself, the 'Fatima Zahra Home For Ex-Playmates' WILL be built. This is a labor of love, lots of love, and I intend to use my part of the funds in it's establishment. I will personally involve myself in the day-to-day care of these buxom but unfortunate women once the facility is completed.

I have still heard nothing from the company in Spain and I'm afraid the transfer is going to be delayed for a week. I have to make a business trip to Irkutsk and I will not return here to Gadyukina until next Saturday. Maybe by then I will have heard something from the storage company.

I will contact you as soon as I get back.

Lewd

Fatima Zahra

Sun, 3 Jun 2

Dear Lewd,
May God bless you and your family,please kindly contact the Spanish storage firm again and again and get the trunk box out before you travel because i do not know what my tomorrow might look like so i do not want to live the trunk box with the storage firm to constificate.

Please you just have to do this before you travel please for i do not want to live the trunk box.

Roberto Martins

Mon, 4 Jun 2007

Dear Sir,
With reference to your mail,we received a complained from your a lawyer representative that we refused releasing trunk box your person,you are hereby advised to send us the requested documents that make you the beneficiary of the consignment,upon receipt of the mentioned document we will furnish with details on how you will go about the claim of the consignment.

Thank You.
Martins Roberto.

Roberto Martins

Wed, 6 Jun 2007

Dear Sir,
With reference to our last mail,kindly update us as regards the claim of the said consignment, please,let us know what is your options and send us the details on how you want to claim the consignment.

Thank You.
Martins Roberto.

Lewd Noogie

June 10, 2007

Fatima,

How are you feeling this past week? Better I hope.

Sorry it took me so long to get back to you but I was delayed returning from Irkutsk. Many problems with a business deal I'm involved in but everything was sorted out in the end.

Where are we on moving the box out of Madrid? Have you heard anything from the storage company?

Lewd

Lewd Noogie

June 18, 2007

Mr. Smith,

Mrs. Zahra has yet to respond to my last email and I am becoming somewhat concerned. I am hoping that you might be in contact with her or know her situation. Her health is frail and I pray that nothing has happened to worsen her condition.

Any information you can provide will be greatly appreciated.

Sincerely,
Lewis D. Noogie

Barrister John Smith

Mon, 18 Jun 2007

Attention Lewd Noogie,
That was the reason i immediately sent you the documents making you the legal beneficiary of the trunk box with the Spanish storage firm in Spain,because i know my client Mrs Zahra might not be enable to make it because of her bad health condition.

Please kindly let me know if you have the trunk box with you now.
I await your immediate response,
Barrister John Smith.

Lewd Noogie

June 19, 2007

Mr. Smith,

I'm sorry to say that I do not have the trunk box with me yet. I was on an extended business trip. I tried to contact her on my return but got no response. Have you heard anything from her? Do you by any chance have a contact address for one of her doctors?

Lewis D. Noogie

Barrister John Smith

Tue, 19 Jun 2007

Hello Lewis D. Noogie,
Your mail has been noted,and i am so supprise that by now you have not gotten the trunk box. The last time i heard from Mrs Zahra was last week before she went for her surgery operation,and till now i have not heard anything from her.

Please my dear,you use contact the Spanish storage firm immediately and make claim of the trunk box immediately because i don't think Mrs Zahra will be enable to make it,and the trunk box must live the Spanish storage firm before anything happens to Mrs Zahra.

I await your immediate response immediately you make claim of the trunk box today.
Barrister John Smith.

Lewd Noogie

June 21, 2007

Mr. Smith,

I will contact the storage firm but I still need to find out Mrs. Zahra's condition. Can you please contact the hospital where she is and get an update and a contact address of one of her doctors.

Thank you,
Lewis D. Noogie

Barrister John Smith

Thu, 21 Jun 2007

Hello Lewis D. Noogie,
Your friend Mrs Zahra has been in coma since she had a surgery Sunday.I have not heard anything from her,and that is the reason why you must get the trunk box out because she might not make it.

Please kindly let me know how far you have gone with the trunk box.

Barrister John Smith.

Lewd Noogie

June 22, 2007

Mr. Smith,

I am working on the recovering the trunk box but the most important thing now is Mrs. Zahra. If you know she's in a coma you must have spoken to someone at the hospital. Will you PLEASE forward me a contact address for someone there.

Thank you.
Lewis D. Noogie

Lewd Noogie

June 22, 2007

Mr. Martins,

Attached are the documents you requested. Please let me know what has to be done now for me to obtain the trunk box that is currently in storage with your firm.

Sincerely,
Lewis D. Noogie

Roberto Martins

Fri, 22 Jun 2007

Dear Sir/Madam,
With reference to your mail and fax, after due reconciliation the authorization letter/documents from the depositor beneficiary to release the said consignment to your person and the details we received from you,we were able to resolved that you are the true beneficiary,we the above name Diplomatic Securities hereby invite your person to Madrid-Spain for the clearance/claim of your consignment.

You have two options to claim/received the said consignment either you fly down to Spain for the clearance Or we make the delivery via our diplomatic delivery services to your country,please read below the options very well and carefully.

COMING FOR THE CLEARANCE YOURSELF

We the above name diplomatic securities hereby invite your person to Madrid-Spain for the claim/clearing of the said consignment, duly be inform that you have to come along with the sum of 8,200 EUROS (Eight thousand two hundred Euros) for the clearing and handling charges of your consignment from the diplomatic vault.

You have to come along with ONLY International passport or Driver licence as prove of true beneficiary to enable us proceed for the release of the said consignment to your person:

Please,keep us inform as regards your travelling arrangement/flight schedule so that we can book appointment with your person as regards the date/time you can come forward to Madrid for the claim and to enable our protocol officer will meet up in the Airport.

DELIVERY REQUIREMENT/PROCEDURES

If on the condition you can not travel down to spain for the claim/clearance of the said consignments and you want us to make delivery of the said consignment through our diplomatic delivery services which two of our diplomats will accompany the consignment for delivery to your designated address.

As the consignments has a diplomatic insurance bond agreement between the depositor and our diplomatic company,that is it has diplomatic immunty (Diplomatically insured package treasure) which can not be inspected in any port of entry as it was stated in the agreement according to Diplomatic Act 201,section 7A 1980.

For us to proceed for the delivery of your consignment you have to furnish us with the following details:

(i)The name of the nearest Airport to you.
(ii)Your full residential address.
(iii)Personal Telephone number.

The said Handling and Clearing charges of 8,200 EUORS (Eight thousand two hundred euros only) will now be paid over there in your country to one of the diplomats assigned for the delivery,upon the delivery/received of your consignment at your designated Address of your choice within 48 hours of delivery after the signing of Delivery/Ok FORM that you have received the consignments before the departure of our diplomats from United States.

In other words the said 8,200 EUROS ( Eight thousand two hundred euros only)f or the handling and clearing charges will be paid in your country after receiving your consignments,our diplomats will give you directive on how you will make the payment there in your Country.This said amount must be paid over there once you received your consignment.

You will be responsible for the flight tickets fare of the two diplomats before there depature from Madrid, you must make the payment of the flight tickets ahead their departure,only the flight tickets for the diplomats who will accompany the consignment for delivery you will pay immediately.

Upon the receipt of the above mentioned information we will proceed to make arrangement for the flight reservation/delivery of your consignment.

Treat as urgent and act accordingly.

Thank You.

Martins Roberto (D.O.P)

Lewd Noogie

June 24, 2007

Mr. Martins,

As it turns out, I may have to make a trip to Madrid in the near future. Please provide me with the address and local phone numbers of your establishment. Should the trip materialize, I will contact you shortly after my arrival.

Should I not be able to make the trip I will let you know as soon as I know.

Sincerely,
Lewis D. Noogie

Lewd Noogie

June 25, 2007

Fatima,

Please let me know if you receive this. I have worried myself silly not knowing how you are doing and that chucklehead attorney of yours has been no help at all. He's obviously getting information from someone there at the hospital but he won't forward a contact address to me. If or when you get better you need to think about dumping that jerkoff.

Just to let you know, I think I'll be able to make the trip to Madrid to recover the money. Once I have done that I'll start looking for a site for the home. I'm torn as to whether to establish it here in Russia or in the US. If we choose the US, I think Los Angeles would be the most likely location as a lot of the women we want to provide shelter to tend to gravitate to LA.

I hope this email finds you well.

Lewd

[More to come?]