DUNG GET ME WRONG


Scamorama welcomes a new Kindly Contributor, from the UK, Mr. C. O'Prolite.
In this exciting episode, he overcomes death to try to help a banker in Togo.

Cast:

Conor O'Prolite, who is hoping to get a hired killer email sometime
Barrister Hamza Mali (LLB), (hamzamali_esq1@hotmail.com)


Barrister Hamza Mali
GOOD FRIEND
Please Read and get back to me for more details.My name is Barrister Hamza Mali, Let us reason together,I am Barrister Hamza Mali(LLB).I have a business proposal in the tune of $6.7M,(Six Million Seven hundred Thousand only) after the successful transfer,we shall share in ratio of 50% for you and 50% for me.

Should you be interested, please contact me through my private email:( hamzamali_esq1@hotmail.com ),My Direct Tel:(+228)995 5020. So we can commence on all arrangements and I Will give you more information on how we would handle this project.Please treat this business with utmost confidentiality and send me the
Following information:

(1) Full names:
(2) Private Phone number:
(3) Current residential address:
(4) Occupation:
(5) Age and Sex:

Kind Regards,
Barrister Hamza Mali(LLB).
Conor O'Prolite
Dear Bannister Hamza Mali

Thank you for your email. It has come at a very good time. Can you let me have more details? I am very interested as I really need the money. One of my so called friends has hired someone to kill me. Luckily the contract killer knows I am innocent, and won't kill me if I pay him $15,000.

The information you requested is -

(1) Conor O'Prolite:
(2) No phone at the moment. I've just moved house, and am waiting for one to be installed.:
(3) 34 Yellow Brick Road, Dublin, London, FU2 GIT
(4) Railway Ticket Collector.
(5) 51, Male.
Barrister Hamza Mali

[First of a barrage]

DEAR PARTNER CONOR O'PROLITE.

THANKS FOR YOUR MAIL AS THE CONTENT WAS WELL UNDERSTOOD TO ME AND PLEASE I AM EXPECTING YOURS PHOTO IN RETURN AND PLEASE FILL THE REMAINING GAPS AND SEND TO BANK OFFICIAL E-MAIL ADDRESSES AND GET BACK TO ME.

YOURS,
ATTORNEY AT LAW.
BARRISTER HAMZA MALI (LLB).

N/B.MY DIRECT TEL IS (+228)995 5020.
Barrister Hamza Mali

["Douckson Fritz" : Classic Dead Bank Customer approach. No we do not make these names up. They do, apparently by shaking a bag of Scrabble pieces and pulling them out at random.]

Dear Conor O'Prolite,

Thanks for devoting time to go through my proposal; I am very happy for your interest and swift response. With Follow up to this project, My intentions is to front you as the next of kin to ENGR.DOUCKSON FRITZ, so that we can use your receiving bank account, to pull out the balance funds of my late client which has been lying in a bank here since his untimely death and the bank has mandated me to provide the next of kin to inherit this fund of my late client.

I came to receive your mail, I am glad as you responded to my request for assistance. However, we will have to go into mutual business agreement,as to give us more confidence in this transaction.

Because we have not met before.We have to apply officially to the bank for the release and the immediate transfer of this fund to your bank account. All the required Legal/International Inheritance Fund Claims (I.I.F.C.) will be applied to enhance for the approval of this claim on your behalf.

We will also ensure that all the Legal Documentations concerning this fund be procured as soon as prosible which some of the document to back you up on this claims, this will enable the bank to certisfy you will an approval as the rightful beneficiary next of kin to this late customer to their bank.

I am a Muslim, I have a family, I don't want anything that may likely ruin my character or image and reputation of my children, hence I contacted you in good faith as to have your personal oppinion, interest and prompt assistance to this beneficial business transaction.

Therefore, I would suggest that you forward to me a brief data's about yourself with family, contact number and address and you can call me at my direct tel:(+228) 9955020, so that we can discuss more on this project because in the transfer of such magnitude of money involed, someone has to feel dread and doubt.

But I assures you that this transaction is all that I hoped for and for the survival of my family and yours family too, as soon as you confirm this money into your bank account, I will come over to your country to reside with my entire family and also invest into a good and reliable business. You can see that I need your sincere and confirmed help in this project as a foreign partner.

Kindly get intouch with detailed information immediately to fill the application form filled and send it via the bank official e-mails addresses,so that they can proceed immedaite transfer of the fund into your account please as time waits for no one.

Thanks for your kindness.
Attorney at Law.

Barrister Hamza Mali (LLB).
N/b: My direct tel is :(+228) 9955020.

subject APPLIACTION FORM FILL AND SEND TO BANK OFFICIAL E-MAIL ADDRESSES AND GET BACK TO ME.

To The Office Of The Director.
B.T.C.I. - BANK.
Republic Of Togo. E-mail: btci_lome_tg@safe-mail.net
E-mail: btci_financier_bank_togo@yahoo.com
E-mail: btci_financier_bank@safe-mail.net

To whom it may concern:

Please,application for the transfer of US$6,700,000.00(Six Million Seven Hundred Thousand United States Dollars Only) the account was established in your bank and belongs to my late cousin who died on the 12th of July 2001 therein Rep.of Togo and the name of my late cousin in question is,Mr.Douckson Fritz,Please,I am his cousin and named next of kin.I wish as his heir apparent to claim and instruct that the above mentioned amount in the above mentioned account to be transferred into my nominated account as shown below.I shall bear the responsibility of transferring the fund into my bank account.From : A/C NO:14-255-004/BTCI/TG,with your bank to a new Account as detailed below:

My bank a/c no:.........................................................
Bank tel:....................................................................
Bank fax no:...............................................................
Swift code:..................................................................
Routing no:...............................................................
My Name is : Mr. Conor O'Prolite.
My Address is: 34 Yellow Brick Road, Dublin, London, FU2 GIT.
My Occupation is : Railway Ticket Collector.
My Telephone No. is: ...............................................
Mobile: ....................................................................
My Fax No. Is..........................................................
My E-mail Id is:........................................................
IN FAVOR OF: Mr. Conor O'Prolite.
BENEFICIARY: Mr. Conor O'Prolite.

In conclusion,please accept this my late application as it was due to family logistic problems consequent upon funeral arrangements and rights to my late cousin in question.I hope your bank will expedite action and transfer my inheritance fund into my nominated bank account as I have stated it here in details.

Thanks,

Yours faithfully,
Mr. Conor O'Prolite.

Barrister Hamza Mali
Dear Partner Conor O'Prolite,

Thank you for your prompt response to my message,with the right spirit and strict compliance to directives the process will be concluded within a reasonable time frame so that You and Me can inherite our beneficiary money as the rightful and Legal beneficial to our inheritance money.

Please send across to me your Photo and your telephone number to fasting the communication please do that immediately upon you receive mail in order for me to know you well in cordial partnership important for both of us.I'm very sorry of this thing wanted to happen to you in question that one of your so called friends has hired someone to kill you and Luckily the contract killer knows you are innocent i give thanks to the almighty Allah/Lord as you are alive and your family get thanks to the almighty Allah/Lord for his goodness on us and be bless.

So i hope that you will appreciate my sincere intention and directives and not mention our secret correspondance to any one it is for You and Me alone which i do not want you to engage with any third correspondance with you it is very privately in all correspondance should be only appointed for You and Me please.
I will await your urgent compliance to this directives without any delay and also endavour to ask questions on areas that are not yet clear to you.

Thanks and be bless.
Attorney at Law.
Barrister Hamza Mali (LLB).
Direct Tel (+228) 995 50 20.
Barrister Hamza Mali
DEAR PARTNER CONOR,

PLEASE UPDATE ME HAVE YOU FILLED THE TEXT OF THE APPLICATION AND SEND TO BANK OFFICIALS E-MAIL ID.ADDRESSES ? IF NOT PLEASE ACT FAST ACCORDINGLY AND LET US REASON TOGETHER AND LET US NOT TO WELCOMED ANY DELAY AT ALL OKAY.

I AM WAITING TO RECEIVE YOUR PHOTO AND YOUR TELEPHONE CALL TO MY DIRECT TELEPHONE OF (+228)9955020, AND YOUR TELEPHONE NUMBER FOR OUR EASY COMMUNICATION OK.

YOURS,

ATTORNEY AT ALW.
BARRISTER HAMZA MALI (LLB).
Barrister Hamza Mali
DEAR PARTNER.

THIS ARE THE DOCUMENTS I USED TO BACK YOU UP ON THIS OUR CLAIMS OKAY.

RE-ATTACH THEM AND SEND ACROSS TO BANK OFFICIAL E-MAILS AND YOU FILLED TEXT OF THE APPLICATION AND SEND TO BANK OFFICIAL E-MAILS ADDRESSES AND GET BANK TO ME.

BROTHER,KNOWING THE ENGR.DUCKSON FRITZ IS THIS DOCUMENTS OF PROOFS TO BANK OK AND GO AHEAD AND COMMUNICATE BANK AS YOU KNOW THAT TIME WAIT FOR NO ONE.

YOURS,
BARRISTER HAMZA MALI (LLE)
MY DIRECT TEL (+228)995 5020.

hamza mali
DEAR PARTNER. URGENT TO MY DIRECTIVES TO YOU AND IMMEDIATELY CONTACT THE BANK...
Conor O'Prolite
Dear Banister

I apologise for spelling your name with two n's. Thirty years of checking train tickets has ruined my eyesight.

Conor
Barrister Hamza Mali

[Sends exact same e-mail as before.]

Barrister Hamza Mali
DEAR PARTNER.

HAVE YOU FINALLY CONTACTED THE BANK WITH THE APPLICATION FILLED WITH YOUR ACCOUNT INFORMATION WHERE OUR FUND WILL BE TRANSFERRED INTO?.

YOUR IN SUCCESS.
BARRISTER HAMZA LLB.
Barrister Hamza Mali
DEAR PARNTER CONOR.

WHERE ARE WE ? AND WERE ARE YOU .[Satnav Problems?]

REGARDS URGENT.
BARRISTER HAMZA MALI LLB.
Conor O'Prolite

[Two weeks have passed. Computer problems and other things to do. So- ]

Dear Bamister.

I'm sorry about not being able to email you earlier. I've been in hospital being treated for a gunshot wound. It seems I wasn't as successful in evading the hired killer as I thought. I don't know if he tried to kill me and missed or if it was just a warning.
Luckily I can still type, but opening the laptop with one hand is difficult.
Still, mustn't grumble.
As I'm Irish, how am I to convince anyone that I'm the next of kin to a German named ENGR.DOUCKSON FRITZ?

Conor
Conor O'Prolite
Dear Banister
I've just found the application form.In view of recent events, I hadn't had time to read your emails fully.Sorry. Do I send it to all three email addresses? It seems odd for a bank to need so many. There's not much to say about my family. I'm the only surviving O'Prolite. Most of my ancestors died in the Irish Potato Famine in the 1840s.
I attach a scan of my passport photo [Not mine of course].
Barrister Hamza Mali
Dear Partner Mr.Conor.

Thanks for your message and the content was well understood and noted by me in that There's must much alots to say sorry about your family as you the only surviving O'Prolite. and most of my ancestors died in the Irish Potato Famine in the 1840s.sorry upo all this and i received your attached passport photo ok.

Please note bank shall as well communicate you and upon that please as soon as possible comply immediately to there directives/directions of there banking rule and regulations.

Thanks hoping to hearing from you immediately as soon bank communicate you and soon is shall be well with us okay.

Please send across to me your telepohne number and my is my direct telephone number +228 995 5020.

Barrister Hamza Mali LLB.
Conor O'Prolite
Dear Banister

Thank you for your email.I have since received four emails from BTCI Bank All four were automaticallly flagged as spam by my email provider which concerns me somewhat. Before I reply to them,can you vouch for them as being a vertiginous [Perhaps he won't look it up**] bank.. Although in view of its impressive premises, I have little doubt that it is.

I do not have a permanent phone number at present. I am constantly on the move trying to evade the hired killer.

Conor

[**Scamorama isn't proud. We looked it up. It means dizzy-making.]

Barrister Hamza Mali
DEAR BROTHER,

PLEASE URGENT COMMUNICATE BANK WITH THERE DIRECTIVES OK.I AM WAITING TO HEAR FROM YOU THAT YOU HAVE COMMUNICATED BANK WITH THERE DIRECTIVES.

REGARDS URGENT PLEASE.
BARRISTER HAMZA MALI LLB.
Conor O'Prolite
Didn't you read my last email? Which asked you to confirm that the bank is vertiginous so I know I can trust them and that my email provider was wrong to classify their emails as spam.

And please turn your Caps Lock off. I get upset when people shout at me.

Conor
Conor O'Prolite

[No reply in 24 hours, so I think he's realised]

Sorry. I won't be able to help you now. I was shot dead last night, so I don't need the money now. I didn't feel a thing. One moment I was typing away one-handed on the laptop, the next I was sitting on a cloud with a harp and a laptop. Amazing! I really didn't expect Internet access in the afterlife.

Conor (dec'd)

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