I CAN'T HEAR YOU NOW, I'VE GOT PENCILS IN MY EARS (NO REALLY)

Inexplicably ignored since April -well ok there's an explanation, it's disorganization - from the Scamarchives comes this neatly wrapped up exploit with an amazing pic good for major bragging rights.


From my mugu, Martin Bello (fake name, of course) Mugu means 'big idiot' in Nigerian


"MARTIN BELLO"

DEAR SIR/MADAM,

GOOD DAY,PLEASE SIR PERMIT ME TO INFORM YOU OF MY DESIRE OF GOING INTO BUSINESS RELATIONSHIP WITH YOU.I CAME ACROSS YOUR EMAIL CONTACT IN INTERNET DURING MY EXTENSIVE SEARCH FOR A RELIABLE FOREIGN PARTENER WHO COULD BE CAPABLE OF ASSISTING ME IN THE BELOW BUSINESS PROPOSAL.

IN A BRIEF,I AM MR MARTIN BELLO,A 24YEARS OLD BOY,THE ONLY SON OF LATE CHIEF AND MRS DENNIS ALI BELLO.MY FATHER WAS A VERY WEALTHY COCOA MERCHANT BUSINESS MAN BASED IN ABIDJAN,THE ECONOMIC CAPITAL OF IVORY COAST WEST AFRICAN STATE,BEFORE HE WAS POISONED TO DEATH BY HIS BUSINESS ASSOCIATES.

AFTER MY MOTHER DIED ON THE 21ST OF OCTOBER 1990, MY FATHER TOOK ME SO SPECIAL BEFORE HE GAVE UP THE GHOST ON 24TH APRIL 2002,IN A PRIVATE HOSPITAL IN ABIDJAN, BUT BEFORE HE DIED,HE CALLED ME ON HIS BED SIDE AND TOLD ABOUT THE SUM OF US$10M (TEN MILLION UNITED STATES DOLLARS) WHICH HE DEPOSITED IN A SECURITY COMPANY HERE IN LOME-TOGO AS FAMILY VALUEABLE.

WHICH HE SAID THAT HE USED MY NAME AS THE NEXT OF KIN IN DEPOSIT THE SAID SUM IN THE SECURITY COMPANY HERE IN TOGO.HE ALSO EXPLAINED TO ME THAT IT WAS BECAUSE OF THIS MONEY HE WAS BEEN POISONED BY HIS BUSINESS ASSOCIATES,AND TOLD ME THAT ALL I HAVE TO DO FOR HIM FOR HIS SPIRIT TO BE AT REST WHERE EVER HE IS,IS TO MAKE SURE THAT I SEEK FOR A FOREIGN PARTNER IN ANY COUNTRY OF MY CHOICE WHO COULD BE CAPABLE OF ASSISTING ME IN SHIPPING THIS MONEY OUT OF THIS COUNTRY FOR INVESTMENT PURPOSE.

THEN I ARRANGED WITH A TRAVEL AGENT WHO HELPED ME TO COME DOWN TO LOME-TOGO WHERE THIS MONEY IS BEEN DEPOSITED.IAM RIGHT NOW IN LOME FOR THE CLAIMS.

FOR THIS REASON SIR,I AM HONOURABLY SEEKING YOUR ASSISTANCE TO ENABLE ME SHIPPED THIS MONEY TO YOUR COUNTRY IN YOUR NAME AND PROCEED TO YOUR COUNTRY TO FURTHER MY EDUCATION,BUT,PLEASE BE NOTE THAT THIS MONEY IS ALREADY PACKED IN A TRUNK BOX IN THE SECURITY COMPANY WHERE IT IS BEING DISGUISED AS PHOTOGRAPHIC FILM MEANT FOR EXPORT OVERSEAS.

SIR PLEASE FOR YOUR ASSISTANTE TO ME IN SHIPPING THIS MONEY OUT OF THIS COUNTRY I AM WILLING TO OFFER 30% OF THE TOTAL SUM TO YOU FOR ALL YOUR EFFORT/INPUT AND 15% AS A COMPENSATION FOR EVERY EXPENCISE YOU WILL INCURE IN THIS TRANSACTION BEFORE THE SUCCESSFUL SHIPPMENT OF THE MONEY TO YOUR COUNTRY,PLEASE SIR IF YOU CAN HANDLE THIS SUM AND SECURE IT FOR ME,PLEASE WRITE ME BACK AT MY ALTERNATIVE EMAIL: mannbello@justice.com

THANK'S I AM ANTICIPATING TO HEARING FROM YOU SOONEST AT MY ALTERNATIVE EMAIL: mannbello@justice.com
BEST REGARD
MR,MARTIN BELLO.


"DREW CAREY"

Hey boy,

I am a very wealthy business man in the United States. I have little need of money at this stage of my life. Please tell me how it is that you happen to have my private e-mail account, which I do not give to anyone but the closest of friends and family.

Sternly,

Drew Carey


"MARTIN BELLO"

DEAR SIR,
THANK'S FOR YOUR KIND RESPONSE TO MY PROPOSAL,IS PLEASURE HEARING FROM YOU AND ONCE AGAIN I THANK YOU FOR BRING OUT TIME AND SHOWING CONCERN OVER THIS MATTER,

SIR WITHOUT TAKING MUCH OF YOUR TIME I WILL LIKE TO USED THIS OPPURTUNITY AND LET YOU KNOW THAT I CAME ACROSS YOU EMAIL ACCOUNT IN INTERNET DURING MY EXTENSIVE SEARCH,SIR I AM VERY SERIOUS WITH YOU AND PLEASE IF YOU ARE WILLING TO ASSISTE ME IN THIS BUSINESS TRANSACTION PLEASE LET ME KNOW SO THAT I WILL UNFOLD THE FULL BUSINESS PLAN ON HOW WE HAVE TO PROCEED FOR THE SHIPMENT TO BE APROVE.

THANK'S I AM WAITING TO HEARING FROM YOU SOONEST FOR MORE CLEARIFICATION YOU CAN ALSO REACH ME ON PHONE Ní +2289159705

YOUR SINCERELY
Mr Martin Bello.


"DREW CAREY"

Well, I am sorry to hear about your father. Is there an address where I may send flowers to?

Also, I know it's a little late for this, but here is a link for the American Poison Control Center, if you are ever in a similar sitation again:

http://www.aapcc.org/

Wow, 25 million dollars is a lot of money. To have singled me out of 5.6 billion people to help you proves that you are one very sharp cookie, as it just so happens that I could use an easy million or two myself right about now for just such a thing. Shall I fly out next week, or just send some money right away to get things rolling? I want YOU - to help ME - help YOU.

Sincerely,

Drew Carey
President/CEO, Buzz Beer


"MARTIN BELLO"

DEAR SIR,
I RECIEVED YOUR MAIL AND APPRICATE YOUR COUNSELLING AND SYMPATY WITH THANK'S IS MY PLEASURE,MY GREATEST HAPPINESS NOW IS THAT I HAVE FOUND OUT THAT YOU ARE RELIABLE AND TRUSTHWORTHY.SIR PLEASE LET IT BE THEREFORE KNOWN TO YOU THAT I HAVE GIVEN YOU MY FULL TRUST.

SIR MY MAJOR REASON IN SEEKING FOR YOUR ASSISTANCE IN THIS TRANSACTION IS TO SEE IF YOU CAN HELP ME IN PAYING THE DUMMORRAGES ACCUMULATED BY THIS BOX IN THE SECURITY COMPANY WHICH I AM UNABLE TO PAY BECAUSE MY UNCLES HAS DOMINATED ALL MY FATHERS WEALTH AND PROPERTY AFTER THE DEATH OF MY FATHER AND EVEN TREATHING MY LIFE AND I KNOW THAT AS LONG AS I REMAIN WITH THEM UNDER THE SAME ROOF THAT THEY MIGHT EASILY STRANGULL ME,AS I BELIEVE THEY ARE HAVING BAD PLANS FOR ME.SIR IS FOR THIS REASON THAT I MADE UP MY MIND TO COME TO REPUBLIC OF TOGO WHERE THIS MONEY WAS BEEN DEPOSITED TO SEEK FOR HELP IN SHIPPING THIS MONEY OUT OF THIS COUNTRY FOR INVESTMENT PURPOSE AND ALSO FURTHER MY EDUCATION OVER THERE IN YOUR COUNTRY.

SIR, ACCORDING TO THE CHIEF SECURITY OFFICER ON MY DISCCIOUS WITH HIM,HE ADVISE ME THAT BEFORE THEY WILL UNDERGO SUCH AN ASSIGNMENT THAT I HAVE TO MADE THE CHANGE OF OWNERSHIP OF THIS BOX CONTAING THE MONEY IN YOUR NAME TO ENABLE YOU STAND AS THE RIGHFULL OWNER OF THE CONSGINMENT FOR THE SHIPMENT TO BE APROVED AND BE MADE TO YOUR GIVEN ADDRESS IN UNITED STATE OF AMERICA.SIR PLEASE IF YOU REALLY SERIOUS IN ASSISTING ME IN THIS BUSINESS TRANSACTION PLEASE LET ME KNOW,BECAUSE WE HAVE TO EMPLOY THE SERVICE OF A LAWYER WHO WILL HELP US IN DOING THE CHANGE OF OWNERSHIP OF THIS CONSGINMENT IN YOUR NAME TO ENABLE YOU TO STAND AS THE RIGHTFULL OWNER OF THE CONSGINMENT TO CONTACT THE SECURITY COMPANY FOR THE SHIPMENT,SIR PLEASE BE KNOWN THAT I HAVE GIVEN YOU MY FULL TRUSTH PLEASE DO NOT DISAPOINT ME.

THANK'S I AM EARNESTLY WAITING TO HEARING FROM YOU SOONEST,PLEASE REACH ME ON PHONE Ní +2289159705

YOURS SINCERELY
Mr Martin Bello.


"DREW CAREY"

My Dear Delusional Mr Bello,

What I would like you to do now may sound a bit strange, but it is ABSOLUTELY IMPERATIVE if we are to establish MUTUAL TRUST. My request is this: that you take 2 pencils, and stick ONE in each ear, eraser end first, and have someone TAKE YOUR PICTURE. If you prefer, you may stick them in your NOSE; however, I believe HEREDITARY FACTORS would be such that they would simply FALL OUT.

I am making this request for 2 reasons:

1. That you are SERIOUS about wanting to do BUSINESS TOGETHER.
2. That the picture you send is ACTUALLY OF YOU.

As I stated previously, I am a VERY WEALTHY business man, and do not have time for ANYTHING other than the pursuit of the BIG BUCKS, and sometimes drinking as much beer as I can before passing out on the couch.

Again, DO NOT REPLY unless you are ABSOLUTELY AND COMPLETELY SERIOUS about your proposal, as demonstrated by attaching the picture of you that I have requested.

Regards,

Drew Carey
President, Buzz Beer


"MARTIN BELLO"

DEAR SIR,
I HAVE GONE THROUGH YOUR MAIL AND TRUELY FIND IT VERY STRANGE,BUT IN OTHER TO PROVE MY SERIOUSNESS TO YOU IN DOING BUSINESS WITH YOU I HAVE AGREED TO SNAP THE REQUESTED DEMOSTRATED PICTURE AND SEND IT TO YOU IN NEXT 24HOURS AS SOON AS YOU GIVE MY YOUR PRIVATE MOBILE PHONE AND FAX Ní,TO ENABLE ME HAVE AN ORAL DISCUSSION WITH YOU CONCERNING THIS TRANSACTION.

THANK'S FOR YOUR CONCERN AND CO-OPREATION.

YOUR SINCERELY
Mr Martin Bello.


"DREW CAREY"

Mr Bello,

Very well sir, you have proven to be HIGHLY INTELLIGENT, as you can well see that I am a man of UNORTHODOX but EFFECTIVE means.

Accordingly, to demonstrate that I TOO am to be trusted, here are ALL of my contact numbers for ease of communication:

1(XXX)XXX-XXXX Work
1(XXX)XXX-XXXX Home
1(XXX)XXX-XXXX Studio

...and my FAX number:

1(818)XXX-XXXX

I can always be reached at one of these numbers, except when treavelling between locations. PLEASE PLEASE call me IMMEDIATELY that we may have oral.

Regards and BLESS YOU,

Drew Carey
President, Buzz Beer


"MARTIN BELLO"

DEAR SIR,
AS YOU CAN SEE,THE ATTACHEMENT BELOW IS MY PICTURE FOR YOU CONFIDENC REFFRENC AS REQUESTED.

RIGHT NOW THE NEXT THING IS FOR YOU TO SEND THE BELOW INFORMATION TO ENABLE ME FORWARD IT TO A REPUTABLE ATTORNEY WHO WILL PRESENT IT TO THE SECURITY COMPANY AND SWORN AN AFFIDAVITE FOR RELEVENT CHANGE OF OWNERSHIP TO YOUR NAME AS BONIFADE OWNER OF THE CONSIGNMENT,THEN WE WILL BE REST ASSURE TO RECEIVE THE CONSIGNMENT CONTAINING THE MONEY AT YOUR GIVEN ADDRESS.

NOTE WITH THE PICTURE ATTACH YOU CAN OBSERVE THAT I HAVE REDUCE FROM MY NORMAL SHARP DUE TO UNCONFORTABLE SITUATION THAT I AM FACING HERE.I WILL WANT YOU TO DO ALL YOUR BEST TO ENABLE US RETRIVE THIS CONSIGNMENT FROM THE SECURITY COMPANY HERE TO YOUR DESTINATION WITHOUT FURTHER DELAY,

BELOW ARE THE INFORMATION REQUIRED.

1.YOUR FULL NAME:

2.THE SPECIFIC ADDRESS YOU WILL LIKE TO BE IN RECIEPT OF THE CONSIGNMENT:

3.YOUR INTER NATIONAL PASSPORT Ní:

PLEASE SIR,I KINDLY REQUEST YOUR SINCERLITY OVER THIS TRANSACTION BECAUSE ONCE THE CHANGE OF OWNERSHIP IS BEEN MADE IN YOUR NAME I HAVE NO OTHER RIGHT AGAIN TO CHALLENGE THE OWNERSHIP.PLEASE BE AWARE THAT THIS IS MY ONLY HOPE IN LIFE AS AN ORPHAN.

SIR I HOPE IN YOU AND TRUST YOU WILL NOT BETRAY ME I HAVE GIVEN YOU ALL MY FULL TRUST.

SEND THE REQUIRED INFORMATION TO ENABLE ME FORWARD IT TO THE ATTORNEY SO THAT WE CAN PROCEED IMMEDATELY

YOURS SINCERELY
Martin Bello.






"DREW CAREY"

My DEAREST Mr. Martin Bello, Esquire:

THANK YOU, THANK, YOU, a thousand times, for PROVING YOUR HONESTY to me by ATTACHING YOUR PICTURE as I have asked. Please be assured that I have given your request EVERY CONSIDERATION befitting a MUGU of your INESTIMABLE STUPIDITY, and have decided that I would rather continue to look for someone that has MORE MONEY to move or will offer me a LARGER PERCENTAGE of the contents of THEIR security company deposit box.

I have also PRINTED and FRAMED your picture, where it now hangs in my office for ALL TO SEE, along with copies of all of the e-mail that we exchanged, that I hold dear as PROOF of our LASTING FRIENDSHIP. Lastly, this will VERY SOON be shared with millions of other Internet viewers, as at least 3 sites that I know of will be VERY EAGER to publish this.

I will cherish this communication always, please expect a visit from your local enforcement soon.

Regards,

Drew Carey,
President, Buzz Beer



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