This was sent from a kindly, amused contributor out there in Netland. It was originally all in caps, but thanks to BBEdit (it sucks less!), no more.
| ATTENTION:PRESIDENT/CHIEF EXECUTIVE OFFICER, | ||
| strictly confidential and urgent | ||
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Dear Sir, although this letter may come to you as a surprise. Please accept it as an introduction of myself and a request for your urgent attention. I got to know you through a friend who was formerly residing inyourcountry. I am an accountant and member of the "tender committee" of my corporation, the Nigeria national petroleum corporation (nnpc). After due consultation with other members of the committee i have specifically been mandated to arrange with you for a possible transfer of some funds being an over estimated sum resulting from various contracts executed by saipem, snamprogetti and other foreign firms for my corporation. The contracts in question were for the following:-
The original value of this contracts were purposely overinflated by us (tender committee) with the sum of $25m (twenty five million u.S. Dollars only). Now that all the names have received their supposed payments accordingly and the projects commissioned, we want to transfer this over invoiced sum to a trusted foreigner s account.
We have agreed that if your company can act as the beneficiary, you
will retain 30% of the total amount, 70% for us.
Honestly, we expect that some money are going to be spent along the
line of getting the business fruitfully executed. We shall arrange a meeting immediately with the officials involved for a face to face talk and hitch free transfer of this sum of money into your account. Note that we have put in many years of meticulousservice to the government, therefore, we would not want our reputable image dented. Therefore handle this arrangement with maturity, topmost secrecyandurgency. Note: reply by email joe_obaseki@yahoo.Com immediately to me thank you as i look forward to your immediate reply. Yours faithfully,Joe Obaseki
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