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Another in the "late Engineer Johnson Creek" series, this time he has died in a "ghastly air crash". The writer freely admits that he hasn't a clue if you're the person he's looking for, but hopes you'll jump on this opportunity to be ripped off.
Note: this popped up again in May 2000, sent to a kindly contributor
in Hong Kong from a "Lukmon Idris." ( lidris2@hotmail.com if you're
naive enough to want to follow up )
From: "Omar El-Dagash"
To:
Subject: Confidential Investment Proposal
Date: Sat, 29 Jan 2000 14:03:47 -0000
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ATTN: ROLAND
FROM: OMAR EL-DAGASH
UNION BANK PLC.
LAGOS
E-MAIL: manager@ubnheadoffice.com.ng, eldagashomar@email.com
First, I must solicit your confidence in this transaction, this is by
virtue of its nature as being utterly CONFIDENTIAL and TOP SECRET.
Though I know that a transaction of this magnitude will make any one
apprehensive and worried, but I am assuring you that all will be well at
the end of the day. We have decided to contact you by e-mail due to the
urgency of this transaction.
Let me start by first introdusing myself properly to you. I am Mr. Omar
El-Dagash, a Manager at the Union Bank Nigeria PLC, Lagos. I came to
know of you in my private search for a reliable and reputable person to
handle a very confidential transaction which involves the transfer of a
huge sum of money to a foreign account requiring maximum confidence. I am not too
really sure if you are my long lost contact whom I am trying to reach,
but in anyway, please do take this message with a good heart and report
back to me if you are not the person I think you are. I would explain
more latter.
THE PROPOSITION:
A foreigner, late Engineer Johnson Creek, an Oil Merchant / contractor
with the federal Govenment of Nigeria, until his death three years ago
in a ghastly air crash, banked with us here at Union Bank PLC., Lagos,
and had a closing balance of USD$38.M ( Thirty Eight Million, Five
Hundred Thousand United States Dollars) which the bank now
unquestionably expects to be claimed by any of his available foreign
next of kin or alternatively be donated to a discredited trust fund for
alms and ammunition at a military war college here in Nigeria.
Fervent valuable efforts are being made by the Union Bank to get in
touch with any of the Creek family or relatives but all have proved to
no avail.
It is because of the perceived possibility of not going to be able to
locate any of late Engr. Johnson Creek's next of kin (he had no
known wife and children) that the management under the influence of our
Chairman, board of directors, Retired Major General Kalu Uke Kalu, that
an arrangement for the fund to be declared "UNCLAIMABLE" and then be
subsequently donated to the Trust Fund for Alms and Ammunition which
will further enhance the courses of war in Africa and the world in
general.
In order to avert this negative development, myself and some of my
trusted colleagues here at the bank now seek for your permission to have
you stand as late Engr. Johnson Creek's next of kin so that the
fund, USD$38.5M would be subsequently transferred and paid into your
bank account as the beneficiary next of kin. All documents and proves to
enable you get this fund have been carefully worked out and we are
assuring you a 100% risk free involvement.
For your assistance, your commission would be 30%. 10% has been set
aside for expenses while the rest would be for myself and my colleagues
for investment purposes in your country.
If this proposal is OK. by you and you do not wish to take advantage of
the trust we hope to bestow on you and your company, then kindly get to
me immediately via my e-mail furnishing me with your most confidential
telephone, fax number and exclusive e-mail so that I can forward to you
the relevant details of this transaction. Thank you in advance for your
anticipated co-operation.
Regards,
OMAR EL-DAGASH
MANAGER
UNION BANK PLC.
N.B. PLEASE, FOR CONFIDENTIAL REASON, I WOULD LIKE YOU TO SEND ME YOUR
RESPONSE VIA THIS EMAIL ADDRESS:
eldagashomar@email.com
One of the funniest yet, in a long list:
THE FIRST 125
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1. Request for Urgent Business Relationship (Alhaji D.
Bayero)
2. Strictly Confidential (Dr. Andrew A. Okoya)
3. Return of Request for Urgent Business Relationship
(Harriman Awele)
4. Strictly Confidential (Mr. Nat Chuka)
5. Son of Urgent Business Relationship
6. From Engr. Sadiq Dan-Musa
7. From the Tender Committee
8. Request of Busines Collaboration (Chief Emeka
Chukwu)
9. Urgent Business Relationship (sigh) (Dr. Bodex
Iyere)
10. Business Proposal (Dr. Stolen Name, B.Sc, M.Sc. Ph. D
MNIM, MCIA)
11. Business Proposal (Dr. Pat Gbens B.Sc.,M.Sc.Ph.D
MNIM,MCIA)
12. Attention President/CEO (Kayode Bello)
13. Participatory Financial Transaction (Engr. Bruno
Adams)
14. Urgent and Beneficial (Dr. Usman Bello)
15. Business Proposal (Bello again)
16. Business Proposal (Egobia Jude)
17. Strictly confidential/Urgent (Bello Abubakar)
18. Yours faithfully Joe Obaseki
19. Sign and Stamp Peter Usman and Alhaji Haruna
20. Yours faithfully Mr Charles Ibru
1-20 | 21-40 | 41-60 | 61-80 | 81-100 | 101-120 | 121-140
21. From Dr. Kotoko Kassim
22. Capital Flight (Olu Jacobs/Dr shafi.L.obajare)
23. Petroleum Trust Fund (Dada Bello)
24. Confidential Business Proposal (Olamide
Davies)
25. Overinvoiced accounts, yada yada [Dr. Odu Kabba]
26. The suffering masses of the Niger Delta (Kenneth
Birabi [P.hd])
27. Mr. John Abah wants to give you 5% of
$30.5million!
28. Usman Bello, or is it Bako ..to the tune of
US$21.5M [ also Dr. Teco Aloma, Dr. Moses Ukuta, Dr. Usman Atiko ]
29. Engr. Alex Edusa, or is it Edu ..to the tune of
US$21.5M (oh yeah, and Dr. Teco Aloma)
30. Life Time Opportunity from Dr. Idiamo
31. offshore account anywhere safe
32. FIFA World Youth Championship (Dr. Yussuf)
33. Urgent Business Execution (gulp) (Abu Waziri)
34. Request for Assistance (Alhaji Hassan Y. Mohammed)
35. Although this letter may come to you as a surprise... (Mr Hakeem Suleiman)
36. Although this letter may come to you as a surprise... (Dr. Hassan Ahmed)
37. Compliments of the season (Dr. Shehu Bin)
38. Trust Fund for Alms and Ammunition (Omar El-Dagash, Lukmon
Idris)
39. This contract was over invoiced (Dr. Sheriff Lawal)
40. The nature of your business is not particularly relevant (Dr. Kingsley Ude)
1-20 | 21-40 | 41-60 | 61-80 | 81-100 | <101-120 | 121-140
41. We did over-inflate the contracts (Mr. Kingsley
Chiugo)
42. Floating in the suspense account [Mr. Mark Yemego]
43. we will not want to miss this opportunity [Dr. Patrick
Osunde]
44. Dr. Ahmed Sani wants your money (ditto Dr. Mahmud Sule, Dr.
Pepple Ada, Dr. Aminu Tanko)
45. In search of a reliable and reputable person ( Dada Musa
)
46. Major Hamza AL- Mustapha is currently being detained (Taiwo
Adams)
47. I was to meet you in your country in the course of a
government delegation (Francis Osshoma, Ph.D.)
48. capital investment [Martins Opara]
49. quote this reference number (ve/s/09/99) in all your
responses [Dr. Philip Giwa]
50. My letter may come to you as surprise (Dr. Benjamin
Luwa)
51. My brother Maj. Hamza El-Mustapha and his mistress in
Lebanon
[Col. Zaki El-Mustapha (RTD.)]
52. NNPC and Ghana liquefied gas project [ Mr. Tunde Darocha
]
53. Harcourt and Warri refineries [ Dr.El-Baba Linkon
Ph.D,FNSE,mni ]
54. When I consulted the internet...your contact email came out
[
Saliu Mukhail ]
55. my only hope now is this available us$50,000,000 cash ( Lady
Maryam Abacha )
56. Nigerian football association, $12.8M [ Prince Adeola
Hopewell ]
57. Federal Government Contract Review Panel ( Dr Paul Obi / Dr Solomon Igbo / Mr Henry Aigbe )
58. Communication via Email is insecure for this Deal [ Usman
Bello ]
59. let Honesty and Trust be our watchword throughout this
transaction ( Dr. Sammy Eze )
60. the safety of our various families matters most [ Usman Bello ]
1-20 | 21-40 | 41-60 | 61-80 | 81-100 | 101-120 | 121-140
61. $20M lying around going to waste [Mr. Michael Okon]
62. Nigerian Federal Ministry of Works and Housing - a measly $16.5M [Ike Olarotimi (Engr)]
63. the trust reposed in you at this juncture is enormous (DR. Okonkwo Yemego)
64. we have been reliably informed of your honesty and ability
[Dr. Adams Powell]
65. Confidentiality is our watchword, mutual trust is our
beacon.
(Dr. Usman Bello)
66. I am Dr. Fred Ikem, king of stings. Look upon my works, ye mighty...
67. Call me tomorrow...so that we can get intimated [ Dr. Chris Okonkwo ]
68. Federal Government Contract Review Panel with bells on
( Dr. T. S. Adepipe )
69. My getting your address is the handwork of almighty God [ Dr. Henry Emeka Oha ]
70. this point of Victory, which is not too far away ( Engr. Garuba Bello )
71. in my search for a trust worthy and sincere person [ Engr. Peter Jacobs ]
72. Bello rides again: something went wrong with his Swiss bank account
73. I am a staff in the Federal Ministry of Mines and Power ( Frank Odili )
74. I was a moslem until a 18months ago when the master Jesus met me [ Audu Bamiayi ]
75. ...in preference to demanding or accepting bribes and kickbacks (Dr. D. Osayi)
76. Though my father died a natural death ( Lamin Bangura )
77. Ministry of Petroleum Resources, $30M [ Dr. Demola Johnson ]
78. oblige me details of your bank account [ Engr. Sani Muyiwa ]
79. a suitable percentage (%) will be mapped out ( Usman Tanko/Tanko Usman )
80. please keep trying till you get through ( Mr. Ben Alabi (MNIM) )
1-20 | 21-40 | 41-60 | 61-80 | 81-100 | 101-120 | 121-140
81. the operational word here are secrecy and confidentiality [ Prince Dr. Williams Amadi ]
82. Save Our Soul - 30% of $300M ( Zinab Abacha )
83. my country has no reward for hard labour and honesty [ Dr. Joseph Wayas ]
84. please treat it like a blood brother affair ( Dr. Chinaka Steve )
85. I am only trying my best not to be noticed by my government. [ Saleem Abdulsalami Abubakar, Dr., Uche J. Williams ]
86. It might surprise you why we choose you ( Dr. Jude Obi )
87. It is with heartful hope that I write [ Mrs. Anne Henri K. Bedie ]
88. this is only known to you, myself, and the widow Mrs. Maryam Abach ( Musa Muazu )
89. Nigerian Ministry of Aviation $36M [ Mr. Joe Wilson ]
90. Upon the recommendation of your goodself - 30/10/60 of $32M [ Bello Giwa ]
91. Through tenacious effort and well-expanded energy - 25/65/20 of $43.5M, hike! ( Dr. Sunday Okereke )
92. payable by solar draft or cheque in your name $17.3M [ Murtala Orinami ]
93. trustworthy businessman-qualities which are hard to find ( Mr. Paul Onyema, p.h.d Holder )
94. Of a Lori, to a Lori, Olori [ Engr. Richard Olori ]
95. Ein Ausländer, Verstorbene Ingenieur Johnson Creek ( Mr. Ade Olatude, Diplom Kaufman odudu ola )
96. Johnson Creek's hearse rides again... [ Paul Isimeme ]
97. Advise on lucrative areas for investment ($14.3M) [ Engr. Abel Ubekwu ]
98. ...the care of an obscure foreigner ( Amadi Howells ESQ / Polo Anyanwu / Estelle Djeri / Linda Akabo / Ahmed Tanko )
99. I need your assistance urgently - Orient Petroleum ( Martins Osagie / Alego Hassan ?)
1-20 | 21-40 | 41-60 | 61-80 | 81-100 | 101-120 | 121-140
100. All I request from you is a foreign account [ Dr. Ola Akins ]
101. FMPMR - a measly $18.6M ( Dr. Andrew Onyeije )
102. Bye and God Bless [ Dr. Emeka Bako ]
103. O, woe is me - 25% of $31M ( Dr. Jacob Owo )
104. That's Johnson JUAN Creek [ Rafiu Momoh ]
105. ...deep business relationship ( Dr. Rufai Garba )
106. Former chief chemist of the NNPC [ Pastor John Owo (b.Eng.Chem) ]
107. Undeclared windfall sales of crude oil, 30% of $15.5M ( Pat Uche )
108. Total ignorance of the business world, 20% of $22,054,000 (Lucky Kennedy)
109. Return of Turn Around Maintenance, 25% of $24M [ Mr. Phillip Asiodu ]
110. Thank you and God bless, 10% of $20M ( Dr Olu Cole )
111. Request for Assistance, National Economic Planning Commission, 30% of $18.36M [ Dr Paul B. Giwa ]
112. We believe that good people like you still exist in this world, 40% of $35M ( Dr Usman Musa )
113. A new life: Sweet heart, My name is [ Sanni Ahmed ]
114. My deepest prayers for you - 30% of $20M ( Mustapha Hassan )
115. I am not so vast in huge investment opportunities ( Mr. Michel Bumbo )
116. But this one is different, really! 10% of $20.1M - after tax [ John Momoh ]
117. I will not want my identity revealed [ Mrs. P. Mobutu Sese-Seko ]
118. Very urgent, please self my soul ( Susan Usman Bello / Mariam B. Wase? )
119. Mrs. Abacha gets a PhD ( ?% of $50M )[ Dr (Mrs.) Maryam Abacha ]
120. Ministry of Mines, Sierra Leone - 25% of $36.5M ( Captain Smart Ahmmed )
1-20 | 21-40 | 41-60 | 61-80 | 81-100 | 101-120 | 121-140
121. To be precise, I am David Johnson - 10% of $85M [ David Johnson ]
122. Return of Nigerian football association, some unknown % of $12.8M ( Dr. Dele Johnson )
123. Petroleum trust fund money release order - 27% of $32.7M [ Dr. Sam Okobi ]
124. Sierra-Leone Mining Co-operation, $30M (Paul Williams)
125. This is our life and I trust you with it [ Mariam Bola Wase ]
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