To: (our intrepid correspondent)
ATTN: (intrepid correspondent),
First and foremost, thank you for your reply to my
e-mail. As you know, this is a very confidential
transaction hence, l decided to contact you, through
this medium.
[Note: OK, if you know anything about e-mail, you're
snickering at this point, but wait!
don't touch that checkbook, there's more!]
Be rest assured that the transaction is 100% risk free
as we have already put in all our machineryâs and
logistics into place. We know what to do and how to
go about it. Already, the Finance Minister, Director
of Audit, and Director of Account and Finance is in
the knowing of this transaction as such, there wonât
be any problem, in terms of getting the necessary
approvals from the appropriate authorities.
All you would be required to do is to front for us
while we use your particulars to apply for the release
of the fund from the appropriate authorities such as
the CBN and Ministry of Finance as the sole
beneficiary to the fund.
To get started, we will first of all get your company
registered with our Corporate Affairs Commission here
in Nigeria. With this done, all necessary
documentation will be backdated by us here in Nigeria
to reflect the status of the transaction. This will
then subsequently, be used to apply for the release of
the fund into a designated account that will be
supplied by you. (Of course, the account either
company or private must be an account that you have a
sole control over).
You do not need to bother about the security of this
transaction as we are in absolute control of the whole
affairs.
To this therefore, l sincerely request you to call me
on my private phone no 234-1-7752624 for further
discussions on the modalities towards the successful
realization of this transaction and for more
confidence to be established. Or better still, kindly
forward your private phone and fax numbers to me via
e-mail to enable us reach you.
Note: As soon as l have your fax number, and your
full names l will fax the necessary Form M that will
enable us apply for the release of the fund from the
appropriate authorities to you for completion and then
fax back to us.
Finally, be rest assured that with the current plans
in place, the whole exercise can not exceed a maximum
of 14 working days provided we get a better
understanding from you.
We look forward to receiving your urgent and confidential reply.
Best regards
Mr. Mark Yemego
By now the discerning reader will have noticed a pattern!