Ah, back to infrastructure. "Dada Musa" has a very specific list of projects
which were "over invoiced".
Subject reads: REQUEST FOR ASSISTANCE
I am an Accountant with Nigerian National Petroleum
Corporation(NNPC) and l head a seven man tenders board
in charge of Contract Awards and Payment Approvals. l
am in search of a reliable and reputable person to
handle a very confidential transaction which involves
the transfer of a huge sum of money to a foreign
account. My team started enjoying great previleges
after autonomy was granted to NNPC.
There were series of contracts executed by a
Consortium of multinationals in the oil industry in
favour of NNPC among which were:
(1) The expansion of the pipeline network within
Nigeria for crude oil and downstream products
distribution and subsequent evacuation-US$3.5Billion
(2) Contract for the Turn Around Maintenance (TAM)
of the various Refineries in the country-US$980Million
(3) The construction of storage tanks for Petroleum
Products (Depots)-US$620Million
The original value of these contracts were
deliberately over-invoiced in the sum of USD Thirty
Nine Million, Eight Hundred Thousand
(US$39,800.000.00) which has now been approved and is
ready to be transferred, being that the companies that
actually executed these contracts have fully been paid
and the projects officially commissioned.
Consequently, my colleagues and l are willing to
transfer the total amount to your account for
subsequent disbursement, since we as civil servants
are prohibited by the Code of Conduct Bureau (Civil
Service Laws) from openig and/or operating foreign
accounts in our names.lt is like using you as a
frontier to lay legitimate claim to the said amount of
US$39.8million.
Needless to say, that the trust reposed on you at this
juncture is enormous. ln return, we will offer you 25%
of the transferred sum, while 10% shall be set aside
for incidental expenses (internal and external)
between the parties in the course of the transaction.
You must however NOTE that this transaction is subject
to the following terms and condition:
(a) Our conviction of your transparent honesty and
diligence
(b) That you would treat this transparent with
utmost secrecy and confidentiality it deserves
(c)That you have adsolute trust in us,and have faith
enough to know this is a scam.
[Note: Yes, that is how it was received. ]
Modalities have been worked out at the highest levels
of the Ministry of Finance and the Central Bank
Nigeria for the immediate transfer of funds within 14
working days subject to your satisfaction of the above
stated terms.
To accord this transaction the legality it deserves
and for mutual security of the fund, the whole
approval procedures will be officially and legally
processed with your name or the of any company you may
nominate as the bonafide beneficiary.
Once more, l want you to understand that having put in
over 28 years in the civil service of my country, I am
averse to having my image and career dented. This
matter should therefore be treated with utmost secrecy
and urgency.
Kindly expedite action as we are behind schedule to
enable us include this transfer in this quarter.
Please contact me urgently indicating your interest
and include your telephone and fax number.
Yours sincerely,
Dada Musa.
DON'T contact him urgently. Don't contact him at all. Just keep reading (or not, if
your tummy is hurting from so many laughs:
THE FIRST 125
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1. Request for Urgent Business Relationship (Alhaji D.
Bayero)
2. Strictly Confidential (Dr. Andrew A. Okoya)
3. Return of Request for Urgent Business Relationship
(Harriman Awele)
4. Strictly Confidential (Mr. Nat Chuka)
5. Son of Urgent Business Relationship
6. From Engr. Sadiq Dan-Musa
7. From the Tender Committee
8. Request of Busines Collaboration (Chief Emeka
Chukwu)
9. Urgent Business Relationship (sigh) (Dr. Bodex
Iyere)
10. Business Proposal (Dr. Stolen Name, B.Sc, M.Sc. Ph. D
MNIM, MCIA)
11. Business Proposal (Dr. Pat Gbens B.Sc.,M.Sc.Ph.D
MNIM,MCIA)
12. Attention President/CEO (Kayode Bello)
13. Participatory Financial Transaction (Engr. Bruno
Adams)
14. Urgent and Beneficial (Dr. Usman Bello)
15. Business Proposal (Bello again)
16. Business Proposal (Egobia Jude)
17. Strictly confidential/Urgent (Bello Abubakar)
18. Yours faithfully Joe Obaseki
19. Sign and Stamp Peter Usman and Alhaji Haruna
20. Yours faithfully Mr Charles Ibru
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21. From Dr. Kotoko Kassim
22. Capital Flight (Olu Jacobs/Dr shafi.L.obajare)
23. Petroleum Trust Fund (Dada Bello)
24. Confidential Business Proposal (Olamide
Davies)
25. Overinvoiced accounts, yada yada [Dr. Odu Kabba]
26. The suffering masses of the Niger Delta (Kenneth
Birabi [P.hd])
27. Mr. John Abah wants to give you 5% of
$30.5million!
28. Usman Bello, or is it Bako ..to the tune of
US$21.5M [ also Dr. Teco Aloma, Dr. Moses Ukuta, Dr. Usman Atiko ]
29. Engr. Alex Edusa, or is it Edu ..to the tune of
US$21.5M (oh yeah, and Dr. Teco Aloma)
30. Life Time Opportunity from Dr. Idiamo
31. offshore account anywhere safe
32. FIFA World Youth Championship (Dr. Yussuf)
33. Urgent Business Execution (gulp) (Abu Waziri)
34. Request for Assistance (Alhaji Hassan Y. Mohammed)
35. Although this letter may come to you as a surprise... (Mr Hakeem Suleiman)
36. Although this letter may come to you as a surprise... (Dr. Hassan Ahmed)
37. Compliments of the season (Dr. Shehu Bin)
38. Trust Fund for Alms and Ammunition (Omar El-Dagash, Lukmon
Idris)
39. This contract was over invoiced (Dr. Sheriff Lawal)
40. The nature of your business is not particularly relevant (Dr. Kingsley Ude)
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41. We did over-inflate the contracts (Mr. Kingsley
Chiugo)
42. Floating in the suspense account [Mr. Mark Yemego]
43. we will not want to miss this opportunity [Dr. Patrick
Osunde]
44. Dr. Ahmed Sani wants your money (ditto Dr. Mahmud Sule, Dr.
Pepple Ada, Dr. Aminu Tanko)
45. In search of a reliable and reputable person ( Dada Musa
)
46. Major Hamza AL- Mustapha is currently being detained (Taiwo
Adams)
47. I was to meet you in your country in the course of a
government delegation (Francis Osshoma, Ph.D.)
48. capital investment [Martins Opara]
49. quote this reference number (ve/s/09/99) in all your
responses [Dr. Philip Giwa]
50. My letter may come to you as surprise (Dr. Benjamin
Luwa)
51. My brother Maj. Hamza El-Mustapha and his mistress in
Lebanon
[Col. Zaki El-Mustapha (RTD.)]
52. NNPC and Ghana liquefied gas project [ Mr. Tunde Darocha
]
53. Harcourt and Warri refineries [ Dr.El-Baba Linkon
Ph.D,FNSE,mni ]
54. When I consulted the internet...your contact email came out
[
Saliu Mukhail ]
55. my only hope now is this available us$50,000,000 cash ( Lady
Maryam Abacha )
56. Nigerian football association, $12.8M [ Prince Adeola
Hopewell ]
57. Federal Government Contract Review Panel ( Dr Paul Obi / Dr Solomon Igbo / Mr Henry Aigbe )
58. Communication via Email is insecure for this Deal [ Usman
Bello ]
59. let Honesty and Trust be our watchword throughout this
transaction ( Dr. Sammy Eze )
60. the safety of our various families matters most [ Usman Bello ]
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61. $20M lying around going to waste [Mr. Michael Okon]
62. Nigerian Federal Ministry of Works and Housing - a measly $16.5M [Ike Olarotimi (Engr)]
63. the trust reposed in you at this juncture is enormous (DR. Okonkwo Yemego)
64. we have been reliably informed of your honesty and ability
[Dr. Adams Powell]
65. Confidentiality is our watchword, mutual trust is our
beacon.
(Dr. Usman Bello)
66. I am Dr. Fred Ikem, king of stings. Look upon my works, ye mighty...
67. Call me tomorrow...so that we can get intimated [ Dr. Chris Okonkwo ]
68. Federal Government Contract Review Panel with bells on
( Dr. T. S. Adepipe )
69. My getting your address is the handwork of almighty God [ Dr. Henry Emeka Oha ]
70. this point of Victory, which is not too far away ( Engr. Garuba Bello )
71. in my search for a trust worthy and sincere person [ Engr. Peter Jacobs ]
72. Bello rides again: something went wrong with his Swiss bank account
73. I am a staff in the Federal Ministry of Mines and Power ( Frank Odili )
74. I was a moslem until a 18months ago when the master Jesus met me [ Audu Bamiayi ]
75. ...in preference to demanding or accepting bribes and kickbacks (Dr. D. Osayi)
76. Though my father died a natural death ( Lamin Bangura )
77. Ministry of Petroleum Resources, $30M [ Dr. Demola Johnson ]
78. oblige me details of your bank account [ Engr. Sani Muyiwa ]
79. a suitable percentage (%) will be mapped out ( Usman Tanko/Tanko Usman )
80. please keep trying till you get through ( Mr. Ben Alabi (MNIM) )
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81. the operational word here are secrecy and confidentiality [ Prince Dr. Williams Amadi ]
82. Save Our Soul - 30% of $300M ( Zinab Abacha )
83. my country has no reward for hard labour and honesty [ Dr. Joseph Wayas ]
84. please treat it like a blood brother affair ( Dr. Chinaka Steve )
85. I am only trying my best not to be noticed by my government. [ Saleem Abdulsalami Abubakar, Dr., Uche J. Williams ]
86. It might surprise you why we choose you ( Dr. Jude Obi )
87. It is with heartful hope that I write [ Mrs. Anne Henri K. Bedie ]
88. this is only known to you, myself, and the widow Mrs. Maryam Abach ( Musa Muazu )
89. Nigerian Ministry of Aviation $36M [ Mr. Joe Wilson ]
90. Upon the recommendation of your goodself - 30/10/60 of $32M [ Bello Giwa ]
91. Through tenacious effort and well-expanded energy - 25/65/20 of $43.5M, hike! ( Dr. Sunday Okereke )
92. payable by solar draft or cheque in your name $17.3M [ Murtala Orinami ]
93. trustworthy businessman-qualities which are hard to find ( Mr. Paul Onyema, p.h.d Holder )
94. Of a Lori, to a Lori, Olori [ Engr. Richard Olori ]
95. Ein Ausländer, Verstorbene Ingenieur Johnson Creek ( Mr. Ade Olatude, Diplom Kaufman odudu ola )
96. Johnson Creek's hearse rides again... [ Paul Isimeme ]
97. Advise on lucrative areas for investment ($14.3M) [ Engr. Abel Ubekwu ]
98. ...the care of an obscure foreigner ( Amadi Howells ESQ / Polo Anyanwu / Estelle Djeri / Linda Akabo / Ahmed Tanko )
99. I need your assistance urgently - Orient Petroleum ( Martins Osagie / Alego Hassan ?)
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100. All I request from you is a foreign account [ Dr. Ola Akins ]
101. FMPMR - a measly $18.6M ( Dr. Andrew Onyeije )
102. Bye and God Bless [ Dr. Emeka Bako ]
103. O, woe is me - 25% of $31M ( Dr. Jacob Owo )
104. That's Johnson JUAN Creek [ Rafiu Momoh ]
105. ...deep business relationship ( Dr. Rufai Garba )
106. Former chief chemist of the NNPC [ Pastor John Owo (b.Eng.Chem) ]
107. Undeclared windfall sales of crude oil, 30% of $15.5M ( Pat Uche )
108. Total ignorance of the business world, 20% of $22,054,000 (Lucky Kennedy)
109. Return of Turn Around Maintenance, 25% of $24M [ Mr. Phillip Asiodu ]
110. Thank you and God bless, 10% of $20M ( Dr Olu Cole )
111. Request for Assistance, National Economic Planning Commission, 30% of $18.36M [ Dr Paul B. Giwa ]
112. We believe that good people like you still exist in this world, 40% of $35M ( Dr Usman Musa )
113. A new life: Sweet heart, My name is [ Sanni Ahmed ]
114. My deepest prayers for you - 30% of $20M ( Mustapha Hassan )
115. I am not so vast in huge investment opportunities ( Mr. Michel Bumbo )
116. But this one is different, really! 10% of $20.1M - after tax [ John Momoh ]
117. I will not want my identity revealed [ Mrs. P. Mobutu Sese-Seko ]
118. Very urgent, please self my soul ( Susan Usman Bello / Mariam B. Wase? )
119. Mrs. Abacha gets a PhD ( ?% of $50M )[ Dr (Mrs.) Maryam Abacha ]
120. Ministry of Mines, Sierra Leone - 25% of $36.5M ( Captain Smart Ahmmed )
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121. To be precise, I am David Johnson - 10% of $85M [ David Johnson ]
122. Return of Nigerian football association, some unknown % of $12.8M ( Dr. Dele Johnson )
123. Petroleum trust fund money release order - 27% of $32.7M [ Dr. Sam Okobi ]
124. Sierra-Leone Mining Co-operation, $30M (Paul Williams)
125. This is our life and I trust you with it [ Mariam Bola Wase ]
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