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Hi guys! [sez our kindly contributor.]
Look at the one I got. It's funny as hell. These guys must think that
the world outside of Nigeria is full of idiots and morons. Even my 85
year old grandmother knew it was a weak attempt at a scam! Glad that
someone is keeping up with these scumbags.
Enjoy!
Date: Sat, 27 May 2000 00:38:32 -0700 (PDT)
From: el baba linkon
Subject: Confidential Business Proposition
To: (kindly contributor)
Dr.El-Baba Linkon Ph.D,FNSE,mni
TEL:234 1 774 4449,
FAX: 234 1 288 0643, 234 1 759 5743
Lagos, Nigeria.
Dear Sir,
REQUEST FOR CONFIDENTIAL AND URGENT BUSINESS
PARTNERSHIP.
First, I must solicit your strict confidence in this
transaction. Through some discreet inquiries from my
local chambers of Commerce, you and your organization
were revealed as being quite astute in private
enterpreneurship. One has no doubt in your ability to
handle a financial business of considerable amount,
which will form the bedrock of an extensive business
partnership in due course. In unfolding this proposal,
I want to count on you, as a respected executive of
your company to handle this transaction with all
maturity and confidentiality it deserves.
I am a member of the Federal Government Contract Award
and Monitoring Committee in the Nigerian National
Petroleum Corporation (NNPC). Sometime ago, a contract
was awarded to a foreign firm by my committee in NNPC.
This contract was over invoiced to the tune of
US$21,500,000.00 (Twenty One Million, Five Hundred
Thousand USD). This was done deliberately. The
over-invoicing was a deal by my committee to benefit
from the project. Specifically, the contract was for
the; Construction of Heavy Duty Drilling Pipelines
Network and Calibration for Crude Oil and Down Stream
Products Distribution and Subsequent Evacuation for
the Kaduna, Port Harcourt and Warri Refineries and
Petro-Chemical Companies which are subsidiaries of the
Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation.
We now desire to transfer this money which is in the
NNPC Suspense Account with the Central Bank of Nigeria
to any overseas Account which we expect you to provide
for us.
Needless to say, the trust reposed in you at this
junction is enormous, we have agreed amongst ourselves
to offer you 30% of the transferred sum while 10%
shall be set aside for incidental expenses during the
course of the transaction. It is our intention
therefore, having your understanding and cooperation
to invest our 60% share of this fund in importation of
agricultural and oil prospecting equipment to
sub-Sahara Africa, as it will be virtually impossible
to retrieve our share in cash.
I would require from you by return fax and phone
confirmation as a matter of urgency the following:
1) Beneficiary/ Account Name and or Company Name, Address, office and home phone and fax #.
2) Name, Address, Phone and Fax # of your Bank.
3) Account # of Beneficiary, Routing, Swift or Telex # of your Bank.
The above information would be used to make formal
applications as a matter of procedure for the release
of the money for onward transfer to your account.
It does not matter whether or not your company does
contract projects of the nature described here. The
assumption is that your company won the major contract
and subcontracted it out to other companies. More
often than not, big trading companies and firms of
unrelated fields win major contracts and subcontract
to more specialized firms for execution.
We have strong and reliable connections and contacts
at the Apex Bank (Central Bank of Nigeria) and the
Federal Ministry of Finance and we have no doubt that
all this money will be released and transferred if we
get the necessary foreign partner to assist us in this
deal. Therefore, when the business is successfully
concluded we shall, through our same connections
withdraw all documents used from all the concerned
Government Ministries for 100% security.
We are civil servants and we will not want to miss
this opportunity .We want this money to be transferred
to the overseas Account for us.
Please contact me immediately through my Tel # 234 1
288 0641, 234 1 774 4449 or my FAX #: 234 1 288 0643,
234 1 759 5743 whether or not you are interested in
this deal. If you are not, it will enable me scout for
another foreign partner to carry out this deal.
Again we look forward to doing business with you and
solicit your utmost confidentiality in this
transaction.
Yours truly,
El. B. Linkon
Yo ho ho and a bottle of snake oil:
THE FIRST 125
1-20 | 21-40 | 41-60 | 61-80 | 81-100 | 101-120 | 121-140
1. Request for Urgent Business Relationship (Alhaji D.
Bayero)
2. Strictly Confidential (Dr. Andrew A. Okoya)
3. Return of Request for Urgent Business Relationship
(Harriman Awele)
4. Strictly Confidential (Mr. Nat Chuka)
5. Son of Urgent Business Relationship
6. From Engr. Sadiq Dan-Musa
7. From the Tender Committee
8. Request of Busines Collaboration (Chief Emeka
Chukwu)
9. Urgent Business Relationship (sigh) (Dr. Bodex
Iyere)
10. Business Proposal (Dr. Stolen Name, B.Sc, M.Sc. Ph. D
MNIM, MCIA)
11. Business Proposal (Dr. Pat Gbens B.Sc.,M.Sc.Ph.D
MNIM,MCIA)
12. Attention President/CEO (Kayode Bello)
13. Participatory Financial Transaction (Engr. Bruno
Adams)
14. Urgent and Beneficial (Dr. Usman Bello)
15. Business Proposal (Bello again)
16. Business Proposal (Egobia Jude)
17. Strictly confidential/Urgent (Bello Abubakar)
18. Yours faithfully Joe Obaseki
19. Sign and Stamp Peter Usman and Alhaji Haruna
20. Yours faithfully Mr Charles Ibru
1-20 | 21-40 | 41-60 | 61-80 | 81-100 | 101-120 | 121-140
21. From Dr. Kotoko Kassim
22. Capital Flight (Olu Jacobs/Dr shafi.L.obajare)
23. Petroleum Trust Fund (Dada Bello)
24. Confidential Business Proposal (Olamide
Davies)
25. Overinvoiced accounts, yada yada [Dr. Odu Kabba]
26. The suffering masses of the Niger Delta (Kenneth
Birabi [P.hd])
27. Mr. John Abah wants to give you 5% of
$30.5million!
28. Usman Bello, or is it Bako ..to the tune of
US$21.5M [ also Dr. Teco Aloma, Dr. Moses Ukuta, Dr. Usman Atiko ]
29. Engr. Alex Edusa, or is it Edu ..to the tune of
US$21.5M (oh yeah, and Dr. Teco Aloma)
30. Life Time Opportunity from Dr. Idiamo
31. offshore account anywhere safe
32. FIFA World Youth Championship (Dr. Yussuf)
33. Urgent Business Execution (gulp) (Abu Waziri)
34. Request for Assistance (Alhaji Hassan Y. Mohammed)
35. Although this letter may come to you as a surprise... (Mr Hakeem Suleiman)
36. Although this letter may come to you as a surprise... (Dr. Hassan Ahmed)
37. Compliments of the season (Dr. Shehu Bin)
38. Trust Fund for Alms and Ammunition (Omar El-Dagash, Lukmon
Idris)
39. This contract was over invoiced (Dr. Sheriff Lawal)
40. The nature of your business is not particularly relevant (Dr. Kingsley Ude)
1-20 | 21-40 | 41-60 | 61-80 | 81-100 | <101-120 | 121-140
41. We did over-inflate the contracts (Mr. Kingsley
Chiugo)
42. Floating in the suspense account [Mr. Mark Yemego]
43. we will not want to miss this opportunity [Dr. Patrick
Osunde]
44. Dr. Ahmed Sani wants your money (ditto Dr. Mahmud Sule, Dr.
Pepple Ada, Dr. Aminu Tanko)
45. In search of a reliable and reputable person ( Dada Musa
)
46. Major Hamza AL- Mustapha is currently being detained (Taiwo
Adams)
47. I was to meet you in your country in the course of a
government delegation (Francis Osshoma, Ph.D.)
48. capital investment [Martins Opara]
49. quote this reference number (ve/s/09/99) in all your
responses [Dr. Philip Giwa]
50. My letter may come to you as surprise (Dr. Benjamin
Luwa)
51. My brother Maj. Hamza El-Mustapha and his mistress in
Lebanon
[Col. Zaki El-Mustapha (RTD.)]
52. NNPC and Ghana liquefied gas project [ Mr. Tunde Darocha
]
53. Harcourt and Warri refineries [ Dr.El-Baba Linkon
Ph.D,FNSE,mni ]
54. When I consulted the internet...your contact email came out
[
Saliu Mukhail ]
55. my only hope now is this available us$50,000,000 cash ( Lady
Maryam Abacha )
56. Nigerian football association, $12.8M [ Prince Adeola
Hopewell ]
57. Federal Government Contract Review Panel ( Dr Paul Obi / Dr Solomon Igbo / Mr Henry Aigbe )
58. Communication via Email is insecure for this Deal [ Usman
Bello ]
59. let Honesty and Trust be our watchword throughout this
transaction ( Dr. Sammy Eze )
60. the safety of our various families matters most [ Usman Bello ]
1-20 | 21-40 | 41-60 | 61-80 | 81-100 | 101-120 | 121-140
61. $20M lying around going to waste [Mr. Michael Okon]
62. Nigerian Federal Ministry of Works and Housing - a measly $16.5M [Ike Olarotimi (Engr)]
63. the trust reposed in you at this juncture is enormous (DR. Okonkwo Yemego)
64. we have been reliably informed of your honesty and ability
[Dr. Adams Powell]
65. Confidentiality is our watchword, mutual trust is our
beacon.
(Dr. Usman Bello)
66. I am Dr. Fred Ikem, king of stings. Look upon my works, ye mighty...
67. Call me tomorrow...so that we can get intimated [ Dr. Chris Okonkwo ]
68. Federal Government Contract Review Panel with bells on
( Dr. T. S. Adepipe )
69. My getting your address is the handwork of almighty God [ Dr. Henry Emeka Oha ]
70. this point of Victory, which is not too far away ( Engr. Garuba Bello )
71. in my search for a trust worthy and sincere person [ Engr. Peter Jacobs ]
72. Bello rides again: something went wrong with his Swiss bank account
73. I am a staff in the Federal Ministry of Mines and Power ( Frank Odili )
74. I was a moslem until a 18months ago when the master Jesus met me [ Audu Bamiayi ]
75. ...in preference to demanding or accepting bribes and kickbacks (Dr. D. Osayi)
76. Though my father died a natural death ( Lamin Bangura )
77. Ministry of Petroleum Resources, $30M [ Dr. Demola Johnson ]
78. oblige me details of your bank account [ Engr. Sani Muyiwa ]
79. a suitable percentage (%) will be mapped out ( Usman Tanko/Tanko Usman )
80. please keep trying till you get through ( Mr. Ben Alabi (MNIM) )
1-20 | 21-40 | 41-60 | 61-80 | 81-100 | 101-120 | 121-140
81. the operational word here are secrecy and confidentiality [ Prince Dr. Williams Amadi ]
82. Save Our Soul - 30% of $300M ( Zinab Abacha )
83. my country has no reward for hard labour and honesty [ Dr. Joseph Wayas ]
84. please treat it like a blood brother affair ( Dr. Chinaka Steve )
85. I am only trying my best not to be noticed by my government. [ Saleem Abdulsalami Abubakar, Dr., Uche J. Williams ]
86. It might surprise you why we choose you ( Dr. Jude Obi )
87. It is with heartful hope that I write [ Mrs. Anne Henri K. Bedie ]
88. this is only known to you, myself, and the widow Mrs. Maryam Abach ( Musa Muazu )
89. Nigerian Ministry of Aviation $36M [ Mr. Joe Wilson ]
90. Upon the recommendation of your goodself - 30/10/60 of $32M [ Bello Giwa ]
91. Through tenacious effort and well-expanded energy - 25/65/20 of $43.5M, hike! ( Dr. Sunday Okereke )
92. payable by solar draft or cheque in your name $17.3M [ Murtala Orinami ]
93. trustworthy businessman-qualities which are hard to find ( Mr. Paul Onyema, p.h.d Holder )
94. Of a Lori, to a Lori, Olori [ Engr. Richard Olori ]
95. Ein Ausländer, Verstorbene Ingenieur Johnson Creek ( Mr. Ade Olatude, Diplom Kaufman odudu ola )
96. Johnson Creek's hearse rides again... [ Paul Isimeme ]
97. Advise on lucrative areas for investment ($14.3M) [ Engr. Abel Ubekwu ]
98. ...the care of an obscure foreigner ( Amadi Howells ESQ / Polo Anyanwu / Estelle Djeri / Linda Akabo / Ahmed Tanko )
99. I need your assistance urgently - Orient Petroleum ( Martins Osagie / Alego Hassan ?)
1-20 | 21-40 | 41-60 | 61-80 | 81-100 | 101-120 | 121-140
100. All I request from you is a foreign account [ Dr. Ola Akins ]
101. FMPMR - a measly $18.6M ( Dr. Andrew Onyeije )
102. Bye and God Bless [ Dr. Emeka Bako ]
103. O, woe is me - 25% of $31M ( Dr. Jacob Owo )
104. That's Johnson JUAN Creek [ Rafiu Momoh ]
105. ...deep business relationship ( Dr. Rufai Garba )
106. Former chief chemist of the NNPC [ Pastor John Owo (b.Eng.Chem) ]
107. Undeclared windfall sales of crude oil, 30% of $15.5M ( Pat Uche )
108. Total ignorance of the business world, 20% of $22,054,000 (Lucky Kennedy)
109. Return of Turn Around Maintenance, 25% of $24M [ Mr. Phillip Asiodu ]
110. Thank you and God bless, 10% of $20M ( Dr Olu Cole )
111. Request for Assistance, National Economic Planning Commission, 30% of $18.36M [ Dr Paul B. Giwa ]
112. We believe that good people like you still exist in this world, 40% of $35M ( Dr Usman Musa )
113. A new life: Sweet heart, My name is [ Sanni Ahmed ]
114. My deepest prayers for you - 30% of $20M ( Mustapha Hassan )
115. I am not so vast in huge investment opportunities ( Mr. Michel Bumbo )
116. But this one is different, really! 10% of $20.1M - after tax [ John Momoh ]
117. I will not want my identity revealed [ Mrs. P. Mobutu Sese-Seko ]
118. Very urgent, please self my soul ( Susan Usman Bello / Mariam B. Wase? )
119. Mrs. Abacha gets a PhD ( ?% of $50M )[ Dr (Mrs.) Maryam Abacha ]
120. Ministry of Mines, Sierra Leone - 25% of $36.5M ( Captain Smart Ahmmed )
1-20 | 21-40 | 41-60 | 61-80 | 81-100 | 101-120 | 121-140
121. To be precise, I am David Johnson - 10% of $85M [ David Johnson ]
122. Return of Nigerian football association, some unknown % of $12.8M ( Dr. Dele Johnson )
123. Petroleum trust fund money release order - 27% of $32.7M [ Dr. Sam Okobi ]
124. Sierra-Leone Mining Co-operation, $30M (Paul Williams)
125. This is our life and I trust you with it [ Mariam Bola Wase ]
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