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Here's the latest of the letters...keep up the good work.
(sez a Kindly Contributor)
Note: sorry about the ALL CAPS; occasionally those are left in
to convey the original flavor. Please remember to take a breath
whenever you see a period.
From: DR. DEMOLA JOHNSON [mailto:demolajohnson@excite.com]
Sent: Saturday, August 05, 2000 9:40 PM
To: (Kindly Contributor)
Subject: REQUEST FOR URGENT BUSINESS RELATIONSHIP
DR. DEMOLA JOHNSON
LAGOS,
NIGERIA.
TEL/FAX: 234 1 7743241
DATE: AUGUST 6TH , 2000
ATTENTION: PRESIDENT/CEO.
DEAR SIR,
REQUEST FOR URGENT BUSINESS RELATIONSHIP.
FIRSTLY I MUST SOLICIT YOUR STRICTEST CONFIDENCE IN THIS SUBJECT. THIS
IS BY VIRTUE OF IT'S NATURE AS BEING UTTERLY CONFIDENTIAL AND TOP
SECRET. A MEMBER OF THE NIGERIA EXPORT PROMOTION COUNCIL (N.E.P.C.)
WHO WAS PART OF THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT DELEGATION TO YOUR
COUNTRY DURING A TRADE EXHIBITION GAVE YOUR PARTICULARS TO ME.I
HAVE DECIDED TO SEEK A CONFIDENTIAL OPERATION WITH YOU IN THE
EXECUTION OF THE DEAL DESCRIBED HEREUNDER FOR THE BENEFIT OF ALL
THE PARTIES AND HOPE THAT YOU KEEP IT TOP SECRET BECAUSE OF THE
NATURE OF THE BUSINESS.
WITHIN THE MINISTRY OF PETROLEUM RESOURCES WHERE I WORK AS A
DIRECTOR OF ENGINEERING AND PROJECTS, AND WITH THE CO-OPERATION OF
FOUR OTHER VERY TOP OFFICIALS, WE HAVE UNDER OUR CONTROL AS
OVERDUE CONTRACT PAYMENTS, BILLS TOTALING THIRTY ONE MILLION
UNITED STATES DOLLARS, WHICH WE WANT TO TRANSFER TO A FOREIGN
ACCOUNT, WITH THE ASSISTANCE AND CO-OPERATION OF A FOREIGN
COMPANY TO RECEIVE THE SAID FUNDS ON OUR BEHALF OR A RELIABLE
FOREIGN INDIVIDUAL ACCOUNT TO RECEIVE THE FUNDS.
THE SOURCE OF THE FUND IS AS FOLLOWS: DURING THE LAST MILITARY
GOVERNMENT HERE IN NIGERIA WHICH LASTED BOUT ELEVEN MONTHS,
GOVERNMENT OFFICIALS SET UP COMPANIES AND AWARDED THEMSELVES
VARIOUS CONTRACTS WHICH WERE GROSSLY OVER-INVOICED IN VARIOUS
MINISTRIES. THE PRESENT CIVILIAN GOVERNMENT IS NOT AWARE OF THE
ATROCITIES COMMITTED BY THEIR PREDECESSORS AND AS A RESULT, WE
HAVE A LOT OF SUCH OVER INVOICED CONTRACT PAYMENT S PENDING WHICH
WE HAVE IDENTIFIED FLOATING AT THE CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA READY
FOR PAYMENT. HOWEVER BY VIRTUE OF OUR POSITION AS CIVIL SERVANTS,
WE CANNOT ACQUIRE THIS MONEY IN OUR NAMES. I WAS THEREFORE
DELEGATED AS A MATTER OF URGENCY BY MY COLLEAGUES TO LOOK FOR AN
OVER SEAS PARTNER INTO WHOSE ACCOUNT WE WOULD TRANSFER THE SUM
OF US$31,000,000.00 ( THIRTY ONE MILLION UNITED STATES DOLLARS) HENCE
WE ARE WRITING YOU THIS LETTER.
SINCE THE PRESENT CIVILIAN GOVERNMENT IS DETERMINED TO PAY FOREIGN
CONTRACTORS L DEBTS OWED SO AS TO MAINTAIN AN AMIABLE
RELATIONSHIP WITH FOREIGN GOVERNMENTS AND NON GOVERNMENT
FINANCIAL AGENCIES. WE HAVE DECIDED TO INCLUDE OUR BILLS FOR
APPROVAL WITH THE CO-OPERATION OF SOME OFFICIALS OF THE FEDERAL
MINISTRY OF FINANCE (F.M.F) AND THE CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA (C.B.N).
WE ARE SEEKING YOUR ASSISTANCE IN PROVIDING US WITH A GOOD COMPANY
ACCOUNT OR ANY OTHER OFFSHORE BANK ACCOUNT INTO WHICH WE CAN
REMIT THIS MONEY BY ACTING OUR MAIN PARTNER AND TRUSTEE OR ACTING
AS THE ORIGINAL CONTRACTOR. THIS WE CAN DO BY SWAPPING OF ACCOUNT
INFORMATION AND CHANGING OF BENEFICIARY AND OTHER PERTINENT
INFORMATION TO APPLY FOR PAYMENT. BY THIS ACT, WE WOULD BE USING
YOUR COMPANY INFORMATION TO APPLY FOR PAYMENT, AND PREPARE
LETTERS OF CLAIM AND JOB DESCRIPTION ON BEHALF OF YOUR COMPANY.
THIS PROCESS WOULD BE AN INTERNAL ARRANGEMENT WITH THE
DEPARTMENTS CONCERNED.
I HAVE THE AUTHORITY OF MY PARTNERS INVOLVED TO PROPOSE THAT
SHOULD YOU BE WILLING TO ASSIST US IN THIS TRANSACTION, YOUR SHARE AS
COMPENSATION WILL BE US$6.2 MILLION (20%), US$21.7 MILLION (70%) FOR US
AND US$3.1 (10%) FOR TAXATION AND MISCELLANEOUS EXPENSES.
THE BUSINESS ITSELF IS 100% SAFE, PROVIDED YOU TREAT IT WITH UTMOST
SECRECY AND CONFIDENTIALITY. ALSO YOUR RE OF SPECIALIZATION IS NOT
M HINDRANCE TO THE SUCCESSFUL EXECUTION OF THIS TRANSACTION. I
HAVE REPOSED MY CONFIDENCE IN YOU AND HOPE THAT YOU WILL NOT
DISAPPOINT ME. CALL OR FAX YOUR RESPONSE ON MY DIRECT TELEPHONE
AND FAX: 234 1 7743241 TO INDICATE YOUR WILLINGNESS IN ASSISTING US. I
WILL BRING THE COMPLETE PICTURE OF THE TRANSACTION TO YOUR
KNOWLEDGE WHEN I HAVE HEARD FROM YOU.
FOR REASON OF CONFIDENTIALITY, YOU CAN FAX TO US FAX NO: 1 646 514
4352
THANKS FOR YOUR CO-OPERATION,
YOURS FAITHFULLY,
DR. DEMOLA JOHNSON
But wait - don't touch that checkbook! because you also get:
THE FIRST 125
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1. Request for Urgent Business Relationship (Alhaji D.
Bayero)
2. Strictly Confidential (Dr. Andrew A. Okoya)
3. Return of Request for Urgent Business Relationship
(Harriman Awele)
4. Strictly Confidential (Mr. Nat Chuka)
5. Son of Urgent Business Relationship
6. From Engr. Sadiq Dan-Musa
7. From the Tender Committee
8. Request of Busines Collaboration (Chief Emeka
Chukwu)
9. Urgent Business Relationship (sigh) (Dr. Bodex
Iyere)
10. Business Proposal (Dr. Stolen Name, B.Sc, M.Sc. Ph. D
MNIM, MCIA)
11. Business Proposal (Dr. Pat Gbens B.Sc.,M.Sc.Ph.D
MNIM,MCIA)
12. Attention President/CEO (Kayode Bello)
13. Participatory Financial Transaction (Engr. Bruno
Adams)
14. Urgent and Beneficial (Dr. Usman Bello)
15. Business Proposal (Bello again)
16. Business Proposal (Egobia Jude)
17. Strictly confidential/Urgent (Bello Abubakar)
18. Yours faithfully Joe Obaseki
19. Sign and Stamp Peter Usman and Alhaji Haruna
20. Yours faithfully Mr Charles Ibru
1-20 | 21-40 | 41-60 | 61-80 | 81-100 | 101-120 | 121-140
21. From Dr. Kotoko Kassim
22. Capital Flight (Olu Jacobs/Dr shafi.L.obajare)
23. Petroleum Trust Fund (Dada Bello)
24. Confidential Business Proposal (Olamide
Davies)
25. Overinvoiced accounts, yada yada [Dr. Odu Kabba]
26. The suffering masses of the Niger Delta (Kenneth
Birabi [P.hd])
27. Mr. John Abah wants to give you 5% of
$30.5million!
28. Usman Bello, or is it Bako ..to the tune of
US$21.5M [ also Dr. Teco Aloma, Dr. Moses Ukuta, Dr. Usman Atiko ]
29. Engr. Alex Edusa, or is it Edu ..to the tune of
US$21.5M (oh yeah, and Dr. Teco Aloma)
30. Life Time Opportunity from Dr. Idiamo
31. offshore account anywhere safe
32. FIFA World Youth Championship (Dr. Yussuf)
33. Urgent Business Execution (gulp) (Abu Waziri)
34. Request for Assistance (Alhaji Hassan Y. Mohammed)
35. Although this letter may come to you as a surprise... (Mr Hakeem Suleiman)
36. Although this letter may come to you as a surprise... (Dr. Hassan Ahmed)
37. Compliments of the season (Dr. Shehu Bin)
38. Trust Fund for Alms and Ammunition (Omar El-Dagash, Lukmon
Idris)
39. This contract was over invoiced (Dr. Sheriff Lawal)
40. The nature of your business is not particularly relevant (Dr. Kingsley Ude)
1-20 | 21-40 | 41-60 | 61-80 | 81-100 | <101-120 | 121-140
41. We did over-inflate the contracts (Mr. Kingsley
Chiugo)
42. Floating in the suspense account [Mr. Mark Yemego]
43. we will not want to miss this opportunity [Dr. Patrick
Osunde]
44. Dr. Ahmed Sani wants your money (ditto Dr. Mahmud Sule, Dr.
Pepple Ada, Dr. Aminu Tanko)
45. In search of a reliable and reputable person ( Dada Musa
)
46. Major Hamza AL- Mustapha is currently being detained (Taiwo
Adams)
47. I was to meet you in your country in the course of a
government delegation (Francis Osshoma, Ph.D.)
48. capital investment [Martins Opara]
49. quote this reference number (ve/s/09/99) in all your
responses [Dr. Philip Giwa]
50. My letter may come to you as surprise (Dr. Benjamin
Luwa)
51. My brother Maj. Hamza El-Mustapha and his mistress in
Lebanon
[Col. Zaki El-Mustapha (RTD.)]
52. NNPC and Ghana liquefied gas project [ Mr. Tunde Darocha
]
53. Harcourt and Warri refineries [ Dr.El-Baba Linkon
Ph.D,FNSE,mni ]
54. When I consulted the internet...your contact email came out
[
Saliu Mukhail ]
55. my only hope now is this available us$50,000,000 cash ( Lady
Maryam Abacha )
56. Nigerian football association, $12.8M [ Prince Adeola
Hopewell ]
57. Federal Government Contract Review Panel ( Dr Paul Obi / Dr Solomon Igbo / Mr Henry Aigbe )
58. Communication via Email is insecure for this Deal [ Usman
Bello ]
59. let Honesty and Trust be our watchword throughout this
transaction ( Dr. Sammy Eze )
60. the safety of our various families matters most [ Usman Bello ]
1-20 | 21-40 | 41-60 | 61-80 | 81-100 | 101-120 | 121-140
61. $20M lying around going to waste [Mr. Michael Okon]
62. Nigerian Federal Ministry of Works and Housing - a measly $16.5M [Ike Olarotimi (Engr)]
63. the trust reposed in you at this juncture is enormous (DR. Okonkwo Yemego)
64. we have been reliably informed of your honesty and ability
[Dr. Adams Powell]
65. Confidentiality is our watchword, mutual trust is our
beacon.
(Dr. Usman Bello)
66. I am Dr. Fred Ikem, king of stings. Look upon my works, ye mighty...
67. Call me tomorrow...so that we can get intimated [ Dr. Chris Okonkwo ]
68. Federal Government Contract Review Panel with bells on
( Dr. T. S. Adepipe )
69. My getting your address is the handwork of almighty God [ Dr. Henry Emeka Oha ]
70. this point of Victory, which is not too far away ( Engr. Garuba Bello )
71. in my search for a trust worthy and sincere person [ Engr. Peter Jacobs ]
72. Bello rides again: something went wrong with his Swiss bank account
73. I am a staff in the Federal Ministry of Mines and Power ( Frank Odili )
74. I was a moslem until a 18months ago when the master Jesus met me [ Audu Bamiayi ]
75. ...in preference to demanding or accepting bribes and kickbacks (Dr. D. Osayi)
76. Though my father died a natural death ( Lamin Bangura )
77. Ministry of Petroleum Resources, $30M [ Dr. Demola Johnson ]
78. oblige me details of your bank account [ Engr. Sani Muyiwa ]
79. a suitable percentage (%) will be mapped out ( Usman Tanko/Tanko Usman )
80. please keep trying till you get through ( Mr. Ben Alabi (MNIM) )
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81. the operational word here are secrecy and confidentiality [ Prince Dr. Williams Amadi ]
82. Save Our Soul - 30% of $300M ( Zinab Abacha )
83. my country has no reward for hard labour and honesty [ Dr. Joseph Wayas ]
84. please treat it like a blood brother affair ( Dr. Chinaka Steve )
85. I am only trying my best not to be noticed by my government. [ Saleem Abdulsalami Abubakar, Dr., Uche J. Williams ]
86. It might surprise you why we choose you ( Dr. Jude Obi )
87. It is with heartful hope that I write [ Mrs. Anne Henri K. Bedie ]
88. this is only known to you, myself, and the widow Mrs. Maryam Abach ( Musa Muazu )
89. Nigerian Ministry of Aviation $36M [ Mr. Joe Wilson ]
90. Upon the recommendation of your goodself - 30/10/60 of $32M [ Bello Giwa ]
91. Through tenacious effort and well-expanded energy - 25/65/20 of $43.5M, hike! ( Dr. Sunday Okereke )
92. payable by solar draft or cheque in your name $17.3M [ Murtala Orinami ]
93. trustworthy businessman-qualities which are hard to find ( Mr. Paul Onyema, p.h.d Holder )
94. Of a Lori, to a Lori, Olori [ Engr. Richard Olori ]
95. Ein Ausländer, Verstorbene Ingenieur Johnson Creek ( Mr. Ade Olatude, Diplom Kaufman odudu ola )
96. Johnson Creek's hearse rides again... [ Paul Isimeme ]
97. Advise on lucrative areas for investment ($14.3M) [ Engr. Abel Ubekwu ]
98. ...the care of an obscure foreigner ( Amadi Howells ESQ / Polo Anyanwu / Estelle Djeri / Linda Akabo / Ahmed Tanko )
99. I need your assistance urgently - Orient Petroleum ( Martins Osagie / Alego Hassan ?)
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100. All I request from you is a foreign account [ Dr. Ola Akins ]
101. FMPMR - a measly $18.6M ( Dr. Andrew Onyeije )
102. Bye and God Bless [ Dr. Emeka Bako ]
103. O, woe is me - 25% of $31M ( Dr. Jacob Owo )
104. That's Johnson JUAN Creek [ Rafiu Momoh ]
105. ...deep business relationship ( Dr. Rufai Garba )
106. Former chief chemist of the NNPC [ Pastor John Owo (b.Eng.Chem) ]
107. Undeclared windfall sales of crude oil, 30% of $15.5M ( Pat Uche )
108. Total ignorance of the business world, 20% of $22,054,000 (Lucky Kennedy)
109. Return of Turn Around Maintenance, 25% of $24M [ Mr. Phillip Asiodu ]
110. Thank you and God bless, 10% of $20M ( Dr Olu Cole )
111. Request for Assistance, National Economic Planning Commission, 30% of $18.36M [ Dr Paul B. Giwa ]
112. We believe that good people like you still exist in this world, 40% of $35M ( Dr Usman Musa )
113. A new life: Sweet heart, My name is [ Sanni Ahmed ]
114. My deepest prayers for you - 30% of $20M ( Mustapha Hassan )
115. I am not so vast in huge investment opportunities ( Mr. Michel Bumbo )
116. But this one is different, really! 10% of $20.1M - after tax [ John Momoh ]
117. I will not want my identity revealed [ Mrs. P. Mobutu Sese-Seko ]
118. Very urgent, please self my soul ( Susan Usman Bello / Mariam B. Wase? )
119. Mrs. Abacha gets a PhD ( ?% of $50M )[ Dr (Mrs.) Maryam Abacha ]
120. Ministry of Mines, Sierra Leone - 25% of $36.5M ( Captain Smart Ahmmed )
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121. To be precise, I am David Johnson - 10% of $85M [ David Johnson ]
122. Return of Nigerian football association, some unknown % of $12.8M ( Dr. Dele Johnson )
123. Petroleum trust fund money release order - 27% of $32.7M [ Dr. Sam Okobi ]
124. Sierra-Leone Mining Co-operation, $30M (Paul Williams)
125. This is our life and I trust you with it [ Mariam Bola Wase ]
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