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Subject: BUSSINESS ASSISTANCE
To: (Kindly Contributor)
Date: Tue, 12 Sep 2000 01:53:16 +0000

BELLO GIWA
E-MAIL BELLOGIWA@ARABIA.COM
LAGOS NIGERIA

UPON THE RECOMMENDATION OF YOUR GOODSELF GATHERED FROM THE CORPORATE OFFICE OF OUR TRADE MINISTRY, I NOW COMMENCE ON THIS TRANSACTION WITH YOU, ON THE ASSUMPTION THAT YOU WILL NOT DISAPPOINT US.

WE HAVE THIRTY TWO MILLION US DOLLARS (US$32MILLION) WHICH WE MADE UP FROM OVER INFLATED CONTRACT IN THE NIGERIAN NATIONAL PETROLEUM CORPORATION (NNPC).

WE ARE SEEKING YOUR ASSISTANCE AND PERMISSION TO REMIT THE AMOUNT INTO YOUR ACCOUNT. YOUR COMMISION WILL BE 30% OF THE TOTAL SUM, 10 % FOR CONTINGENCIES AND THE BALANCE OF THE 60% FOR MY COLLEAGUES AND ME.

COULD YOU PLEASE NOTIFY ME OF YOUR ACCEPTANCE TO CARRY OUT THIS TRANSACTION URGENTLY, THROUGH THE EMAIL ADDRESS ABOVE ONLY ON RECEIPT OF YOUR MESSAGE, I SHALL INTURN INFORM YOU OF OTHER MODALITIES FOR FORMAL APPLICATION TO SECURE THE NECESSARY APPROVALS FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE OF THE FUND INTO YOUR ACCOUNT.

And then they wrote...