KÄRÄOKE FÜR FÜHRER UND VOLK


Harold Stassen is back! Harold was last seen in SPANDAU BALLET.

Good evening.
...This one involves a woman with "Cancer of the Pelvics" who is looking for a worthy cause to donate to before she dies.
I noticed a change in voice from "Marria" about half way through the correspondence - notice how the salutation goes from "Dear Harold Stassen" to "Dear," and "Dears," with no name following, and it seems the latter mails are pushing harder. Maybe it's nothing, maybe Harold got handed off to a more experienced scammer.
I had fun with these folks, but think I got a little greedy - I SO wanted to get a photo of them holding my "Kriegslieder Karaoke Kompetition" poster that I blew it at the end. Well, maybe I'll get my souvenir next time out.
Take care,
"Harold"

The Scammers:
Marria Kuba - Dying altruistic cancer patient
MR.HENRY KOROMA - Foreign Operation Department, Ets Danhoun Securities & Fils
versus
Harold Stassen - Retired (and deaf) Wehrmacht officer
[The real Harold Stassen was an American politician and perennial presidential hopeful.
He left his job as a district attorney to serve in the US Navy during World War II.]

Wilhelm Diebardt - Harold's attorney
Rolf - Harold's friend (mentioned in passing)
Helga - mentioned in passing, in picture

Classically scamalicious elements are called out in places for the new visitor


Marria Kuba

[Opening shot]

Sun, 4 May 2008

Dearest Friend, PLEASE READ CAREFULLY AND GET BACK TO ME.;
I crave your indulgence at this mail coming from somebody you have not know before. I decided to do this after praying over the situation. You should please consider the transaction on its content and not the fact that you have not known me before. I need not dwell on how I came by your contact information because there are many such possibilities these days.

I would like to introduce myself as Mrs. Marria Kuba, of Repulic of Benin, widow to Late Mr.Sheik Kuba (for Consular of the benin embassy in Madrid,Spain.I have been recently been daigonosed of Cancer of the Pelvics. I am writing from my sick bed in a CHINESE HOSPITAL here in Benin Republic. There is this consignment (containg US$29.5Million cash, in US$100 bills) my husband deposited with a security company, here in Cotonou,Republic of Benin of which I am the next of kin. With my health condition and because my husb and and I have no child I am looking for a credible person to whom I will pass the right of next of kin. This person will apply to the company and request, from them, the procedure towards retrieving the consignment from them.This is on the condition that you will take 25% of the fund for yourself, 5% used for expenses, while you will use the remaining 70% for the less previlege people in the society. This is in fulfilment of the last request of my husband: that a substantial part of the fund be used to carter for the less previleged.

If this condition is acceptable to you, you should contact me immediately with your full names and contact information so that I will send you all the documents that the company gave to my husband when the consignment was deposited. So that you will contact the company directly, and demand from them the procedure towards retrieving the consignment from their company.I cannot predict what will be my fate by the time you wll r ecieve the fund, but you should please ensure that the fund is used as i have described above. I look forward to your response to this Email kubamrsmarria04@yahoo.com

Best Regards
Mrs. Marria Kuba

[Your basic CANCER letter.]

Harold Stassen to Maria Kuba
Sent: Sat 5/03/08

Mrs Kuba,

I am in sympathizing with you - pelvics is tough. Many of my former kameraden have living in hard times because our former employer, the Third Reich, has gone out of busniess, taking with it our Wehrmacht pensions and the like. Only those like Goerring who were able to stash away some of those richness of country we occupy have ease. It is this fund I wish to establishment - for officers as me who have servered the Vaterland goodly, yet are in dire povertiness now.

If this is agreement to you, please write.

I am yours,

Harold Stassen
Marria Kuba to Harold Stassen
Date: Sat, 3 May 2008
Subject: I wait urgently for your reply

My Good Friend Harold Stassen ,

I read your mail with happiness, Please be of good help to me, I really want the poor masses to survive because I came from a poor family before getting married to my late rich husband, My late husband married me out of sympathy because he saw my family suffering, He made up his mind to marry me in order to help my family out It will surprise you that for the love of the less privilege people in the society, My late husband ask me to make sure that the biggest share of the fund goes to the poor and the needy.

Please will you stand for me to claim this fund and use it wise as planed by both me and my late husband? I would love you to be sincere and honest, You shall partake greatly from this project, I have already map out 25% for your assistance, Also any expenses you incurred, I also set aside 5% for it, Which means that you are entitle to 30%, then the rest, you share to the less privilege people in the society. please let me know you well, Can you send to me your full profiles and contact details,

Your full name and house adderss
Your age and your marriage status
Your Occupation
Your phone number

Once I receive the above details, I will be so glad to forward you a text of application which you shall send to the security company as my beneficiary to enable the security company approve you the new beneficiary of the fund consignment, Please Tell me, Are you a christian or what?.

God bless you as I wait urgently for your reply, I am more weaker day after day, Please do urgent so that you will be approved as my new beneficiary of the fund before I die, I will die a happy death to hear that you have been approved my beneficiary so that you can handle this project.as i told you that i am now in the hospital bed writing with Lab-Top. So go ahead and asist me, dont be afraid for is not a joke.
Till I hear from you, bless you

Mrs.Marria Kuba
Harold Stassen to Maria Kuba
Sent: Sun 5/04/08

Mrs Kuba,

I must say you now, I am not Christian, though I was borned as a Christian. If this is requirement or problem, ok, nice meeting you.

I, also, am having health issues for I am 96 years old of age and do not hear - I am deaf from military injury some years back ago. Perhaps I am not your

man, yes?

Write of me and tell me.

Yours,

H. S.
Marria Kuba to Harold Stassen
Date: Mon, 5 May 2008
Subject: I wait urgently for your reply

My Good Friend Harold Stassen

how are you ? and your family mary God be with you and your family

Please will you stand for me to claim this fund and use it wise as planed by both me and my late husband? I would love you to be sincere and honest, You shall partake greatly from this project, I have already map out 25% for your assistance, Also any expenses you incurred, I also set aside 5% for it, Which means that you are entitle to 30%, then the rest, you share to the less privilege people in the society.please let me know you well, Can you send to me your full profiles and contact details,

Your full name and house adderss
Your age and your marriage status
Your Occupation
Your phone number

Once I receive the above details, I will be so glad to forward you a text of application which you shall send to the security company as my beneficiary to enable the security company approve you the new beneficiary of the fund consignment, Please Tell me, Are you a christian or what?.
God bless you as I wait urgently for your reply, I am more weaker day after day, Please do urgent so that you will be approved as my new beneficiary of the fund before I die, I will die a happy death to hear that you have been approved my beneficiary so that you can handle this project.

as i told you that i am now in the hospital bed writing with Lab-Top. So go ahead and asist me, dont be afraid for is not a joke.
Till I hear from you, bless you

Mrs.Marria Kuba

[You're not imagining it, this is almost exactly like 'her' earlier letter.]

Harold Stassen to Maria Kuba
Sent: Tue 5/06/08

Miss Kuba,

How pleasantry it is to have your mail. I am hoping all is well you, as well as can be anyway.

I have not writ because I have been pondering and pondering your offer - I would like to do if you would too. So much I can do for our retired Wehrmacht officers - many have no fundings and live by doing things. With many of them I spoke and would say "If you could have a retirement place for us, where would you like haveing it?" and it is funny - you may laugh - but the answerings is so diffenential! Those who had in Russia been will say me "Anyplace warm!" and those from the Afrika Corps will say me "Anyplace cold!" while those from France and Holland will say "Dijon!" So all will be happy, I have seen a spot, Joplin, Missouri, which fulfills much of they needs. With your kind help and blessings I will like to be building the "Mrs. Marria Kuba Haus fur die Wehrmachter" - a place where old kameraden can be with other old kameraden and do things. My dream, and maybe you too?

I have below given my informations - if more is needed by you, you write me.

Write me soon,

Yours,
H. S.

--------------------------
Name: Harold Stassen
Address: 6214 East 47th Street, Chicago .Suite 69
Age: 96
Marital Status: Widower
Phone: I have none - I have been deaf since 1945 from a military injury. Helga used to use the phone for me, but I took it out when she passed away.
Occupation: Retired Military/Investments
Marria Kuba to Harold Stassen
Date: Wed, 7 May 2008
Subject: THE APPLICATION OF CHANGE OF THE BENEFICIARY STATUS

Dearest Harold Stassen
Thanks for your informations i'm happy for your urgent reply, below is the application form which you will send to the company for the change of ownership, Please copy and print the below massage of application, full and sign it and send to the company email address written below.
Let me know once you do that so that i will advice you what to do next to enable you get the fund,
Thanks And Regard,
Mrs.Marria Kuba.
Harold Stassen to HENRY KOROMA
Sent: Wed 5/07/08

To: ets.danhounsecurities@techie.com

Hello, Herr Doktor,

I am one Harold Stassen, friend and partner of Mrs.Marria Kuba. She say me to fill form and send to you, so it is attacched for you. Please writ to say what next.

I am yours,

Harold Stassen

[A typed version of the Word document sent to the attorney]

THE APPLICATION OF CHANGE OF THE BENEFICIARY STATUS

Attn: DR.HENRY KOROMA,
Ets Danhoun Securities & Fils,
Foreign Operation Department.
Cotonou République Du Bénin.
TEL: 00229-93-983887
EMAIL: ets.danhounsecurities@techie.com

SIR,
IT IS MY PLEASURE TO TENDER THIS APPLICATION TO YOUR NOBLE COMPANY IN REGARDS TO CHANGING OF THE BENEFICIARY STATUS OF THE CONSIGNMENT WITH DEPOSIT CODE Ní: (XXXXFGCC/6545) AND TRANSACTION CODE Ní:(EDF/471/2210KK) TO MY FAVOUR, AS AUTHORISED BY Mr.Sheik Kuba (late) IN THE CONTRACT AGREEMENT BETWEEN.

I Harold Stassen ,of address, 6214 East 47th Street,Chicago .Suite 69 ,APPLY FOR THE CHANGE OF BENEFICIARY STATUS FAVOURING MYSELF, I WISH AS THE RIGHTFUL PERSON DEMANDS FOR YOUR PROCEDURES IN MAKING ME THE RIGHTFUL AND NEW BENEFICIARY AS I HAVE BEEN CONFIRMED THE RIGHTFUL PERSON BY THE ORIGINAL NEXT OF KIN TO THE CONSIGNMENT (Mrs.Marria Kuba), I WISH THE CHANGE BE MADE ON MY FAVOUR WITH IMMEDIATE EFECT, PLEASE COMMUNICATE Mrs.Marria Kuba FOR CONFIRMATION.

THANKS FOR YOUR ANTICIPATED CO-OPERATION AND I WILL APPRECIATE YOUR URGENT RESPONSE.

YOURS SINCERELY
Harold Stassen
SINGN

Harold Stassen to Maria Kuba
Sent: Wed 5/07/08

Mrs Kuba,

I am excitements that I have writ to the guy for the moneys. He will have it soon.

Please, the next thing?

Yours,
H. S.
HENRY KOROMA to Harold Stassen
From: ets.danhounsecurities@techie.com

Date: Fri, 9 May 2008

Subject: Ets Danhoun Securities & Fils
ACKNOWLEDGEMENT LETTER
ATTN: HAROLD STASSEN,

SIR,
THIS IS TO ACKNOWLEDGED THE RECEIPT OF YOUR APPLICATION TENDERED TO THIS NOBLE OFFICE TODAY BEING Wed, 7 May 2008 IN REGARD TO THE CHANGE OF BENEFICIARY STATUS OF THE CONSIGNMENT WITH DEPOSIT CODE NO:XXXXFGCC/6545 AND TRANSACTION CODE NO:EDF/471/2210KK DEPOSITED IN OUR CUSTODY BY MR.SHEIK KUBA (Late) ON YOUR FAVOUR.
REGARDS TO THIS, WE ADVICE YOU TO FORWARD TO US THE COPY OF YOUR INTERNATIONAL PASSPORT FOR IDENTIFICATION HENCE YOU ARE SEEKING FOR APPROVAL AS THE NOMINATED BENEFICIARY OF MRS.MARRIA KUBA.
FURTHER MORE WE ADVICE YOU TO FORWARD TO THIS OFFICE A LEGALISED POWER OF ATTORNEY ISSUED TO YOU BY THE ORIGINAL NEXT OF KIN (MRS.MARRIA KUBA), THIS WILL CONFIRM TO US THAT YOU ARE THE RIGHTFUL PERSON CHOSEN TO BE PROCESSED THE APPROVAL OF BENEFICIARY STATUS IN HIS FAVOUR.

WE SHALL EXPECT THAT YOU VISIT OUR OFFICE ON OR BEFORE 14th MAY 2008

WITH ALL THE REQUIREMENTS TO ENABLE YOUR APPLICATION OBTAIN THE APPROVAL WHICH YOU DEMANDED BUT SHOULD YOU FIND IT DIFFICULT TO VISIT US HERE AT THIS VERY TIME, THEN ASK MRS.MARRIA KUBA TO APPONIT AN ATTORNEY TO RENDER HIS LEGAL SERVICE ON YOUR BEHALF HERE IN OUR OFFICE.
ANTICIPATING HEARING URGENTLY FROM YOU SOON.
YOURS SINCERELY.
MR.HENRY KOROMA
(Foreign Operation Department, Ets Danhoun Securities & Fils,Cotonou Republique Du Benin, Tel +229-93-93983887)
Harold Stassen to HENRY KOROMA
Sent: Fri 5/09/08
To: ETS DANHOUN SECURITIES (ets.danhounsecurities@techie.com)

Mr Koroma,

It is good for you to contact me - many appreciations.

I have no passports for it is long since that I have traveled from this country - all I have is the included Soldier Identifying Kart, is this good?

Many thanks for this opportunity.

Yours,
H. S.


[WWII German Soldier's ID book, taken off the web with Harold's signature added]

Marria Kuba to Harold Stassen
Date: Fri, 9 May 2008
Subject: please let me know

Dear Harold Stassen,
how are you and your family mary the Good God be with you alway Thank for your mail ,

please any time that the company emails you please let me know so i will advised you what to do ok

Mrs Marria Kuba
Harold Stassen to Maria Kuba
Sent: Sat 5/10/08

Good morning to you and I hope you well.

The company sent mail to me and I send back to them my soldier identification - they say they are in need of my passport which I do not have. I have been in this country since 50 years when my departed wife and I moved from Argentina with other former officers and their wives - I do not like the pampas but do like here.

We will see what the company has to tell me of, then we will mail more.

Yours,

H. S.
Marria Kuba to Harold Stassen
Date: Mon, 12 May 2008
Subject: how are you and your family to day?

Dear Harold Stassen
how are you and your family to day?
yes
please forward the Email that company sent to you please world like to see it so i will advised you what to do ok

Mrs Marria Kuba
Harold Stassenn to Maria Kuba
Sent: Mon 5/12/08

Please - I write him back, he does not reply yet. You will hear of me when he writes me back.

I have excitements for our business. I have told my kameraden we have anonymous person [somebody with no name] who will support our cause - nice retirement home for we in Wehrmacht. They happy with this, but not liking my choice of Joplin. I tell them it was once place as convent for holy sisters in church, will have good vibes. They argue no good, so we meet tonight to make decisions. Will tell you of that.

Yours,

H. S.
Marria Kuba to Harold Stassen
Date: Tue, 13 May 2008
Subject: how are you today

Hello Harold Stassen
how are you today and your family?
iam stil watin for you to forword me the mail that company sent to you

Thank you

Mrs Marria Kuba
Harold Stassenn to Maria Kuba
Sent: Tue 5/13/08

Mrs,

Below is what the company has sent - I wrote back.

This may be all for nothing - for last night we met to talk of our new retirement home and would you know? All disagreement, especially between those who had been soldiers in the East and those in Afrika. These from the East say we want to be where the weather is warm because in Russia it had got so cold we could not even play our favorite soldier game "I Got Your Nose" ["Ich Habe Deinen Nase"] because when we would pull our hands away, we HAD their noses because the extremity of cold made noses so brittle. And those from Afrika say they want coolness because the heat makes Nords sweat like swine and burns the skin and gives nasal diptheria like Rommel had!

So much fighting I feel maybe you would be better giving your generosity to those who can do as you wish without making troubles with their friends.

Please advise to me.

Yours,
H. S.

Forwarded her THE ACKNOWLEDGEMENT LETTER - as above

Marria Kuba to Harold Stassen
Sent: Wed 5/14/08

Dear,
Ok today the lawyer will bring to me the power of attorney which I signed and he has left for the high court to legalise the document, once he provide me with the document I will send to you.
But the lawyer said it shall cost you little money for approval in your favour, please just make sure you are approved as my beneificiary, I shall send you the proof so that you see the picture of the consignment.
Open the attachment to see it. when my late husband was taking some money before his death.
Please you can do this with your family and all your friends who accept this with you, and those who do not accept forget them.
Bless you,
Marria


Picture of the money in storage (more here)

Marria Kuba to Harold Stassen
Date: Wed, 14 May 2008
Subject: the legalised power of attorney, pls send it to the company

Dear

Open the attached document to see the legalised power of attorney, Please send to to the security company because they demanded for it, Also you said you sent the copy of your Military ID card to the company as they demanded.

Please send to them this copy of power of attroeny immediately to the company without any delayance.

please be fast, I love you get approved as my new beneficiary and the lawyer arrange for the delivery of the fund consignment to you before I close my eyes in death.

Please urgent.

Mrs.Marria


Power of attorney sent by Marria

Harold Stassen to Maria Kuba
Sent: Wed 5/14/08

Mrs Marria,

I hope you are feeling today. You have send me the attorney thing and I am thinking maybe you should rethink of me. Members of the group for which I wants the moneys are fighting over the simpler of thing! Some do not wish to go to Joplin because it was a house of womens, Sisters of the Order of Saint Beryl - the Leaping Beryllians as they call theyselves - and the space is commodious yet the commodes are atrocious - they say there are no men's standing urinating porcelains and want nothing of that. Some say if we go for Missouree we must look at Branson so there will be thing to do when we tire of remembering with each other. Other persons say the south of Frankreich for it is nice, but the maquis still look for some of us. Others go on and on. I will not continue to waste you time with the whole megillah, but Wehrmacht officers should not fight!

Before you die, please make a reconsider of the peoples you want for money. Better perhaps are those who will do Christly things like having orphanages and bingo parlors, is this not true?

I wait to hear of you.

Yours,
H. S.

[The "Sisters of Saint Beryl" or "The Leaping Beryllians" were featured in the original "Bedazzled" with Peter Cook and Dudley Moore.
The "maquis" is a name given to resistance fighters in France during WWII]

Marria Kuba to Harold Stassen
Date: Thu, 15 May 2008
Subject: how are you and your family?

Dear Harold Stassen
how are you and your family?
Do not herd for you what is heppy? PLEASE GET BACK TO ME ok
thank you God bless you
Mrs marria Kuba
Marria Kuba to Harold Stassen
Subject: did you send the copy of the power of attorney to the company??
Sent: Thu 5/15/08

Dear,
Relax and receive the fund consignment, then I will tell you waht to do, just forget your friend who say no or yes, I want you to be approved and you receive the fund consignment successfully, then you will like your self, again I will work it out and tell you whom to offer the funds.Now the lawyer said that to make you my beneficiary in the company, you must pay approval charges of only $1000 so that you will be approved the beneficiary and i shall send you then approval documents which we shall receive from the company.
Please have you send the copy of the power of attorney which i sent to you to the company? Please send it urgently to the company also ask the company director where to send them approval charges of $1000, then the company will advise you how you send the money to them so that they will approve you and then release the consignment to you by shipment or other means.
Please do not disapoonit me.
Bless you,
Marria
Harold Stassen to Maria Kuba
Sent: Fri 5/16/08

Mrs Marria,

Tonight I see my friends and we talk of our project - after this talk I will write about what we have say.

Gay ga zinta hate.

H. S.
Marria Kuba to Harold Stassen
Date: Sat, 17 May 2008
Dear,

Please I am still waiting for you, the company must be waiting for you to send them the legalised power of attorney which i sent to you and also send them the 1000 USdollar to the company so that they approve you and bring the consignment to you.

i am waiting urgently,

Bless you,
Marria
Harold Stassen to Maria Kuba
Sent: Sat 5/17/08

Mrs Marria,

I know I am keeping peoples waiting, but this is big business and must be planned with likeness to military attacks, see?

My fellow retired Wehrmacht officers meet me last night and we have talks again. I again say of importance for Joplin, Missouri, and some agree and some want Branson, Missouri. To make closure, several of us will visit to both places this weekend. Emil Maurice will drive us for he has much experience. I am hoping our bickerings can end for this journey.

When I say of your anonymous gift proposal, some are very happy, but Herr Diebardt is a barrister in the US and had been a very clever one in Germany. [It was he who designed the "I Had Checks" defense at Nuremberg for many of us, so he is much respected.] He sees the picture of money and other document, but he says "Who is she? She has millions of dollars and does not have one thousand? This is seeming bogus. People in Chinese hospitals do not have this kind of money to give away - and the last time I was treated in a Chinese hospital I was sick all over again an hour later. Get photographs of her, and make sure it is her." So I must ask for you to send some kinds of proofs for his satisfactoriness, is good?

I arrive back home on Monday and will look for the proofs then.

Yours,
H. S.

[Emil Maurice was Hitler's chauffeur]

Marria Kuba to Harold Stassen
Sent: Sun 5/18/08

Dear,
It is well, but i do not like you try to expose this transaction is not good, I trusted you and ask you that you do this without problem, If you ask for proof, the right proof is consignment picture, plus the power of attorney, which you have the copy, Ok, i am sending you the two document which my late husband used to deposit the consignment.
Please, I have send all my money because the doctor told me that i will die soon, now that why i want you to claim this consignment, Now the first thing is to make sure that the company approved you my beneficiary, I have gotten the power of attorney which shows that I have authorising the security company to approve you as my beneficiary there by release the consignment for possible shipment to you by diplomatic means.
Please contact the company and ask them, how to send the money to them so that they will approve you, Please if i have money, i will ask you to pay but because i do not have money again, I am just waiting for my death. that why I ask you to take the money and share to the poor and needies.
Please open the attachment to see the two document which my late husband used to deposit the consignment containing the funds,, The certificate of deposit and the contract aggreement.
N/B. Please handle this documents with great care, Even another person who have this document can claim the consignment, even the lawyer do not have this, I am sending it to you because i have decided that you shall be my beneficiary and share the fund to the less previllaged, so do not expose this document for the security of the fund consignment.
Bless you as I wait to hear that you have send the money to the company so that they will approve you.
Bless you,
Marria


[Contract between the later Mr Kuba and the attorney]


[More proof of the legitimacy of the deal]
Marria Kuba to Harold Stassen
Date: Tue, 20 May 2008
Subject: i am waiting urgently,

Dear,

how are you and family?

It is well, but i do not like you try to expose this transaction is not good, I trusted you and ask you that you do this without problem, If you ask for proof, the right proof is consignment picture, plus the power of attorney, which you have the copy, Ok, i am sending you the two document on satuday which my late husband used to deposit the consignment. in the company,

Please I am still waiting for you, the company must be waiting for you to send them the legalised power of attorney which i sent to you and also send them the 1000 USdollar to the company so that they approve you and bring the consignment to you.

i am waiting urgently,

Bless you,

Marria
Harold Stassen to Maria Kuba

[cc: Wilhelm Diebardt]

Sent: Tue 5/20/08

Mrs Marria,

I have sorrow for taking so long to return you excellent writing to me - we spend a long weekend in Missouri, and especially Branson where we decide to locate the Wehrmacht Officers Retirement Mansion - nice place to live, high on a hill near river so our flank is covered from attacks on the east, and close to where Yakov Schmirnoff and Andy Williams perform, not to mention the beautiful girls who make one excited without relying on weiner pills.

As for our business, it disappoints to me that you understand not the need to confide in my comerad Wilhelm. He is the only fine barrister I know in my life, and I have known many. He is Treasurer of our Wehrmacht Officer Retirement Mansion Society and is needed for delivering moneys for our cause. I will send this mail to him also and he has questions of you and will ask them. I am the person to decide where checks are to be writed to, but he does the writing. This is part of the division of power and checks and balances we incorporate into our society in honor of those in the Dritte Reich which we so proud served.

You write me and write him, too. His name is Wilhelm Diebardt and mail is {...}

We wish to hear from you soon.

Yours,
H. S.
Wilhelm Diebardt to Maria Kuba and Harold Stassen
On Tue, 20 May 2008

Thank you, Harold.

Mrs. Kuba,

I am sure you can understand our reticence in this transaction. You have supplied a picture and documents, agreed, but the Internet if full of documents and pictures - one can easily be fooled. Not to cast aspersions on your character, but one must be cautious. You may not be aware of it, but once Harold decided to go on television himself with an item he called the "Handy Housewife Helper" - he was sure it would make a fortune, and it might have if he'd been a bit more cautious - as it was, he lost a bundle, and I have no desire to repeat this fiasco with the funds of the Wehrmacht Officers Retirement Mansion Society.

Please, even if from your hospital bed, endeavour to supply us with an unimpeachable form of identification, and include your devotion to our worthy cause.
Once satisfied, any fees you wish will be no object.

Awaiting your reply eagerly,

Wilhelm Diebardt, Esq

["Handy Housewife Helper" is from "The Honeymooners" episode "Better Living Through Television"]

Harold Stassen to Maria Kuba and Wilhelm Diebardt
Sent: Wed 5/21/08

To: Wilhelm Diebardt
Cc: kubamrsmarria002@yahoo.com

Wilhelm,

As you can see from reading of this woman, she is good person. Your heart can be hard sometime. Please write to her and let us finish her off, OK? Mrs Marria,

I send to you a picture of me and Wilhelm and those who compete in our recent Kriegslieder Karaoke Kompetition - I am the elderly gentleman in the middle of the front, and Wilhelm is next to me. I am very happy with this event - I design the poster and raise much money for our cause. I hope you like.

We will hear of you soon, yes?

Yours,
H. S.


[ Harold and Wilhelm at the Kriegslieder Karaoke Kompetition, Photoshopped image off the web of Kurt Waldheim at some gathering]

Marria Kuba to Wilhelm Diebardt and Harold Stassen
Subject: i am waiting urgently, if i am still awake when you write i will reply.?
Sent: Wed 5/21/08

Dears,
I am waiting near my email, Please I want that you are approved immediately as my beneficiary and mark the consignment in your favour, then I have rest in my mind, because if anything happens to me now, it will be hard for you to make the change of beneficiary, but as I am still alive, it is more easier to make the change in your favour through me now.
Please it is possible for you and Williams visit me here?, if it is possible, I perfer it, but if not, then we arrage and shipment of the consignment as I told you.
Please do not expose this transcation to another person please people are bad people can kill you because money, so keep it confidential to your both self till you have this fund in your control.
Please did you contact the security company and send them the amount $1000 to make the change of beneficiary to your favour, after that, them you have full right over the fund consignment. Ok contact the lawyer Barrister Smith Brown and ask him how and where to send him the money $1000 so that he take it to the company for the approval fees to confirm you my rightful beneficiary.
contact the barrister at smith.chamb@yahoo.fr and tel. +229-97258454
call him and he will advise you on how to send the money so that he conclude this.
Please tell me if you both can visit here?
Bless you,
Marria
Wilhelm Diebardt to Maria Kuba and Harold Stassen
Sent: Wed 5/21/08

Cc: smith.chamb@yahoo.fr

Dear Lady,
Forgive an old man, but it is by caution that one succeeds. I realize your time is limited, is not everybody's? However, a visit is tragically out of the question.
My friend Harold has foolishly (yes, "Foolishly" Harold) sent a photo which should not have been shared for reasons that he and I are well aware of. Please destroy it when you can - it does neither of us any good.
But it DOES give me an idea - the poster in the background is known to only a few of us, and your use of it in a photograph of either yourself or your barrister friend will convince me beyond the shadow of a doubt that you are indeed who you say you are. Strange as it seems, we will require you or your designate to pose with the attached poster and send it to us, and please be sure to make it visible and prominent in the photo.
I have attached the poster, designed by our own Herr Stassen - please get back to me when you have our evidence, then we shall continue our correspondence and discuss the transfer of funds.
Wilhelm Diebardt


[Photoshopped Hitler Youth poster "Harold" designed for the Kompetition]

Marria Kuba to Wilhelm Diebardt and Harold Stassen
Subject: Urgent needed?
Thu 5/22/08

Dear,
My situation can not allow me take picture now, I had to invite the lawyer to do it, the lawyer told me that he can not understand what you want.

Then the lawyer advise that he shall do what soever you want him to do for my sake, now the lawyer want you to use my picture which i sent to your friend Harold, and pose with my picture so that he will understand you well and follow what he saw you do with my picture.

I have send by attachement 3 pictures of me and the community when I was sharing my first $5 million in my country to less privilledged through their king.

You will also see me in the picture with the King of Portnovo -Kingdom, So now do it fast, i mean take a pose with one of my pictures attached , which i am sending now again, print the picture out and pose with it, it must be visible, i think you know? so that the lawyer will know hoe to pose with the picture you send us. Thanks and bless you,
Marria




[Sent by Marria Kuba. Don't know their origin, probably stolen off some legitimate web site] [In #2, doesn't that guy on the right look like Wesley Snipes?]

Wilhelm Diebardt to Maria Kuba and Harold Stassen
Thu 5/22/08

Nice photographs, Mrs. Kuba. Since you are asking us for our funds, I must insist on a photo with our photo first.
Wilhelm Diebardt
Marria Kuba to Harold Stassen and Wilhelm Diebardt
Sat, 24 May 2008
Dear,
I accept to send as you demand, but give us example by posing a photo with my own picture so that we know how to do what you want us to pose.
I wait you send the pose you have with my picture.
Bless you,
Marria
Wilhelm Diebardt to Marria Kuba and Harold Stassen
Date: Sat, 24 May 2008

Harold,
Will you please take care of this woman's "request"?
Wilhelm
Harold Stassen to Maria Kuba and Wilhelm Diebardt
Sent: Sat 5/24/08

This I will do, Wilhelm. Rolf will make the printing and I will take the nice photo to the "meeting" tonight.

Yours,
H. S.
Harold Stassen to Maria Kuba and Wilhelm Diebardt
Sent: Sun 5/25/08

Wilhelm,
Here is a picture Rolf has taken of me for you - nice and I like Helga with picture. Tell me if this is okay for you.

Yours,
H. S.


[Waldheim again]

Wilhelm Diebardt to Marria Kuba and Harold Stassen
Sent: Sun 5/25/08

Very good, Harold.
Mrs. Kuba, we have met your condition - now, if we are to proceed, you must meet ours.
Wilhelm Diebardt
Marria Kuba to Harold Stassen
On Mon, 26 May 2008

Dear,
what do you want, you want to help me or what, all the pictures I sent to you weresnaped long time again, the only recent picture is the one the doctor snaped me when they thought I want to die, i was in coma according to the doctor when they snaped me the recent picture, And I warned him, over my dead will I snap another picture.
The lawyer told me he can not accept that rubish, He said you people are not serious, If you want to help me, kindly do, but if you are laughing at me through the way you are acting to me, better stop please, so that I will know, I already told the lawyer that you are my late husband's business partner, and now you have disaponited me.
Any way, I can not snap any picture and Lawyer already told me that we are kidding with him. So forget about that, if you want to help, then lets go on and if not back out please, I am not fussing you to help me after all you will profit greatly in this. I send the picture which the doctor snaped me, if you cares?
Bless you and bye
Wilhelm Diebardt to Marria Kuba and Harold Stassen
Date: Mon, 26 May 2008

Mrs Kuba,
You have our requirements - if they cannot be fulfilled, go with God. If you desire our assistance, please fulfill our conditions, and those are outlined in previous e-mails. I'm sure you understand why.

Wilhelm Diebardt
Harold Stassen to Wilhelm Diebardt and Marria Kuba
Sent: Thu 5/29/08

So Wilhelm what is going on? I have not read nothing from you?

Yours,

H. S.
Wilhelm Diebardt to Marria Kuba and Harold Stassen
Sent: Sat 5/31/08

cc: kubamrsmarria002@yahoo.com

Harold, This scum is a bunch of scammers, just like I told you. They send mocked-up pictures and cannot respond to you, is that not so? We will look for someone else to help us with our cause. I will see you at the fest.
Wilhelm Diebardt

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