TIM THE SCAM MAN: DEBUT OF THE SCAM-CAM SHOW


See Tim the Scam Man on Reality Cam!

I'm Peter Zester, your host, and our special guest will be Tim
the Scam Man. We invite you to join us in a new exciting genre of
Scamotopia. This will be reality TV at it's finest and will be
filmed live with multi-Scameras on location in exciting Amsterdam
on Sunday, November 3 at 12:00 noon GMT.

About Tim: Tim is the son of the late great President Mobutu
Sese-seko of the Congo. Due to the typical problems
blah-blah-blah in the country the desperate family fled to
Morocco where the unfortunate father later "died of cancer
disease" blah-blah-blah.

The happy news is that the family is not impoverished but have
the good fortune of having a small nest egg set aside for rainy
days to the tune to $18,000,000. This money is stored at a
security company in Amsterdam.

Mother Mrs. Mariam Seseseko has enlisted my aid to secure their
meager savings and has been generous enough to offer me a reward.
Unfortunately I won't be able to make it to Amsterdam but have
promised to send my friend, Olaf. Mrs. Seseseko is also unable to
leave Africa (IP address confirms she is there) but Tim is
already in position (IP address confirms).

Who is this family and this young Tim sent to take care of
matters of the family fortune? You are invited to join us for
this live special feature "Tim the Scam Man on Reality Cam!"
Sunday at 12:00 noon GMT at this address:
http://overtoom.tv/panorama.htm


Play the Tim the Scam Man on Reality Cam game! Win cash prizes!

How to play. We are looking for ideas on how Tim can best
identify himself to Olaf. Should Tim be wearing a hat? eating a
hotdog? hopping on one leg? Should we invite an officer of the
law to meet our dear Tim? Or should we even have Tim fax the
authorities to let them know where the 'deal is going down' and
see if the authorities show up? We need your ideas! The best idea
that we can hope to expect Tim to perform (ie: no 'mooning') will
be judged the winner of the Grand Prize. All entries must be
received by the judges no later than 12:00 noon GMT, Wednesday,
October 30. Send your entries to:

zester@hotpop.com

Upon the receipt of the Sese-seko millions the player judged as
winner will receive the Grand Prize of $1 million cash tax free!
Two runners up will receive $250,000 each! And all other
contestants will receive a $5000 consolation prize.

So send in your suggestions today! And join us Sunday, November 3
at 12:00 noon GMT at http://overtoom.tv/panorama.htm. It will be
Scamtastic!

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Fine print: This offer comes with various unwritten conditions
that make it very unlikely anyone will ever see a dime of the
Sese-seko millions.

Finer print: There is also the definite possibility that if Tim
does come through with the cash the organizers of the contest
will skip out of town faster than you can say 'United Colours of
Scamotopia'. (But we might need someone to help us transfer a
large amount of  money out of the country and if we could only
use your bank account we promise we will.....)

[Disclaimer: this is Peter Zester's project, Scamorama can guarantee nothing except a good laugh or your imaginary money back.]

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