From: "Senator Obama Barack." <email@example.com>
Subject: Divine Assignment.
Date: Thu, 17 Mar 2005
Calvary greetings to you and your family.
I am Barack Obama the newly elected American Senator from the Republic of Kenya.
I know that this will come to you as a big surprise to get my mail.
I was advised by my spiritual advisor to give a benevolent gift to a an unfamiliar fellow in my country. So i have serched deeply for your email on the net.
Please if you are from Kenya simply email me with your identity as soon as possible.
It is a divine assignment that must be fulfilled in a short while.
God bless you as i wait for your humble response.
Note: This must be very confidentail.
[We are like, so laughing, because this is, like, so NOT Barack Obama.]
Date: 17 Mar 2005
OBUMMA WHAT IS THIS?_DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM FOR GODS SAKE????_HOW DID YOU GET THIS ADDRESS?
Tossov Investments SA
1 Yanker Ave,
Via Costeira - Natal
Phone/Fax: +55 (84) 202.1300
Subject: Dear Lonslo Tossov,
Date: Mon, 21 Mar 2005
Dear Lonslo Tossov,
How was your weekend?
I hope you had a nice one.
I am sorry for the tone of my previous mail to you.
I felt so calmed and confident when i browsed your website.
[Perhaps he is referring to Tossov Investments. A venerable firm.]
Without further delay i would
advise you to do a feasibilty study of a NON GOVERNMENTAL ORGANIZATION(NGO) project of $7milliondollars in your country.
Or alternativly you can suggest your self what you intend to do with the funds.
Be informed that i will not be actively involved in the affairs of the NGO.
It will be run by you and registred in your name.
I just want to fullfill all righteuosness by been obedient to the God that i serve.
This is an issue that regards my private life and i wouldnt want it to be known publicly.
For now i will not be able to speak with you on phone but you can provide me with your phone numbers for future purposes.
Senator Obama Barack.
Date: 21 Mar 2005
OBARMY_I AM GLAD THAT YOU HAVE MODERATED YOUR PREVIOUS IRRITATING TONE_LET US SEE IF YOUR NEW BUSINESS LIKE APPROACH IS SUSTAINED AND YOU HAVE MY PLEDGE ON CONFIDENTIALITY_ I WILL EXPECT LIKEWISE GIVEN THE DELICATE NATURE OF THIS IRREGULAR MATTER_AS FOR PHONE NUMBERS & ETC MY CONTACT DETAILS ARE ON THE WEBSITE MAN FOR GODS SAKE MAKE A NOTE AND PAY ATTENTION_WHAT IN GODS NAME DO YOU MEAN BY 'FEASIBILITY STUDY'?_ARE YOU IMPLYING THAT I CANNOT HANDLE THE SORT OF INVESTMENT OPPORTUNITY ON OFFER??
Tossov Investments SA
23 Mar 2005
Thanks for your mail.
I apologise for the ealier tone of my mail,it was due to work pressure.
Having been to your website i know that you are more than capable to handle the project at hand.
During the Last election campaign my campaign team were able to raise campaign fund to the Excess of $7,000,000.00 which was deposited in Finance House in the Netherlands.
I therefore Authorise you to take contact with the finance house for the completion of the transfer.
I will aslo forward your detials for there refrence and will fax you the copy of the certificate of Deposit that will enable claim the funds.
Below is the contact of the Finance house.
FACIL DIPLOMATIC SECURITY CO.S.A
Express Diplomatic Courier Services
K.L.M Agencies, Amsterdan
Postbus 2 -1610AA, Bovenkarspel
[So this "Diplomatic Security" company is a post office box. Maybe you have to be higher up in the scammer ranks to field an actual rented office.]
CONTACT : JOHN BROWN,
OBUMMER_THIS IS ALL VERY WELL AND GOOD AS FAR I CAN SEE BUT IT WILL BE UP TO MY FINANCIAL ADVISOR DR CHARLES FARNES BARNES TO FOLLOW THROUGH WITH THIS JOHN BROWN WHEN REQUIRED_I SHALL COPY HIM IN SO THAT HE HAS AN IDEA OF WHAT HE IS GETTING INTO_SEND ME THE DOCUMENTATION AT ONCE MAN AND LET US PROCEED TO THE NEXT STAGE AS SOON AS POSSIBLE_IN THE MEANTIME I SUGGEST THAT YOU ALERT BROWN TO AN IMPENDING CLAIM AS I WOULD NOT WANT MATTERS TO BECOME ENSNARED IN SOME PIFFLING PROBLEM DUE TO BAD PREPARATION NOW FOR GODS SAKE HURRY MAN_HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO MBALONGAWANK SIR A PERSON OF YOUR OBVIOUS INTELLIGENCE WOULD FIND HIMSELF AT HOME VERY QUICKLY_ I CAN ASSURE YOU OF THAT
Tossov Investments SA
Dear Mr Marack
Mr Tossov has forwarded a copy of your e-mail to me. How may I complete the business between yourself and Mr Tossov ? To enable us to proceed without further delay would you kindly confirm that the transaction is ceteris paribus and is in compliance with the vas deferens paragraphs in Chapter 19 of the Commonwealth Financial Regulations 1998. A simple declaration would be sufficient.
Sir Charles Farnes-Barnes VC
The Tossov Charitable Foundation
more to come?