A TALE OF TWO BAITS

Submission - six-month-long bait from Unkindly Contributor, with airport photo

M-M-M-MY NGOMA, DON'T I KNOW YOU FROM THE GAY SAUNA?

A Tale of Two Baits ...
It was the best of baits (for us), it was the worst of baits (for the lads).

It started out as a straightforward bait with some interesting twists - and then all hell broke loose.
And in the end, well, I think it's worthy of the Famous Insults We Have Known collection.

Another baiter was dealing with a lad in Brussels, and he had someone on the ground who could be at the airport at the same time as the lads.
What if two sets of lads were simultaneously disappointed - and pointed at each other as the culprits?

First, PART 1, in which the lads endure 4 months of abuse before the possibility for the joint bait reverse scam suddenly appeared.

Skip to the Brussels debacle (for the lads) by searching for PART 2.

Or skip to the post-debacle resurrection of the scam, and the impending nudist nuptuals, in PART 3, aka "MY NGOMA",
aka "REST IN YOUR F*CKING ASSISTANCE YOU ARE OUT WITH".

Bad Guys:
Mrs Cecelia Taylor Kobe, aka Mrs Ngoma Taylor Kobe, Benin (Repeatedly hospitalized);
email ngoma_taylor@yahoo.com Ph 00229 44 45 14
The guy to send her Western Union money to:
NONSO EDMOND, HOTEL DU FRATINATEL COTONOU , LOT 35 PK5 COTONOU REP, BENIN
Barrister #1 (Dead) emanli_johnson@yahoo.com
Barrister #2 (Quit) "Legal luminary", estimated wattage: 1.04 Email willie_gbeng@yahoo.com Ph 00229 449921
Belgian-based "security company" officers at Credit Partners International (Foiled):
Edward Fernadez, Pascal Jean-Pierre, Madam Deirdre Daniel Laurent, Michel Stevens, Joseph Mensahr and Mikhael Stein.
They all share the same cell phones and email accounts:
Tel: +32 494 62 53 76 or +32 494 62 53 86 Fax: +32 32 2 520 45 79
E-mail partnerinternational@hotmail.com or total_88@hotmail.com

Car used by the Belgian lads: Blue Suzuki Swift registered in Belgium plate # SLU 060

The frequently hospitalized children of Mrs Ngoma: Kingsley, Godswill, and Juliet.
(Do a search on Munchhausen by proxy syndrome sometime).

Good Guys:
Ginny Lee (my real estate agent) and Heidi (my security admin)

Very Good Guys:
Biff Pileon, another baiter
Nico, the on-the-spot photographer at the airport

Additional contributors:
The Knack and Fyodor Dostoevsky
Any time you can put those two together you know it'll be a classic.

"Note: The text below you are about to read is a previledge"

Unkindly's comments are BOLD.


PART 1. Going through lawyers like a knife through butter.

NOVEMBER

MRS CECELIA TAYLOR

DATE: Fri, 7 Nov 2003 09:41:53
From: ngoma taylor <ngoma-taylor@Z6.com>

DEAR FRIEND.

This business proposal to you is strictly confidential, with due respect. Sorry at this perceived confusion or stress may have receiving this letter from me, Since we have not known ourselves or met previously. Despite that, I am constrained to write you this letter because of the urgency of it.By way of self introduction, I am Mrs. CECILA TAYLOR KOBE, the wife of late Brigadier - Gen.Maxwell TAYLOR Kobe former ECOMOG ARMY COMMANDER [West African peacekeeping force in Sierra Leone] who died in the Sierra Leone civil disturbance [War]. My three daughters and I are trapped in obnoxious custom and traditional norms.

We have suffered maltreatment and untold hardship in the hands of my late husband's family, simply because I did not bear a male child [heir apparent] for my late husband. By tradition, all that my late husband had, [wealth] belongs to his brothers/family. And myself is to be remarried by his immediate younger brother which I vehemently refused. They have taken all that I suffered with my husband to acquire including treasures, houses and his bank particular seized by them. I wanted to escape to the United State of America [USA} with my children on exile, but again they conspired and stole my international passport and other traveling document to further frustrate me.

Thank God, two weeks ago, I received Key Text Code from a Security Company in COTONOU REP OF BENIN, that my late husband deposited U.S $25.5 Million cash with this security company in ONE OF THE SECURITY COMPANY. It has therefore, become very necessary and urgent to contact someone, a foreigner like you to help me receive/secure these funds overseas in a reliable bank Account and to help invest it on our behalf as well, while we find a way of getting out to meet with you in your country.

These funds are kept on an "OPEN BENEFICIARY MANDATE" with the Security Company in COTONOU REP OF BENIN to avoid detection, seizure or diversion. I have had several telephone discussions with the Director of the security company in BENIN,who has express willingness to help me on meeting the company's demands. This is why I have contacted you to help save my children and I, receive these funds on our behalf. But, you would need to give me sufficient assurance that if you help me, you would not divert the funds.

My children and I have resolved to give you 30% of the total sum. This is all my children and I have got to live on.

Please, I have reposed my confidence in you and hope you will not disappoint me. I look forward to your urgent response, including your phone/ mobile No and also your fax no for easier communication.

NB: The secret codes (e.g Pin No., Secret Access Code) for this fund are safely kept with me which I can give you as soon as you express desire to help me.

Stay bless
CECILA TAYLOR

Obnoxious custom"? She's come to the right inbox.
Her name's Cecelia, the security company is in Benin. Got it.
Just a hunch that those facts are going to change as we go along.



UNKINDLY CONTRIBUTOR

Gosh that is awful. Please let me know how I can help.


She promptly forgets her name is Cecelia:

MRS NGOMA TAYLOR

DATE: Sat, 8 Nov 2003 10:44:20
From: ngoma taylor <ngoma-taylor@Z6.com>

Thank you for your mail to me i have been alway praying for almighty GOD to speak to you on this matter of which i thank him for answering my prayer.

Frist of all i did not have much to say but as you might have understood my present condition on my mail to you , if you can help me out then just get intouch with my personal attorney on this email :mallam_mohamend@yahoo.com ,he is a very busy man but alway in the net ,for more datails and instraction as you hear from him you can get back to me with all the information that you gether from him.

As you do so GOD almighty will bless you.

awaiting to read from you with all your discussion with my personal b/c he is there to assiste .

THANKS,

MRS NGOMA TAYLOR

There once was a lass named Ngoma =
Dumber than everyone in Oklahoma -
It was me she was takin'
But she was mistaken -
Time to earn her MugU diploma.


UNKINDLY CONTRIBUTOR

Okay, well just forward my contact email to him.
Thanks.

I wasn't playing by her script, so all goes quiet for a month. Then she reappears:


DECEMBER

MRS NGOMA TAYLOR

Date: Mon, 15 Dec 2003 03:00:54 -0800 (PST)
Subject: Re: help me and my kids out please.

DEAR UNKINDLY,

How are you and your family in general i hope you are all doing fine?

Meanwhile, i recieved a mail from the security company informing me that you are asking then for a power of atorney of which they asked you to get back to me but all this period i have been very sick and my condition did not permit me to write you and know how things have been moving between you and the dirctor of the security company .

concerning the issueing of a power of attorney,i have contacted an attorney,BODY-LAWSON working in the chambers to a reputable judge in cotonou barrister Cuovi AUGUSTIN ADJOVI.Please i will like you to contact him immediatelty as my foreign partner and beneficiary to give you modalities.

why i will like this document to be issued is because not to waste too much time as offices will be closing for the year,i want a situation where by the consignment will be shipped from here through a diplomat to any where you think will be convinient for you to pick the consignment.this is why i want you to contact the attornry as soon as possible so that i can start with other necessary arrangements.

attornry's name:BARRISTER BODY-LAWSON
Email emanli_johnson@yahoo.com
endeavour to copy into my mail mail box your mail to the attorney.you should introduced yourself to him but do not allow him to know that it involves the shipment of money but personal effects.


UNKINDLY CONTRIBUTOR

What are you talking about? I have had no such discussion with any security company. Who told you such a lie?


MRS NGOMA TAYLOR

Date: Tue, 16 Dec 2003 02:36:04 -0800 (PST)
DEAR UNKINDLY,

THANKS YOU FOR YOUR MAIL AND IT WAS WELL UNDERSTOOD ALL THE SAME ,YOU SHOULD MAKE SURE YOU CONTACTED THE ATTORNEY FOR HE WILL GIVE TO YOU THE MODALITIES IMMEDIATELTY , BECAUSE I HAVE ALREADY INFORM HIM THAT YOU ARE MY FORIEGN PARTNER AND ALSO THE BENEFICIARY OF THE CONSIGNMENT IN THEIR CARE,YOU SHOULD NOT DISCLOSE TO HIM WHAT IS IN CONTROL.AS YOU GET TO THE ATTORNEY I WILL WANT TO KNOW THE STEP OF THINGS FROM YOU AND I AM PLEASING WITH YOU TO DO ALL WHAT YOU CAN, AS YOU ARE THERE TO ASSISTE ME AND MY KIDS.WE ARE WISHING YOU MANY XMAS AND NEW YEAR AND WE ARE ALSO PLANING TO JOINT YOU AS SOON AS THIS FUND GET TO YOU.

MEANWHILE YOU SHOULD ALSO HELP US TO LOOK FOR A HOUSE THAT WE CAN BUY AS OUR RESIDENT AND KNOWNING WHAT BUSINESS THAT WE CAN ALSO INVEST IN YOUR COUNTRY ,AS WE GET OVER THERE.

PLEASE GET TO THE ATTORNEY TODAY ,BECAUSE I HAVE ALREADY INFORM HIM ABOUT YOU AND I TOLD HIM THAT YOU WE GET TO HIM SOON .

MAY ALMIGHTY GOD BE WITH YOU AND ALL AROUND YOU.

AWAITING TO READ FROM YOU .

MRS NGOMA.


UNKINDLY CONTRIBUTOR

What attorney are you talking about? I dont see old mails from you anymore in my inbox.


MRS NGOMA TAYLOR

Date: Tue, 16 Dec 2003 10:59:33 -0800 (PST)
DEAR UNKINDLY,

HOW ARE YOU AND EVERYTHING AROUND YOU ,I HOPE YOU ARE IN A GOOD HEALTH .YOU SHOULD UNDERSTAND ALL THAT I DO WITH YOU IS BEEN KEEP RECORD AND FOR THE LOVE I HAVE DEVELOP IN YOU I HAVE TO OPEN UP, AND YOU OUT TO ASSISTE ME I PROMISE TO WORK WITH YOU IN AS MUCH YOU ARE OUT TO ASSISTE ME .REMENBER TO ALSO LOOK FOR A FINE HOME THAT I CAN BUY ( PERSONAL RESIDENT) AS SOON I JOINT YOU OVER THERE.

BELOW IS THE MAIL YOU ARE LOOKING FOR, BECAUSE I DID NOT SEE WHY YOU CAN NOT FIND IT IN YOUR MAIL BOX.MY KIDS ARE SAYING HAPPY DAY TO YOU.

GET BACK TO ME WITH YOUR DISCUSSION WITH THE ATTORNEY.

BEST REGARDS.

MRS NGOMA


UNKINDLY CONTRIBUTOR

> Okay, tell the lawyer to contact me. I don't know why you didn't do that already. What kind of house are you looking for?


MRS NGOMA TAYLOR

Date: Wed, 17 Dec 2003 08:31:25 -0800 (PST)
MY DEAR UNKINDLY,

Good day to you ,your mail was understood and i thanks you of having this time for me and my kids may ALMIGHTY GOD blessing shower on you.

Meanwhile, i have told the layer that you will get in touch to him because i let him to know that you are my late husband foriegn partner and the beneficiary of this consignment deposited in the security company of which i believe he is waiting to read from you all what i told him.you should not disclose to him that what we are saying is money for my security, since i am here with my kids and they are really sad in all their system because i told them that you are working to see us out from Africa but their problem is when will this take place and when they will be leaving to joint you over the.

Dear , i want you to do something to see that my kids become happy as the year is coming to an end they feel like be with you to celebrate this xmas.we have just a very limit time for the year and i pray GOD will assite you as you are out to render to us you help.and the kind of house that i and my kids will start and it should be a villa or a private big house for me and my kids as we joint you over there.

Have a nice day and my kids are say good day to you.
THANKS,
MRS NGOMA.


UNKINDLY CONTRIBUTOR

Okay, I will check the local real estate listings.
What size house are you looking for?

The lawyer has not contacted me.


MRS NGOMA TAYLOR

Date: Thu, 18 Dec 2003 07:33:19 -0800 (PST)
Subject: Re: help me and my kids out please.

Dear Unkindly,
Thank you of your mail to me and i like how you are lookinh*g on my personal matter i pray GOD Almighty with shower his blessing on you for all this assistant your and rendering to me and my kids your kids too.

i wrote to the lawyer and he was asking me of your personal telephone and fax number as it is now and i promise to get it for him to contact you once you are still expecting him to contact you. you should sent to me your direct personal phone and fax number so that i can give it to the Barrister to contact you because i will want all about the transfer of this comsignment to get over to you before this year gona.

Meanwhile , you should also contact the real estate for the house i told you because this is very much important to me and my kids you most know what i mean by asking you to look for a personal resident for me and my kids for we are all women that have to take good care of our seft.and for a family of five you most know what kind of house we need for it should not be all that expense and try and send to me the cost price of the house for me to know how much i can invest on the house ,do this as you reply this mail to me and sent to me your rightful contact so the lawyer can contact you direct on the phone.

Your kids are all greeting you and they are with me at this time i am writing to you which i saw some new look in their face's which i thank GOD for this development.

May Almighty GOD shower his bless on you.


UNKINDLY CONTRIBUTOR

Please have the lawyer email me.
Meanwhile I have found an estate near here, it goes for about $2.5 million but you can probably talk them down to maybe $2.2 million.
I will pull together a description for you.


Mrs Ngoma asks me to give the kids advice:

MRS NGOMA TAYLOR

Date: Fri, 19 Dec 2003 06:32:40 -0800 (PST)
DEAR Unkindly,

WHY ALL THIS DELAY , I PERSONALLY ASKED YOU TO CONTACT THE LAWYER WHAT IS KEEP YOU OUT OF DOING SO. YOU SHOULD DO AS I DIRECTED YOU AND FOR THE FACT THAT YOU CAN NOT CONTACT HIM I WILL SENT A MAIL TO HIM TO DAY TO CONTACT YOU BECAUSE I DID NOT WANT THE PROBLEM YOU HAVE WITH THE SECURITY COMPANY TO HAPPEND WITH THE LAWYER BECAUSE HE IS A VERY GOOD MAN AND OUT TO DO AS WE DIRECTED HIM.

AS YOU WANT HIM TO GET TO YOU ,YOU SHOULD SENT TO ME YOU PHONE AND FAX NUMBER SO THAT HE CAN SPEAK TO YOU IN PERSON AND REMENBER YOU SHOULD NOT DISCLOSE TO HIM WHAT WE ARE DOING FOR MY OWN SECURITY HERE IN COTONOU.MY KIDS ARE WORRY ABOUT YOUR MAIL AND THEY KEEP ASKING ME ARE YOU NOT THERE TO ASSISTE US,FOR THE YEAR IS COMING TO AN END AND LIFE IS STILL THE SAME EVERY DAY WHICH THE LITTLE AMONG THEM CRY OUT, SHE TOLD ME THAT LIFE IS OKEY WITH HER I DID NOT KNOW REALLY WHAT SHE MEAN BY THIS WORDS , I WILL LIKE YOU TO GIVE A WORDS OF ADVICE TO ALL OF THEM AND TELL THEM YOU PLANS .

AS YOU SEND THIS CONTACT THE LAWYER WILL GET TO YOU ON PHONE ,AS HE IS A VERY BUSY MAN WITH ALOT TO DO WITHIN THIS PERIOD.

I WAITE TO READ FROM YOU SOON,MAY GOD BLESS YOU.

THANKS,

MRS NGOMA.


UNKINDLY CONTRIBUTOR

I still have not heard from the lawyer. I don't wish to have my phone taken over by some yapping barrister getting paid by the hour to chew up my allotted minutes. If he cannot express himself in writing then he must not be much of a lawyer. Why has he not written?

Let me know about the house, do you want me to pursue it?


MRS NGOMA TAYLOR

Date: Sat, 20 Dec 2003 02:37:29 -0800 (PST)
DEAR UNKINDLY,

Thank you for your mail and i now know really that you are out to assiste me and my kids ,i have just writte to the lawyer of which i believe he will contact you by the working days and he also told me that as the year is coming to an end the is no time to delay , he have to travel to see his family but for the sake of my condition he will wait and see that he get to you by monday .

As he get to you let me know from you the discussion you have with him,because i am living in a sad system of life with my kids around me and life is not all that moving smooth because we are in a hotel and we are owner some bills to pay to the hotel ,with all this a hand i alway think for a way out from this problems.

Dear, you should work by the instraction of the lawyer as he is the only person that can move around here for the notarization of all the documents here in the high court of BENIN.for that i will want you to be kind to him and you should not open to him ,beause he try to know from me the contents of the comsignment which i told him is just personal effect inthe comsignment and in other way family belonger.

Please my dear ,i will love if you can keep this on you alone and i will want you to stop having negative thougts about this transection .

I am waiting anxiously to reciever from you all that you might have discuss with the lawyer.

May the good GOD that created us shower his blessing on us.
THANKS,
MRS NGOMA.

Enter the lawyer. Don't get too attached to him.
Also, I was apparently knighted. About damn time:



BARRISTER #1

Date: Tue, 30 Dec 2003 07:41:57 -0800 (PST)
From: emanli johnson <emanli_johnson@yahoo.com>
Subject: VERY URGENT

DEAR SIR UNKINDLY:

How are you today , i am back from my christmas holiday and i am very sorry of not contacting you all this period ,it is because i have to visite my family and enjoy the christmas holiday with them.

I was instracted by my client MRS NGOMA TAYLOR to get to you , which i promise her i will do so but all this period i have be very busy with job's at hand and believering to have time to look to her problem. i remenber i asked her to inform you to contact me till i left to see my family i saw no mail from you. In her mail to me some a week ago ,i was asked to contact you .

Back to job, i will want you to sent the following to me , your full name and contact address and the country you come from ,this will be use to notorization of the power of attorney by making you the rightfull benefinary of the consignment deposited in the security company . and your personal phone and fax number to get to you directing on line if needs arise.

Happy christmas and a persperous New year in Advance .

REGARDS.

BARRISTER. CUOVI AUGUSTIN ADJOVI


UNKINDLY CONTRIBUTOR

I am severely disappointed in your tardiness, I cannot believe that you would not have responded in a more timely manner during a time of great distress and need. How will you respond when there is not such urgency? I sincerely hope that this is not a harbinger of things to come.

My address is ##### Armadillo Way, Plano, TX 75023.
If you need anything further please let me know and I will consider your requests in a far more timely fashion then you have acted thus far.

Regards

JANUARY


BARRISTER #1

Date: Thu, 8 Jan 2004 06:04:20 -0800 (PST)
From: emanli johnson <emanli_johnson@yahoo.com>
Subject: Re: VERY URGENT

DEAR UNKINDLY,

PLEASE I WILL GET TO YOU SOON BECAUSE I HAVE TO GO DOWN TO THE HIGH COURT FOR THE NOTORIZATION OF THE POWER OF ATTORNEY AND OTHERS DOCUMENTS PER MY CLIENT INSTRACTION.

THANKS.

BARRISTER. CUOVI AUGUSTIN ADJOVI


UNKINDLY CONTRIBUTOR

... to BARRISTER #1

: What is this??? A week to reply to an email after promising you would pay close attention to performance?? You should be fired!!!



MRS NGOMA TAYLOR takes a novel approach to my displeasure with the barrister:

SHE KILLS HIM!

Okay, this got me to look up from the other baits and start paying attention to her.

Surprisingly, he was not driving on the Sagamba Express Road on April 21:


MRS NGOMA TAYLOR

Date: Mon, 12 Jan 2004 13:10:28 -0800 (PST)
Subject: A suprising story(may GOD protects you and your family.

DEAR MR UNKINDLY,

In hoping you are fine with your family,may GOD be with you and your family. I know this will be as a surprist to you ,The lawyer i gave this transaction to got involved in a terrible motor accident this afternoon and didnot servival it,I then met a reliable citizen of this country who introduced me to a well known and a reliable Barrister whom i told all about this transaction.

I finally agree to make the Barrister know that the consignment worths money because getting change of ownership certificate demands time and a lot of money which i have already spend alot to the late Barrister about this transaction, inwhich i can not afford and that's why i have to tell him the content inorder for him to help me out.

Actually the consignment's content is not known by the security company and why is because the consignment would not be tampered with ,I for reasons arrange with the Barrister for the consignment now to be moved to europe through a dipomat who the Barrister know from the FerderaL Government, after all our discussion this morning the diplomat will be leaving for Europe on wednesday 14/1/04 with the consignment to the security companys affliate office in BRUSSELLS BELGIUM .

My lawyer then told me it's after the arrival of the consignment that you will recieve the Documents,plus an agreement he is prepering in repect of this transection.

So by thursday 15/1/04 you'll recieve the whole neccessary documents for you to be able to get incontact with the security company in Europe i.e Belgium. I want you to get incontact with the Barrister so as to explain better through this number 00229 449921 for more detail information. Awaiting your urgent response.

BEST REGARDS,

MRS NGOMA.



THE FINAL EMAIL FROM THE NOW-DEAD LAWYER:


BARRISTER #1

Date: Mon, 12 Jan 2004 02:06:51 -0800 (PST)
From: emanli johnson <emanli_johnson@yahoo.com>
Subject: Re: VERY URGENT

DEAR UNKINDLY,
Good day to you ,i am very sorry of my respone of my mail to you and why all this delay is alot of offices have not open for the year and i went to the hihg court for the notorization and legalazation of the documents per my words to you but those in concerm are still not back from the christmas holiday ,i am on my way back to the court ,if possible i will sent it across to you today i am very sorry of this delay ,bear things with me and i have contacted my client and explaint things to her which she understood me and she asked me to carry up this for you are the waite for the power of Attorney from her to carry out this transection on her behaft as the rigtful benefirily of the consignment deposited by her late husband.

Iwill get back to you soon before the end of today working day

BEST REGARDS,
BARRISTER. CUOVI AUGUSTIN ADJOVI

I really thought this might end it:


UNKINDLY CONTRIBUTOR

... to BARRISTER #1

: Sorry, but my partner has explained to me that you are deceased.
Rest in peace.


Nope!

MRS NGOMA TAYLOR

Date: Thu, 15 Jan 2004 02:05:19 -0800 (PST)

DEAR MR UNKINDLY,

May the blessing of our LORD be with you and your family.

Meanwhile, i have been expecting to read for you all this period , have you contacted the lawyer, because last night i recieve a mail from him that all arrangament have been carry ,so i want you to call him,so he can explain better to you through his personal phone line 00229 44 99 21 as you get to him please let me know from you all that you discuss with him.

Dear Unkindly, please do so for we are waiting to hear from you and may GOD reciever the soul of Barrister Cuovi AUGUSTIN ADJOVI who is now Rest in peace.

Therefore about the house you told me that you have found , please discuss with those concern and get back to me ,because we really needed it now as we are about to joint you over there soon , and if it can be sold for 2.1 million is going to be okey for us .

Have a nice day with your family,and my kids are greetting you too.

May GOD blessing shower on us.

Thanks,

MRS NGOMA.


UNKINDLY CONTRIBUTOR

The only mail I have is from the dead lawyer.


MRS NGOMA TAYLOR

Date: Fri, 16 Jan 2004 01:35:24 -0800 (PST)
DEAR UNKINDLY,

Good day to you and as you make mention that you have not hear from the BARRISTER ,i will like you to contact him for the smooth transfer and get more information from him , call him to day and get back to me with the information you gether from him and his telephone number is 00229 44 99 21 and he is called Barrister GBENGA WILLIAMS.As you call him for more information asked him to sent over to you the bond agreement letter on his deposition and as you reciever it get back to me for the other documents to enble you clear the consignment .

You know this is the only hope i have for now with my kids and they are extenting their greetting to you and praying for GOD to be with you in all that you are doing for this transaction.

Dear Unkindly,about the house i asked you what are the people say about and did they agree of that price if so get to me and i have to know what to do as to joint you over there with my kids.

Awaiting to read from you soon ,call the Barrister please and please to day as you read this mail.

BEST REGARDS.

MRS NGOMA.


UNKINDLY CONTRIBUTOR

OK I will wait for the new barrister to reach me via email.

The house sold. There is another one near it but I think it is more expensive. How many guest houses do you need with it? What style of swimming pool do you prefer?

thx.

Enter BARRISTER #2 - I HOPE HE'S A BETTER DRIVER!


BARRISTER #2

Date: Fri, 16 Jan 2004 07:50:15 -0800 (PST)
From: "Barrist.Williams Olugbenga"
<willie_gbeng@yahoo.com>
Subject: FROM BARRISTER WILLIAMS.

DEAR MR UNKINDLY,

Good dayto you and your entire family.

I am Barrister Olugbenga Williams am getting across to you in respect of my client MRS NGOMA TAYLOR who confided in me and i have promised to help in all area that's of my binding in this transaction but before i further on this issue absolutely i would want you to know my charges have to be paid immediately after the clearance of the fund.

Now i have made all arrangement for this fund to be moved via a Diplomat whom i know properly through the Government of this country to Europe .

The affliate office of the security company in Europe has recieved the consignment yesterday 15/1/04 and it's confirmed ,So i will be sending you the change of ownship certificate and an agreement you will have to sign and send the signed copy back.

On monday the 19/1/04 by 3.30pm the change of ownership certificate will be ready from the ministry of finance ,so before the end of Business on monday you will recieve it .

Awaiting your urgent response.
REGARD ,

BARRISTER O. WILLIAMS.

I decided to focus on getting her to go to lawyer #3.


MRS NGOMA TAYLOR

Date: Sat, 17 Jan 2004 07:12:29 -0800 (PST)
DEAR UNKINDLY,
mAY THE PEACE OF THE lord BE UPON YOU AND YOUR FAMILY,HOW HAVE YOU GONE WITH THE LAWYER DID YOU MADE THE CALL AS WAS DIRECTED BY ME,AND IF YOU HAVE NOT BE INTOUCH WITH HIM AND LET ME KNOW YOUR DISCUSSION AND THE PRESENT TIME BECAUSE I AM REALLY IN PROBLEM HERE IN COTONOUAND MY KIDS ARE NOT IN SCHOOL FOR A VERY LONG TIME NOW ,THEY HAVE BEEN PUTTING OFF CONTROL HERE.

MY PLANS IS AFTER THE SUCCESSFUL TRANSFER OF THIS FUND TO YOUR COUNTRY YOU WILL ALSO HELP ME TO LOOK FOR A VERY GOOD SCHOOL FOR MY KIDS ,THAT WILL BE THE FIRST THINGS I HAVE TO DO WHEN I JOINT YOU OVER IN YOUR COUNTRY.

TRY AND SEE THAT YOU GET TO THE LAWYER FOR MORE INFORMATION,AND HIS NUMBER IS 00229 44 99 21 DO SO FOR ME AND GOD WILL SHOWER HIS BLESS ON YOU WITH YOUR FAMILY.

HAVE A NICE WEEKEND WITH YOUR FAMILY.

BEST REGARDS,

MRS NGOMA.


UNKINDLY CONTRIBUTOR

Somebody claiming to be a lawyer sent me an email. He's supposed to send documents soon. I will check it out when it shows up.


MRS NGOMA TAYLOR

Date: Mon, 19 Jan 2004 12:34:39 -0800 (PST)

DEAR UNKINDLY,

Good day to you and your family.

Who sent you the mail is not claiming he is a proffessional lawyer who is reliable and compitent, I saw him to day but he was in the court defending a client of his and that is why you have not recieved the documents needed so by tomorrow he will get to you and send you the documents.

Furthermore, how about the house i asked you about and what are the owner saying are they out to sale on the price i issue, let me know because as the fund is getting to your control ,i will like you to make payment of the house before me and my kids joint you over.

Remenber, that this fund is the only hope i and my kids are having and for your information i will like you to see that all gose well and get back to me with some amount for us to fine our way up there, by perpare our international passport and other documents and are in need.

May GOD protect us in the best part of life.

REGARDS,
MRS NGOMA.

BARRISTER #2 missed his self-imposed deadline for sending fake documents:


UNKINDLY CONTRIBUTOR

Ms Taylor I'm really worried about these lawyers you have picked. The first one was incompetent and unable to reply to emails. The second one promises things and then does not deliver on his promises. That is not the sort of behaviour one desires in a lawyer!

So we can't go back to that first one because he died. I'm thinking we should get a different lawyer. Maybe if we had two lawyers they could look out for each of our interests. You can keep the current one since it sounds like you know him. I'll find one for myself. But I still don't understand why a lawyer is needed since you're not doing anything weird, just making a transfer right?

The house sold, I told you that already I thought. There's another estate next door that has its own horse stables let me know if that is of use for you.

Regards




BARRISTER #2

Date: Tue, 20 Jan 2004 10:02:25 -0800 (PST)
Subject: ATTACHED FILES

DEAR MR. UNKINDLY,
Good day to you and your entire family.

Am sending to you the initial required documents in respect of the fund.

The certificate of deposit and the agreement bond, so the agreement has a portion for you to sign and send back before the change of ownership certificate would be sent to you.

Do open your attach file to see the two documents.

Awaiting your urgent response .

Regards,
Barrister O.Williams.


UNKINDLY CONTRIBUTOR

Why are you sending these files to me? Who are you? I have not hired you to perform any services on my behalf.

Regards


BARRISTER #2

... ATTACKS MY CIVILITY! THE NERVE!

Date: Wed, 21 Jan 2004 10:29:40 -0800 (PST)
Subject: HELLO TO YOU.

DEAR MR. UNKINDLY,

Good day to you .
You seen not to be polite with your statements.
I am not Advocating for you but for my client Mrs NGOMA, despite all i have done to make sure this transaction goes well you are talking to me through mail as if i am a juvenile,all you need initially to be the beneficiary to this fund is what i have sent to you,So if you want me to finally send to you the charge of ownership certificate ,please sign the Agreement copy so that the certificate of clearing the fund would be sent to you .

The contact of the security company affliate office will be sent to you when you sign the Agreement copy

Please try to be decent with your language when you write, because i like decency for we still have alot to do together and mind you it's when the consignment is cleared that my charges will be paid by you,so i want smoothness in our relationship from now before you clear the fund.

Awaiting your urgent response.

Regards,

Barrister. O.Williams.

Oh dear, that was the wrong rock to turn over...

UNKINDLY CONTRIBUTOR

>DEAR MR. UNKINDLY,
>
>Good day to you .
>You seen not to be polite with your statements.

What???? Please identify for me which of these questions was impolite:

"Why are you sending these files to me?"

You have provided no information on why a stranger would send me such documents.

"Who are you?"

You have not identified yourself. Please provide your FULL professional background, examples of articles you have written for law journals, areas of specialization, cases, etc.

"I have not hired you to perform any services on my behalf."

I think that statement stands on its own.

"Regards"

Again, please identify how any of that could POSSIBLY be seen as impolite.
In FACT, considering that you mailed me out of the blue I think I was extremely polite in not just deleting your email unread.

Instead you insult me!

>I am not Advocating for you but for my client Mrs NGOMA, despite all i have done to make sure this transaction goes well you are talking to me through mail as if i am a juvenile,
Again, what in the world are you talking about?
Provide citations.

>all you need initially to be the beneficiary to this fund is what i have sent to you,So if you want me to finally send to you the charge of ownership certificate ,please sign the Agreement copy so that the certificate of clearing the fund would be sent to you .

I do not know who you are so I have no interest in sending you anything. And considering how accusatory you are in tone I have no interest in dealing with you. As you CLAIM to be representing Mrs Ngoma, I will suggest to her that she enlist better counsel.

>The contact of the security company affliate office will be sent to you when you sign the Agreement copy

When I receive something worth signing I will refer it to my attorney there.

>Please try to be decent with your language when you write, because i like decency for we still have alot to do together and mind you it's when the consignment is cleared that my charges will be paid by you,so i want smoothness in our relationship from now before you clear the fund.

Please identify the indecent language used.

>Awaiting your urgent response.

I await yours.

>Regards,

>Barrister. O.Williams.

Regards.


UNKINDLY CONTRIBUTOR

Mrs Taylor, I got a message from a barrister who says he represents you. I cannot believe how rude he is. I asked who he was - politely, I might add - and he responded by insulting me!!!!!

This cannot be tolerated!

Fire him immediately! Lawyers are a dime a dozen!


UNKINDLY CONTRIBUTOR

Good news! I have found a lawyer who can help us. Please let me know when you replace that insulting idiot who contacted me before and I will have my lawyer talk with your lawyer so there are no misunderstandings and we can expedite this process.

I found a really sweet estate - when can you come to look at it?


MRS NGOMA TAYLOR, fresh from the hospital, wants jeeps for the kids. Sure thing, hon.

MRS NGOMA TAYLOR

Date: Fri, 23 Jan 2004 10:58:00 -0800 (PST)
Subject: Re: help me and my kids out please.

DEAR MR. UNKINDLY,

May the blessing of our LORD GOD be upon you and your family.

I was admitted in he hospital here in coonou all this period ,and i thanks GOD of protecting me and my children all this period.

I am now okey and prepare to joint you over there with my children .

I want to confirm from you if you have recieved the proof of fund and the Agreement letter my lawyer sent to you.

I want you to get back to me on all you have discuss regarding this transaction with my lawyer.

Meanwhile, about the sweet estate , get me the cost price of it and also i want to know the cost price of two America model of car like jeeps of 2002 model for this cars will be use for personal for my kids and for others purpose and my kids will like to see the picture of the building they are going to stay as soon as we joint you and your family,sent the picture of the house in my mail box quickly for action should be taking as we have the picture and the price list of the cars.

Finally,i will like you to respect the instraction of The lawyer, Barrister GBENGA WILLIAMS because he is the one who will assiste us on all documents regarding to this transaction and security of this fund, because for the little time i have been with him i discover that he is a very good man with the fear of the LORD our GOD in him.

I will like you to work with Barrister Gbenga Williams for the smooth clearance of this fund by you in Europe .

Dear, get back to me with all this information as you read this mail .

Have a very good weekend with your family and may GOD protect us.

BEST REGARDS,

MRS NGOMA.


UNKINDLY CONTRIBUTOR

Mrs Ngoma

1 - Did you read my email? That lawyer is an insulting idiot and I will have nothing more to do with him. When you get a new lawyer, let me know and I will have him contact my lawyer. That Williams guy owes me an apology. I am sure you can do much better than him.

2 - The estate costs $3.7 million. Is this in your price range? It's average for this area.

3 - Why do the kids want used cars? I'll check into 2004 models.

Waiting to hear from the new lawyer.


MRS NGOMA TAYLOR's spamming got her old account closed:

MRS NGOMA TAYLOR

Date: Mon, 26 Jan 2004 11:38:25 -0800 (PST)
Subject: Re: help me and my kids out please.

DEAR MR UNKINDLY,

Good day to you and your family.i am okey today and i thanks GOD of protecting me and my children in time like this.

I saw your mail and the contents well noted and as you know my present condition , i pray you should work out things with the Barrister Williams.

Please MR UNKINDLY , i want you to know that Barrister Williams is the only one i have that can arrange things properly because he is a proffessional in such matters ,he was introduced to me through those he has helped in such matters before now.

I have not paid him a dine since this transaction started and he is really willing to help me and my family for smooth transactional proceeds.

So i am pleading on his behalf that you should cooperate with him for things to go well for all of us. Inrespect of the property you saw its okey ,by me and for the cars please do all you can to make a very good arrangement , after the clearing of the fund ,the Barrister has just call me say that he needs your absolute cooperation for things to go well ,please Arrange with him well intime so as to get over with this transaction in time and for me and my children to joint you over in your country which that have been our prayer.

Awaiting to heard from you .
May Almighty GOD protect us in all that we are doing.
Best Regards,
MRS NGOMA.

N/B.This is the New E-mail box opened for continual cos the old box has problem of opening.
All New correspondence should go through the New box ngoma_taylor @yahoo.com .
Thanks.


UNKINDLY CONTRIBUTOR

Mrs Taylor,

That lawyer was an insulting idiot. He owes me an apology and an explanation for his bizarre and unprofessional behavior. I strongly urge you to consider replacing him with someone competent.

I will check into the cars - are you looking to purchase or lease?

An apology received:


BARRISTER #2

Date: Tue, 27 Jan 2004 04:52:41 -0800 (PST)
Subject: SORRY MY FRIEND.

HELLO DEAR UNKINDLY,

I saw your mail and the contents well note. I wouldn't want us to be argueing this issue of not been polite. Please for GOD sake lets see to the absolute success of this transaction.

My client in the frist place introduced your person to me through all mail correspondence you've had together, and that's why i get through to you by sending you those documents in other for you to go along with the procedure to which you can clear the fund.

We should be friends and not getting annoyed over issues like this,am sorry if my question of been polite annoyed you,that request came because of your question of who i am.

So please let's move forward to round up this transaction soonest. Please if you do'nt mind call me so that we can relate lightly .
My number is 00229 44 99 21.

Awaiting to hear from you.

Regards,

Barrister.o.williams.


UNKINDLY CONTRIBUTOR

Barrister Williams,
I have no interest in being your friend. That is not the job of a barrister. Your job is to provide effective counsel to your clients. The sooner you start doing that for my partner, the better.

Because of your behavior I have been forced, at significant expense, to retain a lawyer over there. He says he is also in Cotonou Republic of Benin so perhaps you know him. I will ask him to contact you directly so you two can talk through the legal details and this transaction can be concluded expeditiously.

Regards


UNKINDLY CONTRIBUTOR

Mrs Ngoma,

Good news, the estate is still available. Please get back to me about the swimming pool.

Here's the hit - please send 150,000 DALLORS, whatever they are.
This is email #24 from her.



MRS NGOMA TAYLOR

Date: Thu, 29 Jan 2004 04:18:33 -0800 (PST)
DEAR MR. UNKINDLY,
May the blessing of our LORD be upon you and your family.

I have been all this days in the Hospital for medical check up per my health condition and i thanks GOD for his personal protection for me and my children.

However, my children are very very happy about the good news we saw on your mail to us about the swimming pool in the estate which they are in love with it,they are also asking me about the cars i asked you to check the price over there.

How fer have you gone?

I want you to fasting every aspect with the lawyer about all the documents regarding this transaction for to enble you clear this fund with in this period of time.

Meanwhile,as soon as you clear this fund from the security finance company, i will want you to do the following for me..

1)Make payment of the estate with the swimming pool and make sure you collect all the documents regarding the building for the security of the house, and after finding out the price of the cars i asked you, i will want you to buy the cars for us as we joint you and your family, so that we will started making use of it and for the comfort of my children over there.

2)As soon as all is been done, sent down to me the sum of 150,000US DALLORS to enble me to pay the service of the lawyer and also to make perparetion of all our documents for me and my children to joint you over and also you have to sent to us a letter of invitation from your country for us to have VISA quickly with out delay.

Finally, sign the letter of Agreement been sent to you for the lawyer to make perparetion of the change of ownship certificate on your name as the rightful beneficiary of the fund in place.

My prayer is for GOD to protect you and your family in all what you are doing and for your assistance rending to us.

Have a nice day with youyr family.

BEST REGARDS,
MRS NGOMA.


UNKINDLY CONTRIBUTOR

Mrs Ngoma,

Thanks, that all sounds reasonable. "My family" is just me, I am unattached.

I have a few little questions that I hope you can clear up -

When are you planning to arrive? I am scheduled to meet with the real estate agent for the property next week. Will you be able to come for that meeting? Otherwise I will have to do the formal showing of the estate myself and I don't know things like how many bathrooms you need, number of guest bedrooms, fireplaces, etc.

It sounds like you have been in the hospital a good deal lately. I hope you are well. Do your ailments affect the kind of house you need? Maybe this estate would not be a good fit for you as it has so many floors in the main house; perhaps a one-level rancher would be better.

For the jeeps, it depends on the model you want. A 2004 Grand Cherokee can go from $27,260 to $39,275 MSRP. Do you want the Quadra-Trac II AWD? It sort of depends on how you're planning to use it, if you're just driving around the estate you probably won't need the extra navigation system. I'm going to a dealer in the next week or two so let know if you want to buy or lease.

I don't understand the request for a letter of invitation, you should just come.

I haven't heard back from the lawyer. He seems really unresponsive. There is so much at stake here I think you should retain somebody who is more reliable.

Regards

Mrs Taylor just wants a modest house of 5 to 8 bedrooms, pool, coupla jeeps...


MRS NGOMA TAYLOR

Date: Fri, 30 Jan 2004 12:24:56 -0800 (PST)
DEAR MR. UNKINDLY,

May the blessing of our GOD be with you and protect you in all that you are doing to assiste me and my children

Your mail was well understood and i also thank you for your assistance render to me to see that all went well with us as we are about to join you over there,as soon as you clear the fund from the security house and pay it to you account you should sent down money for us to pay our way over there.

I am also happy of your concern about my health and i keep praying for you,i thank GOD of his personal protection on us.

Meanwhile, i will like you to met with the real estate agents and discuss about the house and get prepared as you clear the fund you make the payment of the building on my behalf,remenber to collect all documents regarding the building , and for your information my children love the estate and more it will be okey for me and my children.just four or five bedrooms with three guest bedrooms,and two fireplaces,with master bedroom,just some things that will be good for me and my children with the swimming pool ,you know what is good that will be good for a family and my children and i have discuss about the model of jeeps needed in the family ,please the 2004 model of the Grand Cherokee is okey at this price $27,260 you will also buy two of it kinds.

I was inform by the Barrister William that he will be Travelling to Ghana for a meeting which he will be coming back by monday next week.Please you should bear things with him as i told you he is a very busy man,He will get back to you as soon as he read your mail, have you sign the letter of Agreement?.

If you have not sign the Agreement, please do so as to expedite things because your signing the Agreement will enable him to send you the change of ownership certificate for clearance of the fund in time.

Please before monday send the signed copy to him ,so that before wednesday you can recieve the change of ownership certificate and the security company contact in Europe from the Lawyer .

Awaiting to hear from you.

Best Regards,

Mrs Ngoma.


UNKINDLY CONTRIBUTOR

Mrs Ngoma,

That is excellent news. I will take care of the jeeps next week. But I do not understand, when can I expect you? I cannot drive two jeeps by myself!

This Williams guy is unavailable again? Sack him. There is too much riding on this to have him gallavanting around the countryside while you sit there waiting for him to work on your behalf. Simply intolerable. Let me know when you get a new attorney. You referred to some agreement to sign I don't know what you are referring to. If it's something this Williams person sent I probably already deleted it. He sent me something with a virus in it so I think you should watch out for documents from him.

What style of architecture do you prefer? Colonial, modern, deco, bauhaus? I still feel like I'm flying in the dark regarding the property. You could always just tear down the existing structure and build a new one, happens all the time, but you may as well get what you want the first time without the added expense.


UNKINDLY CONTRIBUTOR

Mrs Ngoma,
Here is the information on the estate. Their price is down to $2.7M. It has 5 bedrooms, 7 baths, 4 fireplaces.

A true real estate listing in my alleged city. Sent just to tick her off.

***** *** RD PLANO, TX 75024
$2,700,000
5 Bed, 7 Bath
8,702 Sq. Ft
Single Family Property
Area: Plano
County: DENTON
Year Built: 2001
New construction
5 total bedroom(s)
7 total bath(s)
6 total full bath(s)
2 total half bath(s)
Approximately 8702 sq. ft.
Two story
Type: Detached
Style: French style
Master bedroom is 22 X 14
Living room is 20 X 16
Dining room is 17 X 16
Kitchen is 20 X 16
4 or more fireplaces
Fireplace features: Gas logs, Gas starter
Swimming pool(s)
4 covered parking spaces
4 or more car garage
Heating features: Central heat - gas
Central air conditioning
Interior features: Bay windows, Breakfast bar, Built-in icemaker, Built-in microwave, Built-In refrig/freezer, Built-in wine cooler, Burglar alarm, Cable avail, Carpet, Central vacuum, Dishwasher, Disposal, Double oven, Electric oven, Exercise rm, Fire sprinkler system, Fire/Smoke alarm, Game rm, Gas cooktop, Gas logs frpl, Gas starter frpl, Granite/Granite type cntrtop, Intercom sys, Kitchen island, Library/Study, Loft, Marble flrs, Media rm, Monitored security sys., Multiple staircases, Owned security sys., Second master bdrm, Self clean oven, Skylights, Slab foundation, Smoke detector, Vaulted ceilings, Vent mechanism, Walk-in closet, Walk-in pantry, Wet bar, Wood flrs
Exterior features: Balcony, Circular drive, Covered patio, Covered porch, Gutters, Sprinkler system Exterior construction: Rock/stone exterior, Stucco
Community security features
Approximate lot is 202X185X110X189
School District: LEWISVILLE

FEBRUARY

... for those keeping score. She tries to get the scammage back on track:


MRS NGOMA TAYLOR

Date: Tue, 3 Feb 2004 05:44:49 -0800 (PST)

DEAR MR UNKINDLY,

Good day to you .

I saw your mail and the contents was well noted,infact i love all your finding and your great efforts towards our possesing them.

Please Mr Unkindly we have to treat the first things first which is how to clear this fund on time ,The Agreement has to be signed first and sent to my lawyer so that he can send to you the power of Authority i.e change of ownship of the fund for you to go and clear the fund for me.

Mr Unkindly, you are the only one i depend on so please send back the signed copy so that before the end of this week you can get the certificate and travel with it to clear the fund for me.

Please it's good for us to make haste while the sun shines, and if you have deleted the Agreement then reconfirm so that you can be sent another copy immediately so that when you sign it ,then this transaction can be over intime.and the properties can be bought and my kids can start living well before the end of this february.

Dear Mr unkindly , i want you to do as you promise to assiste me and my kids so that we can join you over and enjoy things with your family.

Awaiting to hear from you.

May Almighty GOD shower his blessing in all that you are doing to assiste us.

BEST REGARDS.

MR NGOMA.


UNKINDLY CONTRIBUTOR

Mrs Ngoma,
I already told you I deleted the mail from that lawyer. He has not replied back to me in like a week now. Have you fired him yet? I hope you have found someone better - that should not be hard!

I'm not sure what agreement you're talking about but since the money is yours you should be able to transfer it whenever you want. What are you waiting for?

Was that house okay? It would be one of the smaller ones on the block but I think it has some nice features. What are your kids' names?


BARRISTER #2

Date: Wed, 4 Feb 2004 08:10:27 -0800 (PST)
Subject: URGENT RESPONSE

Dear Mr.Unkindly,
Good day to you .

I was out of town, but I'm now back,so please I'm waiting for the copy of the agreement which you are to endorse and send back to me.

For quick readiness of the change of ownership certificate.

Awaiting your urgent response.

Regards,

Barrister O.Williams


UNKINDLY CONTRIBUTOR

Mr Williams,
What is the meaning of this poor performance on your part? Do you not care about your responsibilities to Mrs Taylor? I emailed you a week ago and only NOW do you get around to responding? Do you have no one else in your office capable of sending out an email?

I hope you had a pleasant vacation but that does not aid me or Mrs Taylor.

I previously deleted all mails from you from my inbox so I have no copy of any agreement from you. If you want me to see it, send it.

Introducing the kids:


MRS NGOMA TAYLOR

Date: Wed, 4 Feb 2004 09:16:19 -0800 (PST)
DEAR MR.UNKINDLY,
Hope you are fine, i saw your mail of today and the contents well noted.

Inrespect of my lawyer, he is the only one that can help the situation right now because he is doing all he is doing to help me because of who introduced me to him.

He is the best around so please co-operat with him for smoot sailing of this transaction , and like you have deleted the agreement i will want you to send your full detailed information again to his box for him to arrange for you the change of ownship certificate so that you can go intime to represent me.

And please in your next mail tell me when you will be able to leave for europe where the consignment is ,so as to send to you the pin code of the consignment and contact of the security company in europe and speak with them before you leave your base to europe.

My kids names are
1) KINGSLEY TAYLOR AGE 12 YEARS BOY.
2)GODSWILL TAYLOR AGE 9 YEARS BOY.
3)JULIET TAYLOR AGE 6YEARS GIRL.
Those are the names age and sex of my children and they are really willing to meet with you and your family.

Meanwhile, the house and the cars matter, i think we should finalise with the clearance of the fund first .

Awaiting your urgent response.

REGARDS,

MRS. NGOMA.


UNKINDLY CONTRIBUTOR

Mrs Taylor -

I don't understand why you say the lawyer is the only one that can help the situation right now. It seems he is the PROBLEM right now. He is non-responsive. Have you found another lawyer yet? Lawyers are a dime a dozen.

When are you coming to see the house? I have an appointment for a showing on Friday.

I'm sorry to hear the children are so young - they are too young to drive in this country. Does that mean you will only need one Jeep for now or are we still on for two?

Hopefully you can come soon. Then we can travel to complete this dealing and get you properly lodged here. Have you had a chance to check out the local school districts?


UNKINDLY CONTRIBUTOR

Mrs Ngoma,
Couple of quick things:
1 - How do you want to finance the house purchase? You can probably get 4.5% on a 15 yr with 3 pts but then I was thinking you may want to consider going with an ARM instead if you think the rates will drop further. What are your thoughts? You have to beat 20% to avoid PMI.

2 - Let me know about the number of jeeps. I had a preliminary deal in place for two but if it's just one then that will hurt the bargaining power. I did a test drive last night, very nice, suspension was a little tight I thought. What colors do you want?

3 - Still no word from the lawyer. Doesn't he realize he works for you? I am VERY concerned that he seems to show you SO LITTLE REGARD. What is his problem?

4 - I found an old email from him in my Trash folder, it had some attachments with it. I have no idea if these are the ones he was talking about before or if they are even still valid. So I am waiting to hear from him. And waiting. And waiting. I feel bad that he has slowed this process down so far - there is alot riding on this and you need better care. Speaking of which, do let me know when you will be coming to see the estate.


BARRISTER #2

Date: Thu, 5 Feb 2004 06:36:51 -0800 (PST)
Subject: RE ATTACHED DOCUMENTS

Dear Mr.Unkindly,
Good day to you.

I saw your mail and I'm now resending the same documents to you again, so do sign the agreement and then send it back to me immediately attched with your address for the change of ownership certificate .

Please send it back as soon as you finish reading this mail.

Awaitng your urgent response.

Regards,

Barrister O.Williams.

He attached the same documents. My fake name's misspelled on them, btw. A little time in Paint later we have a signed doc.


UNKINDLY CONTRIBUTOR

Sir -
Congratulations on replying to an email request in less than a week.

The signed agreement is attached.

My fake signature is much more legible than theirs. Is their no pride in workmanship anymore?

Meanwhile, Mrs Taylor acquires a mobile phone. Can you hear me now?


MRS NGOMA TAYLOR

Date: Fri, 6 Feb 2004 01:58:22 -0800 (PST)
Subject: Re: help me and my kids out please.

DEAR MR. UNKINDLY,

Good day to you , i alway pray for you in all that you are doing to assiste me and my kids to come over there may the blessing of our LORD be upon you.

I just left the lawyer office about an hour ago and he told me he has resent you the Documents you deleted from your mail box, for some important reason please just sign the Agreement so that things will go well and easier for both of us.

I just got a mobile line yesterday and i' ve been trying to get intouch with you but all to no avail so please try to call me on 00229 94 06 10 as to expedite things.

Meanwhile my kids are also greeting you too.

Finally, try to call me as soon as you read this mail for i will be waiting for your call

May the Almighty GOD protect us all in all that we are doing in the best part of life.

BEST REGARDS,

MRS NGOMA.


UNKINDLY CONTRIBUTOR

Mrs Ngoma,
I finally heard from the lawyer. My God he is slow. I have sent off the documents so all is in order and the funds should be transferred immediately unless he's a moron.
Let me know about the number of Jeeps, you did not respond to that.
I had a spin through the estate it is lovely. Let me know when you will be coming to see it. I told the agent that you would want to see it next week or the week after that at the latest.
Regards


BARRISTER #2

Date: Fri, 6 Feb 2004 05:12:49 -0800 (PST)
Subject: RE ATTACHED DOCUMENTS RECEIVED

Dear Mr.Unkindly,
Thanks for your mail and I also received the signed agreement in good order.

With this that I have received, the change of ownership certificate will be ready by noon on monday the 09-2-2004.so expect the copy before the close of business on monday.

please do confirm to me when you will be leaving for Brusselles -Belgium to clear the consignment from the security company.

My client Mrs.Ngoma is really willing to know when you will leave to clear the consignment so as to make all necessary arrangments for her to meet you up in America for the both of you to finalize the investment arrangments.

She said that she has been trying to reach you on telephone without success, so try and see if you can reach her on this number .

Tel:00229-940-610.

Awaiting your response.

Regards,

Barrister O.Williams.

He's a little ahead of the script. I'll be in Brussels on March 1.


UNKINDLY CONTRIBUTOR

Barrister,
You seem to be confused. My partner has said nothing about traveling to Belgium. I suppose you have once again erred and confused her with another of your clients. This kind of behavior is not tolerable! In fact she is coming to America first - this is not really your business but since you seem intent on writing about things that are not your business I decided to clarify this for you. I have found a reasonable house for her.

Now if you will focus on things that are your business I am sure you will send off the documentation promptly.
Regards

And now, a message whose sole purpose is to infuriate at the injustice of charity and fortune bestowed upon others. I'm betting she doesn't have what Covey calls an "abundance mentality".

UNKINDLY CONTRIBUTOR

Mrs Ngoma,

I'm concerned about the house financing - this has to get in place quickly as it may take 8 to 10 weeks for an approval. Do you favor a straight 4.375 15 yr with 3 pts or would you prefer a 3/1 ARM? Are you eligible for FHA?

I had an incredible weekend. I was at the Jeep dealership and there was a GM dealership next door. GM has a promotion on called the Hot Button - you press a button and you have a chance to win a car. Their web site for it is at http://www.gm.com/vc/hotbutton/index.html Well, I decided to try it and I won! It's a Chevy Malibu, grey, 2004 model.

The way it works is that they are supposed to ship me the car through that dealership but then I got to thinking about you and your situation. I mean, it's not a Jeep so it's not what you want but there are so many people who are needy in the world and I really don't need another car.

So here's what I did: I signed the car over to the Jewish Family Services. They handle the immigration resettlement services for the whole state so this way the car will be given to a refugee family or they can just sell it and keep the cash. Plus this way I get a tax write-off for the full value of the new car. Not bad for pushing a button! But that's the way life goes here sometimes, maybe that's why they say America is the land of opportunity.

When are you arriving? Do you have your flights yet?

We crossed in the mail:


MRS NGOMA TAYLOR

Date: Mon, 9 Feb 2004 06:47:24 -0800 (PST)
DEAR UNKINDLY,

Good day to you ,inhoping you and your entire family are fine.if so thanks to GOD
Almighty.

I met with my lawyer this morning on the issue of the change of ownership certificate that you will go with to Belgium as the Beneficiary to the fund, but he told me you said you're not aware of your travelling to Belgium and that am coming over to meet with you in America this week.

But i believe you should know that the only way i can met up with you is by you clearing the fund first for me and my children and it's then you will send me some money to arrange myself for the trip to America to meet with you with my kids.

The essence of you signing the Agreement is to legalize our partnership and is through this that your change of ownship can be prepared from the court .

Please let's do all we should do intime so that you can clear the fund for me . make arrangement to travel now and get back to me when you'll be leaving your base to Belgium intime,am really scared of demurage charges because the more the fund is left in Belgium the more the demurage .

So please make arrangement and get back to me , the certificate will be ready today ,am awaiting your quick response inorder for me to instruct the lawyer to send you the certificate.

My kids are greeting you and they are praying for you in all that you are doing to assiste us .they really missing your present as a father to them.

May Almighty GOD protect us in the best part of life.

Awaiting your quick response.

Best Regards,

MRS. NGOMA.

I invented a new idiom:


UNKINDLY CONTRIBUTOR

Mrs Ngoma,
As I have previously told you I have no other family. I am grateful for your warm words on such a cold day. But now I am more confused than ever. You never said anything about Belgium before. What is in Belgium? Isn't the lawyer over there with you? I thought he was but now I don't know. Please let me know when you can come here and we can meet and resolve these issues - I would love to take you for a tour of the estate and we can then go from here to wherever is necessary to complete the transaction. It is not clear to me why you are delaying on traveling here.

We simply cannot wait long on the loan details for the house - the deal will, as they say, fall on the turtle. Please do not hesitate further on that information as banks are under no obligation to loan out money! The whole house deal will be in peril!

More calendar fun with the idiot lawyer:


UNKINDLY CONTRIBUTOR

> Mr Barrister, you wrote:

"With this that I have received, the change of ownership certificate will be ready by noon on monday the 09-2-2004.so expect the copy before the close of business on monday."

Well, it's now Tuesday.


MRS NGOMA TAYLOR

Date: Tue, 10 Feb 2004 12:53:12 -0800 (PST)
Subject: YOUR FULL CONTACTS PLEASE TO ENABLE GIVE YOU A CALL.

DEAR MR UNKINDLY,

Good day to you , i saw your mail and it was noted.

I asked you to give me a call for us to discuss out things which i believe you needed to know more from me but all along waiting but didnot hear from you.

Please , i will want you to sent over to me your direct contacts to enable me speak to you in person and know more about you , because my kids are real worry about the condition they are facing over here in cotonou west Africa.

I did not have much to say but waiting for your contact so i can call you on phone.

We are all well and keep praying for GOD assiste.

Awaiting to have your full contacts as you do be expecting my call.

Best Regards.

MRS NGOMA.


UNKINDLY CONTRIBUTOR

Mrs Ngoma,
This is alarming. Please leave there immediately and come here where you and the kids will be safe. You are in my prayers. I tried to call you but the phone system there must be awful. So instead you should fly here immediately, fly into Dallas and I will pick you and the kids up at the airport. I cannot brook further danger to you.

Unfortunately, your delay in replying to my simple questions about the home financing has caused that deal to fall on the turtle. Please answer them immediately!

The barrister screwed up again. Instead of doing what he was supposed to do - produce a simple document - he has decided to become a travel agent. What barn did you find him in? Here's how stupid he is - he wants me to travel to Belgium but doesn't say where, or when, or for how long I should be there. Does he think people just pick up and go on a whim? Or that my schedule is fully open to his manipulations and inclinations? If there is a deal to be done it does not seem like he has any plans to see it done. Please find a better one who will keep your interests in mind as this one just seems to have his own plans in mind.


BARRISTER #2

Date: Wed, 11 Feb 2004 04:15:20 -0800 (PST)
Subject: URGENT ACTION

DEAR MR.UNKINDLY,
Good day to you.

Why you've not received the certificate is for what you told me in your last mail, that you're not aware of your trip to Belgium for the clearing of the consignment, because the essence of the document is to empower you as the beneficiary to the fund to go with the document to clear the consignment in BRUSSELLES.

So now I have discussed with my client MRS NGOMA on the development of things and she promised she would try to get accross to you .

Please Mr.Unkindly send me your private phone and fax numbers to enable me to call you and finalise things before sending the documents and you can also call me on this number so that we can talk.
TEL--00229-449-921.

Awaiting your response

Regards,

Barrister O.WILLIAMS.

Poor Barrister #2. His tolerance for profanity is going to have to increase exponentially and rapidly.


UNKINDLY CONTRIBUTOR

Barrister Williams, I have never come across a more incompetent barrister in my life. It is not your duty to be concerned with my travel plans. It was your duty to produce a simple document for which you had all of the necessary materials. Could you please do that? Evidently such a simple task is far beyond your cognitive powers. Once I receive the document I will consider further steps - but there is no point in even discussing any travel plans unless all documents are properly in place. You have provided absolutely no information about the need to travel to Belgium, or when, or where, or for how long - all the simple basic information one would need.

It is clear to me that you are not keeping your client's interests in mind. I intend to recommend to her that she fire you and replace you with someone who can do the job.

PS. It is now Wednesday. Where is the document that you promised would arrive Monday? Hmmm? Get with it, man!


UNKINDLY CONTRIBUTOR

Mrs Ngoma,
The house sold to someone else. I will look for another one. Please try to get the loan approval in place so we can move fast next time.


UNKINDLY CONTRIBUTOR

Mr Barrister,

I am still waiting for the travel requirements from you:
1. When should I be there?
2. Where should I be? Brussels is a big city.
3. For how long should I there?
4. Why is this necessary?

I am still waiting for the documents from you.

I am not convinced that you are prepared to be serious about this transaction. Please do your job and send the proper documents. Further delays on your part are not acceptable.

Regards

Mrs Ngoma changes her phone number:


MRS NGOMA TAYLOR

Date: Fri, 13 Feb 2004 05:40:38 -0800 (PST)
Subject: Re: YOUR FULL CONTACTS PLEASE TO ENABLE GIVE YOU A CALL.

DEAR MR UNKINDLY,

Hope you are fine.

I saw your mail and the contents well noted, the fund to be used for my travelling and the buying of all i needed is in a security company in Belgium.

That's why my lawyer is telling you all he has said via mail, your going to Brusells is the begining of everything it's when you are through in Belgium that you will send me 150,000 U.S Dollars for me to use in preparing my trip with my children to meet you up in the united state.

So if you need the contact in Brusells then tell my lawyer who will send you the documents you need to go and the contact,also the contact officer in charge of my file and consignment.

After you might have cleared the consignment then i 'll come over and finalise on the investment and my living proper with my children and you over there.

Am really hoping on you to help absolutely in this transaction so that yourself and my family will enjoy this fund together and you should sent accross to me your present contacts for i will like to speak with you on phone or you call me with this number 00229 44 45 14, I will be waiting for your call.

May Almighty GOD bless us in the best part of life, and my kids are greeting you too.

Awaiting to hear from you.

BEST REGARDS,

MRS NGOMA.

Meanwhile, I bought a jeep. My investment in her scam so far: $30,000, none of which she has access to:


UNKINDLY CONTRIBUTOR

Mrs Ngoma, for the Love of God what is wrong with you? Is this some sort of joke? I asked the lawyer for exactly where I have to go in Brussels, exactly when, and for how long. And what do I get in return? NOTHING. SILENCE. I have done EVERYTHING you have asked. There is a BRAND NEW JEEP sitting in my garage now. There is a realtor who is thoroughly pissed off at me because you did not answer SIMPLE questions for the loan approval. So far I have sunk over $30,000 into this business with you and yet this moron lawyer can't be bothered to answer simple questions about the next step. I have had it. If he causes any more trouble the whole thing is off. I don't need this aggravation and I don't need the money. I'm trying to HELP you. If you need money for flights and you have money then use that money or borrow against the securities you have! Jesus, it's child's play. Like this idiot lawyer who promised to have the full documents ready by Monday. Well now it is Friday so maybe he can't read calendars too well.

Honest to Pete. Here is what I asked him:
1. When should I be there?
2. Where should I be? Brussels is a big city.
3. For how long should I there?
4. Why is this necessary?

The $150,000 is no problem but like I said I'm already out $30,000 plus on the car and this idiot lawyer is quickly squandering whatever confidence I had in his ability to represent you properly. I suggest you fly here immediately so you and the children will be safe and we can proceed through this quickly. Let me know when to expect you.

Insult the lawyer again:


UNKINDLY CONTRIBUTOR

Mr Barrister, it's now Friday. I'm pointing that out because you promised to send documents this past Monday and perhaps you are not able to read calendars. Friday comes four days after Monday, so the documents are four days late.

Oh, and you never bothered to answer my simple questions about the travel requirements. Is there someone in your office who can provide customer service?

Another apology rolls in:


BARRISTER #2

Date: Fri, 13 Feb 2004 06:11:50 -0800 (PST)
Subject: DETAILED INFORMATION

Dear Mr.Unkindly,
Good day to you .

Am really sorry for all the misunderstanding within yourself and me. anyway it does happen between people initially untill latter when things work out well there will be absolute understanding and good togetherness.

Am hereby responsding to your mail of thursday the 12/02/2004.

Your going to Belgium should be any time from now because the diplomat has left with the consignment to Brusselles since about a month now and the security company has confirmed the arrival of the consignment since then.

Your name has been given to the security company as the bonafide beneficiary to the consignment since then as instructed by MRS.NGOMA.

And any day you get to Brusselles all you need to do is to contact the contact person through his number then he will come over to pick you from the airport to their office where you will identify yourself with your passport and the change of ownership certificate, thereafter they will then know you as the beneficiary to MRS.NGOMA TAYLOR consignment .

After the transaction which will take a day or two then you will go back to your base with the consignment cleared and banked into your account from Europe.

If you tell me when you are leaving for Europe then you'll receive the document immediately after confirming to me your departure.

There and then I'll sent to you the contact information of the security company.

Awaitng your urgent response.

Regards,

Barrister O.Williams.


UNKINDLY CONTRIBUTOR

Mr Barrister,

You don't seem to understand. You promised the documents would be here on Monday. They weren't. Let me make this clear:

I AM NOT MAKING ANY FINAL TRAVEL ARRANGEMENTS UNTIL I RECEIVE THE DOCUMENTS. v
I HAVE NO REASON TO CALL ANY SECURITY COMPANY UNTIL I RECEIVE THE DOCUMENTS.

YOU ARE NOT DOING YOUR JOB OF PROVIDING THE DOCUMENTS.v
IS THAT CLEAR?

I have made tentative travel arrangements but I will point out AGAIN that you have failed AGAIN to answer my questions related to travel so I ask them AGAIN:

1. When should I be there? EXACTLY WHEN.

2. Where should I be? Brussels is a big city. WHERE IS THE OFFICE?

3. For how long should I there? EXACTLY HOW LONG

4. Why is this necessary? I HAVE NO DOCUMENTS!

Stop screwing up and start providing answers instead of vague generalities!

Kind regards.

She probably knew she shouldn't have sent this:


BARRISTER #2

Date: Sun, 15 Feb 2004 10:05:44 -0800 (PST)
Dear Mr.Unkindly,

Good day to you.

Please do send to me your phone and fax number and also your mobile phone number because I need to send the documents after scanning through fax to confirm that you've received it in both ways.

Also I would need your FIRST AND SECOND pages of your international passport for me to forward them to the security company before your arrival there.

Unfailingly, by tomorrow monday you'll receive the certificate and the contact information you need.

Regards,

Barrister O.Williams.

Bump. Set. Smash.


UNKINDLY CONTRIBUTOR

ARE YOU DEAF??? ARE YOU STUPID??? WHAT DOES MY PHONE NUMBER HAVE TO DO WITH YOU GENERATING A SINGLE PIECE OF PAPER??? WHAT SORT OF IDIOT ARE YOU?? I ALREADY TOLD YOU I WILL CALL AFTER I RECEIVE THE PROPER DOCUMENTATION. I POLITELY ASKED FOR THE TRAVEL DETAILS.

I TOLD YOU THE SPECIFIC QUESTIONS YOU NEED TO ANSWER! DID YOU ANSWER THEM? NO! INSTEAD YOU ASK FOR MY PASSPORT??

I AM NOT ARRIVING THERE UNTIL YOU GET OFF YOUR F*CKING LAZY ASS AND DO YOUR F*CKING JOB AND STOP ACTING LIKE A F*CKING MORON YOU F*CKING F*CK. NOW GET F*CKING MOVING AND START DOING YOUR F*CKING JOB. I AM NOT SENDING YOU ONE G*DDAMN THING UNTIL YOU START ANSWERING QUESTIONS AND DOING WHAT YOU ARE BEING PAID TO DO.

HERE ARE THE QUESTIONS YOU F*CKING IGNORED:
1. WHAT ARE THE EXACT TRAVEL DATES
2. WHERE IS THE SECURITY OFFICE? I DON'T TRUST ANYONE ASSOCIATED WITH A LAME-ASS LIKE YOU TO BE ABLE TO PICK ME UP AND DRIVE IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION.
3. HOW LONG MUST I BE THERE?
4. WHY IS THIS NECESSARY?

AND WHAT THE HELL, HERE'S ANOTHER ONE I'M SURE YOU'LL IGNORE:
5. WHY DO YOU NEED MY PASSPORT? THAT MAKES ABSOLUTELY NO SENSE TO ME AND YOU PROVIDED NO REASON. NO VALID REASON = NO PASSPORT GOT THAT?

NOW STOP ASKING STUPID QUESTIONS AND START ANSWERING INTELLIGENT ONES.


MRS NGOMA TAYLOR

Date: Sat, 14 Feb 2004 11:39:01 -0800 (PST)

DEAR MR UNKINDLY,

Good-day to you and happy valentines day to you and all around you.

I got your mail of yesterday 13th feb 2004, and i saw it that you've really tried on everything you have done.

My friend there is no way now that i can come over except if you clear the fund for me via the security company in europe.

I spoke with the lawyer today and he told me he has repllied your mail telling you to specify when you will be leaving for Brusells then he will send you the Document that will enpower you to clear the fund,and the contact details to the security company, so please do endavour to send the date or when you'll be in Brusells to him so that before your departure you can contact the security company and arrange finally with them.

Your period of time you will stay in Belgium can't be more than a day or two because after you might have cleared the fund you have to arrange on how the money will be transfered from europe to your account in the U.S, and all this can be arrange for you by the security company,all this you will discuss with them before you depart to meet up with them in europe.

Please i want this transaction to be over soonest, by this week monday after you might have specify your departure date, you will recieve the documents and the contact details .

Please send me your current number so that i can get to you.

My kids are now worried because they were intending to spend the valentine day with you in the U.S.

We are okey here but the condition here is getting too hard for me to carry on with my kids, which i pray by this week every aspect about this transaction will be over and as you clear this fund please send accross to me the total sum i asked you to send to me.

May Almighty GOD protect us in all that we are doing and we are also praying for you too.

Awaiting to hear from you.

God bless us.
Best Regards,
MRS NGOMA.

UNKINDLY CONTRIBUTOR

Mrs Ngoma,
The lawyer screwed up AGAIN. He refused to answer my questions AGAIN. Why are you allowing him to delay and delay????? He has not answered ANY of my questions like where is the office I need to go to or what day do I need to be there. Instead he just has excuse after excuse.
THIS IS NOT ACCEPTABLE!


BARRISTER #2

Date: Mon, 16 Feb 2004 09:06:35 -0800 (PST)

MR UNKINDLY,

Why all this foul language ,am 48years of age and i believe so much in respecting people.

Please lets be matured in our correspondence .

I need your fax number so that i can send the document to you despite scanning through fax.

Mind you i have not been paid a dime for all my troubles, i paid for all the documents myself,am only doing all this so that after the transaction i would be paid by my client but instead of appreciating all my effort, you instead kept insulting me as a f*ck, anyway am not angry all i wanted is the sucess of this transaction .

Your Question are Answered as thus,

1) Thursday 19th of febuary would be appropriate .

2) The security company is in Belgium, so wait till i send you the contact details and mind you it's a finance security company so the address is not appropriate to be given for security reasons.

3) You just need a day to finalise what you are there for and spend other days to finalise on your own.

4) It is necessary because you are to be there to represent your partner, my client Mrs Ngoma Taylor Kobe.

5) Your passport is needed for confirmation from me to the security company before your arrival in brussels , without your passport you can't be accepted as the Name standing as the Beneficiary.

Immediately you finish reading this mail respond to my request so as to recieve the necessary immediately for your trip on thursday.

Awaiting your urgent response.

Barrister .O. Williams.


UNKINDLY CONTRIBUTOR

FINALLY you answer a question. Good God it is hard to get any work out of you. Do you perform this poorly for all of your clients??

Here are my replies to your points:
1. Thursday the 19th? You are insane. That is 3 days away and I have not received ANY DOCUMENTS from you. I said this before - I WILL NOT MAKE ANY FIRM TRAVEL ARRANGEMENTS UNTIL I RECEIVE THE FINAL DOCUMENTS FROM YOU. I AM NOT GOING TO END UP STRANDED IN EUROPE WAITING FOR YOU TO START DOING YOUR F*CKING JOB.

SO THE 19TH IS OUT. DO YOUR JOB FIRST.

2. The security company address is not given for security reasons? THAT IS THE STUPIDEST THING I HAVE EVER HEARD. I NEED THE REAL ADDRESS.

3. One day needed? FINALLY YOU ANSWER A QUESTION. PRAISE THE LORD!

4. No, if I have no documents I do not need to be there! How many times must that be repeated before you get it?

5. My passport will be presented to the security company at their headquarters. I do not need to prove my identity to you as you have not proven your competence or reliability or professionalism.

I need a full copy of your resume. I need to see where you went to school, your list of recent publications in reviewed law journals. This is a simple matter for any reputable barrister so I'm sure you'll come up with a reason why it's impossible for a stumblef*ck like you. But without it I am not sending you any further personal information AND YOU CONTINUE TO IMPERIL THE BUSINESS OF YOUR CLIENT MRS NGOMA!!!!!


MRS NGOMA TAYLOR

Date: Mon, 16 Feb 2004 10:11:37 -0800 (PST)
Subject: Re: AGAIN

DEAR MR UNKINDLY,

Good-day to you .

Please send to me your phone number , it's important because before your departure we have to discuss lightly .

The Barrister is trying all he could to make this transaction a sucess for both of us,so please co-operate with him.

Awaiting to hear from you.

Best Regards,

MRS NGOMA.

Barrister #2 vs a rotting corpse of a moron? Take the corpse in 1 round.


UNKINDLY CONTRIBUTOR

Mrs Ngoma, do you know what I found in my inbox this morning from that barrister? Answers? No - more excuses for him not doing his job. I am not going to fly to some other country WHERE HE CAN'T TELL ME WHERE I NEED TO GO to present documents THAT HE CAN'T BOTHER TO WRITE. Honest to God I have never come across a more incompetent barrister in my life. Ever. He is such a moron I think you could dig up a rotting corpse of a moron and the corpse would do a better job that this guy. So I am not departing anywhere for now because there is no reason for me to depart for anywhere since that screwup won't tell me where I need to go or when I need to go there or what documents to present when I get there. I think he must have been dropped on his head repeatedly when he was a child. Sorry to sound negative but I think you should know that he has done NOTHING, ABSOLUTELY NOTHING to make this happen.

I, on the other hand, have plunked down over $30,000 for a brand new Jeep that is sitting unused in my garage gathering dust waiting for you. And I bought plane tickets that I have put on hold because of that idiot's inability to read a calendar and answer questions. This is so stupid! Why are you still using him? He has done NOTHING. I think you would be best served by firing him immediately and deal with his bill, hire a new one and sue this moron for incompetence. You say he is trying but all he is trying is my patience.

The realtor called me this afternoon about another local property I think you would love it but after I got burned last time I am holding off on it. Let me know how you want to proceed.


MRS NGOMA TAYLOR

Date: Tue, 17 Feb 2004 06:04:00 -0800 (PST)
Subject: Re: AGAIN

DEAR MR UNKINDLY,
Good-day to you.
I saw the lawyer this morning inrespect of the document you need to go for the clearance of this fund, but he said he will insist on getting your number and passport or else he will not send you the document.

Please co-operate with him because the fund is my life and if anything goes wrong along the line then i and my children will be left with nothing.

So pls pls pls as far as you don'nt have any wrong mind towards this transaction do as requested, despite the fact that i trust you try to convince me that you are really trustworthy am staking 25.5million U.S Dollars with who i 'have not seen before and despite that your passport and number is needed by the security company before your arrival ,so that things would go easy when you get to Brussels,please i say again co-operate for this transaction to be smooth.

Reply me immediately you get this mail with the requested information,so that by today you can get the final document and the contact information and also i will release the pin code of the consignment to you.

As far as you are clean with your intention do as expected for things to end up intime and for me and my children to be able to be with you.

The lawyer make me to understand that there is a caption in the certificate where your passport number has to appear ,so please co-operate .

My children are sending their greeting to you and they are crying because of the present condition over here, which they asked me to inform you that you should do as requested for it is time for them to join you in America and enjoy the system there with you.

Awaiting your quick response.

REGARDS
MRS NGOMA


UNKINDLY CONTRIBUTOR

Mrs Ngoma, I am grateful to hear from you. I have been very worried for you and your children there. I saw a great home the other day that I thought would be just perfect for you, plenty of space for the kids.

This lawyer keeps changing his rules. Two weeks ago - WEEKS, mind you - he was going to send a simple document. Now he keeps inventing reasons why he cannot send it. I believe the answer is simple - HE IS PLANNING TO STEAL YOUR MONEY. There is NO OTHER reasonable conclusion.

Consider:
He has all of my documentation.
He has my signature.
He did not send the documentation he is supposed to. Where is it? I think he will not send it because he is putting in HIS name as the recipient.
He suddenly demands my passport, which is NOT required by any real company.
He will not identify the name of the security company.
He will not identify the location of the security company.
He will not provide any contact information for the security company.
He will not say when the transaction is to occur, or its duration.
He will not provide his resume, professional background, or other information that would help verify his legitmacy.

Conclusion:
He is trying to steal the money and possibly pretend to be me during the transaction.

Thank goodness for email so we can see the extent of his treachery!

I am sorry you have ended up with such an untrustworthy moron as a lawyer.
It is my hope - MY PRAYER - that you and the children are taken care of.
Please come here as quickly as possible so we can conclude this transaction without the intervention of LYING THIEVES like this loser. I have put my tickets for Brussels on hold; I think you should fly here and then we should fly over together with the kids.


MRS NGOMA TAYLOR

Date: Tue, 17 Feb 2004 10:59:37 -0800 (PST)
Subject: Re: AGAIN

DEAR MR UNKINDLY,

Your phone and fax is re-required , I just have to speak with you first before your departure .

Let us leave the lawyer out of this reasons first, please do this for me to take my final decision .

Awaiting to hear from you fast.

Regards,

The total invested is now $50,000, still unreachable to her.


UNKINDLY CONTRIBUTOR

Mrs Ngoma,
WHAT DEPARTURE ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT??? DIDN'T YOU READ MY EMAIL???
I am not departing for ANYWHERE without all of the documentation IN HAND.
That idiot lawyer can just attach the files to an email message like he did before unless he's too stupid to remember how he did that in which case you can fax them to me at ###. I am so glad for email that we can have a record of his DECEIT and LIES. DON'T GIVE THAT NUMBER TO THAT MORON LAWYER I DON'T WANT CALLS FROM HIM. DAMN THIEF.

I put down a hold deposit on an estate here. It's called earnest money, $20,000 to hold it until you make the final official offer. Please let me know when you will come to finalize this as I now have over $50,000 tied up in this plus the jeep.


UNKINDLY CONTRIBUTOR

Mr Barrister -

Where are the documents you promised?
Where is your resume?
Where did you go to law school?
Where can I find articles you have had published in reviewed law journals?
Where is the security company?
What is the name of the security company?
When is the transaction date?
When are you going to do your job?
When are you going to answer simple questions?

Until you answer those don't bother me with more of your pathetic excuses and idiotic behavior.

Phone Call


MRS NGOMA TAYLOR

... left me a voice mail message:

(10 seconds of background conversation)
Hello there Mister Unkindly this is Mrs Ngoma Taylor please call me back immediately you get my message.

Oh sure, like that's going to happen soon. C'mon, it's only been 3 months so far.


UNKINDLY CONTRIBUTOR

Mrs Ngoma, did you leave me a voice message? Someone did but it was close to unintelligible. Just send emails, it's the best way for me to understand you. I'm heading out of state for a few days to take care of a business issue. I STILL have not heard ONE WORD back from that idiot barrister. I wish I had never signed that agreement now he has my signature he's probably a forger too.

At the sight of a phone number, Barrister #2 froths at the mouth and forgets his grammar lessons:


BARRISTER #2

Date: Wed, 18 Feb 2004 08:08:33 -0800 (PST)

DEAR MR.UNKINDLY,

I saw your mail and the contents ,thank God my client said you sent your number . after you might have concluded with her through phone then you'll receive the document and the contact of the security company.

Barrister O.Williams


UNKINDLY CONTRIBUTOR

What the f*ck are you talking about? Where are the answers to my questions? Until I get those answers I have no use for any communications from you.

Quick f*cking around and start doing your job, f*ckwit.

They keep coming back for more!


UNKINDLY CONTRIBUTOR

Mrs Ngoma,
I never got a reply back from you - did you try to call? Phones are so unreliable. Well, there's nothing we could say on the phone that we can't say in email and this way there is a record of promises and plans. Please let me know when I can expect you here. I will be out for most of today to take care of business.


MRS NGOMA TAYLOR

Date: Thu, 19 Feb 2004 07:51:27 -0800 (PST)

DEAR MR UNKINDLY,

Good-day to you.

I again to day called your number and is still the same response i got i.e Answering machine response on your phone ,why am really concerned about talking to you on phone is because there are one or two things we are suppose to agree on before you make the trip.

Finally , please you can call me on my number as i have tried to call you and am not getting directly to you, the moment we can speak with each other i'll direct the lawyer to send you the final document immediately and the contact information ,please don'nt alway be bothered about the lawyer been a forge.he is decent and well reputed here,i know how to handle him with out any problem.

Call me on this number 00229 44 45 14 ,so that from monday-friday this new week you can finalise your travelling arrangement to Belgium.

My children are saying hello to you .

May GOD Almighty guide us through with out any hitch in the name of Jesus Christ Amen.

Awaiting your urgent response.

REGARDS,

MRS NGOMA.

We're up to $56,000


UNKINDLY CONTRIBUTOR

Mrs Ngoma, you get my answering machine when I am out on business. I cannot afford to just sit by the phone all day waiting for it to ring. Time is money. You didn't leave a message so I had no idea you called!

What are these mystery items we have to agree to? I have agreed to everything to date but have not received ANY information about the location of the security company or its name. Don't waste my phone time guessing, tell me EXACTLY what is needed. I do not have time for games. I will call you ONE time. I am too busy to babysit this.

The lawyer is a moron, I will have NOTHING to do with him until he answers EVERY question I asked him in my last email. I am SURE you can find someone with a better reputation than him; any common criminal probably does.

Hello to your children.

Please let me know immediately about the estate as I have already put down $20,000 in earnest money on the property. That is cash money that could be earning interest for me at the bank but instead is sitting in an escrow account on your behalf. Every day you delay costs me money! And there's a jeep sitting here as well, please let me know when you will arrive. And then there's the travel costs, over $6K to get to Belgium and back. So that's $56K that I have put into this have now you seem to be stalling. We need to get moving so I don't lose more money here.

Regards


Phone Call

Called her in Benin at midnight her time. Couple of minutes of saying "Allo" before she remembered who she is supposed to be and switched to English. Synopsis of conversation:

- She really really appreciates what I have done.

- What I have done with the house is really really good.

- I should give her my mobile phone number. Nope, don't use one. - She will go to the lawyer's office and I will have all of the documents tomorrow. They have been ready but she needed to talk to me first because then she can know she can really really trust me you know.

- I should get a mobile phone for use in Belgium. I declined, I want to have all of my information in writing before I go. She was really hot on this point, I said it was really stupid to use mobile phones.

- I should be in Belgium Tuesday or Wednesday. I said there is no way this is happening since I don't have the documents yet.

- She really really appreciates what I have done. Really really.

- I should trust the lawyer, he is doing what she says to do. I told her the lawyer must answer all of the questions in my last email first.

- The security company is Credit Partners International in Belgium (no Google hits). In Benin it is called Global Security Company (no Google hits).

- The house costs $2.7 million, I told her she has to put at least $500,000 down. She asked again about the swimming pool.

The phone card was running down so I cut off "to brief my employees on their new benefits package". She was still talking when I cut off. She may still be yammering away.

What were those critical items we had to discuss? They never came up. Like all lads she just wanted me to bond with her and buy into her story.

She's REALLY REALLY excited now. I see more abuse a-comin'. Enter my realtor:


GINNY LEE, realtor

Dear Mrs Ngoma Taylor Kobe, Your business partner Mr Unkindly Contributor has made a deposit of $20,000 earnest money on a property and has provided me with your contact email.

The price of the property is $2.7 million.

To continue to hold the property, at least 1% must be held. It is my understanding that Mr Contributor will not be the owner of the house, so you should plan to remit the $20,000 deposited to date. Please let me know when to expect your funds or the property will be forfeited and the deposit may be forfeited.

Please reach me at xxx@realtyagent.com.

Now, don't fret - we all know she's not going to send any money anywhere and no real recipient will ever be specified. This is just something thrown in to complicate her script, mainly through the character of Ginny.


BARRISTER #2

Date: Fri, 20 Feb 2004 04:08:16 -0800 (PST)
Subject: CERTIFICATE SENT

Dear Mr.Unkindly,
Good day to you.

Attached to this mail is the change of ownership certificate you need to go along with to Belgium to clear the consignment .

Go through it and then get intouch with Madam Taylor for final instructions.

Regards,

Barrister O.Williams.


Much higher quality document this time, giving me full control over her assets with Global Security Services Cotonou - Benin Republic. Letterhead is from the Benin Ministry of Finance. Spelled my fake name right and everything. But sadly, no address for the security company. Also, her address is listed as being in "Siearra-Leone".

Enter my auto-reply program:

UNKINDLY CONTRIBUTOR

Mr Barrister,

I received a message from you but it DID NOT include the answers to the questions I previously asked.

Because you FAILED to answer those questions, your entire message has been DELETED UNREAD.

UNTIL YOU ANSWER THOSE QUESTIONS ALL OF YOUR CORRESPONDENCE WILL BE AUTOMATICALLY DELETED.

This is an auto-generated reply; no human has read your mail.

Good Day.


UNKINDLY CONTRIBUTOR

Mrs Ngoma,

Thank you for your time yesterday. As I stated, I am rarely free for phone calls as I run this company and my employees depend on me. If you need me, leave me a voice mail or send me an email. I cannot dawdle for hours chitchatting on the phone. This is a business relationship not a personal one and needs to be governed by documents.

Secondly, I have not received any reply from the barrister. I have set up a filter so any message from him that does not include the answers to the questions I demanded answers to is automatically deleted. I expected those answers this morning as you promised during our call yesterday. They have not arrived. Time is flying past!

Lastly, the real estate agent, Ginny Lee, will be contacting you regarding the property. Her email is xxxx@realtyagent.com. Concerning that transaction I am not a part of your purchase and I wish you well in that regard. Please conclude it rapidly so I may reclaim my $20,000 outstanding in earnest money.


MRS NGOMA TAYLOR

Date: Fri, 20 Feb 2004 13:28:25 -0800 (PST)

DEAR MR UNKINDLY,

Good-day to you.

I saw your mail and the contents well noted.

After i might have sent you the mail and document that's when i saw your mail and the Agents mail, in the mail through the lawyer to you i said you should go through the document and if there is any question you ask me before i will send you the contact of the security company.

I have told you yesterday that all your expenses to clear the fund wil be given to you by you having 5% of the fund and 20% yours for standing solidly for the sucess of the transaction which makes 25% yours.

So please do confirm to me when you are leaving for Brussels for the clearance, your reply to this mail gives me the absolute ordercity to send you the security company contact .

my children are happy for your effort and they are praying every day for GOD Blessing and protection in all that you are doing to see all when well with us.

Awaiting your urgent reply.

Regards,

MRS NGOMA.


UNKINDLY CONTRIBUTOR

Mrs Ngoma,
I am not leaving for Brussels because I have not received any documents! Where are the documents you promised?! If they came from the lawyer they filters will automatically delete his messages unless he first answers ALL of the questions I asked.

DO YOU UNDERSTAND THAT? He must answer ALL of the questions - like the security company address, date of transactions, his full background, etc - OR EVERY MESSAGE FROM HIM WILL BE DELETED.

So I have received NO documents since we spoke. I expect this is because that idiot failed to answer the questions he was supposed to answer.

Where are the answers from the lawyer?

This is NOT an acceptable way to treat a business transaction!


MRS NGOMA TAYLOR

... to Ginny, the real estate agent:

DEAR MR GINNY,

Good-day to you and your family. I recieved your mail and the contents well noted. Please all your money wil be paid to you by MR UNKINDLY within a week from today, so please calm yourself as you expect your rest balance soonest.

Thanks ,
Yours,
Mrs Ngoma Taylor


GINNY LEE

Mrs Taylor,

Thank you for responding finally. I am afraid you are incorrect on several counts. Please address me as Ginny, as it is short for Virginia and I am definitely not a "Mr" :)

Now then. The property is to be in your name, not Mr Contributor's, so there is no way he can pay for it legally. He has put down $20,000 in earnest money. Because of the home price that amount must be increased to $27,000 and because you are the purchaser Mr Contributor's $20,000 must be refunded to him.

Please let me know when you will be sending the $27,000 required. Again, this must come from your accounts and Mr Contributor's name is not to be on the property.

We look forward to serving all your real estate needs in the Dallas area. Please let me know when you anticipate moving in so we can schedule closing.

Kind regards

Email #50 from her introduces her Belgian counterparts:

BARRISTER #2

Date: Sat, 21 Feb 2004 02:43:01 -0800 (PST)
Subject: CONTACT INFORMATION

Dear Mr.Unkindly,
Good day to you.

Below is the office details as requested by you and Madam also instructed that I should send it to you so that you can contact them and then call her to confirm when you will be in Belgium..

Credit Partner International.
1040 Brussels, Belgium.

Tel: +32 494 62 53 76 or
+32 494 62 53 86
Fax: +32 32 2 520 45 79

E-mail partnerinternational@hotmail.com or
total_88@hotmail.com

Officers to contact:

Edward Fernadez
Pascal Jean-Pierre
Madam Deirdre Daniel Laurent
Michel Stevens
Joseph Mensahr

Good day.
Barrister O.Williams

According to a fellow contributor, "1040" is one of the zip codes for Brussels, an area called Etterbeek that is mostly office areas.


UNKINDLY CONTRIBUTOR

(cc Mrs Ngoma)

Mr Williams, your reply got through the filter because you provided an address.

BUT YOU FAILED TO PROVIDE A REAL ADDRESS. WHAT IS THIS SH*T:
>Credit Partner International.
>1040 Brussels, Belgium.

THAT IS NOT AN ADDRESS! BRUSSELS IS A CITY NOT A STREET. WHAT THE F*CK IS "1040"? 1000 TIMES YOUR IQ?

AND YOU FAILED TO ANSWER MY QUESTIONS CONCERNING YOUR BACKGROUND.

AND YOU FAILED TO PROVIDE THE DOCUMENTS!

MRS NGOMA, YOU SEE WHAT A COMPLETE FAILURE THIS MORON IS??

THIS IS NOT ACCEPTABLE!
I NEED, IMMEDIATELY:
1. THE SECURITY COMPANY STREET ADDRESS.
2. THE SECURITY COMPANY PHONE NUMBER. NOT A MOBILE EXCHANGE.
3. BARRISTER WILLIAMS FULL PROFESSIONAL HISTORY, EDUCATION, AND RECENT PUBLICATIONS IN REVIEWED LAW JOURNALS.
4. THE EXACT DATES ON WHICH TRANSACTIONS ARE TO OCCUR.

THIS IS STANDARD PROTOCOL. I AM TIRED OF DEALING WITH THIS F*CKING IDIOT JOKER CALLING HIMSELF A BARRISTER.

Apparently the barrister is a "legal luminary". Pretty dim bulb if you ask me.


MRS NGOMA TAYLOR

Date: Sat, 21 Feb 2004 07:49:31 -0800 (PST)

DEAR MR UNKINDLY,

Good-day to you.

Please check your attach file the document has been sent to you yesterday and this morning the contact address has also been sent .

Please if you dou'nt really see it then i will again send it through my box.

The question you are asking the lawyer should not be prime in this transaction ,but if you insist then i think i really know him to be well reputed and reliable as a legal luminary.

The security company's contact is all you need to get intouch with then, the moment you get ready to leave for europe let me be aware so as to book an appointment for you with the company , and you yourself can even do that with the contact get intouch with them and book an appointment with the company as the beneficiary of the consignment.

I also saw a mail from the housing Agent ,please let her know that this money can only be recieved immediately you are back from europe because you know there is no way i can pay her expect this transaction is over.

Have a nice weekend as i do with my kids over here.

More blessing from GOD.

Regards,

MRS NGOMA.


UNKINDLY CONTRIBUTOR

Mrs Ngoma,

If the document came from that farce of a lawyer then that email was deleted. I have NO document. There is no way that someone as stupid and pathetic as that barrister could possibly be a legal luminary. He is a very dim bulb. Complete idiot.

I STILL do not have the address for the security company. I am not leaving without it. I AM NOT going to wait to book an appointment with them. There must be a set day for the appointment ahead of time so I have EVERYTHING IN WRITING BEFORE I GO. THIS IS HOW BUSINESS IS DONE, NOT BY THE SEAT OF THE PANTS.

You have to deal with the realty agent yourself. I have put down $20,000 to hold the house but I am NOT the one purchasing it, YOU ARE, so YOU need to deal with her. Once you send her the $27,000 you owe then I will get my $20,000 back. I am not going to pay one more cent to her to hold a house on your behalf while you continue to stonewall this transaction.

Where is the security company address? Where is the lawyer's resume? Where is the documentation needed for the meeting? Why do I have to keep asking for this basic simple standard information?

The lawyer is complaining to Mrs Taylor about being insulted. Shocked I am.

MRS NGOMA TAYLOR

Date: Sat, 21 Feb 2004 09:14:10 -0800 (PST)
Subject: URGENT RESPONSE.

DEAR MR UNKINDLY,
I saw your 2 mail right now and am troubled for the way things are .

I have told you before now that we are dealing with a security company and all their dealing are stricktly confidential so i want you to get in contact with the company and they will direct you accordingly, mind you it's not only my consignment they have in their vault so they deal with clients this way,please do ask anywhere if they dou'nt have protocols like this.

Please to hasten things get intouch with them and confirm all your other findings.

You've made me to start making up my mind to deal with you directly now without the lawyer because he's been complaining that you always insult him .

So please my friend let's do what should be done intime so as to finalise things soonest, just get intouch with them to confirm all your other findings.

I will get a copy of the certificate and send it to you on monday before noon through my mail box.

Please lets make haste while the sunshines, i need a change of life with my children soonest but it's all depends on how you follow things up.

Awaiting your urgent response.

We pray for GOD protection and blessing .

Regards,

MRS NGOMA.


MRS NGOMA TAYLOR

Date: Mon, 23 Feb 2004 02:57:41 -0800 (PST)

Dear Mr.Unkindly,
Good day to you.

On saturday I sent you a mail telling you that by today I will get the document from the lawyer and send to you.

So please open the attached file for the document, and as soon as you finish going through the document do call me to confirm when you are leaving. all you need is this document and your international passport to identify yourself .

I would like to remind you that the more the consignment is lying there in Belgium the more deumourage it will be accumulating, so try and be there as soon as possible.

I will be expecting your call later today when you must have finished contacting the security company in Belgium.

In respect of the housing agent, do tell her to hold on untill this transaction is over then we can have enough money to follow up things.

My children extends their hearty greetings.

Regards,

MRS.NGOMA


UNKINDLY CONTRIBUTOR

1. Who wrote this document? How am I supposed to use this document since it's not notarized???

2. I have asked my assistant to find the address for the security company. I don't understand why that lawyer would never give me an address for them. My assistant used to live in Belgium so hopefully we can succeed where that pathetic moron lawyer woefully failed.

3. Regarding the house, there is no time to lose. If the realtor doesn't have your check by this Friday then you lose the house and you will have WASTED my money and all my effort. Again, YOU have to deal with her not me, as YOU are the one who will be purchasing the estate.

4. I have not heard from the security company.

Regards


UNKINDLY CONTRIBUTOR

to: partnerinternational@hotmail.com

Greetings. I and my associates will be visiting your Brussels office shortly. Please provide driving directions to your office and the complete address so we may propitiously complete our business.

Regards

And now, for additional comedy, the opening email from Credit Partners. Note the hysterical opening. But, "disuade yourself from further reading" this, as it is "stirctly for the consuption" of a made-up individual. But don't give them too hard of a time - after all, they're "proffesional". C&C warning.

In addition to the $150,000, the lads want 23,225 Euros. And the consignment is a moving target.



CREDIT PARTNERS

Date: Mon, 23 Feb 2004 17:48:42 +0100
Subject: RE: For your attention.

****Note: The text below you are about to read is a previledge and extremely confidential information stirctly for the consuption of only the addressee the person of Mr. Unkindly Contributor. Should it mistakenly get to the wrong hand, you are advised to disuade yourself from further reading, coping or editing it for any purpose or use as all the content therein are legally binding.****

Dear Mr. Contributor,

Re: Consignment release.

We write to acknowledge the receipt of your mail and in response to your request on detail information, we implore you to read the details below very carefully for better understanding as it explains the principles of our service in respect of the release of your consignment to you.

In reference to the above subject, we officially notify you that we are presently the custodian of your consignment which was sent over 2months ago via a diplomatic courier service from Global Security Services the total sum of 25.5Million USD originally belonging to Mrs. Ngoma Taylor Kobe. We have now been instructed with a mandate to effect the release of the said consignment to you without further delay. Credit Partner International Brussels, Belgium is the off shore agents assigned to effect this release order.

After much verifications, we are pleased to inform you that your name and details have been forwarded to our Brussels office in your capacity as the bona-fide and authorised beneficiary of the consignment and should therefore be released to you.

Our primary assignment is to inspect, verify and finally process payment release to you according to our modus operandi guiding the release of such valuables in tune with security precautionary measures for safe delivery and avoiding totally any likely recourse to all parties involved.

You are also assured of all necessary assistance from banking to investing. We are proffesional top level assistants and consultant on financial/commercial matters.

Please, send copy of your international traveling passport immediately to 0032 2 523 6441 for confirmaton of your identity so that we can open more detail official discussion on the condition surrounding the release to you. This request is officially paramount.

It is important to notify you of the 23,225Euro service and handling charges of the Diplomatic vault management who still have it securely kept in their vault. This charges has to be met in cash to be released to us for onward disbursement to you.

Considering the sensitivity nature of this transaction, mostly for the large sums involved, let us make it clear to you at this juncture that we shall accomodate only you the authoriesd beneficiary, not with your associates or any other party for that matter. For this the same reason, we are not likely to tell you for certain, which one of our three Brussels payment offices will handle your release on the possible appointed date. All these are security precautionary measure as earlier mentioned in the 4th paragraph.

Meanwhile you are requested to contact Mr. Mikhael Stein on 0032 494 62 53 76 to acknowledge the receipt of this mail and for any further clarification.

Awaiting your soonest contact.

Best regards,

Edward Fernadez


UNKINDLY CONTRIBUTOR

Mr Fernadez,

This is wholly unacceptable. I am to be traveling there shortly and need the address immediately to plan my travels. I also need the exact dates on which said office will be open for transaction. I am certain you are not constantly driving such a consignment willynilly around the city.

Concerning my passport, I will certainly bring it with me as required by law. Your agents may inspect it at that time or we can have an embassy agent available if need be. Please let me know if I need to go through the embassy for this verification. Because of the prevalence of identity theft, I do not send copies of my passport via email or fax.

As always, time is of the essence. I have been unduly delayed by the poor behavior of incompetent personnel already in the course of this transaction and look forward to - and expect - your prompt compliance with my simple request.


UNKINDLY CONTRIBUTOR

Mrs Ngoma,

Have you settled up with the real estate agent yet? Please let me know as I have $20,000 in cash tied up over there and that would just about cover the security company charges.

As I stated before, I cannot buy that house for you. If you want the estate you have to take care of that transaction yourself, and it has to be complete by this Friday.

Just for fun - not for a real scam, mind you - the realtor asks the lad to send a fake check directly to the US Secret Service headquarters office.


MRS NGOMA TAYLOR

Date: Tue, 24 Feb 2004 03:16:26 -0800 (PST)
Subject: GOOD DAY MR.UNKINDLY

DEAR MR.UNKINDLY,

Good day to you,inhoping that you are fine.

Thanks for your mail of yesterday, and I realy appreciate all your effort so far in this transaction.

I got back to Mrs.Lee through mail this morning,telling her to refund you the deposit that you have made already and then wait till first week of march which I know that by then the consignment must have been cleared and then we can pay her the complete money in cash or which ever way she wants it, and I believe that this is not a bad idea.

She mentioned friday being the dead line date for us to loose the house and you know we can't make on friday because you are yet to leave for Belgium to clear the fund and you know that without the fund being cleared there's no way we can raise the cash.

So please do confirm to me when you are leaving for Belgium because the security company confirmed to me that they have gotten in contact with my partner which is you.

And whatever you discuss with them anytime do get back to me with every detailed information because it's important I know what is happening.

I strongly trust you with every step you take so please do as expected.

Awaiting your urgent response.

Regards,

MRS.NGOMA.


UNKINDLY CONTRIBUTOR

WHAT????
I do all that work for the house that YOU insist on and now you decide not to go ahead with it?

They are going to charge me a huge penalty on this. Do you know the fine for placing down a contract and then not going through on it?

I do not understand you at all. Just borrow against the money in the consignment. How hard would that have been?? Instead you let your PARTNER not your enemy but your PARTNER take a huge hit. Thank you for nothing.

I have not yet heard anything from the security company that would allow me to visit them. I assume they are not interested in doing business.

Regards


CREDIT PARTNERS

Date: Tue, 24 Feb 2004 13:28:32 +0100
Subject: RE: Reply to yours.

****Note: The text below you are about to read is a previledge and extremely confidential information stirctly for the consuption of only the addressee the person of Mr. Unkindly Contributor. Should it mistakenly get to the wrong hand, you are advised to disuade yourself from further reading, coping or editing it for any purpose or use as all the content therein are legally binding.****

Dear Mr. Contributor,
I got your response and really understand how you feel about the whole lot of the arrangement put before you. Your request is just not as simple as mentioned in your response. Consider the following steps of explanation may be it could give you a rethink and as such see reason with our precautionary measures:

a. First and foremost, this is a financial security outfit and like in your case, the amount involve is quite enormous. It has to be securely guided not to go into the wrong hand or got the cover under which its security is assured blown up.

b. The request for the copy of your identity was not meant to check the validity or use for any other purpose than to confirm if we are truly dealing with the right person of which details were sent to us as the authorised beneficiary of the valuable in question, just as explained in our previous mail to you.

c. Finally, I begin to doubt your full knowledge of the likely history of the valuable in question. I do not know the real detail myself but it is certainly not declared to the authority and that is why its being discreetly guided to the given destination and that is why our service is being required.

I simply implore you to please join us to help soft-land this transaction to a successful conclusion for your own good and that of your partner as well and once again without allowing any likely recourse to all party involved. Our position also has to be protected.

What is certainly and officially acceptable to us as against your remark is to play along with our modus operandi which had guided us several times in the past in making success out of similar transactions such as yours.

Confirmation of your exact date of appointment will be made after we understand each other perfectly with an agreement to jointly work together towards a common goal and that is seeing this transaction to a successful end without any trouble especially unnecessary ones we can avoid.

I will strongly recommend you get back to your partners and ruminate seriously over what I will say is in best interest of this transaction and all party involved. In the event where our position and that of our service is not trusted, I guess you have a choice.

One more important thing, you are once again advised to follow the directive in our last mail such as calling on phone for any likely clarification as we will not be obliged to write you on details again where we do not considered it necessary.

Apology for any likely blunt use of words, it is only meant for clarity.

Best regards,

Edward Fernadez


UNKINDLY CONTRIBUTOR

Mr Fernandez, I have had a long day and now I find this missive in my inbox. I am sure you understand how completely disappointing your letter is.

I had expected you to behave as a businessman who handles such sums as this with regularity. I do all the time. Instead it seems you are new to such areas. This is very disappointing to me as I think my partner needs someone with more experience.

Let me address the issues:

1. Unless you have voice recognition software, there is no way hearing my voice will identify me as me.
2. To identify me as me, simply meet me at the US embassy in Brussels, where I'm sure we can find someone to vouch that the passport I bring with me is in fact valid. As identity theft is so prevalent, I will not be faxing or emailing a copy of my passport anywhere. I will bring it with me and will present it on demand to a corporate officer. I am certain you understand this. This is standard protocol.

This then presents a conundrum of sorts - for you have to accept me as me just as I have to accept you as you. This is called doing business. Is this new to you? Is there perhaps someone more senior there who is used to doing business and perhaps can take you under his wing until you gain some experience?

3. I am leaving for Paris shortly. I will be driving from there to Brussels. If I do not have your address then I will continue driving straight through Brussels and take a holiday instead. This will cost my partner greatly but she has already cost me a great deal of money this week. It will cost me greatly too. So I would prefer to see this through but if you continue to stonewall this transaction for no reasons you can explain then it obviously will not happen.

Let us go back to your list for a moment: a. I'm not sure what your point was supposed to be. I think it was that you are not comfortable with big transactions. That is obviously a problem with this transaction. Stop stonewalling. If you can't do the job then just say so and we will seek services

elsewhere. b. Your request for my passport. See #2 above.

c. Some gibberish about the history of the transaction. Quite frankly this was a very disturbing piece. You are supposed to provide a service. History lessons are not part of the service you provide and you should have enough intelligence to focus on your business.

Please do so immediately. I am leaving over the weekend and will need to have this ironed out by then if this is to work.

Regards

Phone Call

VOICEMAIL from CREDIT PARTNERS - to whom I did not give my phone number

(Similar level of background noise as before.)
(Line breaks indicate significant pauses)

Hello good afternoon Mr Unkindly Contributor
This message is for Mr Contributor
Could you please check your mail
I'm calling from
Brussels Belgium
Credit Partner
Check your mail and we'll call you tomorrow or you
call
after [unintelligible] email please.


MRS NGOMA TAYLOR

... to the realtor:

Date: Tue, 24 Feb 2004 03:02:37 -0800 (PST)

Dear Mrs.Lee,

Hope you're fine with your family?if so thanks to God.

Thanks for your mail and the contents well noted.as per the deposit made already by Mr.Unkindly I will advice that you refund him the money as I believe that by the first week of march the complette CASH would have been ready for payment then, the dead line is friday and I can't meet up, so I will advise that you look for another beautiful house that will be of the same standard that I can pay for by then.

So please do refund Mr.Contributor his deposited money with you,once the cash is ready with me then I will send you the money directly.

Awaiting your response.

Regards,

Mrs Ngoma Taylor


GINNY LEE

Mrs Ngoma,

We do not do business of this size in cash. I've never heard of such a request. A check will suffice, sent to the address provided in my last message.

We cannot refund Mr Contributor's money; at least half of it will be kept back as a penalty. We must receive a cashier's check for your funds by Friday or this penalty will be enforced at a cost of over $10,000.

Regards

The security company informs me hopes I understand what they mean, wink wink nudge nudge say no more.

"You so rude and arrogant" :


CREDIT PARTNERS replies with a sarcastic email "RE: You are a Genius."

Date: Wed, 25 Feb 2004 14:44:50 +0100
Subject: RE: You are a Genius.

Dear Mr. Contributor,

We got your response and I personally see it as not only disappointing but also disheartening. You seem to be addressing the issue of this transaction as if its some sort of personal conflict between you and Mr. Fernadez. You so rude and arrogant.

Anyway, for your information, the board of executives here constitutes of mostly non-English speaking individual, I hope you understand what that means.

From your wide and expansive knowledge of International business, you should have asked yourself the following:

a. Why the consignment was not wire to you directly?

b. Why your assistance is required in the first place?

C. Why is the consignment transiting in Brussels not through a bank, but security outfit and where exactly does Credit Partner comes in.

d. Finally what explanation do you have ready if the cover of this large sum got blown up to the awareness of the Authority Mr. Genius?

Once again, the request on copy of your passport is meant to cross check the details sent to us and to double check the same copy with the original on your arrival.

However, you are advised to require from your partner on her interest to use our professional service. It is purely on recommendation and track records. Please, do not give us the wrong feelings about your person such that may influence a recommendation from us to your partner that you could be nothing but trouble.

What you have exhibited in all your replies is too far from what can be described as intellectual wealth or good business acumen. You cannot be an expert in your own field and every other field and if you could come down from your high horse, we can do good business together otherwise, if you think you are in a position to control this transaction after your Almighty fashion, you can pay off our bill so far and have your priceless consignment transferred elsewhere.

Best regards,

Madam Laurent

Time to become a moving target.


UNKINDLY CONTRIBUTOR

Madam,

Who are you? I have no idea who you are or what you may or may not know about my business. Instead I receive this email from you containing stupid insults. Perhaps that is how you conduct business, which may explain why your company seems to have no idea how to handle large transactions.

I am the CEO of my company with over 1000 employees and I am doing a personal favor for my partner Mrs Ngoma Taylor Kobe. If you have questions about the origin of her funds it would be appropriate for you to contact her directly as I am not involved in that portion of the transaction. You may speak to her and she can confirm all of this. I have actively worked to acquire housing and a car for her here in what will be her new homeland. Were you aware of that? Of course not. Why not? Because you did not bother to ask. Instead you made incorrect and baseless assumptions that appear to have led to irrational delusions. We have never had any dealings and you have no basis for such slurs.

I expect an apology immediately.

I am departing for Paris shortly. I expect to see an officer of your company when I arrive in Brussels. Please make sure that the officer has some experience in dealing with large transactions. I have now received several messages from your company that seem to indicate that you have little to no experience in dealing with large transactions or professional businessmen. Try to fix that by the time of my arrival.

PS. What "Authority" were you talking about? Did Mrs Taylor's lawyer screw up somehow?


UNKINDLY CONTRIBUTOR

Mrs Ngoma

I have completed making my plans to fly to Paris on business. I will then drive from there to Brussels but I have not received the security company address yet. Where did you find these guys? They seem to be completely unfamiliar with dealing with large transactions. That should be a cause for concern for both of us.

I got another email from them today, full of insults! The nerve! One more email like that and I will not hold my temper!!

In looking through my plans, I realized that you never told me how I am to transfer that $150K to you. Should I just mail a cashier's check to the address provided in Sierra-Leone? I did not see a Benin address for you. Regardless, I am certain there are safer - and quicker! - ways to transfer the money. Please let me know your account information and I'll arrange for the transfer once the transaction is complete.

I have not heard from Ginny. If you back out of the house deal you will cost me over $10,000. That loss would be entirely your fault.

Shockingly, Mrs Taylor wants that $150,000 sent via Western Union. Let's add that to the 23,255 Euros and the $56,000 already "spent".


MRS NGOMA TAYLOR

Date: Wed, 25 Feb 2004 06:32:37 -0800 (PST)

DEAR MR UNKINDLY,

I took that decision of you being refunded for the fact that the transaction can't be over before friday the deadline date.

Please Mr Unkindly ,you should know you are the only person that myself and the children rely on to change our life's altogether again so i would'nt do anything to spite you and you know i can't be happy seeing you lose money.

Infact am short of words,and if you know how we can sort this issue out before we clear the fund please do.

I would want us to take everything step by step because the most paramount thing is for you to go over to Brussells and clear the fund,then we can pay for the house in whichever way you choose as my partner and the only person i rely on.

Even right now my residing statue is that am a refugee here in Benin Republic and that's why am limited to somethings like having access to opening an account of my own but the only access i have with the Bank is only when am to recieve through the western union money transfer.

So once you are through in Brussells with the transaction you have to send me some money through the western union money transfer to arrange myself and my children to come over to you.

Please try to contact the security company and round up with them before friday so that by sunday you can be there for an appointment against monday,so that by tuesday or wednesday you would have rounded up with things inorder for you to be back in the U.S.A.

Greeting from my children.

Awaiting to hear from you.

MRS NGOMA.


UNKINDLY CONTRIBUTOR

Mrs Ngoma, I have never sent anything via Western Union. Can you send that much through them? Would you even want to?

I will have my assistant check into WU. Meanwhile, talk to that security company. Tell them that their job is to provide a service. They seem like a bunch of kids playing around instead of doing business. I hope they will not hinder your transaction.

You are going to cost me over $10,000 on that house. I do not know why you have done this after all I did for you.

I am flying out for meetings in Paris shortly. Hopefully our transaction can be completed early next week, provided those kids at the security company start acting like professionals.

That night:

UNKINDLY CONTRIBUTOR

Mrs Ngoma,

My assistant tells me that Western Union will not allow such large sums of money to be sent.

So here is what we can do instead. I can set up a credit card account with a $150,000 limit. Then when the transaction is complete I will use the fund to pre-pay $150,000 into the credit card account, then I will just express mail you the credit card and you just charge against that or take a cash withdrawal. How does that sound? I just need an address to send the card to as it will be fraud-protected. Either that or you could fly to Brussels at the time of the transaction.

I'm flying out tonight for Paris for several days of meetings there. I hope to be in Brussels on Tuesday or Wednesday. Hopefully that security company will start acting professionally by then. Cross your fingers.

I will send you my flight itinerary by separate email.

Regards

My plane lands in Paris.


UNKINDLY CONTRIBUTOR

Mrs Ngoma,

Bonjour! Greetings from Paris. The flight was unremarkable. Please let me know if you hear back from the security company concerning the dates they are available next week. I would like to wrap this up as quickly as possible. Also, they seemed to have some question about the fund so I referred them to you. I will call you later this week.


PART 2

At this point, I discovered that another baiter was dealing with a separate group of lads in Brussels. And he had contacted a Brussels local who would be taking pictures at the airport. This presented a tremendous opportunity to disrupt both sets of lads AND have each of them blame the other!

First, I need to make nice and get my lads to come meet me at the airport. So kindly excuse me suddenly apologizing and being nice to the criminals.



UNKINDLY CONTRIBUTOR

Dear Credit Partners,

Having re-read your most recent email during my flight I am more confused than ever. You seem to be implying something about the transaction but I am frankly unable to discern your meaning. I have referred my partner to you for clarifications.

My schedule has altered somewhat, it now appears I will be flying in instead of driving. How can I most easily find you?

Please let me know the best days next week to conclude our business. I will be unavailable on Tuesday and Wednesday due to prior commitments.

I have brought the fees required to complete the transaction.

The following itinerary makes little sense but it was the only flight I could get that day. Who would fly from Paris to Brussels via Zurich?


UNKINDLY CONTRIBUTOR

Mrs Ngoma and Credit Partners -

My flight itinerary for Monday is below, I will arrive at 2 PM. Please let me know if we can meet on Monday and conclude this transaction.

Also, I would like it very much if one of the financial advisors at Credit Partners would be available as I would like to discuss the potential use of offshore accounts for certain funds.

Kind regards

Subject: CONTRIBUTOR/UNKINDLY 01MAR PARIS BRUSSELS

_____

THIS DOCUMENT IS AUTOMATICALLY GENERATED.

PLEASE DO NOT RESPOND TO THIS MAIL.

SERVICE FLIGHT DATE FROM TO DEPART ARRIVE

SWISS INTL 633 01MAR PARIS DE GAULLE ZURICH 1000A 1125A

BRUSSELS AIR/SWISS IN 5108 01MAR ZURICH BRUSSELS BELG 1240A 0200P

K BUSINESS CLASS S 06A

NON SMOKING NON STOP
RESERVATION CONFIRMED
FLIGHT OPERATED BY SWISS INTERNATIONAL AIRLINES/BRUSSELS AIRLINES
AIRCRAFT: AIRBUS JET
CAR NONE
CANCELLATION POLICY: CANCEL BEFORE 1800 LOCAL TIME 28FEB TO AVOID CHARGE
AIR FARE TOTAL 2133.00
CAR TOTAL 0.00
TOTAL USD 2133.00
INVOICE TOTAL USD 2133.00

RESERVATION NUMBER(S) SI/GBJRV

TICKET: SI/ETKT 037 5741246537



Phone Call

UNKINDLY CONTRIBUTOR places another phone call to Mrs Taylor

Highlights:

- "We are like family," she says. In this family tree, she's the nut.

- The security company will pick me up from my hotel. That's their security protocol (for kidnappings, most assuredly). No, wait, I will call them from the airport and they will pick me up. That way I can save on the hotel bill by flying out that night.

- Can I "please please please not be rude to the security company". Sure thing.

- They will - direct quote - "make up a document" as a receipt for me paying the 23,255 Euros. I have no doubt this is a true statement.

- The deal on the house has been extended by a week so we have until next Friday to get the check to DC.

- Once we do the transfer she will give me the address to send the magic credit card to.

- It's cold in Paris, about 34 F today. The second and final true statement of the call.

When we hung up she was positively giddy.


UNKINDLY CONTRIBUTOR

Mrs Ngoma,

Just to record our agreements during our phone call today:

1. The security company will have a representative pick me up at the airport Monday at 2 PM. We will go from there directly to complete the transaction. Thank you, that was a good idea.

2. After the transaction completes I expect to meet with the security company personnel regarding an offshore account. While I am there I will call you and get your information for the card we discussed.

3. The security company will provide a receipt for the fees paid during the transaction.

4. When I'm done there I'll need a lift back to the airport. I really don't want to waste money on a hotel there if I don't need to.

5. The house deal has been extended by a week.

Regarding the pickup at the airport, I want to make sure we waste as little time as possible so we can complete everything during the business day. If they can be in the receiving area waiting for me when I get through customs there that would probably be the fastest. Just be sure to hold a sign with the Credit Partners name on it or something so I don't go off with the wrong driver.

Thanks and blessings.

cc Credit Partners


THE PLAN

Now then, gentle readers, here is the plan:

There is another bait going on, with a separate set of lads and a separate baiter (Biff Pileon). He has altered his flight schedule so now they are supposed to meet him at the airport on Monday. Same flight as me.

So there will be two sets of lads at the airport. And there to watch them will be the third baiter, Nico, who will make the trip to the airport.

Here is what will happen:

Nico will take pictures of the lads waiting.

Then he will call the lads who are waiting and, portraying a lad, he will tell BOTH of them that he has picked up their magas, their victims. The lads will be furious - they HATE losing their victims to other lads.

He will tell Biff's lads that he is dressed like my lads. He will tell my lads that he is dressed like Biff's lads. He will then direct them to meet to discuss the payoff. He will direct them to LE MACHO - a gay sauna in Brussels. And there they will come together, each thinking the other has kidnapped his victim.

:)

That's the plot. Eat your heart out, Ian Fleming.



GINNY LEE

Dear Ngoma,

Good morning. I don't know if Mr Contributor has informed you of this, but your deadline for the full $27,000 earnest deposit has been extended by one week. This took some doing so I hope you appreciate the effort this office has gone to. I think it is a lovely home and you and your family will be quite happy there I am sure. To complete this stage of the deal the cashier's check must arrive at the DC office by Friday 3/5.

Also, I did not get a reply from you regarding your relocation needs. Please let me know if you need recommendations on moving companies and local contractors.

All the best!

Ginny Lee
For All Your Real Estate Needs


CREDIT PARTNER

Date: Fri, 27 Feb 2004 12:11:03 +0100
Subject: RE: Response to your final plan.

Dear Mr. Contributor,

We got the mail on your final plan sent to Madam Ngoma in which we were copied. We quite understand your traveling plan but however precautionary measures is our guiding principle here.

a. We make appointment for our clients on every transaction each step of the way, only giving grace for the client to confirm the appointment for convenience as the case may be.

b. We are still not totally pleased with inadequate communication with you, unless of course we have some telephone conversation with you by you calling us or attending to our calls by picking your phone.

c. Sending copy of your passport prior your arrival is must not optional.

d. You also have to send the full details of your flight ittenery prior your arrival if you want to be picked up at the Airport. (the airline and time of arrival)

If you consider these above stated arrangement, your appointment may be made and confirmed for sometimes next week before the week runs out.

Regards.


UNKINDLY CONTRIBUTOR's fake AutoReply:

Unkindly Contributor is out of the Plano office until March 8. Please direct urgent inquiries related to the Plano office to Donna Trumple. For the Houston office, contact Joseph Schmidt. For the Paris office, contact Antoine Flaubert.


UNKINDLY CONTRIBUTOR

Dear Credit Partners,

Thank you for confirming these plans. All sounds reasonable. I apologize for any difficulties to date.

1. Below is the full flight itinerary as previously provided to you. My flight arrives at 2 PM Brussels time on Monday. My partner has assured me you will meet me at the airport and we will continue from there for greatest security. The airline is Brussels Air, apparently operating under the Swiss International label. The flight number is 5108.

Please tell me how I can identify you at the airport as I have never been there before and I am carrying a significant sum. My partner has asked me to call when I land.

2. I have been checking my voice mail regularly but have not noted any calls from you. I apologize if I have missed any such calls. As I am away from the home office, all calls go to my voice mail at the moment. If you get any autoreplys to emails, just ignore them as I am using a filter while I am away from the home office. I will try to customize it so you don't get those.

3. Please let me know if one of your financial counselors will be available to discuss offshore accounts during my time there. I will be flying back on the Monday redeye so my time is rather short and I would like to make the most of it.

4. Regarding your insistence on my passport, I have asked my security administrator about a secure method for conveying this to you and she is working on it. I had a credit card stolen last month and that has greatly increased my anxiety about such matters. She said I should be able to set up a secure page and grant you temporary access to it which would be more secure than email. Hopefully we will have an answer on that today; she's at the Texas headquarters so her business day is just starting.

Thank you for your understanding.

SERVICE FLIGHT DATE FROM TO DEPART ARRIVE
SWISS INTL 633 01MAR PARIS DE GAULLE ZURICH 1000A 1125A
BRUSSELS AIR/SWISS IN 5108 01MAR ZURICH BRUSSELS BELG 1240A 0200P
K BUSINESS CLASS S 06A
NON SMOKING NON STOP
RESERVATION CONFIRMED
FLIGHT OPERATED BY SWISS INTERNATIONAL AIRLINES/BRUSSELS AIRLINES
AIRCRAFT: AIRBUS JET

UNKINDLY CONTRIBUTOR

Credit Partners,

Do you have Yahoo access? The only emails I have for you are hotmail. My passport will be up on our Yahoo shareable folders area later today.

See the question from my security admin below; let me know how to respond to her.

> >Sure thing. What are the Yahoo addresses for the people you want to share it with >so I can set up the Access Control List? I'll have the file up by the end of the >day but I need the Yahoo IDs or no one will be able to get past the ACL check. > >btw, files can only stay there for 24 hours then they get wiped. I'll shoot you >the url when its set. > >Heidi >



They were then directed to a nonexistent page.


CREDIT PARTNERS

Date: Sat, 28 Feb 2004 17:21:21 +0100
Subject: RE: Confirmation of appointment.

Dear Mr. Contributor,

After much deliberation, we decided to confirm your appointment for Monday March 01, 2004 as insistently impressed by you.

We took this decision despite the fact that we did not have access to your passport as explained in your last mail to us, mostly to honour and respect your personality and that of your partner as we do not want you in Brussels unattended to. Thereforte, this identification routine will be first attended to on your arrival. We expect your full cooperation to reciprocate this exceptional honour given to you.

The programme for the day will be followed as listed in your mail to us starting from following your flight ittinery from the Airport. A staff from our office and our driver will be awaiting your arrival. Please, call on Monday morning to reconfirm this appointment as hereby arranged, this is important.

Awating your contact.

Regards

Translation: The thought of our victim standing in our airport with all that money in his hands is so tempting that we will change our script and arrange to meet him.

T Minus 1 Hr 45 minutes - I am in Zurich now, changing planes.

MONDAY, 12:15 PM Brussels time:

Phone Call


UNKINDLY CONTRIBUTOR

phone call to Credit Partners

General comment: These guys are much more professional than Mrs Taylor (the catcher). Good use of English in their writing, British variants in their spelling and very understandable on the phone - still a West African accent but much easier to understand. I'm pretty sure it's the same guy who left me the voice mail earlier.

This call actually serves an extra purpose, as I want them to hear my voice with the most Southern American accent I can fake before they hear the phone calls from the local baiter.

CP: Hello?
UC: Hello, is this Credit Partners?
CP: Hello, this is Credit Partners.
UC: Hello?
CP: Yes, this is Credit Partners. Who is calling?
UC: This is Unkindly Contributor
. CP: Ah, Mr Unkindly.
UC: I'm switching planes now in Zurich. I'll see you at 2 PM your time.
CP: Right, sir.
CP: (starts to say something but I talk over him)
UC: You'll meet me with a driver. Have him hold a sign with my name on it.
CP: Yes, we will meet you with a driver at the airport.
UC: Great. I have to go, they are calling my flight. Be there at 2 PM.
CP: Yes sir, 2 o'oclock.
UC: Goodbye.
CP: Goodbye, Mr Unkindly.

I just made his day :)

Their insistence on an earlier call actually made the coordination of baiting activities easier. I gave them 1 hr 45 min to get to the airport and decided not to call them when my plane landed in Brussels.


MONDAY, 2:00 PM Brussels time:

Biff and I allegedly arrive at the Brussels airport on the same flight, where the lads await us.

LIFTOFF!

A few words these lads probably never read:

"Almost every criminal is subject to a failure of will and reasoning power by a childish and phenomenal heedlessness, at the very instant when prudence and caution are most essential."

- Fyodor Mikhailovich Dostoevsky, Crime and Punishment, Chapter 6.

MONDAY, 2:30 PM Brussels time:

Nico calls the Credit Partner lads and tells them that he has kidnapped Unkindly Contributor from the airport. UC gave Nico the phone number for the security company. If they want to get me back they can meet Nico at the sign for Le Macho, a gay sauna at Rue Marché au Charbon 106 - Brussels. Nico will be wearing the same clothes as the Biff's lads are presently wearing. Be there soon or they will never see me alive again.

MONDAY, 2:40 PM Brussels time:

Nico calls Biff's lads and tells them that he has kidnapped Biff from the airport. If they want to get him back they can meet Nico at the sign for Le Macho, the gay sauna at Rue March• au Charbon 106 - Brussels. Nico will be wearing the same clothes as the Credit Partner lads are presently wearing. Be there soon or they will never see him alive again.



While we're waiting for the results, some soothing haiku:

Hey, Credit Partners:
Unkindly Contributors
say you're all Mugus.

Landing real soon now
Oops! I gotta get running
to the gay sauna.

MONDAY, 4:00 PM Brussels time:


FIELD REPORT FROM NICO:

Hey !!!

Alright I am safe back from this great trip ! I saw both mugu's at the arrivals, took a few pics, called both of them.

They both were black and were wearing black clothes, so it was not difficult to see them. They were both alone. UC's mugu was in a black tissue jacket and Pileon's was in a black leather jacket. I called them and neither of them spoke French or Dutch I had to go on in English, even in English I have to say both of them had big problems to understand me, especially UC's one.

Regarding UC's mugu, he was so stupid I had to repeat 3 times the address, it was quite "one-sided" indeed, I didn't let him talk, stopped him and insulted him anytime he wanted to speak and repeated him 3 or 4 times he'd better be on time if he wanted to see you alive and "your fucking money". He seemed quite frightened to be honest, first as he didn't understand me well but felt my quite aggressive tone and secondly once he really understood. At the end I just hanged up.

UC's mugu was definitely scared when I called as he first wasn't sure to understand and was trying to calm me down when I was telling him to "fuck off" as soon as he opened his mouth. He was the only one I saw at " Le Macho", running from the entrance of the bar, back to his little car (blue Suzuki Swift registered in Belgium SLU 060), back to the entrance, looking really scared and looking around.

Pileon's mugu was a bit more difficult to deal with. He told me " I don't know you so I won't go", I got mad and told him to "fuck off when I talk" and that if he was not there by 3, no Pileon, "Pileon won't see 4",... Then I finally said, up to you, you not there, no fucking money and no Pileon anymore.

So I don't know perhaps he came, but then very late, and I didn't dare to stay there longer as it is a very narrow street and there was this mugu looking around in my direction, perhaps he recognized me.

As far as pics are concerned, I took several nice pics at the airport, but couldn't do any at the sauna, either the camera blocked somehow or it was the last pic I don't know.

For a conclusion I have to say everything was succesfull, not "everything" happened exactly like it had to but most of it was great, they were both at the airport, were quite shocked when I called, especially one who was even really scared. One (perhaps two) did get to the gay sauna. As far as I am concerned, I had no problems, was not followed by anyone and did have great fun !

Here are their photos as they wait for the plane. Play Spot the Mugu! Pileon's lad is in leather, UC's is shown in profile in the bottom photo.

MONDAY, 6:00 PM Brussels time:

No word from the lads yet. I think they have no idea what to do next. This just isn't in their script. Surely they didn't go through four months of "work" to have it end like this. Tough night in Muguville.

MONDAY, 6:15 PM Brussels time: Ah, here we go.

Mrs Ngoma Taylor, still in Benin, plays dumb. Really really a stretch eh.



MRS NGOMA TAYLOR

Date: Mon, 1 Mar 2004 09:14:44 -0800 (PST)
Subject: GOOD DAY

DEAR MR.UNKINDLY ,
Good day to you.

I waited all day to hear from you but I heard nothing, no phone call no email message.

Please do try and call me if you are in Brusselles to know the outcome of your meeting with the security company which I believe went well.

If you can send me your phone number in Brusselles then I can give you a call, so try and call me this evening as I will be expecting your call.

Awaiting your urgent response.

Regards,

Mrs.Ngoma.


UNKINDLY CONTRIBUTOR's fake AutoReply sent again.


MONDAY, 9:00 PM Brussels time:

Meanwhile, the realtor gives them a final opening to score something out of their scam by sending a bogus cashier's check to the Secret Service:


GINNY LEE

Dear Ngoma,

Just a reminder that the cashier's check for your new home must be received by this Friday. Because of the size of the check it will need to go to our main branch office, 245 Murray Drive, Building 410, Washington, DC 20223.

Please let me know if you have questions concernig the local school districts. Have you decided on a settlement date?

Ginny Lee
For All Your Real Estate Needs

THURSDAY, asking them to stay worried:


GINNY LEE

Dear Ngoma,

I am sure this will come as a shock to you, but Unkindly Contributor is missing! The police contacted me and I gave them all the information I had on his whereabouts this week. I gave them your name and phone information since you have been involved in this house transaction with him.

Please, if you know anything about his disappearance contact the Dallas police. I know they are working closely with police in Belgium and Africa to watch suspects.

Ginny Lee
For All Your Real Estate Needs

This message does NOT end it, amazingly enough:


UNKINDLY CONTRIBUTOR

> Dear Mrs Ngoma,

You are one dumb mugu. Unbelievably stupid. Dumber than a goat.

Were your parents pigs?

And that idiot in Brussels - the one who drives a blue Suzuki Swift - how did you find such a total moron?

Cheers, mugu.

Incredibly, SHE'S BACK!


MRS NGOMA TAYLOR

Date: Tue, 9 Mar 2004 01:13:41 -0800 (PST)
Subject: BAD NEWS

Dear Mr. Unkindly Contributor

, What is actually the problem? Why this kind of message that you sent to me, what is MUGU?

I was expecting some kind of good news from you but instead it's all insult that I got from your mail.

Please explain to me what is happening because I called the security company in Belgium and they said that they waited for you at the airport and you didn't show up and someone called them later that same day asking them to come and meet you somewhere else and they couldn't come because it is not part of the discussion/agreement for the transaction.

If you can't help me and my children any more,please indidcate so as to call the consignment back to Africa till when I will find some one else whom I can trust.

Awaiting your urgent response.

Regards,

MRS.NGOMA.


UNKINDLY CONTRIBUTOR

cc Credit Partners

Mrs Ngoma,

Thanks for your swift response. Here are the answers:

The security company people DID go elsewhere to pick me up - they went to a gay sauna called LE MACHO. They went there in a blue Suzuki Swift registered in Belgium with registration number SLU 060.

All of this was captured by a photographer. The photos have been sent to the police.

Why? Because they are frauds. They are not security company officials. There is no consignment there. You and they are just stupid mugus looking for victims for your stupid 419 scams. You are an embarrassment to all of your ancestors.

You are nothing in the world. When you die no one will notice and no one will remember the pathetic life you lived as a scammer and a criminal. They will throw your rotting corpse outside in the street and even the dogs will turn up their noses at you.

What is a mugu? Why, it is YOU, you children of goats.

Now please excuse me, I have to go for a swim in my pool before my masseuse arrives.

I just give and give. Does my time spent on this count as a charitable deduction?

Soothing haiku for the upset mugu:

Your Suzuki is
Swift, but you're not. And it is
blue - now you are too!


PART 3

Incredibly, there's a part 3. Love Is In The Air.

Here she comes AGAIN! Unfortunately she and two of her kids have been in the hospital "because of the suck of the news that you are missing." The first paragraph is sweet.

You see, it's all the fault of those nasty Belgians. And the consignment has flown itself back to Benin.



MRS NGOMA TAYLOR

Date: Tue, 9 Mar 2004 08:42:13 -0800 (PST)
Subject: WHY ALL THIS WORDS FROM YOU MY DEAR.

DEAR MR UNKINDLY,
Good-day to you and you welcome back to America .

I thank GOD Almighty of protecting your life from the hands of those bad men in brussells who call theirself the security personal ,i have been in a sad mood since i learn from the house agent that you are not to be fund both in france and in brussals and if i have any information about your way which as i read the news i fell down in the computer caffee which i want to check mail if the is any mail from you of which i was admitted in the hospital all this period that is why you have not read from me , i thank GOD of gurding me and protecting us over here, two of my kids are presently in admittion in the hospital because of the suck of the news that you are missing.

Listing Mr Unkindly,because i discover that you did not like phone comnicution if not that will be good for me to discuss with you all that happed over in brussels which i will like to know, i did not understand why all this words from you, for your information i have called back my consignment from the affliate security company in brussels as the news got to me that you are missing and now i want you to understand that you are the only one that i have develop my mind and trust which i want to know if you are not capitable to handle this transaction for me and my kids our hope have be on you and you should also remenber the total amounts you have invested on this transaction and my present condidition as a refugee here in benin , i want you to look into all this area before you.

Meanwhile now that my consignment is back in COTONOU the REPUBLIC of BENIN ,i want you to sign an under taking for me before i will know what to do next about this and as you sign it i will then tell you how i wanted things to be between both of us, i am very sorry of all that you might have seen over in brussells and i give thanks and praises to GOD of protecting my last hope in life for me and my kids.I will also want to inform you that those that you told me about have to face jugdment of been on the street to dropping other of what did not belong to them and as you make arrange i will want you to call them in the law's book for the world to know what they are doing over in brussells this will also safe others life and as doing so the Almighty GOD will bless you.

Awaiting to read from you soon and we are all praying for you.

Best Regards,
MRS NGOMA

When I read that I fell down too, but for a different reason.


UNKINDLY CONTRIBUTOR

> Mrs Ngoma,

Thank God you are well now. How are the children?

I am still recovering from the ordeal. Thank you for your concern. I am glad you no longer have to rely on those THIEVES who tried to pass as security company officials. How terrible it must be to have to rely on such people.

Well, fortunately they will be arrested soon as their photos, cars, and apartment locations are known to the police. I am told the police have those men and their phones and their computers under constant surveillance. Everything they say, every word they type on a keyboard is captured and will be used against them in court. So you should be able to sue them for fraud with plenty of evidence at your disposal.

How do such criminals sleep at night, knowing they are stealing from others?

How do frauds like that look in the mirror?

How do such morons get past the ABSOLUTE DISGRACE they bring on their family names? Do they believe their ancestors do not see the way they soil their names?

Perhaps next time you will abide my advice - I told you they were untrustworthy and you see how they behaved.


MRS NGOMA TAYLOR

Date: Wed, 10 Mar 2004 07:20:58 -0800 (PST)
Subject: AM WAITING FOR YOUR ADVICE ON WHAT TO DO NEXT.

DEAR MR UNKINDLY,
Good-day to you .

Your mail was well noted and i am now out to work on your advice ,now that the consignment is here now what will be your advice because i have notice that you did not like phone commnication ,i will perfect that all about this transaction should be on mail for i have notice that some tauts are out there tapping other's people discussion on phone ,so make sure you did not recieve any call from anybody regards this transaction or mail .for as you know this fund is my last hope for me and my kids and believe me ,whatsoever may happend for me to miss this fund i perfect giving my life because if all hope have been taking away my kids will then life with sorrow and saddness /hard time toward their life time.

Meanwhile, my kids are getting well and by the grace of GOD they will be dischaging from the hospital by tomorrow and they are sending their greeting to you and for the effort you have made to clear this fund for us.as you know all the documents regarding this fund is on your name for that you have to advice me on what to do next.

Finally, i am waiting for your advice on how we are going to finalish this transaction before next week because of the trust i have builded in you,and your seriousness show to me on this transaction because you are the only one i can account on now which i was confess of what happend in brussalls last week.

I now does not have cash at hand now, with the little that was with me i have use it to pay for the medical bills for me and my kids in the hospital , so i will want you to fasting up to see that all about this transaction get over by next week , for me and my kids to join you over in America.life is now hard for me and my kids down here in AFRICA

Your advice on what to do please...........

May the Almighty GOD protect us in the best part of life.

I remain yours .
BEST REGARDS,
Mrs Ngoma Taylor.

UNKINDLY CONTRIBUTOR

> Mrs Ngoma,

I think we are close to being able to re-start our business relationship. As you know, trust is paramount in any relationship.

To build this trust that has been badly damaged, I ask you to do one simple thing for us. I think this will build a bridge of trust that cannot be shaken.

You must send me a picture of yourself holding a sign that denounces the criminal acts of those Belgians and also pledges yourself to our legitimate business relations. I will send you my photo in return provided you step up to the challenge of trustworthiness:

In the photo, you must be completely naked except for the sign you hold. The sign must read "NOTHING COMES BETWEEN ME AND YOU". Your nakedness must NOT be covered by the sign.

I will provide a similar photo to you as soon as yours arrives so you will know that I am completely open to this relationship with you. I have already gone through a terrible ordeal on your behalf but I am willing to give you this second chance on this condition. And I will tell you in advance that I am a Very large man where it counts.

As I am a nudist when home this is how I deal with most personal relationships anyway so it's no big deal for me. You can ask Ginny, she and I do business this way together all the time. If you provide this photo then I will know you are serious about building a relationship built on trust and openness instead of distrust and secrets. I'm certain you will agree this is a minor request on our road to success together. Speaking of roads, I took the Jeep out for a drive today; it's not good for it to just have it sitting around unused.

Please hurry so we can complete this quickly and the children will not suffer needlessly.

Yes, let's involve the law! Please!


MRS NGOMA TAYLOR

... appears to be offended and makes threats:

Date: Thu, 11 Mar 2004 03:26:34 -0800 (PST)
Subject: Go to hell with your assistant.you poor shameles man.

DEAR MR UNKINDLY,
Good day to you.

How unresponsible you are by demanding my nakedness what really do you want from me ,for your information as you are not capitable to help us out , sign an undertaking that you are no more there assiste us out. I have not hear or see a bond agreement that one have to show out her nakedness to other just to build up a trust as you make mention ,so right now i want you to perpare writing document and sign it as under taking for me to enble me to look for some one that is capitable to assiste me and my kids ,when i told my kids about what you say in your mail they were off control and did not believe that you are the one with this kind of write up to me.

Finally, i give you 48 hours to write an under taking and sent it to me ,am not as foolish as you are and i didnot need any assistant from you any more you poor and shameless man . IF Ginny have to show her nakedness to you, just to met her contract demand with you then both of you are birds of the same control , as you know i was only trying to make things work out for both of us to enjoy life but now look how shamefull you are. you irresponsible and shameles man go to hell with your assistant , GOD Almighty will show us the right person that will assiste me out from this all . 48 hours or you will face the law and you will be called in the law book over there in america ,i know you did not know who you are having this business with,i am not irresponsible as you ,go to hell with your assistant.

MRS NGOMA

Just a hunch that that 48 hour deadline thingy isn't important. How many days does it take for 48 hours to pass? The clock starts on March 11.


UNKINDLY CONTRIBUTOR

> Mrs Ngoma,

You seem to be unfamiliar with the concept of openness. I have attached my photo for you to show you my sincerity. I really should have sent this to you when you first wrote me, as I live as a nudist when home and prefer to deal with nudists. It is a very affluent group in general with large estates. I was worried that there may be some cultural barrier that would prevent you from joining in this business. But it seems there is no cultural barrier, just your own inability to accept me as I am. So I hope this photo gives you a sense of the man you are dealing with and the man who is reaching out his hand to you in aid. When you send me your photo as requested I will send you my full nude photo so we can trust each other completely. I've included a clothed photo as well.

I am unclear on the document you are asking about. Is it the one that lawyer wrote up? Do you need me to find a lawyer to write up some new document? I found that part of your message very confusing. What is the next step after we exchange photos?

Lastly, Ginny is not my assistant. She works for herself. And when she comes to my home for business she leaves her clothes at the door as everyone does, male and female. How can you expect someone to trust you when you do not trust them with something as silly and beautiful as the human body?

Blessings

Shot of Ron Jeremy signing autographs attached.

Maybe that's probably not the picture the lad wanted displayed on his terminal at the cybercafe.



UNKINDLY CONTRIBUTOR

> Date: Fri, 12 Mar 2004 05:31:16 -0800 (PST)
Subject: Re: Go to hell with your assistant.you poor shameles man.

DEAR MR UNKINDLY,

I did not know what you really want from me why all this ,showning me how you are in person.,you look so irresponesible as you do, if you are out to have other things with me that will be as i join you over not in mail.

As i make mention to you on mail ,if you know that you are not capible to assiste me and my kids ,write down the under taking and sign it that you are not longer to assiste me of this transaction , i did not disclose your nakedness to my kids because they have already develop love and trust on you but what is really out there with you which is making you out control is it because of the little fund that is under your control,which make you to behalf as if the world is on your control.or hand or did you take drugs.

I am giving you just the last change any of this from you all about this transaction between me and you will be of from your control and i will also push you on the road with all your information.with me.

Meanwhile, if you are still out there to assiste me and my kids tell me so i should give you the information of the new development of this transaction as present. NO picture from me showning my nakedness ,and you should know that not all this will push me or carry me away bear this in you.

Awaiting to recieve you reply .
MRS NGOMA.


UNKINDLY CONTRIBUTOR

> Mrs Ngoma,

You seem to have forgotten everything I have done for you.
I bought you a jeep, cost of over $30,000
I took time off from work to look for a home for you, cost of over $10,000
I put down $20,000 on a home
I traveled to Europe, with a special side trip to Brussels, another couple thousand

I still have a credit card with $150,000 prepaid on it.

So, having spent over $200,000 on dealings with you I think it is perfectly reasonable to have an open communication. Why are you ashamed of your body? I will not judge you on it. I normally would not enter into a private business relationship without meeting in person and unclothed. Since you are not here we have to use photos instead. Before I spend any more money on this business I think we should at least do that. If you are not willing to take that small step then what did I spend $200,000 on?

A change of heart: I can have that photo for just $500:
Email #70:



MRS NGOMA TAYLOR

Date: Mon, 15 Mar 2004 07:17:19 -0800 (PST)
DEAR MR UNKINDLY,

Good day to you.

Your mail was well noted .

Therefore,you know my present condition as a refugee here in cotonou the Republic of Benin,I have no assets of a private computer or camara and it's no common here as it's over there in the USA.

I now understood you and for the fact that i personally have develop a trust in you , promise me you will not run away with my money as you clear it from the security company, because this fund is the last hope for me and my kids.

I have no money ,yesterday i was in a studio and the photogramer told me that it will cost me $500 Dollars because he have to make his way into the laboratory for the development of the nagative which the is a risk as he say before priming, for i myseft can not go to a public place like this to expose my nakedness.

I want you to sent this money on this bearer name MR NONSO EDMOND ,COTONOU REPUBLIC OF BENIN Through the western union money transfer as you do sent accross to me the control number through my mail box for quicker collection.

I will then take a picture with my nakedness and sent to you to build the trust on this business.

Mr Unkindly, promise me that you will keep my picture out of the public and it should be confidential for both of us as i do with yours.

My kids are worry about all this longe delay in this transaction for they are prepared to join you over in the state,their greetting to you.

Meanwhile, i am in a hotel with my kids, we are not in the refugee camp for some security reason which i spend alot for both feeding and hotel bills for at present the is no money with me to do what you wanted from me ,for i have no naked picture with me for i have to take one. And the bearer who name is on the above is the general manager in the hotel which i am in here in benin ,as soon i read from you i will then asked him to go over and collect this mney for me in the branch office of the western union money transfer here in benin cotonou for me..

Please the is no money presently at hand now ,so do help as you read this mail.

Awaiting to have the control number of the money.

BEST REGARDS,

Mrs Ngoma Taylor.


UNKINDLY CONTRIBUTOR

> Mrs Ngoma,

It's good that you mailed. I was on hold with the credit card company when your mail came in. They wanted to know if I wanted to cancel the $150,000 card. But since it sounds like you are ready to send your photo I told them to keep the card active for now. So I am sure you will send your photos soon.

Here's an idea. Since your money is now the same place as you are, just use some of that consignment to pay for the photo. It is ridiculous to charge $500 for such a photo. But if you decide to pay that then at least you have that consignment there and you can use those funds for it.

Or you could take it yourself. Find someone with a digital camera and borrow it, set the timer so you can take a picture of yourself.

A third option would be for you to fly here and we can conduct our business here in my estate. Just leave your clothes at the door as you enter.

Really these are all simple to do. This way I will know you are serious about building trust. And I will send you my full photo when you do - and you will see why that fig leaf was so long :) - and we can complete our business.


MRS NGOMA TAYLOR

... attempts to negotiate the price of a voodoo photo.
Date: Tue, 16 Mar 2004 04:41:22 -0800 (PST)
Subject: Re: FASTING UP THINGS

DEAR MR UNKINDLY,
Good day to you .

Your mail was well noted and i have try all i could to see that things work out the way you expected from me.

Mr Unkindly, going to the security company look so stupit on me why because,

1) The security company dose not know the contents of the consignment because my late husband deposited it there as a family treasue.

2) Remenber all the documents regardsing this transaction have been change to your name which is only you whose name is on the documents as the beneficiaey can come down and clear the consignment.

3) The domurage charge that you should have pay in brussals most be paid before even seeing the consignment in the security company.

The $500 dollars is not only for the bill of the photo,her bill is 150,and the rest fund is for the bill of my hotel and feeding of both me and my kids , remenber last time i was admitted in the hospital with two of my kids and the little that was with me i use it to pay the hospital bills.

4) The photogramher is a woman and she try to know from me why taking this picture because it is no common here in Africa taking picture with a nakedness which i told her my husband want to buy some clothe for me in the oversea,that is why he asked me to sent my naked picture to him,what she was saying was she think i was going to make (JUJU)with the picture which i told her no.or do i belonge to a society or cut that do spiriture things.

Meanwhile ,as i told you ,things are no common here as you asked me to find someone with a digital camera,as a refugee who do i know over here that i can go to asked for such.and i do'nt need to expose myseft here for security reason but i will try all that i can do to see that i co-operat on the level to met up your demand or you can sent one of the digital camera through DHL on the name presently with you on my mail.that is the name of the hotel manager.

Our health is okey today and we praying to see the final step of this transaction with you, you should also fasting things because we are worry to join you soon.

Awaiting to read from you.

Yours,
MRS NGOMA.

Let's get married!


UNKINDLY CONTRIBUTOR

> Mrs Ngoma,

After careful deliberation I have decided against sending money to that guy named Nancy. Nancy is a woman's name. What kind of man has a name like Nancy?

I have also come up with a solution regarding the security company. We can have them ship the consignment to my office here. Problem solved!

Regarding the photo I cannot budge on this point. I have already gone to GREAT EXTREMES for you, I have FLOWN ACROSS EUROPE, been KIDNAPPED by THUGS, ESCAPED, SPENT $200,000. AND now what do I get when I make ONE SIMPLE SMALL REQUEST? Nothing but pushback!

Mrs Taylor, I think we can solve these problems - the consignment issues as well as your concerns about the photo - if you will consider my proposal of marriage. You know I am fond of you and I would love to help raise the kids with you. As my spouse you would have the legal right to execute the security documents. We could even use the $150,000 for a honeymoon - a beach resort where the kids can play while we swim at a private beach. Will you be my bride?

I must be as clear as possible here - you absolutely must send me the photo requested, with you holding a sign reading "NOTHING COMES BETWEEN ME AND YOU" and wearing nothing else. That is the only way I will trust that you are serious about this and will consider being my bride. You already have my first photo. I will not send any more money until I receive that photo of you, I have already spent a ton of money in this relationship.

Out of that $200,000, of course, she has received exactly $0.00.


UNKINDLY CONTRIBUTOR

sanitized and edited for your protection as it would be by the FCC, who type in all CAPS:

Mrs Ngoma,

I asked down at the local store and they said a photo costs 49 cents. So for $150 you could take 300 pictures, not one. I don't need 300 photos, just one. Spend the 49 cents and have the photo taken. I do not understand or appreciate your delay in this matter. I have been up front with you and expect you to be the same with me. After all I have never seen you! This is a little bit of a concern because as I warned you I have a large HOUSE, 14 inches long, and sometimes PLAYGROUNDS cannot take such a thick and long HOUSE the normal way and we need to have PLAY CHARADES instead. I don't want us to be surprised or disappointed on our first day together making PUPPETS by the pool should you accept to be my bride. I will HELP you beyond belief.

I will of course keep your photo completely confidential, and will keep it with me at all times.

Ginny is coming by later today to discuss the real estate situation as you completely fouled me up by failing to put up the money you promised. I have forgiven you that but there is still a good deal of paperwork to sort out because of your failure.

March 17, the photo is taken.


MRS NGOMA TAYLOR

Date: Wed, 17 Mar 2004 13:51:12 -0800 (PST)

DEAR MR UNKINDLY

Good day to you .

You mail was well understood and noted.

The processing of the photo has been taking up to day and you should be expecting it before the end of tomorrow, and you should understand that things are not very common down here in Africa on matters like this that was why the prize is like that.

However, i know you will not appreciate the delay because i have never taking such a photo in my life i am doing this because i have now develop likeness,trust and love on you and i promise you that you will enjoy my way of life and the kind of life i live and as you promise to take good care of my kids and myseft when we join you over in America, for your information i am a woman who love sex to much and you can believe it since my husband past away i have never making love to any man , well let keep all this apart till we met in person as you promise to keep every step we take confidential and i will also want you to promise me that you we not made away with this fund as you clear it,because this is the last hope for me and my kids.

Meanwhile, as i told you presently i have no money but i manage to borrow this money from the hotel manager to pay him back as soon as you sent some money for me for our feeding and hotel bills and for your information the name of the manager is MR NONSO.O.EDMOND not the name you make mention in your mail yesterday.as you sent it sent the control number on my mail box for i shall instract the hotel manager to clear it from the western union money transfer here in cotonou the Republice of Benin,please my dear do this for it is very important for us because life here is not to write home.infact my kids are not living the life they do when their father was alive which i alway think of their health.

Finally, as i sent my naked picture to you ,you have to fasting up things and see that you clear our consignment from the security company and the $150,000 dallars you are talking about is no money for our honeymoon because we can even use above that as you clear this fund from the security comany ,to me money is no problem but how fast are you going to clear this fund, let me know on you next mail before the arrival of my picture from the studio to you.

May Almighty GOD our creator protect us in the best part of life.

Awaiting to reciever your loving response with love,

Best Regards,

NGOMA

As it would be edited by the FCC:


UNKINDLY CONTRIBUTOR

> Mrs Ngoma,

That is wonderful news my love. As soon as I receive your photo I will complete the consignment transfer business. I look forward to SEEING you soon. And holding you soon. And DISCUSSING PHILOSOPHY WITH you soon. And making wild passionate ORIGAMI with you soon. I hope you enjoy ORAL SURGERY as I am a very LITERATE man and need to love you LEGALLY.

Please do not delay further my love!


MRS NGOMA TAYLOR

... sends her photo! Well, not really.

She sends a set of photos that have been passed around before. We just know these things. They were printed out on a lousy printer, the edges trimmed, then rescanned. At least she clipped off the parts that identified the amateur web sites that first posted them. And the copyright 1999 part was trimmed off too.


Date: Thu, 18 Mar 2004 07:50:39 -0800 (PST)
Subject: THIS IS WHAT I PROMISE YOU.

DEAR MR UNKINDLY,
Good day to you.
As i promise you this is the photo and you should get back to me as soon as possible for the confidentailty of this photo and i have inform my kids that you are their step father and they are worry and willing to read from you .

Meanwhile, as you promise to clear the fund as i sent my photo accross to you , i believe you will fasting up things for me and my kids to join you over in America, and what was your discussion with the house agent i hope everything is under control, I love you my dear and keep to your words.

My kids are greeting you and they a waiting to read from you as their step father,dear advise them as a father.

Finally fasting up things my dear , here in africa we are facing a very hear condition which our hope all is to join you over.

Awaiting to hear from you with LOVE.

BEST REGARDS,

NGOMA.


UNKINDLY CONTRIBUTOR

Mrs Ngoma,

I do not understand this at all. There are so many tricksters out there that I insisted, and you agreed, that you must hold a sign in the photo. The sign must read "NOTHING COMES BETWEEN ME AND YOU". While the pictures are certainly of a naked woman, I do not wish to be played with pictures that are not of you. Do not toy with my heart so! Please send the photos of YOU, holding the SIGN that we agreed to.

I had made all arrangements to send money today but since receiving these pictures I am discouraged and will wait until I get the photo with the sign. If these pictures are of some other woman and you sent these pictures of someone else because you are embarassed I forgive you but you must be fully open to me if you are to be my wife. We should demand no less from each other. You would expect no less from me and I expect no less from you.

Please send the photo you promised so I can send these funds to my stepchildren there. Please hug them for me and tell them their daddy will take care of them as soon as you do the things you said you would do.

Thank you for asking about the house. I am meeting Ginny later to discuss the matter.

Ginny turns out to be part of this triangle in more ways than one.
She sends this email to Mrs Ngoma



GINNY LEE

What do you think you are doing!! I called Unkindly on the phone today to confirm our meeting and he told me you are trying to marry him now!! Are you crazy?? First you cause major legal troubles for Unkindly and now you think you are going to move in on him?? No way! I have been working for months to get a chance to be with him and now you think you can come between us?

You treacherous bitch! First you scuttle a great deal and put Unkindly at huge risk then you think you're going to do this?? No way chickie. You think he's going to want you when he can have me? You're there hiding I'm here with him and he can see what he'll be getting instead of dreaming about some fat lying bitch over in Africa. I know how to take care of a man. Saturday I am going to his home for lunch and I am not planning to leave until he is mine. Go ahead, take your best shot at getting him. Bring it on, bitch.

Show him what you've got and I'll show him what I've got and you'll lose you know it. I asked if he had met you and he told me he has not even seen your photo yet. Ha! I will let him take all the photos of me he wants. The nerve of you! What kind of man do you think he is? Why would he want you when he can have me? Let's see what you've got. I bet you're fat and ugly.

Bitch.
UNKINDLY CONTRIBUTOR

> Mrs Ngoma,

When can I expect your real photo? Please let me know so I can know when to send the money.

I will be meeting with Ginny this weekend to discuss the house situation for us. Hope you have a pleasant weekend.

Here is another recent photo.


MRS NGOMA TAYLOR

... goes capslock.

Date: Sat, 20 Mar 2004 01:20:49 -0800 (PST)
Subject: Fwd: Re: FROM MRS NGOMA.

Note: forwarded message attached.

UNKINDLY.

WHAT ALL THIS ? I WAS SAD WHEN I READ FROM THE HOUSE AGENT WHAT YOU DISCUSS WITH ME AND YOU PROMISE NOT TO OPEN UP TO ANY PERSON .

YOU CAN GO ON WITH THE HOUSE AGENT AND FOR YOUR INFORMATION I GAVE YOU JUST 48HOURS TO WRITE AN UNDER TAKING THAT YOU ARE NO PART OF THIS TRANSACTION NOTHING MORE , I DID NOT WANT TO KNOW WHAT REALLY OUT THERE WITH YOU AND THE HOUSE AGENT ON THIS ISSUE .LOOK AT THAT POOR AND SHAMELESS WOMAN SO CALLED HOUSE AGENT WITH ALL THIS TO ME ,JUST 44 HOURS TO WRITE AN UNDER TAKING BACK TO ME I AM NO MORE THE WITH YOU BECAUSE YOU DID NOT KEEP ALL THAT WE DISCUSS CONFIDENTIALLY AS YOU PROMISE, SO GET THE HELL WITH HER.

JUST 36HOUR REMAINING FOR YOU TO GET BACK TO ME ON THIS MATTER.

NGOMA.

Got it. 9 days = 4 hours. And 44=36. How many suns are there in her world?


UNKINDLY CONTRIBUTOR

> Mrs Ngoma,

What is the meaning of this? Did you expect me to keep our engagement a secret? I want to shout it from the rooftops!

Of course I did not tell her of our other business. Really this kind of behaviour on your part is very unattractive. Why must you jump to such sordid conclusions?

Please let me know when you will send the photo you promised. I already found other pictures of the same girl whose photo you sent earlier. I know it's not you but I have decided to forgive you this offense. Send me the photo of you holding the sign, not some cheap reprint of an old amateur porn shoot.

As for Ginny, I will deal with her this afternoon.

Oh, and let me know where to send the money. Does it go to that Nancy guy? I'd rather just send you the credit card but you did not provide an address.

She should get investigated for child endangerment, considering the number of trips these kids make to the hospital.


MRS NGOMA TAYLOR

Date: Mon, 22 Mar 2004 04:59:21 -0800 (PST)
Subject: sorry for this long delay.

DEAR MR UNKINDLY,

Good day to you.

Your mail was well understood and noted.

I was in a very sad mood when i read from the house agent about our secrat plans ahead , all this make me to remenber the death of my late husband and the life of my children who are present with me and my condition as a refugee in cotonou all this was part of what i was thinking before dropping you that mail.

Meanwhile, i have understood you and plead of my words toward every aspect and time delay of my reply mail, for your information one of my kid fell for the step to the room of my hotel which i toke her to the hospital for treament,she is okey and back home.

Furthermore, as i told you ,you most have understood my condition and the way i manage things around me paying for our hotel bills and also feeding of both me and my kids and i did not have asset of many thing around me, if you know how to assiste me and my kids please do so for the sake of GOD,i will do direct what you want from me ,and why i have to sent that photo as mind is because of my own security ,i was afear of sending down my reall photo and you did not believe me of me telling you at present that there is no money to take such picture , and before i have to take that picture i wil want you to explain to me this words on the sign you asked me to hold,NOTHINGS BETWEEN ME AND YOU?, as you do ,i did not have any money for taking the picture of which if you can assiste me with a very small amount just to enble me to take the photo, i will be very greatful and will do as the money is assign for and that will stop all this delaying of senting down my reall picture to you.

Finally ,i promise to remaind your lover and future wife to be and my children are greetting you and they are alway asking me when will they see their fether , which i told them very very soon that you are working very hard for us to come over and join you in America.

I hope you spend the week end with love and joy and i wish you a very good week this week.

Please, i want you to look into what i told you and get back to me with the informatiuon of that you have sent some small amonut of money to me with the address below ,

MR NONSO .O. EDMOND
HOTEL DU FRATINATEL COTONOU
LOT 35 PK5 COTONOU REP
BENIN.

Please i will be very greatful and before some days you wil have the picture of my real nakedness and with the sign as you explain to me .



May GOD protect us in the best part of life.



Awaiting to read from you.



NGOMA.



Kiss the Jeep goodbye. Remember your kids' alleged ages?


UNKINDLY CONTRIBUTOR

> Mrs Ngoma,

Terrible news to hear that about little Juliet. I pray she is well now. How old is she now?

The sign is self-explanatory. There should be nothing between us. Even though there is an ocean between us, we should be together in our hearts. So that is what the sign says, nothing comes between you and me. And with you holding the sign I will know it is really you not some cheap old amateur picture. Really you. Just you. That is what I care about.

Once I receive the photo of you holding the sign then I will know you are serious about the trust we must have between us. And then I will send the money to you via Mr Edmond. As we agreed before the photo should only cost around 50 cents so please hurry up and get it taken so I can take care of these wonderful children and you.

Ginny came by to discuss the house this weekend. Unfortunately she had car trouble so I let her take the Jeep since you are not here to use it. I told her she can just keep the Jeep until her car is fixed. After we figured out the house issues we had a nice time together by the pool; it was hot so we rubbed oil all over each other. How I wish it were you in my hands instead! She did not seem to be intimidated by nudity as you seem to be, and even volunteered to give me a great massage. So I think she will be great to work with as we go forward. I look forward to having you here so the three of us can get together and resolve any outstanding home issues.

That's the news from here. Send the photo immediately and I will send the money as requested. I have already spent over $200,000 on you and while that may seem like a small amount of money to you it is signficant. Please stop delaying the photo. Nothing else can happen until I receive it.

Mrs Ngoma can't remember how old her kids are. In the meantime, Ginny kicks it up a notch:


GINNY LEE

Thanks for the Jeep!
Next I will get the man! My God he is huge! Keep refusing him a photo, keep staying away, that makes it so much easier for me, bitch. I let take photos of me at the pool, did he tell you that? Maybe next time I'll have him take photos of me in the Jeep. Or maybe out on his boat. You don't show up to play you lose. I bet you're really fat. But hey thanks for the Jeep! And thanks for not sending any photos!


MRS NGOMA TAYLOR

Date: Tue, 23 Mar 2004 11:39:12 -0800 (PST)

Unkindly,

How are you .

I was about to sent the photo to you when i saw a mail from the house agent ,for your information i will not sent any of my photo to you because i discover that you can not keep it confidentialy as you promise ,why all this from your own side.?

I have inform you to write an under taking to me that you are not out there any more to assiste me and my kids , sent it to me for i should know that all is over with both of us, so that you can go ahead to have the house agent as your wife.

It since you can not keep some things secrat because last time you told me why you have to open up our relationship and i understood you ,now you have giving her the right to speak out what i did not expect,so go ahead and take her as your wife and lover.

Finally , nothing hold both of us and i am giving you 24 hours from now to perpare the under taking and sign it ,then you can both go to hell
.

For your information i have find someone who is ready to assiste me take note, and as soon as my fund is been clear i will pay all that you have spend as i keep all record. $200,000 us dollars very small money .

Awaiting to have the under taking .

NGOMA.

Time has sped up! In the last 3 days 16 hours have passed! Where is Superman?


UNKINDLY CONTRIBUTOR

Mrs Ngoma, what is the meaning of this? What is this NONSENSE about taking the house agent as my wife or lover? Why would you take any of that girl's nonsense seriously? You have jumped to some very strange and personally offensive conclusions.

I have been completely faithful to you my wife. It sounds to me as if you are just grasping for reasons not to fulfill the promise you made. This saddens me deeply. Why are you betraying my trust in you?

$200,000 may be small money to you but it is not insignificant to me. It represents a substantial investment on my part. It is the amount I would normally give to charity in a year. Instead it is SITTING waiting for you to do what you said you would do.

I SET UP the Western Union transfers, ALL READY TO GO - all it would take is for you to do what you promised. Now I have to put all those orders ON HOLD.

I have CALLED you.

I have FLOWN all over Europe for you.

I have sent you INTIMATE photos.

I HAVE GIVEN YOU MY HEART.

And now you STAB me through the heart.

I will write nothing further until I receive the photo of you holding the sign as you promised. I trust you to keep your word. I will tell Ginny to keep her girlish gibes to herself - they have no real basis in reality anyway and I am SHOCKED that you would take any of her words seriously.

I am in tears. How can you treat me like this???????
??????
??????

:(


GINNY LEE

HE FIRED ME!

I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY YOU FAT GOAT BITCH.

Six days later, we're back in business!


MRS NGOMA TAYLOR

Date: Mon, 29 Mar 2004 07:13:57 -0800 (PST)
Subject: why all this delaying.

DEAR UNKINDLY,
Good day to you.

I have been sick in thinking for some days now and i did not have time to ever check my mail,and it is because of how you are treating things with me which you did not keep your promise confidentail as we discuss and now i am afear to open up myseft to you. Meanwhile, am still waiting to recieve the letter of undertaking which i asked you as you are not out there to assiste me and my kids any longer ,you can go ahead with the house agent because i did not want to mis my life and the life of my kids they are so dear to me, husband is not my problem for now and since the house agent GINNY learn that we are in love ,i have been reciever alot from her which she called me all kind of name so i think you better move ahead with her and you should also give to her the fullness of your love as the matter is now.

I am very sorry i can not stand the condition for now because i did not want to share a man with any woman and i have never try that before and i am not in the part of been taking for what i dislike ,please write the undertaking and sign it for GOD sake and sent it back to me as soon as i clear my consignment from the security company which your name is as present as the rightful beneficiary i will pay back all that you have spend and for your information you are still my friend because at time i will called you up for you to advice me on some project to do per how to invest this fund.

My kids are also expressing their hurt greetting to you and we are all okey over here, my prayer is for GOD to protect you and you wife to be miss Ginny, you should bear things with me for i did not want to hurt you in any way,but as the condition is presently i have to protect the life of me and my kids from those crazy hartles human out there.

Have a nice day with your lovely wife GINNYand below is her write up to me.

Awaiting to have the undertaking for GOD sake.

MRS NGOMA.


UNKINDLY CONTRIBUTOR

Mrs Ngoma,

How my heart leapt to see your message waiting for me!

But you have misunderstood Ginny completely. She and I were never lovers. The thought of it is ridiculous! I fired her as house agent and have nothing to do with her.

It is you that I want. Say that you will be mine. I have sent you my photo, I am ready to be fully open to you and await only your signal that you will pull me into your loving embrace and we can retire together and take care of each other.

I await you with open heart. My love to the kids.

When are you coming?


UNKINDLY CONTRIBUTOR

... with apologies to The Knack:

Mrs Ngoma,

I can't stop thinking of you. Like a song you keep spinning through my mind...

Oo my little pretty one, pretty one
When you gonna give me some time, Ngoma?
Oo you make my motor run, my motor run
Gun it coming off of the line, Ngoma
Never gonna stop, give it up, such a dirty mind
I always get it up with a touch of the younger kind
My-ee ey-ee by-ee ahee ah woo!
Ma ma ma my Ngoma
Come a little closer, over here
Close enough to look in my eyes, Ngoma
Keep a little mystery, kissin' me
Runnin' down the length of my thigh, Ngoma
Never gonna stop, give it up, such a dirty mind
I always get it up from a touch of the younger kind
My-ee ey-ee by-ee ahee ah woo!
Ma ma ma my Ngoma
Ma ma ma my Ngoma
When ya gonna get to me, get to me
Is it just a matter of time, Ngoma
Is it a destiny, a destiny
Or is it just a game in my mind, Ngoma
Never gonna stop, give it up, such a dirty mind
I always get it up from a touch of the younger kind
My-ee ey-ee by-ee ahee ah woo!
Ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma
Myee ey-ee by-ee ahee ah woo!
Ma ma ma my Ngoma
Ooooh my Ngoma

Please I am waiting to hold you and the kids

Please send your photo as promised so we can complete our business. I have a new one and it is just for your eyes only.


UNKINDLY CONTRIBUTOR

Did Mr Edmonds pick up the Western Union transfer I sent?

Please send your photo holding the sign as promised.


UNKINDLY CONTRIBUTOR

Mrs Ngoma, I am very concerned. Western Union tells me no one has picked up the money I sent. Did mr Edmond go to pick up the money? Please ask him and let me know. Is there someone else there you can trust to go do it if this Edmond guy is not able to do something so simple? I hope the children are well.


MRS NGOMA TAYLOR

Date: Tue, 6 Apr 2004 06:11:41 -0700 (PDT)
Subject: Re: Western union pickup

DEAR MR UNKINDLY,

Good day to you.

All along this period you have been asking if mr Edmond have collected he western union you sent to me what is the meaning of this no control number was giving per my instraction and now you are asking if he has gonne there for the collection ,and if you have sent it , sent the control number to my email box to enble Mr EDMOND to do the collection for me.

Meanwhile, how much is the money you sent and as you have understood my present condition down here i thank GOD for this ,we are all okey and i travall out to a village close to cotonou with my kids and now i am back as soon as i recieve the control number of the western union you sent i will take the picture and sent it to you to build the bond agreement for both of us.

Finally ,how is every thing with you and jobs,i really know now that you care for both me and my kids and i promise not to betray you in any condition which i believe you do and you have to learn how to keep some issue confidentialy from those out there.

Have a nice day i love you.
BEST REGARDS,
NGOMA.


UNKINDLY CONTRIBUTOR

Mrs Ngoma,

I sent 25 separate transfers because the amount I could send in each transfer is limited.

Why did you not send your photo? I am very concerned that you have been spending money traveling around but you have not found the 49 cents it would cost to send me the photo you have long promised. I have told you that I have taken a very intimate photo just for you and I will send it to you as soon as I receive yours. I'll include all of the WU control information with it when I send it.

This way you can see all of me, and I can see all of you. We will have no secrets from each other, and you will have the money needed for your stay while we free your funds. Remember to hold the sign that says NOTHING COMES BETWEEN ME AND YOU. It's all I'm holding in my photo for you.

My love to the kids.


MRS NGOMA TAYLOR

Date: Thu, 8 Apr 2004 09:52:14 -0700 (PDT)
DEAR MR.UNKINDLY,

Good day to you,

Your mail was noted and i am out to do what you wanted from me,but i will want you to give me a new sign not that sign that say NOTHING BETWEEN ME AND YOU.

Meanwhile , my reason of this is because there is alot between me and you , you asking my hand in marry and also your assistant rending to me to clear my fund in the security company,all this is a very good reason why i wanted you to give me a sign that look reasonable and respectable.

Finally ,as you sent this i will then take the picture and sent to you as soon as possible for a quicker taking up for you to clear this fund and for me and my kids to join you over.

I am waiting to have a new sign from you soon.

May GOD bless both of us and protect us in the best part of life.

BEST REGARDS ,

MRS NGOMA.


UNKINDLY CONTRIBUTOR

Ngoma my sweet, this is what has kept you from sending your photo to me? Words on a sign? For goodness sake!

Here, choose one of these: A simple declaration: I CHOOSE YOU or if you are feeling passionate: I WANT YOU or simply: MRS NGOMA CONTRIBUTOR (if you will be so loving as to take my name) And of course, the sign must not block your body.

In my picture for you I am holding a sign that says NOTHING COMES BETWEEN ME AND YOU because I know in my heart that soon that will be true, nothing will come between us ever again. And you will see that I have revealed myself fully to you. You will not be disappointed my sweet.

I am leaving for a few days on a California beach shortly. If the photo is sent tonight I'll send the Control number information; otherwise we'll have to wait a couple of days until I come back to my email.

Yours,


MRS NGOMA TAYLOR

Date: Wed, 14 Apr 2004 13:29:29 -0700 (PDT)
Subject: NOTIFICATION.

DEAR MR. UNKINDLY,

Good day to you .

I have taking the picture you asked with one of the sign but i will sent it accross to you as soon as i recieve it from the studio ,why this delay is because of the holiday .

We are okey and my kids are sending their esther greetting to you and they are very worry that you did not sent to them something for the esther,which i told them that you travell out of your country that as soon as you are back you will do something for them all.

I will get to you as i read from you as you are back from your trip.

GOD bless both of us.

Best Regards,

MRS. NGOMA UNKINDLY.


UNKINDLY CONTRIBUTOR

Ngoma my sweet my love, I see that you signed your name "Mrs Ngoma Unkindly" in your letter. How my heart leapt to see that! I must tell you that I had a VERY graphic dream about us last night. I can share part of it with you now, I will tell you the rest after I receive your photo. We were together on the beach at the resort where I vacationed this week. It was a warm night, with just a hint of a cool breeze while we were lying together on the blankets, just a bottle of wine and each other to keep us warm...

Please send the photos and I will send the control numbers so the kids can have the best April ever!

My love to you all!

The photo is taken again.


MRS NGOMA TAYLOR

Date: Fri, 16 Apr 2004 07:50:12 -0700 (PDT)

MY DEAR UNKINDLY,

Good day to you and well come back from your trip.

Your mail was well noted and i have understood you as well .

Meanwhile, i have recieve the picture from the studio but the is a problem with the taking which the looking is very very poor , i 'm making an arrangement with someone who will take it clear , so you have to bear things with me for all this delay .but because of the holiday and the week end that will be by next week,i promise you will recieve this picture from me .

We are all okey and praying to see the end of this transaction as soon as you recieve my picture so bear this i you ,life is not all that smooth for both me and my kids and please do something for us.

Dear ,i want to let you know that i care about all that you say and i will do as i promise by next week, that will be before the weekend, have a nice day .May GOD protect and may his blessing shower upon us in the name of JESUS CHIRST.

Best Regards.

MRS NGOMA UNKINDLY YOUR WIFE.


UNKINDLY CONTRIBUTOR

How wonderful! I await your photos so I may take care of you and the children.

May God richly bless you.


MRS NGOMA TAYLOR

Date: Sun, 18 Apr 2004 05:24:21 -0700 (PDT)
Subject: I DO BY NEXT WEEK.

MY DEAR UNKINDLY,

Good day to you.

Your mail was well wellcome and was understood.

As i promise before the end of next week by the power of GOD you will recieve the picture , i keep on praying for GOD protection in all that you are doing to see that you assiste me in this transaction,and as you promise i believe you will keep to your words as a man.

Meanwhile, my kids are sending their greetting to you and they are still expecting to have the esther holiday present from you which i let them to know that you will soon get to them with their present.

Not much to say and may the blessing of our LORD be with us.

My love

BEST REGARDS,

MRS NGOMA UNKINDLY.


UNKINDLY CONTRIBUTOR

NEXT week? I thought you said THIS week! I am very disappointed now. I will have to call Western Union to see if the money can be held that long.

If you have not taken the picture yet, I think I mentioned this before but I expect my wife to be shaved for me. This is not much to expect is it? Also, I have started moving into our new home, I am sure you will love it.

Sort of like Gatsby looking across to Daisy's house:


UNKINDLY CONTRIBUTOR

Mrs Ngoma, I had the same dream about us last night. This house seems to be filled with your spirit, I can feel you with me here. When will you be coming here? I eagerly await your photo.

I awoke this morning with your name on my lips and your spirit beside me. I felt you pulling my leg, leading me to the balcony. I stood at the balcony looking over our valley, looking east and I knew that at that moment you must be standing in your home, looking west and that we were connected, gazing at each other across the miles.

There's a song called "J'aurais toujours faim de toi" on an album by the Police, I think it means I hunger for you. I am eager to hold you and the kids in my arms.

Come soon!

Back in the photo studio again.


MRS NGOMA TAYLOR

Date: Thu, 22 Apr 2004 14:41:05 -0700 (PDT)
Subject: DO SOMETHINGS FOR US.

DEAR MR UNKINDLY,

How are you today,in hoping you are fine by the power of out LORD and may him protect you in all the area you are thinking about me and my kids..

We are okey and my kids are expressing their greetting to you.

I was in the studio today and it is still jet to be out from production i mean the picture of couse and i was very sad of all this delaying ,just a film.

Please you should bear things with me ,you ought to know what the condition of Africa is and the present condition i and my kids are facing here ,we can not longer bear the things with us here,i have already paid for the picture and now waiting for it.

Please ,the was a very big problem since all this days you have not hear from me ,it's was because the hotel we are in i have some bills which i have promise to pay ,but because of this i was then asked to check out which i have no money at hand ,i have been runing up down with out finding some one to assiste us ,and now i and my kids are out there with out a place to put up our head ,please i will want you to do some things no for me but for my kids .

Finally, i and my kids have to spend the night with out a place to put up our head ,look in to our present condition and do some help to us and the Almighty LORD will bless you .

Please, you should know that i love and care to be with you and also to share my love with you but because of how things are moving ,i have no body to put this , which i have to carry my cross alone.

What can you do for us now ,you should be out now to render us your assistant per our present condition and the good LORD will protect you in all that you are doing.

I have not much to say , please try to assite me and my kids ,i will be happy for your urgent assistant.

May GOD protect you and may his blessing be with you .

BEST REGARDS ,

MRS NGOMA UNKINDLY.


UNKINDLY CONTRIBUTOR

Ngoma, why are you running around like that? I told you I sent money via Western Union. As soon as you send the photos I will send you the control numbers. I have already done so much for us - bought the house, the Jeep, traveled to Europe. I tried to send you $150,000 on a card but I had to bring it back with me because of the thieves in Brussels. So just send the photo, focus on doing that not running around wasting time on other things. We need to focus on what is important, our future together when nothing will come between us. Why is the film not already available if you had the photo taken today? This is very confusing to me.

May we be richly blessed together.


UNKINDLY CONTRIBUTOR

Ngoma dear, I checked with Western Union today and they told me someone tried to collect one of the payments I sent. But without the control numbers the WU people just deny having the money. So our money is safe there. Please hurry so we can be together and the children can have their presents.

Blessings


MRS NGOMA TAYLOR

Date: Tue, 27 Apr 2004 04:23:51 -0700 (PDT)
Subject: URGENT RESPONSE.

Dear mr. Unkindly,

Good day to you .

I knowyou have be waiting to hear from me for sometime now , which you know the condition that i and my kidsarefacing and you didnotwant to assiste us,all longyou keep askedfor picturefrom me.

What i want to know from you is how did you want me to forget all about my lovely kids and spend the little with me for taking a photo ,think about this and get back to me with your assistant ,all you have spend on this transaction is been recorded for your information ,my kids are greetting you.

How is business to day ,may the blessing of our lord be with us and may his shower of protection be with us.

Waiting for your urgent response.

Best Regards,

Mr.Ngoma Unkindly.


UNKINDLY CONTRIBUTOR

Sweet Ngoma, thank you for asking about my business. I was in New York City today, and I have just returned.

I don't understand your question at all. I have not forgotten you or failed to assist you. I still have a $150,000 credit card in my safe and a $30,000 Jeep in the garage waiting for you. That's $180,000! Plus I had to put down money for the house, and I sent you money through Western Union.

All I asked in return is that you do what you SAID you would do - send me a full nude photo of yourself holding the sign. That's all. One little thing. I have already sent you a photo of me and I will send you my full nude as soon as yours arrives. I will also send you the control numbers for the WU money then.

Please, for the sake of the children, send your photo so we can be together! I want so much to believe you will do what you said you would do!

I can almost taste you! This is driving me crazy! You promised LAST WEEK to send the photos by this PAST weekend. Where are they?

How much longer must the children suffer? Fulfill your promise and all will be set right.

Blessings


UNKINDLY CONTRIBUTOR

My sweet, where is the photo you promised I would have last week? Please show me I can trust your word!

I am growing very concerned about having all that money just sitting at Western Union. Surely there is a better use for it. If it is not collected by next Friday I will have to cancel it.


MRS NGOMA TAYLOR

Date: Fri, 30 Apr 2004 10:07:57 -0700 (PDT)
Subject: I'm waiting to hear from you.

My Dear Unkindly,

Good day and how are you today? I hope all is well with you. I know you have been expecting to have my picture as we discussed, it have not be possible because all this days i have been thinking how I will take a picture with nackedness just because you want to render an assistance to me, you know i am a responsible woman,i am not a woman on the street. To be frank with I can only snap a picture with the sign post you mentioned off.

Finally, if you agree of this term let me know ,and if not please write the under taking and sign it and allow me to move ahead with the person who have been out there waiting to hear from me.I did not have much to say about this still i hear from you.

My kids are okey to day and we thank God for his assistance and protection towards us. I am waiting to hear from you,my regards to you.

Best Regards,
Mrs. Ngoma.


UNKINDLY CONTRIBUTOR

What is the meaning of this! All these promises you have made me are for nothing???

You TOLD me you had the picture taken! Have you given it to some other man???

I have attached the Western Union information for the first pickup. Use it to take the photo AS YOU PROMISED. Use it to take care of the kids.

But remember your promise!


UNKINDLY CONTRIBUTOR

Mrs Ngoma,

What is going on? I have not heard back from you since I sent you the control numbers.

MAY

Going for six months.

MRS NGOMA TAYLOR

Date: Wed, 5 May 2004 06:51:19 -0700 (PDT)
Subject: IF YOU ARE THERE TO ASSISTE DO.

Dear Mr Unkindly,

How long will you stop all this saying about sent down the money i asked you,in your mail you asked if i have collected the money you sent with out the nformation how possible this can be,if it is trust that you do sent some money were is the information or control number to claim it .

I did not know if you really know what you are saying and if you understand my present condition here with my kids ,if you want to assiste us directly show us and if not you better forget all about us and my GOD will surely make a way for us.

Have a nice time .

Best Regards,

Mrs Ngoma.


UNKINDLY CONTRIBUTOR

Mrs Ngoma, I sent you the control numbers last week! They were in the attachment. All you have to do is open the file, there are 25 control numbers.

Here is what I said in my email:

> >I have attached the Western Union information for the first pickup. Use it to take >the photo AS YOU PROMISED. Use it to take care of the kids. > >But remember your promise!

If you did not open the attachment and get the numbers, find that email again. If you deleted it, let me know and I will resend.

If for some reason you don't want the Western Union money, please let me know and I will cancel those transfers. $50,000 is a lot of money to me!

When are you coming? I take the Jeep out every now and then just so it doesn't gather dust here in the garage.


MRS NGOMA TAYLOR

Date: Thu, 6 May 2004 06:51:14 -0700 (PDT)
Subject: RESENT IT.

Dear Mr.Unkindly,

Good day to you.

Your mail was well noted and for your information i saw nothing like that in the attectment and it make me of control as if you are taking me for a reason best know to you.

Meanwhile, as i told you if you are out there to help ,please be kind and do so because you are really making crazy when ever i read from you and i keep all with in me.

Finally my kids are okey today and we thank GOD for his personal assistance and protection no matter our present condition.

Resent the control number and the information of the western union money transfer for GOD sake so i and my kids can enjoy some new life.

I set my eyes on you.

May the shower of blessing be upon you and may the Lord protect you in all that you are doing.

JUST FOR LOVE

Best Regards,

Mrs. Ngoma Taylor


UNKINDLY CONTRIBUTOR

Mrs Ngoma,

Your words reminded me of the beautiful blessing in Numbers 6:24. Although there are some blessings in the Psalter that also come to mind.

I have attached the control information again as a separate file attached to this email message. Please for the sake of the children make this collection quickly. There should be enough for you to hire out a private studio to take the photo you have promised me was already taken.

How much longer must I wait to feel you under me? This mansion seems so empty without you...

PS - I am very sad to see you did not sign off as Ngoma Unkindly. I am praying that was just a typo.

Specifically, I'm thinking of Psalm 137:9. You can look it up :)

The attachment's an empty text file.


MRS NGOMA TAYLOR

Date: Fri, 7 May 2004 03:33:43 -0700 (PDT)
Subject: Re: Here it is.

Dear Mr.Unkindly,

Good day to you .

Your mail was read and i check around the attachment to get the control number information of the western union you told me you sent but i saw nothing,why all this?

Meanwhile, if you are there playing with the life of my kids and i let me inform you i will not take it kind with you all this period, as you promise to take care of both me and my kids and now look at the area you are going ,i now understood that you are just out there playing with my condition over here, what is the reason of you say you want to have me as your wife if you can not do or rended an assistance for me and my kids.

Finally, you should not attach the information but write it down as to enble me asked the hotel manager to pick it up from the western union.

1) NAME OF SENDER
2) AMOUNT SEND.
3) THE CONTROL NUMBER YOU WERE ISSUE OVER THERE WITH OTHER INFORMATION..

I will be happy to have all this from you .

Have a nice day and i love you.

Best Regards,



MR.NGOMA UNKINDLY.

Happy 6 month anniversary!


UNKINDLY CONTRIBUTOR

Mrs Ngoma,

Are you joking with me? The information was there in the file, I checked it myself. I would not want to send such highly sensitive information in plain text in an email.

Please use that money to take care of the kids, pay for the flights here, and have the photo completed. I dreamt about you all night.

Please let me know when your flight will arrive.

Mrs Ngoma, there is now no doubt in my mind that we were made for each other. Here is the story from my dream - a dream that I know will become reality just as our love has become a reality. That is how I know it was a real connection between us. Now I can tell you of my dream.

(Hard core beach seen described. I won't go into details here, but if you were a guy reading it as the female love object, it would be embarassing. Plus you'd be paying to sit in a cybercafe and read it.).

That was my dream. It was incredibly vivid, I felt you were right there with me the whole time. What happens next? Tell me about the bath...


MRS NGOMA TAYLOR

Date: Mon, 10 May 2004 11:02:57 -0700 (PDT)
Subject: ON MY PLAIN TEXT.

Dear Mr. Unkindly,

Good day to you.

Your mail was read and for your information i am not joking as you say, but what i want you to know iswith this my present condition you should stop all that you and saying and if you really sent down the money as yousaid ,why can you give me the information on my plain text in my box and you should know that this box is my personal and private box take note asyou make mention that such highly sensitive information,what up with you?.

Meanwhile thesong i readin your mail keep me thinking when wewill met each other so that we can do things together .

Finally , i am waiting to have the information and the control number of the western union so i can start making my plans to join you over.

My kids are okey to day and i give thanks to GOD for his personal protection and blessing to my family.

My Regards to you. with love.

Mrs. Ngoma Unkindly.


UNKINDLY CONTRIBUTOR

But where is the photo you said you had taken?

And tell me how you will love me, give me a story to hold in my dreams until we can make love.

Send me EITHER the photo OR a story of our bath together and I will send the numbers in plain text that way I will know we can build on trust.

Your lover,

Oh, women are so fickle. After all I've done for her!


MRS NGOMA TAYLOR

Date: Mon, 10 May 2004 13:59:44 -0700 (PDT)
Subject: Re: ON MY PLAIN TEXT.

UNKINDLY,

FUCK YOU FUCK YOU WITH YOUR MONEY I AM NOT MORE INNEED OF YOU FUCKING MONEY.

YOU CAN THEN GO TO HELL AND MET WITH THE FUCKING PEOPLE OF YOUR KIND.

REST IN YOUR FUCKING ASSISTANCE YOU ARE OUT WITH.

NGOMA.

Edited to pass the profano-meter:


UNKINDLY CONTRIBUTOR

Subject: "Here are the control numbers. Why curse at me?"

Mrs Ngoma,

I suggest you crawl naked through the streets and maybe people will throw pennies at you while hyenas try to **** you. I know you are used to ****** ** ** *** ***, all you *** ******* 419ers like it ** *** ***.

Your parents were goats. Every day I laugh at you knowing that you will never be anything but a disgrace to everyone who knows you. The sole purpose of your life if to shame your goat parents and provide laughter to everyone else.

I tried to get the money to you. I guess the only possible explanation is that you're just too stupid to read the numbers off the screen. Maybe that's why you do 419 scams. You're just another spamming scammer who should get a real job you f*cking moron boy.


MRS NGOMA TAYLOR

Date: Tue, 11 May 2004 06:22:42 -0700 (PDT)

DEAR UNKINDLY,

DO YOU KNOW THAT YOU ARE A FOOL AND A MOTHER FUCK GO HEAD TO FUCK YOUR MOTHER ASS AS YOU LIFE TO DO TAKE THIS WORDS.

(my last email repeated here)

FUCK YOU FUCK YOU AND GO TO HELL.


UNKINDLY CONTRIBUTOR

... bcc'd to another account Ngoma uses.

Subject: "I cast a voodoo curse on you"

YOU SUFFERHEAD SLACKI GOAT BOY MUGU!

LITTLE BOY WITH SMALL SMALL MONEY THINK HE NA BIG GUYMAN!

YOU WILL DIE ALONE, PENNILESS AND FORGOTTEN. CHILDREN WILL SPIT ON YOUR GRAVE.


MRS NGOMA TAYLOR

Date: Tue, 11 May 2004 10:30:17 -0700 (PDT)
GO TO HELL WITH YOUR FAMILY


UNKINDLY CONTRIBUTOR

... again bcc'd to his other account

Subject: The curse is working!

THE OGAS LAUGH AT YOU LITTLE CATCHERS, THEY KNOW YOU WILL LET THEM TAKE ALL YOUR MONEY AND (censored) FOR A PENNY WHILE I LAY BY MY POOL HAVING SEX WITH BEAUTIFUL WOMEN.

YOUR WHORE MOTHER CRIES BECAUSE HER SON IS A 419 FRAUDSTER

YOU ARE NOTHING IN THE WORLD

YOU WILL NEVER BE ANYTHING

YOUR FRIENDS LAUGH AT YOU BEHIND YOUR BACK

AND YOUR NAME WILL BE FORGOTTEN THE SECOND YOU DIE.

THE CURSE IS WORKING!


MRS NGOMA TAYLOR

Date: Tue, 11 May 2004 13:58:52 -0700 (PDT)

UNKINDLY,

ALL THIS IS BACK TO YOU YOUR FAMILY ASS.


UNKINDLY CONTRIBUTOR

THAT is the best you can do?

YOU ARE PATHETIC! YOU ARE A LITTLE BOY, LITTLE PENIS, NO JOB, NO MONEY, NO WOMAN, NO HOPE.

JUST GO DIE WHILE I GO F*CK MY WOMEN.



Another satisfied customer.



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