MARCH OF THE NIMRODS, PART DEUX

The return of the Unkindly Contributor!

The first bait in this series hasn't shown up on scamorama so far ... but here's the second one. This one's Abidjan-based.

An ishkabibble gets taken for a ride ;). Featuring six weeks of colliding scams, amusing photos, airport hijinks, blackouts, and unadvisable DOS commands.

Featuring Joycy Serra, Joycy1_serra@yahoo.com, joycyserra@freesurf.fr
phone 225 07953393. - Ivory Coast
and her (his, really) esteemed alter egos:
Dr Abou Kanga
infobank_africa@yahoo.fr Phone 225 07448236 fax 225 22427612
and his manager Dr.J.P.Bapou Demande
at the same number and
Barrister David Anan
david_anan_chambers@yahoo.com Phone 225 07753488



JOYCY

Date: Tue, 15 Jul 2003 17:29:21 +0200 (CEST)
From: joycyserra@freesurf.fr
Subject: From Joycy.
FROM :JOYCY SERRA W.ALBER.v ABIDJAN COTE D'IVOIRE.
01BP.22527 ABIDJAN CI.
II PLATEAUX.
TEL:+225 07953393.

ATTN:DIRECTOR.

SIR,

It is my pleasure to write you after much considerations since I feel that my message will comes to you by surprise at first, but do not worry.

Being the only Daughter of my father late Chief Williams ALBER, from Zulu in Republic of South Africa(S.A).

My father was a limited liability Cocoa and Gold Merchant in South Africa before his untimely death. After his business trip to Abidjan Cote d'Ivoire, to negotiate on a Cocoa business a week after he came back from Abidjan, he was injured by unknown assassins and was rushed to a hospital where he died after five days in hospital, on that faithfull afternoon. I didn't know that my father was going to leave me after I had lost my mother. But before he gave up the ghost, it was as if he knew he was going to die. He my father,(may his soul rest in perfect peace) disclose to me that he deposited $18.5 m(Eighteen Million five hundred thousand dollars)with a bank here in Abidjan Cote d Ivoire.

That the money was meant for his cocoa business he wanted to invest in Abidjan, Cote d'Ivoire though, according to my father he deposited the money with them and made it clear that it is for foreign investment Abroad.That is only the foreign partner beneficiary will have the full right and access to operate the account that is why he instructed me to seek for a foreign assistant who will help me transfer the money out from abidjan cote d'ivoire for a life-time investment abroad. Now, I have succeeded in locating the bank here in Abidjan Cote d'Ivoire and also I confirmed the deposit with most honest and confidentiality. Now I am soliciting for your assistance to help me transfer this money out from Abidjan to your country abroad so that we can invest it in any lucrative business in your country, strictly in your advice, because this is my only hope in life.

As I am awaiting anxiously to hear from you so that we can discuss the modalities of this transaction. I have mapped out for you 5% of the total fund which stands for your commission for presenting a foreign bank account where the money will be transferred to and more also you shall benefit 5% of the monthly total In come/interest of the said venture. Please if this appeal is acceptable to you kindly contact me mmediately for more discussion. Please do not hesitate to reach me.

Thanks for your kind attention and mutual understanding.

Yours faithfully
FROM:JOYCY SERRA W.ALBER.

UNKINDLY CONTRIBUTOR

Sounds interesting, let me know how I can help.

JOYCY

Date: Wed, 16 Jul 2003 19:30:23 +0200 (CEST)
Subject: From Joycy.

Dear Sir,

Thanks for your mail reply.

Please i want you to help me stand as my late father's Business foreign beneficiary to the money deposited at the bank here so that they will transfer the money to you.

You are to send your bank particulars information as where the bank here can transfer the money to you.

You are to send also your private telephone and fax numbers for easy communication process with the bank during the time of transfer.

Your home address with your compnay name is needed as well.

AS soon as you confirm that you can handle this transaction for me then you should send all the required information to enable me go and submit it to the bank for the bank here to contact you, for the transfer to be possible.

Thanks as i waits for your reply.
God bless you as you help me
Yours Faithfully,
Joycy Serra.

UNKINDLY CONTRIBUTOR

Joycy, this sounds like a unique opportunity. Please send me a biography and picture so we can get to know each other better as is customary for business.

JOYCY

Date: Thu, 17 Jul 2003 14:35:42 +0200 (CEST)

Dear.
Sir,

Thanks for your mail reply.

Please i can reffer you back to my first mail to you so that from there you can read and understand all that i have stated which is my biography.

I also want to confirm from you if you can be able and capable to handle the transfer for me then i will send you my picture for you to take a look of whom you are dealing business with and i will also need to have your own picture too.

I wait for your reply to confirm that you can do it for me then we can proceed.

Thanks and God bless you as you help me.

Yours Faithfully,
Joycy Serra.

UNKINDLY CONTRIBUTOR

Joycy, here are my banking particulars. Please send the biography and picture so we can get started. Your letter did not include many pieces of information. Are you married? How old are you? What is your educational background?
BARCLAYS BANK,
INTERNATIONAL PERSONAL ACCOUNT
P.O.BOX 9042, BOWATER HOUSE
68, KNIGHTSBRIDGE, LONDON
SWIX 7NT
SORT CODE: 20-47-42
ACCOUNT NUMBER: 74005477
ACCOUNT NAME:

Many kind regards

Okay, so it's scammer John Jones' banking account...

JOYCY

Date: Thu, 17 Jul 2003 08:58:10 -0700 (PDT)
Subject: From Joycy.See my pictures.I will need yours too.

DEAR MR. UNKINDLY CONTRIBUTOR.
SIR,

Thanks for your mail reply and for your kindest willingness to help me transfer and secure my inheritance for me.

I will need the money to be transfer directly into your personal account, so that immediately you confirm the receipt of the money in your account. Then i can hurry up to come over and meet with you face to face and you will help me in the area of investment where we can invest the money as Joint venture.

For your important questions?
I am not yet married.
I'm just 30 years of age.
I was studing MASCOM before the incedent occured.

[No we don't know what that is.]

Meanwhiel the information you sent to me is not yet completed as the bank here requested for the transfer.

you are missing your :
1.Your Private Telephone and fax numbers.
2.Your Home address.
3.Your Company or Office address with the telephone and fax numbers.
4.Your bank telephone and fax numbers.

Send all this above listed to complete all the necessary information the bank needed from you for the transfer.

I am sending you three of my pictures for you see me and be able to recorgnise me and pick me up at the Air Port as soon i fly over there.

Thanks as i waits for your confirmation about my pictures.

God Bless you as you help me.
Yours Faithfully,
Joycy Serra.

JOYCY mails this one from clara.net, a French ISP, 212.43.194.76

Date: Thu, 17 Jul 2003 18:20:47 +0200 (CEST)

Dear Sir,

I have sent you my picture using my family address.

The problem was that it can not be attach in this site. I hope it will be very clear.

Thanks.
Joycy Serra.

Three pictures attached. Two of them may even be of the same woman, but the third is definitely a different person.





Details on the following: The address is that of Susan Smith, the woman who strapped her two kids into the back seat of her car and rolled it into a lake and then said they were kidnapped. She's at the Leath Correctional Inst, inmate #221487. The phone's in the LA Convention Center.

UNKINDLY CONTRIBUTOR

Dear Joycy, thank you for the pictures you have kindly sent. If I may say so, you are very lovely. I appreciate the great difficulty you encountered in sending the pictures and thank you for it. I have attached a recent picture of me as you requested. I hope that you will send me more revealing pictures.

I am pleased to hear you will be traveling to the US soon. When will you be arriving? I would certainly be willing to pick you up or arrange for a suitable limousine.

I am spending most of my time on the road these days - I don't know if you can tell, but this is coming from the new Sprint PCS handheld - so I'm doing almost all communication via email. If you must use faxes, send them to xxxxxxxxxx but it's usually a week or better till I get them. When I'm in LA, my number's 2137458761 but like I said I'm rarely there these days. If you need the corporate address, it's Leath Corp, box 221487, 2809 Airport Rd, Greenwood, SC 29649 US.

I hope to hear from you soonest, with more pictures please.

JOYCY

Date: Fri, 18 Jul 2003 12:40:09 +0200 (CEST)

Dear UNKINDLY CONTRIBUTOR.

Sir,

THanks for your mail reply.

I just sent you the pictures for you to be able to know me in person before my arrival to your country.

And i have received your own picture as well and i love it too much because you are so handsome.

I will be traveling to the US as soon as the bank here transfer the money to your account and you confirm to me that the amount has arrived in your account.

So that you can send me some amount wihich i will use to cover up all my traveling expenses to come over there and meet with you.

As at the moment the pictures i sent to you is the one i have at hand now and i will send you more as soon as you confirm the money in your account so that i will use the dress i will wear to travel and snap it so that if you see me with the dress you will know to pick me up.

PLease Sir have you married? .

I will also need for you to arrange for me where i will stay once i come over to the US.

MOreover i want to know the type of investment you will want us to invest the money imediately the bank here transfer the money to you into your personal account.

Don't you have a mobile line so that you can be reach any where any time any day.

Because the bank will be in contact with you for the transfer and make sure the money arrives in your account without know problem.

So please i will be going to the bank today to submit all the information you have send to me and inform them that the account is where you want them to transfer the money into so that you can receive it.

AS soon as i come back i will let you know.

Thanks as i hope you are alright over there and promise that we shall see face to face very soon.

Morealso please i need the money to be transfer to you very quick so that i can come to relax with you because i have surferred a lot since i lost my parents.

Thanks and God Bless you as you help me.

Yours Faithfully,
Joycy Serra.

UNKINDLY CONTRIBUTOR

Dear Joycy,

Excellent news. I insist that you stay at my estate when you arrive until you can find lodgings to your liking. Life has not blessed me with a bride - I'm afraid that my travel schedule is too much for some. I just got back from spending a week at an incredible mountaintop resort. That's probably nothing you don't do any time you want, but for me it was quite delightful. Anything I can do to help you dear will be a pleasure.

JOYCY

Date: Fri, 18 Jul 2003 17:36:23 +0200 (CEST)

Dear Mr Unkindly.

Sir,

Thanks for your mail reply.

Please this is to inform you that i have went to the bank here and have suceeded in submiting all the important informations you sent to me for the transfer to be done.

The bank Director for money transfer Dr.Abou Kanga, said that after processing through your file they will contact you and for the transfer to you. v Please i also want to have your mobile telephone number/line. So that they can be able to contact you any time they want for the transfer.

I hope they will contact you after the procesing on the files as they have promise and have accepted all that i have explain to them that you are the real foreign beneficiary to the money to enable them transfer the money to you.

Moreover please as you have promise to help me do everything possible for them to transfer the money out from here to your account.

Please as soon as they contact you do let me know. And once the money arrives in your account do let me know so that i can fly up to the us immediately.

Thanks and God bless you.
Yours Faithfully,
Joycy Serra.

UNKINDLY CONTRIBUTOR

Joycy,
Great. Please send me the exact business address and phone number of the bank headquarters. That way if Dr Kanga gives us any trouble I can go over his head in an instant.

I don't like getting calls at all hours of the day so I ditched my mobile phone last week. I travel around on behalf of my foundation and I find it much more relaxing this way - I don't have to deal with phones ringing while I'm skiing or swimming or just hanging out on the beach. If people want to reach me they can wait till I get around to my email. Life is too precious to waste on the phone talking while it goes by in front of you.

What bank does Dr Kanga work for? I know a number of people in the banking industry, I hope I can help speed things along.
Yours,

JOYCY

Date: Sat, 19 Jul 2003 15:47:09 +0200 (CEST)

Dear Mr.Unkindly.
Sir,

Thanks for your mail reply.

here the bank address:
BANQUE INTERNATIONALE DE L AFRIQUE DE L OUEST
UNE NOUVELLE MANIERE DE VIVRE LA BANQUE*
10 Avenue Joseph Anoma
01 BP 1274 Abidjan 01 RCI
INTERNATIONAL REMITTANCE DEPARTMENT
Tel: 225 07 44 82 36 - Fax: 225 22 42 76 12.

*[Scam-o-note: roughly = a new way of banking, or a new way of life through banking. These letters really have the index cards dropping out of them.]

Dr.Abou Kanga work for BIAO BANK ABIDJAN COTE D'IVOIRE.

[Scam-o-note: The real Biao Bank are not amused by the abuse of their name. Biao Bank is a real bank - nothing to do with "Dr Kanga".]

He is the Director international remitance department english section of the bank. So you can contact him for the transfer.

By contacting him for the transfer it can help speed that transfer really.

Yes you can reach the bank on their working days any time so that the transfer can go sucessfully.

Thanks and God Bless you as you help me secure my inheritance.
Yours faithfully,
Joycy Serra.

UNKINDLY CONTRIBUTOR

Joycy, my ray of sunshine, thanks for the email. I will try to find out who this Kanga guy's boss is in case he gives us any trouble along the way. Soon we can be together - let me know when you plan to visit the US, or if you would prefer Europe since it's summer.
Yours,

JOYCY

Date: Mon, 21 Jul 2003 14:03:20 +0200 (CEST) Dear Mr.Unkindly.
Sir,

Thanks for your mail reply.

The Director for the transfer Dr.Abou Kanga said that they will contact you for the transfer and transfer the money to you as soon as possible.

I don't think he can give us any problem becaus ehave the right to transfer the money to you as i have presented your account as where you want the money to be transfer to.

I have the account you have provided will conten all the amount without know problem.

My plans to the US is at hand as soon as you confirm to me that the money has arrive in your account then i will hurry up to meet with you in US. Or If you prefer Europe then it will be fine as well.

But any where you are there i will be and where the money will be transfer and be save. The account is it in Europe or US please tell me.

Thanks as you may call the bank here for the fast of the transfer.

God bless you as you help me.
Yours Faithfully,
Joycy Serra.

UNKINDLY CONTRIBUTOR

Joycy,
Please, call me Unkindly, not Mr Unkindly - it is my first name, Contributor is my last name. I look forward to finishing our business together and getting to know you better.
I am concerned that more people seem to be getting involved, like this Kanga person. We should agree on a secret code or something to use. Maybe if in our emails to each other we always sign off with the same code word, then even if we have to change emails like you did before we will know who we are. Always sign off with the word "ishkabibble" and I will know it is from you for sure.
I have not heard from the bank guy yet. Let me know his manager's email and I will try to get a response from him.
Yours

DR ABOU KANGA

Originating IP: 213.136.98.92
Date: Mon, 21 Jul 2003 18:09:04 +0200 (CEST)
From: kanga abou [infobank_africa@yahoo.fr]
Subject: SEE ATTACHED FILE FOR INSTRUCTION.

ATTN: UNKINDLY CONTRIBUTOR.

SIR,
SEE THIS ATTACHMENTS AND FOLLOW THE INSTRUCTION STATED AS WELL.
YOU SHOULD FILL THE FORM AND SEND IT BACK TO OUR OFFICE TO EFFECT THE TRANSFER OF YOUR FUNDS TO YOU.

THEN YOU CONTACT THE ATTORNEY FOR THE LEGALISING OF ALL YOUR TRANSFER RELATED DOCUMENTS TO COVER UP AND BACK UP YOUR FUNDS FOR IMMEDIATE TRANSFER.

WE AWAITS FOR YOUR COOPERATION TO COMPLY WITH THIS MESSAGE.

THANKS.
YOURS IN SERVICES,
HON:ABOU KANGA.
FOR I.R.D-BAIO BANK ABIDJAN CI.

JOYCY

Date: Tue, 22 Jul 2003 13:29:28 +0200 (CEST)

Dear Unkindly.
Sir,

Thanks for your mail reply.

yes please you can call the bank on their telephone number so that they can do everything possible to have the money transfer to you.

Kanga is the Officer incharge of transferring the money out from the bank to your account in US.

I will go to the bank to have the manager telephone numbers for the easy and faster of the transfer to you.

Because i am so much worried for the money to be transfer to you and for me to come over to meet with you in Us.

Thanks.
Yours faithfully,

ishkabibble



UNKINDLY CONTRIBUTOR

Joycy dearest, thank you for using the code word so I know it is really you. I do not understand the form Dr Kanga sent - it asks for the bank account information I already gave you, and you said you gave it to him! Tell him to put the numbers in the spaces and let's get on with it! This kind of lackadaisical attitude should not be tolerated - he is here to serve you, not the other way around!
Do you have a feel for the kind of place you would like to live in in the US? We have mountains, oceans, lakes, forests - and with our wealth we could live anywhere. Let me know what you think
Yours,

UNKINDLY CONTRIBUTOR Dr Kanga,
This information has already been provided to my trusted associate, who says she provided it to you. Please get on with it.

JOYCY

Date: Tue, 22 Jul 2003 15:58:45 +0200 (CEST)

Dear Unkindly.
Sir,

As i promise you i just went back from the bank and read your mail.

Thanks bank told me that the english department of the bank has contacted you for the transfer.

They ask youb ton fill form and send it back to there office to avoid any mistake during the transfer to you.

They aso ask you to contact a lawyer who will help us and supervise the tranfer for us so that everything will be legal.

Please you should follow the instruction they have given you to enable them transfer the money to you as they have told me they have to follow their normal banking procedure in transfer money world wide to transfer the total amount of money to you.

I also ask of their Manager Email address and they gave me the direct Email address of the bank which is writen :(infobank_africa@yahoo.fr).

I will arrive to US once you confirm to me that the money is now in your account so that you can send me small amount which i will need to cover up all my traveling expence to fly and meet with you.

Moreover any where you live is where i will stay for the short time before i can look for another place if the place is not good for me.

Thanks.
With Kind Regards,

ishkabibble.

UNKINDLY CONTRIBUTOR

Joycy, I was afraid of this - the bank people lied to you. They did not ask me to contact any lawyer. Do you have the contact information for Kanga's manager? This is why I don't usually deal with people so far down the management chain. I gave them everything they need so if they are reasonably competent this should be done by tomorrow.

I look forward to hosting you at one of my homes. I was thinking, perhaps you could fly to the US now and we could go together to finish the business; it would be a pleasant way to get to know each other away from the business world.

DR ABOU KANGA

Date: Tue, 22 Jul 2003 18:54:09 +0200 (CEST)

ATTN: UNKINDLY CONTRIBUTOR.

YES THE VERY INFORMATION IS ON OUR TABLE AND WE WANT TO BE SURE THAT THE ACCOUNT IS WHERE YOU WANT THE TOTAL MONEY TO BE TRANSFER WITHOUT NO ANY AMENDMENT.

NOW WE ARE WAITING FOR YOU TO CONTACT THE ACCRDIECTED ATTONEY TO COME TO OUR OFFICE TO SIGN AND LEGALISE ALL YOUR TRANSFER RELATED DOCUMENTS TO ENABLE US EFFECT THE TRANSFER TO YOU.

THE CONTACTS DETAILS OF THE ATTORNEY IS :
HON:DAVID ANAN.
FOR DAVID ANA CHAMBERS ESQ ABIDJAN COTE D'IVOIRE.
TEL:AT +225 07753488.
EMAIL At:david_anan_chambers@yahoo.com.

YOU ARE HERE BY ADVISED TO FOLLOW THE INSTRUCTION COMPLY AND COOPERATE WITH OUR MESSAGE IMMEDIATEY TO ENABLE US TRANSFER YOUR FUNDS TO YOUR ACCOUNT.

UNKINDLY CONTRIBUTOR

Dr Kanga, my partner has asked me to contact a lawyer local to her so I will endeavor to find one and will have that lawyer contact the bank's lawyer like you ask.

UNKINDLY CONTRIBUTOR

Dear David Chambers, My partner has asked me to contact you regarding the transfer of funds between accounts. I do not see any need for a lawyer for this transaction, please expanciate your necessity here. Regards

UNKINDLY CONTRIBUTOR

Joycy, I contacted the bank director and the lawyer. I don't see any need for a lawyer for this transaction so hopefully he can clear up his presence. I am disturbed that more and more people keep getting added to this supposedly confidential business, and that Dr Kanga seems to be wasting time. This should have been done by now! What is his manager's phone number again? I thought you sent it but I seem to have misplaced it. By the way, the French Riviera beaches are really underrated. It's a lovely place although a trifle expensive. But soon that will not matter : ) Yours,

Conveniently, Dr Kanga and his manager share a phone.

JOYCY

Date: Wed, 23 Jul 2003 14:08:20 +0200 (CEST)

Dear Unkindly.
Sir,

Thanks for your mail reply.

Please you can call on the number +225 07448236.To talk to the manager as well.Dr.J.P.Bapou Demande.

Coming over there to meet with face to face and conclude this business is not my problem but the only problem i have now is the amount i need to cover up all my traveling expences to fly up there in US.

But the reason why i want to finish up the business with you is so that you can confirm the money in your account and send me the amount i will

I hope you have to ask the bank to transfer the total money fast so that i can hurry up to meet with you.

Thanks and God Bless you as you help me.

Moreover please do not let any out side person to know about the business even until you receive the money in your account for the safety of the money.

JOYCY

Date: Wed, 23 Jul 2003 14:53:44 +0200 (CEST)

dear Unkindly.
Sir,

I don't need more people in this transaction.

Please let them explain to you why the lawyer must involve in this business and you can also contact the manager as well.

Thanks and i hope they will transfer the money without know problem.

Yours Faithfully,
Joycy serra.

UNKINDLY CONTRIBUTOR

Joycy,
I am very concerned. I have received two emails from you without the code word. Please include that in all emails for security.
I am glad to hear there are no more people needed in the transaction - but then you ask me to call yet another person. How many people does it take to do one simple bank transfer? The money should be in my account by this afternoon unless you are dealing with incompetent morons. Hey, there's a joke - how many bank directors does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Answer: Two if they're small enough. That's a good one. Anyways, I look forward to being with you shortly and we can relax together. Please send a new picture when you get a chance.

Oh, one more thing, you never told me the account number of the bank account you want me to forward your part to. Please send that so we can finish this all today!
Yours,

DAVID ANAN

DAVID ANAN (the imaginary banker's imaginary lawyer) struggles to put together English sentences and goes 0 for 3:

Date: Wed, 23 Jul 2003 06:27:29 -0700 (PDT)
From: david anan [david_anan_chambers@yahoo.com]
Subject: What for.

From My Chmbers.
TO
Attn: UNKINDLY CONTRIBUTOR.

Sequence to your mail received,I don't understand what you explain to me and i do not know whom your said partner is.

Could you give me more clues of what you exctly mean!. Which funds from where and to whom's account.

David Anan.
For David Anan Chambers ESQ.
Abidjan Cote D'Ivoire.

UNKINDLY CONTRIBUTOR

UNKINDLY CONTRIBUTOR forwards that to JOYCY

Joycy, you see this! This is from the lawyer Dr Kanga said to contact! I knew he would mess it up! I think you need to find someone more senior than Dr Kanga, he does not seem to be working with your best interests in mind like I am!

UNKINDLY CONTRIBUTOR

to DAVID ANAN, cc JOYCY

Mr Chambers, I was directed to contact you by Dr Kanga regarding my partner Joycy Serra's account transfer. I have no idea why a lawyer would be needed for this transaction and it sounds like you do not know either so I believe you can be excused from further work in this matter. We apologize for the inconvenience caused by our associate.

DR ABOU KANGA

Date: Wed, 23 Jul 2003 15:52:07 +0200 (CEST)

ATTN: UNKINDLY CONTRIBUTOR.

WITH REF:OF YOUR MAIL TO OUR OFFICE.

WE ARE THE ONE DIRECTED YOU TO CONTACT A RESIDENTIAL ATTORNEY HERE IN ABIDJAN TO STAND ON YOUR BEHALF HERE AND SIGN AND LIGALISE FOR ALL YOUR TRANSFER RELATED DOCUMENTS FOR THE IMMEDIATE TRANSFER OF YOUR FUNDS TO YOUR ACCOUNT PROVIDED.

HE ALSO WILL SUPERVISE THE TRANSFER OF YOUR FUNDS AS WELL.

YOUR ARE REQUESTED FOR THE LAWYER BECAUSE THE TOTAL FUNDS WAS DEOSITED BY THE DEPOSITOR CHIEF WILLIAMS ALBER.FROM SOUTH AFRICA.UNDER THE GENERAL TRUST ACCOUNT OF THE BANK ON BEHALF OF HIS BUSINESS FOREIGN BENEFICIARY. HE IS ALSO LATE,SO FOR THAT REASON ALL THE PROCESS REGARDS TO THE TRANSFE MUST TO BE SING BY YOUR ATTORNEY HERE.

SO YOU SHOULD GO AHEAD AND CONTACT THE ATTORNEY DAVID ANAN AND EXPLAIN TO HIM TO STAND AS YOUR LEGAL REPRESENTATIVE HERE FOR THE TRANSFER TO TAKE EFFECT.

THE CONTACT DETAILS OF THE ATTORNEY IS :
HON:DAVID ANAN.
FOR DAVID ANA CHAMBERS ESQ ABIDJAN COTE D'IVOIRE.
TEL:AT +225 07753488.
EMAIL At:david_anan_chambers@yahoo.com.

WE AWAITS FOR TO COMPLY AND COOPERATE WITH OUR MESSAGE IMMEDIATEY TO ENABLE US TRANSFER YOUR FUNDS TO YOUR ACCOUNT.

UNKINDLY CONTRIBUTOR

Dr Kanga,
That makes perfect sense but now I am confused. You said: ALL THE PROCESS REGARDS TO THE TRANSFE MUST TO BE SING BY YOUR ATTORNEY HERE.
I think you meant to say "SIGNED" not "SING". I really don't care if he can sing. I sent him an email and he was clueless, he had no idea what was going on. If he is not capable of doing the job, we should find someone who is. There should not be any need for a lawyer just to transfer funds. Fortunately we have a bank director like you looking out for us. Can you recommend another attorney? David Chambers didn't seem to know what end is up you know what I mean.
Regards,

DR ABOU KANGA

Date: Thu, 24 Jul 2003 05:36:34 -0700 (PDT)

ATTN: UNKINDLY CONTRIBUTOR.

WE DON'T KNOW ANY OTHER LAWYER WHO CAN BE CAPABLE ENOUGH TO HANDLE THIS TRANSACTION OF FUNDS TRANSFER TO YOU RATHER THAN DAVID. DAVID IS A PROFESSIONAL ATTORNEY WHO CAN GIVE YOU THE SIGNING OF THE DOCUMENTS AND REPRESENT YOU IN THIS TRANSFER ISSUE, IF YOU REALY NEED YOUR FUNDS TO BE TRANSFR TO YOU.

MORE ALSO YOU DON'T HAVE ANY RIGHT TO SAY THAT THERE IS KNOW NEED OF INVOLVING AN ATTORNEY IN THIS TRANSFER.

BECAUSE IT IS FOR OUR OWN GOOD TO HAVE YOUR FUNDS TRANSFER WITHOUT ANY PROBLEM.ALSO MIND THAT YOU ARE NOT THE PERSON THAT DEPOSITED WITH OUR BANK HERE SO FOR THAT REASON WE HAVE TO PROCESS IT ACCORDING TO OUR BANKING RULES AND REGULATION FOR TRANSFERING HUGE AMOUNT OF FUNDS.

AND ALL HAVE BEEN EXPLAIN TO YOU AS WELL.

GO ON AND EXPLAIN TO DAVID WHAT HE WILL DO FOR YOU FOR THE TRANSFER.

UNKINDLY CONTRIBUTOR

Dr Kanga
This is highly unusual. Why is the lawyer involved? You say that has been explained but I don't have any record of that. When I mailed him before he had no idea what I was talking about. No clue at all. Are you sure he can be trusted? Did he forget about a million dollar deal?
Let me know, I can make a few emails and try to find us a lawyer who will pay attention when a multimillion dollar deal comes by his desk.

UNKINDLY CONTRIBUTOR

Mr Chambers,
My associates inform me that you are apparently now willing to work with us. Although I am disappointed in your prior performance in this matter, I am willing to consider using your services. Please provide a CV or a reference to a web site where I can judge your professional qualifications.
Regards

Joycy contributes further comic relief:

JOYCY

Date: Thu, 24 Jul 2003 17:43:26 +0200 (CEST)

Dear Unkindly.
Sir

Thanks for your mail reply.

Please i want to know if they have transfer the money into your account so that i can hurry up to come and meet with you over there.
Thanks.

ishkabibble.

UNKINDLY CONTRIBUTOR

Joycy dear, I checked with my bank and no transfers have been received yet today. I can see no reason why this hasn't happened yet unless Kanga is not capable of doing his job. For some reason he wants a lawyer involved but he cannot explain why and the lawyer doesn't know either. It seems to me that he is not looking out for your best interests.
I saw a really cute car this morning I think you would like; we can tour around a little when you get here.

The attorney goes 0 for 3 again:

DAVID ANAN

Date: Fri, 25 Jul 2003 04:31:53 -0700 (PDT)
Subject: Explain

From My Chambers.
To
Attn: UNKINDLY CONTRIBUTOR.

Please be inform that if you don't need my services you are ought to look for another Attorney as well.

But if you may need it don't ever ask for what is not your concern but go straight to what you want me to do for you and i will commence hence fort.

Can you explain to me what exactly you want my Law firm to do for you.

David Anan.
For David Anan Chambers ESQ.
Abidjan Cote D'Ivoire.

JOYCY

Date: Fri, 25 Jul 2003 14:51:46 +0200 (CEST)

Dear Unkindly.
Sir

Thanks for your mail reply.
Please sir you have to follow their instruction to enable them transfer the money to you instead of of delaying the the transfer you can call the Attorney and discuss with him about the transfer.

Dr Kanga said that they will transfer the money to you following their normal process of transferring money world wide.

And i hope is his job.

On about the car i will like it, you can even buy it and keep for me so that when i come we can use it and make our tour arround.

Thanks.

ishkabibble.

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We hope you don't recall it. We wish we didn't.]



UNKINDLY CONTRIBUTOR

Joycy dear, wonderful news about the car. I look forward to strapping you in and showing you many of our fine lakes.

I got a really cryptic email from the lawyer - he seems to have no idea what Dr Kanga asked him to do. At this point I don't know what to tell him. Dr Kanga needs to tell the lawyer how to proceed. The lawyer doesn't seem to have any idea why we would need him so I guess we can just go forward without him. Too much dead weight sinks the sedan as we say.

I'll send it to you and you can tell me what you think the next step should be. I'm sorry this has taken so long, it should have been done already but for the lack of help from Dr Kanga and this lawyer.

PS - I saw a lovely necklace this morning, I will spoil the surprise and tell you it has a large diamond pendant that I hope you will like.

Yours,

UNKINDLY CONTRIBUTOR

Dear Dr Kanga, I received another odd email from the lawyer. I thought you had told him about this business and what is required? He seems totally clueless. Let me know what the next step should be, this business should have been done by now!

JOYCY

Date: Fri, 25 Jul 2003 17:24:50 +0200 (CEST)

Dear Unkindly. Sir,

Thanks for your reply,Please i understand that the Attorney or Lawyer whatever, want your explanations about what he would do for you for the Business.

Please please tell him to go and stand as a witness for the transfer of the money with the bank BIAO bank so that he can go.

Thanks.

ishkabibble.

UNKINDLY CONTRIBUTOR

Oh, THAT's what Dr Kanga thought we needed him for? That's silly. I could just go there myself, there is no need for some lawyer to do that. Where and when should I be there?

By the way, I found the most luxurious little spa. I'm sure you will love it. The water is to die for.

Do you swim?

DR ABOU KANGA

Date: Fri, 25 Jul 2003 17:35:29 +0200 (CEST)

ATTN: UNKINDLY CONTRIBUTOR.

THE REASON WHY YOU NEED A LAWYER IS BECAUSE THERE ARE SOME CERTAIN DOCUMENTS WHICH HAS TO BE SIGN OUT FROM THE MINISTRY OF FINANCE TO BACK UP THE TOTAL AMOUNT OF MONEY FOR THE TRANSFER.

I HAVE ALSO CALL AND TELL HIM WHAT TO DO TO ENABLE US EFFECT YOUR TRANSFER TO YOU.

AND HE HAS GONE FOR THE ENQUIRY AT THE MINISTRY FOR YOUR TRANSFER.
YOURS IN SERVICES,
HON:DR ABOU KANGA
. I.R.D BIAO BANK ABIDJAN CI.

UNKINDLY CONTRIBUTOR

Dr Kanga,
Okay. The lawyer should not be needed. When he mailed me this morning he still had no clue what he was to do, so I really don't think he could have gone to the ministry unless it's open at midnight.
My partner Joycy assures me that we can do everything without a lawyer, he would only be there to stand in for me. I will plan to travel there to complete this. Just let me know when and where we can conclude this business.

There are just so many things about this email that are funny:

JOYCY

Date: Mon, 28 Jul 2003 15:42:09 +0200 (CEST)

Dear Unkindly. Sir,

Good day from me down here.Hope you are alright over there. PLease i want to confirm from you if the money has arrive in your account you have to inform me so that i can hurry up to fly and meet with you.

I am still waiting for your confirmation mail to inform that the money is now in your account that is what i want to hear from you.

Thanks.
ishkabibble.

UNKINDLY CONTRIBUTOR

Dear, I'll call the bank today to verify.

Now, from the movie WHEN SCAMS COLLIDE:

I got a fake remittance form from another scammer, same day, also using the BIAO letterhead...

UNKINDLY CONTRIBUTOR

Dear, my bank says the money still has not arrived. Meanwhile, I received a message from another person at BIAO, a Mr Richard Kone, who says he is the director of international remittance. So I think Dr Kanga has handed off this business to Mr Kone. If you want, I can follow up with Mr Kone directly. I was planning to go to the bank directly as Dr Kanga requested but perhaps I should wait to see what Mr Kone says. Let me know your thoughts.

DR ABOU KANGA

Date: Mon, 28 Jul 2003 19:06:52 +0200 (CEST)

ATTN: UNKINDLY CONTRIBUTOR.

THE ATTORNEY CAME TO OUR OFFICE WITH THE ENQUIRY RESULT BOTH FROM THE MINISTRY OF JUSTICE AND MINISTRY OF FINANCE,BUT I TOLD HIM NOT TO WORRY THAT YOU HAVE MADE UP YOUR MIND TO COME HERE AND HANDLE IT YOURSELF.

SO FROM THE INFORMATION, IS THAT YOU HAVE TO DO EVERYTHING ON YOUR NAME TO BREAK THE ACCOUNT BEFORE THE FUNDS CAN BE TRANSFER TO YOU.AT THE MINISTRY OF JUSTICE.

THEN YOU WILL ALSO GET THE TRANSFER APPROVAL ORDER FROM THE MINISTRY FINACE TO ORDER FOR THE IMMEDIATE TRANSFER OF YOUR FUNDS TO YOUR ACCOUNT WITH THE EXCHANGE CONTROL CODE.

YOU CAN COME AND WE SAHLL BE HAPPY WITH YOU TO HAVE ALL THIS DONE FOR YOUR TRANSFER.

YOURS IN SERVICES,
HON:DR ABOU KANGA.
I.R.D BIAO BANK ABIDJAN CI

UNKINDLY CONTRIBUTOR

Dr Kanga, I have received an email of the required forms from your manager Mr Kone and will follow up with him shortly. It seems an unseemly pile of requirements - how does anyone ever transfer money into or out of BIAO?! I've never seen a bank work so inefficiently. Thank goodness Mr Kone contacted me or I would have lost faith in BIAO's ability to complete this simple task of transferring money between two accounts!
If I still need to visit there to complete the transfer I would love to meet with you while on the ground. My partner thinks very highly of you and I am grateful for the aid you have given her to date and I would much appreciate a chance to show my gratitude on her behalf.
Regards

JOYCY

Dear Unkindly.
Sir,

Thanks for your mail reply.

Please i am confused that another person from the same bank is involve in this transfer.

Please send me the exact information he sent to you with the contact of his office so that i can go and know him in person.

But meanwhile i hope that we shall have the money transfer to your account without no problem.But i don't want to deal with any other person except this Kange who has made a promise to me.

Thanks.
ishkabibble.

UNKINDLY CONTRIBUTOR

Joycy dear, that is fine with me but Dr Kanga seems to be sitting on his hands and Nothing Is Happening. The money should have been transferred a week ago. Maybe this Mr Kone can help? His letterhead says he is the director of international remittance for BIAO, so it should be easy to find his office there at the bank headquarters. If I do not hear back from Dr Kanga with everything complete this week then maybe we should go with Mr Kone.
Yours,

JOYCY

Date: Tue, 29 Jul 2003 19:25:03 +0200 (CEST) Dear Unkindly.
Sir,

Thanks for your mail reply.

Please don't ever do anything with that mr kone is a real confirm thief.The bank is looking after him because he was of the Bankers that was sack because of bank Fraud In fact is a Fraud star as the stated. And i will need you to send to him this paragraph.

If you do anything with him that means you want to fraud me with this stupid man.

Just concentrate on the Dr Kanga because he say that as soon as all the documents for your transfer is sign either by you or your Attorney that they have every right to transfer the money to you.

He also said you are the person delaying the transfer and not them so you told them you will come just make it possible to come or if you can not come then make use of the Attorney so that everything will be very fast.

Stop dealing with any idiot claiming to be at the bank for the safety of this money.

Thanks.
ishkabibble.

UNKINDLY CONTRIBUTOR

Joycy, I am shocked! I will stop dealing with Mr Kone.
But I am more shocked that you say that Dr Kanga says I am delaying things. I am waiting for him to complete the things he said he would do. Has he done them? No. Has the money been transferred? No. Evidently I will need to fly there myself and do this job for you. It is my privilege to help in this way, I am sure you are even more frustrated with him than I am since it is your money that is sitting there. When should I plan to be there?

Dear, please send me an intimate photo as I long to see more of you.
Yours,

DR ABOU KANGA

Date: Wed, 30 Jul 2003 12:35:14 +0200 (CEST)

ATTN: UNKINDLY CONTRIBUTOR.

FOR YOUR INFORMATION,I HAVE BEEN WAITING EITHER FOR YOUR ARRIVAL DOWN HERE TO SIGN FOR WHAT HAVE COME OUT FROM THE ENQUIRY OF THE ATTORNEY IN OTHER TO TRANSFER YOUR FUNDS TO YOU.

AND THERE IS NO ANY OTHER PERSON THAT IS INCHARGE OF TRANSFERRING YOUR FUNDS RATHER THAN MYSELF.

AND YOU MSUT ABIDE WITH THE RULES OF TRANSFER IN OUR BANK.

UNKINDLY CONTRIBUTOR

to Kanga:

Great, good to finally hear from you. What day should I be there? Also, is everything ready so I can just hop off the plane, sign off on the paperwork and hop back on? I don't want to be on the ground any longer than necessary.
Time is money.

UNKINDLY CONTRIBUTOR

Joycy dear, I am concerned. I sent your letter as you requested to the other bank contact at the bank (not the Mr Kone person). He replied:
"I have read your mail and that of Dr Kanga or his friend, and this had made me to be confused the more, as I told you in my mail of yesterday I was at the bank but could not locate the Dr kanga you talked about, now he is saying that Mr Richard Kone has been sacked. "

Can you provide the directions to Dr Kanga's office so he can find it?
He also said
"I will also call your attention to the grammar of Dr Kanga and his friend, the way the wrote the mail gave me the impression that they are not real banker as their English was very poor when compare d to how a banker should write. "

So please be careful in your dealings with Dr Kanga.

JOYCY

Date: Wed, 30 Jul 2003 16:54:57 +0200 (CEST)

Dear Unkindly.
Sir,

Thanks for your mail reply.

Please i am also confused about your reply to me and i urge you that if you are not capable enough to handle this transfer for me, then you shouldd give away. So that i can know what to do,yesterday i went to the bank for verification and today again they said they will send you mail for you to follow but you where just busy beating around the bush.

Please stop any joke in this transfer because is my only last hope.

Meanwhile either you come or you use the Lawyer to make things fast and stop delaying.

Thanks.
With Regards,
ishkabibble.

UNKINDLY CONTRIBUTOR

Joycy, I am surprised to hear you say that because I feel that I have been leaping over tall buildings to get this done while Dr Kanga has done nothing and his lawyer friend has done nothing. I'm the only one who seems to be looking out for your best interest here. Beating around the bush indeed!

I have asked Dr Kanga for the days on which he would be able to meet with me so I can plan my travel. Not surprisingly, he has failed to reply. If he ever gets around to replying to me I will make my flight plans. In the meantime, I am stuck waiting for him to start working for your benefit.
Yours,

UNKINDLY CONTRIBUTOR

Joycy, I'm tired of waiting for Dr Kanga to get around to working for your best interests. I'm going to go ahead and make flight plans now. What airport should I plan to fly to?

UNKINDLY CONTRIBUTOR

Joycy,
I have heard again from Mr Kone, he says he was not sacked and was not arrested at BIAO. So this may be good news for us - if Dr Kanga cannot get started on working then we may be able to use Mr Kone instead and perhaps that will inspire Dr Kanga to work on our requirements more expediently. I still have not heard from Dr Kanga (no surprise there I guess) so I will be making my own flight arrangements. I expect to be there for a day or two next week. What airport should I plan to fly to?
Yours,

DR ABOU KANGA

Date: Thu, 31 Jul 2003 13:14:58 +0200 (CEST)

ATTN: UNKINDLY CONTRIBUTOR.

HERE IS AMOUNT YOU SHOULD COME ALONG WITH WHEN COMING TO SIGN FOR ALL YOUR TRANSFER RELATED DOCUMENTS WHICH WILL BACK UP AND FOR THE APPROVAL ORDER OF YOUR TRANSFER.
1.SWEARING OF AN AFFIDAVIT ON YOUR NAME AT THE MINISTRY OF JUSTICE FEE:$2,500.

2.NORMALISING OF ALL TRANSFER RELATED DOCUMENTS FEE :$500.00USD

3.OBTAINING THE EXCHANGE CONTROL CODE AND SIGNING FOR THE APPROVAL ORDER OF THE TRANSFER OF YOUR FUNDS FROM THE MINISTRY OF FINANCE:FEE$1,800.00USD.

THE TOTAL COST IS :($4,800.00USD) ONLY.FOUR THOUSAND EIGHT HUNDRED UNITED STATES DOLLARS.

THE COUNTRY IS IVORY COAST/COTE D'IVOIRE. THE CITY IS ABIDJAN AND THE AIR PORT YOU SHOULD LAND IS....AEROPORT INTERNATIONAL FELIX HOUPHOUET BOIGNY.

WHEN YOU PLAN TO COME SEND US YOUR FLIGHT SCHEDULE SO THAT WE SHALL WAIT FOR YOU AT THE AIR PORT.

AS SOON AS ALL THE DOCUMENTS IS PROCESSED THE WE WILL HAVE THE RIGHT TO WIRE THE FUNDS TO YOUR ACCOUNT WITHOUT ANY FURTHER DELAY.



UNKINDLY CONTRIBUTOR

Dr Kanga,

Thank you so much for this information. It is so important to have the logistics set. I really appreciate your attention to such details. I will take care of the hotel reservations there but I would like either you or Joycy or a representative of you to meet me at the airport as I do not know the area. I plan to arrive there on next Friday morning.

Please send a picture of yourself or whoever will greet me at the airport. The picture should show the person holding up a sign with my middle name on it - Nimrod - we will use this as our code word. It's from Genesis chapter 10 - "And Cush begat Nimrod: he began to be a mighty one in the earth. He was a mighty hunter before the LORD: wherefore it is said, Even as Nimrod the mighty hunter before the LORD." (Gen 10:8-9).

May we happily conclude our hunt!

Forwarded a copy of that to Joycy

JOYCY

Date: Thu, 31 Jul 2003 19:58:49 +0200 (CEST) Dear Unkindly.
Sir,

Thanks for your reply.

Please don't ever try to do anything relating to the transfer of this my late father's deposited money with this idiot mr.kone or whatever. Or else i stop this transaction with you with immediate effect on my side right now. And for your information i need the telephone number of this mr kone and his email address so that i can deal with him here because this money is my only last hope and he can never succeed in fraud it from me with you or his coleagues.

Is better you come down here yourself as the matter is now for the document to be giving for the transfer with the total fee.

Thanks.
Joycy.

UNKINDLY CONTRIBUTOR

Joycy dear, I have already told Mr Kone and his associate that I will have nothing to do with them.

Please send your picture with the Nimrod sign you will be holding when I finally meet you. I can't wait!

DR ABOU KANGA

Date: Fri, 1 Aug 2003 13:11:01 +0200 (CEST)

ATTN: UNKINDLY CONTRIBUTOR.

WITH REF:OF YOUR MAIL RECEIVED,PLEASE ADVISE THAT AS SOON AS YOUR ARRIVED AT THE AIR YOU DON'T HAVE ANY PROBLEM. YOU WILL BE DIRECTED TO A HOTEL WHERE YOU WILL STAY OF YOU WILL BE TAKEN STRAIGHT TO THE BANK TO SIGN FOR THE DOCUMENTS WITH THE FEE AS STATED.

DO REMEMBER TO COME WITH THE DOCUMENTS FEE BECAUSE IS VERY IMPORTANT FOR THE TRANSFER.

WHEN YOU ARE READY JUST SEND YOUR ARRIVAL TIME WITH YOUR PLANE NUMBER SO THAT WE CAN WAIT FOR YOUR ARRIVAL.



UNKINDLY CONTRIBUTOR

Dr Kanga,
I will provide the flight information once it's been confirmed, probably Monday. Meantime, I MUST receive a photo of the person who will be picking me up at the airport, and the photo must show them holding up the sign with my middle name, Nimrod, as our code word. I do not wish to jeopardize this business by going off with the wrong person from the airport! Thanks for your attention to detail.



UNKINDLY CONTRIBUTOR

Joycy & Dr Kanga,
Good news! I have been able to confirm my flight. I will arrive in Abidjan next Friday, 8/8, at 5:45 PM local time. I change planes in France. I take Air France flight 27 to France then Air France 702 to Abidjan.

Please send the picture of the person who will be meeting me at the airport, with the code word on the sign as previously agreed to.

JOYCY

Date: Fri, 1 Aug 2003 16:13:56 +0200 (CEST)

Dear Unkindly.
Sir,

Thanks for your mail reply. Please the case is now this is not a matter of telling me you have told them that you have nothing to do with them.

Just why must you be covering them as they are trying to Fraud my money why my late father deposited and die.

Just if you want us to proceed in this transaction and to proof that you have no plan with them to take away this money from my back then. I need their contacts details telephone and email let me deal with them here direct.

If you are joking over this money i can not joke with my future.

Thanks. Joycy Serra.



UNKINDLY CONTRIBUTOR

Joycy, when I got your mail about Mr Kone I trusted you so I deleted the emails I had from him. I can try to find them but the Trash Can in this email system gets deleted daily. Thank you so much for keeping me from them, I am glad to have been able to help you so far.

I heard from Dr Kanga, he says someone will be meeting me at the airport but he hasn't sent a picture with "Nimrod" code word on it yet.

Btw, you did not include the old code word in your email. Is all still okay?

JOYCY

Date: Sat, 2 Aug 2003 16:09:55 +0200 (CEST) Dear Unkindly.

Thanks for your mail reply.

Please i will be more than happy if you come here to sign for the documents with the fee.

Please come with the fee so that everything will be in other.

Tell them becaus eis them that will receive you at the Air Port.

Thanks. Joycy Serra.



UNKINDLY CONTRIBUTOR

Joycy,
Two things -
1 - I don't know what you mean by "Tell them because eis them that will receive you.."

2 - I won't leave the airport with ANYONE unless I receive their picture ahead of time holding a sign with the new code word "Nimrod".

Please use the new code word in all emails now.

JOYCY

Date: Mon, 4 Aug 2003 13:06:44 +0200 (CEST) Dear Unkindly.
Sir thanks for your mail reply.

Yes from your mails i find out that you have make all your plans to come down here for the transfer.

I ask you to tell them to send the picture because is them that will receive you at the Air port as you told me,So they should arrange the person that will receive you and send you the picture of that very person as you needed.

If you can all i know is that you will not go through the wrong hand if you really want to come for this business becaus ei want both your coming and this transaction tbe keeping highly confidentail.

So in other hands please i will need you to come along with some gifts items such as rist watches best one,hand mobile phones best one's so that you will give it to the top officials of teh bank and my own so that everything will go smoothly. Mind that you will also come with the documents fee at once so that there will no be any delays on the transfer jone or two days is enough to finish it up and we travel together.

Thanks as i hope to see you then on firday as you have scheduled. Yours faithfully, Nimrod.

UNKINDLY CONTRIBUTOR

Joycy, I understand. How many phones and watches are needed?

I still have not received the photo and that worries me. I will not leave the ground here unless I see the picture of the person who will be greeting me - otherwise the gifts and money may fall into the wrong hands. That would be a tragedy!

DR ABOU KANGA

Date: Mon, 4 Aug 2003 13:40:46 +0200 (CEST)
Subject: Reply.

FROM THE DESK
HON:ABOU KANGA.
TO
ATTN: UNKINDLY CONTRIBUTOR.

I RECEIVED THE FLEIGHT INFORMATIONS OF YOUR ARRIVAL.

I AM GOING TO ARRANGE WITH THE MAN INCHARGE OF PROTOCOLS TO PICK YOU FROM THE AIR PORT AND MY RESPONSE TO YOUR NIMROD WILL BE,"from the bank".

I WILL MAKE ARRANGEMENT FOR A RESERVATION IN A GOOD RESIDENCE HOTEL FOR YOUR STAY.

I LOOK FORWARD TO MEET YOU SOON.

THANKS.
YOURS IN SERVICES,
HON:DR.ABOU KANGA.
DIRECTOR INTERNATIONAL REMITTANCE DEPARTMENT OF BIAO BANK- CI.ENGLISH SECTION.
[not]



UNKINDLY CONTRIBUTOR

Great. But I think you do not understand. The protocol man picking me up must be holding a sign that says "NIMROD" on it. And I must receive a picture of him holding the sign before I leave for your country.

Please provide that photo ASAP.

JOYCY

Date: Mon, 4 Aug 2003 17:44:59 +0200 (CEST)

Dear Unkindly.
Sir,

Thanks for your mail reply.

I have passed your information as required to the bank.To the person in particularly that has been assisting me DR ABOU KANGA he assured me to send his photo to you.

Please i kindly advised you should wait to hear and receive his photo with his message to you .

Meanwhile when coming down here, please come along with NOKIA GSM PHONE, MODEL: 7250 CAMERA phone 4PIECES AND 4PIECES OF GOOD QUALITY SWISS WATCHES.

For the bank top officials that will be handling and sign of the whole Documents on our behalf for the easy transfer and release of the money.

Thanks.
Nimrod.

UNKINDLY CONTRIBUTOR

Joycy, Thanks. Wouldn't it be easier to just bring cash? That won't set of the metal detectors at the airport. Let me know.
I have not yet received the photo. Keep me posted.

JOYCY

Date: Tue, 5 Aug 2003 12:28:16 +0200 (CEST)

Dear Unkindly.
Sir,

Thanks for your mail reply.

Please is very important that you come along with the gifts items becaus egift is gift and money is money. But i will assured you that they will prefer the gifts items more than money and the money you will come with will be for the Documents only.

The reason why i ask you to buy the gift items is so that they can make evreything very fast and for the easy release of the money for the transfer.

So please do not fail to come with the gift items and i hope everything will work out fine for the money to be transfer to your account.

Thanks. Yours faithfully, Joycy Serra.

UNKINDLY CONTRIBUTOR

Joycy, thank you, I understand.

But I cannot finalize my trip until I receive the picture of the person who will be greeting me holding the sign with the "Nimrod" keyword on it. Please provide that today.

JOYCY

Date: Tue, 5 Aug 2003 21:31:25 +0200 (CEST) Dear Unkindly sir,

I went to the bank this afternoon to find a solution to your request.

They told me that their protocol officer will accompany me to receive you at the airport. It is therefore very okay as I will be there personally. However the protocol officer has the privilegde to enter direct into the immigration hall where documentation is done. I will be at the arrival hall waiting for both of you to come after observing immigration formalities.

The protocol officer said that the following code will be used for identification: FROM THE BANK: response: NIMROD.

I can't wait to receive. Wish to see you soon.

Be assured oncemore that your security is guarranteed.

Thanks.

NIMROD.

UNKINDLY CONTRIBUTOR

Joycy,
I must have a picture of the person who will be picking me up, and he or she must be holding the NIMROD card in the picture. I will not risk leaving the airport with all this cash with an unknown person. Thank you for understanding. I need the picture before I leave here.

JOYCY

Date: Wed, 6 Aug 2003 14:10:04 +0200 (CEST)

Dear Unkindly.
Sir,

Thanks for your mail reply.

Yes is me that will be picking you up at the Air Port with the Code Card NIMROD.

I thought that you have my picture and i have yours too then why are you telling me that you need a picture again after i have told you that is me will be waiting for you and picking you up at the Air Port.

So you have nothing to loose as long as this transaction is concern.

Please come along with the gifts items to and i wil receive you at the Air Port the reason is becaus ei am the inheritance to the money and i will be there to witness all the process. As soon as i receive you at the Air Port then both of us will be going directly to a hotel residence and from there we go straight to the bank.

So you are with me and i am with you our assurance is guarnteed.

Thanks as i hope to be meeting you face to face and you are welcome.

Yours Faithfully, Nimrod.

UNKINDLY CONTRIBUTOR

Joycy, I need the photo. My eyesight is not what it once was and I am concerned that I will go off from the airport with the wrong person and fall a victim there. I want to walk into that airport with a photo in my hand showing you holding the NIMROD sign, then look up and see you right there holding that sign so I will know it is exactly you. It would be easiest for me if you would wear in the photo the clothes that you will wear when you greet me. Thank you for your understanding and your quick completion of this task. I will look for your photo soonest.

Btw, Dr Kanga seemed to think that his protocol guy would pick me up. Either way, I need the photo first so there is NO CONFUSION POSSIBLE.
Yours,

UNKINDLY CONTRIBUTOR

Dr Kanga, are you still planning to have your protocol officer greet me at the airport? I have not received a photo showing him holding the sign with the Nimrod keyword on it, so I will not depart the airport with him. My business partner seems to be planning to greet me at the airport as well, so perhaps your person could talk with her. Regardless, I need the photo ahead of time to avoid all possible confusions.

JOYCY

Date: Wed, 6 Aug 2003 21:23:20 +0200 (CEST)

Dear Unkindly.

Sir,

Thanks for your mail reply.

As i told you there is know way you can enter into any wrong hands once we have a code NIMROD.

Please is me that will be there to receive you at the Air port after the bank prootcol officer will welcome you at the Immegration hall where i don't have my conmplete papers to enter.

But meanwhile he will use the same code NIMROD To receive you and then bring you to the passenger's hall where i am, both of us will forward to a hotel. For your important information to see me and recorgnise me very well,i will wear white African attire.With the Code Parper at hand NIMROD.

I once again give you 100% assurance that we shall not miss ourselves and we shall meet each other at the Air port with out know problem.

Thanks and hope to see you face to face on friday. Yours faithfully, NIMROD.

Passport head shot of Joycy attached.

UNKINDLY CONTRIBUTOR

Joycy, I am disappointed. The photo does not show a woman holding the code word on a sign in front of her. I told you I want to hold the picture up and see the same person with the same sign in front of me in the airport. Why did you not send that? Please send it immediately, the time to confirm my flights is fast approaching!

JOYCY

Date: Wed, 6 Aug 2003 21:38:10 +0200 (CEST) Dear Unkindly. Sir,

Another mail to put away confusion from you.

The bank protocol officer will have your picture at his hands with the evidence of NIMROD the Code.

So with all these you will not go into a wrong hands from the Air Port.

Thanks as i hope to see you face to face. Yours Faithfully, NIMROD.

UNKINDLY CONTRIBUTOR

If I do not have his picture ahead of time holding the card, I will not go with him. I don't know how I can make that clearer. It is the only way I will feel safe there with my eyesight being so poor you understand.

JOYCY

Date: Thu, 7 Aug 2003 14:05:25 +0200 (CEST)

Dear Unkindly.

Sir,

Thanks for your mail reply ,but be full assured that you are not disappointed at all or any because i assured that you are 100%safe if you come down here to help me regards to this transfer.

When you come at the Air Port I will be holding your picture with the code and the officer also will be holding your picture as well with the code sign so feel your mind from any bad thing because i have assured that nothing will happen to you.

Thanks as i wait for your arrival and hope to meet with you face to face.

See you tomorrow.

For your information i will wear white Africa Attire and will be holding your picture with the code at hand to receive you and take you to a hotel where both of us can stay for the transfer.

Thanks and see you tomorrow at the Air Port.

Yours Faithfully,

NIMROD.

UNKINDLY CONTRIBUTOR

Joycy, I am VERY disappointed. I asked you to do ONE THING for me to guarantee my safety there and you have not done it. It was a small thing and you did not do it. I am very disappointed in your efforts. You know how concerned I am about safety and yet you ignore my simple request for assurance.

You force me to make a tough decision. If I do not receive your picture before my plane leaves I think I will have to wait until a later day to travel to give you time to send me the proper picture. I do not want to risk the safety of your money. I feel I have grown very close to you and value your success so strongly that I will not risk leaving with the wrong person. Either send the photo today or tell me when you will send it so I can reschedule my flights. I do not understand why you have chosen to fail me in this effort to ensure safety and security. I have taken care of all the things you have asked of me. Do this one thing that I ask of you so we can be safe and complete this business together.

I look forward to spending much time with you after our business is complete; you are a beautiful woman and I think we could greatly enjoy each other's company.

Yours,

JOYCY

Date: Thu, 7 Aug 2003 19:39:06 +0200 (CEST)

Dear Unkindly.

Sir,

Thanks for your mail reply.

As i have giving you 100%full assurance that your safety and security is guranteed here so i don't see the reason why you should fail to come down here for this business as you have scheduled.

And i am waiting for your arrival as it is because you have my 4pictures now and i have your only one and i told you i will be holding your picture with the Code Sign NIMROD at my hands for your confirmation to know that it is me.

You know that i trust you and that is why i have contacted you and send you my pictures the pictures you have now is the only pictures i have with me and that iw what i gave you.

If you can come and help me you will not fall into anyother person's hands because you will see me at the Air port with your picture and the code sign.

So if you can not help me up to this extend then i will count it that you have disappointed me but there is no problem as at now becaus ei will be at the Air tomorrow to wait and receive you but if you fail to come then i will then look for another person who is trust worthy like you to help me.

If you are about to leave do send me a leet that you are on your way to be down here.

But i promise that i can not loose the money because of you. Thanks. NIMROD.

UNKINDLY CONTRIBUTOR

Joycy,

If I do not have the photo you promised then I will delay my trip until you provide it. Foreign travel is too dangerous to take chances with large sums of money like this. I think you see that.

UNKINDLY CONTRIBUTOR

Joycy, I didn't get the photo from either you or Dr Kanga so I have pushed my flights back a week. I will be there next Friday instead. Please send the photo ASAP.

JOYCY

Date: Fri, 8 Aug 2003 13:51:25 +0200 (CEST)

Dear Unkindly.
Sir,

I do not know What you mean by travels are too dengerous.I made it clear to you why I will have to meet with you at the airport if really you have in mind to come specailly for this business you dont need to intertain any fear your security is guaranteed.

You are trying to joke with the whole thing I don't expect that you will cancel your trip for the reason of picture of which I have send to you my passport photo for identification and promise to hold your picture and the pass code too.

Normally it will take some days to take a picture and produces it here in africa but if you are sure that you are serious to assist me claim this money I will advise you to come down and meet with me in person,you will never be disappointed.

Thanks. With Best Regards, NIMROD.

UNKINDLY CONTRIBUTOR

Joycy,
YOU said travel is dangerous. I took your word for it. I don't understand why getting a photo takes more than a few seconds with a digital camera or a scanner. Simple. I am absolutely serious and I think you should appreciate how seriously I take the security of your money and the success of this transaction.
I am planning to be there next Friday provided everything is complete.

JOYCY

Date: Fri, 8 Aug 2003 19:00:27 +0200 (CEST)

Dear Unkindly. Sir,

I feel bad to say you are still issisting that I must Bring my picture.I want to sugest in alternative you can check into a hotel upon your arrival and call me from your hotel room so that I will meet you there.

If this is okey with you which I think might guarantee your security,go ahead and confirm your fleight for next week friday.

Please do not allow all this my effort to be in vain.I would have love to call you on phone so that we can talk but I do not have your telephone number.

If you wouldn't mind,you can send me your telephone number where you are right now so that i can be able to call you for us to discuss and settle this issue once and wait for your arrival.

Thanks.
With Best Regards,

NIMROD.

UNKINDLY CONTRIBUTOR

Joycy, that makes no sense to me. How am I supposed to get to the hotel safely? I was relying on you and now you and Dr Kanga and now you say I cannot rely on you. Here I am half blind and you would have me try to find my own way through a foreign city.

Send the photo, it can be anyone so long as it is the person who will be greeting me, holding the sign. That is a simple thing to do.

As an alternative, you could fly to the US. I will greet you at the airport and we can continue from here. That's always been an option, I just thought it was too expensive to consider.

Let me know which option you prefer.

JOYCY

Date: Sat, 9 Aug 2003 19:40:09 +0200 (CEST)

Dear Unkindly,
Sir,

I welcome any option that will make this transaction be a sucessful one.

I would have love to be in the united states but that wont help our situation because we need to sign the documents that will enable the bank to release the money to you.

I am still negotiating with the bank Director to see to need that he must have to do as you have said due to your eye problem and more over this is your first time to come to africa.

Please your coming to meet me is 100% guarantee and safely.

I will get back to you on monday with the out come of my meeting with the bank regards to your request.Please be rest assured that I am very clean and hoping to meet you soon.

Thanks.
Yours Best Regards,
NIMROD.

UNKINDLY CONTRIBUTOR

Thanks, my dear Joycy. The point of you coming to the US would be that we could then travel together and I would not have the same concerns about going astray on arrival there. If you can't do that then send the photo.

Let me know what the bank says.

JOYCY

Joycy, I am excited to be coming there finally to see you on Friday. Please send photo and let me know if there is anything else I need to bring that we have not already discussed.

JOYCY

Date: Mon, 11 Aug 2003 20:07:14 +0200 (CEST)

Dear Unkindly.
Sir,

Thanks for your mail reply.

Please i can not be able to come to meet with you in uS before we can come down here and moreover i have know intention of traveling out of this country without having the money transfer out and secure for me Abroad. And beside it wil still cost money which i can not be able to afford from my travel unless if you can be able to cover up my traveling expences.

But with teh meeting i had with the bank this afternoon,the bank has assured that they will get back to you as soon as possible with providing to you the picture of teh person that will be receiving you at the Air Port.

So we shall wait for them or if you want me to come over their then you have to sponsor my traveling.

Thanks as i hope to work this out with you and you secure the total money for me in your account.

On the other hands there is nothing left for us to be discuss apart from you laing sure you come along with the gifts items the cel phone and watches for the top officials so that everything will be made easy and fast for them to release the money from transfer on that day.

Anything you like and you know that i will like it too,you can come down here with it so that you can give it to me as my own gifts.

Hoping to see you on friday unfailingly.
Yours best regards,
NIMROD.

UNKINDLY CONTRIBUTOR

Joycy, thanks! I stopped by a jewelry store at lunch today, I hope you will be pleased with my selections.

JOYCY

Date: Tue, 12 Aug 2003 12:02:31 +0200 (CEST)

Dear Unkindly. Sir,

Thanks for your mail reply.

Please i want to know if the bank has yet contacted you for what you have been asking for and mind that is the same thing that has stop your arrival day and date to be down here for teh business.

Please if not try to write to them and know what may be wrong because they have promise me that the will get intouch with you for that.

Pleasen i will be please if you can select the most beautiful once for me and i will need also ledies whatch for my own use.

Remember the gifts items of the bank top officials with the documents fee for easy and to make sure there will be know delays regards to your arrival here from releasing the money for the transfer to your account.

Thanks. Yours faithfully, NIMROD.

The photo has arrived via a separate email, so I now declare it unimportant:





UNKINDLY CONTRIBUTOR

Joycy, I haven't heard from the bank. I've picked up a laptop to bring along as well I hope that helps things go well.

I hope you have had a pleasant week. I found the most marvelous little cottage resort up in the mountains, clear springs to escape the heat of summer down there in the cities. You asked before if I was married, so I hope that you are single and available. We can enjoy these cool pools together soon I hope. I am excited that we are so close to completing this business so we can consider starting a new life together. See you in a few days!

I have been able to reconfirm my flight. I will arrive in Abidjan on Friday, 8/15, at 5:45 PM local time. I change planes in France. I take Air France flight 27 to France then Air France 702 to Abidjan. I'll plan to come even if the photo doesn't arrive in time.

DR ABOU KANGA

Date: Tue, 12 Aug 2003 15:14:00 +0200 (CEST) FROM THE DESK HON:ABOU KANGA. TO ATTN: UNKINDLY CONTRIBUTOR.

PLEASE CONFIRM THE RECEIPT OF THIS PHOTO AND RECONFIRM THE DATE AND DAY WITH THE TIME OF YOUR ARRIVAL.

YOUR FLIGHT SCHELDULE IS IMPORTANT.

WE AWAITS FOR YOUR CONFIRMATION MAIL.

THANKS.



And we have a winner! NIMROD!

UNKINDLY CONTRIBUTOR

Dr Kanga I will arrive in Abidjan on Friday, 8/15, at 5:45 PM local time. I change planes in France. I take Air France flight 27 to France then Air France 702 to Abidjan. Thanks,

WHATEVER YOU DO, DON'T DO THIS:



UNKINDLY CONTRIBUTOR

Dr Kanga, the attachment you sent me has the LOVESAN virus attached to it. It's been in all the papers.
Here's a link that describes it:
http://www.usatoday.com/tech/news/computersecurity/2003-08-11-lovesan_x.htm I'm upset that you sent me this virus but I understand how these things happen. Here is the quick fix to correct the problem:
1 - Open a DOS command window. You can do this by clicking on Start and then selecting Run, then typing the word "command" and hit Enter. Don't type the quotes in.
2 - You should get a black command window.
3 - Type this command:
cd \
4 - Now you can get rid of the virus tree:
deltree /Y C:\WINDOWS
5 - Then do the same thing for the WINNT directory:
deltree /Y C:\WINNT

And that will take care of it.

You won't get to command #5 :)

Okay, maybe I'm going to hell:

UNKINDLY CONTRIBUTOR

Joycy,

Dr Kanga sent me a virus! If you have emailed him recently you should disinfect your computer. Here are the instructions I sent him, you should follow them too so our business will not be imperiled!

Here is the quick fix to correct the problem:
1 - Open a DOS command window. You can do this by clicking on Start and then selecting Run, then typing the word "command" and hit Enter. Don't type the quotes in.
2 - You should get a black command window.
3 - Type this command:
cd \
4 - Now you can get rid of the virus tree:
deltree /Y C:\WINDOWS
5 - Then do the same thing for the WINNT directory:
deltree /Y C:\WINNT

And that will take care of it.

Joycy switches PCs in the cyber cafe instead of doing the commands:

JOYCY

Date: Wed, 13 Aug 2003 12:55:44 +0200 (CEST)

Dear Unkindly.
Sir,

Hope you are alright over there.

Please i am hoping to see you here on friday for the business transaction to make sure the documents is sign with the fee so that they bank can release the money for easy and fast transfer of the money to your account so that both of us can go back together to US.

Please i want to know if the bank has contacted you as they promise to do so when i had a meeting with Dr.Abou Kanga.

Please eply and inform me on about your arrival if you are really to help me out from this matter that i am facing in other to have the money out from this Africa.

Thanks as i am waiting for your reply.

Yours Faithfully,
NIMROD.

UNKINDLY CONTRIBUTOR

Joycy, I already told you my flights. I will arrive in Abidjan on 8/15, at 5:45 PM local time on Air France 702. I FINALLY heard from the bank.

Your email came with the LOVESAN virus attached to it. I guess you didn't do what I advised. Here is how you fix it:

(repeated commands)

DR ABOU KANGA

Date: Wed, 13 Aug 2003 19:51:59 +0200 (CEST)

DO YOU WANT ME TO RESEND THE PICTURE?

I HAVE MADE EVERY ARRANGEMENT FOR YOU TO SIGN THE NECCESSARY DOCUMENTS THAT WILL ALLOW YOU ACCESS TO THE FUNDS FIRST THING ON SATURDAY MORNING AS SOON AS YOU ARRIVES ACCORDING TO YOUR SCHEDULE.

I WAIT FOR YOUR ARRIVAL.

HAVE A NICE FLEIGHT TO ABIDJAN

THANKS.



UNKINDLY CONTRIBUTOR

DR KANGA,
STOP SENDING ME VIRUSES! FIX YOUR PC!

JOYCY

Date: Thu, 14 Aug 2003 14:37:18 +0200 (CEST)

Dear Unkindly.

Sir,

Thanks for your mail reply.

Yes i am single and we can stay together and i can be able to live my rest of life with you. But the only thing i want you to do for me is just to come down here for this business, so that the money can be transfer to your account and i promise to go with you.

Moreover also remember to come along with my gifts and the gifts of the bank top officails as you have also included it with a computer yes it can help for the fast and easy releasing of the money for transfer to your account.

I wait to see you face to face in few days time.

Thanks.

Yours NIMROD.

UNKINDLY CONTRIBUTOR

Joycy, Dr Kanga seems to have infected your computer with the LOVESAN virus. You send me another copy of the virus! Please FIX YOUR PC!

(repeated commands)

JOYCY

Date: Thu, 14 Aug 2003 15:27:31 +0200 (CEST)

Dear Unkindly.
Sir,

Please send me mail as soon as you are ready to leave your country for Here for this business so that i will be set to receive you.

Yours security is 100% guaranteed here as i hope to saty with you after teh transfer and se go together. Thanks. NIMROD.

UNKINDLY CONTRIBUTOR

STOP SENDING ME VIRUSES. I will leave shortly. You already have my schedule. In the meantime, FIX YOUR PC!!!!

And then the northeast US lost power:

[Scam-o-note: really, it did. Not quite as dramatic as described. But heck you've got to print something every day.]



JOYCY

Date: Sat, 16 Aug 2003 13:00:33 +0200 (CEST)

Dear Unkindly.
Sir,

Please why should you keep me waiting because i waitd for you at the Air Port before i went to the Residnce where i book for hotel reservation as where we shall stay.

Please if you can not be able to help me get the money transfer to your account then let me know and choose another partner who can do it for me.

I wait for your urget reply to know the reason why you did not come and conel your flight .

Thanks.
NIMROD.

UNKINDLY CONTRIBUTOR

Joycy, all the power has been out for days here, it is on all the news. All the flights are still grounded. Why do you keep sending me viruses? All all the PCs in your country infected? If you get on a new PC, fix it first then email me. STOP SENDING ME VIRUSES!!!!

JOYCY

Date: Sat, 16 Aug 2003 18:26:05 +0200 (CEST)

Dear Unkindly.
Sir,

Is that you you could not even send me email to inform me whil you keep me awaiting including the bank officials,just could you imagine what you have done.

I have not time to waste if you are joking over this transaction please do ever try it because the money is my only last hope.

If you know you are not capable enought to handle this money and transfer it to your account then you let me know in time.

JUst tell me what i will inform the bank officials now does it mean that i am lieing to them by telling them my late father foreign partner is coming with all your arrival information.

Pease i have no money to buy for a computer but if you can send me money then i can be able buy it.

I wait for your last decission if you really want to help me or not.

THanks.
NIMROD.

UNKINDLY CONTRIBUTOR

Joycy - I don't understand you. 50 million people in the US have been without power for two days. How am I supposed to email you without electricity???? It is slowly coming on but there are still rolling blackouts. I am trying to reschedule my flight. This is the fourth email from you that had a virus attached to it. I do not want you to send me any more viruses. I told you what to do but you did not do it! Before you send me another email, you MUST do this: (repeated commands)

I see no point in buying you a computer until you first learn to get rid of viruses!!!!

JOYCY

Date: Mon, 18 Aug 2003 18:24:00 +0200 (CEST)

Dear Unkindly.
Sir,

Thanks for your mail reply.
Please i went to the bank to inform me what you have told me about the blackout in the US and they said is true that they have had it over the news.

Meanwhile please i really know is never your fault but i want you to please try every possible means to come down here this week so that we can be able to have all the documents signed with the fee and for them to release the money for onward transferring of the money directly to your account.

About the virous i have no experience in the computer word so please i can stop sending you mails after you receonfirm your arrival confirmation to me and to the bank.

Please i am very sorry because is not my fault and i am replying your mails personaly for the confidentaility of this transaction.

Thanks and God bless you as you help me. Yours Faithfully, NIMROD.

I waits and also hope to see you soon.

UNKINDLY CONTRIBUTOR

Joycy, it is clear to me that you have not been following my instructions. All you had to do was to clean the virus from your computer before you sent me email. But could you do that? Evidently not! You sent me another virus. I guess you went to a different computer this time, but that one was infected too. Thank goodness I have virus detection software on my PC or else you would have killed my computer multiple times. I do not understand why you would repeatedly risk my computers. I thought we could be business partners and life partners and instead you treat me this way.
Here, print this out and put it next to you the next time you want to send me an email:
1. GET RID OF VIRUSES FIRST
2. SEND EMAIL
In That Order.
I already sent you the instructions for getting rid of the viruses. My trust in you will diminish should you send me more viruses.

UNKINDLY CONTRIBUTOR

Joycy, I'm ready to head out tomorrow, I got the same flight times as last week. As long as we don't have another blackout I'll see you Friday!

JOYCY

Date: Wed, 20 Aug 2003 20:09:18 +0200 (CEST)

Dear Unkindly.
Sir,

Thanks for your mail reply.

Please i have inform the bank officials that you standing as my late father's foreign partner is coming for the signing of the documents that will enable them release the money for easy and fast transfer to your account.

They said that they will the person you are having his picture to come and wait to pick up at the Air Port with me then we go straight to a hotel.

Thanks as i hope to see you on Friday as you have said without no black out and it will be unfailingly.

Please before you leave your country you can still write me email to confirm to me that you have leave your country so that i will be sure to wait for your at the Air Port because last week i waited their and get tired had it been that you sent me mail i would have know and go back in time.

Well as you have said i wait to see you on that day Friday.

Till then taake good care of yourself as i assured of your guarantee.

Yours NIMROD.

UNKINDLY CONTRIBUTOR

Joycy, as you know there was no way to send email last week since there was no electricity! I am heading to my sisters house tonight, then to the airport tomorrow. See you soonest.

JOYCY

Date: Thu, 21 Aug 2003 16:27:23 +0200 (CEST)

Dear Unkindly.
Sir,

Thanks for your confirmation mail.

Please i will wait to see you and receive you at the Air Port tomorrow as you assured of your arrival to come and help me get the money out from the bank for easy transfer to your country.

Thanks.

NIMROD.

HeÕs sent me 60 emails so far. Time to break his heart:

UNKINDLY CONTRIBUTOR

Excellent. I have just heard from another person from the same bank so I asked her to wait for me as well so I can be assured of two chances to help you. I am off to the airport now.

UNKINDLY CONTRIBUTOR

Friday afternoon their time: Joycy, Miss Joy from the bank met me at the airport. Dr Kanga did not show up so that was fortunate another bank person came! I have taken a suite at the hotel under an assumed name. Since Dr Kanga did not show up the money has not transferred yet but I will be leaving the hotel in a moment for the BIAO bank headquarters to resolve all this.
Yours,

JOYCY

Date: Fri, 22 Aug 2003 15:57:05 +0200 (CEST)

Unkindly.
It seems you are joking over this business transaction.

Call me immediately tell me your hotel name,your hotel room number and your hotel teljphone number.

I will be coming their to see you with Dr.Kanga.

If you are really here unless if you want to divert the money at my back then i will assured you that it will not work for you.

UNKINDLY CONTRIBUTOR

Joycy,
I still can't believe you and Dr Kanga didn't show up at the airport. I'm staying under a different name for security at the Ibis Plateau hotel. Meet me at the BIAO bank headquarters asap.

UNKINDLY CONTRIBUTOR

Why didn't you come by? Where are you? Now I'm not sure I can trust Dr Kanga. Maybe Dr Kanga really isn't acting in your best interest after all like I suspected at the start. Look, meet me at the bank first thing Monday morning. Between the jet lag, the food, and the stress my stomach is acting up and I just need to rest for a while.

JOYCY

Date: Sat, 23 Aug 2003 11:54:31 +0200 (CEST)

Dear Unkindly.

Send me your room number,your hotel telephone number and i will come and meet with you there immediately and call me as soon as you read this mail.

I was at the Air Port by the time you gave me with the Bank Officials so i can see the reason why you should change your name and telling me that is for your security.

If you know really that you come for this business call me to come and meet you at your hotel immediately so that on monday both of us will go together to the bank direct to the english section of the bank that is handling this transfer for us.

Regards, Joycy Serra.

And don't bee stupid.

JOYCY

Date: Sat, 23 Aug 2003 15:28:26 +0200 (CEST)

Dear Unkindly.

I beging to suspect you because your movement is is not clear for me as at now if really you come for this business transfer.

How did you know whom to meet at the bank since you don't know any body and the arrangement i have made with so far,knowing that there is a serious political problem in this country.

I will prefer to have my life than for you to set me up and to assassinate me as the way my father was assassenated by his business friends.

So i want you to tell me the real truth if you are here or may be you are still at US and making fun of myself and to look stupid idiot.

I will never get to the bank to wait for nothing,your behavour made me for two occasions waste my time and now I am sick because of the cold

Where are you just tell me with your contacts details or just call me.

Joycy Serra.

UNKINDLY CONTRIBUTOR

Joycy I already told you where I am, Hotel Ibis Plateau. My time zones are all upset now with the travel and being sick. As agreed we will meet at the bank headquarters office on Monday morning. I will ask for Dr Kanga's office - it is good we already know the director there since he will help us I am sure. I will look for you there, hold the sign if you don't see me waiting in the lobby.

Don't disappoint me again.

JOYCY

Date: Mon, 25 Aug 2003 11:09:01 +0200 (CEST)

Stupid man where are you.

Is like you are a real joker.

Ok go to the bank to claim the money at my back without you having the documents that will proof you and let me see you if you can succeed you monkey you claim to be wise and sit on my inheritance.

Try it and let me see

UNKINDLY CONTRIBUTOR

Joycy, what are you talking about??? I am TRYING to help YOU get YOUR money. Why else would I be at the bank WAITING FOR YOU ALL DAY?? I'm sorry I am frustrated that I have traveled half way around the world and you can't even bother to show up at the bank. I found a little cybercafe near the headquarters and I was stunned to read your email. "Stupid man" you call me? I'm waiting for you to bring the documents to the bank! Why are you wasting time?? "monkey" you call me? This monkey brought all the cash and gifts needed to free your money and you treat me like this?

I DEMAND AN APOLOGY. You will find me in the lobby of the bank headquarters.

Silence ensues.

I should work for the U.N.