Eventually Dr Frank Omu aka Chiwendu Nwokoro aka Douglas figured out he'd been wasting his time, and was shockingly disrespectful to the British Royal Family. Agent Ilichy attempted to respond in kind, but his grasp of cursing in English is shaky. He seems to know all the basic bad words, though. Agent Ilichy and Lady Agatha Bristol make guest appearances courtesy of Actors Equity. Any formatting problems or discontinuities courtesy of Scamorama.
Chiwendu Nwokoro [frank_omu@yahoo.com] wrote: BAPTIST MEDICAL CENTRE ABIDJAN LOT 6 Rue des Jardins II Plateaux Abidjan Côte d’Ivoire Tel .225 05 78 29 12 E-mail frank_omu@yahoo.com Sir, Compliment of the season . My name is Dr Frank Omu, a medical doctor and also the sole proprietor of the above hospital. Recently ; I knew about you through an international leading trade journal, with all my pleasure, I wish to chose you for this project and I believe you will receive this offer of fund management partnership in good faith. I have a widow here in my hospital who is on a political asylum here in Cote d’Ivoire refugee camp, she has been so ill for some couple of months. This woman confided in me based on the free medical attention I have been giving to her and her children. Just few days ago, she revealed to me of her life history and about her late husband who was one of the top military offices in one the west African countries before his death and what she has Inherited from the late husband. However , she has asked me to source a credible and trust worthy partner abroad to manage her fund in Europe for Investment, the sum of USD $ 15 million which her late husband deposited with a safe fiduciary agent in Europe, hence my contacting you for the project. The documents relating to the fund, she has given them to me to keep in my safe and I will also fax you copies of these documents as a prove for your confirmation as soon as I receive your phone call. Meanwhile, the partner will assist in exposing her in international financial business environment because she is not at all knowledgeable in them. All you need to do is to arrange and meet with the fund holders and pick up the fund and place in your account for onward Investment. Should you be truly disposed, , kindly call me or send an E-mail further introducing your self and business interest to enable her discuss further with you on the project and benefits. I will brief and detail you accordingly, immediately after receipt of your call. My telephone and E-mail are open for our communication at any time. Awaiting for your urgent call or E-mail soon. Sincerely yours. From: "agatha bristol" To: Chiwendu Nwokoro [frank_omu@yahoo.com] Cc: m.barrymore@someISP.com, ilichy.miracsky Date: 11 Nov 2002, 01:42:42 AM Subject: Re: Fund Management partnership Dear Sir, What a heartbreaking story! I'm not sure how you found me but I am actually Head of Special Operations in the UK Foreign Office. Sir Basil Fawlty, my Permanent Secretary, is keen to do business with you. The PR value of helping such a worthy cause as yours would be very helpful to Rolf Harris, our Prime Minister, who needs the boost in the polls due to a low rating caused by the Norwegian Bollokkbrane scandal. I have copied in Her Majesty's Government banker, Michael Montague Barrymore, as well as my top agent, Ilichy Miracsky, who can facilitate the transaction. Do let us know how to proceed. Yours ever Lady Agatha Bristol, CBE Head of Special Operations - Foreign Office, London dear lady agatha, iam glad to received your mail dated mon.11th 2002 and the contents well noted. however,i have informed my patient mrs marbel mamumbi and she was happy too to hear from you because i told her that somebody will assist and help her move her fund for the investment. now what you have to do next is to send to me your full name ,your office or home adress ,your private telephone # and your fax # so that i will forward it to the fund holders in europe so that the fund holders will apply and change of ownership will be applied on your honorable name as the beneficiary.to enable you gain a legal access to the fund holders in europe and at the same time lift the fund to your country into your bank account for on ward investment as my patient confided to me .and remember to keep it confidential because of the enemy of my patient late husband major joseph mamumbi of congo military so please try your best to help my patient and prepare to meet with the fund holders in spain. i look forward to hearing from you soon. thanks for your co-operation. yours sincerely, DR FRANK OMU. MEDICAL DIRECTOR From: "agatha bristol" To: Chiwendu Nwokoro [frank_omu@yahoo.com] Cc: m.barrymore@someISP.com, ilichy.miracsky Date: 11 Nov 2002, 05:33:48 AM Subject: Re: i have contacted the fund holders in europe this is information required for application Dear Dr Omu, Thank you for your note, I am delighted Mr. Mamumbi is feeling better for our participation. Please pass on Her Majesty's Government's best wishes for a speedy recovery. My private phone number is 0906 100 1144 and the fax is the same. If it is unobtainable, keep trying - it's a secure line. Special Agent-in-Charge Miracsky is ready to fly to Spain on the Royal Flight at a moment's notice. Yours ever, Lady Agatha Bristol, CBE Head of Special Operations - Foreign Office. Chiwendu Nwokoro [frank_omu@yahoo.com] wrote: > > dear lady agatha, > > iam happy and glad to hear from you towards > assisting my patient mrs marbel mamumbi to lift her > fund from spain.and with this she is re-cuperating > .from her illnes due to good news from you . > > how ever,i have send them mail as what they will > need from you to fill up the paper work for the > application of change of ownership on your honorable > name so as to enable you and mr miracsky gain an > access to the fund in spain and to lift the fund to > your country for onward investment of my patient > fund into your bank account or to any lucrative > business ventures . > > please i have received your telephone/ fax # but you > have send to me your home/office adress, your full > name so that the fund holders in spain can fill up > the application paper work with your particulars on > your favour as the beneficiary. > > moreover,iam sending to you their contact telephone > line so that you can be able to call them for > verification of the application on your honorable > name. > > here is the telephone 0034-6595-14572.please call > them ,and they will not accept your telephone # > alone. but your full particulars. > > i hope to hear from you soon upon the receipt of > this mail. > > thanks for your anticipated co-operation. > > yours sincerely , > > DR FRANK OMU. > > MEDICAL DIRECTOR > From: "agatha bristol" To: Chiwendu Nwokoro [frank_omu@yahoo.com] Cc: ilichy.miracsky Date: 12 Nov 2002, 01:57:16 AM Subject: Re: your full particulars is needed to fill up the paper work in spain Dear Dr. Omu (why is your email address different from your name?) Our address: Lady Agatha Bristol Special Operations Department Sherlock House 221b Baker Street London N1 FU2 United Kingdon Yours ever, Lady Agatha Bristol, CBE Head of Special Operations - UK Foreign Office From: "agatha bristol" To: Agatha's Operatives Date: 13 Nov 2002, 01:38:11 AM Subject: The good Doctor is well and truly hooked From: Chiwendu Nwokoro [frank_omu@yahoo.com] To: agathabristol@someISP Date: 12 Nov 2002, 09:30:26 AM Subject: you can see her mail agathabristol@someISP you can contact her no delay Dear kafors, I have received your mail dated 11th well you have to try the number as the client told me that I should inform you to continue trying the line . The number is tele/fax as she told me. Now she has send to me to day what I requested from her I mean her address. So I repeat her number again-09061001144 keep trying it said by client. Now see her address she send to me to day 12th nov. Lady agatha Bristol, Special operations department, Sherlock house, 221b baker street, London N1 FU2 United kingdom. Or if her line is not still going to avoid killing time . See her mail agatha Bristol@yahoo.co.uk Tell her that you have received her information/ particulars of change of ownership on her name and you can prepare document and send to her and let her tell you the time they are coming for the fund. So your best . From: "agatha bristol" To: Chiwendu Nwokoro [frank_omu@yahoo.com] Cc: ilichy.miracsky, m.barrymore@someISP.com Date: 13 Nov 2002, 01:43:27 AM Subject: Re: i hope your address i send to you is correct to your glance so i have send it to spain Dear Dr. Omu, Thank you for your note. We are all looking forward to receiving your consignment. Special Agent-in-Charge Miracsky and Barrymore will scrutinise it, but I believe that Barrymore has some specific questions of his own, which he will send to you and copy to me in. I think they relate to possible bubblewrap transfers of funds in terms of the Bowden/Canape/Shuffle Rule. We will be in touch and thanks for all your work. Yours ever, Lady Agatha Bristol Head of Special Operations - UK Foreign Office, London --- Chiwendu Nwokoro [frank_omu@yahoo.com] wrote: > dear lady agatha, > > i thank you for your mail of to day dated 12th nov. > 2002 and the contents well noted, > > now i have received your particulars and i have send > it to the fund holders in spain . > > for endorsement and for the change of ownership on > your honorable name. > > so the information i send to you is exactly how i > forwarded it to the head of the fund holders. i hope > the statment i send to you is correct as you send it > to me . > > so as i have send it to you ,this is how it is going > to be for their approval. > > however, the name you were asking me is my local > name .chinedu frank omu (DR) MEDICAL DIRECTOR. they > fund holders have tried your number and it was not > through and that is why they want to have your mail > for possible notification. > > i hope to hear from you soon. > > thanks for your anticipated co-operation, > > yours sincerely , > > DR FRANK C. OMU(MEDICAL DIRECTOR) Chiwendu Nwokoro [frank_omu@yahoo.com] wrote: > > dear lady agatha, > > how are to day and other members of your family and > also her majesty, i believe all is well in health > wise, > > however , have you heard from mr k. dauglas from > spain. > > so i received a mail in my hospital this morning > from him that things are working fine and he has > confirmed your particulars from me well received . > > i have send you two mails yesterday to re-confirmed > your address if there is any mistake so that mr > dauglas will not find any faulth from the contact > home address of yours. > > i believe there is no error in your particulars i > send to you for your glance. > > be informed that i have forwarded your particulars > to the fund fiduciary holders in europe for the > change of the ownership on your honorable name as i > have notify you yesterday.and my patient mrs marbel > mamumbi is feeling fine at the time of clinic round > and other admited in-patient in my hospital. > > i hope to hearing from you upon the receipt of this > mail . > > thanks for your anticipated co-operation, > > yours sincerely, > > DR FRANK C.OMU > > MEDICAL DIRECTOR. From: "agatha bristol" To: Chiwendu Nwokoro [frank_omu@yahoo.com] Cc: ilichy.miracsky, m.barrymore@someISP.com Date: 13 Nov 2002, 01:48:42 AM Subject: Re: i send you two mails ,i hope there is no error in your home address for correction Dear Dr. Omu, All is well here in London. Her Majesty is well and appreciates your good wishes. She is rather tied up in the Fruit and Nut fact-finding mission at the moment but is looking forward to meeting you. We have not heard from Mr. Douglas. Should we be expecting to hear from him? Who is this gentleman? Can he be trusted? Barrymore will no doubt have something to say about this. Yours ever Lady Agatha Bristol, CBE Head of Special Operations, UK Foreign Office, London From: "michael montague barrymore" To: Chiwendu Nwokoro [frank_omu@yahoo.com] Date: 13 Nov 2002, 05:06:47 AM Subject: FUNDS TRANSACTIONS WITH LADY AGATHA Dear Dr Omu My ref aus/LA-DRO/131102/1c FUNDS TRANSACTIONS WITH LADY AGATHA BRISTOL LONDON ENGLAND PURVIEW AND AMENDATORY STATEMENTS WHEREAS I have now in full purveyance made study of the previously advised documentation in this case, and in quick notice of the full tort and vosine import pertaining, I have the following questions: 1. Is all financial and prime circumspection in full quim to be withstanding? 2. In which regulatory authority shall the element of twix and vimto be eligible and pro judicae? 3. What are the pro-humte dumpte folicles, in so far as your own legal representation are concerned? This is of much interest to my clients and my invoke a small twaddle abeyance. IN SO FAR AS all such matters are to be in full residuals, and plumbagge kustardts protocols apply (Regis Order in Council 1, 3, 7 & 9 being the applicable terms of ferret) then matters may be resolved with a minimum of contest. In matters of saw todgers, this is also to be an self elective manipulation. Pro Vom Popadom, as we say. BARRYMORE Michael Barrymore AASA, DFC, Financial Advisor 2645 Gooliepully Road Stringalonga, TOCUMWAL,NSW,2714 Phone: (02) 9298 3777 Fax: (02) 9298 3780 --- credit commission [europe2creditcommission@yahoo.com] wrote: > FROM THE DESK OF MR DOUGLAS OF THE EUROPE CREDIT > COMMISSION-MADRID > -SPAIN. > > This is to inform you that i have recieved all > necessary informations > for the change of the beneficiary on your name from > Mrs Marbel Mamumbi > and Dr Frank Omu the director of medical center in > Abidjan.I have tried > to contact you on the number as forwarded but > impossible please do > re-confirm -0044-09061001144.Also re-confirm the > address too as to enable > me forward the informations for the acquisition of > the certificate of > fund deposit /ownership in your name as i have in my > file as follows: > > LADY AGATHA BRISTOL,(SPECIAL OPERATION DEPT.) > > SHERLOCK HOUSE, > > 221B BAKER STREET ,LONDON N1,FU2 > > UK. > > Note that the beneficiary need to be present during > the claims and > banking processes here in Madrid -Spain.as soon as > the certificate is > issued in your favour. > > You can contact me on :0034-659514572, > > Best regards, > > Douglas. From: "agatha bristol" To: credit commission [europe2creditcommission@yahoo.com] Cc: ilichy.miracsky, m.barrymore@someISP.com Date: 14 Nov 2002, 03:48:43 AM Subject: Re: urgent important info. Dear Mr. Douglas, Thank you for your note. The details you have below are correct. Yours ever, Lady Agatha Bristol, CBE Head of Special Operations, UK Foreign Office, London Chiwendu Nwokoro [frank_omu@yahoo.com] wrote: > > Dear lady agatha , > > Iam happy the way things are been handled from you > and the fund holders in spain also I have informed > my patient mrs marbel mamumbi she is re-cuperating > from her illness. > > However ,my patient mrs marbel have promise to > offer to you 15% and your colleague for your > kindness to assist her to lift her fund from the > fiduciary fund holders in spain for investment > ventures. > > Have you heard from mr Douglas .k. the head of the > fund holders in Europe ? I believe you will hear > from him because I have send to him all you contact > for more briefing . > > Please kindly extend my worm greetings to her > majesty government may GOD give her sound health > wise. > > However, mr mike your fellow colleague have send me > mail to day ,with his home address and telephone and > fax number and I have also send it to mr Douglas .k. > the head of the fund holders in Europe for more > talks.and I have giving him the contact of mr > Douglas by telephone.00 34-659-514-572 and his > e-mail is europe2creditcommission@yahoo.com. > > You can mail him so that he will also inform you on > what to do .and when you are coming to evacuate the > fund. > > I hope to hear from you soon upon the receipt of > this mail. > > Thanks for your anticipated co-operation. > > GOD BLESS YOU, > > Yours sincerely. > > DR FRANK OMU (MEDICAL DIRECTOR BAPTIST MEDICAL > CENTER ABIDJAN COTE,DIVOIRE) From: "agatha bristol" To: Chiwendu Nwokoro [frank_omu@yahoo.com] Cc: ilichy.miracsky, m.barrymore@someISP.com Date: 14 Nov 2002, 03:59:43 AM Subject: Re: you can see the e-mail of the head of the fiduciary fund holders in spain Dear Dr. Omu, Thank you for your note. We too, are delighted with the way things are going. Indeed, Her Majesty commented to me this morning over toast and marmalade that she was very pleased that Mrs Mamumbi was recovering. What a marvellous surgeon you must be. Indeed, Dr. Harold Shipman, Her Majesty's personal physician mentioned the possibility of a vacancy at Buckingham Palace, if you are interested. We have heard from Mr. Douglas and are awaiting further instructions. Special Agent-in-Charge Miracsky and Michael M. Barrymore are available to travel to Spain on 24-hour notice. Yours ever, Lady Agatha Bristol, CBE Head of Special Operations - UK Foreign Office From: "agatha bristol" To: "Chiwendu Nwokoro" [frank_omu@yahoo.com] Subject: Re: you can see the e-mail of the head of the fiduciary fund holders in spain Date: 14.11.2002 - 12:59:45 > Dear Dr. Omu, > Special > Agent-in-Charge Miracsky and Michael M. > Barrymore are available to travel to Spain > on 24-hour notice. > Yours ever, > Lady Agatha Bristol, CBE > Head of Special Operations - UK Foreign > Office From: Ilichy Miracsky To: agathabristol, frank_omu@yahoo.com, m.barrymore@someISP.com Date: 14 Nov 2002, 05:23:04 AM Subject: Re: you can see the e-mail of the head of the fiduciary fund holders in spain Is corrects! Ready to onwards! ILICHY Dear mike , > >How is your health wise , I believe you are fine in health, > >Verily I appreciate your mail of this day dated wed. 13th nov. 2002 and the contents well noted. > >However,lady agatha have already informed me about you and I was so glad that you people are capable hands to remedy my patient,s situation mrs marbel mamumbi from congo kinshasha .to lift her fund amounting $15 million. Deposited by his late husband major joseph mamumbi a top military officer. > >And her widow mrs marbel mamumbi who was admitted in my hospital/clinic for proper medical review./management. Here in Abidjan cote,divoire. > >But she is now re-cuperating for all the good news from lady agatha Bristol. > >My patient mrs marbel have promise to offer 15% of the total amount for the assistant and help for you people because lady agatha have told me about you so you are not left out . > >Please what you have to do is to call or send mail to the head of the fiduciary fund holders in spain for more briefing. His office number is telephone-0034-695-514-572. > >And his e-mail is europe2creditcommission@yahoo.com > >He is mr Douglas he is the head of the commission. > >I hope to hear from you . > >Thanks for your anticipated co-operation. > >Yours sincerely. > >DR FRANK OMU (MEDICAL DIRECTOR BAPTIST MEDICAL CENTER ABIDJAN COTE,DIVOIRE) From: "michael montague barrymore" Sender: m.barrymore@someISP.com Reply-To: m.barrymore@someISP.com To: Chiwendu Nwokoro [frank_omu@yahoo.com] Cc: europe2creditcommission@yahoo.com, agathabristol Date: 14 Nov 2002, 05:51:10 AM Subject: Re: i thank you for your concern please contact the head of the fund holders in spain Dear Dr Omu Please let us keep this on a formal level, Mr Barrymore to you. My secretary Cilla has tried to get me Douglas on the line but it does not seem to be connecting. Please ensure that matters are corrected as I am already concerned about acting on a pro quim basis in this irregular matter. BARRYMORE --- credit commission [europe2creditcommission@yahoo.com] wrote: > > Dear Agatha > I have received your mail and will proceed > immidiately for the change of the fund beneficiary > in your name as fowarded and directed and once this > assignment is conluded and achived you will then be > issued with a cetificate of deposit lfollowed by an > appointment notification from our protocol director > Mr johnson Brian who will contact you to inform you > when you are expected in our Madrid-Aiport office > for the claims and banking processes. > Please do contact me upon the receipt of this mail > for proper reconfirmation of your telephone as it > does not pass through from Spain i dont know why or > is it because how i compose it'. > Please do respond urgently in other to avoid delay. > Best Regards > Mr Douglas. From: "agatha bristol" To: credit commission [europe2creditcommission@yahoo.com] Cc: ilichy.miracsky, m.barrymore@someISP.com Date: 14 Nov 2002, 08:15:35 AM Subject: Re: urgent important info. Dear Mr. Douglas, Thank you so much for your note. My private number is 0906 114 1000 We are all delighted that you are progressing this well. Just a couple of questions, passed to me from Barrymore: i) Is this a pro quim transaction, or is the Bowden/Twix/Munro Rule applicable? ii) Do we include the vas deferens Agreement, drafted by Munro Nowell in 1995? Many thanks. Agatha From: "agatha bristol" To: m.barrymore@someISP.com, frank_omu@yahoo.com Cc: ilichy.miracsky, m.barrymore@someISP.com Date: 14 Nov 2002, 08:31:43 AM Subject: Re: i thank you for your concern please contact the head of the fund holders in spain Dr. Omu, It is very important that you answer Barrymore's questions, because we are very keen that this is a pro-Twix transaction. We have twiglets, but we need to know if this is deal is pro-quim or anti-banjo in nature. Please reply as a matter or urgency. Lady Agatha credit commission [europe2creditcommission@yahoo.com] wrote: > > Dear Agatha > Thanks for your mail reconfirmation as i will keep > you dully informed of any information and the > protocal director will call you for an appointment > date and as a result every thing seems ok and > workable as we await for the issuance of the > certificate of change of fund deposit-ownership in > you name which application for that has already been > fowarded this afternoon as i will try to call you > tommorrow incase of any futher information. > Best Regards. > Mr Douglas > From: "agatha bristol" To: credit commission [europe2creditcommission@yahoo.com] Cc: ilichy.miracsky, m.barrymore@someISP.com Date: 14 Nov 2002, 01:06:29 PM Subject: Re: mail received. My dear Douglas, Thank you for keeping us so well informed. If we have any queries, I'm sure we'll be in touch. As ever, Lady Agatha Bristol, CBE Head of Special Operations, UK Foreign Office, London Chiwendu Nwokoro [frank_omu@yahoo.com] wrote: > > Dear Lady Agatha, > I am delighted to received your mail dated 14th Nov. > 2002 and my patient Mrs. Marbel Mamumbi is equally > glad because I used to inform her on the situation > of things, and with this she will like to see you in > your country as soon as her fund is lifted from > Spain to your position and she will like to know > what investment you will invest on with the fund. > > However, I received a good news mail from Mr. Mike > Barry, more through you about the vacancy through > her majesty personal physician Dr. Shipman, if I am > interested. You know I have to be interested but > this should be as soon as Mrs Marbel is full alright > in healthwise and the liftment of her fund from the > office of the head or the credit commission in > Europe and also she Mrs. Marbel will like to come to > you as soon as she is fully recovering according to > my patient she will love to meet you in your country > and also she will like to know when Mr. Barrymore > and Mr. Miracsky will move to Spain to recover and > lift the fund from the fund holders. > > Although since they are available to travel to > Europe (Spain) on 24 hours notice, please they > should move soon. > > > > Please always cooperate with Mr. Douglas on every > instructions, his email is Europe 2 credit > commission @ yahoo . com . > > I hope to hear from you upon the receipt of this > mail and my patient Mrs. Marbel. > > > > God bless you and your colleagues. > > Yours sincerely, > > Dr. Frank Omu > > (Medical Director Baptist Medical Centre Abidjan > Cotedivoire) From: "agatha bristol" To: Chiwendu Nwokoro [frank_omu@yahoo.com], europe2creditcommission@yahoo.com Cc: ilichy.miracsky, m.barrymore@someISP.com Date: 14 Nov 2002, 01:11:03 PM Subject: Re: god bless you and your colleague mrs mamumbi is greatful for you My dear Doctor Omu, We are all very excited about this transaction. I have briefed Special Agent in Charge Miracsky to be ready to travel and he has packed his overnight bag. Naturally, Barrymore will be present to witness all the signings. In point of fact, we also have our own lawyer, Sir Basil Fawlty. Can he also attend the meeting in Spain? Dr. Shipman is delighted you are interested in working with you - in particular in helping him develop a new injection to help patients just like Mrs. Mamumbi. Our regards to you all. Lady Agatha Bristol, CBE Head of Special Operations, Foreign Office, London Chiwendu Nwokoro [frank_omu@yahoo.com] wrote: > > dear lady agatha, > > i have received your mail this evening as iam in the > hospital now, > > i think i have answered barrymore question, > > but all other thing you have to be done by the fund > holders in spain, > > remain blessed. > > i hope to hear from you soon. > > thanks for your anticipated co-operation. > > yours sincerely , > > DR FRANK OMU, > > MEDICAL DIRECTOR. From: "agatha bristol" To: Chiwendu Nwokoro [frank_omu@yahoo.com] Cc: ilichy.miracsky, m.barrymore@someISP.com Date: 14 Nov 2002, 01:12:31 PM Subject: Re: i think i have answered his question Dr. Omu, Please do not think us as overly cautious but we still have some legal queries. Mr. Barrymore will e-mail us both with them tomorrow. As ever, Agatha Chiwendu Nwokoro [frank_omu@yahoo.com] wrote: > > dear agatha, > > i pray that our good lord will continue to be with > you and keep you and give you good health wise and > long live, > > i have received your mail of to day dated 14th nov. > 2002 and all the contents well delighted. > > mrs marbel my patient will like to meet with you in > your country as soon as her fund is in your position > in your country so that she can see you . > > however, as far as you are concern any other person > you apointed can go to spain ,because every thing is > in your hands.mr basil fawlty can still go with them > based on your direction. > > how i hope that DR shipman will travel with them, > but i think he will be taking good care of her > majesty. i stongly beleive that as soon as my > patient fund is lifted from spain to you i will like > to visit him and to arrange to work with him. > > iam glad about the whole situation and my patient > mrs marbel mamumbi is happy . > > have you heared from the fund holders ?please go on > with there directions and instructions as to make > every thing faster. > > i hope to hear from you upon the receipt of this > mail . and mrs marbel sends her worm greatings to > you all and gods blessing in your endavours to help > her. > > thanks for your anticipated co-operation. > > yours sincerely, > > DR FRANK OMU > > MEDICAL DIRECTOR BAPTIST MEDICAL CENTER ABIDJAN > COTE,D IVOIRE > From: "agatha bristol" To: Chiwendu Nwokoro [frank_omu@yahoo.com] Cc: ilichy.miracsky, m.barrymore@someISP.com Date: 15 Nov 2002, 02:08:42 AM Subject: Re: please inform barry and miracsky that my patient is glad with them My dear Doctor Omu, We are all very appreciative of your good wishes. Her Majesty sends her pesonal regards, and is looking forward to meeting you. This is indeed an honour. Mr. Barrymore and Special Agent-in-Charge Miracsky are at the moment personally overseeing the pre-flight checks on the Queen's favourite aeroplane in the Royal Flight, The Ronald McDonald, named by Crown Prince Munro of Belgravia. Sir Basil and his PA, Manuel, will also be on the journey to speed things to their logical conclusion. We reciprocate your kind words both to you and Mrs. Marbel. Yours ever, Agatha credit commission [europe2creditcommission@yahoo.com] wrote: > > Dear Agatha > This is to inform you that i tried on several > occassion to reach you on phone the private number > you gave to me but always difficult please do tell > me in your return mail how this number can be > compossed as you will be contacted by monday > unfailingly by Mr Johnson Brain the protocol > director fr an appiontment date and other vital > informations as i am sure that the certificate will > be out probably by monday as a result of the > pressure i applied today or you can equally call me > as you have my number. > Best Regards. > Mr Douglas. From: "agatha bristol" To: credit commission [europe2creditcommission@yahoo.com] Cc: ilichy.miracsky, m.barrymore@someISP.com Date: 16 Nov 2002, 02:37:17 AM Subject: Re: update. Dear Mr Douglas, This is very odd. Special Agent-in-Charge Miracsky has called me several times successfully. Are you sure you are dialling correctly? Agent Miracsky, please contact Mr. Douglas - copying me in - to advise him on this matter. Please try this other number: 00 44 906 114 100 Yours ever, Lady Agatha Bristol, CBE Head of Special Operations, Foreign Office Chiwendu Nwokoro [frank_omu@yahoo.com] wrote: > > dear lady agatha, > > i don,t know how to appreciate your effort until i > meet you with my patient mrs marbel mamumbi, > > your mail was well received , dated 15th nov.2002, > contents well noted. > > however, i received a mail from ilichy through you , > saying that the are overseeing the pre- flight > checks on her majesty,s favourite aeroplane in the > royal flight. > > infart, all your arrangement is well done with > others to speed things to their logical conclussion > to lift the fund to your position. > > please dear lady agatha,i will like your colleagues > to move this coming week so as to avoid delay, > because of this coming christmas season, which i > will like to join you with my patient mrs marbel > mamumbiand to see her majesty, and others,i know she > must have deserve to be honoured with you. > > please notify the head of the fund holders/credit > commission in europe mr douglas on the day your > colleagues are coming to retrieve the fund , > > his e-mail is europe2creditcommission@yahoo.com > > telephone# 0034-6595-14572. > > because i want everything to round up this coming > week . > > please inform her majesty that i and mrs marbel > mamumbi extends GODS blessing . > > hoping to hear from you upon the receipt of this > mail. > > thanks for your anticipated co-operation. > > you are blessed. > > yours sincerely. > > DR FRANK OMU. > > MEDICAL DIRECTOR(BAPTIST MEDICAL DIRECTOR ABIDJAN) From: "agatha bristol" To: Chiwendu Nwokoro [frank_omu@yahoo.com], europe2creditcommission@yahoo.com Cc: ilichy.miracsky, m.barrymore@someISP.com Date: 16 Nov 2002, 02:41:26 AM Subject: Re: please let them move this coming week to avoid delay Dear Dr. Omu, We have heard from the Credit Commission but they claim that they could not get through. Agent Mirascky will contact them, copying yourselves and my office in on how it is all going. Yours ever, Agatha From: Ilichy Miracsky To: europe2creditcommission@yahoo.com, frank_omu@yahoo.com Cc: agathabristol Date: 18 Nov 2002, 01:43:01 AM Subject: Re: please let them move this coming week to avoid delay Hellooo Mr Credit commission This is ILICHY. All is in hand, get sortage very soon. Can travel in secret, top hush hush, no problems all round. Have got flights all arrange, can now go this week, when suit all popples? Lady Agatha will say fine print, small doings and large for all, make goings, yes. Have all monies ready, plenty Koruna, all coinage at hand is no flob. Please replies, make onwards know, and get on ways. Is big excite! Hope hearings ILICHY Chiwendu Nwokoro [frank_omu@yahoo.com] wrote: > > dear lady agatha, > > i thank you for your mail well received dated 16th > nov. 2002 and the contents well noted. > > however is good as you have heared from the credit > commission so that all things will be put in place > so that your colleagues will move this coming week. > > please how is her majesty doing i hope she is doing > fine in health wise. i thanks god. > > for her. > > so as soon as they are going to spain please i mean > the day because i will be praying for their journey > to be safe on air,because i have chapel in the > hospital were patient who can not go to church to be > able to pray . > > i hope to hear from you as i will be in the clinic > tomorrow sunday. > > thanks for your anticipated co-operation. > > remain blessed. > > yours sincerely. > > DR FRANK OMU. > > MEDICAL DIRECTOR(BAPTIST MEDICAL CENTER ABIDJAN > COTE,D IVOIRE) From: "agatha bristol" To: Chiwendu Nwokoro [frank_omu@yahoo.com] Cc: ilichy.miracsky, m.barrymore@someISP.com Date: 18 Nov 2002, 01:44:34 AM Subject: Re: iam glad that you have heard from the fund holders all is progress My dear Omu, This is all positive news and Her Majesty is appreciative of your efforts. Indeed, Prince Derek commented on what a 'super twat' you were - a royal term for a person who acts for others, rather than themselves. We are full of admiration for you. Special Agent-in-Charge Miracsky and Michael Montague Barrymore were overseeing the Royal Flight this weekend, and will be finalising pre-flight checks today, so they can take off from our base in Wankershire without any problems at all. Yours ever, Lady Agatha Bristol, CBE Head of Special Operations, UK Foreign Office From: Ilichy Miracsky To: agathabristol, europe2creditcommission@yahoo.com, m.barrymore@someISP.com Date: 18 Nov 2002, 01:47:14 AM Subject: Re: update. Dear Lady Agatha Is do, but no through - just rings all times, get no voice to hear. Can checks this, as all putsy out? Am worry. Please to say quick as have go Smegaroon shortly for other matter. Hope hearing, Ilichy From: "agatha bristol" To: Ilichy Miracsky , m.barrymore@someISP.com Cc: europe2creditcommission@yahoo.com Date: 18 Nov 2002, 01:49:52 AM Subject: Re: update. Mr Douglas, Please can you explain this curious episode? We are worried that you are not fully committed. Agatha --- Chiwendu Nwokoro [frank_omu@yahoo.com] wrote: > > dear lady agatha, > > i have received and acknowledged your mail of this > day 18th monday well received in good faith, > > however, how is barry and miracsky and her majesty i > beleived all is good health wise, i thank god. i > hope you went to churche on sunday with her > majesty.an evangelist will be coming to pray for her > > > well have heard from the office of the head of the > department of the fund holders mr douglas ,so i > beleived they crew team will travel this week as > soon as they have finished the preflight check this > day monday as you have informed. please always up > date the creditcommission office in spain so that > they will get the fund ready for the evacuation/ > lifting to your country. > > worm greeting from my patient mrs marbel mamumbi > > i hope to hear from you upon the receipt of this > mail. > > remain blessed, > > your sincerely, > > DR FRANK OMU MEDICAL DIRECTOR( BAPTIST MEDICAL > CENTER ABIDJAN COTE,DIVOIRE) > From: "agatha bristol" To: Chiwendu Nwokoro [frank_omu@yahoo.com], europe2creditcommission@yahoo.com Cc: ilichy.miracsky, m.barrymore@someISP.com Date: 18 Nov 2002, 03:09:10 AM Subject: Re: i hope they will travel to spain this week after the pre-flight check My dear Omu, Thank you for your note. It is important that we are kept up to speed on this business, and you have done so magnificently. Yes, we did accompany Her Majesty to church. Her Royal Highness even said a prayer for Mrs. Mamumbi, and for yourself. To business, then. We have tried to call Mr. Douglas many times yet the phone does not seem to be working. Indeed, Peter Sutcliffe, our Head of Phone Lines, could not get through. Please clarify this situation. Special Agent-in-Charge Miracsky and Barrymore are at present in Wankershire, and are ready to travel to Spain at a moment's notice, as they are staying at a hotel nearby, an old lodge called Ye Olde Skrotumme - perhaps you could stay there when you come to visit Dr. Shipman. As ever, Lady Agatha Bristol, CBE Head of Special Operations - UK Foreign Office, London credit commission [europe2creditcommission@yahoo.com] wrote: > > Dear Agatha -Good-Morning. > Thanks for your mail which was recieved this morning > after the week end. > And like i informed you on friday that your > information has been forwarded for the processing > for the change of fund deposit -ownership in your > name which was not all that easy to be achieved > under one or two days due to the lazy system here in > spain but as a result of the pressure imployed by me > and Jonson made it possible as we were asked to come > this afternoon 2 oclock today for the certificate > and once i have it i will immidiately send the copy > to you by attachment on your mail . > And please as soon as you receive this notice and > the certificate you will be required to contact with > immidiate effect the credit commission protocol > director Mr Johnson Brian for your appointment and > requirements as he will be signing off the > certificare on the credit commissions behalf -his > direct telephone number is:+34-630-727-955. > Be rest assured that every thing is properly under > control because with out this certificate of change > of deposit ownership there is no how the funds > consignment will be released to you for onward > banking. > Therefore Mr.Brain will be expecting your call at > the exact time and also note that if you will not be > coming by your self with the others which means > that you have to give them a kind of letter of > authority and copy of your international passport > for the identification of the original indicated > beneficiary. please get all these ready including > the other informations you will be latter informed > by Mr Brain this afternoon. > Best Regards . > Mr. Douglas. > From: "agatha bristol" To: credit commission [europe2creditcommission@yahoo.com], frank_omu@yahoo.com Cc: ilichy.miracsky, m.barrymore@someISP.com Date: 18 Nov 2002, 03:22:44 AM Subject: Re: urgent-update. Dear Mr. Douglas, Thank you for your note. We will endeavour to make contact once again. Who is Jonson? Can he be trusted? We can run a background check, if you'd like. National Security does not, under ANY circumstances, permit Her Majesty to release her photograph or passport details. Is there any way around this? Perhaps if we use a postage stamp instead? Yours ever, Lady Agatha Bristol, CBE Head of Special Operations, UK Foreign Office --- credit commission [europe2creditcommission@yahoo.com] wrote: > > Thanks for your update as i wish to re-assure you > that every thing is 100% O.K. in all circumstance > both with me and Mr. Johnson as we operate together > just go ahead and contact him as instructed please. > And about the passport issue what is required is > just something to confirm your identification for > your name which has been used as the new > beneficiary. > Best Regards . > Douglas. my number-+34-659-514-572. From: "agatha bristol" To: credit commission [europe2creditcommission@yahoo.com], frank_omu@yahoo.com Cc: ilichy.miracsky, m.barrymore@someISP.com Date: 18 Nov 2002, 05:44:56 AM Subject: Re: urgent-update. My dear Douglas, Very good. We will endeavour to find something else. Perhaps Her Majesty's picture on the back of a £100 note? As ever, Agatha From: "credit commission" [europe2creditcommission@yahoo.com] To: "Ilichy Miracsky" Subject: Re: update. Date: 18.11.2002 - 13:17:11 > Dear Agatha -Good-Morning. > Thanks for your mail which was recieved this > morning after the week end. And like i > informed you on friday that your information > has been forwarded for the processing for > the change of fund deposit -ownership in > your name which was not all that easy to be > achieved under one or two days due to the > lazy system here in spain but as a result of > the pressure imployed by me and Jonson made > it possible as we were asked to come this > afternoon 2 oclock today for the certificate > and once i have it i will immidiately send > the copy to you by attachment on your mail . > And please as soon as you receive this > notice and the certificate you will be > required to contact with immidiate effect > the credit commission protocol director Mr > Johnson Brian for your appointment and > requirements as he will be signing off the > certificare on the credit commissions behalf > -his direct telephone number > is:+34-630-727-955. Be rest assured that > every thing is properly under control > because with out this certificate of change > of deposit ownership there is no how the > funds consignment will be released to you > for onward banking. Therefore Mr.Brain will > be expecting your call at the exact time and > also note that if you will not be coming by > your self with the others which means that > you have to give them a kind of letter of > authority and copy of your international > passport for the identification of the > original indicated beneficiary. please get > all these ready including the other > informations you will be latter informed by > Mr Brain this afternoon. Best Regards . > Mr. Douglas. From: Ilichy Miracsky To: europe2creditcommission@yahoo.com Cc: agathabristol Date: 18 Nov 2002, 06:02:38 AM Subject: Re: update. Helloooo Mr Brain Is not certificate get. Can do, much needings for onwards, be sure. No flobs. Please, on case, and press fingers to it. Also, I am ILICHY, Lady Agatha need know of such matterings. I am but pawn in game of life. Is good name Brain, hope clevers chap, get done quicks. Hope hearings Ilichy --- credit commission [europe2creditcommission@yahoo.com] wrote: Please, contact Mr. Johnson Immidiately. From: "agatha bristol" To: credit commission [europe2creditcommission@yahoo.com], frank_omu@yahoo.com Cc: ilichy.miracsky, m.barrymore@someISP.com Date: 18 Nov 2002, 08:41:13 AM Subject: Re: Important Information My dear Douglas, Thank you for this. Her Majesty is currently at the Bun Conference but she will scrutinise it on her return. Meanwhile, both Barrymore and Special Agent-in-Charge Miracsky have tried to call Mr. Johnson but they keep getting static on the line. We will continue to try, however. As ever, Lady Agatha Bristol From: "agatha bristol" To: Ilichy Miracsky, europe2creditcommission@yahoo.com, frank_omu@yahoo.com Cc: ilichy.miracsky, m.barrymore@someISP.com Date: 18 Nov 2002, 08:44:32 AM Subject: Re: update. Agent Miracsky, Is this gentleman the same as Mr. Johnson? I hope that Mr. Johnson and Dr. Omu are not playing fast and loose with Her Majesty's government. That would be unfortunate. Please get back to me soonest. As ever, Lady Agatha, CBE Head of Special Operations --- credit commission [europe2creditcommission@yahoo.com] wrote: > > Dear lady Agatha > I have tried to send to you the certificate but to > my suprise no mail goes to yahoo as it looks like > yahoo site has problems as i will try again or if > you can forward me your direct fax number so that i > can fax it to you.have you contacted Mr Brain? as > directe > Thanks Douglas From: "agatha bristol" To: credit commission [europe2creditcommission@yahoo.com], frank_omu@yahoo.com Cc: ilichy.miracsky, m.barrymore@someISP.com Date: 18 Nov 2002, 08:50:04 AM Subject: Re: update. My dear Douglas, Special Agent-in-Charge Miracsky has contacted Mr. Brain. But we are not sure who he is. We are concerned that you may be trying to trick us into taking the money and disappearing. Let me caution you that that kind of behaviour will have negative repercussions. Do let us know how to proceed, as Barrymore has several queries appertaining to the vas deferens. Yours ever Lady Agatha Bristol, CBE Head of Special Operations, UK Foreign Office --- credit commission [europe2creditcommission@yahoo.com] wrote: > > Dear Agatha . > Listen very carefully i think that i have done my > best in this situation and where by you people dont > want to comply with the arrangements i think is all > left for you as i see no reason why you keep > complecating issues always fifst you claimed that > you can not get the spanish numbers given to you > both my own and that of Mr. Johnson .which nobody > has called him . > Please note that the ball is now on your court to > conclude the transaction as directed as no body is > playing nobody in this matter so be carefull on your > statements pls.together with your colleagues and let > nobody write to me any how he or she likes before i > take our hands off this assignment which has caused > me a lot of stress as i know how much pressure we > added to get the certificate and where by you people > are not willing to assist the owners of this fund in > africa you better inform them than making them > hoping upon hope.before the fund is returned back to > Africa as we are now on the last quater of the > season. > Douglas. > Douglas From: "agatha bristol" To: credit commission [europe2creditcommission@yahoo.com] Cc: ilichy.miracsky, m.barrymore@someISP.com Date: 19 Nov 2002, 02:03:35 AM Subject: Re: update. My dear Douglas, You may well cut up rough over this, my dear fellow, but Dr. Omu is not even receiving our e-mails! His inbox is 'overflowing', apparantely, according to Yahoo! To us, YOU do not sound serious in what is a critically important transaction. I suggest you get your own house in order before you start casting negative comments at Her Majesty. As ever, Lady Agatha Bristol, CBE Head of Special Operations, UK Foreign Office --- Chiwendu Nwokoro [frank_omu@yahoo.com] wrote: > > my dear lady agatha, > > i verily honour and appreciate your mail of this > morning dated 18th nov.2002 and all the contents > well delighted. > > however, please make sure that things are put in > place, so that as soon as they arrive in europe > spain they will have access to the fund in case you > may not travel with them ,because of her majesty may > need you on her side.please do not forget that in > case you are not travelling with them it is > important that you issue them letter of > authorisation on your behalf so that the fund can be > released to them by the authority of the fund > holders in spain for posible lifting of the fund to > your country for on ward lucrative venture/ > investement. > > i hope DR shipman and mr fawlty will go with them > ,if possible well every direction will come from you > to them. because the fund will be on your honorable > name as mrs marbel mamumbi earlier informed me and > so shall it be . > > mr barrymore and the special agent miracsky. i > beleive they will travel to spain from the hotel and > i and mrs marbel will like to know the day and time > they are leaving to spain.always cooperate with the > head of the credit commission/ fund holders in > spain. > > please my patient also will like to know the type of > investement that you will invest the fund with. > > if you try the telephone line and you did not get > them ,you can as well send them mail for > communication.because sometimes there use to be > digital errors in telephone,so try your best. mrs > marbel have strong beleive that every thing will be > ending this very good week.and she is always > responding to treatment and re-cuperating gradually, > and she told me to tell you to extent her heart worm > greeting to her majesty till she meet her for more > honor with you. for your kindness and help. > > i hope to hear from you soon upon the receipt of > this mail. > > remain blessed, > > thanks for your anticipated co-operation. > > your sincerely. > > DR FRANK OMU > > (MEDICAL DIRECTOR BAPTIST MEDICAL CENTER ABIDJAN > COTE,D IVOIRE) From: "agatha bristol" To: Chiwendu Nwokoro [frank_omu@yahoo.com], europe2creditcommission@yahoo.com Cc: ilichy.miracsky, m.barrymore@someISP.com Date: 19 Nov 2002, 03:16:41 AM Subject: Re: i hope they will travel from the hotel to spain this week Dear Dr. Omu, We are pleased that you are back online, because our previous transmissions were not going through. Special Agent-in-Charge Miracsky and Barrymore are all set to leave for Spain. Our finest pilot, Sir Arthur Daley, DFC, is prepping the plane as we speak. However, doubts have arisen about his navigational skills. Barrymore has the map, and Miracsky has brought plenty of provisions, so I hope that they will be able to fly from Prague to Spain without any problems. Please let me know the address so they can enter it on flight plan. Her Majesty sends her regards. As ever, Lady Agatha Bristol, CBE Head of Special Operations, Foreign Office From: "credit commission" [europe2creditcommission@yahoo.com] To: "Ilichy Miracsky" Subject: Re: update. Date: 18.11.2002 - 16:22:38 > Please be informed that thwe certificate has > been sent to Agathas mail box please > reconfirm urgently. Mr Douglas. From: Ilichy Miracsky To: credit commission [europe2creditcommission@yahoo.com] Date: 19 Nov 2002, 04:49:48 AM Subject: Re: update. Heloooo Mr Credit Comission Is no here, can post to place? Is with Agatha? Please to get sortage in matters, have cash for friends, need on top of this doings if onwards. Ilichy From: "credit commission" [europe2creditcommission@yahoo.com] To: "Ilichy Miracsky" Subject: Re urgent and important notice. Date: 19.11.2002 - 14:24:11 > Dear Mr. > I have recieved your mail which always come > with out any understanding , please if you > people want to conclude this transaction in > a good faith instead of exchanging some > worthless statements on each other please do > contact me on my direct mobile > no.0034-659-514-572 or Mr. Johnson Brain the > protocol director who will book an > appointment for you to spain for the claims > exercise also on his direct > no.0034-630-727-955. And as soon as we hear > from you we will then be able to give you > futher informations as i will try to re-send > the certificate to your other email that > bears agathabristol. because the copy i sent > yestwerday reported a failure delivery maybe > thier was a problem with the yahoo site > yesterday unless you will send to me a > working fax number where i can sen this > certificare And please try to comply with us > as to be able to conclude this transaction > successfully with out any problem as i am > doing all this as a result of several > pressure from your african partners. > Awaiting your soonest responce as we are > highly commited at this momment due to too > many work at this end of the season. Best > Regards. > Mr. Douglas. From: Ilichy Miracsky To: europe2creditcommission@yahoo.com, agathabristol Date: 19 Nov 2002, 06:02:44 AM Subject: Re: Re urgent and important notice. Helloooo Mr Douglas Is try number, have got no rings. Please to check in all urges, as can onwards do, as soonly as is allowed. Also no can get to sortage unless have certificate! Where is this papper? No sign of it have come, been to look see in place. Please get on to businesses, is all quickes to be as have to be on new business shortlies in Uder Bolocz. Where to, and up in this matter is best, my friend. Is to set, make do in hand and no flobs. Hope hearings Ilichy From: "agatha bristol" To: Chiwendu Nwokoro [frank_omu@yahoo.com], europe2creditcommission@yahoo.com Cc: ilichy.miracsky, m.barrymore@someISP.com Date: 19 Nov 2002, 08:59:23 AM Subject: Re: try and call the protocol director of the fund holders in spain. Dear Dr. Omu, We keep trying to raise Mr. Douglas and Mr. Johnson on the phone but to no avail. However, Special Agent-in-Charge Miracsky and Barrymore are ready to take off from our base in Wankershire very soon, so perhaps they'll have some better luck finding these two mysterious characters in person. As ever, Lady Agatha Bristol, CBE Head of Special Operations From: "agatha bristol" To: Ilichy Miracsky , europe2creditcommission@yahoo.com, frank_omu@yahoo.com Cc: m.barrymore@someISP.com Date: 19 Nov 2002, 09:03:39 AM Subject: Re: Re urgent and important notice. Agent Miracsky, No need to fret. As you and Barrymore are at the Wankershire base, I suggest you take off soon to try and find Douglas and Johnson. Perhaps we'll have more luck this way. Do keep me informed; Her Majesty wishes to know when you are ready to leave so she can smash a bottle of gin against the hull as a sign of good luck. Yours ever, Lady Agatha Chiwendu Nwokoro [frank_omu@yahoo.com] wrote: > > dear lady agatha, > > how are is your health and her majesty, with hope > all are doing fine with sound health wise, i thank > god for you. > > how i have received your mail on duty resumption > this morning dated 19th nov. 2002 and the contents > well noted.now iam happy that they will leave to > spain maldred capital to meet with the fund holders/ > credit commission so that things will be done as > expected, > > how ever concerning the telephone that you ca not > get them on line ,so another alternative is they > have move to spain immediately as soon as they > arrive to maldred spain they will call them on > telephone or by e mail so that mr johnson and mr > douglas will receive them . > > please mr douglas was trying to send to you ,your > certificate of the ownership on your name but he > want to hear from you before sending it to you,but > all the same as soon as they get to maldred capital > of spain they can also be issued the certificate to > them and do not for get to give them letter/paper of > authorisation on your name to enable them gain > access to the fund and for possible lifting of the > fund to your country .as my patient expected for the > investement . > > so see what you can do to provide to them current > telephone# and your working fax number line so that > thehead of the fund holders will send to you ,your > certificate of ownership. > > however, iam sending to you the telephone # of mr > douglas head of the fund holders once > again----0034-659-514-572 please try to get him on > line or > > you can as well see the number of mr johnson the > protocol director and try his line you will get > through.his telephone # ---0034-630-727-955. > > please make sure that they move as you direct them > to move as expected. > > i thank god that they have prepared to travel to > spain this week . > > please my patient mrs marbel extends her worm heart > greetings to her most majesty and you. > > i hope to hear good more good new from you upon the > receipt of this mail. > > thanks for your anticipated co-operation. > > remain blessed, > > yours sincerely. > > DR FRANK OMU, > > MEDICAL DIRECTOR(BAPTIST MEDICAL DIRECTOR ABIDJAN > COTE,D IVOIRE) > From: "agatha bristol" To: Chiwendu Nwokoro [frank_omu@yahoo.com], europe2creditcommission@yahoo.com Cc: ilichy.miracsky, m.barrymore@someISP.com Date: 20 Nov 2002, 02:47:14 AM Subject: Re: i repeat there number to you, mrs marbel is glad that they are set to travel to spain My dear Omu, Special Agent-in-Charge Miracsky and Barrymore are on their way to Spain as we speak. In fact, Miracsky called me on the secure line to let me know that they've taken off from Wankershire and will be in Spain later today. They will, however, have to stop off in Prague to collect fifty thousand dollars in cash as a goodwill payment to you and to thank you for your patience. As ever, Lady Agatha Bristol, CBE Head of Special Operations From: Ilichy Miracsky To: agathabristol, frank_omu@yahoo.com, europe2creditcommission@yahoo.com, m.barrymore@someISP.com Date: 20 Nov 2002, 05:50:10 AM Subject: Re: i repeat there number to you, mrs marbel is glad that they are set to travel to spain Hellooo Lady Agatha Please is confess such to done: Is slight sticky moment Prague, have arrive all right, get monies, but all out on drinks in evening find nice ladies pay all for funnings spend lot. Have ladies, is over big water bed, all use of champagne, up night, get all onwards, no stop in time for save. Hope not problems? Is some big dollar gone. Can repay in time, sure, perhaps from salary. Sorry to says, but is shame hope Dr Omu forgive this fellows much lovings on flob. Else, all set to onwards. Ilichy From: "agatha bristol" To: Ilichy Miracsky , europe2creditcommission@yahoo.com, frank_omu@yahoo.com Cc: m.barrymore@someISP.com Date: 20 Nov 2002, 06:40:38 AM Subject: Re: i repeat there number to you, mrs marbel is glad that they are set to travel to spain Agent Miracsky, This is a very serious breach of discipline. How much of the $50,000 have you spent? That money was for Mrs. Marbel Mamumba, Dr. Omu's sick patient! How dare you waste Her Majesty's money in such a frivolous manner! Where is Barrymore? Was he with you last night? Where are you now? Please reply immediately! As ever, Lady Agatha Bristol From: "agatha bristol" To: Chiwendu Nwokoro [frank_omu@yahoo.com], europe2creditcommission@yahoo.com Cc: ilichy.miracsky, m.barrymore@someISP.com Date: 20 Nov 2002, 06:43:57 AM Subject: Re: inform the fund holders that they have left to meet them,by email or telephone My dear Frank, You may have seen from my past transmission that Agent Miracsky has indulged in the Christmas spirit at a very inappropriate time. In fact, I have tried to call both him and Barrymore all day but I do not know where they are - presumably in Prague. Arthur Daley, the pilot, has told me that he saw both Miracsky and Barrymore with the bags of money (the $50,000) yesterday afternoon but has not seen them since. I do apologise for this delay. As soon as Daley locate these two miscreants, then they can leave for Madrid. As ever, and thanks for your continued patience and good wishes, Lady Agatha Bristol, CBE Head of Special Operations, Foreign Office, London From: Ilichy Miracsky To: agathabristol, europe2creditcommission@yahoo.com, frank_omu@yahoo.com Date: 20 Nov 2002, 07:16:15 AM Subject: Re: i repeat there number to you, mrs marbel is glad that they are set to travel to spain Helloo Lady Agatha Have spend $11,507. Is all gone, have great funning but now in headache, get shames. Not so clevers by half this to do, is all pity on big job. Mr Barrymore say stop then get to as well, is all in state of close wreck, need doctor is perhaps. Please to say if mend business can be, all onwards and sortage? Hope hearings in sorry Ilichy From: "agatha bristol" To: Ilichy Miracsky , europe2creditcommission@yahoo.com, frank_omu@yahoo.com Date: 20 Nov 2002, 07:27:57 AM Subject: Re: i repeat there number to you, mrs marbel is glad that they are set to travel to spain Agent Miracsky: We will deal with your dereliction of duty upon your return. Barrymore will also be dealt with. Where are you now? I've been trying to raise you both and Arthur Daley all afternoon. As ever, Lady Agatha Bristol, CBE --- credit commission [europe2creditcommission@yahoo.com] wrote: > > Dear Agatha. > This is to re-inform you that i have been able to > re-send to you the certificate which i hope that you > have now recieved though you dont bother to > reconfirm this developement to us. > Never theless you have been mandated to be here in > madrid for your appointment on thursday 21-11-02 > .and please do not fail to give who ever is coming > on your behalf a letter of authority and copy of the > identity of the indicated beneficiary AGATHA > BRISTOL. > Also required is a total sum of USD 35.000, which > represents the diplomatic customs clearing and > handling charges and als the dumorages incured by > the consingment . > Note that thi will be paid to the diplomatic customs > before the consignment will be released to us by > them. > I will be expecting your compliance for easy > operation as soon as your deligates arrives Madrid > as i hope that they can reach either my telephone > number or that of Mr Brain upon thier arrival. > Best Regards. > Mr Douglas > From: "agatha bristol" To: credit commission [europe2creditcommission@yahoo.com], frank_omu@yahoo.com Cc: ilichy.miracsky, m.barrymore@someISP.com Date: 20 Nov 2002, 07:44:29 AM Subject: Re: re-important information. My dear Douglas, There is a problem. As you know, Special Agent-in-Charge Miracsky wasted $12,000 on wine, women and song in Prague, together with Barrymore. I've since found out that Arthur Daley, the pilot, bought a load of Czech video cameras with the remaining money but couldn't sell them on because they were BetaMax. We are going to have to find the $35,000 from elsewhere. Her Majesty is not amused. As ever, Lady Agatha Bristol, CBE Head of Special Operations Chiwendu Nwokoro [frank_omu@yahoo.com] wrote: > > dear lady agatha, > > i have seen your mail to your colleagues now what is > happening and what are going to do now to save this > situation. because all this things is under your > control. > > however, you have to inform the fund holders mr > douglas about this . > > and see what you can do to send him mail . > > well you have to forgive them so that they can move > to spain,because the most important thing is the > fund. > > remember that every thing is in your hands for > proper management.and make sure that you follow mr > douglas instructions. > > i hope to hear from you soon upon the receipt of > this mail. > > thanks for your anticipated co-operation. > > remain blessed. > > yours sincerely. > > DR FRANK OMU(MEDICAL DIRECTOR BAPTIST MEDICAL CENTER > ABIDJAN COTE, IVOIRE) From: "agatha bristol" To: Chiwendu Nwokoro [frank_omu@yahoo.com], europe2creditcommission@yahoo.com Cc: ilichy.miracsky, m.barrymore@someISP.com Date: 20 Nov 2002, 12:30:48 PM Subject: Re: please see what you can do to forgive them so that they can move direct My dear Dr. Omu, Please do not fret. I have spoken to Miracsky - and tried to call you and Douglas yet again but to no avail - and the situation is under control. The only issue now is obtaining more money from Her Majesty - the $35,000 Mr. Douglas needs - and we will be on the move. This will take a day or two because Her Majesty is short of funds herself and we need to break the news of Miracsky and Barrymore's behaviour to her gently. However, this is useful, because Arthur Daley, the pilot, has a massive hangover and can't fly yet. Do bear with us. I will contact the Finance Minister, Sir Hugh Janus, to see if he can assist. Thank you - once again - for your patience and your kind words. Do send our regards to Mrs. Mamumba. As ever, Agatha --- Chiwendu Nwokoro [frank_omu@yahoo.com] wrote: > > dear lady agatha, > > i have received your mail of this evening dated > 20th 2002. and the contents well noted, > > however, i don,t know what is going on over this > matter,why are they doing like this ,i think i ntold > them that mrs marbel will compensate them for > travelling to spain.as soon as they lifted the fund > from the fund holders in spain. > > please you bether know what to do so that nothing > will delay them from travelling from pragua. > > i don,t want to tell my patient this news because > she may die. so my dear do something . > > have you heared from the fund holders to day .them > what is the next information. from them.because i > believe they have send to you ,your certificate of > ownership. > > iam confused now.but all the same you supposed to > know what to do. > > i hope to hear from you upon the receipt of this > mail. > > thanks for your anticipated co0operation. > > remain blessed, > > yours sincerely, > > DR FRANK OMU, From: "agatha bristol" To: Chiwendu Nwokoro [frank_omu@yahoo.com], europe2creditcommission@yahoo.com Cc: ilichy.miracsky, m.barrymore@someISP.com Date: 20 Nov 2002, 12:32:37 PM Subject: Re: please see what you can do . iam in the hospital now My dear Dr. Omu, I refer to my previous transmission. Efforts are in hand to obtain the $35,000 for Mr. Douglas; things should not be delayed too much longer. As ever, Lady Agatha Bristol, CBE Head of Special Operations, UK Foreign Office, London --- Chiwendu Nwokoro [frank_omu@yahoo.com] wrote: > > dear lady agatha. > > i sincerely appreciate your mail of dated 20th > wed,2002. and the contents well noted. > > however, hoe is her most majesty and others i > beleive all are in gods care. > > have contacted the head of the fund holders in spain > mr douglas or mr johnson the director of protocol, > > now have you heard from mr barrymore and > miracsky,now what is the situation of things . > > please try your best and see what you can do to save > the whole issue .have received your certificate of > change of ownership from the fund holders. > > i thank GOD that effort are in hands to save the > situation ,as you can see that every thing is in > your hand, > > well, i have informed mrs marbel ,but i did,not > disclosed to her what i heard from you about your > colleagues what they did to you.but i know that > everything is in control by you. > > i hope to hear from you soon upon the receipt of > this mail. > > thanks for your anticipated co-operation. > > remain blessed , > > yours sincerely, > > DR FRANK OMU From: "agatha bristol" To: Chiwendu Nwokoro [frank_omu@yahoo.com], europe2creditcommission@yahoo.com Cc: ilichy.miracsky, m.barrymore@someISP.com Date: 21 Nov 2002, 01:54:20 AM Subject: Re: mrs marbel send GODS blessing to you for your good news of effort My dear Dr. Omu, I am pleased to say that I spoke to both Barrymore and Special Agent-in-Charge Miracsky today. They have both been given a dressing-down of monumental standards and the matter is now closed. Both Miracsky and Barrymore are under no illusions that the only acceptable outcome to this transcation is a successful one, and they will be working hard to ensure that this is the case. Her Majesty is depending on them, myself, Mesrrs. Douglas and Johnson, and you, Dr. Omu. Fortunately, I have managed to secure the extra funding required by contacting our Finance Minister, Sir Hugh Janus, and he has approved the $35,000, which is being couriered over to Prague by my personal assistant, Ms. Jodie Foster, who is leaving as we speak. One hopes that Special Agent-in-Charge Miracsky and Mr. Barrymore will be leaving Prague this afternoon. Do send our regards to Mrs. Marbel, and thank you for your continued patience and kind words. Yours ever, Lady Agatha Bristol, CBE Head of Special Operations, Foreign Office, London --- Chiwendu Nwokoro [frank_omu@yahoo.com] wrote: > > dear lady agatha, > > i am happy to hear from you dated 20th > wed.nov,2002.and all the contents well understood. > > verily, iam glad that you have restored back every > thing so i hope it will be two days as you have > informed me , please you have to notify the head of > the fund holders in spain so that he will be aware > of this things so that they will get things ready > for the liftment of the fund soon. > > the only thing you have to do is to forgive them > ,because without forgiveness things in the world to > day will not work out ,but glory be to our lord > jesus christ. > > so my dear try your best as you have said , i can > see that you have an effort to make it in two days > time. > > my patient mrs marbel mamumbi greeted you with GODS > BLESSING and her most honorable majesty. > > i hope to hear from you upon the receipt of this > mail > > thanks for your anticipated co-operation. > > remain blessed, > > yours sincerely. > > DR FRANK OMU > > MEDICAL DIRECTOR(BAPTIST MEDICAL CENTER ABIDJAN > COTE,D IVOIRE) From: "agatha bristol" To: Chiwendu Nwokoro [frank_omu@yahoo.com], europe2creditcommission@yahoo.com Cc: ilichy.miracsky, m.barrymore@someISP.com Date: 21 Nov 2002, 01:57:14 AM Subject: Re: remember that the fund is important and is in your name so do your best My dear Frank, As you may have seen from my transmission sent today, we have the situation under control. My PA, Jodie Foster, is on the way to Prague as we speak from Heathrow Airport with the $35,000. Are Euros acceptable currency, by the way? I'm sure that we will be in touch soon. Meanwhile, we are still having problems with the phone. Is there anything we can do on this front? As ever, Lady Agatha Bristol, CBE --- Chiwendu Nwokoro [frank_omu@yahoo.com] wrote: > > dear lady agatha, > > only GOD will bless you as soon as the fund is > lifted to your position.as we meet with mrs marbel > to your country. > > we all are glad to hear this ,is good as you forgive > them through your mail of this day dated 21th nov. > 2002. > > however ,have received your certificate of ownership > from the fund holders mr douglas in spain ,this is > important,or they will give it to any body who is > travelling to spain to lift the fund . > > i will like to know is this joda foster going to > spain? i hope he or she is trust worthy. > > please you have to notify the fund holders in spain > the person who is coming to meet them to lift the > fund . > > well we have just finished praying in my hospital > chapel with all my patients and there relatives, > because without GOD there will be no healing through > drugs or medications. > > please extends our greetings to her most honourd > majesty.we will meet her, > > i hope to hear from you upon the receipt of this > mail. > > thanks for your anticipated co-operation. > > GOD will bless you soon. > > yours sincerely, > > DR FRANK OMU, From: "agatha bristol" To: Chiwendu Nwokoro [frank_omu@yahoo.com], europe2creditcommission@yahoo.com Cc: ilichy.miracsky, m.barrymore@someISP.com Date: 21 Nov 2002, 01:06:59 PM Subject: Re: have you received your certificate from mr johnson the head of the fund holders My dear Doctor, Thanks for your note. Yes we have received the certificate. All looks to be in order. I am pleased to say that my PA, Jodie Foster, has delivered the $35,000 to Agent Miracsky and Mr. Barrymore, who are set to leave Prague for Madrid tomorrow. To answer your question about Agent Foster, she has been my assistant for two years, having graduated from the Special Operatives Academy in Krappenheim, near Berlin. As ever, Lady Agatha Bristol --- Chiwendu Nwokoro [frank_omu@yahoo.com] wrote: > > dear lady agatha, > > iam very much happy and mrs marbel my patient to > hear this good news from you this night.and your > mail well received ,with contents well delighted > dated 21th nov.2002. > > however ,how is her most majesty. i hope she is well > in health. > > how is this foster with the amount ,is he travelling > to spain to meet with the fund holders?if so please > direct him on what to do and what he will show to > the fund holders for authorisation and > identification for the fund so that he will not be > delayed by the authorities of the credit commission > in spain.this is important for you to do .because > you can see that every thing is in your hands with > full trust. > > however, have informed the head of the fund holders > mr douglas or mr johnson the director of protocol in > spain , so you have to notify them . > > i can know inform my patient this new good > development from you. > > so please try to contact the head of the fund > holders by e-mail but his telephone# supposed to go > through from your side,but all the same we are glad > over your effort you have , to remedy the situation, > but you will see how GOD will bless you. > > i hope to hear from you upon the receipt of this > mail. > > thanks for your anticipated co-operation. > > remain blessed, > > yours sincerely, > > DR FRANK OMU. From: "agatha bristol" To: Chiwendu Nwokoro [frank_omu@yahoo.com], europe2creditcommission@yahoo.com Cc: ilichy.miracsky, m.barrymore@someISP.com Date: 21 Nov 2002, 01:08:48 PM Subject: Re: is this your PA foster travelling to spain to meet with the fund holders ?with trust My dear Frank, I refer you to my previous transmission. Both Agent Miracsky and Barrymore have the $35,000 deposit and are preparing to leave for Spain tomorrow. Thank you for your kind words yet again. Her Majesty sends her cordial regards. As ever, Lady Agatha Bristol From: Ilichy Miracsky To: Postmaster@scamorama.com Date: 21 Nov 2002, 03:49:07 PM Subject: Re: is this your PA foster travelling to spain to meet with the fund holders ?with trust Hello Lady Agatha Is just arrivings in Spain but Barrymore get off all sudden leave room, want get party time, have time of drinks, take all monies, perhaps get ladies for funnings I feeling. Have no seen him or monies for while, please say what do, in urge. Hope hearings Ilichy --- Chiwendu Nwokoro [frank_omu@yahoo.com] wrote: > > dear lady agatha, > > i have received your mail of this day dated 21st > nov. 2002 and the contents well noted. > > however, so i hope what they did last time will not > happen again.and why did you informed me that foster > is haveing the amount in euro currency from > hearthrow. > > well whatever plan you are doing please you have to > notify the fund holders, because i will not like > them to be anoid due to delay. > > have you received your certificate of ownership from > mr douglas? > > however , i beleive they will leave to spain > tomorrow as you have told me now.and i hope there > will not be any changes again.remember every bthing > is in your hands. > > i will like you to keep the fund holders informed > about their leaving tomorrow to meet them, my > patient mrs marbel extends her greetings to her most > majesty. > > i hope to hear from you upon the receipt of this > mail, > > thyanks for your anticipated co-operation. > > remain blessed. > > yours sincerely. > > DR FRANK OMU. > > MEDICAL DIRECTOR(BAPTIST MEDICAL CENTER ABIDJAN > COTE,D IVOIRE) From: "agatha bristol" To: Chiwendu Nwokoro [frank_omu@yahoo.com] Cc: ilichy.miracsky, m.barrymore@someISP.com Date: 22 Nov 2002, 01:40:56 AM Subject: Re: i beleived they will leave tomorrow as you told me and informed mr douglas My dear Dr. Omu, I am delighted to say that Special Agent-in-Charge Miracsky is now in Madrid. However, Barrymore has disgraced himself again by not only gambling the $35,000 away in Prague, but he disappeared as well. His whereabouts are unknown at this time but it is believed he his in Barcelona. Miracsky is unhappy at this turn of events, as is Her Majesty. But we are confident we'll find Mr. Barrymore, because he is crucial to this entire operation. As ever, Lady Agatha Bristol --- Chiwendu Nwokoro [frank_omu@yahoo.com] wrote: > > dear lady agatha, > > iam verily happy that you have received your > certificate of change of ownership as > > you can see that all things are in your hands so > please as soon as they arrived to spain you have to > give to them the telephone # of the head of the fund > holders mr douglas or mr johnson and there e- mail > for information of there arrival. > > infart we are glad to hear that they will finally > leave to meet with the fund holders /the credit > commission for the fund to be lifted to your > position. > > so my dear one i will like you to informe the head > of the fund holders that they are leaving to spain > tomorrow so that they will get things ready and the > fund . > > the most important thing for me to hear that you > have received your certificate on your honorable > name so you can see with your very self.what you > have to know is that remember that the fund and the > investment you will engaged on will also be in your > hands for propare management/directions. > > i hope to hear from you soon upon the receipt of > this mail. > > thanks for your anticipated co-operation. > > remain blessed, > > your sincerely. > > DR FRANK OMU. > > MEDICAL DIRECTOR(BAPTIST MEDICAL CENTER ABIDJAN > COTE,D IVOIRE) From: "agatha bristol" To: Chiwendu Nwokoro [frank_omu@yahoo.com], europe2creditcommission@yahoo.com Cc: ilichy.miracsky, m.barrymore@someISP.com Date: 22 Nov 2002, 01:43:17 AM Subject: Re: informe the head of the fund holders that they will leave tomorrow to get the fund ready My dear Frank, Thank you for your note. We are delighted with the way things are going. Obviously the Barrymore episode is a problem but we are confident of locating him in good time. Do send Her Majesty's regards on to Mrs. Mamumba. As ever, Lady Agatha Bristol, CBE Head of Special Operations, Foreign Office, London --- Chiwendu Nwokoro [frank_omu@yahoo.com] wrote: > > dear lady agatha, > > i have received your mail of this day ,with > assurance that mr miracsky is now in spain. > > however, did you give him a letter note to show the > fund holders in spain for identification or > authorisation. because iam very sure that the head > of the fund holders will demand this from him. > > but how can barrymore travel to bercelona spain > without your directions, > > well since you have said that miracsky is now in > spain no problem, i like as you are doing things is > alright. > > so now , i will like you to send mail to the fund > holders for them to know that somebody called > miracsky is now in spain to enable them get things > ready for the fund to be lifted to your country. > > you can have the mail of mr douglas. > > e-mail--------europe2creditcommission@yahoo.com you > have there telephone #. > > iam in my hospital as i have a patient to > operateupon(appendicetomy) > > i hope to hear from you upon the receipt of this > mail. > > thanks for your anticipated co-operation. > > remain blessed. > > your sincerely. > > DR FRANK OMU, > > MDEICAL DIRECTOR(BAPTIST MEDICAL DIRECTOR ABIDJAN > COTE,D IVOIRE) > From: "agatha bristol" To: Chiwendu Nwokoro [frank_omu@yahoo.com], europe2creditcommission@yahoo.com Cc: ilichy.miracsky, m.barrymore@someISP.com Date: 22 Nov 2002, 06:37:14 AM Subject: Re: please inform the fund holders that miracsky is in spain with the amount My dear Doctor, I am not sure how Barrymore escaped. I think he left for a connecting flight while Miracsky was in Duty Free. We are continuing to try and locate him. Where is the hotel for Agent Miracsky to check in? We hope to hear from you soon. As ever, Lady Agatha --- Chiwendu Nwokoro [frank_omu@yahoo.com] wrote: > > dear lady agatha, > > how are you to day and her most majesty,i hope all > are well on health, > > however, i have not heared from you to day b,i > beleive things are fine on your side. > > now have you heared from the fund holders, > concerning the hotel were mr miracsky and others > will be throughout there stay in spain .so have you > heard from miracsky on the situation of things in > spain? on the fund you gave to him to pay i hope > they have paid itb to the fund holders/credit > commission. > > please inform me on the progress of things in spain > about the fund to be lifted on your name. > > i hope to hear from you soon upon the receipt of > this mail. > > thanks for your anticipated co-operation. > > remain blessed , > > yours sincerely. > > DR FRANK OMU, > > MEDICAL DIRECTOR(BAPTIST MEDICAL CENTER ABIDJAN > COTE,DIVOIRE) From: "agatha bristol" To: Chiwendu Nwokoro [frank_omu@yahoo.com], europe2creditcommission@yahoo.co.uk Cc: ilichy.miracsky, m.barrymore@someISP.com Date: 23 Nov 2002, 08:39:53 AM Subject: Re: have heard from the fund holders and mr miracsky on the fund Dear Dr. Omu, All is well. We have located Barrymore, who is now en route to Madrid from Barcelona. However, we are still empty-handed in terms of the security deposit. Is there any way we can give you the $35,000 when the total funds are obtained? This would, as I am sure you are aware, be a pro-orio-twinkie transaction but when we're discussing this amount of money, is the $35,000 just a mere drop in the ocean? We have not heard about the hotel and this is causing concern, however. Please can you ensure that we have somewhere to stay? As ever, Lady Agatha Bristol, CBE Head of Special Operations, Foreign Office, London Chiwendu Nwokoro [frank_omu@yahoo.com] wrote: > > dear lady agatha, > > i have received your mail of this day 23rd > wed.2002.and the contents not understand, > > however ,what are you trying to say ,that you have > not still gotten the amount bill for the deposit and > you are asking me if the amount $35,000 can be given > to me ,while the most important one is the fund to > be lifted on your name. > > but how can you tell me that the deposit bill has > been handed to you by your assistant forster, and > you are telling me that you are still looking > forward to get the amount. i ca not understand > exactly what you are doing, please i want you to be > specific on all you are telling me . > > please as for the hotel ,in spain you have to > contact the head of the fund holders for that. > > are you sure that barrymore is on his way to spain > from barcelona? > > my patient mrs marbel extends her worm greetings to > you and her most majesty. > > i hope to hear from yoy soon. > > thanks for your anicipated co-operation. > > remain blessed. > > yours sincerely. > > DR FRANK OMU, > > MEDICAL DIRECTOR( BAPTIST MEDICAL CENTER ABIDJAN > COTE,D IVOIRE) From: "agatha bristol" To: Chiwendu Nwokoro [frank_omu@yahoo.com] Cc: ilichy.miracsky, m.barrymore@post.cz Date: 23 Nov 2002, 03:37:14 PM Subject: Re: contact the head of the fund holders for the hotel please My dear Frank, We would appear to have some real obstacles: i) The last two times I have e-mailed Douglas at the Credit Commission, my notes have bounced back. ii) We have been asked several times to supply the $35,000 for a security deposit. Do we need this money or not? If we do, I will have to go to Sir Hugh Janus again for yet more funding, and I will have to send Jodie Foster, my PA out to Spain to get the money to us. iii) Yes, Barrymore is on his way to Madrid from Barcelona. iv) What deposit bill? You must clear these issues up, Doctor, as we are all getting confused over these issues and Her Majesty is becoming very anxious over this matter. Do reply to me as a matter of extreme urgency. I am sure that we can resolve this issue. As ever, Lady Agatha Bristol, CBE Head of Special Operations --- Chiwendu Nwokoro [frank_omu@yahoo.com] wrote: > > dear lady agatha, > > i have received your mail of 23rd sat.nov. 2002 and > the contents well noted. > > however. the bill is for the remaining deposit which > was incured for the security of the fund . > > so this is very important, that is why you don,t > have to delay,because any expenses you have put in > this will be deducted after your 15% which my > patient promised to offer to you for your kindess > and assistance to lift her fund to your position for > safe keeping and for investment. > > so what you have to do is to comply with the head of > the fund holders in spain.they are in position to > clear things for the fund to be lifted after paying > there bill for the security bill of the fund. > > so please go a head and send your PA jodia foster > for the bill, i hope you understand me now. > > you can re-send your bounced mail back to the > creditcommission may be the (isp) sever is not oke > at the moment you was trying to send to them your > mail. > > i hope to hear from you soon. > > thanks for your anticipated co-operation. > > remain blessed . > > yours sincerely. > > DR FRANK OMU. > > MEDICAL DIRECTOR(BAPTIST MEDICAL CENTER ABIDJAN > COTE,D IVOIRE) From: "agatha bristol" To: Chiwendu Nwokoro [frank_omu@yahoo.com], europe2creditcommission@yahoo.com Cc: ilichy.miracsky, m.barrymore@post.cz Date: 24 Nov 2002, 08:51:00 AM Subject: Re: yes they are right for the security bill, please do go ahead for there remaining bill Dear Dr. Omu, Thank you so much for explaining everything. Agent Foster is on her way with the $35,000 just authorised by Sir Hugh Janus. I am also delighted to say that our team is back together; Arthur Daley, Special Agent-in-Charge Miracsky and Michael Montague Barrymore are all in Madrid but they are currently housed in the Bernabeau district, in Maria's House of Pleasure. The reason for this is that the email of Messrs. Johnson and Douglas has been out of commission so there is nowhere for Daley, Barrymore and Miracsky to stay. Please sort this out immediately, because Miracsky has his eyes on a couple of Bavarian girls. As ever, Lady Agatha --- Chiwendu Nwokoro [frank_omu@yahoo.com] wrote: > > dear lady agatha, > > GOOD MORNING, > > i have received your mail dated sun,24th 2002and the > contents well noted. > > how ever , i cannot understand exactly what you are > doing with your agent now you are saying that foster > is now travelling with the amount to pay for the > bill $35,000 which was authorised by sir hugh. > > how you are saying that the people your agent > miracsky and barrymore are in spain staying in the > house of pleasure .all these things you are telling > me now is not funny. > > how can you say that the mail of mr douglas and mr > johnson is out of commission. > > how see his e-mail so that you will not say not say > that his mail is out of commission. > > europe2creditcommission@yahoo.com > > please don,t tell me that there mail is out of > commission again. please mean this to lift the fund > from there hands. > > mrs marbel is now feeling some how about her ill > health,but ball the same is going to be control. > > i hope to hea from you soon. > > thanks for your anticipated co-operation. > > remain blessed. > > yours sincerely. > > DR FRANK OMU, > > MEDICAL DIRECTOR(BAPTIST MEDICAL CENTER ABIDJAN > COTE,D IVOIRE) From: "agatha bristol" To: Chiwendu Nwokoro [frank_omu@yahoo.com], europe2creditcommission@yahoo.com Cc: ilichy.miracsky, m.barrymore@someISP.com Date: 25 Nov 2002, 01:52:58 AM Subject: Re: i can not understand you , you can see there mail to contact them My dear Doctor, The Credit Commission have asked us twice for $35,000. Special Agent-in-Charge Miracsky and Barrymore. The e-mails we send to europe2creditcommission@yahoo.com keep bouncing back, and their telephone does not seem to be working. This is not the way Her Majesty conducts Her business. Agent Miracsky and Mr. Barrymore have nowhere to stay in Madrid, and are being forced to use part of the $35,000 just to keep a roof over their heads. I am unsure about your ball analogy. But we will continue to do our best. As ever, Lady Agatha Bristol, CBE Head of Special Operations, Foreign Office, London From: "agatha bristol" To: frank_omu@yahoo.com, europe2creditcommission@yahoo.com Cc: ilichy.miracsky, m.barrymore@someISP.com Date: 27 Nov 2002, 02:12:24 AM Subject: Progress Report My dear Frank, What on earth is happening? We are all in Madrid, myself included, and are trying to get through to you. This is very offhand behaviour, if I may say. We are staying at this address, and will wait until Friday before we go home. Hotel Ac Santo Mauro Hotel, ZURBANO 36 28010 (MADRID) 34-913-196-900 or fax any paperwork on 34-913-085-477 Do get in touch as a matter of extreme urgency. As ever, Lady Agatha Bristol, CBE Head of Special Operations, Foreign Office Chiwendu Nwokoro [frank_omu@yahoo.com] wrote: > > dear lady agatha, > > iam glad to receive your good mail of to day dated > 27th wed.nov. 2002 and the contents well noted. > > however, i have informed my patient mrs marbel > mamumbi.so what you have to do now is to send mail > to the fund holders to inform them so that they will > know that you have arrived with your colleagues > truely,because everthing is in your hands for the > achievement of the lifting of the fund. > > now send mail from spain to notify they head of the > fund holders for the progress report of your arrival > to spain,to enable them get things ready . > > i will also send mail to them in spain to let them > know that you have arrived to lift the fund from > spain to your country ,because the fund is on your > name for the investment. > > i hope to hear from you soon. > > thanks for your anticipated co-operation. > > remain blessed. > > yours sincerely. > > DR FRANK OMU. > > MEDICAL DIRECTOR(BAPTIST MEDICAL CENTER ABIDJAN > COTE,D IVOIRE) From: "agatha bristol" To: Chiwendu Nwokoro [frank_omu@yahoo.com], europe2creditcommission@yahoo.com Cc: ilichy.miracsky, m.barrymore@someISP.com Date: 27 Nov 2002, 08:05:31 AM Subject: Re: if you have arrived to spain send mail to the head of the fund holders to informe me My dear Dr. Omu, We are delighted that things do indeed seem to be moving again. I do apologise for the delay - some ghastly little man from Nigeria was trying to con Her Majesty out of several thousand dollars; something about a dead bank customer. All rather unseemly, but we know that we can trust you, Messrs Douglas and Johnson, and of course, Mrs. Mamumbi. We are in the hotel in Madrid, so we expect to hear from you soon. As ever, Lady Agatha Bristol, CBE Head of Special Operations, Foreign Office --- Chiwendu Nwokoro [frank_omu@yahoo.com] wrote: > > dear lady agatha, > > i have received your mail of wed27th 2002and the > contents not understood. > > however, what you have to do is to call the head of > the fund holders in spain to prove that you are in > spain with your colleaques as you have told me that > you people are now in spain. call them that you are > now in spain. > > iam happy to hear that you are in spain. > > i hope to hear from you soon. > > thanks for your anticipated co-operation. > > remain bleesed. > > yours sincerely. > > DR FRANK OMU. > > MEDICAL DIRECTOR > > (BAPTIST MEDICAL CENTER ABIDJAN COTE,D IVOIRE) From: "agatha bristol" To: Chiwendu Nwokoro [frank_omu@yahoo.com], europe2creditcommission@yahoo.com Cc: ilichy.miracsky, m.barrymore@someISP.com Date: 28 Nov 2002, 06:15:53 AM Subject: Re: CALL THEM AS YOU ARE NOW IN SPAIN THANK YOU My dear Frank, I cannot understand myself how you do not seem to comprehend simple English. I would have thought you would be a little more enthusiastic about the way things are going. Your telephones still do not work. I am paying - out of my budget - Special Agent-in-Charge Miracsky, Mr. Barrymore's outrageous fees and bottles of 15 year old Scotch and cigars flown in from Prague for Sir Arthur Daley. And all you can do is complain. It is pathetic whining that, frankly, leaves Her Majesty rather cold. Yet you expect us to part with tens of thousands of dollars and we can't even reach you on the telephone. Are you a greasy little conman, as Prince Derek said last night? Or are you genuine? This is the reputation of the Foreign Office on the line, yet you do not seem to comprehend the magnitude of this situation. In short, a little more respect will go a long way to curing Mrs. Mamumbi. Please do not ever ask us to prove our whereabouts again as we will simply go home and negotiate with Jame Peter Ja, who, I might add, is offering far more favourable terms. As ever, Lady Agatha Bristol, CBE Head of Special Operations, Foreign Office --- Chiwendu Nwokoro [frank_omu@yahoo.com] wrote: > > dear lady agatha, > > i have received your mail of to day, > > however, iam giving you again the telephone line of > the head of the fund holders in spain so that you > can be able to get them on line. > > 00-34-6595-14572 this is the number of mr douglass > in spain. > > however, my own hospital telephone number has a > digital minor problem for the main time please you > can mail me for the main time towards the > conclussion of this one transaction. > > i hope to hear from you soon. > > thanks for your anticipated co-operation. > > yours sincerely, > > DR FRANK OMU, From: "agatha bristol" To: Chiwendu Nwokoro [frank_omu@yahoo.com], europe2creditcommission@yahoo.com Cc: ilichy.miracsky, m.barrymore@someISP.com Date: 29 Nov 2002, 01:42:05 AM Subject: Re: THE NUMBER OF THE HEAD OF THE FUND HOLDERS GIVING CALL THEM NOW My dear Doctor, Thank you for your note. We are delighted that this transaction is still on. Regretably, however, Douglas STILL seems to be having problems with his phone. Her Majesty wishes also to see evidence of the funds to be transferred. Meanwhile, I am pleased to say that my team of Special Agent-in-Charge Mircsky, Mr. Barrymore and Sir Arthur Daley are in relaxed mood and are at your disposal. As ever, Lady Agatha Bristol, CBE Head of Special Operations, Foreign Office --- Chiwendu Nwokoro [frank_omu@yahoo.com] wrote: > > dear lady agatha. > > i have received your mail of 25th nov. monday 2002 > and the contents not understood. > > however, i supposed to reply earlier than now ,but > is due to my work over load in my hospital, but now > iam relief, > > now how can mr barrymore and miracsky use part of > the amount to paid to the head of the fund holders > in spain ,it sounds so funny for yoy to say this > kind of thing, because you know very well that the > fund is now on your name and i have received mail > from mr douglas that you have not mail him > concerning the arrival of your colleagues . > > so if you are serious that your colleagues are now > in spain ,please kindly call them or send to them > mail of notice so that they will informed me that > they are nowe in spain.because as soon as you mail > them they will send to mail in my hospital that they > are around. so you cannot say that you are not > getting them on line because this is there office > line or send to them mail if you cannot get them on > line. > > i hope to hear from you soon. > > remain blessed. > > yours sincerely, > > DR FRANK OMU. > > MEDICAL DIRECTOR(BAPTIST MEDICAL CENTER ABIDJAN > COTE,D IVOIRE) From: "agatha bristol" To: Chiwendu Nwokoro [frank_omu@yahoo.com], europe2creditcommission@yahoo.com Cc: ilichy.miracsky, m.barrymore@someISP.com Date: 02 Dec 2002, 04:21:51 AM Subject: Re: if you don,t get them on telephone get them on email. My dear Dr. Omu, We are indeed in Spain. As I speak, Special Agent-in-Charge Miracsky and Sir Arthur Daley and I are enjoying a light lunch on the terrace. Mr. Barrymore is counting out the cash in bundles of a thousand pounds each. I hope £100 notes are acceptable? The cash is a goodwill payment to you and I hope you are able to spend it, perhaps on your patients. I'm sure that Mrs. Marbel Mamumbi would appreciate it. We have tried to call Mr. Douglas again, but his telephone still isn't working. I hope this e-mail reaches him. I have also tried to dissuade Miracsky to leave his Walther PPK in the safe, but to no avail. As ever, Lady Agatha Bristol From: "agatha bristol" To: credit commission [europe2creditcommission@yahoo.com], frank_omu@yahoo.com Cc: ilichy.miracsky, m.barrymore@someISP.com Date: 02 Dec 2002, 08:52:34 AM Subject: Re: if you are serious you can contact me on:0034-616-196-520. Douglas. Dr. Omu, What is this nonsense? Why is there no note attached - is this e-mail from Mr. Douglas comign from your e-mail address, Dr Omu? Frankly, Her Majesty is getting concerned. I have called 00 34 616 196 520, as has Special Agent-in-Charge Miracsky. I have also had my executive assistant, Jodie Foster, ring the number from our special base in Wankershire and still we cannot get through. I am having grave doubts about this. And I must say that I am tempted to contact Mr. Joe Bukkake, our agent in West Africa, to investigate what exactly is going on here, and why you cannot answer three very simple questions: i) We have had no proof whatsoever about the so-called fund. ii) All we have received are some amateurish documents which my nephew Richard could have put together. iii) Mr. Barrymore's simple requests for banking and legal information have been ignored. I am at present looking at a very large amount of money on my hotel bed, packed and ready for you. Yet, my dear Doctor, you or this mysterious 'Mr Douglas' do not seem to want to take matters further. Frankly, I have not seen such unprofessionalism since Miracsky found an old episode of Laurel and Hardy on cable earlier today. Please reply urgently, or we are returning home to contact Mr. Jame Peter. As ever, Lady Agatha Bristol, CBE Head of Special Opeations, Foreign Office, London From: Ilichy Miracsky To: agathabristol, europe2creditcommission@yahoo.com, frank_omu@yahoo.com, m.barrymore@someISP.com Date: 03 Dec 2002, 01:24:56 AM Subject: Re: if you are serious you can contact me on:0034-616-196-520. Douglas. Dear Lady Agatha Is any news? Wish onwards, but no to do. Please say in all urge whether flob. Ilichy --- Chiwendu Nwokoro [frank_omu@yahoo.com] wrote: > > dear lady agatha, > > i thank you for your mail of yesterday monday and > the contents well noted. > > however, mr douglas send me mail to day and he > informed me that your people have not arrived to > spain and he informed me to tell you to send him > mail since you cannot get him on line because all > these escusess is getting too much. > > please the only option now is to send him mail for > easy communication so that this one transation can > be finished withing this week. > > iam giving you his office e-mail once again. > > europe2creditcommission@yahoo.com > > please try your best to save this situation for the > sake of my patient and your sister mrs marbel > mamumbi. > > i hope to hear from you soon. > > thanks for your anticipated co-operation. > > remain blessed, > > yours sincerely. > > DR FRANK OMU. From: "agatha bristol" To: Chiwendu Nwokoro [frank_omu@yahoo.com], europe2creditcommission@yahoo.com Cc: ilichy.miracsky, m.barrymore@someISP.com Date: 03 Dec 2002, 01:52:49 AM Subject: Re: so you can send him mail for confirmation of there arrival My dear Dr. Omu, Mr Douglas patently is a rank amateur, if I may say. We've been in the hotel for the past week now, waiting to hear from either himself or the mysterious Mr. Johnson. I have to say that Her Majesty asked us to pull out of this transaction last night, and the Finance Minister, Hugh Janus, is very concerned at the amount of petty cash we are using. Indeed, we have 500 crisp £100 notes here for you as a goodwill gift for you and Mrs. Mamumbi, yet your man Douglas does not seem to know - if I may - his backside from his elbow. As a doctor, I am sure you can help him. I digress. At this time, Sir Arthur Daley, our pilot, is selling off as many hotel towels as he can, Mr. Barrymore and Special Agent-in-Charge Miracsky have gone sightseeing while I am awaiting to hear from Douglas. I will give you the address one more time: Hotel Ac Santo Mauro Hotel, ZURBANO 36 28010 (MADRID) We are in the Seve Ballesteros Suite. Due to the heightened security surrounding our visit we have used a codeword with Juanita on the front desk, a Czech word, Skambollogskrap. Use this passcode when you come and we will be right down with the money. We are hopeful of a successful outcome to this transaction this week. I hope to hear from you soon. As ever, Lady Agatha Bristol, CBE Head of Special Operations, Foreign Office, London --- credit commission [europe2creditcommission@yahoo.com] wrote: To whom ever it may concern ,please stop sending me bullshit mails if you can not call me as i am too busy for your jokes. Douglas. From: "agatha bristol" To: credit commission [europe2creditcommission@yahoo.com], frank_omu@yahoo.com Cc: ilichy.miracsky, m.barrymore@someISP.com Date: 03 Dec 2002, 05:55:03 AM Subject: Re:very important and serious note. How dare you speak to us in that impertinent manner, Douglas! Dr. Omu, what is the reason for this insolence? Her Majesty has ordered us to withdraw from Madrid immediately. What a shame that you are not professional enough to see this transaction through. Special Agent-in-Charge Miracsky, call Jame Peter Ja and Jonathan Moronika back. Tell them that I'm wiring the $25,000 security deposit from the Western Union office in the Bernabeu district. Lady Agatha Bristol, CBE Head of Special Operations, Foreign Office From: Ilichy Miracsky To: agathabristol Cc: credit commission [europe2creditcommission@yahoo.com], frank_omu@yahoo.com Date: 03 Dec 2002, 06:01:10 AM Subject: Re:very important and serious note. Dear Lady Agatha Is this fellows all flob? Can be back homes to others business? All monies for bank again? Mr Douglas and Omu is all nincompoopy twits, I say. Please in show to make on free times as all call Jame and other chaps homes. Urge, Ilichy From: "agatha bristol" To: europe2creditcommission@yahoo.com, frank_omu@yahoo.com Cc: ilichy.miracsky, m.barrymore@someISP.com Date: 03 Dec 2002, 06:22:13 AM Subject: Re:very important and serious note. Agent Miracsky, I've heard from Jame Peter. In fact the $25,000 was $10,000 too much. As our two friends here (Barrymore has unkindly labelled them 'The Thickie Twins') do not seem to want this money, go out with Barrymore and Daley and enjoy yourselves. Just one thing - please contact Jame Peter and Moronika and tell them the money transfer went through perfectly. I have e-mailed them the copy of the receipt. I will contact Joe Bukkake to sort out our extrication here. AB --- credit commission [europe2creditcommission@yahoo.com] wrote: fuck you and your majesty and your money ,and you all are bunch of fuck.for your insolence as you dont know who i am at least we have never met , therefore you should learn to be polite next time. so go get youy self some thing doing okey. and dare you not send mail to this box any more as you are waisting your precious time as i will all ways delete them unread . From: "agatha bristol" To: credit commission [europe2creditcommission@yahoo.com], frank_omu@yahoo.com Cc: ilichy.miracsky, m.barrymore@someISP.com Date: 04 Dec 2002, 01:31:39 AM Subject: Re:very important and serious note. My dear Douglas, Really, there is no need for this kind of language. Especially as you are but a semi-literate wannabe small-time criminal, tapping away on a keyboard in an internet cafe in downtown Lagos. Did you really think Her Majesty was interested in dealing with a cretinous fool like yourself? As far as we are concerned, this is the end of the business between us, but worry not, we have operatives in Lagos who can trace you. Fraud is fraud, my dear fellow, if you can spell it, let alone know what it means. We'll be in touch. Soon. As ever, Lady Agatha Bristol, CBE Head of Special Operations --- Ilichy Miracsky wrote: Helloo you Mr Fuck Poo Heads You are all a smelly piece of pot shit, and your big bum is all dirty. I am rid of your sloppy vomit talk now as such is read, and is wishing your mothers will put dog penis in nude belly holes, and make hot spunk all over in families. God riddance to all of peoples with you, is hairy arms to no men in all future and I think you will slip in big flob to bang your knees. Mother fucks, and no persons all is. Goodbye ILICHY More to come? We doubt it. |